Hamtaro for days, son.

Spammers banned yet?

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It's really not that hard.

Do you enjoy reposting this thread? Well I enjoy posting my pastas, so it's a win win I guess. Here we go once again

Wow. Just wow.


One of my friends came over an hour ago and brought his new girlfriend with him.


She was decent looking (not fat or pasty or pimply or wearing a KAWAIILOL shirt) so I greeted her nicely and we all just hung out for a while, talking about this and that.


About thirty minutes after they arrived my two cats wandered into the living room and the girlfriend lets out this scary as hell shriek.


At first I thought she was horribly allergic or something, but then she grabbed my friends arm and started babbling about how cute they were and that they'd make SUCH A PERFECT COUPLE IF THEY WERE CATPEOPLE IN HER MANGA and which one she'd make "uke" and "seme" (one is a big gray monster of a cat and the other is a sleek little brown spotty tabby).
Well, she said more in a less intelligible way, but that's about what I got from her spiel.

She stopped babbling after a couple minutes and just looked at me, giggling. I stared back for a second and before I could stop myself I said "Get the fuck out." I didn't yell it or anything, but I sounded pretty cold.
The incident ended with her crying and my friend calling me an ass and storming out of my apartment, dragging her along behind him.


Should I be feeling bad right now?

Threads going to end up just like the last ones.
Nothings going to change.

>>65889453
>>65889463

download greasemonkey add on for firefox
install 4chan x script. use filter
filter sage in the email field. and you will never see these jerks ever again
it hides any post with sage in the email field


http://mayhemydg.github.com/4chan-x/


mine would be dragon ball z

Don't watch an anime called "Boku"


Man this sh*t is so wrong in so many motherfu*king levels


yo...I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled "Boku"


I said to this dude, What's this sh*t? He just giggled and said "Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!"

Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange sh*t

but as I watched the first video, I was like "Yo.....what the fu*k.." THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......."

THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfu*kING CAR AND THEN I SAID "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

I couldn't fu*king believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, sh*t was so disturbing..YET I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM.....THOSE NIGGAS...YOOOOOOO.......


THOSE NIGGAS....AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE...YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........

IT WAS LIKE YOUR bi*ch WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING "DIFFERENT"

AND IT WAS SO fu*kED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST...KEPT WATCHING IT...AND THAT'S WHAT I fu*kING DID!!!!!

THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE...THREE NIGGAS...THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT...WAS...THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfu*kING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER!

So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON'T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON'T DO IT NIGGA, IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!

>>65889453
Toonami is /a/ related faggots.
Deal with it.

It has nothing to do with cartoons and nothing with videogames.
(lol /v/ is b2.0 isn't an excuse)

>>65889448

Not sure, but the threads have been deleted, and should stay that way.

Now I'm assuming you're just trolling/shitposting if you post a Toonami thread when you know what the results will be.

These toonami threads are starting to get annoying, fucking niwakas.

>>65889448
nigga pls

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fuck this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

Bad idea, OP; /a/ hates any good anime and only watches moeblob shit these days.

but Outlaw Star, personally. Because I DON'T HAVE SHIT TASTE IN ANIME LIKE /A/ DOES.

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IF ANATA WERE KILLED ASHITA, I WOULDNT IKU 2 UR
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WE DIE TOGETHER

>>65889509

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

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>/a/ in a nutshell

>>65889539
Never leave you computer running while you aren't within arms reach of it. All of this is fucking worthless if you get hit with a coldboot attack, which these days any skiddie with a can of dustoff can do. If you know your way around the physical components of a computer, set up a bank of capacitors to your ram, programmed to go off in the even of a hard shut down. I've never actually heard of anyone doing that, but I don't see why it wouldn't work. I did know a guy who had it set to a series of model rocket engines instead, but that seems to be a bit of a bitch if your computer crashes.
If ever subpoenaed or blackmailed, give the password to the outer partition, and forget you ever had the hidden partition. If anyone asks why you encrypted your hard drive, tell them it's because of the Windows vulnerability where someone booting a live distro can access all of your files. As soon as you write anything to the outer partition without protecting the inner partition, the shits gone forever so if they try to get anything out of you about the hidden partition, deny, deny, deny (the password is useless at that point, since only the actual encryption key could be used to do a physical analysis, and literally *nobody* memorizes those anymore, they're fucking hueg. Give the password to them, and they'll just get you on destruction of evidence).

Oh yeah, checksums ad hashes are always your friend. Never do anything incriminating using closed-source software.

>>65889509
I agree with this man. Is it because toonami's full of "entry level pleb shit" or because you're afraid /v/ will show up?

ONCE YOU'VE STARTED READINGTHIS YOU CAN'T GET OUT! READ ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE
A year ago A girl named Kathy was hated by everyone. Everyone made fun of her. She was ignored. Even by messages.

One day she decided to kill herself. Beca...use..................... even her parents ignored her. She jumed out her window. No one noticed utill people started dissapearing. Kathy haunted them. She made them suffer like the way she did. She hung them slowly and stabed them over and over very slowly so they could suffer like she did.
If you don't send this message to 15 diffrent comments you will die tonight by Kathy. Because she considers it ignooring her.

Example 1:
Dave looked at the first sentece and said, "Spam" And the next day the neighbors found him in his backyard, dead.

Example 2:
Joane was alone. She didn't have kids or a husband. She had alot of friends. When She had a sleepover with them she quickly had to check her e-mail.She saw this message and sent it to only 6 people because she thought she couldn't die that night beacuse she was surounded by people. The next morning Joane's friends found her in her bathtub, dead.
If you don't send this, Kathy WILL find you

>>65889415
OH JESUS ON STICK THIS POST IS BAD. WHO WOULD DO THIS THING TO 4CHAN /A/? THREAD WAS FINE BEFORE STUPID AMERICAN BUBBA PUT UGLY AUTIST WORDS ON. IS BASICALLY SAME AS DIGGING UP CORPSE OF MEXICAN MOOT TO GAY RAPE IN FRONT OF CRYING MOTHER. I KNOW IS ONLY TYPE OF JAPANESE COPY BUT STILL IS DESIGN OF GREAT HIROYUKI BOARD. PLEASE TO REMOVE STUPID SHIT OF BULL FROM POST AT ONCE.

EVEN IF IS ONLY VERSION OF HIROYUKI BOARD MADE BY AMERICAN BASEMENT DWELLER YOU MUST NOT URGE TO PUT DUMB POST ON. BAD POST OF RELATIVELY WEAK JAPANESE NERD IS STILL BETTER THAN DUMB AMERICAN BUBBA TRYING TO MAKE CHEAP COPY OF UGLY AUTIST SNACKS POST. LEAVE AS MOOT DESIGNED. IS BETTER THAN WHAT YOU CAN MAKE.

>buy new telly
>meh it's late I'll get my tv license tomorrow
>figure it wouldn't hurt if i watched a little tv
>suddenly the SBS (special broadcasting service) kicks in my door
>they tell me I'm under arrest for operating a tv without a license
>they tear apart my house and find my stash of tea and crumpets
>additional charge of inciting racial hatred because the tea & crumpet to hummus ratio in my house wasn't 1:1
>currently serving 50 years,
>my cell mate, a child rapist from Somalia finishes his 2 week sentence this Monday

>>65889463

You gotta wonder how pathetic one's life has got to be to be wasting time spamming a thread on 4chan.

>>65889509
The anime which air on Toonami are /a/-related, Toonami itself and the shitposting that Toonami threads always end up being full of aren't.

We have entered an endless recursion of autism.

I hate Ubuntu. I immediately lose respect for anyone who runs it, and especially those who advocate it. Here’s why:

Name 20 features, release-for-release or year-for-year that have not come from Redhat. Redhat basically runs the show when it comes to Linux. This includes things like NetworkManager, Gnome, Xorg, GCC, glibc, LVM, KVM, kernel, file systems et al. Redhat has developers making significant contributions to the entire FOSS software stack upstream.

Ubuntu on the other hand pulls most of the heavy weight packaging from Debian with each release. They then perform minor patching and testing. It generally lags behind Fedora by a release or two in parts of the software stack. I never see @ubuntu or @cannocial email addresses in upstream changelogs.

So tell me again, how exactly does Ubuntu innovate? They even struggle to release a new theme with each release, and artwork is about the only original thing in Ubuntu.

Yes, Ubuntu is stable because they are standing on the shoulders of giants. Most of the hard work is hashed out before they ever import software into their repositories. This is fine, and what FOSS is all about, but I prefer to be in with the leaders rather than the followers.

What really irks me and what has really brewed my hatred are Ubuntu users. They seem to think Ubuntu is responsible for all that is good in the FOSS world. I have just proven how false this is. In my experience, Ubuntu support mechanisms (IRC, mailing lists, forums) are much less helpful than the alternative.

If you want a nice desktop distro, run Fedora or OpenSUSE. If you like control, run Gentoo. If you need stability, run RHEL/CentOS or Debian. But please, don’t feed the idiot magnet that is Ubuntu!

>>65889490
Again, it's hilarious that you think this reddit tier faggots would possess the mental capability to do this. Even if, we just stop saging.

Hank: So, uh, this morning i caught Bobby watching *Japanese Cartoons* on the computer. It was just a bunch of pink and sparkles and little girls with alien eyes. I tell ya, that boy ain't right.

Dale: Sounds like a classic gray alien to me. You know they've already invaded human society in a plot to enslave us all.

Boomhauer:Youknowdemjapanesecartoonsmandemboomboompowninjamagicdemgatdangsushirollsanddemtentaclecom
cisman. Lolis.

Bill: I knew a guy on the army base who liked to watch Japanese cartoons in the computer lab. His captain caught him and he was discharged for being "undesirable". What a shame.

Hank: But why would he be interested in asian cartoons? What ever happened to Superman - The Man of Steel, and the rest of the Justice League? And why would a boy be interested in watching little japanese girls have tea parties or arrange flowers?

Dale: It's todays youth culture, Hank. They're not interested in caped crusaders who fight for morality. They like the exotic and the sexually ambiguous.

Hank: Well i'll be damned if i'm going to let Bobby turn into an oriental sissy. First thing tomorrow i'm taking him to the comic book store and buying him a Superman comic.

Bill: Oh! While you're there, could you pick me up a copy of Azumanga Daioh? The computer lab guy said it was "kah-whhyyyy"

So I'm sitting here and I'm trying to figure out what's so goddamn special about anime. I'm still trying to figure that out.

There's got to be a free dose of heroin in every DVD or something. Because you know, I can't walk out of the fucking door without someone talking about Inuyasha, and holy fuck Trigun is just the bee's knees.

Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a dung-bred maggot, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that WWW.GUYMACON.COM/FUN/INSULT/INDEX.HTM is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.

