Today is the day.I hope you're ready, /a/.I hope to GOD you're ready for ushttp://cankorrataketheknot.tumblr.com/
A new /a/ shall form from this toonami shitstorm
>>66297001>Hangout: /a/I seriously hope you didn't legitimately spread this around the internet. Otherwise I hate you with the force of a thousand suns.
>>66297050>/co/,reddit and tumblr fags will come here when Toonami airsGod help us
>Deadman Wonderland
>Deadman WonderlandCrap.>Casshern SinsAlready owned on DVD and have it fully watched on Netflix to boot.>FMA/GITS/CBOverplayed and boring>Implying CN is taking this Toonami return seriously.Ratings will be in the shitter because Casshern Sins is far too slow for the ADD riddled crowd that needs tits and action in their face to keep the viewers.Toonami will last a week at max.
>>66297001Dear god that's a terrible lineup.Only good thing there is GITS.
>>66297134They're already here.
>As Toonami is on, we’re planning to have live discussions on /a/, which is the new home of Toon/a/mi!
>>66297059A quick google image search reveals this image has been passed around the internet, it's not just a troll.
>TOONAMI IS ONLY ADULT SWIM'S CURRENT ANIME LINEUP UNDER A NEW NAME>TOONAMI IS ONLY ADULT SWIM'S CURRENT ANIME LINEUP UNDER A NEW NAME>TOONAMI IS ONLY ADULT SWIM'S CURRENT ANIME LINEUP UNDER A NEW NAME>TOONAMI IS ONLY ADULT SWIM'S CURRENT ANIME LINEUP UNDER A NEW NAME>TOONAMI IS ONLY ADULT SWIM'S CURRENT ANIME LINEUP UNDER A NEW NAME
This is gonna be the best night. I have a bottle of Tokai ready with wine glasses and me and my mates gonna watch until the end of Bebop.We don't give a shit it's shounen or we've seen it before. Most of us watched toonami back in the 90s and today will be the greatest day.
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>>66297001>Discussion hangout>/a/I want to strangle the asshole who did this.
I want this shit to fail so hard.
>>66297273Lol, do you love Steins;gate in this place? I love steins;gateSo epic
How much time left ?
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Just report him for advertising his shitty stream and move on. Don't give him attention.
>>66297335>he uses a steins;gate picture>you think he loves itIronic shitposting is still shitposting
>>66297372Just turn their threads into loli dumps or something, fuck, anything to keep them away.
Oh god...
I'm gonna take shelter over in /m/.
>>66297372That does explain a lot.
>>66297439We're doomed
>>66297426I recommend yaoi.
>>66297414Sorry, I'm new lol. Nyways...
>>66297439
>>66297001>Discussion/HangoutAHAHAHAHA That's fucking hilarious, but seriously who did this shit.
Well, this is gonna be an amusing night.>>66297486I like the way you think.
>>66297503YotsubaC
>>66297439NOOOO!!!!
>>66297486Does anyone have a /y/ image compilation?
>>66297496Trying to hard, now get out.>>>/b/>>>/v/>>>/reddit/>>>/anywherebuthere/
>>66297486Coulda sworn that the tumblrfaggots were fond of yaoi or shotacon.
Toonami made sense 12 years ago.It does not make sense today.
>>66297550Or can we dump Shota?
>>66297570Pfff, of course not, we..I mean they loathe yaoi you won't win this, just face it, /a/
>>66297565You're no fun, could think you're from SERN lol
>>66297570Bestiality?
>>66297550No I think loli would be better, Also make some waifu threads, try attract Komeiji to them. Also, someone dump that hole manga, you know the one I mean.
Loli/toddlercon and yaoi.Maybe some /d/ material? Guro?
SUMMER LIGHTBURN BRIGHT
>>66297439I remember how I saw actual Gaia fags here a few days ago. Guys, we gotta recommend Boku no Pico more. Or, we can dump Bradherleys Coach a lot more.
>>66297628Henmaru Machino's always fun. Say, does anyone remember the name to the one where she was clawing shit out of her ass?
Soon...
>>66297606Dump as much shota and loli as you can. I'm going to be using a second browser with a proxy to dump twice as fast.
I'm going to go watch toonami with other people tonight. Solely because I don't want to be here when it's happening.
>>66297630sounds good to me.You know, I used to hate Accelspammer, but recently I've been thinking, if only he was here right now.
