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Upotte Thread.

Maybe Raifuira-kun got his new printer by now.
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Best girl as the OP?
I do approve, anon.
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>>66031570
>munch munch
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Anybody got the updated version of the FAQ now that we know what the boys are?
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>>66031684
>now that we know what the boys are?
;_;
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>>66031720
Oh please. Like the answer was going to be anything except "the boys are whatever guns I think are boys".
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>>66031684
Woah woah wait.
I missed this?
What are they?
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>>66031684
>now that we know what the boys are?
what ?!
explain further.
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>>66031780
>>66031794
see:
>>66031778
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>>66031720
And also, that makes it entirely possible that the boys in the locker room scene were in fact guns as well.
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>>66031822
What guns would be guys anyways?

I mean what would give you the impression that a firearm would be male?
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>>66031720
This was more depressing than the orange.
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>>66031889
barrels
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>>66031909
I still hate myself for asking about the orange.
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She's so adorable here!
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>>66031897
bulk shotguns, nuggets and degles

and the X5 family
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>>66031742
T-that's actually kinda hot.

I think I have a fetish for girls wearing glasses and carrying guns.
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>>66032026
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posting upotte!, /ak/ and /k/ stuff.

I want to love delicious Milf thompson, however she's stuck in third behind l85a1 and FAL l1a1 SLR.

Forever Britfag at heart, i guess.
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>>66031938
>>66031909
>>66031778
>>66031684
Let's add a rule to the FAQ.

No asking the author anything, anymore.
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>>66032178
yeah that is what I am talking about.
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>>66032333
I've seen this many times, but this time I looked at it and said "OHH OHHH!"
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>>66032198
>Thompson
>FAL
>L85A1

Here's a FAL for your good taste sir.
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And people wonder why l85 acts weird.

Fucking brits man, fucking brits.
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>>66032293
Wait, that's real?
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>>66032293
>Shoes on
>not using your toes
2/10
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>>66032386
Why thank you kind sir.
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>>66032526
Your quite welcome.
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>>66032408
Funny, I'm currently reading the memoirs of Col. Hans von Luck, who commanded the Reconnaissance Battalion of Rommel's 21st Panzer Division in Africa. Some pretty crazy battles happened between Grants and Panzer IV's.
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>>66032500
>Shooting picture of 2nd Best Girl
>Using Shooting Gloves
Oh wait its just Squid pretending to be tacticool, because /k/ ignores his threads, disregard.
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>>66032614
Worth a read? I do enjoy alittle military history.
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Anybody know if the rufuira guy got his scanner yet?

>>66032748
Wrong thread.
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Daily reminder, deactivation is murder

>The firing pin is clipped short
>The striker hole in the bolt face is welded shut
>The barrel is welded into the barrel extension (the receiver)
>A portion of the barrel is cut away internally
>The barrel is welded shut
>Locking lugs are removed from the DP bolt and their corresponding lugs in the barrel extension welded shut
>A large metal block is welded into the TMH to fit into the hole cut in the barrel, preventing the DP TMH from being fitted to a live weapon
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So when does the next manga chapter come out? Here's hoping for more delicious Tei, NE?
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>>66032864
Being L is suffering.
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I really want QBZ-95 to show up with this design.

Then I want her to get into a catfight with T91
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So what is this show about? The lolis are the guns themselves? Weird.
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>>66033096
It really is.
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>>66033178
It's cute guns doing cute things.


And occasionally gunfights.

>You will never be as operator as this loli
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The T-back joke was tired the 3rd time it was brought out. Enough. Come up with a different gag.
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I would like to chamber a few rounds in Miss. Tompsan-san, if you know what I mean.
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>>66032500
>>66032293

Fuck the haters, made me laugh.
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16 knows what's what.
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>>66033178
they are both the 'person' and the 'gun' at the same time

the 'gun' can disappear but the only time the 'person' seems to disappear is if an actual human uses the 'gun'

any injuries on one reflects on the other
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>>66033304
The anime added that in.

He only gets shot twice in the manga.
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>Meanwhile, in medieval /k/
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>>66033304
the anime backtracked a bit, that part was from an earlier chapter
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>>66033333

Nice.
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what a cute hitlerjugend boy
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>>66033160
I thought that was a G36 that someone stuck the front sight of a QBZ onto.
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As much as I like 16-chan, the fact that she uses a human as a shield instantly invalidates her as a gun IMO.
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>>66033563
L is a sneaky bitch. She only pretended to surrender so she could go start an avalanche.
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>>66032284
>>66032026
>>66032178
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Posting Elu-chans imouto.

Yes, she really is this cute.
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>>66033608
What about her onee-sama?
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>>66033603
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>>66033603
>Were you expecting some cute girl?
>It's just me, glasses Galil
>Pervert
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>>66032677
Yes, it's definitely worth a read. Shows a really good perspective on the war, since it's coming from a German officer. He was in combat in Poland, France, Russia, and Africa, so he's seen a lot of stuff.
Sorry for the late reply.
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>>66033550
It was a snowball fight, not a gunfight. Even though guns were involved.
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Don't have any AW50 porn, I'm afraid.

