Suck shit faggot I live on the other side of the planet and it's night and I work days go to night classes 4 days a week.

Yeah

YEAH

>>62710713
Hehe going to class like a faggot, onhii-chan ;3

>>62710688
>mfw when I have nothing to do today.
>mfw when I have nothing to do everyday.

>Report submitted! This window will close in 5 seconds...

>>62710688
>:)

All of my friends at school tell me how much of a NEET I am.

>normal fags

>mfw all the normal fags are in school or work :)

Mfw when it's 7:23 A.M. on the East Coast and my university classes don't start until 9 A.M.

>mfw i wish i was a neet, but wouldn't have any viable means of supporting myself

>>62710724
staying home is for aspie social fucktards

>>62710688
>:)
Stop.

I haven't left for work yet. Get a job you lazy parasites. Your ancestors are ashamed.

FUCK FUCK JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES FUCK GET OUT RIGHT NOW FUCK

I got voted most likely to succeed last week
Oh the irony

sup /jp/

>No job, not in College, no friends to spend time with
>Probably going to oversleep
>MyFaceWhen you think I'm going to actually finish anything in my backlog today

It's half past ten, I'm sure not 'all' of them would be at work.

>>62710774
Go back to bed. Take a nice long nap. You won't sleep too long, I promise. Nice warm bed. Soft nice bed. Warm. Comfort.

I hate being a NEET

Makes me feel even more worthless.

NEETs? What do you think this is? /jp/?
This board is for greentext blogs and big 3 discussion.

>>62710780
>He has a job.
That's a good thing. Don't be envious of no-lifes like us.

>>62710831
Wait, we aren't allowed to talk about Endless 8 anymore?

Fuck.

How does it feel to throw your life away?

Today was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Tomoka. She is really fucking hot and looks like a preschooler. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Mokkan called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

I am not a NEET, i am a housewife

>>62710865
Relaxed

Still waiting for anyone to give me a contract for technical training.

>>62710865
It's pretty fun actually.

>>62710909
Who is just going to give you a contract?

>>62710865
How does it feel to work your life away?

>:)
>taking pride in being a no-good leech on society

NEET & Hikikomori here. No friends, no family that wants to talk to me short of a 2 minute phone call a month and complete social anxiety.

I'm so under than I don't even want to go outside right now to buy food even though I have to eat is half a cup of rice. Please don't assume like we're actually having it good.

>>62710935
I think it goes without saying that I'm writing applications like the fist of the north star.

>>62710965
Oh. Yeah, that would make sense.

But it's 10:30PM.

I've already had school today and am now unwinding with some anime.

However, I really do envy you NEET's. I wish I were you, but my parents would probably kick me out of the house.

>>62710951
Most NEETs just buy their food at 2/3AM while no one's around.

I'm doing great, I've become a NEET a month ago. When and why did you become a NEET?

>>62710951

Eating is for fags anyway.

>>62711011
I live in a relatively closed area. Nothing is open around that time and the people around here will mug you if you're out that late for sure.

>>62711008
Do you really envy this pathetic little faggots that act like being a NEET is cool and edgy? I just came to this thread to laugh a little bit.

>>62711017
A year ago when I finished college

>>62710865
>implying I'm not writing a book, writing every day, and reading.

Do any of you NEETs actually study anything personal in your own time?

Do you just wallow in self-pity, decadence, and blame your lack of initiative or self-control on 'the man keeping you down' or 'the economy bad'.

There's a shit load you could do to improve your lives whilst you are a NEET you know - you don't even have to leave 4chan to get this advice as well: go to /fit/ for advice on improving your physical strength and health, go to /g/ and ask for resources for learning how to program, go to /int/ and raise your cultural awareness.

Stop being lazy shits and do something with your lives so you can actually escape the NEET trap.

>>62710865
Buddhist monks living in temples don't work for money, does it mean they're throwing their lives away?