>>66297606Why not just allow one single Toonami General and report anyone who tries to make ones outside of it?Oh right, cause that requires responsibility. Fuck it, let's just spam them all.
>Spamming>Not just reporting and hiding all the threadsGiving negative attention is still giving attention.Will you faggots ever learn?
>>66297689You do us proud sir.
>>66297723Any chance you remember the ponies? /co/ does.
>>66297630Toddlercon is fucking ace.I need to get in on that thread.
>moot changes board title to Toon/a/mi
>>66297726>ReportingLet me see what that does..... ohh yeah, nothing.
>>66297723>/a/>mods
>>66297714This is something we need to do collectively. No one man should have Accel's power.
It's the same fucking shows with TOM bumps. Fuck you, [AS].
>>66297726Letting them roam free invites similar behavior.That is unacceptable.
>>66297738And you know how the pony problem was fixed?A SINGLE MLP GENERALWay to prove my point, jackass./mlp/ was a mistake. It lets them breed.
>>66297723There's only one man for the job who'll be able to spam all those threads. You fucking know what I'm talking about, right?
>>66297752MAKE IT HAPPEN
Here's a complete list of all the shitty copypasta.http://pastebin.com/AmreuP0f
How about we just have one Toonami General, while you guys have your own shit?
>>66297726We're not being negative. We're just welcoming them with some nice pieces of /a/ culture, right boys?
>>66297765>>66297772It's more out of the mods not letting personal bias cloud their judgement.
>>66297803holy shit i can't stop laughing at the breeding part
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>Want to stop "cancer">Going to spam to do itYou can't fight cancer with cancer, you dipshits. I am gonna be here for those threads though because it sounds like you're gonna drop some hot porn.
>>66297827Holy shit son, I hadn't seen this one with all the extras.
>>66297803Even the general acknowledged them as legitimate, moron. That would be like allowing a Naruto general.
>>66297849seriously? remember that female mod that one time?
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>>66297835> right boys?this fuckin nerd man
We have enough idiots on this board using the de.lay close botnet. They'll handle toonami just fine.
>>66297831That worked on April Fools when the whole board wasn't like a swarm of angry bees, but this hive's been kicked one too many times for anyone who actually wants to discuss Toonami to stay here.
>These idiots think spamming will remove themNO NO NO, THAT'S HOW THE GODAMN MLP FANBASE FORMED ON 4CHAN, IT JUST GIVES THEM MORE ATTENTIONYOU FUCKERS NEED TO IGNORE THEMJUST DO THAT AND IT WON'T HAPPEN, FUCK..
>>66297929What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Are these niggers fucking serious? They resorect Toonami for THIS? Reruns of one good show they aired more than a decade ago and then some random garbage?Toonami should have stayed dead.
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>>66297961Spam? No, we're just going to dump some porn.
>>66297831>>66297958>>66297961mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life
>>66297961ponyfags were from 4chan so it didn't work. OP is trying to bring in faggots from other sites so it's more likely to work, but probably still won't.
>>66297994> resorectAre you fucking serious, you idiotic fuck?
>>66297765Just because you don't see (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) everywhere doesn't mean there's no moderation you know.>>66297795And spamming them just makes them make more threads and incites the trolls into making even more.It's the same shit as when the general threads were going insane, because faggots kept antagonizing them they became worse.Yes, generals were shitty and didn't belong, but the problem became way worse than it should have.>>66297835Fine, whatever.I've seen what happens when chucklefucks like yourself try to police /a/.It never ends well.Remember Yotsuba?Taiga during his worst times?Lanced Jack?Fucking Accel?Pork Mongler?Every single one of those faggots would never, EVER been as bad as they got if you stupid shitheads didn't try to deal with it yourselves.
>>66297001well, well, well, what have we here another faggot neckbeard (most likely yuro) shitting up the place with his /b/ faggotry. you picked the wrong night to fuck around, asshole. i've just texted the a mod (we're friends irl) about this thread, so he'll be here shortly to deal with the matter, and most likely hand out some sorely needed bans. i'm also going to report and sage the thread (for safe measure), as well as alert the other moderators in the 4chan irc channel. and just in case you wanna try and pull a fast one, i'm screen shotting the entire thread for additional proof and e-mailing moot about the matter personally. i'm tired of you stupid fucking dick sniffers pressing out whatever lolrandom faggot shit you want on the fucking anime board. it's time for you assholes to get a reality check, because this shit won't fly for much longer. prepare your anus, you 500 pound pile of shit. your days are fucking numbered
>>66297924They were legitimate, BECAUSE IT WAS A FUCKING CARTOONIt belonged on /co/, but popularity lead to too many threads, hence a general.And both Naruto and the shows on Toonami are /a/-related. Sometimes stuff that fits the board description is bad. You can't ban it just because. Give them their own little corner and they'll leave you alone.