I feel ashamed.

Have an L85a2 with 40mm grenade launcher instead.
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>>66033682
No worries, I'm still around anyway. Thanks for the info.
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>>66033597
in this picture she looks like a beggar
>spare a coin to the poor good sir
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>>66033603
Girls with animal ears wearing glasses using guns is an incredibly dangerous combination.

I like it
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quickly, i need that picture of sig talking about m16s cost.
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>>66033779

Don't have, have this
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>>66032293
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>>66033779
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I'd like to see ww2 vets get together in some episode.
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>>66031455
Get ready to r/a/ge out faggots because this /k/ommando is about to tell you why your precious waifu sucks.
Shes a heavy bitch for an smg, and she rattles like the loose slut your waifu is, shes and expensive yet useless fat unloved jammer that was unfavored by MERIKUH soldiers compared to the cheaper, far superior M3 submachine gun,


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M3_submachine_gun

read it and cry tears of devastation.
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GUYS.

ALL AIRSOFT PICTURES IN THIS THREAD MUST BE REPORTED.

IF YOU KNOW OF ANY IMAGE THAT HAS AN AIRSOFT, ALERT THE THREAD.

THERE MUST BE NO AIRSOFT PICTURES IN THESE THREADS. AIRSOFT GOES IN WHATEVER BOARD DEALS WITH FISHER PRICE KIDDY TOYS.

THANK YOU.
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>>66033885
>SMLE-sensei.
Pic related, they need to make him look like Corp. jones.
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>>66033897
I want to see the Grease Gun as some no-nonsense plain lady, tough as boot leather.
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>>66033897
Does she have delicious weight?

No?

Then Thompson is superior.
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Do you think the designers of the guns in Upotte would be upset that their guns became cute girls?
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>>66033897
Nobody cares if the guns sucks. She's famous and her human form is hot. Who gives a fuck.
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>>66033964
and she's a cheap whore, don't forget that
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>>66033897
m3 is a cheap whore
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>>66033897
Sterling is best WW2 SMG.
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>>66033993
Why would they? Who doesn't like cute girls?
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Sensei, man. He's seen some shit.
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>>66034022
too bad your shit got turned into some faggots laser blaster fantasy http://www.originalprop.com/blog/movie-guns/star-wars-episode-iv-a-new-hope/
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and you're fat and loud.
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>>66034119
Japan how can you be this irresponsible, there could have been stones inside them and possibly make the guy blind.
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>>66034125
>Implying the E-11 prop wasn't fully functional
Lucas left it working so it could fire some blanks in Ep.IV.
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>>66034163
Welcome to /a/.
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>>66033897
>M3 vs M1
>9mm vs .45ACP

One is fired by men. The other is fired by girls and little boys. Ms. Thompson is very sorry about your ass being pained and offers to correct your manlihood if you have the balls to handle her properly.
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>>66033920

I don't actually want /k/ to leave, but I do want people like this to go back there.
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>>66033897
Lolwut? The Thompson was well-loved for its reliability and ergonomic design, and although it certainly was heavy for a submachine gun I'm sure that weight negated quite a bit of the recoil from firing .45ACP on full auto. The Grease gun was cheaper and lighter, but that's about it.
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>>66034226
Ow. My heart.
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>>66034004
Shut up, Sig.
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>>66032978
Does anyone else find that image especially ironic?
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>>66034338
Why?
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>>66034248
Wait wasn't the 9mm a later version of the M3?
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>>66034022
>Sterling
>WW2

Pick one.
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>>66033897
As if I'll ever get to fire either.
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>>66034248
they vast majority of grease guns fired 45 acp
what are you talking about?
if your badmouthing a sten or something fine but the m3 was a 45
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>>66034361
Because NATIONAL FIREARMS ACT, OEDIPUS!
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>>66033897
>waifu
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Just wondering
where is chapter 20 of the manga
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ironic
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>>66034433
Doesn't exist because of the numbering problems.
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>>66034463

So does that mean I read chapter 21 right after 19
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ironic 2
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>>66034248
No /k/.

We are not having the 9x19mm vs .45ACP argument again, It's been done to fucking death. More rounds in magazine and less recoil > slightly better ballistics.
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>>66034248
Are you implying that the M3 fired 9mm or that it's just a similiar situation to the 9mm v .45 ACP debate?