>>65889571
First, install windows with your real information. Then, do a DoD-7 wipe of your HDD using truecrypt, then encrypt using a multilevel encryption algorithm, at least one of which is AES. Set your password as 25 diceware-generated characters or 13 diceware-generated words. Make sure you actually use the diceware method, computer generated passwords are not secure enough. Do not use spaces in your password, since it makes a distinct noise and can be used to greatly reduce the entropy (especially if using words).
http://world.std.com/~reinhold/diceware.html
Set up a hidden partition as well (this is done at the same time). Make the password a 25 diceware-generated characters (NOT words, it needs to be something you can forget if necessary). Install an open source operating system that you can run a checksum on in the iso for on this partition. Read up on how to keep a hidden partition invisible in the truecrypt guide. Install an open source VM environment. Set up an encrypted filespace within the hidden OS. Set the password as anything you like, as long as it's reasonably secure. Use keyfiles stored on a USB. Never keep the USB and the computer in the same place except when in use, and never hide it in the same place twice. Pick an open source live distro. Create a VM, and store it within the encrypted filespace. Boot the VM off the live distro, but never install.

Woman is plowing field for man. Man
walks up to woman. Woman says,
"Husband, if I can plow no more,
would you still love me?"
Man replies, "Do not be silly,
babushka, for I do not love you
anyways."
Woman is saddened. Tears in her eyes
freeze from cold Siberian weather,
blinding her. She trips on glorious
Russian sinkhole, breaking neck.
Man walks up and speaks, but she is
already dead.
"This is why I no love you, for true
Russian woman would get up and
continue working towards good of
Motherland!"
Woman's freezing body loses bowels,
which enrages husband, who shouts,
"Even in death, you disgrace country!"
Husband then uses wife's remains as
fertilizer for glorious turnip farm.
Such is life in Soviet Russia.

>>65889589
>LOL LOOK AT HOW PATHETIC THIS GUY IS HE'S ON 4CHAN

... Did you somehow forget where you were?

>>65889592
Fedora Air: You fly for free in an experimental jet with parts being manufactured by a large corporation. Not everything works properly and sometimes your chair will break. The corporate backer doesn't really care since you aren't a paying cutomer.

Debian Air: It's a smooth flight on an old plane. You've got the option of having a basic chair right away or building it yourself. You've got the choice of an attractive stewardess that will offer you suggestions, or a plain stewardess that will do what you say quickly, while reminding you of things you need. It doesn't work on new routes and airports, but it's got a wide array of destinations that many other airlines don't bother with.

>>65889581
The new Toonami won't air entry level shit but it will generate new one.

Spam faggots are idiots who think /v/ is the source of all evil in the world.

Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu


When we are all the same mind and spirit~


~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu


the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god


~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration

Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.


Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.


It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.


Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.


Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death.

The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.


This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.

>>65889620

Now then, time for a little thing known as the theory of constraints:
Any means of production is only as strong as its weakest point. Same thing goes for security. The reason I want to mention this now is that we're moving into networking, and there are two ways of going about it I'll mention.

The first is the popularly stated, rarely done method of using public wifi. This opens a whole can of worms, and if not done correctly, will fuck you over multiple times. Long story short, spoof your mac, watch out for cameras. Make sure you're using the VM and have History in the browser turned off. Plus a bunch more shit too long to list here really just don't do this if you need to ask, it requires thinking like a king pin drug dealer basically.

The second is using secure connections from your home, and has the advantage of being easier to understand, but the disadvantage that you can only make being traced asymptotically difficult, never actually making it impossible.

I personally find the second method to be more secure, but regardless: Pick one, and stay with it. Because of the theory of constraints, TACKING ON THESE TWO SYSTEMS WILL NOT MAKE YOUR SECURITY AS STRONG AS THEIR STRENGTHS COMBINED, BUT AS WEAK AS THEIR WEAKNESSES COMBINED. So don't fucking do the shit I'm about to describe on public wifi, or it Won't. Fucking. Work.

What to do on your network though, goes something like this: use Freenet. It's pretty much the only network designed from the ground up for secure file uploading. When run in total darknet mode, there are as few security vulnerabilities you can get on an open network. There's a reason it's the favorite tool of Chinese dissidents: it's the only one you can't get caught. Of course, if your machine gets hit with a worm and starts keylogging, you're fucked. But that's not freenet's fault, it's the OS you chose.

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Pasting from the other thread, in addition my reply to it:

>Lets look at the evidence.
Toonami comes back, bringing with it all the nostalgia shounen shows of late 90s. The board that most likes this is /v/ as these are the only anime they ever saw (in most cases). /a/ however doesn't give a shit, they've seen it all before and have seen newer and better shows since their childhood/adolecence. So people who aren't regulars on /a/ make threads on /a/ trying to discuss something most people on /a/ don't want to discuss, guess what. People aren't going to like it, even if it's within the rules. Board culture overrides the rules in 90% of cases. Such as loli being allowed on /a/, Piccolo dick on /v/. 4chan is run by a hive mentality, if the majority of a board wants it (or doesn't in this case) then thats it.

I see you point, however, I feel as if "board mentality" is in itself, a very stupid concept. Is someone discussing an anime you dislike really something that justifies going into conniptions? Let's say Toonami explodes in popularity, and for the sake of argument 50% of the board becomes threads about shows Toonami is airing. How is this different from the rest of 4chan? /v/ discusses old games all the time, same with /co/ and old cartoons and especially comics, and /tg/ is already 50% 3.5e D&D threads, yet discussion of the new happens all the time at an unaltered pace. The worst the happens is that people have to scroll down an extra 800 or 1000 pixels on the page to get to the exact same thread that was happening before.

>>65889631
Ubuntu Air: Uses the newer planes with a new paint job from Debian Air, which still experience a bit of turbulence. It's the busiest airport and is funded by a millionaire who used to work at Debian Air. You have a choice of an ditsy blond stewardess who just brings you what you ask for, or stewardesses just like Debian air had, but there are a lot more annoying teenagers on board.

Slackware Air: Gives you a nice, comfortable seat, but there's not a full time stewardess and she makes you get all of the parts yourself if you want to make changes. Doesn't utilize the turbo jets on newer airplanes, but it's fast enough that most passengers don't complain.

>>65889652
Freenet's traffic is designed to be impossible to trace to its origin, and in darknet mode, you can't even tell a network is producing freenet traffic (unless you're on public wifi, in which case the owner will probably go "Why is there a fuckton of encrypted traffic on my router?" although even then, you might be able to play it off as using a VPN or something). It's like a torrent, but instead of downloading the files you want then seeding those files, you download random chunks of everything on the network and seed those. You don't even get to see what it is what you're seeding since it's encrypted, or where it's going. And if run in total darknet mode, the only people who you should be connected to are people you trust (open net mode hasn't been broken yet, but is known to have hypothetical security issues if someone managed to control over half the nodes in the network).

I'm going to take a break from explaining this shit for now, and find a couple posts where people said something wrong. I think I saw someone mention gutman. hoboy.

a carton of (2d6) eggs, looking quite fresh despite the time they might have been here. when handled they feel relatively cool to the touch, despite the temperature they're neither hot/spoiled or frozen.
the carton looks quite none descript except for a small faded logotype stamped on it, "property of.. [faded] ..laboratories".
if dropped, cracked or examined with fitting equipment they'll find out that the eggs contain eyes, human eyes, with some nerve endings, resting in a clear oily liquid.

So I'm sitting here and I'm trying to figure out what's so goddamn special about anime. I'm still trying to figure that out.


There's got to be a free dose of heroin in every DVD or something. Because you know, I can't walk out of the fucking door without someone talking about Inuyasha, and holy fuck Trigun is just the bee's knees. I'm taking a dump; I'm sitting on the toilet wiping my ass with bible pages (because that's what I use when I run out of toilet paper.)
And someone's going to be standing there talking about how big of a boner they get over Tank Police and Neon Jell-O Evangelist or whatever the fuck.


So I'm thinking “Wow gee hosifat, this anime stuff has got to be some nifty shit.

There had better be some sliced bread out there that can't get work anymore over this shit. The last time people had this much fun they just discovered they could get drunk and beat their kids.


So this shit had better be able to cure AIDS and kill nuns it's that fucking great. Old people had better be turning off the I Dream of Jennie reunion to watch this shit it's that fucking great.”


So I sit down to watch anime. And it's not that hard because it's on every fucking channel. Six hundred and fifty trillion channels and their all playing anime twenty four hours a day.


So I pick a channel and I sit down to watch it; and it's not like I haven't seen anime before you know, but every time I happen to mention that I don't personally like it, someone's head will pop out from under the nearest rock and say “But have you seen it lately?


It's not like Sailor Moon anymore!” Because apparently the last five years has done for anime what silicon did for Alyssa Molino, you know.
So I'm sitting in my chair and I turn on the anime and I've got my dick in my hand ready to jerk it to happy oblivion because apparently it's that fucking important.

>>65889637
Why are you such an idiot? You jaundiced jumped up, vercordiously pusillanimous piffle. Your vileseome existence nauseates me beyond compare. It is politically correct when discussing your faults to use certain words to denote your humanness above your disability. But in your case, there is nothing human. You are just challenged, you are just different. Given a choice of stepping in something nasty on the sidewalk, or bidding you good morning, I would happily choose the former. Single-handedly, you have wrenched all meaning out of life. Congratulations. As I write this I try vainly to think of something, anything, which redeems in some small way your utterly pointless existence. The only thing that comes to mind is that you have taught me hate. Pure, unmitigated hate. I have had fantasies about attacking you with a machete, but I dare not. I once cut up a starfish, which was so neurologically simple that each piece grew into a clone of the original. Your coleopteron brain no doubt shares certain appalling similarities with such creatures. You, misguided as you are, might be asking yourself what you have done to deserve such a letter as this. Your misdeeds and villainous vampings can be described in just two words: you exist. And believe me, there is no reason on earth why you should. How do you justify to yourself waking up each morning and ruining yet another day? If everything in this world has some purpose, some grand plan behind its existence, then yours surely is to show everything else, whether it be a slops bucket in a fried chicken stand, or the gunk behind the fridge, how fortunate it is not to be you. I have tried, but clearly, I have failed. I must stand firm to the realisation that mere words cannot express my utmost and profound contempt and loathing for your person, your being and your existence. You are a blight against nature.

>>65889590
If Noitamina is /a/ related the same goes for Toonami.

Shitposting isn't an excuse.
We have shitposters in nearly every ''daily'' thread.

>>65889589

It's even more pathetic that some people are desperate for a legitimate Toonami discussion on /a/ when there's a shitload of other places to discuss it on.

>>65889669
Gentoo Air: You are given a given a block of metal, a thick manual, and a blowtorch.

Arch Air: Gives you a pile of parts that don't match and a stewardess that asks the bearded men covered in wires behind you to keep their voices down. Also, has an even thicker manual explaining topics of use to no one. Any time you want, you can look for new seat parts, but they can only be installed mid-flight and they will make the airplane explode each time they are installed.

Mint Air: Similar to Ubuntu Air but the aircraft is styled differently. Also halfway through the flight a group of terrorist hijacks the plane and screams "ALLAH ACKBAR!" and demands the flight be diverted to Palestine. A struggle ensues between an undercover air marshal and one of the hijackers who happens to have a bomb strapped to his body. The bomb goes off accidentally, tearing the jet in half and suddenly you find yourself tumbling through the air. You wake up suddenly from your nightmare, realizing you're safe and sound on an Ubuntu Air flight. The stewardess serves you green tea and mints, winking.