>>66298037We're not combating the 4chan crowd. This type of solution is no good.It's the normalfags from other sites that are the issue.
>>66298066Just because soemhting is /a/ related doesn't make it acceptable to discuss here. Regardless, even if the shows are /a/ related. toonami itself isn't.
>>66298066U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING OTAKU RELATED THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>66298066So far no one has actually wanted to talk about shows. These have all just been troll threads. I guarantee each board will all have their own livewatch thread.And are you seriously suggesting we allow something like a Naruto general? There are entire forums dedicated to nothing but that, let them go shit up somewhere else.
>>66298066lol you faggot, we get it, you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a debate so that someone can finally listen and hear your point of view because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. You're not smart, you're not interesting, you're an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home.
>>66297186I'll give it until the end of summer
>>66297689>I'm jumping through hoops and doing extra work for nothing>all because people talk about something I don't like
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>>66298165Yes, it does. That's how it works. Just because it's not good anime does not mean you can ban discussion on it.And don't you dare give me the "Well, the block isn't /a/-related, so there" bullshit. It's a television block that's airing anime. You're just looking for an excuse.
>>66298236welcome to nerdchan where /a/utists can't help but spam and sage in hopes people go away
One day in Gurren Lagann Kamina died, and everyone was sad, but then there was a bright flash of light and Jesus appeared."Hey, Kamina, it's Jesus! What's up?" said Jesus."Thanks to Jesus, I have returned to life!" said Kamina."You're too cool to die," said Jesus, who bumped fists with Kamina.Simon, Yoko, and all the other people in Team Dai-Gurren waved goodbye to Jesus and Kamina as they got onto their motorcycles with hot rod flames painted on the sides and did a backflip off a ramp as the song "Highway Star" by Deep Purple was played by the angels who had electric guitars shaped like skulls."So what do we do now, JC?" asked Kamina."We're going to kill the Nazis," said Jesus.Something in the background exploded and they drove their motorcycles away from it and did a high-five while driving at about a gazillion miles per hour. Jesus is a very good motorcycle driver because it's one of his god powers. Same with Kamina.
Picture yourself, in every moment of your life, passing from place to place and time to time. Picture those places and times and picture what happened to them. Has the past gone away when you left it? Is this true, can you not go back? If so, surely this can be the same way for places as it is for time. Imagine that when you leave a room, or simply turn away, a multitude of tiny organisms deconstruct the reality you can't see, and it ceases to exist. At the same time, the organisms weave together a new world wherever you go and for whatever you look at out of the material of that dead reality. This of course implies the back of your head does not exist either. So how does it seem familiar? Because when the back of your head does not exist, these organisms may restructure your brain directly in order to create the feeling of familiarity and of memory.They do all this, without ever ceasing, out of knowledge passed down by instinct that when you cease to acknowledge reality, they as a whole will cease to exist, because reality is the knowing and they are the unknowing, both in mutual interdependence. In time they may attempt to rewire your brain or body to ensure this does not happen, but it is far more likely just one of them will realize that your brain is just a construct of your thought... and since thought is a product of your brain, that single organism, one of an infinite number of organisms will know it's true purpose is not in line with it's kind.It's purpose is tanasinn.
Actually here's a crazy idea guys, how about we create so many anime threads and fill them up with content that the Toonami threads will be pushed off the board naturally?
>>66298164You realize that most of the spamming will be done by 4channers, right?That almost no one will come to 4chan just for toonami, right?You guys are being paranoid over something that isn't going to happen.
>>66298270Do you see us discussing any other TV blocks? No, because it's not anime related.It's also perfectly fine for banning discussion of anime that only drags in the retards.
>>66298270But that's not how it works. Go make a Naruto thread and report results. If you don't like it get off of /a/.