Either way you're an idiot.
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>>66034433
dosnt exist, difference in numbering between magazine and tank
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>>66034504
You know if you tilt your head to the right those look like vagina.
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>>66034371
>1944.
I'm sorry, what?
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>>66034483
Yeah, one of the nano chapters doesn't exist either.
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>>66034597
Yeah, there's no Nano chapter 9 from what I remember.
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>>66034584
My first thought was that they look like flukes, but both are nasty as fuck.
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>>66034550

Interestingly enough, about a thousand 9mm M3s were produced by Guide Lamp in 1944, for issue to the OSS. There were also a few hundred 9mm conversion kits (using Sten mags) produced by Rock Island Arsenal and Buffalo Arms.
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The best submachine gun, just saying
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>>66034504
There really aren't more rounds in the magazine though.
Sure, if yoou compare a double-stack 9mm mag to a single-stack .45 the difference is huge, but there are double-stack .45s that hold 1-3 bullets less than their 9mm counterparts.
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>>66034814
Notice how much wider the .45acp round is than the 9x19?
>>66034248
Double stacked mags are thicker, which is rather important in a caliber mostly used in semi-automatic handguns, since the magazine is located inside the pistol grip, guns with double stack .45acp mags are uncomfortably wide for the average shooters hand.
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>>66034929
The P14-45's grip is only a couple of mm wider than a standard 1911.
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Does anyone know where the rufuira guy is?
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>>66035191
Heart attack due to an overdose of Thompson-sensei.
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>>66035191
No, it was mentioned that he was going to scan it this thread but I guess he couldn't find a scanner.

Here's a Galil to make up for it.
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>>66035255
Or M14.
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>>66035338

d-doushio?
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>>66034307
Also, I believe the "rattling" thing was only a problem with the drum magazines, which by WWII weren't commonly used in combat anyway. Not saying the M3 was bad, but all in all, the Thompson was an excellent design and was well-regarded by many troops and police officers.
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>>66035191
Right here, anon
And I've got a bad news.
fucking BEST BUY was closed early today
says its renovation
I've gone around the town looking for any electronics store, but no luck
I let you down /a/non....
Tomorrow, tomorrow I shall get a new scanner, or I'm getting it online with overnight shipping
Also, here's G3 for your patience
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>>66035584
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>>66035584
Dem G3 FEET
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>>66035584
Oh my.
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>>66035584
I don't think my dick can handle this.
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>>66035584
>G3 feet
Don't worry, some images of your new sights would be nice.
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>>66035584

My penis engine is going to fire~
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SUDDENLY

OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE

IS M4A1

COMPLETE WITH ANTIGRAVITY PAPERCLIPS
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>Feet.
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>>66035869

Is that from the new chapter of Nano? Is that out already?
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>>66035869

Man, that is tacticool
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>>66035901
You've got to be kidding me.
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>>66035869
*clothespins, not paperclips. How embarrassing.
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Requesting latest character/gun roster plz
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>>66035949

Actually, those are safety pins. not clothespins
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>>66035939
Why is CAL so goddamn adorable and when is she going to show up in the manga
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>>66035756
new sight?
It's just 552 replica
One day, I'll get real EO Tech for my raifu...
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Is episode 8 out yet? and if so, torrent link?
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>>66036211
She'll never show up

;_;
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>>66036211

But FNC is the main character!
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>>66035869
>paper clip

It's called safety pin.
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http://animeng.blog5.fc2.com/blog-entry-898.html

IT IS TIME.
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And now , after reading nano, understand why they removed P90 from that scene in the anime.
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>>66035985
anyone?
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>>66035869
Safety pins, but still...
The author is better than that. We need to chastise M4A1ton disregard for the law of gravity.
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>>66036141
You're quite right, I managed to get it wrong twice.

>>66035985
Here's my most recent shitty MSpaint edited version. Going to keep Benelli with the rest of the middle schoolers for the time being.
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Sako is the best thing about this anime
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>>66036377
...Jesus Christ and all the saints.
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>>66036340
Oh them Japs.
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I never saw or read this manga but what does the M1903 Springfield look like in this series as a girl?
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Wait is gengoku Rock from black lagoon?
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>>66036417
that's not how you spell Galil

btw i'm glad that upotte thread isn't invaded by the summerfags
my only refuge left in the heat of summer
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>>66036479
Springfield is the principal and he's a bald black dude in a suit. See>>66036396
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>>66035584
> M14 blushing and all embarrassed in her service shot
> G3 being seductive in hers
SLUT
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>>66036479
see
>>66036396
He's a black old guy.
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>>66036479
A cool old black guy in a suit who runs the school.
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>>66036479
I have bad news for you, son.
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>>66036479
HE is a bald black man.
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>>66036377

Why do you do this?

HOW do you do this?
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>>66036340
Oh man.
Google translate is making that so much funnier.
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>>66036340

>FAL in a swimsuit post

I WAS THERE, MANG.
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>>66036396

That chart really needs a new picture for L.
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>>66036340
>mfw the japs copied my post with the FAL-AK franken gun
I'm an internet celebrity!
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>>66036377

Oh my god.

