>>64502514

What does, exactly?

>>64502514
>he never saw an Asian under the light

It's called grease. Japs don't shower.

What does?

What, lighting?

The fuck are you on about?

Hair?

>>64502514
Congratulations, you have proven yourself a true basement dweller of basement dwellers this day.

I tried to tell a guy I know that they do have that sheen after he had asked what that shit in their hair was.

He didn't believe me.

>>64502575
>>64502583
>>64502635
>>64502633
>>64502606

>>64502710
Seriously? You can see that on anyone with straight hair.

>>64502746
OP, why are you so fucking stupid.

>>64502514
Berserker?

>>64502746
Seriously?

You posted a thread because of that?

>>64502746
You've never seen that?

>>64502710

it's called hair, and it does that for everyone.

>>64502746
Omedetou.

>>64502746
That's normal if you have smooth, silky hair.

>/a/'s face when this thread

Oh, guess this thread didn't go exactly as planned, eh OP?

>>64502814
That's the problem with OP

Is this a new low?

>>64502746
You cannot be this dumb.

Nigger, what the fuck.

OP confirmed for having shit quality hair, or for never using a shampoo.

Op confirmed for dirty neckbeard

the fuck did you think that shit was, pudding?

My little OP can't be this slow.

OP has never seen clean hair.
Maybe he hasn't left home since birth and nobody in his family bathes.
How horrifying.

>>64502746
reflection of light exists!

OP IS A FAGGOT

Holy shit, what the fuck is up with /a/ today? It's like every person is dumbfounded by the most common things. Next thing you know someone will ask why the sky is blue.

>>64502746
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you have made my fucking day Anon.

Well, to be fair
>/a/
>bathing

>>64502926

HOLY SHIT, I SEE IT.

Save yourself from humiliation. Delete this thread.

What, you thought the artist just pulled this stuff out of their ass? Really?

Not everyone has curly hair, OP.

>>64502948
I shower daily.

>>64502943
I've always wondered, is space blue too?

Japanese men also have permanent bed head right on the back which is frequently represented in anime/manga as well.

>>64502948
>Not bathing
I want to smell like a pretty little girl while I'm watching pretty little girls being pretty little girls. Faggot.

>>64502945
>confirmed for being impressed by the simplest of observations

>>64502986
sure

>OP's face after this thread

>>64502926

>Sean Connery

>scottish

>mom


>not mum

Fuck.

>>64502989
Ask /sci/

>>64502977
>post Anonymously
>humiliation

You know, there's a reason why I act like a retard on purpose here and shitpost everyday. And I'm pretty sure OP feels the same way too, and 90% of /a/.

>>64502948
>>64503010
You should really bathe. You wouldn't want to be shocked by clean hair.

>>64502995
Does it not apply to everyone?

>>64502514
>>64502746

>>64503044
I always feel humiliated, I feel humiliated now. This post might not stay here for long.

I'm holding office hours right now and laughing out loud like a retard. People probably think I'm crazy.

Thanks, OP.

>>64502989
Yea and you don't weight anything on the moon.

omg guys its real

the fuck? my hair only shines like that if i don't wash my hair again after ~20 hours. how can not knowing the existence of this phenomenon be an indicator of knowing someone doesn't wash their hair?

>>64502995
KIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>64503155
Japanese confirmed for wearing wigs

>>64502514
This thread reminds me of the time some guy made an Oreimo thread where he circled something on a wall in Kuroneko's room and posted something like "wtf lol is this a sex toy?," and everyone had to tell the poor fuckass that it was a goddamned curling iron.

It actually exists...

>>64503187
Your hair is fucking dry, use a decent conditioner.

>>64503264
that was hilarious

Congratulations.

>>64503187
>not using conditioner or moisturizer

>>64503273
What has science done?

Don't know what's going on in this thread

>>64503008
It's not that he pointed it out, He just made a thread expecting everyone to know what he is on about, I laughed.

OMG GUYS ITS REAL!

>>64503273
why are they naked though

Jus tlike my animes.

>>64503366
>>64503273
They're playing a game of pretend.

>>64503273
why is that picture flipped

>>64503366
They're going to reenact Pico to Chico

Holy shit! It actually exists!

