Fucking hax eyes I tell you!
those guys are basically gods.

>>63739170
>"hax"
Get out

>my crushing of the leaf is just mine

Lol'd so hard right there

What? I'm about to be defeated? fuck that. Unexpectly, new eye form ACTIVATE!

So Itachi can just pull powers out of his eyes, slap a Japanese god name on it, and call it a day?
Shit, if this guy knows his jap mythology the enemy is fucked.

Lol guys with Izanami Naruto has no chance !!
I mean Sasuke can just DECIDE he will win XD

Tune in next week for more of The Adventures of Doctor Snakes!

DR Snakes and his brother Uchiha Itach, Doctor in Japanese mythology and bullshit.

Link to chapter

>>63739256
http://www.mangareader.net/93/naruto.html

more bullshit deus ex machina.

LOL EPIC WIN :D

Chapter name
>Everyone's leaf
Oh god why am I laughing.

>>63739256
>mangafox

>hype up Sasuke as THE shit
>everything he tries fails against Itachi who now becomes THE shit
>they're both shit against Kabuto now and know nothing that they shown before

Why.jpg

So Izanagi can change fate and....
Izanami can decide it?
So he is god, why does he even need to fight again?

so does anyone remember when the sharingan was just hax for being able to use some basic genjutsu, follow extreme speed, and be able to memorize and copy others' jutsu?

>>63739271

And then John was leaf

AND THEN THERE'S THE RETARDED POWER CREEPING.

EVERY 5 SECONDS, A NEW EYE POPS UP. EVERY 5 SECONDS, A NEW CHAKRA ARMOR POPS UP.

ITS LIKE STRATEGY IS POINTLESS. ITS ALL EITHER ABOUT WHO HAS THE BEST CONTACTS OR WHO HAS THE BEST FOG AROUND THEM.

SAGE MODE WAS KINDA COOL. SURE ITS MORE LIKE BEING A MAGICIAN THAN A NINJA, BUT IT WAS UNIQUE. IT WAS JIRAIYA'S STYLE. IT WAS SOMETHING NARUTO COULD BE PROUD OF USING. BUT NO, TOSS THAT SHIT ASIDE YOU'RE GOING TO BE USING A GENERIC CHAKRA ARMOR. IT BOOSTS ALL YOUR STATS SO FUCK STRATEGY. JUST GET STRONGER FASTER AND MORE POWERFUL WITH ANOTHER POWER-UP. SUPER SAIYAN 3! BANKAII!!!!

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Feels like another week of boring Big Three Chapters inbound

>>63739294

>implying that "can follow extreme speeds" is still useful

Everyone can follow everything now. Kishi simply forgot about that part

>>63739290

Because fighting is cool.

>>63739229
>>63739229
oh come on, ever since danzo and the izanagi chapter everyone called it that there would be an Izanami jutsu, kishi is just that predictable.

>>63739303
one piece is probably going to have body swapped shenanigans. should be fun.

>>63739305
yeah, and everyone and their mother(except naruto LOL) can use the same level of genjutsu as the original sharingan.

I somewhat chuckled yet facepalmed at how dumb Kishi really is trying to portray Naruto. S-rank botany mission that only he can do? He is the only person in Konoha that knows anything about plants? It would be funnier if it was like a ramen factory and Naruto would not be seen as so dumb.

Recently Naruto was attacked by Kisame, from Akatsuki, a guy who let a scroll with info go out. Somehow, even after that, Naruto don't notice there's something wrong.
Let's see:

>Gaara : "there will be a war, this war will be about protecting you and the 8 tails"

Then Naruto is send on a mission wich is supposed to be S-Class, and this mission is....wait for it....counting animals and see if they have penis or not. It wasn't meant to be funny, it was the 'cold hard truth'.

He believes staring at giant animal penis' is an S-Class mission. He's a fucking moron. Oh, I totally get that Kishimoto is going for humor here, but it is poorly done. Naruto has not been a humorous character since he got back from the timeskip and was about to show off his Super Perverted Jutsu.