How do you do that.
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>>66036377
Get in my pants you beautiful man
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>>66036377
That has my vote for worst yet.
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>>66036377
I don't get it.
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>>66036794
M4A1
Him For A Wan
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>>66036794
We need to chastise [hi]M FOR A WANton disregard for the law of gravity.
>M FOR A WAN
>M4A1
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WHY NO WALTHER P38s?!
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>>66036794
>We need to chastise M4A1ton disregard for the law of gravity.
>We need to chastise him(M) for(4) a wan(one)ton disregard for the law of gravity.
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>>66035756
>>66035584

Why has no one taken a picture of their G3 clone in a pair of black pantyhose yet?
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>>66036930
Because no pistols yet.
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>>66036989

Korean cousin of Hei. Lives in Apartment 201.
Has a animal as a spotter/guard.
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>>66036987
>Take them to the register
>Clerk looks at you funny
>Say "Oh, they're not for me, they're for my rifle"
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>>66037077
I'M GLAD I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THAT
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>>66036987
I think that the moment a person does this they will stop and look back on themselves and say "What the hell am I doing with my life"
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Do you say "Car-bine (as in "bind")" or "Car-been"?
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I wish Catherine Bell was my grade school teacher...
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>>66037200

You know where are you, right?
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>>66037237
car-byne
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>>66037200
That's precisely what i will do when I buy an RK 95 and take pictures of it surrounded by a harem of rifles to rape
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>>66037200
You seem lost.
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>>66037237

ee
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>>66037237
That depends on whether you live in Texas or not.
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>>66037386

Sensei has great tastes
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>>66037237
It rhymes with Carmine.
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>>66037281
I wish MachinePUNS was my middle shcool teacher.

>>66037237
I can never stick to just one.
For example, I say "M4A1 Car-byne" but "M1 Car-been"
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>>66037336
Oh, Tei...
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>>66037386
>>66037445
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>>66037551
I was expecting some cute/funny or fieldstripped pic but what the fuck are you doing
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>>66037551
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>>66037635
Here's a group of soldiers lubricating their T91.
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she really needs to be fired
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>>66037551
>>66037721
There's like 8 or so pictures of porn of Upotte
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Fuck one, marry one, field strip one, upgrade one.
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>>66037551
>>66037704
>>66037721
Why is tei so sexual?
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>>66037778
Because dem NEs.
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>>66037776
field strip L
fuck L
upgrade L
marry L
that's my dream
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>>66037737
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>>66037776
>field strip
AN-94.
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>>66037854
She'd break as your field strip her and then you'd never be able to put her back together.
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>>66037776

Fuck M16, field-strip FNC, upgrade L85, and marry Sig.
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>>66037891
What if you upgrade her first?
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>>66037776
Upgrade L
Field strip L
Fuck L
Marry L

In that order.
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>>66037926
Then it's all good.
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Here's a picture of a soldier handling Tei
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>>66037970
>fucking her before you marry her
You can't do that on a Christian imageboard.
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>>66037721
Semen would be a terrible lubricant. It dries far too quickly.
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Also, people said that L85 gets upgraded. What does she upgrade into?
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>>66038002
She upgrades into a Raichu if you rub a thunderstone on her.
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>>66038002
a mindbroken slut
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>>66038002
pantyhose ?
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>>66038002

L85A2. What else?
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>>66037854

This

Fuck the others
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>>66038002
L85A2.
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If shooting a gun means having sex with it, does this mean that AK is used goods?
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>>66038002

Since she is already blond with blue-eyes, she becomes a brunette with black eyes. Or just grows more hair.
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Double tittyfuck from her and FG42
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SURECHIGAI ISOGU TABI NI
BUTSUKEAI CHIGIREAU[/SPOILER]
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>>66037854
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>>66038002
L85A2 which is different than an A1 in that it works.

Whether or not she gets upgraded is still a rumour.
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>>66038056
Don't try to think too hard about things like that

yes, she's the town slut, but she's damn good at it
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>>66038056
Yes, but she's used her slut power to become bitch-queen of the slavshit.
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>>66038074

Who the fuck drew that. Jesus christ.

>>66038075

That's it, I'm off. I'll buy a ticket to Britain and steal an army warehouse, hoping to find an old L85A1 left behind to rust and take good care of it.
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>>66038062
oh shit nigga just the thought of that make my dick overflowing with precum
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>>66038056

So, when they fire themselves, they're really...
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>>66031455
So if Battle Rifles are High Schoolers, Assault Rifle Middle Schoolers, Sub Machine Guns Elementary Schools...

Does that mean Pistols are Kindergardeners
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>>66038056
All of them are used goods. Some were just used more than others.