EPICZ SPAM SHITPOSTING /b/RAHS

And hey, check this out, it's the same three-frame per second six-color crap it always was! You can watch this shit with Shockwave on a 486 and there wouldn't be any difference.


And it's because we incinerated all of Japan's in-between artists at the end of World War 2 I know it.

They can't make an hour long cartoon with more than a hundred frames in it because they've only got three mother fuckers left who can draw.


And I can't jerk off to this, my dick would never respect me again. But suddenly, everyone's flooding in my room and they're like "Ohh you're watching Otagotcha Watamotigotchimona.


This is the best show in all fucking existence.” And now they're jerking their dicks off, and all I can think is that they don't deserve their dicks. What the fuck is making everyone go so batshit over anime?


And then it occurs to me, it's fucking El Nino. Yeah, that's what it is. Some guy gets caught raping a dead squirrel and someone's going to blame El Nino for it.
This is all El Nino's fault because that's where the aliens live with their damn mind rays that are making everyone fucking retarded. Fuck South America! So I fire a bunch of nukes at South America so everyone's heads will suddenly be extracted from their asses again.


And I do it anime style too, I narrate it as I'm doing it.

So, I'm like "Ohh, did you know that I would send the most powerful force in the universe to destroy you today, but now you know because I'm the great warrior Anonymous, who's spirit was imprisoned by the god of penile dysfunction over a thousand years ago and have been waiting to be awakened this very day by the magical sound of the very last human putting his head up his ass, ohhh."

Because that's a wonderful story you know, that's what makes anime so wonderful it's the story.

1. Seven Samurai (1954, Akira Kurosawa)
2. Floating Clouds (1955, Mikio Naruse)
3. A Fugitive from the Past (1965, Tomu Uchida)
4. Tokyo Story (1953, Yasujiro Ozu)
5. The Sun Legend of the End of the Tokugawa Era (1957, Y. Kawashima)
6. Rashomon (1950, Akira Kurosawa)
7. Intentions of Murder (1964, Shohei Imamura)
8. Battles Without Honour & Humanity (1973, Kinji Fukasaku)
9. Twenty-Four Eyes (1954, Keisuke Kinoshita)
10. Tales of Ugetsu (1953, K. Mizoguchi)

>>65889689
So there really is not reason *not* to use gutmann, other than the sheer amount of time and killing the lifespan of your drive, but there is no real reason to use it over DoD-7. You see, Gutmann is more about CS and encryption theory than practice. The idea is, 'at which point is data on a hard drive gone?' Not, 'at which point is it no longer usable information?' Gutmann uses math and science and shit to explicitly define the point at which no physical remnant of data, down to the bit, can be read. DoD-7, on the other hand, uses the physical nature of hard drives and the human/computer's capacity to see patterns of information. If I go through a book and replace 99% of the letters with random ones, 7 times, you will no longer be able to figure out what that book was. Neither will any computer. That's what DoD-7 is like. Gutmann, on the other hand, is like replacing every character in the book with one character (lets say, "A"), then replacing all those with the next character ("B"), etc. While this is a more exacting definition of "deleting data," if you're trying to keep someone from reading something, the DoD-7 is a hell of a lot more efficient.

If you still don't trust me, how about the fact that the freaking *name* comes from the fact if you're deleting top secret data in the US, by law you have to use 7 passes of random data lol. You think the US would do that if they knew of a method to get around it? After all, that would imply, oh I don't know, China would have it too.

[that being said, I have heard rumors from some friends that the NSA can break DoD-7 in 30 min flat. I just don't believe that, for the reasons above. Plus, if they ever have, they've never used what they found for evidence in court]

Antisage.

gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get potartz.
he dus.
den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".
gurl iz hertbrokn. <////3
gurl cried n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.
boi runs ova 2 her.
she ded </333333333
boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cuz i wona b ur husband!"
he screems n frows poptart @ wol....a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.
*** LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM***

/a/ deserves this
they wouldn't let me talk about inuyasha one night for no reason.

>>65889744
Ok, so back to some network shit. The reason I like freenet versus tor so much is it actually anonymizes your traffic, as oppsed to tor, vpns, or proxies in general which pseudonymize traffic. The difference is fucking crucial.

On an anonymous network, like say, lovely 4Chan here, you can't tell who posted what, even from post to post. While from context it's implied that I'm the same anon as before, there is no way to actually know that (within the constraints of the UI, obviously there are indeed ways to figure that kind of thing out). Freenet is the same way, but with traffic. Every single file, page, and request is pretty much independent from the rest.

Now, why is this important? Because failed pseudonymity is how most people get caught oti today.

Look at the accused LulzSec hackers. How did the police catch them? It wasn't because they weren't using proxies-- that shit was locked town *tight*. No, it was because they weren't thinking shit through (not to fault them in particular, they're just famous. Most people make this mistake). If I log onto my Facebook at the same time I'm logged onto the LulzSec twitter, it doesn't matter what my IP is, they know my powerword:real name ffs. "Look, this proxy IP logged into the lulz sec account within a few hours of this facebook account, on the same IP. Every time. Huh. Interesting."

t's the stories that make the anime so wonderful. The stories, that's what it is. You know, only their not stories! "Ohh telling a thousand years of history in thirty seconds in the middle of a movie," when you do that, that's not a fucking story.


That's the fucking cincher OK?
When you do that in the middle of a mental hospital they're give you a fucking lobotomy. So I launch the nukes at South America, and their like "Anonymous you bastard!" and I'm like, "Yeah fuck you, it had to be done."


Which- but shit no I can't do that because it's got to be subtitled. I forgot it's got to be fucking subtitled. Because it's not "real anime" unless it's subtitled so we can hear the inflections in the voices.


Yeah, forgot about that. Gotta hear the inflections in voices speaking a language we don't even fucking understand.


Yeah, we can't live without that, can we?

So I do it subtitled now right and they can't understand a fucking thing I'm saying but they can hear the inflection in my voice and that makes all the fuck of a difference. And except for one guy who goes "Hey if you want to read you should pick up a book."


But it's OK, because he got the first nuke on his left nut the heathen round-eyed fuck.


He probably used the word Japanimation anyway, which oh fuck you can't do that.


You have to stop speaking whatever you speak and pronounce it in perfect Japanese. "It's on-e-may. Say on-e-may damn it. On-e-may!" Don't have to call German animation "zekendrickfilm", you don't have to call Russian animation "meltinicatsia", African animation isn't "iumbengosegoa," but you gotta say "anime" or they'll get pissed off until their man-tits start lactating.

>>65889589
It isn't much different from wasting time lurking it, really.

>YFW This is just /a/ shitposting on /a/
>YFW laughing uncontrollably

... He blinded his eyes are shut down a dark, dark room 2 is a strong focus of his he can't never fails in all sound really may have died and. Blind know and his shortcomings over me certainly he focus on the prison he he..., displayed his often his eyelids, he, was a man. Clearly, his life obscures in darkness he actually is. Everything hurt... All... He... Soft; a bluesy sound signature song life he never knew his songs. Or the singer. He called flashing rapidly he. There he must capture the caretaker of the subjective is. To him also? He is the primordial world. Faded footsteps of Hamming distance. Anyway, suppose his footsteps. 2. Light, he is the dude. Drifting the admiration of his mouth. He draws in mouth saliva production system. Actually, Spike, macho and his sputtering [call the cough. Echo. "Pitch-perfect man software speech is a major amateur women. He came to recognize a song. It was Earth. Earth song he lost his grip he is he really insane devastation. It is what he felt. Stop the hum... "" Song and voice.

>>65889590

It should be noted that the very large majority of shitposting going on in this thread is from spammers who oppose Toonami.

Spam (its name a portmanteau of the words "Spiced" and "Ham")[1] is a canned precooked meat product made by the Hormel Foods Corporation, first introduced in 1937. The labeled ingredients in the classic variety of Spam are chopped pork shoulder meat, with ham meat added, salt, water, modified potato starch as a binder, and sodium nitrite as a preservative. Spam's gelatinous glaze, or aspic, forms from the cooling of meat stock.[2] The product has become part of many jokes and urban legends about mystery meat, which has made it part of pop culture and folklore.[3] Through a Monty Python sketch, in which Spam is portrayed as ubiquitous and inescapable, its name has come to be given to electronic spam, including spam email.

In 2007, the seven billionth can of Spam was sold.[4] On average, 3.8 cans are consumed every second in the United States.[5]

Whatever happened to that autistic janitor?

>>65889759
So what do you do? Will first off, never use an IP that ever gets associated with your real name or your more common screen name with your secret traffic. So if your facebook is tied to your twitter is tied to your blog which has the same name as your [insert account service here], don't post our plans to idk j-walk or whatever illegal thing you're going to do when you're logged onto that las account. Even if that last account doesn't have your name directly associated with it, if you post something from the same IP that's illegal, it will get traced back.

Ok, so just use a different IP for every single service? Or just make tow completely independent identites on the internet, which never use the same IP? Well that makes things significantly more difficult for law enforcement or the powers that be or lizard overlords or whatever the fuck you're hiding from, but not impossible. Actually, the accused LulzSec members did just that. How they got caught? Had nothing to do with the IP. Had to do with being on the internet at certain times. You figure out one LulzSec member logs onto the account within certain times fairly regularly, then ask facebook for their logs, and see who logged onto facebook around those same times (even if they were on different days). So when you got off of work, or school, or when you got back from vacation, all that shit shows up as links. Everybody has browsing patterns, even if they don't realize them. And that's how they got caught.

>>65889756
> inuyasha one night for no reason.
Autism is the reason.

Nose on the floor, still suckin' the silt
Seven car brainwreck skewered with guilt
I'm up to my throat tho' I'm standin' on stilts
The spirit is wilting and the flesh is on the tilt
The strain is showing as the veins pop outta the side of the head
They burst, bloodying the pristine driven snow
Dribbling in burning tributaries all the way down to San Antone
Next stop your primal prognosis
And you're prostrate prone

The waste of humanity and my times past permeate, nay, clog the air
Cling to my clothes and cloud my vision
Decay my inner ear
Every wasted word and useless moment crowds around
To remind you of your own futility
Remind you of your lack of mobility
Soundwaves clog the eyes and air in retribution for their misuse
They never dissapate - they just go to hell to regroup

It ain't the heat, it's the taint of humanity
It ain't my humility, it's the man in me
And it be screamin'
Get out
I want out
Get out
I want out
Get out
I need
Release

Say a prayer
Say a prayer for my death
Say a prayer... say a prayer
Say a prayer for my death

Sideburn and napalm aftershave headache
Fleshpowder dust and pryin' dry skinflakes offa the scalp
With the business end of a crowbar
Went clean thru to the brain
Wet right thru and pruny
Right thru the pituitary
Scales of my skin float thru the air like motes of dust
They clog your nostrils when you breathe
I scrape them outta ma nose with an icepick

>>65889690
But we almost never discuss Noitamina, just Noitamina shows.
And /a/-related = whatever the majority of /a/ accepts to discuss.