>>62711017
Year and a half, health problems

>Implying I'm not posting this from class
Class browsing master race.

>>62711054
Kind of, yeah.
But not because they don't work for money.
I mean, what are they doing? Contemplating? For who?

>>62711041
>writing a book

>>62711054
Don't compare monks to NEETs

>>62711048
>Do any of you NEETs actually study anything personal in your own time?

I want to motivate myself to learn a language. Probably German or something.

>>62711054

They also actively contribute to their community though unlike you welfare and benefits scrounges.

I like to say I'm doing something as I'm attending school, but fuck knows what I do once that's over.

Not many jobs locally in my field and I'm too much of a wuss to move away.

I'm appreciating my waifu.

23 years old sitting at home watching Working
come at me

>>62711048
>go to /int/ and raise your cultural awareness
>/int/
>anything else than swinegolia and spic threads

>>62711093
So that's a no, then.

>>62711048
If they were studying or in education they wouldn't be a NEET then would they?

Go back to /soc/ normal.

>>62711076

>Sitting in class
>Bored
>Whip out phone
>Start browsing /a/
>Start laughing at thread
>People look at me.

>>62711048
>>>/adv/
Some people just want to take it easy. I can't speak for the rest of the fags in here but I am enjoying life. I don't have economical problems because my parents support me.

>>62711054
Not only are they important because religion is a great support for society despite what some atheists say (I'm an atheist btw), they cultivate their own food so they support themselves.

>:)
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>>62711093

Start by collecting resources then - language learning can be very easily done without even leaving your bedroom.

Set targets - learn enough so you can get by when you take a trip to Germany or whatever.

If you can't find the motivation realise that no one else will find it for you.

Buy a gun

>>62711128
>that emoticon
I can't tell if you're angry or happy.

Why don't you fucking NEET's learn Japanese and spend your days helping out the fan subbing community?

At least then you'd be giving back a bit to a medium you've consumed so much of.

>>62711139
He was quoting the original poster.

>>62711139

>>62710951
i will be your friend on steam

http://steamcommunity.com/id/sanneh

>>62711111

Since when did the only education that counts be formal you tard - do this shit in your spare/free time which you as a NEET have infinite of.

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>>62711152

no shit, idiot.

>>62711147
Yeah nah fuck you.

>>62711048
>read
>write
>exercise

All day, everyday.

>>62711152
>making a smiley face with angry eyebrows
>trying to save face after shitposting on /a/

>>62711128
He was probably being "ironic"

>>62710688

>mfw all the normal fags are in school or work :)

>mfw spring break just started

If this goes on, it won't end pretty.

>>62711198
>high school

Reported.

>>62711182
OP is the shitposter. Sage your posts and report.

>>62710865

What's a more meaningless existence: working a dead end full time job that you despise just so you can live comfortably for the two free days you get a week or sitting at home doing nothing but watching anime and porn?

It's all the same shit.

Are we going to have daily NEET threads now?

>>62711048
The problem is that I don't want escape my NEET life, I don't want to study something or learn new things, because I'm too lazy and lack motivation to do anything. Being a NEET is easy and enjoyable. Why would I study something just to get a little more money? I prefer to live enjoying my life without any responsibilities at all

>>62711147
私は毎日二時間日本語を勉強します。

I CAN'T WAIT TO BE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT ALL DAY AND PLAY ALL THESE GAMES AND WATCH ALL THIS ANIME AND JERK OFF TO ALL THIS HENTAI

>>62711211
>now

It's been a while but this is nothing new.

>>62711136
>Start by collecting resources then - language learning can be very easily done without even leaving your bedroom

I've downloaded a Pimsleur course. I hear those are pretty good.

>>62711226
People still watch hentai?

>>62711122
Happens to everyone. Still, better than the jock in my class that decided to watch a livestream of a football match, then accidentally cheered in the middle of class, forgetting where he was (he had headphones on).