ITT faggot jap immigrants that don't know what it's like to live surrounded by a glorious curly hair master race community

HOLY SHIT, TOKYO TOWER REALLY EXIST!

>>64503362
now we know who the main character in this class is

OH MY GOD AIRPLANES EXIST?

>>64503456
>curly hair
>glorious

>>64503456
Curly hair reflects light too you retard.

>>64503456

You know that curly hair can reflect light as well right? illumination makes you ponder.

>>64503362
lost it

I wish I was reborn as a Japanese.

I almost want to believe in Hinduism, so that there's a chance, when I die, I can be a japanese boy. Or girl. Then I will know japanese.

;_;

Learning Hiragana, katakana and then Kanji, and then learning all the japanese words, then learning how to listen to spoken japanese, is truly suffering.

I'm only up to the katakana part.

Are you fucking kidding OP? My hair was like that until I was 14, and I'm not even Asian

>>64503456
>curly hair
>master race

>>64503591
I don't, the country doesn't seem like a great place to live.

>>64503362

>>64503362

He's in THAT SEAT.

>>64503456
Congratulations! You just joined the dum-dum community along with OP.

>>64503362
Why is tere a lilo and stitch thing on the back wall?

>>64503591
kanji is a pain, though maybe that's because i failed chinese, i suppose im a disgrace to being chinese

>>64503591
>hinduism
>japan

>>64503456
>doesn't live in the nordic countries where everyone have blonde straight hair
seriously hope

>>64503466

Who the fuck decided to have a tower over a fucking building?

>>64503264
My sides, I wish I'd seen that

>>64503647

I noticed that too.

>>64503591
Japan is a shit country with shit people. They produce decent forms of entertainment, but there's no reason to be a fucking weeaboo about it.

Japan sucks. I've been there. It's a nice vacation location, but I'd never actually want to live there.

>>64503656
He's talking about Hindu reincarnation, not saying that Japanese practice Hinduism.

>>64503656
Hinduism -> reincarnation
Reincarnation -> Jap

>>64503621
from what i've heard its fairly clean and respectful
which is in contrast to china and taiwan, which are dirty and noisy

>>64503680
I don't see a problem with it.

>>64503712
It's still retarded though. According to Hindus, everyone gets reincarnated, not just the Hindus.

BREAKING NEWS
LIGHT REFLECTS OFF OBJECTS
SCIENTISTS ARE BAFFLED

>>64503466
Holy Hell.

It's real?

>>64503755
Right, and he wants to believe in it. As in, he wants it to be true.

>>64503591
>Learn Hiragana in 2 days, Katakana in 1 day.
>Study the shit out of grammar through TaeKim, get most of the basic conjugations down in a few weeks alongside particle usuage.
>Learn 246 Bushu in about a week, redrawing it over and over.
>Read Oreimo LN 6 with help of JED on my android thanks to the furigana in LNs.

This all happened in the space of 6 months. Not perfect Japanese, but more than enough to navigate around mostly Otaku talk/Middle school level vocabulary/grammar.

And I didn't even have to be reborn or shit! Just took a little hard work. But if you actually applied yourself in life, you probably wouldn't be a neckbeard. Being you IS truly suffering.

>>64503591

Just give up.

Unless you stick with it for about 10 years, and live in Japan, and immerse yourself in japanese, and speak with japanese people in japanese, you'll never really be able to watch anime and read manga raw.

You just won't. You need to be born and brought up in goddamn Nippon school. That's the simple and hard truth.

People who really stuck with it, you're fucking crazy.

How's it feel to not have god tier straight black hair plebs?

>>64503809
Ken-sama tried hard.

>>64503809
You lying whore.

>>64503855
Not hard enough if that's all it took for him to drown

>>64503837
I have.

I'm losing it though. Balding is a fucking bitch ;_;

>>64503807

You didn't bother with Kanji though?

Can you seriously get away with ignoring Kanji so you can read manga/watch animu?

>>64503837
Feels like you're jealous of my luxurious curls.

>>64503655
Don't worry bro, I also failed chinese;straight Rs when I was learning Cantonese.

>>64503904

Shave it ALL off.

Don't be balding. Be bald.

>>64503591
you want to be born as a japanese so you will have to go through the same things except as a child? that's fucking retarded, and it's a stupid language too that only has interest because of anime and manga

>>64503962
Hey there fellow curlbro. How's having such a beautiful and attractive head of hair?

