Jesus, i didn't know that. That's terrible even if the guy is a fucking retard.

It was the CP that did em in

He failed? What a retard.

>>64243211
>>64243194
Yep.

Prior context for those who don't know:
http://ia700806.us.archive.org/4/items/gov.uscourts.mied.267304/gov.uscourts.mied.267304.docket.html
(above had descriptions)

http://ia600801.us.archive.org/0/items/gov.uscourts.mied.267305/gov.uscourts.mied.267305.docket.html
(above has the downloads; click the docket #s for the PDFs).

Melonpan>Thad

Does it say how he tried to kill himself?

I thought he was already sentenced and doing 9 months in county and having to register as a sex offesnder

I knew he would kill himself. I didn't think he would fail.

>>64243211
no, it was some faggot normalfag who reported him that did him in

What the fuck?

Wasn't he out on bail? Why didn't he flee to Mexico?

>>64243306
In the PDF posted in OP. Sleeping pills & alcohol.

>>64243302

Was there even a contest?

>>64243342
He was. He tried to commit suicide, failed. He told it to his mental health provider, his mental health provider made him go to a hospital, and the mental health provider notified pretrial services as a result (danger to himself). His bail was revoked as a result.

>>64243351

>sleeping pills and alcohol

That shit never works.

> STOP BEING Tsundere
always makes me laugh. Like he starts yelling and then suddenly returns to a normal tone of voice halfway through.

Damn, so close.

Who and how keeps digging this shit up?

>>64243351
Should have went with sudoku.

I'd rather die than go to prison for 20 years too.

>>64243351
>sleeping pills and alcohol

He should have browsed /jp/ more often...
That shit never works.

>sex offense therapy
What does that mean? I thought he didn't actually touch any children?
>extremely psychotic
Huh...

Wow, Thad really lost it.

>>64243441
OP here, I am, and it's a matter of public record.

United States of America v. McMichael in the Eastern District Court of Michigan.

http://www.pacer.gov/

You are welcome.

>>64243309

>register as a sex offender

This is a worse fate than a few years in jail, because it basically fucks over your entire life and you cannot redeem yourself.

>>64243417
i bet he couldnt get the bottle open

Holy shit. That's awful, poor guy.

even if he is fucking retarded

This turned tragic quickly

He probably would've succeeded if he could've googled how to kill himself.

Haha, serves him right.

Isn't there a lawyer on /a/ who could explain thad does have CP but was only joking about raping real little girls?

>>64243400
God damnit.

>>64243523
Very few people hire either.
You're fucked.

>>64243509 here
https://ecf.mied.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/iqquerymenu.pl?267304
Is thad's court case.
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>>64243523
>be 18
>have consensual sex with 15 year old girlfriend
>parents find out
>have to register as a sex offender
>vigilante browses registries
>sees we live in the same area
>figures I'm a rapist or some shit
>decides to play hero
>dead

Burning charcoal is the only way to go.

is anyone else laughing that someone censored mai's last name in op's pic? gee i wonder if it says waifu under there

>>64243638
Weeaboo to the max, gotta even kill yourself eleven style.

You're not ready for Gensokyo yet, Thad.

>>64243638

some shotgun mouthwash will do it.

>>64243677
But that would hurt and it would bother people who would deal with the corspe.

>>64243617
wat

>>64243530
What was the name of that bitch? Lindsay?

>>64243131

Damn Thad..., what's going to happen to you now..

He cheated on Kotohana, what else could happen.

>>64243617
That actually happened to a guy didn't it?
Anyone got a link to the story about that?

>>64243759
Happens to tons of guys.

How can you be a sex offender without ever having sex?

>>64243400

What a moron.

>>64243131

Who is his waifu? Kind of looks like one of the girls from School Days. If this is the case what the fuck did he expect, this was only going to end badly

>>64243759
>>64243741
http://reason.org/news/show/perverted-justice
I got the ages wrong, but it did happen.

>The judge has revoked his bail for his own safety.

Is there an actual reason suicide is illegal?

>>64243785
masturbating to pictures is the same as raping the people in those pictures, didn't you hear?

>>64243785

By having pictures of naked children.

>>64243738
Far less painful than many other methods, just leave a note telling people to let the room air out for a bit.

>>64243836
same reason homicide is illegal, I guess

>>64243836

You owe the government taxes. Killing yourself is stealing money from them.