NEET sounds great to me.

But I've heard others who are NEET say they thought the same, but after a few months, it becomes a really dull and depressing existence.

>>62711248
>watch

>>62711198
That explains why night /a/ is shittier than usual.

>>62711230
I mean were having these threads every morning. I don't remember it being this frequent.

I have a class from 3-5, and then I'm going to stay in the library and work. I prefer doing my work in the evening because it's quieter and I get more shit done in the evening.

>>62711211
Yeah I think that's a great idea.

>>62711248

There's some nice looking hentai out there.

But most of it's awful. Reading is better.

>>62711255
>it becomes a really dull and depressing existence
This.

But even after I started working it was more of a placebo, you would feel awesome after working 5 days a week for the entire day and then finally having some freetime for yourself.

In retrospect it's all the same shit with the difference that you money.

Did spring break really start? If so, I'm getting the fuck out of /a/ for a couple of weeks.

>>62711273
>were
*we're

>>62711255
>But I've heard others who are NEET say they thought the same, but after a few months, it becomes a really dull and depressing existence.

Depends.

NEET with lots of money = awesome life ever

NEET poorfag who needs to beg his mom for $5 to buy ramen noodles = miserable

>>62711307
I've been in spring break for 3 years

Not a neet or a hik, but might as well be.

I don't like going outside because everyone gets on my nerves.
People just piss me off with their constant complaining about easily solvable life "problems", endless gossiping, entitlement... oh the list goes on.

>>62711317
This. I'm really spoiled by my family. My family bought me a TV for christmas and I didn't even ask for it.

being a NEET is so fucking retarded

>>62711322
Are you trying to sound as underage as possible?

>>62711307
>Spring
It's Autumn now you fuck.

Finding a job isn't as easy as some people like to make it sound...

Especially when you're extremely socially awkward and have trouble communicating with people.

>Wake up
>Shower
>Browse 4chan
>Watch weekly anime
>Browse 4chan
>Holy shit why am I so tired all of a sudden
>It's somehow been ~18 hours already
>Go to sleep
>Repeat

father dead
mother only gets shitty widows pension
can't get a job permanent position
don't have dosh

fuck my life

>>62711362
Go away Australia.

>>62711362
Dammit are you that australian guy I got in an argument over whether it was monday or tuesday?

>>62711322
You and me both, I have a social phobia too so I get some benefits, but not enough to live as a NEET.

been a NEET for 11 months since i dropped out of an alternative teacher certification program. It isn't a very good life. I was much happier while I was in college. Now all I do is watch anime and play league of legends

I'm at home, quit my job last thursday. I have a shitload of stuff to do - aside from looking for a new job - but I can't be arsed to do so. Besides, I still have a shitload of anime to watch.

>>62711387

It's Tuesday right now bro.

Wednesday is in a couple of hours.

>>62711362
Oh good god, 7/10
You actually made me think it was August or September for a good 20 seconds there, then I got really confused.
I know you weren't trolling, but still, thanks for the laugh

Fuck I should probably go to sleep

>>62711412
Same. Time is a blur for me.

>>62711411
No the argument was last week I think.

>Wake up at 1PM
>Watch anime
>Browse /a/
>Fap for a solid 5 hours
>Go to bed at 5AM

Rinse and repeat.

>mfw I'm Australian and this country fucking rocks besides being the fastest country in the world.

>>62711373
I lol'd

>>62711440
Enjoy your giant spiders and killer kangaroos

>>62711448
It wasn't supposed to be funny you faggot.

When was the last time you guys took a shower?

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>>62711440
Right

>>62711471
yesterday, tomorrow again.

>>62711471
Every morning. I don't neglect my hygene just because I never leave the house.

>>62711438
I do the same thing except I wake up at around 9pm and sleep at 10am.

>>62711471
Since Christmas.