Oh wait, I already know it's awesome.

It actually exists....

>>64503837
I have straight black hair.

I once got complimented on my hair by a barber.

>>64503625
>I wanted that seat.

>>64504008

>stupid language

>implying their phonetic based syllabics aren't the greatest fucking thing ever

>>64504026
Why does she only have one nunchaku

>>64504085
By that logic, Korean is the best language in the world.

>>64504026
That's a nice looking flute.

>>64504026
Hair dirudo.

>>64504026
to be fair i think those usually have a power cord, unless that loop next to it that's not connected is it...

>>64504085
>learning an irrelevant language
Sorry, it's Mandarin or bust.

>>64504026
Is that some kind of laser sword?

This thread man, this thread.

My sides are laughing on their own.

>>64503904
>>64503982
And then draw yourself a third eye in the center of your forehead

My hair's either amazingly straight, and easy to style, looks sexy as fuck, or it looks like a fucking badger is on top of my head, it gets so horribly messy and warped.

>>64504136
some don't have a power cord

>>64503591
Japanese society is crap. I wouldn't want to live in one permanently.

>>64504085
>needlessly complex language
>greatest anything

PREPARE YOURSELVES GUYS, WHEN YOU OPEN THIS YOU WONT BELIEVE AND HAVE TO SCREAM AND CERTAIN PHRASE.

>>64504147
> Not getting it tattooed.

Pleb.

>>64504143
It's a lightsaber.

I wonder if the generally ecchi nature of anime and manga is a product of japanese society, and it's ultra strict regimentation.

>>64504242
Ruined by the filename.

>>64504181
hmm, well then i guess i don't know enough about them, not that i should, but i can't imagine battery power source being sufficient

>>64504242
EEEEEEEEH?!

>>64502514
>>64502746

>>64504252
>not geting enhancement surgery

>>64504242
Masaka?!

>>64504264

bingo.

its called light reflection you fucking retard

>>64503941
I didn't "ignore" Kanji per say, but Kanji takes a ridiculously long time to drill into memory. You have to see a Kanji character (in my experince) 8-12 times to memorize the Kun yomi+ On Yomi+reading. So instead of sitting my ass down and forcing my ass to learn Kanji by redrawing it and drilling it into my brain, I watched animu and mangus to look up the Kanji individually. That way you understand the context they are usually used and such.

I don't touch Mecha/Historical/Mythical Anime/mango, because the Kanji get ridiculously hard. Stick to slice of life and some shonen/shoujo when you start off (ToraDora! Oreimo, Kimi ni todoke, Minami-Ke). Look up the Kanji you are not unfamiliar with until it gets drilled into your head.

>>64504242
Anyone else see a giant cloud squid on the bottom?

>>64504276
so cute :3

>>64503809
>it's impossible to learn an easy language
nigger, nipponese has nothing on my mother tongue

>>64504085
>phonetic based syllabics
>great

Nope, that is far from efficient.

>>64504242

>>64504313
No, that's a down-pointing arrow.

>>64504313
No but I do see the giant ten gallon hat.

>>64504284
> Not obtaining the third eye through enlightenment

>>64504313
I see a top hat

It actually exists....

>>64504318
This. It's really not that hard. With decent grammar and furigana you can read most VNs pretty easily.

>>64504409
I FUCKING LOVE SANDWICHES

>>64504026
>NEW HORRIBIE

>>64504409
Jelly donuts are fucking delicious.

>>64504409
No shit, there's a donut shop within walking distance from my place.

>>64504409
OMFG!!!!!!!

>>64504409
What a pleb.

>>64504409
How come the jelly donuts are screaming

>>64504307

Ah, I see.

Do you intend on learning the 2000+ kanji though?

I remember learning hiragana, it was getting to the point where I was remembering the stuff I had just learnt, then forgetting the hiragana I had learnt earlier, like ka, ki, ku, ke, ko and sa, shi, su, se, so.

For real, I was almost starting to believe the myth of stuff going in one ear and going out of the other.

OP, I can't even laugh about this. I'm genuinely sad at how fucking stupid you are.

>>64504577

And, even after hours and hours of drilling, it wasn't really getting much better.