>>64243785
But he did have sex, there's video evidence.
http://madthad0890.tumblr.com/post/14221449410/it-was-our-first-time

>>64243810
It is, it's Kotonoha.

What other ending could there be.

>>64243852

yeah but a projectile to the head is quick

>>64243878
You know that argument doesn't work.

>alcohol and pills

Cry for attention at best

>>64243915
Buying a gun post-arrest is essentially impossible for most people.

http://madthad0890.tumblr.com/post/14221449410/it-was-our-first-time

>>64243814
Do you know what's even better? They are making the registry of crimes even more vague in the databases so it can just fill in the slots as easily as possible without actually fully knowing what the crime was. Canadian government at work.

>>64243920
it's not my argument, just what I assume is the argument of the government

>>64243915
Realistically it isn't, and many suicide attempts with firearms fail in an extremely painful manner. Besides which, I doubt he would have been able to get his hands on a gun given that he was on bail.

>>64243666

I lost it when I saw the blocked names

>>64243785
~america~

if you flash somebody you're put on the list

>>64243878
>homicide
>infringes on other people's rights
>suicide
>infringes on no one's rights

What?

>>64243886
Wouldn't the government actually get more money from you dead collecting insurance?

>>64243987
Can't people just get painkillers or something?

>>64243987

well in my state at leat you can get one as long as long as you're a felon. don't know about whatever state that is is. alcohol and pills NEVER works.

>>64244067
I don't think that even opiates would be good enough.

>>64243970
>I can only thank kami-sama nobody looked through it

Every fucking time.

Why did my Thad try to kill himself? Why isn't he coming home anymore?

>>64243970

>\things\don't click\cp
>\things\don't click\cp\cp

Every time.

So I guess it's like this how the life of an otaku ends...

I wonder how many /a/nons are no longer with us...

>>64244104
>NEVER works
Guru Dutt, and a lot of others have died from sleeping pills alone.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_drug-related_deaths

>>64244159
Because Sekai's pregnant.

>>64244002
>show tits in america
>sex offender
>show tits in france
>no one cares, even happens on daytime television

>>64244104

>as long as you're not a felon*

>Trade away some old mangas for a brown-bag anime fig at a con
>It was Kotonoha
>tfw when entrusted to care for Thad's waifu

I will not fail you, fallen husbando-bro...

>>64243886
>government paying to jail people for stupid crap
>literally the opposite of collecting money

>>64243759
I wouldn't be suprised.

I know of a guy who had everything going for him, had sex with a girl he met at a club one night who said she was of legal age. Girl's Dad found out, turns out she lied to him and she wasn't of legal age, and he was registered as a sex offender as a result.

This really is the sort of thing that ruins your life. Once you hit that list you are among the child molesters and the predators and there is no getting off it.

>>64243887

I've seen that sex offender treatment in a documentary. They put a sensor on your cock and show you videos of children and if blood rushes into your cock then something is wrong with you.

I gues he was mad afterall.

But seriously, how can you fail at killing yourself? That's an all time new low.

>>64244194
You're lying. There was no one inside of her. I checked.

His life may as well be over by this point so I wouldn't be surprised if he did try to kill himself. Being marked a sex offender can be a death sentence. I mean it. If I had the choice of being a guy accused of killing a whole bunch of people for whatever reason or a guy who got busted for CP, I would literally rather be in the shoes of the alleged killer because at least then it would all end on the chair. Once you register, you can expect to have your reputation ruined, all kinds of restrictions that should have been lifted once you served your time in prison, and consider yourself unemployable with a good chance of being homeless and completely broke. Everybody you used to know including friends and family will hate your guts once they see your mug on the news. Don't even think about fleeing the country either because that's something else you can't do. That shit will literally stay with you for the rest of your life.

>>64244336
Because the cap wouldn't come off Lyndsay.

>>64244251

I think it has to do with insurance purposes. insurance will not pay anything to yout family and the government for suicides.it's fucking bullshit that it's illegal to kill yourself

>>64243836
It infringes upon others' right of peace
Something like
>Neighbor across the street kills himself
>You or someone else becomes emotionally disturbed by that

>>64244293
Meanwhile female sex offenders always go free because feminists will defend them.

>>64244180

A negligible number.