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All of the Nazis were doing very evil things in a room."We are the evil Nazis," said one of them.That was when Jesus drove his motorcycle through the window and landed on top of the Nazi."Alas, I am slain," said the Nazi. Jesus kicked him in the face."Oh no!" the Nazis said in unison. "It's Jesus!"Then Kamina broke through the other wall of the room on his motorcycle. "JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?" he yelled as he scalped a Nazi with his bowie knife.The Nazis didn't know who Kamina was because they are from the 1940's and awesome hadn't been invented yet.Then the Nazis were mad at Jesus so they shot him a bunch of times, but then Jesus absorbed all the bullets into his body and shot them out of his eyeballs back at the Nazis so they died."I'm Jesus so I still love you even though you're Nazis and I'm killing you," said Jesus. He's a pretty cool guy.Kamina did not have to forgive the sins of anybody so he just cut a bunch of Nazis in half with his katana and then did a backflip into his giant robot. Jesus rode on top of the robot like it was a surfboard."Let's go find Hitler," said Kamina. There was a Nazi trying to run away so Kamina killed him by looking at him.Kamina and Jesus rode the giant robot all the way across Germany. Each time the robot took a step its foot landed on a Nazi and the Nazi's intestines splattered all over the ground.Jesus said, "Since I have Jesus powers I can tell that Hitler is somewhere nearby." So they decided to look for Hitler.
>>66298270Discuss the anime thats airing, you dont see fucking crunchy roll generals here do you?
Hey guys, what if we put up a sticky tonight, with a hotlink to r/anime?Option B is to just do porn dumps for the night
>>66297001>TumblrFuck off, and never return
Oh, the autist has awoken
Imagine you are having terrible nightmare. It's terrible, but it's terrible only to you and no other. It's a horror custom made for you by your own mind. The content is not important, but the fear is. When you wake, you wake in a room on a bed. It is your bed, but it is not your bed. It is your room, but it is not your room. With effort, you realize you have not awoken at all, but are still asleep and have dreamed of an awakening. The question remains if you are to wake and be greeted with reality, should you get out of bed or go back to sleep. You decide to do both, and you fall backward through the bed as the sheets envelop your body. It's dark, but it's not dark. You're awake, but you're not awake. You are dead and being cremated. As flames disintegrate your flesh, a scream echos through your mind but not does not escape your lips which, even if you could speak, have been glued shut. You black out once more, and awaken at dawn. As the mingled ashes of bone and oak are scattered on a beach by the one you've left behind, you finally understand:You are not the ashes of the man, you are the ashes of coffin. You were not a man dreaming of life, but a tree dreaming you were a man.This awakening, this epiphany... this is tanasinn.
They found Chester Cheetah instead, who told them "I am Chester Cheetah and not Hitler." So Jesus and Kamina could not kill him because he is a God-fearing Christian who brings joy to people.Then Chester Cheetah took off his mask, and it was actually Hitler! "I tricked you, Jesus!" said Hitler.Kamina said, "It's not good to trick Jesus, evil Hitler!" and he kicked Hitler in the face. At the same time, Jesus kicked Hitler in the face from the other direction. It was in slow motion and it looked really cool."Hitler, I'm going to kick your ass in the name of the Father, Myself, and the Holy Ghost," said Jesus."Me too," said Kamina.So then Jesus and Kamina charged up all of the Spiral energy in the entire universe through the power of prayer and shot a gigantic laser beam at Hitler so that he died slowly."Thank you, Kamina," said Jesus. "If you were any more awesome you would be Jesus too."Then Kamina and Jesus high-fived each other since all the Nazis were dead.The End
How to explain tanasinn? I wrote this little essay on it a while ago:should it live?should it die?that is not a problem at all.life, death, tanasinntanasinn=occult,cult,fascism,death,life,relision・・・,or・・・?tanasinn operates the whole world.tanasinn is the soul of the universe.tanasinn is the bottom of your heart.tanasinn transcends surrealism and realism.tanasinn is inherent in every self.tanasinn is inherent in every structure.tanasinn is inherent in every system.tanasinn is decadent and may cause self-collapse.tanasinn vacumeir allestanasinn plays with all elementsThe Messenger of fearThe Child of darkness and confusionThe King of infinite decompositionThe Khaostanasinntanasinn absodivides the WORLDWords cannot explain tanasinn. More accurate:Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn.full-length mirror Evening glow Wave of those passingDisappear wholly. Roadside tree murmured in the heart Swingwith a child which tries to be the first SceneIt falls to why or cardiac bolting Slope two personsfall with you and it falls-- the setting sun -- Without it rises again a new tanasinn-- shining -- eternal -- Eternalhappiness?
