>>65591781
Don't have to. I hang out with you guys on here.

Because I don't know any /a/nons.

Would be awkward as fuck, not to mention why the fuck would I want to watch anime together with somebody?

Because /a/non isn't a cute girl doing cute things. Just another neck beard or a 3DPD

>leaving my house for social, recreational interaction

Really, OP?

>>65591781
Are there even any other /a/nons from chicago?

>>65591950
>third largest city in US
>"are there any other anons?"

Because /a/nons from my country are almost non-existent.

because if we hangout then we wont be anons anymore

I would want to meet on in real life, but to talk over skype or somethinh would be cool.

Every "/a/non" i've came across in real life is either a Narutard or a Goth kid with shit taste.

Then you get those people who claim to be experts in the fucking medium when they've only seen 5 shows in total. 3 being the Big three and the other two usually being something by Gainax.

Because it'd be awkward and/or gay.

>>65592015
ignore "then"

I wouldn't get within 15 feet of any of you faggots in real life.

Why would i want to discuss anime with someone whose tastes are objectively inferior?

Because I am black and you all hate me because of that fact.
Why would I want to hang out with people who hate me?

>>65592069
I know!

The airplane trip along would cost a fortune!

So glad the Internet keeps us connected.

>>65592122
I don't hate dark fellows

>>65592122
>implying you don't wish you weren't a nigger

Because I'm afraid of people, and you would probably steal my stuff if you came over my house. Oh, and what is there to say but:

"You're waifu a shit."
"Don't make fun of her she is pure maiden."

Oh, and it would be nothing but fat, hairy neckbeards cumming on each other saying "onii-chan, cum in my asspussy."

But I wouldn't have it any other way, since you people are my 'friends'.

>>65592122
>implying black people aren't the most accepting of Chinese cartoons and therefore friend to all who watch them

But I did.
I watch Nichijou together with my friend.
He never went to /a/.

>Yooo _____, nice seeing you here xD. See you tomorrow!

That's why.

>>65592122
A-As long as you don't beat me up I'll be friends with you.

>Perth, Australia.
There are probably five of us on here.

>in english class
>someone says a characters in the book we are reading is a pedo
>some guy mentions lolis
>girl asks him what a loli is
>he actually explains it

her face when

Because two X-chromosomes make me the enemy to all of /a/

>>65592162
This. Every black guy I have met watches at least one anime, be it a long running action series, or a cutsey moe show. They also hide their power levels fantastically.

>>65592122
I don't care whether someone is a nigger or not as long as they can fucking speak English properly. It's that niggerspeak that pisses me off.

Because I hate small talk. And there's nothing to discuss about in anime.

because it will end up like this
>Have you seen _____
>yea that was so awesome
>Yea....

or

>Have you seen ____
>no
>yea... watch it, it's really good.

Granted I haven't discusses anime with /a/nons. That's just the convos I have with my 'regular' friends.

>>65592196
And don't you forget it.

>>65592122
You are a credit to your people.

>>65592156
/a/non bros for life.

>>65592208
>They also hide their power levels fantastically.

They don't even have to do that, because no one will give them shit for it.

>>65592196
I'd hang out with you, I'm a chick too.

>>65592269
>>65592196
We're all little girls here.

>>65592288
Pic related, its me.

I'd most likely end up sprinting away if I did somehow run into an anon in real life.

>>65592122
I have no problem with black people. One condition of friendship is that you call me 'ma nigga'

Because no Chilean anons, well maybe there are, but i bet they're the /v/ meme-spouting kind.

>>65592317
Wow, you're a slut.

I would gladly watch some relaxing shit with an /a/non.
Cuddle in a nice, fluffy blanket when it's really cold, drink some nice, warm Chamomile tea while watching some Hidamari Sketch and take a nice, long nap while holding hands.

Am I a fucked up person, /a/?

>>65592122
Can we fistbump every time we meet and depart?

>>65592335
Only if you respond to him, "you're mine too."

>>65592317
lewd

I hate everyone in my continent.