By the way, AR-18 is the least tainted.
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>>66038160

No. As Sako proves, pulling the trigger and masturbating are two separate actions. It only matters when a human does it.
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Can you have a waifu and a raifu at the same time?
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>>66038075
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>>66038171
Why don't we just ask the mangaka?
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>>66038220
No, never again.
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>>66038220
Die.
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>>66038220
NO.
>>66032227
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>>66038096

If we use that logic, then every girl/gun is "used goods"
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>>66038078

Somebody asked the mangaka about it (indirectly, because we've learned our lesson). He chose not to weigh in on the matter. That makes me think it's either not going to happen in the the foreseeable future, or it's going to happen very soon.
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>>66033603
Glasses Galil is love
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>>66038160
You just need to accept that there is no consistent logic behind it beyond what each scene is trying to convey.

Sometimes it's ecchi, sometimes it isn't
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>>66038200

Of course.
You need to protect your property, like a true american.
How can you hope to defend your waifu against the hordes of faceless niggers that want to transform her into a fuck-toy?
Now grab on to that raifu and get some range time with her, you will need it.
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MOTHERFUCK I WAITED A WHOLE FUCKING WEEK FOR MORE G3A3 AND ALL I GOT WAS FUCKING 3 GODDAMN SECONDS. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>66038500
If I never see G3 again it'll be too soon.
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>>66037762
Comiket cannot come soon enough.
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>>66038527
Did a G3 mangle your brass or something?
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So where's the most recent FAQ and what happened with the orange?
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>>66038570
No, I just find her character to be generic and boring.
Same goes for FAL.
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>>66038500

I feel your pain...
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>>66038612
>Same goes for FAL.
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>>66038612
ARE YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT MAI RAIFU?
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>>66038648
To be fair, the battle rifles are more plot devices than actual characters.
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>>66038588
We spent weeks on speculating why m16 wore it (Agent Orange, FMJ, M16 dial) when it turned out to be the fact that oranges were grown in California.

We've learned to stop speculating now.
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>>66038612

Draw steel, motherfucker. Nobody talks shit about mai raifu as long as I'm here.
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>>66038698
>expecting anything but moe moe fanservice

it's not a deep story driven show guys.

it's gun trivia. like hetalia but for males.
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>>66038840

Yeah, unfortunately, we should stop treating it like Sora no Woto and just accept that mai raifu>your're raifu
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>>66038840

So have you not read the manga or are you just stupid?
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>>66038698
>Oranges from Cali
>M16 is from Cali
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This is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down
So I'd like to take a minute if you'll just stay I'll tell you how I became the rifle of the U.S. of A.
In West California, born and raised, in the machine shop is where I spent most of my days
Chillin out maxin, relaxing all day and shooting some targets outside at the range
When a couple o guys who up here from Colt, bought the patent for my direct impingment bolt,
I was shown off to some generals and the deal was done they said "you're going off to fight with the soldiers in Vietnam"
I was whisked off to 'Nam and was badly abused, I wasn't kept clean and the wrong ammo was used.
If anything I would say it wasn't my fault but they said "you're upgraded, you're now the A1"
I've been upgraded now a couple of times and now my operation is totally fine.
Look at my history and I've come a long way, and I'm still the rifle of the U.S. of A.
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I don't suppose there's anyone lurking who knows moon?
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>>66038992
16 wears normal panties. No T-backs or G-strings or going commando for her.
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>>66038992
I think M16 is saying something like "Well these are normal panties" and Funko is "Ichiroku-chan!?"
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>>66038902
Do you really expect me to be insulted by someone who actually believes a show like this has a meaningful plot? And no I haven't read the manga. I read manga after the shows so I'm not blinded by "hurr the manga was better" bullshit.
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NEXT CHAPTER WHEN
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>>66039028
Though she CAN be fitted with an adjustable and/or skeleton stock.
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>>66038992
Huh, general panties huh?
16-chan!
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>>66039058

So you haven't read the manga AND you're stupid. Impressive.
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>>66039113

Isn't that true of any gun with a detachable stock?
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>>66039145
Well, I sure messed up that translation.
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>>66039184
Well, yes...
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Soo, SVD wears a t-back as well?
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>>66039265
How can that be extrafluffy.jpg if THERE IS NO FLUFFY TAIL
YOU MONSTER
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"L and Me" from vol 2
http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/65978760/#65993593
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>>66039305
Sure there is. It's just barely poking up on the bottom right of the last panel.
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>>66039487
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>>66039447
>>66039465
>>66039487

Being L is suffering. As a functional gun, she's held back by her design flaws. After deactivation, she's finally at the top, a very rare and hard to obtain gun in a market purely aimed at collectors, but she's too expensive for anyone to buy. Lonely at the bottom, lonely at the top.

Not that she felt much of anything after they ripped out her firing mechanism and filled her barrel with lead.
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I missed out on some of the threads. What's this about asking the mangaka things directly?
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>>66039689
He has a Twitter account.
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>>66039671
>Not that she felt much of anything after they ripped out her firing mechanism and filled her barrel with lead
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>>66039487
>no M16
DAMN YOU
yeah she's annoying BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU MADE HER ANNOYING
>no M14
I lose more and more faith in the author every day.