Now, I am waiting to see when the boy catches on or whether he has already started, because this is ridiculous. A guy that is supposed to be a future leader needs to garner and be treated with more respect by the writer.

The excuse for Naruto not facing Kabuto was as ridiculous as his "I twisted my ankle" excuse. Kishi is humilating Naruto more and more every chapter. Seriously, why is Naruto clinicallly retarded? He not only forgot how to breathe, but also FUCKING TRIED TO THROW AN ENERGY BALL BY STICKING A FINGER DOWN HIS THROAT.

>>63739334
No OP this week.

Also.
>this is godawful shit
>and then Tobi and Sasuke in a bar
>sounds like the setup to a joke
>nope, flashback

Call me when he summons Kagutsuchi

in before it can evolve or combine with other sharingan techniques to become izanagi no okami or magatsu izanagi

>>63739334
Cuz nurutu just isn't good with genjutsu.
BUT SO THE FUCKWHAT
Genjutsu doesn't work on him because fox and he are best budds now LOL.
and RASENGAN is the answere to everything anyways. :D

>Sasuke and fake Madara eat in Konoha
>no one recognizes them just because they wear hooded robes

Why do I still read this bullshit?

>>63739359
>no OP
FUCK.

IZANAMI LEL. MEANWHILE SOSUKE HAS SHITTY MOTIVE.

>>63739305
>Everyone can follow everything now. Kishi simply forgot about that part
not true, when sasuke fought against killer bee he tried to follow that knife butterfly technique and failed/got stabbed in the chest 5 times.

>This is what Itachi wanted
>My crushing of the leaf is just mine

Is there a limit to even nonsense?

>>63739400

So if the sharingan can't follow him, nobody else should be able to follow him yet we know that ain't true

In b4 it just willpower and itachi just give it a name.

>>63739406
WHAT DONT YOU GET ABOUT SOSUKE BAKA GIAJIN ? HE WANTS TO KILL THE LEAF BECAUSE THEY ARE MEAN TO HIS BIG BROTHER WHO KILLED HIS FAMILY.

I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore.

>I am just like you, Sasuke
>2 pages later
>I am just like you, Itachi

What is this I don't even

LULLLZZZZZZZ xDDDD SOUSUKE LEARNS AIZENAGI

>>63739347

When did Naruto forget how to breathe and do the throwing up finger thing?

>>63739434
BUT MY VENGEANCE IS MINE LEL. DONT LISTEN TO DR SNAKE THO.

It appears that the Leaf has a crush. Anyone know who it's on?
(my moneys on Sakura.)

>naruto starts out
>getting 3 dots is huge accomplishment

>naruto continues
>mangekyo is a huge accomplishment

>naruto continues
>tsukyomi is a huge accomplishment

>naruto continues
>summoning giant skeletons is a huge accomplishment

>naruto continues
>izanagi is a huge accomplishment

And now another move. This is just fucking stupid.

Even back in the day when it's characters weren't sameface, they most surely were unappealing and whiney (Naruto is a generic ADD shonen hero only even more boring and with extra teenage angst and butthurt, Sasuke is emo and fangirl bait, Sakura is one of the most annoying and useless female characters in all of shonen. Stereotypical tsundere to the main character, pink hair, has a crush on a character which is her only motivation for even trying to do anything).

The action and fights are forgettable on the most part. In the beginning Naruto had a few interesting fights but couldn't really hold his own against any enemies. This is still better than him turning into an overpowered character that uses Rasengan to solve all of his problems.

Story started out rather intriguing though nothing unique by any stretch- ninja school friendship dumb outcast kid trying to become something important blah blah blah. It then spiraled downward into being something out of an obese emo fangirl's fanfiction with lots of ANGST and DARKNESS.

As if the series wasn’t already an abomination, there is also the fanbase, and half of it consists of teenage boys who think its "holy shit epic" because it's the only anime they've ever seen (and they watched the english dub) and because they have no taste or concept of what a well developed story should be.