>>65889775
>laughing uncontrollably
sure buddy, we believe you. You're totally not upset.


If you don't stop naggin' me, I'm gonna start fraggin' thee

If you don't stop houndin' me, I'm gonna be poundin' thee


You're cruisin' for a bruisin'

You're yearnin' for a burnin'

You're achin' for a breakin'

Tarzan the rapeman

Don't hide it, provide it

If you don't stop naggin' me, I'm gonna start fraggin' thee

If you don't stop houndin' me, I'm gonna be poundin' thee

You're schmoozin' for a bruisin'

You're lookin' for a bookin'

You're after disaster

You're achin' for a rapin'

Tarzan the rapeman

Tarzan the rapeman

Don't hide it, provide it

Don't hide it, provide it

If you don't stop naggin' me, I'm gonna start fraggin' thee

If you don't stop houndin' me, I'm gonna be poundin' thee

You're cruisin' for a bruisin'

You're lookin' for a hookin'

You're yearnin' for a burnin'

You're achin' for a rakin'

Don't hide it, provide it

>>65889800
Which is why I said before: if you're going the public wifi route, you best be thinking like a drug lord king pin. Those motherfuckers do this for a living, and while their security may be a joke, their offense is fucking unparalleled.


That's why it's called a hidden partition. It's not stored separately, it's actually within the first one.

What happens is, you make the outer partition. Everyone can see it, it looks like random bits of data, which anyone can tell you means it's almost certainly encrypted (the next most likely scenario being it's been wiped). If you give them the password or encryption key to that partition, they will be able to see what the actual data is in it, as well as see a bunch of unwritten/random data from the initial wipe. This is the case whether you have a hidden partition or not, it's just what the hard drive physically looks like (unless you managed to fill up the whole hard drive, which most power-users never do since you end up with swap problems then anyway).

Sang this voice warm life story. People remember the comfort, warmth and women's voices and the deep voice of the Earth. She spoke of her soul. However, the pinch of mystery, heartbreak or maybe have his hearing. All his heard sputtering. "Watch and many one-year coma. Also he does not see frustration. Shuffle women on the couch of his support, he felt his arms one immediately heard. What was the cold stamping, his lips. "Drink. He is really great for him. Slumbering the inner workings of his pain, he is still outside the structure. His "Chen Chen Tsung Tsung Tsung Chen Chen Tsung Tsung Tsung shuushin Chen Tsung Tsung Tsung Tsung stops breathing second half of Chen, his throat felt empty. Fully type half of the women "from the dead his first word: half witty pickup lines still half echo Resurrection '... Unnerving...

>>65889819
m33w
>I hope you ejaculate inside me.
Commie
>I hope you cum in me, fag.
gg
>I hope you jizz between my vaginabones.
Tastymelon
>Fucking hope you'll spurt in my cunt.
Hiryuu
>I am hoping that you will make an ejaculation in 'it'.
Hadena
>I am. It hopes is an internal cumshot within.
Doki
>Use your spunk and make me a mum!
UTW
>I͏ H͏͏O͏͏P͏͏E͏͏ Y͏͏O͏͏U͏͏ C͏͏U͏͏M͏͏ I͏͏N͏͏S͏͏I͏͏D͏͏E͏͏ M͏͏E͏͏
Huzzah
>Verily, mine prayers involve thy insemination of mine womb
Nuke
>Cum in me.
Whine
>I hope make an ejaculation in me, sensei
WhyNot?
>Cum in me, sensei
gg again
>Take that... your pOnOs... and stick it in!
Chihiro
>Hope you'll cum inside me!
CoalGuys
>Put you mothafuckin' jizz in ma snatch, bitch!
Ayako
>I have a hope that you will ejaculate inside of me, sensei.
IB
> I hope you'll put it in me!
FFFPeeps
> Hope I'm where you jizz!
Nutbladder
> C U M
Coalguys
>I hope you spunk in inide me (sic)
Monogatari
> Hey, cum *in* me
GuessSubs
> Hello World
> * it was this in the manga
Horriblesubs:
>

>>65889590
Without these spammers and the more horrible autists posting about /v/, all we'd have would be a few civilized threads speculating about possible lineups. This cancer is completely the responsibility of the spammers and the aspies.

>>65889836
The hidden partition has a completely different encryption key. When you make these partitions, truecrypt puts the hidden partition in empty space. Since encrypted data pretty much always passes all statistical tests for randomness, the difference between empty space and a sub-partition is... nothing. At least, if you don't know the encryption key. So if you go into truecrypt and don't put in the password to the hidden partition in the "protect hidden partition" option, truecrypt will think that the hidden partition is empty space in the outer partition. So if you save anything, chances are, it's going to go in the space used by the hidden partition. Once that happens, the hidden partition is worthless -- it turns into random data.

Because of this, if you never give anyone your hidden partition password or key, it is pretty much impossible to prove it's there at all.

>>65889415
Neat, I'm copypasta now. Could you at least use proper grammar if you're gonna copy me?

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>>65889833
>And /a/-related = whatever the majority of /a/ accepts to discuss.

So, if we want to discuss doubles it is legit /a/ content?
Are we /v/ now?

>>65889861
>Speculating about which old dubs you want

You can easily do that on /co and /v/. No need for you to come here.

So this shit had better be able to cure AIDS and kill nuns it's that fucking great. Old people had better be turning off the I Dream of Jennie reunion to watch this shit it's that fucking great.”


So I sit down to watch anime. And it's not that hard because it's on every fucking channel. Six hundred and fifty trillion channels and their all playing anime twenty four hours a day.


So I pick a channel and I sit down to watch it; and it's not like I haven't seen anime before you know, but every time I happen to mention that I don't personally like it, someone's head will pop out from under the nearest rock and say “But have you seen it lately?
It's not like Sailor Moon anymore!” Because apparently the last five years has done for anime what silicon did for Alyssa Molino, you know.
So I'm sitting in my chair and I turn on the anime and I've got my dick in my hand ready to jerk it to happy oblivion because apparently it's that fucking important.
And hey, check this out, it's the same three-frame per second six-color crap it always was! You can watch this shit with Shockwave on a 486 and there wouldn't be any difference.


And it's because we incinerated all of Japan's in-between artists at the end of World War 2 I know it. They can't make an hour long cartoon with more than a hundred frames in it because they've only got three mother fuckers left who can draw.


And I can't jerk off to this, my dick would never respect me again. But suddenly, everyone's flooding in my room and they're like "Ohh you're watching Otagotcha Watamotigotchimona.

Neat, I'm copypasta now, Culd you at least us proper grammer if your gona copy me?

Nose on the floor, still suckin' the silt
Seven car brainwreck skewered with guilt
I'm up to my throat tho' I'm standin' on stilts
The spirit is wilting and the flesh is on the tilt
The strain is showing as the veins pop outta the side of the head
They burst, bloodying the pristine driven snow
Dribbling in burning tributaries all the way down to San Antone
Next stop your primal prognosis
And you're prostrate prone

The waste of humanity and my times past permeate, nay, clog the air
Cling to my clothes and cloud my vision
Decay my inner ear
Every wasted word and useless moment crowds around
To remind you of your own futility
Remind you of your lack of mobility
Soundwaves clog the eyes and air in retribution for their misuse
They never dissapate - they just go to hell to regroup

It ain't the heat, it's the taint of humanity
It ain't my humility, it's the man in me
And it be screamin'
Get out
I want out
Get out
I want out
Get out
I need
Release

Say a prayer
Say a prayer for my death
Say a prayer... say a prayer
Say a prayer for my death

Sideburn and napalm aftershave headache
Fleshpowder dust and pryin' dry skinflakes offa the scalp
With the business end of a crowbar
Went clean thru to the brain
Wet right thru and pruny
Right thru the pituitary
Scales of my skin float thru the air like motes of dust
They clog your nostrils when you breathe
I scrape them outta ma nose with an icepick

>>65889892
Don't you see all the pasta and >/a/ doesnt like les animes lol?
We /v/ 2.0 now.

ou'll put it in me!
FFFPeeps
> Hope I'm where you jizz!
Nutbladder
> C U M
Coalguys
>I hope you spunk in inide me (sic)
Monogatari
> Hey, cum *in* me
GuessSubs
> Hello World
> * it was this in the manga
Horriblesubs:
>
>>
Anonymous 05/17/12(Thu)18:19 No.65889861
>>65889590
Without these spammers and the more horrible autists posting about /v/, all we'd have would be a few civilized threads speculating about possible lineups. This cancer is completely the responsibility of the spammers and the aspies.

>>65889833
We a livestream were they announced the new shows and discussed the format from time to time.

But there isn't much to discuss.
Toonami is more interesting.

This is the best show in all fucking existence.” And now they're jerking their dicks off, and all I can think is that they don't deserve their dicks. What the fuck is making everyone go so batshit over anime?


And then it occurs to me, it's fucking El Nino. Yeah, that's what it is. Some guy gets caught raping a dead squirrel and someone's going to blame El Nino for it.
This is all El Nino's fault because that's where the aliens live with their damn mind rays that are making everyone fucking retarded. Fuck South America! So I fire a bunch of nukes at South America so everyone's heads will suddenly be extracted from their asses again.


And I do it anime style too, I narrate it as I'm doing it.

So, I'm like "Ohh, did you know that I would send the most powerful force in the universe to destroy you today, but now you know because I'm the great warrior Anonymous, who's spirit was imprisoned by the god of penile dysfunction over a thousand years ago and have been waiting to be awakened this very day by the magical sound of the very last human putting his head up his ass, ohhh."

Because that's a wonderful story you know, that's what makes anime so wonderful it's the story.

It's the stories that make the anime so wonderful. The stories, that's what it is. You know, only their not stories! "Ohh telling a thousand years of history in thirty seconds in the middle of a movie," when you do that, that's not a fucking story.

That's the fucking cincher OK? When you do that in the middle of a mental hospital they're give you a fucking lobotomy. So I launch the nukes at South America, and their like "Anonymous you bastard!" and I'm like, "Yeah fuck you, it had to be done."

>>65889913

And neither of those are boards related to anime. This is a board not only related to anime, but dedicated to it. Just because you don't like it doesn't change that.

>>65889892
The only people dubs fagging are the same faggots complaining about /v/

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>crtl f
>no gorilla warfare

Why's that guy spamming the same Foetus lyrics. Mix it up, nigga.

march us toward persephone
fill our poor souls with hope
for the good of many we will not
falter or be vilified
as we storm toward a new day
messengers to infinity
social security number
the foundation telegraphs in the process
ceteris paribus
deo gratias
esto perpetua
cetera desunt
lux et veritas
lapsus alumni
manus in mano
multum in parvo
then shall we all be released
and as our numbers increase
soon shall we all be deceased
soon shall we all be released

>>65889913
You people are shitting up this place, not us. Why don't you shit up /co/ and /v/ instead?