No matter, there are plenty of weeaboos left. Losing one or two is like taking a cup of water out of the ocean.

>>64244305
I'd get hard from the sensor.

>>64244159

;_;

>Alcohol and sleeping pills
Even if those sleeping pills were a fast acting benzo like Xanax and he was plugging the alcohol, that rarely if ever works. Ask alt.suicide.holiday and alt.suicide.methods newsgroups.

I really feel bad for Thad. His life seriously went down the shitter.

>>64244293
This is honestly completely unfair

Who is running this shit? Monkeys and retards?
I mean, I know there's some bad people out there, but the people who get labeled for shit like this... I would be furious.
And the girl is played out as the victim in this.

>>64243970
>discussing CP on facebook
>then admitting to have masturbated to it
...oh wow, I don't think he's mentally fit to stand trial.

Thad...

>>64244336
Hey man, I've failed at killing myself twice now, and survived accidents which should have killed me at least 4 times. Some people just don't die as easily as others. Though sleeping pills and alcohol is really more like a recipe to make yourself throw up a lot than it is a method of suicide.

>>64244496
Yeah, I mean, who would seriously fap to CP rather than loli.

>>64244336
Killing yourself isn't as easy as it sounds.

This is why you niggas need to encrypt your HDDs.

>>64244556
They're the same thing as far as the law goes.

>>64244560
Or just not post about it on facebook. Or not fap to cp.

He's just trying to get off with an insanity defense. He wants to be sent to an asylum and avoid prison rape.

Typical garbage trying to squeeze money from the taxpayers so he can stay in a comfy padded room.

Holy shit man. I'm feeling really sorry for him.
But dood, talking about CP so blatantly on facebook? How fucking retarded can you be.

Good. Fuck this faggot, dude had real CP, what a fucking scumbag. I'm chill with loli but real CP with a victim is just fucked up. hope he becomes the aryan brotherhoods bitch.

If you wanna die, slit your arteries. Thad is a fucking moron.
The worst part is claiming to have a waifu and fapping to 3DPD.

>>64244582
I think that was supposed to be a joke.

>>64244582

loli is legal in america,

>>64244336
Well how do you expect people to successful kill themselves when society puts in every way to prevent someone from killing themselves?

>>64244394
Wait, what? Does this actually fly in society, because there is so much fallacy with that statement? I mean just turn on your TV and you'll run into plenty of things that emotionally disturbe you. Besides, if that really is it wouldn't it make sense just to legal suicide and develop some form of service for people who wish to die. There you go the government gets money and you get your peace and quick death away from the eyes of society.

>>64243970
>Material found in the directory "\things\don't click\cp\cp\" included images of tee-shirt designs featuring images of child pornography.

Every fucking time.

>>64244523
Either someone loves you too much to let you go or someone hates you enough to see you suffer. After surviving 6 times just forget about it. You still have us and whether you like it or not, we love you.

>Thad got involuntarily committed
He should've at least used barbituates to OD on!

>>64244600
Would you rather take getting beaten and fucked in the ass over a comfy padded room?

>>64244511
You are the last remaining black weaboo on earth, how does it feel?

>>64244649
>included images of tee-shirt designs featuring images of child pornography

>>64243599
"I was just joking" didn't work in school and it's not going to work in court either.

>12.B
>that feel after you fap to cp

>>64243417
From what i remember from those last bus stop groups, if you were to do something like that, you were supposed to use that "cocktail", with different types of drugs.
It takes long, but painless and peaceful

>>64244523
If you really wanted to die you would have been dead already trust me.

>>64244682
I have two black weeaboo friends.

Though their powerlevels are fairly low, I really need to teach them how to into anime and torrents.

>>64243970
>liberby

every time

So...Is Mai up for grabs now or what?

>>64244649
wait.. isn't that the one that was popular on /a/ a while back?
The one where inside the silhouette of a woman is a naked baby?

>>64243887
Holy shit I watched the whole thing and the end.. my god

>u jelly?
>get yourself a waifu.. youll love it

>>64244638

it's tax reasons and insurance. it has nothing to do with emotional damage,.

>>64244742
Naw, man.

It's easy as fuck taking a knife and jabbing your throat, but it's hard to get in the mindset of that.

>>64244774
so... no cloud 9?
bummer

what we learned here /a/

make sure you create at least 10 don't click folders and fill it with rick roll or something

>>64244774
I usually come a lot.
But that crushing guilt and paranoia...