It hurts enough that there aren't as many references and joke throw-backs as with Strike Witches, and this guy is just plopping down whatever sounds like it makes sense for a chapter.
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>>66039265
Due to the fact that the traditional SVD magazine is rather unique as a stock (it looks damn cool), I would assume she actually wears some pretty nifty and revealing lingerie or custom underwear.
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>>66039799
>magazine
I FUCKING DERPED
I meant stock. Yes, stock.
I are faggot rape face with communist nugget.
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>>66039750
He bought M14 a while ago, but you are overreacting.
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>>66039846
/a/ speculating about Upotte has more substance than the actual thought put into the series.
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>>66039846
Damn, he has some nice hardware, deactivated or not.
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>>66039931
You sick bastard.
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>>66039912
I know, it's not like the author expected this was being a regular manga instead of a 4-koma.
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>>66039999
going to be
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>>66037077

if he is korean, then he would look like a jap (despite what koreans and japanese would ever admit) and would have learned to use a rifle while conscripted, so there is that
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>>66040087
that combo
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>>66040099
>if he is korean, then he would look like a jap (to non-asians)
FTFY
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>>66040099
>if he is korean, then he would look like a jap

They don't look alike.
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>>66040330
>>66040360
/a/ - Asian Identification
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>>66039184

M16 stocks are a little different than the stocks on most rifles because the buffer tube extends all the way to the end of the stock, whereever it is, so unless you go for a ZM300 you're not going to get something with a folding stock. Telescopic stocks like the one for the M4 are like they are because its effectively a chunk of plastic on the buffer tube. the skeleton stocks are also different than the telescopic stocks in an FNC or the like because, again, the buffer tube, which has to be there or the gun will not function.

(for reference, most other weapons don't have a buffer tube. either they have the spring behind the op-rod like the AK, or they have it wrapped around the op-rod like sig. the STG-44 is similar to the M16 in that the recoil spring extended into the stock, but it is again, slightly different.)
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>>66039912
you mean /a has more autism
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>>66040491
>M16 cannot into folding stock
Not anymore.

http://www.lawtactical.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=2012001#7

Don't try firing with the stock closed unless you like breaking your receiver extension, but it still exists now. There's a reason M16A4 is a fashion queen in this show.
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For all M16 hater

http://youtu.be/twTCQPTG2J4
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>>66040360
>>66040330

they look alike the same way that brits and germans do, which is to say, that while there is a stereotypical look for both, at least half the population of each could pass for the other.
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>>66040742
>There's a reason M16A4 is a fashion queen in this show.
Decades of marketing dedicated to giving the image that it's a timeless piece of work that is good because the US military uses it and in absence of much foreign competition in face of a Pro-America lobby (possibly also with Colt bribes along the line)?
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>>66040945
>There's a reason M16A4 is a fashion queen in this show
>this show
Stop bringing up that kind of stuff.
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>>66040945

it's more the fact that, unlike pretty much every other gun except maybe the 10/22, its basically a barbie doll for grown men.
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>>66041063
So it's like Japanese Dolfie for bubbas and Operators?

We had so much in common, and yet never knew our long lost faggots-in-arms.
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>>66040330
>>66040360
Not like any members of the cast besides 18, who was born in Japan, or the two Japanese guns would be able to tell.
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>>66038195

actually in sakos case, i think that was very much a masturbatory act, though it may appear alien and terrible to us.
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>>66041115

18 isn't in his class though
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M16 is old and busted

M4A1 is the new american queen
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>>66041212
M4 is too lewd.
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>>66041200
She's interacted with him, though.
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>>66031778
If that is the case then... Who DO we think are guys...?
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>>66041372
Any gun with lots of sharp edges and just screams 'OHH SO DARKENEDGY'
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>>66041372
I like believing that most bolt action rifles are male.
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5 days and 8 hours until Thompson
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>>66041463
>>66041372
It's hard to imagine any of the more traditional Ruger rifles as anything but old boys in old fashioned hunting outfits a la Elmer Fudd.
Fudds of Fudd-guns for Fudds.

Though, once we get into Mini-14 territory, while they are autoloading rifles, I can't help but imagine that the TACTICAL Mini-14 is horribly crippled and/or maimed for horrible sick people.
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>>66040863
Look, I'm not white so I don't know what you mean when you say there's difference between brits and germans nor can I tell the difference between them, but I'm sure there is if you say so. Let's just not go into this subject here because there's no point arguing about this because I don't know what you mean and you don't know what I mean.
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>>66041372
At first I was actually thinking only a few boys are guns and majority of them are melee weapons. Ha, ha...
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>>66041683
disgusting
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>>66041683
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What gun is she holding?
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would you use a L85A1 in a war to make L happy?
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>>66041857
Looks an automatic Deagle.
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>>66041857
A Western AK derivitive (like the Galil and Sako), but I'm pretty sure it's neither of those weapons.
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>>66041857
is that a famas
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>>66041587