>>65889945
So this shit had better be able to cure AIDS and kill nuns it's that fucking great. Old people had better be turning off the I Dream of Jennie reunion to watch this shit it's that fucking great.”


So I sit down to watch anime. And it's not that hard because it's on every fucking channel. Six hundred and fifty trillion channels and their all playing anime twenty four hours a day.


So I pick a channel and I sit down to watch it; and it's not like I haven't seen anime before you know, but every time I happen to mention that I don't personally like it, someone's head will pop out from under the nearest rock and say “But have you seen it lately?
It's not like Sailor Moon anymore!” Because apparently the last five years has done for anime what silicon did for Alyssa Molino, you know.
So I'm sitting in my chair and I turn on the anime and I've got my dick in my hand ready to jerk it to happy oblivion because apparently it's that fucking important.
And hey, check this out, it's the same three-frame per second six-color crap it always was! You can watch this shit with Shockwave on a 486 and there wouldn't be any difference.


And it's because we incinerated all of Japan's in-between artists at the end of World War 2 I know it. They can't make an hour long cartoon with more than a hundred frames in it because they've only got three mother fuckers left who can draw.


And I can't jerk off to this, my dick would never respect me again. But suddenly, everyone's flooding in my room and they're like "Ohh you're watching Otagotcha Watamotigotchimona.

>>65889974
Quite ironic isn't it?
They are the cancer and they want the cancer to leave.

>>65889945
>not understanding the forum culture
Please just go back to /v/.

/a/ has mob mentality. There are certain things that are not welcome. While /a/ says they don't watch anime, most of that is /a/ being tsundere. They're not like /v/ that genuinely does nothing with their time.

>>65889971
It does, actually.

Nobody wants your shit here. Why do you think it gets spammed?

>>65889999
energy
purity
sanctity
charity
chastity
humanity
the universal law
the chosen sacrifice
glorious release
know eternal youth
open all your holes
hosannah on high
he is the beginning of "heathen"
contact
throwback
throwback
we're not to blame
fire of the brain
living a lie
glorious release
we're not to blame
conquer your shame
fire up the flame
glorious release
we're not to blame
glorious exaltation
earthly degradation
we have come to praise you
we have come to raise you
we have come to save you
the circle the circle
we must now defend you
we must now amend you
we must now apend you
the circle
energy
purity
sanctity
charity
we must build walls and dig trenches
fortify the boundary fences
he!
he is the beginning of heathen
her!
her is the start of heresy
singularity upon us
man fish and fowl
we are to blame!
as you are judged
so you must pay
we are to blame!
we are to blame!
lightning strikes twice
we are to blame!

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>>65890009
It's like a classic tragedy. Just like Anakin, they were the bringers of the destruction they feared the most.

>>65890016
Not every /a/non has a problem with Toonami.
This is why we have the threads.

This isn't an EPIC FTW /v/ raid.

Straight White Male: The Lowest Difficulty Setting There Is
I've been thinking of a way to explain to straight white men how life works for them, without invoking the dreaded word "privilege," to which they react like vampires being fed a garlic tart at high noon. It's not that the word "privilege" is incorrect, it's that it's not their word. When confronted with "privilege," they fiddle with the word itself, and haul out the dictionaries and find every possible way to talk about the word but not any of the things the word signifies.

>>65890001
We already talked enough about why this toonami shit should stay away, in multiple threads today. I won't repeat everything now

“Knock it off already.” Cassie had the remote control firmly entrenched in her hand and was doing her best to keep it out of reach. The TV was stuck on basketball, which sucked. I knew that there had to be some combination of leverage and brute force that would cause my sister’s fingers to open and let me gain command of the remote. Getting up and walking to the TV was simply out of the question.

“Knock what off?,” I replied, making another grab. Cassie just rolled her eyes and pushed me away. Time for a desperation move. I stuck my thumb in my mouth just long enough to let it collect a good amount of spit, then, distracting her with another lunge for the remote, I slid my thumb past her defenses and rubbed it over her left ear.

“Ewww! Fucking gross!” Her grip loosened just enough for me to pry the device from her hand. My victory was sweet, but it was also short.

“Okay, Knob. You asked for it.” She grabbed me by the wrist and deftly twisted it behind my back, using her three-year age lead and height advantage to throw me down on the couch. She pinned me on my stomach and quickly moved into a sitting position on my shoulders, resting her full weight down on me to keep me from escaping. It was pretty much over. I knew what was coming next, and with one final effort I raised my free hand and succeeded in changing the channel before she could wrestle the remote away. Yes! No matter what happened now, she could never take that away from me.


I closed my eyes as I heard her unzip her pants. My embarrassment was unreal as she began whacking me on the back of the head with a blunt, meaty object.


As a boy, it’s not easy growing up with a sister who has a bigger penis than you do.

You may be a dead beat
but don't be
a dead beat on my street.
You leave your messes everywhere and
why must you insist on needlin' me?
You feed the insecurity
and hold us all to ransom.

Don't believe a word
that you invented
to torture yourself.
You enjoy the pain,
enjoy the suffering,
that you impose
on the world.

Don't think you're any good
for me
or you.

Order the scrambled brains.
Order the scrambled brains.
Order the scrambled brains.
Order the scrambled brains.

Men with the paper slippers wait for you.
Just for you.

>>65890037
energy
purity
sanctity
charity
chastity
humanity
the universal law
the chosen sacrifice
glorious release
know eternal youth
open all your holes
hosannah on high
he is the beginning of "heathen"
contact
throwback
throwback
we're not to blame
fire of the brain
living a lie
glorious release
we're not to blame
conquer your shame
fire up the flame
glorious release
we're not to blame
glorious exaltation
earthly degradation
we have come to praise you
we have come to raise you
we have come to save you
the circle the circle
we must now defend you
we must now amend you
we must now apend you
the circle
energy
purity
sanctity
charity
we must build walls and dig trenches
fortify the boundary fences
he!
he is the beginning of heathen
her!
her is the start of heresy
singularity upon us
man fish and fowl
we are to blame!
as you are judged
so you must pay
we are to blame!
we are to blame!
lightning strikes twice
we are to blame!

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I hope they bring back Zoids, I fucking loved that show.

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Here /a/, a present for you.

>>65890015
>blaming /v/
There you have it.
These threads are bad but blaming /v/ for all the evils in the world is doing nothing but turning us to /v/.

>>65890016
Because you're mom is an autist and she makes you spam what could have been nice and civil threads?

So op, are you going to delete this now and make the next one? My body is lady

you stood me up
i never knew you could be so corrupt
you stood me up
the hormonal impulses run amuck
deaf dumb and blind
in turpentine
you set me up
you unrepentant slut
you stood me up
i never knew you could be so corrupt
hyperion and on
you stood me up
i never knew you'd make me self destruct
you screwed me up
that pretty face should be against the law
you closed the door
i don't give second chances any more
but i'm alive
and hypnotised
and i regret i came
you men are all the same
you put me ill at ease
it's my social disease
the way you miliate me
you just infuriate me
i could exfoliate the skin right off your face
the memory of your last kiss
like herpes in a petri dish
but i'm alive
and hypnotised
you stood me up
i never knew you could be abrupt
you turn me on
and on
you stood me up
i really should know better after all
short circuit vain desire
i'm preaching to the choir
a victim of your wiles
cash in frequent liar miles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHSW1bc1nAw&feature=g-all-c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHSW1bc1nAw&feature=g-all-c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHSW1bc1nAw&feature=g-all-c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHSW1bc1nAw&feature=g-all-c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHSW1bc1nAw&feature=g-all-c

>mfw
>mfw
>2011
>that feel when girls poop out they're butts
>ISHYGDDT
>who are you quoting D:<
>okay.jpg
>try to walk to dinasaur
>I dunno teh saources
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>you're waifus ded wat do
>mfw when i have no pokeface.png
>dinasaur turns into a dragon and flies away
>holy shit im flying to O__O
>le fu :DDD
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>flying spaghetti monster.exe
>mfw
>
>le xD
>LOL I TROLED HARD XD
>IMBLYIGN
>lol /jp/ is so shit
>Gorilla warfare
>SAUCEEE
>i say le /sp/ here u r all nerds ^^
>flying on my dinasaur
>I SHIGGIDY DIGGITY SKAY BEE DAY YO DA DOWN DO IM A SCAT MAN
>see dead baby on the sidewalk
>mvq quand :(
>implying I, as a guy, will ever breast feed a baby
>that feel when males can lactate out they're nipples
>BUENO.gif
>le ragecomic.jpg
>give my dragon bro a high five
>BUENO.gif
>>_>^ ^<_<
>now i poop in my pussy every day because i enjoy yeast infections
>ISHYGDDT
>/v/ is bettar then u bc dragonss
>you're waifu does fart what do u do xD
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>scoobidobidoo
>mfw
>2013

>>65890083
FUCK MAN I LOVE THAT SHOW
strike laser claw and shit
backdraft group
a bunch of other phrases i faintly remember
good times

[Intro:]

Yeah. Motherfuckers better know... huh, huh. Lock your windows,
close your doors. Biggie Smalls, huh...yeah.

[Verse One:]

My man Inf left a Tec and a nine at my crib
Turned himself in, he had to do a bid
A one-to-three, he be home the end of '93
I'm ready to get this paper, G, you with me?

Motherfucking right, my pocket's looking kind of tight
and I'm stressed, yo Biggie let me get the vest

No need for that, just grab the fucking gat
The first pocket that's fat the Tec is to his back
Word is bond, I'm a smoke him yo don't fake no moves (what?)
Treat it like boxing: stick and move, stick and move

Nigga, you ain't got to explain shit
I've been robbing motherfuckers since the slave ships
with the same clip and the same four-five
Two point-blank, a motherfucker's sure to die
That's my word, nigga even try to bogart
have his mother singing "It's so hard..."

Yes, love love you're fucking attitude
because the nigga play pussy that's the nigga that's getting screwed
and bruised up from the pistol whipping
webs on the neck from the necklace stripping
Then I'm dipping up the block and I'm robbing bitches too
up the herring bones and bamboos
I wouldn't give fuck if you're pregnant
Give me the baby rings and a #1 MOM pendant

I'm slamming niggas like Shaquille, shit is real
When it's time to eat a meal I rob and steal
'cos Mom Duke ain't giving me shit
so for the bread and butter I leave niggas in the gutter
Huh, word to mother, I'm dangerous
Crazier than a bag of fucking Angel Dust
When I bust my gat motherfuckers take dirt naps
I'm all that and a dime sack, where the paper at?

>>65890100

Get out /v/ermin.

here comes the rain
the dry spell lasted for years
the land so brown
omega point now
but you can't feel it like i do
those damn mosquitos stick like glue
here comes the rain
the dry spell lasted for years
the land so brown
omega point now
but you can't feel it like i do
those damn torpedoes stick like glue
here comes the rain
here comes the rain

>>65890142
>xD I must resort to ad hominem because I have no answer.