The even worse half of the fanbase consists of drooling fangirls with ninja headbands and wardrobes entirely bought at hot topic who will become extremely enraged and might try to eat you if you insult their husbando Sasuke-kun or insult their 75 part fanfiction about their mary sue "Charlotte DeGradia Izumi Inami Asami" who has a nine tailed persian cat living inside her and has giant tits.

>>63739446

>>63739347
I dunno, I thought his "duel" against konohamaru was pretty funny.

And the japs still swallow this shit?
I am really curious what they say on 2chan about nurutu

Naruto keeps getting dumber and dumber every week. But I still read it every week.

Soon, it will be over, hurry.

>>63739365

He already used Kagutsuchi.

That's the name of the technique he uses to shape the amaterasu flames.

>>63739474

Does no-one else get the reference? I must be getting old.

>>63739482
>naruto is a gateway anime
>but in japanese

>>63739288
Prep-time magic

i thought itachi died

You need to hurry up and prepare for the school.

>>63739494
>>63739494
I ...I really don't.

>>63739482
Its not shit you fag. Its top selling and everyone other than this board likes it.

>>63739509
he did.

kabutochimaru used edo tensei on him
then he got his free will back....by....that raven he shoved down naruto's throat or something.

>>63739494
Everyone here got the reference and yes it was funny but no one sees it important to reply to it. Did you expect 20 posts that all say ''lol'' on them? Fucking tripfags and their expectations.

>>63739518

Seriously? It's one of the better known horror manga on here.

The enigma of the Amigara Fault

>>63739380
They could have been in a little town in the middle of nowhere.

>>63739509
i loled more then i should have.

>>63739518
ur a faget

>>63739509

Yes, but Dr.Snakes is god, so he brought back his only weakness so he can be defeated.
In the meantime, it's shown that in fact itachi is a god aswell.
And seeing how Naruto (aka Jesus) is on earth aswell, I can only conclude that the apocalypse is about to start ( aka Tobi).
THIS
IS
DA
SHIT
LOL XD

>>63739494
I chuckled when you posted >>63739446. I still remember and you're not old. Also:

>THIS HOLE WAS MADE FOR ME.

>>63739380

To be fair they do have reality warping magic eyes.

>Sasuke and Tobi just chilling in front of a ton of Konoha nin
>No one recognizes them, even though they're all talking about Sasuke and the akatsuki

What the fuck?!

Hey guys, remember when Naruto was good?

>>63739526
>everyone other than this board likes it.

>>63739571
Yes, when Zabusa was still alive

I stopped reading it a few years ago, but I just read through it just to see if something has changed.

Still the same retarded shit as ever, you got to give Kishimoto credits for his consistency.

pretty sure I was on /a/ before I clicked reply

>>63739570

Cloak of invisibility ENGAGE!

>>63739526

>go to naruto forums
>more people that hate Naruto than people that actually like it
>One Piece fanbase bigger than the Naruto one

Lel

>If Izanagai can chage desteny
>Izanami can decided it

Does the author understand thats basically the saem thing?

>>63739570

They put everyone under genjutsu.

>>63739526
Looks like you need to head back to grade school champ, what you posted was not English.

>>63739118
If there's Izanagi, there has to be Izanami too. I actually expected that.

any estiments as to how far kishi can run this into ground before he end it

>>63739526
>every serious 4chan board hates it
>most of the fans in their own fan forums hate it
>BLEACHFAGS HATE IT

The only ones who still love that crap are idiots.

Dr. Snakes is not amused

Izanagi can change the own users reality, turning actual death into a mere illusion, so does that mean that Izanami will change the opponent's reality?

>>63739602

Best comeback ever? Best comeback ever

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WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT hgXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh

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whatr the HELL

WHATA FUCK MAN xD

i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh

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OMGOSH

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>>63739620
No, you see he can now Choose what destiny, like lol now I win.
Izanagi just changes fate at random.
So Izanami is even more overpowerd, I wonder what comes after Izanami
Sharingans are fun :)

CRAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>63739602

You tell 'em Sasuke.

Where are you guys reading this chapter, btw? Mangazone and dragonfly haven't been working for me at all (just broken images and blanks), and op's picture isn't from mangafox.