I don't think I know any /a/nons.
Also who would wanna watch anime with me? It's, like, 90% cartoon tits flopping around. Most people do not like that.

But I do. 5 of us just marathonned Moyashimon a couple days ago. And we all thought it was excellent. My bro's favorite part was the trap.

>>65592411

What about that commando anon that we talked to for a bit?

Because I bathe everyday.

And most of you don't.

>>65592196
It you let me lick your toes I'll hang out with you.

I tried hanging out with /a/nons once.
It was fun.
Marathoned some Hokuto no Ken, and cracked jokes about Rin being ripped in half by Kaioh's massive erection.
Chill with a bro every time a new episode of Fate/Zero is released, and convinced him to play Fate/Stay Night.

>>65592432
Everyone.

If "/a/non" are anything like /soc/ faggots such as yourself then I'm glad I don't.

>>>MAL
>>>facebook

I just want to masturbate another /a/non awkwardly and browse /a/ with them.

Because I barely watch or enjoy anime I just come here for the storytimes every now and then.

>>65592208
>in mezz change room
>black guy 1:yo you watch that new naruto episode
>black guy 2:yo nigga tobi got the rinnigan
>black guy 3:what how did he get it
>black guy 1:he killed konan and got it from pain
>black guy 3:she was a weak bitch
>black guy 2:nah man she is stong and fucked tobi up so bad he has to use the izinagi
>black guy 3:black guy 3 what that nigga has the izinagi now shits gettin real
>black guy 2:i still say wu tang bee is gonna fuck him up
>black guy 1: wu tang be is mah nigga

>>65592516

For some reason, black people love Naruto.

>>65592516

I made motions to get friendly with some anons nearby the other day, but nothing came of it.

Which is probably just as well considering I have zero interest in most of the Shiite airing right now.

>>65592462

This is also why.

And I think it's pretty pointless watching anime with other people. I like to enjoy it in my own company for a reason.

>>65592535
And moeshit. They never have good taste.

>>65592535

Well, she's not an /a/non, but we do talk about anime sometimes.

3DPD

Because I'm a slut and I'd probably ending up trying to fuck them.

>>65592516

Because chances are any /a/non I run into is going to be some fucking underage kid from /v/. I'd sooner friend normals than you assholes. I'll stay home thanks.

>>65592550
You don't watch anime with your waifu?

>>65592588
What's a moeshit?

Actually I did hangout with a /a/non.

We found each other at Basic. I think it was day before RLI. We were just talking and we were talking about what we were doing back in out states for fun. Since I lived in the fucking of middle of nowhere in Connecticut. I used to play paintball so just shared that. This fucker spouts that he watches anime and me and my buddy just both fucking look at him weird. And my buddy literally says "those japanese cartoons?". So after some while we just get the convo back up and we started talking about facebook and somehow 4chan came up. Same guy spouts out that he visits /a/. So we just talked for a while. Really nice guy tho gets excited too much sometimes. Don't know if he get's on anymore.

I dunno, it seems fine but the odds of me calling the other person a faggot and driving off would be too great

this is /a/ after all

you could probably weed through a lot of them by simply asking about their "animu resume"

>>65592538
oh man you thing that is something you should have seen them when one of them found out how to get pokemon on his iphone

and these are the guys who hit the club everyday and get into fistfights at lunch

If this thread represents the selection of people I could watch anime with, I'd rather not. Fuck off normalfag scum.

>>65592729
You'd just get a 3x3 thread response. Nobody would give their honest answer.

>>65592186
How does one "xD" irl?

>>65592248
Not true, they probably get more shit than anyone else for liking "stupid animu" and being a pussy because its not something that they're normally expected to do

>>65592156

Holly shit that was funny.

>>65592783
They literally say xD.

>>65592465
it's only awkward if you make it awkward.

>>65592783

I jokingly say "exdee so fanni" to myself when I see someone trying to hard on 4chan.

I'm still trying to forget the day when I screamed
>OHHHHHHH ONII-CHAN NO OCHINCHIN SUKI!! IKKUUUUUUUU ONIIIII-CHAN

in his car.