>The occupations of Iraq and Afghanistan is small level practice to occupy and categorize, through biometrics, a larger population
http://www.biometrics.dod.mil/photo2.aspx

>The massive datacenter being built by the NSA in a remote section of Utah is nearing completion
http://www.datacenterknowledge.com/archives/2009/10/30/more-on-the-nsa-utah-data-center/

>The term "creeping fascism" which directly relates to the increasingly oppressive atmosphere in the US has been deleted from Wikipedia multiple times
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creeping_fascism

>The US Department of Defense employs over a million more people than the People's Liberation Army of China
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_employers

>Supreme Court OK's strip search of any detainee by law officers
http://crime.about.com/b/2012/04/04/court-okays-jail-strip-searches.htm

>CISPA, the legislative sequel to PIPA and SOPA, now allows a provision for protection of private entities as well as governmental, taking away all high profile support against such a bill by the likes of Google and Facebook
http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120410/12180518442/cispa-is-really-bad-bill-heres-why.shtml

>DoD has developed internet technology not unlike that of China and Iran to "dissuade negative views of America" through automated web responses and distraction to subject irrelevance.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/mar/17/us-spy-operation-social-networks

>>65890080
>STOP TRYING TO DISCUSS NORMAL ANIME
>If you don't like what we do, please leave. Don't force your taste on us.
>NO YOU LEAVE! MOOT WILL CREATE ANOTHER BOARD FOR ENTRY-LEVEL BULLSHIT SUBHUMANS LIKE YOU! EVERYONE HERE HATES ENTRY-LEVEL BECAUSE I CAN'T CIRCLEJERK! JUST LET ME POST MY IM@S THREADS AND JERK EACH OTHER OFF

>>65890142
I'm spamming alongside with you, but he does have a point. Not just /v/ is to blame, but it's irrelevant who's to blame anyway. Point is this toonami shit won't do us any good

>>65890083
Hell yeah!

>>>/co/36859045

HERE YOU GO /b/ROS epis toonami thread alert

Simple Solution: Report and ignore the thread
/a/ Solution: Spam thread with anything available and blame it on the shit-posting of another board

:D FUK YEA GREENTAXT TREAD

>walk into Gamestop
>Asian girl at counter
>"Hi, would you like to preorder MW3?"
>"...M...MW3 is for c-c-casuals, ahahaa..."
>"Uh, are you looking for something?"
>entire store is looking at me
>point at MW3 poster
>"I-it's shit, right? ahahah..."
>Police walk into gamestop
>"I'd like h-hyperdimension neptunia"
>"Which one is that?"
>"T-THE ONE WITH THE LITTLE GIRLS"
>Police start sprinting over to me
>Spagetti flies out of pockets and wraps around the police
>Cashier gets on ladder to get game
>look up her panties
>Spagetti shoots out faster
>police break through spagetti
>"Here is your game sir would you like gameguard with that?"
>Immediately begin vomiting on her
>Police run to grab me
>Start shitting and pissing in a circle to fend them off
>Increase speed of rotation while SWAT team rushes in
>begin liftoff of piss and shit helicopter, break through roof
>lift off into space and freeze
>become a watchful shit and piss spinning guardian in the orbit of Earth
>"That'll be $54.99 used"

>>65890120
Dump Biggie's "Dead Wrong" next

catalytic attack
and the smoke stains our skin black
oh the wild one will return
we'll be watching the oilfields burn
oh the chosen one will return
just keep working while you sleep
hibernating once a week
doesn't matter who you know
israel is the first to go
for a piece to paradise
use a virgin sacrifice
if i die before i wake
someone's made a big mistake
the rapture will come today
did you get the communique?
armageddon is by our side
there's a fireball in the sky
there's a fireball in the sky
as we march to the end of time
any second now we're gonna die
just keep working while you sleep
hibernating once a week
doesn't matter who you know
israel is the first to go
for a piece of paradise
use a virgin sacrifice
if i die before i wake
someone's made a big mistake
and the chosen one will return
we'll be watching the oilfields burn
oh the wild one will return

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You are boring spammer.
We had loli and gore spam today which was more interesting then this shit.

>pic related

>>65890182
Did you just start browsing /a/ for today? Believe me, reporting or ignoring won't help

>>65890167
>US Defense Secretary is documented stating the US military is no longer accountable to the US Senate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNwOeyuG84&feature=player_embedded

>Drones, both in use by private corporations and the government, have been given the OK by the Congress and FAA
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/feb/7/coming-to-a-sky-near-you/?page=all

>The DEA is showing no signs of slowing the War on Drugs as pot dispensaries/ pharmacies are raided
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/06/us-dea-raids-idUSTRE8151NA20120206

>The NDAA for 2012 states that US land, our homeland, is now part of the battlefield in the War on Terror
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Defense_Authorization_Act_for_Fiscal_Year_2012

>Protesting within 100 feet of a politician being protected by the Secret Service is now illegal
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/former-agent-new-bill-effectively-outlaws-protests-anywhere-secret-s
ervice-deems-off-limits/

>Congress wants to install recording and tracking devices in every US vehicle
http://rt.com/usa/news/congress-map-cars-1813-484/

>Congress is trying to pass a bill that would bar American citizens from traveling abroad if they owe the IRS more than $50,000
http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertwood/2012/04/07/forget-travel-if-you-owe-the-irs/

>It is illegal for your child to sell lemonade in your own front yard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBiJB8YuDBQ&feature=player_embedded


>TSA continues to infringe upon our civil liberties
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1B3AubsTBo&feature=player_embedded

>TSA is now conducting US highway checkpoints separate from DUI checkpoints
http://tennesseenewspress.com/2011/10/19/tsa-checkpoints-now-on-tn-highways/

>>65890181
Will get deleted because Toonami isn't /co/ related.

Sissy rode to town at sunset
with a boulder on his back
and his traveling companion
who's a pyromaniac
sisyphus threw down the gauntlet
as he stood before the priest
if there is a man who'll thwart me
speak or hold your peace

drafting orphans from the cold
mercenaries twelve years old
as they smear their face and don their camouflage
keep the rebels in clear sight
snorting lines of dynamite
burning villages and acts of sabotage

finishing his tour of duty
with his vigilante squad
coming to confront his father
and to stand before his god
thanatos had to arrest him
so he pleaded can you test the chains
and rode away
you push it up
you push it up
but it rolls back down again

there's some business to attend to
better seal the cellar doors
gonna be some racial cleansing
sissy is a man-of-war
gather up the ammunition
you can call me Mr. Jones
there's a bitter storm a-brewin'
in Sierra Leone

breakin' out of Pluto jail
with a plan that couldn't fail
sissy rode alone to taste the sweet upside
stealing food from refugees
mocking mephistopheles
as icarus flies straight toward the sun

so I hear the skies a-rumble from the summit over mountainside
across the plain
and I watch the boulder tumble
from the summit down the mountain side
toward the plain
you shoot em up
you shoot em up
but it rolls back down again
you push it up
you push it up
but it rolls back down again

>>65890083
I actually do love Zoids

Watching Fight Club does not make you a Philosopher.
Purchasing a guitar does not make you a musician.
Reading Kafka does not make you a literati.
Going to college does not make you a scholar.
Owning a skateboard does not make you an athlete.
Owning a jersey does not mean you are on the team.
Having a full address book does not mean you have friends.
Knowing a large volume of facts does not mean you are intelligent.
Getting laid does not mean you have life experience.
You are not a more popular person for wearing designer clothes.
You are not an important, creative individual for refusing to do so.
You are not a charity case because you have suffered.
You are not stable or healthy because you have not.
Listening to Mozart and rejecting My Chemical Romance does not mean you are cultured.
Watching Quentin Tarantino and not Michael Bay does not mean you are cultured.
Painting a picture instead of playing a videogame does not mean you are cultured.
Reading the book before you see the movie does not mean you are cultured.
Going to Church does not make you Religious.
Not going to Church does not make you spiritual.
Having an opinion does not mean you cannot be wrong.
Being right does not mean anyone cares.
Reciting MadTV and Dane Cook does not mean you are funny.
Not finding these things funny does not mean you have a sense of humour.
Poor artists are not automatically better than successful ones.
Technically skilled artists are not automatically good ones.
Memetics is not the study of jokes on the internet.
No one is impressed that you watch anime in subtitled Japanese.
No one is impressed that you won't watch anime.
No one is impressed that you have a date tonight.
No one is impressed that you have a car.
No one is impressed that you have a job.
No one is impressed that you pay the bills all by yourself.
No one is impressed that you're older, and no one thinks you wiser

>>65890196
excuse us for getting tired

>TSA is now conducting US subway, train, and bus sweeps
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2012/apr/18/tsa-mission-creep-us-police-state

>voting fraud and political corruption continue to run rampant
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/04/charlie-white-voter-fraud_n_1254311.html

>US has the world's highest prison population
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/23/world/americas/23iht-23prison.12253738.html?pagewanted=all

>The Courts grant corporations "personhood," approving the legality of Super PACS
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizens_united
(look what happened as a result, the two presidential candidates are one in the same)

>the average American remains blissfully ignorant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrIDHNqUTPM&feature=player_embedded

Reposing from other thread.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57343397/census-data-half-of-u.s-poor-or-low-income/

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/sep/14/us-poverty-levels-record-high

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2021173/Americas-city-broken-dreams-50-jobless-destitute-peo
ple-set-forest-community-New-Yorks-doorstep.html

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2011/07/06/world/americas/immigration.html?partner=rss&emc=rs
s&src=igw

http://www.salon.com/2010/12/06/america_collapse_2025/

http://www.businessinsider.com/lakewood-new-jersey-homeless-tent-city-2011-9?op=1

http://web.archive.org/web/20100824014957/http://www.philly.com/inquirer/magazine/20100726_Health-ca
re_cavity.html

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/walterellis/100148608/breaking-the-bloody-glass-why-is-america-not
-raging-against-the-dying-of-its-light/

>Friends: "Hey Longcat, we need help building a server to play Minecraft on!"
>I buy them a cheap $100 dual Pentium 4 pedestal server with 6GB RAM with their money
>2 weeks later
>"It's not working."
>Go to his house, figure it's probably a dead drive or mismatched RAM. Boots into OS fine
>Windows 95
>On a dual CPU server
what the fuck.
>Reboot, boot into RAID manager
>15K RPM SCSI drive is in RAID 0 with a tape drive
What the actual fuck

don't patronize me
you know the rules
don't ask me any questions you don't want the answer to
one less egg to fry
the toast of the town
i know what side my bed is buttered on
turn the body upside down
don't say anything rash
don't let your mouth write checks that your liver can't cash
you're trying to me break me
i felt this before
why'd you forsake me
and walk out that door?
but you enslave me
and tie me in knots
you're trying to break me
and bleed me dry
i told you all a thousand times i'll pack my things and walk out the door
you're trying to break me
and what can be done?
you're trying to break me
i've felt this before
but i'm not gonna be broken anymore
you're trying to break me
i felt this before
thought you forgave me
i guess i was wrong
you tried to rape me
and leave me for dead
you're trying to break me
and tear me down
i told you all a thousand times i'll pack my things and walk out the door
you're trying to break me
you act like a morgue
you're trying to break me
but no no more
i told you all a thousand times i'll break you back and start a new war
you're trying to break me
i felt this before
you're trying to break me
but i'm not gonna be broken any more
break

>>65890182
How about this: ignore the thread and let Toonami fags discuss it for 50-100 posts and then the thread dies.