>>63739688
>>63739688
>>63739688
Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you.

Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.

Saged HARD

>>63739649

Its still selling better then Bleach

>>63739688
>>63739709
>>63739688
You guys are so fucking reported. I can't believe you bring this shit in here again and again and
again. "OH MY GOD MY POST NUMBER ENDED IN 2 REPEATED NUMBERS ZOMGROFLMFAO!!11!!" You listen here you underaged shitdicked little cumguzzler: THIS. ISN'T. FUNNY. It's not cute or charming or something that gives people a smile, it's a waste of time, a waste of space, and an eyesore. You make me worry, really really really worry about the state of my generation. Where the hell is our world gonna go if it's run by shit-stained cuntminds like you that have NO originality and NO creative drive AT ALL. You contribute nothing at all to this board, nothing at all to your fellow peers. You are worse than a dumbass my asinine little friend, you are a black hole of faggotry and stupidity. You suck in the people around you and corrupt them with your cancerous posts. Your very existence is robbing this world of all things good. Leave this place, sell your computer, give the money to someone with brains who can wisely use it, and then kill yourself you waste of life. Die.

>>63739258
mangareader.net hasn't worked for me in two weeks apparently

>>63739709
>Saged HARD
didn';t hear about that one, pretty hilarious.

Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

>>63739688
>>63739709
>>63739719
well, well, well, what have we here another faggot neckbeard (most likely yuro) shitting up the place with his /b/ faggotry. you picked the wrong night to fuck around, asshole. i've just texted the a mod (we're friends irl) about this thread, so he'll be here shortly to deal with the matter, and most likely hand out some sorely needed bans. i'm also going to report and sage the thread (for safe measure), as well as alert the other moderators in the 4chan irc channel. and just in case you wanna try and pull a fast one, i'm screen shotting the entire thread for additional proof and e-mailing moot about the matter personally. i'm tired of you stupid fucking dick sniffers pressing out whatever lolrandom faggot shit you want on the fucking anime board. it's time for you assholes to get a reality check, because this shit won't fly for much longer. prepare your anus, you 500 pound pile of shit. your days are fucking numbered

>>63739706

http://www.mangainn.com/manga/chapter/83056_everyone-s-leaf

Whenever someone makes a Naruto thread he gives the same argument that "it's a manga so you can't stop us".
No fucking shit.
No one is claiming that Naruto is not a manga, but if you could actually see what consequences these threads always have you might understand why discussing Naruto on /a/ is not the most clever idea.
These threads always attract the most unbearable faggots who can't argue without spouting "u mad" or "butthurt" all the time, these people don't give a fuck about how /a/ has always been and think everyone should suck their cock the instant they show up.

I read Naruto when I happen to remember, haven't read in a few weeks because it's seriously gone downhill, but I don't have the urge to rub on everyone's faces that "NARUTO IS A MANGA TOO YOU CAN'T STOP US FROM DISCUSSING IT". You realize that you are being noisy idiots when you say this?

When in Rome, behave like the Romans.

Fucking hell you people.

ITT: casualfags who use mangareader and bullshit powerups?

>>gaia
>>reddit

>>63739738
>>63739738
>>63739738

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>63739738
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /JP/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

The thing is Naruto is a magnet for idiots who don't even know how to discuss something properly nor did they watch a lot of series to have a better taste. Why is Gaia considered shit? Because most of their threads are about Naruto or Twilight. Sure I wouldn't care if it was a one thread with normal posts and spelling but most threads are something like:"sasuke is uber kawaii i am going to cosplay naruto at school gambatte" Having more Naruto threads here lures those kind of people who know about 4chan because of "funny images and jokes" and they usually ignore global rule about being underage. Do you see Japanese 2chan anime board having endless discussions and fanwanking about Naruto? No. Why? Because they think its a silly show for children.