>>64243667

The face of a man who has it all

>>64244735
I think you're referring to the Darvon cocktail. Last time I checked, that has fell out of favor and hydrogen sulfide suicide has taken its place.

>>64244798
Could as well be that he used that web applet for designing t-shirts with his own CP pictures though.

>>64244830

we also learned good ways to kill yourself

>>64244848
>>64244774
Get out of /a/.

>/b/ conversation thread

http://twitter.com/#!/madthad0890/status/3413964317

His twitter from 2 years ago.

"I saw this video of this man getting raped in jail.didnt seem like he was having fun."

Oh Thad, u so crazee

Normally I try to be compassionate towards those who try to end their own lives, but I really don't give a shit if some guy who faps to and boasts about CP is in a state where he wants to off himself. On one hand I'm disappointed that he didn't succeed, but on the other it's nice that he has a whole screwed up life ahead of him where he will literally never succeed or be happy again.

Since pills rarely work, what's the most sure way to suicide then, beside a gun? Hanging?

Thad rescue arc when?

>>64244918
Oh the irony!

Ok /a/, i know a lot of you are going to eventually commit suicide, but how will you do it? Manly way like Hemingway or Elliott Smith, flamboyantly like a Japanese writer, or gay wrist-slashing?

>>64244807
When you say tax reasons and insurance do you mean the reason suicide is illegal is because the state doesn't want to pay for your funeral? For insurance, I'm not understanding I mean insurances already don't pay families for suicide so what's the problem?

hangings a good way to prevent backing out

3DPD. he deserves to commit sudoku. what a fucking idiot, spamming all his pseudo waifu shit and then he gets off to CP. truly a demented individual.

>>64244948
Carbon monoxide.

>>64244988
Not really. Most people who do it brace themselves to shitty objects, the object they're hanging from breaks, and they're in terrible pain but alive instead.

>>64244906
Okay I'm gone

the joke is that you'll never fucking know if you see me again because a) I'm not the only guy here that's fapped to CP and b) this is an anonymous fucking imageboard

>>64244948
Train.

>>64244918

>>64244948
Empty syringe (can buy online). Draw a little air, inject in body, sure death soon.

>>64244582
True. The first arrest that I know from pure lolicon that happened in America was Christopher Handley. He was trying to import some manga from Japan to add to his collection and he got busted by customs. By this point, it's best to just shut up about your anime or manga preferences and encrypt your HD. From the government's logic, I'm assuming that this would make stuff that isn't CP like End of Evangelion illegal. It's complete bullshit but it's the law.

>>64244988
Hanging is too easy to get out. It's a poor method of choice unless you're lucky and compress your carotid artery.

>>64245037
You are truly disgusting.

I guess "it was all a big joke" didn't convince the judge.

I don't even admit to have half the hentai video I have and that guy admitted to the world he had cp.
It may be cruel but he deserve what's coming to him, it will serve as an example of what not to do.

>>64244781
Sure, if you like Nice Boats.

>>64245042
No, that's just being an asshole.

>>64244948
There are lots of highly effective ways to kill yourself PROVIDED you aren't picky about the pain and have enough motivation/assets to get the required materials together. There's a guide on alt.suicide.holiday. Alot of people fail suicides because they demand the perfect instant painless thing or only look to methods far too difficult to acquire given their means.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTLsqsa6BMo

>>64245027
thats like saying carbon monoxide suicide is bad because most people leave a window open

According to his Facebook, it's his birthday today.

>>64244948
If you do try to hang yourself, for the love of god make sure the place you tie the rope to is strong enough to support your weight. There's nothing that'll make you feel stupider than landing on the floor having torn a large chunk out of your roof after trying to hang yourself. But then I guess that's what I get for living in a shitty house that was already falling apart to begin with.

>>64244948
Hanging is a lot more difficult than you think it is.

>>64244948

potassium cyanide. works in 15-45 seconds.

>>64244987

>state doesn't want to pay for your funeral?

and all a bunch of other shit they have to do when somebody dies

>>64244948
Hanging seems to be popular- it's fairly easy, but it takes real committment and you better not fuck up the knot or you slowly strangle to death.
I always figured you get hammered, chug some Vicodin and fall asleep in your running car in the garage.