OK GUYS I'M GOING TO WARN YOU NOW DON'T OPEN THIS IF YOU HAVE WEAK STOMACH OR JUST EATEN, I JUST FOUND THIS I GET FUCKING BELIEVE THIS EXISTS.

DON'T SAY I DIDN'T FUCKING WARN YOU NIGGER!

>>64504640

>>64504640
Stop trying to fit in.

>>64504640

>>64504307
How the fuck do you even look it up though? There are fucking thousands of them and unless I can copy and paste it is nearly impossible.

>>64504640

Fucking disgusting.

>>64504242
>>64504640
You're not funny

>>64504640

>>64504307
>>64504577
I think you're just stupid.

Reposting something that WILL make you fall out of your seat.

>>64504640
Joke's on you, I'm just using it to get out of class.

>>64504684
http://jisho.org/kanji/radicals/ Click the pictures.

>>64503837
Feels good. I have god tier straight brown hair.

>>64504667
Implying im not the guy who did the seat and the sky.

>>64504750
That's forbidden.

>>64504143
It's a vibrator.

She has obviously used it recently and hung it out to dry.

>>64502514

I support this thread, OP. Apparently we're both idiots.

>>64504766
>implying it wasn't obvious

>>64504708

J-j-j-j-jokes on you, I-I-I was j-j-j-just p-p-p-p--p-p-pretending to be retarded.

Gyabo~~!

>>64504723

>>64504723

>Implying wavy hair isn't superior
Enjoy your shit-tier genes

>>64504955
>male
>wavy hair
I guess it's good if you like sucking dicks.

>>64504995
>Not being a trap
You neckbeards will always be unhappy.

>>64505033
>trap
3D traps are disgusting, man-chinned abominations with big hands.

>>64504307
lol drilling kanji and not just studying it like any asian does, man feels good to be asian sometimes

kanji isn't even all that hard, just learn the base meanings, know the different sounds and the contexts used for them and viola, its slightly harder than studying chinese but still very easy if you base your kanji learning off of context versus rote memorization

chinese on the other hand, well just memorize shit, 10k+, and generaly all the important idioms used in the language

>rarely wash my black hair
>it gets really greasy and reflects more light than the usual ring, every lock of hair has it's own flash of white
>when I'm out mom forces me to get a haircut
>walking towards barber seat and the hair cutting lady asks if my hair is wet
>"no.."
>asks me if I put gel in it
>I just go with it and say yeah
>makes me go over to the washing station and washes it before she even starts to cut

>mfw second time it's happened
>mfw years ago the first time she said it was a complementary washing and then charged me for it
that cunt should've just denied me service so I didn't blow $9 on dumb shit

>>64505346
That could have been avoided if you fucking took showers, you stinky bastard.

>>64505346
>when I'm out mom forces me to get a haircut
High school is suffering

>>64505346
You could just practice basic hygiene.

>>64505346
your hair must smell like roses.

seriously, higiene, do you know it?

>>64505346
>rarely washing greasy hair
Just wash your goddamn hair kid

>>64505485
I'm 22

If I wash it everything bushes up leave me alone. Also I hate being wet.

>>64504742
>Try to use it to translate something
>None of the thingies look anything like in the kanji

I'm slowly starting to lose hope that I'll ever learn moon enough to play iDOLM@STER, it's frustrating as hell because I burned through hiranga/kata yet I can't get Kanji down.

Fucking China, fuck you.

>>64505346
You could, you know, wash it before getting it cut.

>>64505650
Sure you are, bro.
Don't worry. Once you're out of high school, you can let it grow out more and wear all the black you want

>>64505650
You sound 12.
Jesus you must be disgusting to be around.

>>64505650
im going to guess you can't swim

>>64505650
>22
>forced by his mother to get a haircut
Yeah okay

>>64505671
I think it was a spur of the moment thing when he was out with his mother shopping for handbags.

>>64502746
Wow, why are you so fucking stupid?

>>64505346
I remember in highschool I always had super greasy hair too, but it was because I couldn't wash it otherwise it would get extremely frizzy and turn into a horrible abomination that would take weeks to get back to normal, so I'd never touch it, I don't know why it would get like that, I tried every shampoo/conditioner known to man.