It's stupid, it's full of plotholes, it's littered with characters that are just plain HORRIBLE, the fanbase is on par with the twilight and avatar one, atrocious fanshippers who watch the stuff only to see which girl will the protagonist that is irrefutably gay fuck first, extremely undeveloped characters and a utterly ridiculous anti hero who's lifeline is deus ex machina, actually, 98% of characters rely on that because Kishimoto can't write above anything what a caveman with a club lodged up his prehistoric anus could.

Also did i mention it's very yaoi'ish, thus attracting fujoshi and white knights who follow them, mouthbreathers and faggots? It also it attracts ADHD children, which, no matter how much your mother told you to respect the sick, are not wanted on /a/ and should just die off like the waste of resources they are.

>>63739762
This.

Also, Narutofags are all casualfags who haven't even read 10 manga.

What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.

>If Izanagi is a jutsu that can change destiny, then Izanami can decide it.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

It doesn't really sound like an advantage to decide destiny as opposed to changing it.

mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life

First of all, the author should stop retconning, writing over plot holes and utterly stupid bullshit. Just glance over the latest chapters:

- This manga is so gay. Ninja Romantica is what it should be named. Main character hyperventilates and passes out just by thinking about his lover. No, really. Then Naruto wakes up and the first thing he does is chase after Sasuke again, and when they meet even Sasuke questions his obsession (omg ur so gay Naruto stop humping my leg). And the worst thing is Naruto’s answer: “NOOO WE DIE TOGEHER after buttfucking”. I can’t believe this shit actually happened.
- Kishi said through Kakashi, one of the wisest characters in the series, that the Sharingan was said to descend from the Byakugan, but this got retconned a few chapters ago - not anymore, the sharingan descends from the sage’s rinnegan, and fuck the byakugan
- Sasuke survives with absolutely no chakra against deidara, against a nuke. Possibly biggest asspull in the series.
- Kisame knew Gai was a taijutsu user from fighting him not once but twice, yet suddenly loses half his braincells during their last fight, forgets this little fact and loses because of it.
- The moon goes around the earth. Madara's plan is hypnotizing everyone on earth with a moon-sharingan. Derp.
- Naruto forgot about Hinata. Chapter count: over 100
- Pain is later revealed to be Naruto’s distant cousin from the Uzumaki clan
- His father, his mother, a fox, a crow, a frog and his dark persona live in Naruto’s belly, with Bee and his octopus popping by for visits.
- Itachi could have kidnapped Sasuke all this time, or at least told him the truth about Konoha, and the truth about Madara, and prevent all this faggotry, but Kishi wanted to milk it
- 600 billion exploding pieces of paper would cover about 14% of the earth’s surface. And it IS fucking retarded.

HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE THE WRITTEN SMACKDOWN OP HAS JUST LAID UPON SUCH AN INSTITUTION OF COMEDY.

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[] AMERI-TOLD
[X] TOLD INFINITY, AND BEYOND

WHEN I SAW THE OP, MY MIND COULDN'T EVEN ORIGINALLY PROCESS THE SATIRICAL EDGE HE HAD PUT INTO HIS WRITING. BUT FIVE MINUTES LATER, WHEN I WAS 2 KNUCKLES DEEP INTO MY GIRLFRIEND, I BROKE DOWN IN TEARS.

TEARS OF JOY AND LAUGHTER AT THE MERRIMENT OP HAD GIVEN ME WHEN HE FINALLY GAVE ITS COMEUPPANCE, WHICH BEFORE WAS A SACRED COW
THAT NO ONE IN /A/ WOULD DARE TOUCH.

MY LIFE IS IRREVOCABLY CHANGED TODAY, LIKE A MAN WHO CAN SEE IN COLOR FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE.

THANK YOU, OP. I MUST LEAVE NOW, AS IT IS DIFFICULT TO TYPE WITH ONLY ONE HAND.

Hey Narutards, here's something to illustrate your intellectual level.

Omg hai ^___^ Im Kirby-chan and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ Fourchan <3 and my fav is the anime and yaoi boards!!!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw&SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!! I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!
he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDNT BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THATS MY MAN WHY DONT YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NAURTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó) then sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! an guess wat!!!!!! he kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

>>63739602

>>63739840
>someone's avatar is Kenji of 20thCB
>praising Naruto
That is the saddest thing...I've ever seen.

