Somewhere in an alternate universe your waifu dreams about you, her husbando. She frequents a board very much like this one and she posts pictures of you, In this dimension you are a star of your very own slice of life anime. She has a folder on her computer dedicated to you, it is over 10 GB big and has every conceivable fan art, rule 34, and picture related to you, She sleeps with a tear stained body pillow with your image on it, She is madly in love with you and only you.
She ... She is?
That's kind of beautiful.
>>63872199She is, anonymous. It's okay to believe.
>her face when she sees this same copypasta about me;_;
>Implying my manga wasn't canceled and I have more than 300mo of fanpics
>rule 34Not pure.
I know that we can't connect the 2D realm to the 3D realm, but would we be able to connect the two realms by Internet? Can waves break the barrier between 2D and 3D?
Why are you such a slut?
>>63872313And her thoughts on reading it...>Really? Who would ever watch an anime about me? It would be terrible...
>>63872285But .. My Ashley. ;_; All alone in Diamond City without me.
Knowing mai waifu is out their crying hurts me. ;_;
>you are a star of your very own slice of life animeThey must have pretty shitty taste in her world if a show about a man almost 24/7 at his PC playing vidya and watching or fapping to Japanese cartoons got a fanbase or even produced.
>>63872313Somewhere out there...he wraps his arms around a pillow as he lays down to sleep.and wishes it was you.
She must really love anime about sleeping
My waifu wouldn't cry. She'd be strong in her love, like I try to be.
Who would make a Slice of Life about my life anyway?It'd be one aspy retard doing aspy things, all episode, every episode.
>>63872639So K-on?
It's raining everytime.
>>63872478You're with her, Anonymous. You're in her heart. Always.
>>63872543>>63872639If you tell the story right, it's possible to make anything interesting. It would be heavy on internal dialogue and the like.
Every time.
And she makes threads for you on /cm/, and takes pictures of herself offering you food on Christmas and Valentine's Day. It's not always the best-cooked, but she tries every time.
>daydreaming a nice fantasy>stop daydreaming in fear of someone listening inSometimes I think you may be right, pasta. Sometimes...
>>63872671But she'd just use me as a potion ingredient and likely leave my corpse to the birds.And I'd let her as many times as she needed. ;_;
We had a similar thread yesterday. However it was a lot better, but I guess most of the kids are skill up that would explain it.
I'm okay with this, but an anime about my life would be pretty odd, to say the least.
But I'm not very photogenic
Whether you have a Girlfriend or not is Irrelevant!
Our feelings trascend dimentions. Together alone.
What's wrong with you guys.
>>63872890I don't know, but I'm okay with it.
Those who think things like,"If only i had a Girlfriend..."
>>63872890just pretending our waifus are real, what's wrong with that, bro
>>63872543>Welcome to the NHK
Am I the only one who does feel bad when I listen to Rainbow Girl?
>>63872890>/b/
>>63872786She'd make excuses about how she needed your hair or toenails for potions, and how she "had" to keep you around so she has a steady source of material. We know the real reason.
>>63872786Who's the girl next door, living in the haunted mansion ...
can never reach True Happiness!
>>63872947What's a waifu? New here, thought I'd come and try to find a good anime to watch, but everyone seem's obsessed with anime about Japanese 12 year olds.
>>63872890summer is just the corner
>>63873032boy it sure is summer here
>>63873035I'm going to now refer to every corner as a summer
>>638730320/10
That´s Because...
>>63873032I'd make a post about wanting /v/ to leave, but I doubt it would do anything.
>>63873018GLADLY. I'd even help her keep Red in line and force Wario to pay her.
>>63872760But she's a great cook.Rika isn't though, but I can tolerate the chemical taste.
Anon, do you realize what this means? Every time you just sit there weeping like a baby, she is watching you and getting depressed. You have to stop being such a downer and cheer up. Do it for her, she'll be so happy when she sees you're enjoying yourself.
>>63872589I'd watch it. 30 minutes of cute girls sleeping. BDs make it so it can be looped infinitely, with a bonus skip-to chapter of her waking up next to you.Truman Show style.
>>63873090XDDDDDD HAHA Nice one /b/ro!@! :P
>>63873118I think I'm the only /v/-related post in here.Still waifu though.
>>63873160There's no need to be upset
My waifu is a robot that doesn't exist yet. It's hard, but I know just I have to stay alive for another 30 years or so and we'll be together. I wish I was joking.
That´s Because True Happiness resides in those...
>>63873035I don't know what that means. >>63873112No more like 8/10 of the threads.
>>63873152Ugh, can't be helped... I'll have to make something of myself.
an anime about my daily life would look like a mix of fear and loathing in las vegas and a concert dvd
>>63873152Wouldn't your waifu love you just the way you are, though?
who believe in their Waifu to the very end!
>>63873262Doesn't it make you happy when you see your waifu happy? Doesn't it make you happy to see her succeed? How can you deny your waifu these pleasures?
>>63873027>>63873116>>63873218Fix the aspect ratio.
>>63873309Brb, practicing like a motherfucker tonight and running 3 miles tomorrow
man apparently this whole time she had shit taste.
Surely, a true Husband...
>>63873262When my waifu gets sad, I get sad. Any caring person feels better when his/her loved one feels better. Improve for her sake.
>>63873309Correct you are, you have bested me. I admit defeat.
>>63873351She is cheering you on every step of the way, and wants nothing more than to be there for you when you finish with a kiss and a hug.
a real Anonymous...
has a Waifu inside the Heart!
>>63873309I prefer to see her suffering and/or depressed. That's what attracted me to her in the first place.
>>63873407I'm proud to defeat a man, if that defeat can make him happier.
>>63873485The fuck is a buster machine?
>>63873222You are trying way, WAY too hard.Please, keep going. It's easy to tell when it's you from the first few words and I want you to waste as much of your time as possible.
>>63873514
>>63873505Do you even love?
I promise... I'll be... Your special someone...
>>63873567It's called being an S. Or thriving on Schadenfreude. One of the two.
Alternate realities do not exist.You're fucking stuck here, get it?FUCKING STUCK.YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO LEAVE.NEVER.THIS IS THE REALITY YOU GOT. THIS IS THE REALITY YOU'LL STAY.FOREVER.AND EVER.AND EVER.