And it really pisses me off, so many kids gave me shit for it, so I shaved my head but then they gave me even more shit because I looked incredibly weird as fuck since my face was so feminine.

So fuck you man, go wash your fucking hair you piece of shit.

For the record, as soon as I turned 18, for some reason, my hair went back to being normal, now I can was it with any shampoo or anything and it's all fine and normal now, what the fuck puberty.

>>64505659

Everyone burns through Hira/kata, it's fucking easy.

Just learn 5 till you know them 100%, learn another 5 in addition to the ones you just learnt, and keep going till you've done it all. Takes a few hours of solid, focused work.

Kanji is fucking disgusting though. It's so goddamn stupid, it shouldn't exist.

>>64502514
>not knowing what this is
>not knowing it exists
everyone in this thread is stupid.

>>64505954
Nah, you win for being unable to read

>>64505909

>>64505650
I've got the same problem, that's my main motivation for doing it. It takes at least 3 days for it to finally stop being frizzed up. I look like shit with short hair, even greasy medium length is better.

>>64506129

You probably just think that yourself.

Every man looks good with short hair.

men have always meant to have short hair. You just want to look like some anime character, like the homolusting faggot weeaboo that you are.

>>64503809
No that's just because you're fucking retarded. I've been learning moon for like 6 months and I can read manga with furigana and understand almost everything. Japanese is easy if you actually try to learn it properly.

>>64506275

>he has to use children's reading aid

AHAHAHA FAGGOT

>>64503395

So my best bro came up to me one day all decked in a blue wig and uniform of Konata from Lucky Star. He looked so girly and sexy, my boner couldn't help but be aroused, especially when he started taking off his clothes. I asked him, "Are you serious?" and he said, "Yup."

I couldn't speak for the longest time, so he asked me, "What's the matter?" I said I'm just confused, but then my boner got really hard as he took off my clothes. Before I knew it, we were kissing each other and he was stroking my dick. I yelped, "Oh God, Konata!" as he blew me till I came.

I then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and then I fucked him in the ass. I screamed all sorts of things, like how delicious his ass is, and how hard I came inside his 17-year-old ass. A few hours later, I realized the error of my ways. Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay. But he grabbed my shoulder, his face smelling lightly of bleach and reassured, "Let's just pretend I'm still Konata."

Pic related. It's my best bro wearing a Konata costume.

>>64506129
My hair used to frizz up too, when I was younger and it was longer.
>one day in the car I ask my mom for a hair straightener
>dad gets angry and asks me if I'm a homosexual

>>64506767
Your dad sounds like a douche

>>64506767
Well. Are you?

>>64506767

Door-san just wants the best for you.

>>64506767
My dad would do the same shit too.
>Ask for a straightener
>Are you gay?
>Wanna dye my hair black
>Are you gay?
>Buy bodywash and shampoo because we are all out
>Are you gay?

What the fuck dad.

>>64507048
>Ask for a straightener
>Wanna dye my hair black
You do sound kinda gay though. At least bi.

>>64507048
well why do you want to dye your hair black?

>>64507144
Because it looks nice.

>>64507048

>wanting to dye hair

That's so fucking gay.

Even if you haven't done it yet, the intention is there.

You're definitely gay. Gay as gay can be. You're clinically gay.

Gayboy.

>>64507048
>dyeing your hair
I've got bad news son, you like dicks.

>>64507190

If you're going to dye your hair, Grey is the only acceptable color.

>>64507266
What? No it isn't.

>>64507048
>>64506767
>straightening hair

Faggots.

>>64507048
I think your dad may have been gay

>>64506767
>>64507048
I knew a guy my freshman year in college who straightened his hair every day. Found out last year that he ended up in one of those "gay reform" christian camps.

>>64507190
Don't worry son, we're all gay here.

>>64507259
>>64507223
Oh you guys..;_;

I remember whenever I'd hang out with my friends when I was 10, we'd go to their house and watch anime on VHS.

Upon returning home my dad would ask me if I was gay, because hanging out with friends is something gay dudes do apparently.

My dad has fucking issues man.

>>64507048
>>64507190

>using preteen anime girls as reaction images
>wanting to dye your hair, because it looks nice

wait what color is your hair?

>asking for a straightener

what are you gay, or are you borrowing it for your girlfriend? then you must be beta as fuck

>>64506767
>>64507048
>hair straightener
Definitely gay.