>>66298236Go fuck yourself, worthless kid. Whenever something happens you go up to your little ・b/ folder・ pick up UMAD.jpg and post it here, thinking you are the best, laughing behind your screen, flapping these adipous cheeks of yours while your wawa chocolate milk drips all overy your XXXL t-shirt. Fucking pederast. You rotten, disgusting slug, bucephalus leech. I hate you and your entire body smells like feces. Do you have any idea of how long you have been there, sitting on this same chair that because of some unknown miracle managed to withstand your massive weight? You have been there for weeks, months, locked up in your room that smells like Doritos and Wawa milk, jacking off to your Haruhi wallpaper and posting 填MAD.jpg・on this fucking imageboard. I don稚 even know how you manage to type with your thick, greasy fingers, or how you still manage to find your tiny penis among all the fat flaps on your belly and groin area. You pile of shit, bipedal sperm-whale!!!
>>66297372So here's what I'm predicting may happen,1. /a/ will become a den of faggotry,shitposting,autism and retardation(more so than usual),this will lead to spam, loli and constant guro threads, /a/ will be a horrible place worse than /b/ for about a week or two and than go back to normal.2. (See above) will happen but this time the faggotry will pour out into the other boards mainly /jp/,/b/,/v/,/m/,/r9k/,/c/,/y/ and /soc/. they all leave /a/, everything goes back to normal faster.3. nothing happens and you faggots are overreacting to stupid shit like usual. pic related
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∴∵ ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ ∴∵∴∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵/ ⌒ヽ∴∵∴∵∴ ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵| | |∴∵∴∵ ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∪ / ﾉ∴∵∴∵∴∵.. ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵| ｜|∵∴∵∴∵.∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∪∪∴∵∴∵∴∵.∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵：(･)∴∴.(･)∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴／ ○＼∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴..∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵/三 | 三ヽ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵. ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ | ＿_|＿_ │∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn.∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵| === │∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴.∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵＼＿＿＿／∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴..∴∴∵／￣.. ＼∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∴∵∴/ ,. i ∵∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴| /.| |.∵∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ ∵∴| | ：| |.∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ ∴| | |：：| |.∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ ∴| ｜ |∵Ｕ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ | ｜ |∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ / / / ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ ∵ / / / ∴∵∴∵∴ ∴ .しし’ ∵
>>66298066 You can't ban it just becauseActually, you totally can.Wasn't all that many years ago that a Naruto thread would get you bright red [USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST]s faster than you could blink.
>>66298360>>66298354Because they're not popular. That doesn't make them not /a/-related, you assclowns.>>66298347What other anime tv blocks are there?
>>66298438> /a/ will become a den of faggotry,shitposting,autism and retardation>implying
| | | ('A`) ／￣ﾉ( ﾍﾍ￣￣￣ | ・ ． ・ | 三 三 | ￣￣ | ('A`) ／￣ﾉ( ﾍﾍ￣￣￣ | | (･) (･) | ○ | 三 | 三 | ＿_|＿_ | === | | ( ') ／￣ﾉ( ﾍﾍ￣￣￣ | | ∴∵∵∵∵∴ | ∴∵(･)∴∴(･)∵ | ∵∵ ／ ○＼∵∵ | ∵∵∵/三 | 三|∵∵ | ∵∵∵| ＿_|＿_ |∵∵ tanasinn | ∵∵∵| === .|∵∵ | .∴∵ ＼＿＿／∴∵ | ( ﾟ) ━（〒）━ ／￣ﾉ( ﾍﾍ￣￣￣
>>66298398Hitler should have challenged them to a game of mahjong.