Mini-14 would be all of Elle's bad qualities but not adorable. also a conniving, traitorous bitch.
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>>66041857
Ask /k/ or google/wiki it.
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>>66041857

SC70/90
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beretta_AR70/90
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>>66041857

Beretta AR70/90
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>>66041857
Beretta AR70/90
>>66041921
Shitposter
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If M16s A1-A4 are the same girl growing up, would M14 and the M14 EBR be the same girl as well?
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>>66042161
That was already explained in the anime/manga.
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>>66042161
not necessarily - AK-47 and AKM are different guns in the Manga, even though the AKM is basically just an upgraded 47.
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>>66042902
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>>66042244

I'm still a bit confused. You have M16 improving herself over time, but theres a part where SIG complains about her 551-3 variants being more popular than she is. That leads me to believe that SIGs 551-3s (all stemming from the 550) are all different gun girls. With the M14 and M14 EBR being so different, I was thinking the EBR might be her own separate girl, too. I'd be OK with pic related being the answer in any case.

>>66042246

Oh yeah, there's also AKM and AK47, but I think them being separate girls make sense here, since the AKM improved on the old 47 in a lot of different ways (kinda similar to the M14/EBR).
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>>66043056
Okay, look, lemme spell this out for you.

Stop.
Thinking.

Just stop. The author doesn't do it, doing so yourself only invites headaches, disappointment, and disappointing headaches.
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>>66042016
oh god that L
>friend
>Friend!
>I HAVE A FRIEND!
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>>66035462
>drum magazines, which by WWII weren't commonly used in combat anyway

The PPSh would like to have a word with you.
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>Thompson
a hot WWII Pin-Up model

>M3
a ugly new yorker fashion model
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>>66043512
>your raifu

a whore
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>>66043560
Let's be realistic here: unless you're raifu is a custom made zip gun or something of that nature she is a whore. Hundreds, if not thousands of other men have held her and squeezed her trigger until she fired. Hundreds.
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>>66043601
My waifu is C7

I don't think there's even a hundred people in Canada
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>>66043649
She's been fired by Mooses. Meese. Whatever.
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>>66043282
about how Thompsons used drum mags?
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>>66036658
They posted my Funcoland edit, I'm one too!
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>>66043687
the plural term is also moose good sir
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>>66043829
G Cutie
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>>66043749
More like about how Shpagins used drum mags.
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>>66039846
I thought those were just really good airsofts, but holy shit those are deactivated!

For someone who lives in one of the most no-guns nations on earth that's still really damn impressive.
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>>66043951
ok, but the post was talking about thompsons, not ppshs
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>>66043829
Inb4 someone tells me I did something wrong
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>>66044067
It would still be nice in english.
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>>66044202
Who knew those font packs would come in handy so quickly?
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when?
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>you will never meet G3 in a grocery store
>you will never hear that "kigu ne"

oh god why? ;_;
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>>66044975
>You will never be a lesbian rifle with aspergers from Switzerland

;_;
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>>66044604

Not any time soon
;_;
Faaru~nee
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>>66044347
Font packs? Please, link, link! That font looks lovely.
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>>66045466
Wait, what gun is that fat teacher?
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>>66045720
M3
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>>66045696
That particular font is Blambot Pro. I don't have the packs on my computer anymore, else I'd upload them for you, but I got them in an /a/ typesetting thread. You can probably find them if you search the archive for threads of the category around two months ago.
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>>66045720
>>66045757
no that's M2 you idiot
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>>66031455
>Red shoes

Oh God yes.
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>>66045770
http://www.blambot.com/fonts.shtml

Also

http://senbonzakura.kageyoshi.net/2009/05/02/fonts-for-typesetting/
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>>66046011
thanks anon
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>>66037704
is that a famas?
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>>66038698
>We spent weeks on speculating why m16 wore it (Agent Orange, FMJ, M16 dial) when it turned out to be the fact that oranges were grown in California.
>We've learned to stop speculating now.

No, we've learned to stop asking that motherfucker questions. Speculation is the fun part, without it this show has nothing.

>>66039058
>Do you really expect me to be insulted by someone who actually believes a show like this has a meaningful plot?

It's not about "plot"; idiot. It's about what represents what. All the gags in this series are based on things representing other things, it's the very first thing the author teaches, in the very first chapter: stocks represent asses. Handguards represent tits. It's the first thing the author wants us to know, so of fucking course it's going to lead the people to speculate on what represents what.

And it's very fucking disappointing to learn that much of the time, the answer turns out to be "nothing at all".
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>>66033003

I would imagine that a deactivated gun is like one of those blind, deaf guro quadruple amputees.
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>>66048075
We need some perfection.jpg in here.
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>>66048075
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>>66048096

I'd rather not.
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>>66048042
Please fuck off. upotte isn't deep, meaningful or pseudo-intellectual bullshit. It's a fan service heavy manga/anime that sexualizes guns that targets gun otaku who have never fired a real one besides airshit.
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>>66048129
that's pretty much what he said, are you retarded ?
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>>66048129
>Please fuck off. upotte isn't deep, meaningful or pseudo-intellectual bullshit.