>>64507413
>>64507367

>>64507413
Now see, this guys dad seems kinda unstable and irrational. The other two anons' fathers have reason to question their sexuality.

>>64507413
ah, that would be your dad being gay

Where do you live faggot, Mexico ?

>>64507048
Your dad sounds gay

I had a hair straightener and my mom took it away because she said it was gay. Now I have to shave my head every 2 weeks otherwise it looks messed up

>>64507413
Your dad probably had a traumatic gay experience when he was younger

>>64507413
He's gay

>>64507413

No watching anime with a bunch of gay guys is a gay hobby, but you didn't understand because your a child and you were naturally following your gay instincts

have some delicious cookies it'll be alright

>>64507423
>he doesn't use preteen girls as reaction images
>he doesn't use them because of his inherent desire to become the little girl
Look at this faggot.

>>64507413
So having an involved father somehow makes him have issues? You should be grateful that your father cares enough about you to question your sexuality on a daily basis.

>this fucking thread
>starts out as greasy hair thread
>now a gay thread

I fucking love you guys

>>64507048
Is this you?

>>64507586
and little girls grow up to be sluts, who love dicks

So basically, what you are saying, is that you want to love dicks.

>>64507616
Yes

>>64507586

sorry just a food fag here. I don't use little reaction images because I forget to save them(or make my own) instead I put random images of food to make up for it.

>>64507633
>implying I would want to be a 3D girl
>implying 2D girls grow up

>>64507719
>>64502514

everyone who wants to be the little girl has an repressed or inner desire to have a massive dick inside of them. its a fact

>>64507719
You're right

2D girls go through timeskips to become adults, so that means you want the dick immediately instead of waiting for it

>>64507423
Dark Brown.
>>64507517
>>64507527
>>64507532
>>64507573
>>64507367
Might have more to do with the fact that my parents are both religious nuts.
>>64507584
Those look fucking delicious, it was Evangelion on VHS that we got from the library, by the way.
>>64507616
No, I would never let my facial hair grow that long, shit is gross.

>>64507849
>my parents are both religious nuts
Oh, it makes more sense.
Your dad was probably molested at church.

People actually wear these things, holy shit.

>>64507849
>religious nuts
gay
>Evangelion
also gay

>>64507799
Everyone who disagrees with me has a repressed desire to have a massive dick inside of them. its a fact.

>>64507849
>religious nuts
Raped by priest

>>64507849
>my parents are both religious nuts
Yeah you're definitely gay.

>>64507849
So now you are stealing from public libraries?

It's a wonder he didn't instill better religious morals into you, like not sucking dick.

>>64507427
>>64507423
>>64507413
>>64507392
>>64507223
>>64507084
I don't understand. How does wanting your hair to look good make you gay?

I've seen plenty of boys straighten their hair and dye it. There's even hair dye made specifically for men.

I've dyed/bleached my hair before and straightened it. But then again, I don't exactly meet the qualifications to be a gay male.

>>64507975
There are no qualifications

>>64507922
>better religious morals
What an oxymoron
>>64507975
>I've seen plenty of boys straighten their hair and dye it
Did they wear all black? Did they wear eyeliner? Did they have chains on their clothing? Did they slouch while standing and walking?

Does pubic hair shine like that if it's really straight?

>>64507975
>There's even hair dye made specifically for men
Yes, for men who's hair is graying. Not for little teenage fruits to play dress up with.

>>64507975
Caring to much.

Though I was born with thin, straight, black hair, so haha,

>>64508028
Mine isn't straight and it shines

>>64508014
>Did they wear all black?
No.
>Did they wear eyeliner?
Definitely not.
>Did they have chains on their clothing?
Not once.
>Did they slouch while standing and walking?
I'm not sure about this one.

>>64507975
Wanting your hair to look good and straightening it are not necessarily the same thing.

>>64507975
Unless your hair is really gray, there's no reason to die it to "look good"

>>64508098
did they ever attach dog tails to their pants and ask you to yiff with them?

I love this thread.

>>64508116
It is if you think it looks better that way.

>>64508171
If you're not gay, you wouldn't care.

>>64508206
Wanting your hair to not look like shit doesn't mean you like sucking cock

>>64508239
It does if you straighten it