>>66298438I FUCKING WISH YOU WERE 18 MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY ID COME TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND FUCKING BEAT YOUR ASS. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. I GUARANTEE YOU WOULDNT STEP FOOT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE. YOU ARE A FUCKING LONG HAIRED, NO LIFE, PATHETIC, CANT EVEN LOOK SOMEONE IN THE EYES WHEN THEYRE TALKING TO YOU, BITCH. THAT SHOWS YOU HAVE NO BALLS. YET YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT MY ASS, I DONT THINK IM A GREAT FIGHTER, BUT I GUARANTEE IVE BEEN IN MORE FIGHTS THAN YOU AND I WOULDNT HAVE TO TRY TO KICK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU. ALSO HAVE FUN FUCKING THAT FAT UGLY BITCH, WHATS HER NAME JESS, SHES FUCKIN HIDIOUS. NOW I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU, BECAUSE I WILL PISS YOU OFF ENOUGH TO HIT ME, THAN I WILL BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU, AND KICK YOU WHEN YOUR DOWN. DONT THINK BECAUSE YOUR TALL PEOPLE WILL BE SCARED OF YOU, SIZE MEANS NOTHING IN A FIGHT, ITS EXPERIENCE. ID SAY YOUR BEST BET IS GOING FOR MY BALLS, LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH THAT YOU ARE, AND BRING A KNIFE, THAN YOU HAVE A CHANCE. YOU CAN ALSO BRING A FRIEND AND ILL KICK BOTH YOUR ASSES AT THE SAME TIME. WOULDNT BE THE FIRST TIME. IM NOT TRYING TO BE TOUGH, I WOULDNT HAVE SAID SHIT, BUT TO SAY SHES DISGUSTING, IS A JOKE WHEN YOU STICK YOUR DICK IN A COMPLETELY HIDEOUS FAT BITCH. I DONT TALK SHIT, I WILL BITCH YOU OUT WHEN I SEE YOU AND YOU WONT DO A FUCKING THING, WHITE TRASH PUSSY.
>>66298480>What other anime tv blocks are there?Where do you think new seasons air? On nyaa.eu as torrents?
Imagine you are reading a book. It is one of those heavy ones that talk about something deep, like social structure or philosophy or theoretic physics. It could even be a really boring novel. The thing is, it has really small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times. Getting annoyed by this, you try to look at something else for a moment and resume reading only to take it up at small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times. Getting annoyed by this, you try to look at something else for a moment and resume reading only to take it up at small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times.This is tanasinn
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Picture in your mind a massive yellow phone book.In this phone book is a name, number and address for every human being alive, that has ever lived, and ever will live, along with an equivalent number of pages in the business directory.This phone book is on an old wooden table in a concrete room with no doors or windows.You are trapped in the room and have a compulsion to read the phone book. You have now read through it cover-to-cover five-thousand, seven-hundred, thirty-one times. Your hands are pale from the lack of sunlight. Your hands are covered in scars from paper cuts. Your hands resemble the surface of Europa. You reach for the phone book one more time and flip through the pages like a picture book. As you flip through the pages at high-speed, the names and numbers form an image of yourself, staring back at you with a corrupted smile. The skin on your hands is now in shreds, the razor edges of the phone book having revealed bare bone, to which you are oblivious as you watch images dance on thin, colored-coded pages.You have now flipped through the book eleven-thousand, eight-hundred, sixty-eight times.This is what tanasinn is like.
>Toonami3 hour block of anime that is old and mostly already re-run in the past or on other channels. Repeats another 3 hours. Airs only at midnight to 6AM one night a week. Dub only.OrThe following provide high quality (even up to 1080p!) legitimate legal streaming 24 hours 7 days a week. Includes an amazingly vast array of titles including currently-airing ones being simulcasted as well as older ones. Accessible when you want them, whatever shows you want, and even downloadable if that's your thing. Also, they are all free. CR has a premium version but it is the only one you can choose to pay for and without paying you can still view episodes. You can pick sub or dub on most shows that have both.http://www.crunchyroll.com/http://www.niconico.com/anime/http://www.funimation.com/videoshttp://www.theanimenetwork.com/Watch-Onlinehttp://www.hulu.com/search?page=1&query=anime&sort_by=relevance&type=episodehttp://www.animenewsnetwork.com/video/animehttp://www.youtube.com/user/BandaiEntertainmenthttp://www.youtube.com/NozomiEnt (rightstuf)And many more.On top of all that there is also Netflix (though it has a low subscription you must pay) and simply buying anime from places like RightStuf or Amazon.
. . . : : : . :: :: :: : .::i^i_i^i_,‐､:: ::/U::∪:｀U:: . : (つ/ ⌒ヽ).） : : : | : | | |: tanasinn :＿＿＿＿ : : | :∪ / ﾉ: : ／∵∴∵∴＼: : | ∵| ｜|: :. :. :: /. :∵∴∵∴∵:＼: |∵∪∪: :. :: :: :/∵：(･)∴∴.(･)∵. l / . ∵ ） ::. .:: :: :|∵∴／ ○＼∵∴ | / / .:: ::: ::: |::∵/三 | 三ヽ∵ |/...::∴/ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
>>66298597in all seriousness.all complete seriousness, as in no more memes or witty comebacks.all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /jp/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.