>>65890216
No, I've been browsing for years and this is really pissing me off.

You say reporting and ignoring won't do anything but /a/ has never reported and ignored anything ever. the same copypasta and shitposting used in 2005 still gets replies in 2012. Come the fuck on guys, when will it ever end?

>>65890293
You had your discussion last night, fuck off.

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Are ready for daily TOONAMI GENERALS?

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MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING.

so as we stare into the sun
our corneas melt into one
and pour like liquid down our cheeks
and i'm forgetting how to breathe
i can't relax my body churns
ninety percent of gamma burns
my head is throbbing feeling weak
from radioactivity
as blackened ash clogs up the sky
one by one babies stop to cry
and now i feel it in my bones
and now i feel like letting go
goodbye
goodbye
goodbye
goodbye

>>65890293
There are no brakes on the autism train.

>Have friend who claims he is good with computers
>Go around his house
>He uses Windows 95 theme
>pokerface.jpg
>He wants to show me some animus (lol weeaboo)
>He opens some pre-historic media player which looks like it is from windows 95
>I ask him, why doesn't he use VLC?
>he said it's is shit
>I say lol no! it's the best durr al the people on Mininova recommend it.
>He puts on Something Experiments Rain or something , said I would like it.
>Some little girl jumps of a roof
>I call him a pedo weeaboo and tell him its shit and he doesn't know shit about technology
>THEN HE called 'ME' an idiot
>Mfw i have no face

>>65890293
If that would be the case no one would continue spamming these threads. We had at least 6 toonami threads already today, most of them constantly on the frontpage.

So now it's time to try something different

>>65890343
You spammed from the very beginning.
If you want to ry something new stop it.

A horny teenager gets a magic wand that can alter breast size in girls. With this he can make big breasted girls into DFCs and vice versa. What he doesn't realize at first is the process isn't 100% efficient, and the wand radiates waste magic into the user. While this normally would have no effect on guys, if he absorbs too much, he turns into a girl until enough magic leaves the body. The only way to do get rid of the access magic is to have sex. Every time he changes the critical point lowers. If he changes too many times, the critical point will be equal to the standard levels of "background magic" every living thing has and he'll be stuck as a girl forever. Worse, magic flows into the person with the least amount in their body while having sex. Any girl he used the wand on will have a higher magic level, and if he has sex with the same person even if not using the wand on them, eventually their magic level will be higher. This means that as the critical point lowers, it's possible for guys to have higher magic levels, making it harder to find people to fuck in order to change back.

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>>65890309
Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you.

Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.

>>65890309
All I've seen is a shitload of troll / reverse troll thread because the board is full of horrible autists who cannot not respond to trolls and some board culture faggots who want these shitstorms so they can spam and cry about /v/

[Nicki Minaj in a British accent:]
You might think you've peeped the scene
You haven't
The real one's far too mean
The watered down one, the one you know
Was made up centuries ago
It made it sound all whack and corny
Yes, it's awful, blasted boring
Twisted fiction, sick addiction
Well gather 'round children
Zip it, listen!

Can we get much higher
So high oh, oh, ohh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Ohh can we get much higher
So high oh, oh, ohh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Ohh Can we get much higher
So high oh, oh, ohh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Ohh can we get much higher
So high oh, oh, ohh, oh, oh, oh-oh

[Kanye West]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I fantasized about this back in Chicago
Mercy, mercy me, that Murcielago
That's me, the first year that I blow
How you say broke in Spanish? Me no hablo
Me drown sorrow in that Diablo
Me found bravery in my bravado
DJ's need to listen to the model's
You ain't got no f-ckin' Yeezy in your Serrato?
(You ain't got no Yeezy, n-gga?)
Stupid, but what the f-ck do I know?
I'm just a Chi-town n-gga with a Nas flow
And my bitch in that new Phoebe Philo
So much head, I woke up to Sleepy Hollow

Can we get much higher? (higher, higher)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

>>65890080
Oh shit son an MS paint comic, sure told them /b/ro

Toonami thread.
Everyday until you love it

>>65890308
I said "for today", not that it was your first time in general.

Reporting would only help if we had janitors

Also it's getting silent in here, did the toonami fags already move on to another one?

>Hope to get an XBox 360
>Look at parents under tree
>Parents too small to be Xbox
>Go to bed
>Wake up
>Look under tree again
>Three more big parents
>Shaver, box of cereal, and XBOX 360!
BEST CHRISTMAS EVER

>>65890398
Summer will be glorious as always.

>>65890310
I am!

>>65890251
Why don't you talk about Zoids with us then? Did you like the Chaotic Century or New Century Zero better?

>>65890343
>So now it's time to try something different
This is the only thing that's been tried from the very first thread, and that's the reason why /a/ is drowning in shit

>>65890393
Look like a fat booty Celine Dion
Sex is on fire, I'm the King of Leon-a Lewis
Beyond the truest
Hey, teacher, teacher
Tell me how do you respond to students?
And refresh the page and restart the memory?
Respark the soul and rebuild the energy?
Re-stop the ignorance, re-kill the enemies
Sorry for the night demons still visit me
The plan was to drink until the pain over
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Fresh air, rolling down the window
Too many Urkels on your team, that's why your wins low
Don't make me pull the toys out, huh
Don't make me pull the toys
And fire up the engines
And then they make noooise

Can we get much higher? (higher, higher)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

At the mall there was a seance
Just kids, no parents
Then the sky filled with herons
(I saw the devil) In a Chrysler LeBaron
And the hell, it wouldn't spare us
(And the fires did declare us)
(But after that, took pills, kissed an heiress)
(And woke up back in Paris)

Can we get much higher? (higher, higher)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Can we get much higher? (higher, higher)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

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What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.

>>65890391
Well it's not working trying to discuss it here clearly, so go elsewhere.
/a/ has enough problems without you faggots setting up a casual base right in the middle of the fucking board.

>>65890398
Everyday until our mod bans all you fags.

I don't know about you guys , but I don't see any wall of text .
Must be my filter

Mom got married again and had me, but my dad ran off with a car show model when I was seven, leaving my mom to take care of us by herself. We’ve been though some rough times, but I think we’re closer because of it.

And also weirder.

My sister Cassie is…well, different. When Cassie was born she was what they call ‘intersexed,’ which is the name for what happens when your parts are mixed up between being male and female.


They decided to operate and make her into a boy, but as she got older it started to be obvious that she wasn’t supposed to be one. Now at sixteen you couldn’t guess that she was anything other than a slighty tomboyish teenage girl. She looked like a girl, dressed like a girl, and even smelled like a girl.


She pretty much *was* a girl in every way except for what she had between her legs.


A lot of people seem to think that’s the only place that counts, but living with Cassie has taught me that its what’s in your head that really matters.


It was a little strange growing up with her, but I pretty much got used to
the fact that she had a ‘thingy’ like I did.


The strangeness increased when she hit puberty and started growing boobs, something that the doctors said was unusual since she hadn’t been taking hormones.


They gave her some to try out and her boobs got even bigger. Her hips got wider too and she started getting taller. I was still pretty small for my age and it soon became clear that she could beat me up pretty easily. Not that she ever really did, but anytime we had a wrestling match she would win pretty easily. We usually got along well, but as we both got older things started to get…complicated.

>>65890447
You go elsewhere. You're the faggots shitting up the board.

>>65890449
I want it soooooo bad.

>>65890449
They will more likely just delete the threads or ban the spammers.

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>>65890438
lol you faggot, we get it, you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a debate so that someone can finally listen and hear your point of view because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. You're not smart, you're not interesting, you're an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home.

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>>65890168
That would be on the same level.
>>65890396
>>>/v/

>/a/ when Toonami was a 1 day only for April Fools
HOLY SHIT , GLORIOUS TOONAMI
>/a/ when Toonami is back for good
TOONAMI A SHIT

Hipsters , all of you

>>65890488
They didn't ban us so far, and even if, do you actually think anyone cares about a ban?

The dipsomaniac kiss
Searching for a comfortable zero
I feel off the back of the wagon
And eloped with a bottle of whiskey

Six hits and amiss
The dipsomaniac kiss
The apple sure don't fall far from the tree
I wrote the book and I'm history

Pre-menstrual syndrome
Man-o-war jellyfish
Do not tailgate me, I drive defensively
(I like to keep an equalizer in the glove compartment)
I got a license to kill and an electric drill
And now is the time that time stands still
Well, I'm still standin', ain't I? ...just...

You got eyes... so use 'em
You got nails... so chew 'em
You got brains... so show it
You got feet, go play on the freeway
Remember Pearl Harbour... you can never go home again

Higher... higher
I am height itself

But you pay with pain, you pay in pain
You pay with pain, you pay in spades
You pay in pain, you pay in spades
You pay with pain
You can take that to the bank, brother

Six hits and amiss
The dipsomaniac kiss
The roads are all closed
The hangman's on time
And the light at the end of the tunnel
Is a freight train headed my way

>>65890488
>Implying the toonami threads haven't been spammed
Come on, look at the archive before you open your uninformed mouth jizzbag.

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>>65890493

Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

>>65890514
No, back then we just actually ignored it. Now it's a different situation.

>>65890422
Chaotic, loli Fine is best Fine, but this is no Zoids thread, IT'S TOONAMI THREAD

About Madoka

>Hideaki Anno
>This is really good, Kyubey. Be it getting rid of lip-synching, or working it as a character, doing it so thoroughly makes me feel great. And the symbolization of the witches is also skillfully done. The music is also good. My urge is to own the three BGM tracks like the "salesman's theme" which I love, got me to buy Vol. 2 of the Blu-Ray. Ep. 10 was good too. The way HomuHomu was depicted was good. I think in terms of the released form of anime works, going for a movie series instead of another TV series is a good way to establish it even further. I have high expectations of it.

>Mamoru Oshii (Japan Media Arts Festival judge)
>Madoka is the first "god-tier" anime since Evangelion.

>Yutaka Yamamoto
>Stop Cancelling Our Anime! Therefs no need for gself-estrainth with anime. There is no need to cancel Madoka. Now of all times, Madoka must keep crying out the truth of humanity.

>Kazuo Koike(Lone Wolf and Cub & Crying Freeman)
>There were many times I felt my heart rending when I watched Madoka Magica. I think it is a great thing to create such touching work. Gen Urobuchi, I could not have such ideas. I admit defeat.

>Shunji Suzuki
>Madoka might beat Eva, if it hasn't yet. It's not good for relics of the past to stay at the top forever.

>Ryusuke Hikawa (Japan Media Arts Festival judge)
>For the past decades I've wondered, "Why can't anybody make an anime with as much impact as Gundam using the power of the moe anime genre?" Madoka Magica made this wish come true.

PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS MESSAGE. I CAN JUST PICTURE YOU READING ALL THIS SHIT, WONDERING WHY I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND ANYTHING. YOU'LL GET SO FUCKING PISSED OFF YOU'LL FUCKING PUNCH A WALL AND FUCKING EAT EVERYTHING IN THE FRIDGE AND THEN WADDLE BACK UPSTAIRS AND QUOTE THIS SHIT AND SMASH THE FUCKING KEYBOARD WITH YOUR GIGANTIC, FAT HANDS AND SLOBBER PROFUSELY WHILE YOU POUND OUT SOME IDIOTIC REPLY, LIKE YOU COULD EVER EVER EVER FUCKING EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE SHEER HATRED I FEEL FOR YOU, THE BEST PART ABOUT IT IS THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY I'M JUST GOING TO LAUGH AT YOUR FAT, STUPID, UGLY, RETARDED, IDIOTIC, WORTHLESS, MANWHORE COCK-LOVING ASS! BUT IF YOU DON'T REPLY, I FUCKING -WIN-, BECAUSE I'VE SMACKED YOU DOWN LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE DIE MOTHERFUCKER.

Mugi awoke in a small room. This was not home. There were no keyboards. No Afternoon Tea Times. She was cold and alone. Terrified, she attempted to get to her feet, before realizing she was chained by her ankle to the wall, and she was in a strange set of clothes. A hand going to her head, she also realized that her hair had been cut short. Tears forming in her eyes, she felt a sickening fear in her stomach. The door suddenly opened, bringing with it an overwhelming stench of brewed coffee.

"...Is my darling Accelerator awake?" Stan Lee asked, standing in the doorway.

"A-Accelerator...?" Mugi asked, confused. "I...my name is Mu-" she screamed. Stan Lee, in an instant, had thrown a cup of something scalding hot onto her. It had gotten all over her thighs and forearms...coffee. She wasn't surprised. Tears freely falling, she struggled to get up once more, chain clinking in resistance.

"Accelerator, you know I don't like it when you struggle!" the man shouted, pain audible in his voice. "...don't be upset. I'll make it all better. I'll get Joey to make me some more coffee after we're finished..." he said, facial features contorted in a manic smile.

Mugi felt a sickening fear in the pit of her stomach. What did he mean by that...? "Please, you have the wrong person! Who am I dressed up as!? My ha-"

Stan Lee was on top of her, his tongue in her mouth.

The small girl felt bile rising in her throat as his thick coffee breath seemed to choke her. She felt him swirling his tongue around her own, and desperately tried to pull away, but to no avail.

>>65890516
They haven't banned anyone yet because there wasn't really a reason for it.

Toonami is /a/ related (And not hated on Naruto level) and banning spammers would just put oil in the fire.

We all will come down and that will be the end.

>>65890565
PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS MESSAGE. I CAN JUST PICTURE YOU READING ALL THIS SHIT, WONDERING WHY I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND ANYTHING. YOU'LL GET SO FUCKING PISSED OFF YOU'LL FUCKING PUNCH A WALL AND FUCKING EAT EVERYTHING IN THE FRIDGE AND THEN WADDLE BACK UPSTAIRS AND QUOTE THIS SHIT AND SMASH THE FUCKING KEYBOARD WITH YOUR GIGANTIC, FAT HANDS AND SLOBBER PROFUSELY WHILE YOU POUND OUT SOME IDIOTIC REPLY, LIKE YOU COULD EVER EVER EVER FUCKING EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE SHEER HATRED I FEEL FOR YOU, THE BEST PART ABOUT IT IS THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY I'M JUST GOING TO LAUGH AT YOUR FAT, STUPID, UGLY, RETARDED, IDIOTIC, WORTHLESS, MANWHORE COCK-LOVING ASS! BUT IF YOU DON'T REPLY, I FUCKING -WIN-, BECAUSE I'VE SMACKED YOU DOWN LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE DIE MOTHERFUCKER.

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>>65890533
u are 1 ****ing cheeky **** mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with figmas lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum animes website that 1 of your faverite places to look at little girls u lil ****in pedo boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

The problem with /a/ is the fact that the anime they like are only current anime and most people from other boards hate moeshit. Guess what's 90% of modern anime? There either needs to be:
a) more acceptance to older anime, really only in /a/ is there hate for the good old stuff.
b)create a board for current anime.

This is why we can't have a proper anime discussion in this shithole, because of some retards from /v/ who keep whining here with their opinion which is as worthless as their bad taste in games. Keep your stupid buzzwords for yourselves, /v/irgins. Nobody cares about what you think about our animes, we're having fun with the animes we like.
Yes, fun. The word you hate. Got a problem? Then go suck a long and fat dick, scumbags.
/v/ keeps naysaying everything which isn't hipster enough for you even in other boards, you are a plague, a tumor which is out to destroy anything good left in this place.
I don't give a shit about what you say, you can buzzword me to hell if you want.
You'll never be accepted by us with your weeaboo antics, using shallow words like "niwaka" just to force a new meme down our throats.
Why don't you take your shit to that kindergarden of a board where you come from?
TAKE YOUR DAILY DOSE, DUBS AND ALL THE GARBAGE FROM YOUR SHITTY CULTURE BACK TO YOUR OWN BOARD, YOU MISERABLE PILE OF SHIT.
BACK TO /v/.
BACK TO /v/.
BACK TO /v/.
BACK TO /v/.
BACK TO /v/.
BACK TO /v/.
BACK TO /v/.
BACK TO /v/.

>>65890566
"Accelerator...don't fight me. I'll scald you right in your ass...well. I know I'll be scalding you with my willy, but after that..." Stan Lee whispered, breath hot in her ear. "Let's get you out of those clothes...I've got to discuss an X-Men and Yotsuba&! crossover with a good japanese friend of mine..."

Mugi couldn't move as she felt her top being slowly pulled off. Her burns ached horribly, and him straddling her like that wasn't helping...oh god, why her?!

The seconds seemed to last years as she was slowly stripped naked from the top up. Openly crying, her body was heaving with sobs.

"Oh, Accelerator...it's okay. I know it hurts, but soon enough you'll feel all better..." his tongue traced her ear, before suckling on the lobe gently. His hands were gently rubbing her sides, before going up to her chest.

"Wha-...my dear, when on earth did you get breasts?" the elderly man asked, confused. Mugi screamed in protest.

"I'm Mugi! Tsumugi Akiyama! I play the keyboard! I'm in a band! I'm in love with Mio-" a hand down her pants. He gently stroked her pubic hair, before beginning to rub her slit.

A low moan escaped her, just barely. "St-Stan Lee..." she whispered, trying to fight her natural urges.

"...Yes, Accelerator?" he asked, crazed passion in his eyes. His erection was creating quite the bulge in his pants, and it was clear the comic writer was packing heat.

>no timecube spam
You spammers are plebs.

Spamming will just lead to someone making another thread just to piss you off
Just saiyan

I particularly like the "anything I don't like is not REAL anime" shit. What makes something REAL anime versus FAKE anime? This is why I can't stand the [as] crowd, they mistakenly believe that because they never watched anything but ninjas, giant robots, and space operas, that those are all anime ever was until a couple years ago, and continuously bash everything else.

Then when there is a current anime with a giant robot or spaceship, they just turn around and deride it for being a blatant ripoff of an earlier show, simply for having that one thing in common. After all this they wonder why both the anime industry and the fandom want nothing to do with them anymore.

>>65890590
It's not hate for the old stuff, It's hate for people who watched 3 anime and think all shows should be like that and then shit up this post and complain in every thread about how the show is not manly enough.
At least it's like that for me.

Remember that these faggots also love accel and think he saved /a/ and protected 'board culture'. This is what these faggots really believe, and this is the reason why /a/ is shit.

>>65890624
And they will spam it again.
What a never ending circle of autism.

>>65890590
So we have to cater to the whims of a bunch of fags from /v/ and /co/? Sounds like a plan.

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>>65890589
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, an overflowing latrine, a big suck on a sour lemon. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, a stinking snotrag, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned their bastard whelp at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. Go eat shit and die.

>>65890610
'No!' she thought to herself, before catching a faint glimpse of herself reflected in his glasses. Oh...oh god. She was...she was dressed up like this...Accelerator thing! What was an accelerator anyways? A car part? Why would a car dress like this?!

"Get off me!" she yelled, slapping at his face and neck.

"Shut the fuck up, Accelerator! I've spent thousands of dollars trying to find you, and you're going to love me whether you like it or not!" he yelled back, tears in his eyes. He wasn't even making sense...a single finger slid inside of her.

"St-Stan! Stop it now!" she said, cheeks growing hot as he began to suck on her collarbone. Mugi couldn't enjoy this...not with this man. Not as some 'accelerator'...she continued to sob as he pulled her pants and underwear down to her ankles.

"Oh, how I've been waiting..." he moaned, unzipping his pants.

He was...he was going to have sex with her. Mugi knew it was going to happen, and she only began to sob harder as the man took his shirt off. "I'll make you feel...incredible." he said, removing his finger from her vaginal orfice.

She shut her eyes tightly, hoping to god this was a nightmare...her eyes snapped open as his finger began poking at her anus. "Nooo!" she shouted, flailing as best she could. She tried to push him off, desperately, her burns absolutely screaming with pain.

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>>65890650
Stop being so elitist.
We have /jp/ for a reason.

>>65890644
0/10
A few retards here and there is not the whole board, nice try though.

>>65890606
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>>65890654
"Shh...shhh..." he coo

Two fingers slid into her so quickly it was like someone had fired a bullet straight into her butthole. "Fuwaaaaa!" she screamed, frantically trying to crawl backwards to get his elderly fingers out of her anus. It was so hot...and two fingers was painful enough already...his entire dick would absolutely kill her!

"P-please stop..." she cried out, as he fingerfucked her whimpering ass.

"Accel, listen...I need you. I love you more than anything I've created. I love you more than coffee. More than the moon, the sky, the earth...more than Spiderman and the X-Men. You're the only one for me." as Stan Lee placed a gentle kiss on her lips, Mugi found herself unable to fight back...

Stan Lee lowered himself, gently grasping her reddened thighs and placing them on his shoulders. "You ready, darling?"

Without thinking, she nodded.

He poured more of the coffee on his raging boner, moaning as it audibly scalded his tender dick flesh. A split second later, he slowly prodded the tip into her ass, moaning out Accelerator's name as he fit half his cock inside.

"A-Ah...Stan..." Mugi moaned out, as she felt him begin to play with her breasts, gently squeezing her nipples. "Ah...Stan...let me be your Accelerator!" she shouted, hands grabbing the sides of his face, pulling him closer. She licked at his lips like a wild animal until he responded with his own tongue. They entered a small tongue war, until their lips finally connected in a deep, wet kiss.

>>65890677
Yeah, to discuss touhou because it was shitting up /a/

>lol u so autism.

>>65890555
But Zoids is part of Toonami, that means its open for discussion. Is it me or are Command Wolves doomed in each series? First, Brad's get destroyed and replaced by Shadowfox and then Irvine's has its core placed into a Lightning Saix.