NOBODY IS MAKING THAT ARGUMENT YOU RETARDED FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? DO YOU JUST SEE THE WORD "REPRESENT" AND IMAGINE WHAT THE REST OF THE POST MIGHT BE LIKE?

It's a gag manga. And the gags - get this - are based on gun parts representing girl parts. It's literally the whole point of this motherfucking series.
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>>66048129
That was his point. The mangaka didn't write a DEEP anime; that's what our crackpot fan theories are for.
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>>66048181
>>66048158
hide and move on for fucks sake
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>>66048181
Didn't bother reading you post because of the caps lock.

If you're going to respond. do it in a civil matter and not like a retard.
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I expected Sig to push her thumbs into Funko's eyes at this point.

Terrible episode by the way. Slow-paced, boring, and they repeated that shitty "you said thong so imma shoot you now lol" skit just when I had praised them for dropping it.
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>>66048275
you're right he's a retard
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>>66048292

Okay now you're obvious.
0/10.
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why are people so unfriendly...
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>>66048357

Daytime /a/.

Threads are fine, then as it approaches 7am, 4chan time, people have to start coming into threads to tell others that they're wrong.
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>>66048415
it's not daytime you retard
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>>66048415
i thought it was because kids can't into gun porn
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>best Battle Rifle
>best Assault Rifle
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>>66048635
But that's not 16.
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>>66048647
that's true
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Let the shitstorm begin.
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>>66048711
Is the russian arc being animated?
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>>66048711
>implying that's representative for everyone
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>>66048711
what is this?
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>>66048711

I thought the pilot wasn't bad. No other arguments from me.
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>>66048777
Looks like his opinion. It's scientifically certified to be >your opinion.
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>>66048711
the fuck is this even from? Nico nico or something?
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>>66048802
I see
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So we have shitload of fillers ATM. Propably no chance to see AK Arc animated in this season.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twTCQPTG2J4
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>>66048711
>Episode 5 glorious

Of course it bloody was.
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>>66048864
too bad this episode was no filler...
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last episode

niconicodouga ranking
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Will this lovely series get a sequel? I mean, Japan loves this as well, right?
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>>66048870
Clean your printer heads, man.
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>>66048898
I take it 1 = "but I already like it" and 4 = "HE HATES IT!"?
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So far for me
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>>66048731
They're having the beach episode so it's very likely.
Time for Saiga and Bison.
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>>66048927

Doesn't seem like it, although the TV broadcast might help it a bit. Xebec isn't known for making second seasons, either. Feels kinda bad man.
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>>66049002
You preferred 7 to 3+4?
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There is not enough stuff for a second season.
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>>66048927
they'll be one just after you see Kanata in a new series.
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>>66049108
Upotte Nano for 2nd Season? 3rd Season will be focus on the Battle Rifle.
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>>66049108
There isn't enough yet.
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Rankings template, improved with the addition of a little strip to the bottom so that "unranked" and "utter shit" would look different.
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>>66049847
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>>66049847
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>>66049847

Like so.
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>>66049941
>>66049987

You're supposed to fill the bottom strip in, guys.

Then in an "utter shit" grade episode only the bottom strip would be colored, while in an unranked or unaired episode nothing is colored.
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>>66050080
yeah whatever poindexter go troll somewhere else idiot
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>>66050080
I see, my mistake. I wasn't paying attention.
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>>66050108

Tripfag showing off why he's a quality poster.
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>>66050205
A+ for effort.
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>>66049152
>3rd Season will be focus on the Battle Rifle.

oh god my money is throwing itself at the screen
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>>66049152

Some of Nano has already been shown.
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I just realised Thompson sold her self to some perverted gun magazine.

Face it guys: your pure teacher maiden is a whore. I bet men shoot her behind the school for money, too.
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>>66050394
you could say the same for m16 man
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>>66050424
M16 get's called out for being a cheap whore in-show.
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>>66050424
Yes indeed, that also explains why she offered AUG to meet FNC behind the school.
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>>66050451
*gym.
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>>66050451
>that also explains why she offered AUG to meet FNC behind the school.

i smell a potential doujin plot
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>>66050394
Americans in general are cheap whores. Why do you think they still use POS M16?
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>>66050394

Her manga design was better.

I prefer her perpetually spaced out look.
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Is it weird that I really want to invite the mangaka to America so he can fire a real gun at least once?
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>>66050509
Pick your poison: Aug-FNC lesbian femdom sex? Or Aug getting raped by Russian soldiers (Russian weapon testing) that turns her into a mindbroken cumdumpster gun?
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>>66050584
How anyone can prefer the manga designs is beyond me.


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