I think he forgot it.
Or not.
I don't know why the fuck I did this shit.

>>65592813
Right. And awkward is best.

also, I'm fucking 32 with a preggers wife... I mean, it's weird enough that I'm probably one of the most well-watched anon on the board, but what am I gonna talk about to a 17 year old that honestly thinks his 30 or so series makes hum an animu expert?

>>65592783
Speaking of which, didn't we always used to write it as "XD"? When did we make the switch to "xD"?

>>65592842
smochi pls go

>Find an /a/non in Mexico

>>65592842

>>65592875

>>65592623
mah nigga right here wu tang bee aint nuthin to fuck with

I wouldn't mind hanging out with /a/nons but I'm not going to go out of my way to find them. Also I talk to /a/nons on vent sometimes. mostly tripfags that do nothing but play league

>>65592893

If you think that's weird, you should hear me when I'm playing league.

Good thing you never will.

>>65591781

I do this. It ain't bad. Spending the weekend with friend to watch anime and discuss about it. We also discuss about games espcially erogame like Sengoku Rance, Daiteikoku, Big Bang Age, Kamidori etc. and compare our progresses lol.

I watch anime with my girlfriend; she is an /a/non. Does that count?

>>65592875

>>65592935
I want to hear you when you're masturbating and moaning softly..

But I do hangout with an /a/non. He's my best only friend.

We discuss anything from the anxiety and depression issues we have, to the weird fetishes we've picked up and how shitty his tastes are.

We've been watching Cromartie and we've been enjoying it.

No, there's no games of pretend but its quite awesome regardless.

>>65592516

>>65592968

No.

>>65592988
Come on.

At least describe it.

Any /a/nons around Louisville? 'Cept you Captain. I already know you

>>65593003

I didn't even make moaning noises the one time I tried masturbating.

I only have one friend I talk to in real life. He thinks everything I like is shit. He sticks to dubs only; so I can't talk to him about stuff airing. Oh, and he is an obnoxious brony. "Oh, love and peace and acceptance - [X] pony is best! Royal Wedding!" its so fucking annoying.
Why am I friends with him? I only need you guys anyway.

>>65592936

>lol

That's my limit, i'm out

>>65592973
>No, there's no games of pretend but its quite awesome regardless.

Whats the point then? Isn't that what meeting /a/nons is all about?

I don't know if I'd meet any of you all. Awkward.

>>65593032
How disappointing. Why are you so broken? Women are supposed to moan a lot.

>>65593110
> Isn't that what meeting /a/nons is all about?

Not really. It's awkward at first, but then it gets easy and you'll probably meet somebody that you will connect with on a very deep level. I'm not kidding, I tell him stuff that I don't tell anybody.

>>65593154

I'm a deformed product with tons of factory-made errors.

The fact that I'm a tripfag should clue you in on that.

>>65593220

Go back to your hole.

I would if I found some, as long as we discuss /a/ as little as possible. I don't have a problem with people mentioning something from 4chan every once in a while, but real life and 4chan need to stay separate. I'd still love to meet someone else in real life who isn't a narutard and who also likes anime/manga other than what airs on cartoon network, I never have though.

So any /a/nons in Vegas?

>>65593173
>>65592973

>how shitty his tastes are.

Boy, that must be awkward if you ever run into him on /a/

>implying anyone who prefers Kuroneko can claim superior taste.
You're still my bro though, bro

>>65593507

I've heard you can metabolize some vitamin D if you go in the sunlight.

Might be worthy of investigation.

>>65593592

It's true. I got blood-work results today and I have about 50% of the recommended amount of Vitamin D. Doctor asked if I go outside that often. He knows. ;_;

I'd be in for pretend. But then I fap and stop caring.

>>65593662

i can just get lightbulbs that do the work. they use them for breeding animals indoors

>>65593582
Shit, I've been found.

I was joking. Hey, at least we agreed that Kirino is a bitch.

>>65593797

Spoken like a true /a/non.