>>63739118
>>63739118

I'm sorry, but is Naruto already finished? Oh, that's right. This manga isn't even over yet. In fact, it's barely started. Does not having your shit together at start-time count as a failure? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the manga is still on? Kishi is still in cocoon mode right now and this has been the best manga for how many years now? It’s competing with one of the worst mangas in the world, One Piece, who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off young kids who don’t appreciate darkness. But you know what? It still fucking sucks. Naruto is one of the greatest cultural phenomenons of our time, it crushed all opposition last year and would’ve won every manga award if Kishi wouldn’t have choked. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Naruto becomes epic again and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, One Piece is beginning to lose its sense of direction, just like Bleach did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Naruto topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like this manga because it’s good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll this amazing series on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>63739840
Everyone in this thread is making fun of the manga. Relax.

>>63739828
That's some funny shit. I stopped reading it around the Hinata confession since that's all I gave a shit about it. Who is the big bad now anyways it seems like they keep cropping up.

>>63739888
>>63739840
I actually read through that thread. Some mentally stable people actually tried to argue back, but the retarded masses just wouldn't shut up and OMG NEG REPPED^^ xD them til they left. Made me realize why anime forums are so shitty.

>110 posts and 10 image replies omitted.
Seriously?

>>63739748
thank you

>>63739961
Copypasta spam without sage actually brings it closer to bump limit. Both methods are effective.

Also
>Narutu
>/a/

>>63739970
Fuck off, shitty casual. People who use mangareaders should be banned.

>>63739892

Chargers-pasta on my /a/?

>>63739571
the lee gaara fight was amazing and not full retard.

>People thinking that just because there are members of the Leaf Village eating in a restaurant then the restaurant can only be in the Leaf Village

>>63740005

It was retarded. The whole Lee power-up sequence was ripped from DBZ.

Lee repeatedly kicking Gaara into the air was just dumb. How can he exert force onto Gaara without receiving an equal but opposite force? Idiotic.

Whole thing with him running in circles around Gaara and then jumping into the air was completely pointless.

>>63740167
how about the shikamaru temari fight then?

>>63740167
Are you really trying criticize physics in a shonen manga?

>>63740205

Entirely superfluous. Shikamaru could have won that fight in 2 seconds but for some reason he wasted a ton of chakra in forcing a draw.

Why he wanted to do that is completely beyond me, since he probably knew that he needed to conserve chakra for after the match.

>>63740263

Why not?

>>63740291
actually, he couldn't. at that point, he didn't know shadow choke or shadow sewing, so he had to rely on his one technique.

temari knew that single technique, so he had to figure out ways to trick her into getting caught.

>>63739559
lel

GET THE FUCK OUT AND GO TO SCHOOL.

>>63740291

It was supposed to be obvious that Shikamaru, while not having the raw power of Naruto or the natural ability of Sasuke was still able to beat the feared Sand Nin Temari, but just didn't have the drive to do so.

Because the tournament wasn't important to him and he found it "troublesome" he just quit rather than pushing forward. It fits his personality.

is it only me,but i cant help to wonder who is under that mask

>>63740394

Aizen.

No One Piece yet. What the fuck is taking so long?

ITT: 1 guy having a conversation with himself pretending to be 3 different people.

>>63740412
No One Piece this week.

Oda needs his breaks in order not to die.

>>63740412

168 more hours.

>>63740394
I've stopped caring.

>>63740412
no OP this week

>>63740419
or....or...and here's an idea, maybe different people on /a/ actually feel like talking about naruto.

>>63740427
I thought it had to do with him having a new kid.

>>63740419
4chan general

Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

>>63740472
wow, it took you over 100 posts.

>>63740340
>>63740380

Yes it was obvious that Shikamaru could have easily defeated Temari with his genius and quick thinking. What doesn't make sense is why would he waste so much chakra in fighting such a long battle (the Sun went down during this time) in order to force a draw, when victory could have been achieved with much less chakra?