So I saw CP once and I got a semi

Should I go to a psyciatrist or something

>>64244948
Helium and a breathing mask. Ask for more info on /jp/

>>64244948
Helium. Make sure you get them from some place like a welder's supply store, not some party store since that contains hardly any helium plus a lot of adulterants that will give you a really bad headache.

>>64244969
Thad's life will never be like a WSJ manga.

>>64244368
hahaha oh wow

>>64245161
Awwww. We should send him a Kotonoha keiki.

>>64245207

No.
It's perfectly normal to get aroused and fap at CP.

>>64245207
That just means you're normal

Gas+a match never fail
As a bonus you won't be lonely.

>>64245250
>>64245252
But that makes me a sex offender

Even though he fucked up with the CP, this is just depressing.

It's the greatest tragic hero /a/ has ever seen.

please don't talk about suicide /a/

i don't want to think about my only friends killing themselves

>>64245175
>state doesnt want to pay for your funeral
why did the greentext not work?

>>64244948
A lot of people back out that is the reason why when DFW killed himself he ductaped his hands together and jumped. :_;

>>64244948
post all your info in /b/

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

>>64245051

You're next, boy

>>64245284
Are you retarded?

Anyway, how good of a method is jumping from like 25-30 meters?

This is my cp flash drive, its where among other things, I keep my resume.

>>64244948
Carbon monoxide is good, as are fast trains. A shotgun to the brain works, and cutting your wrists is effective as long as you do it correctly, most of the time people don't cut correctly and don't lose enough blood before it clots.

>>64245207
You 've been aroused by watching people having sex.
That's normal.
Desiring sex with human unable to bear children is not.
Voyeurism vs pedophilia

>>64245122
Yeah, I've read most of the guides I could find. Pain isn't really an issue for me. But the materials are what get me, because I have a lot of trouble leaving the house, but I guess it can't be helped.

>>64245192
It all depends on your determination. Technically long-drop hangings can be quick and painless but are hard to pull off (require quite a bit of prep). However, if you truly desire to kill yourself, you can even 'hang' yourself on the ground. Pic related. This guy didn't need to invest hundreds of dollars in some fancy ass pistol or custom gallows to do the job.

>>64245332

Make sure you land on your head

HEY GUYS! I GOT 2 12OZ CANS OF BUDWEISER AND 1 ENTIRE BOTTLE OF BENADRYL. IS IT ENOUGH TO KILL MYSELF?

>>64245287
>implying you would care if I killed myself

Besides, I thought 4chan was all about killing Blacks?

>>64245304
I remember reading that blood party manga with the girl getting hanged

That was a pretty gruesome site... and to have your hands tied as well...

Blast yourself in the head with a shotgun while you are on the edge of a really tall building or bridge. Make sure it's at an angle where the body would fall backwards. The impact from the fall should kill you if the gun does not.

>>64245332
Bad, you may die but there's an uncomfortable chance to be a cripple in pain for life as a result.

>>64245056
Yeah no. It's not nearly that simple. It takes about 3-5 mL/kg body weight of air to cause a severe-enough embolus, and it's not necessarily a sure death.

One syringe worth's of air will do exactly nothing except maybe kill off a miniscule fraction of your lungs' alveoli.

>>64245312
That stuff doesn't matter if you're dead though. Seems like trivial shit.

order potassium cyanide it works real fucking fast. you can buy it all over the internet

>>64245302

I was wondering that mysekf

>>64245056
You need to inject a /lot/ of air.

Nobody in this thread is going to kill themselves.
Keep crying faggots.

>>64245332
You might break your legs at best, unless you can flip yourself over in the air and land on your head snapping your neck.

ITT: /a/, suicide method experts.

Just look at his eyes in all the pictures and shit. He's the extreme side of insane.

Kinda sad, but he is a pedo

>>64245387
I'd care.

just buy a glock and shoot yourself in the head

>>64245387
/a/ is part of 4chan yet different.

Blackness is not anime related per se, so we don't care about it.

Suicide is painless, it brings on many changes.

>>64245302
>>64245175
>and all a bunch of other shit they have to do when somebody dies

Question what other stuff does the state have to do and if the one of the problems is the aftermath why not just throw the dead body into a ditch to save them all the time and money since wouldn't the state just consider you just an object at this point since you're dead?