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD
LOL I JUST LITERALLY

PEED
MY
PANTS

JUST A LITTE THOUGH

I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ *HIGH FIVES* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>62711387
Nope.

>>62711471

Every morning and every night all day every day

>>62711471
Last friday, I don't really find it necessary.

We should set up a money making system involving linksharing or something.

>>62711471
Yesterday morning. I shower at least once every two days because I hate how greasy my hair gets if I don't and it makes me feel disgusting and filthy.

>>62711226
that's about the whole of it yep

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I case of anyone wondered why people don't go to /jp/, then read this thread.

>be a neet
>get governement money
>get more money then i would get if i actually worked
>spend money and figurines
>my face when i imagine people finding out that i spend money on figurines

>>62711430
I really wish that thread was posted today. Such nice people there.

>>62711530
You are just assuming things, most of /a/ browses /jp/.

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MOTHERFUCKER ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 FUCKING KAWAII ASS PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO FUCKING KAWAII IT'S SO FUCKING SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND SHIT BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE MOTHERFUCKING LORD OF THE MOTHERFUCKING KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS MOTHERFUCKING CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN*KAWAIINESS AND SHITINESS FOR 9000 YEARS SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS LE KAWAII

>>62711471
it used to be once every two weeks. Now I try to go jogging every other day so I shower a lot more often

>>62711357

Yeah look at all my angst and pain.

No you goddamn retard, I am just annoyed by people, what's so fucking hard to understand?
You right now are annoying me with your smug additude and the fact that you think that you know shit while you're doing nothing more then perpetuating a years old response to the edgy, emo teen stereotype and by doing so being an obnoxious stereotype yourself in the process.
Not only that but doing this also makes you an enormous hypocrite, well at least it would if you actually had the brains to figure any of this out.

You're the pretentious faggot that responds to the edgy faggot, way to go you mindless simpleton.

>>62711463
I've never seen a Kangaroo besides at a zoo, and the only spiders I' ever find are tiny shits barely bigger than your pinky nail.
Do you think all ausfags have Kangaroos in their backyards or something?

>>62711478

>This is what typical Americans believe.

>>62711546
>>62711525
>>62711501
>Manual spamming

That's pretty funny. I have no idea what you're trying to accomplish with it, though.

>>62711516
>I hate how greasy my hair gets if I don't
I actually sort of like that feeling. I'm not sure why, though.

>>62711532

>Get money from government
>Use it to support Japanese companies

>>62711573
Well, yeah. It's true right?

>>62711555
CRAWLLING IN MY SKIN

>/jp/-wannabe NEET TOLD Status

[ ] Not told
[X] Told
[X] Fuckin' Told
[X] Neon Genesis Evangelitold
[X] Toldhou
[X] Cowboy Betold
[X] Told metal Alchemist
[X] Tolden Boy
[X] Record of Toldoss War
[X] Narutold
[X] My Neighbor Toldtoro
[X] My Little Sister can't be this Told
[X] Fate/Stay Told
[X] YotsubaTOLD
[X] Fractold
[X] Told aru majutsu no Index
[X] Azumanga Daitold
[X] Told Love-ru
[X] Dragon Told Z
[X] Panty & Stocking with Gartoldbelt
[X] Told Piece
[X] Fist of the Told Star
[X] Toldtami galaxy
[X] Space Battleship YamaTOLD
[X] Yami wo Kirisaku TOOOOOLD DESIIIIIRE
[X] Kara no Toldkai
[X] Toldadora
[X] Puella Magi Matolda Magica
[X] Zero no Toldkaima
[X] Toldere (b-b-baka! Its not like I got told for YOU or anything)
[X] Ore no Funimation konna ni Told wake ga nai
[X] Kamijou Told-ya
[X] Urotsukidoji Legend of the Tolderfiend
[X] JIBUN TOOOOOOOOOOLD
[X] KIMI DAKE TOLD
[X] OMAE TOLD
[X] Digimon Told Wars
[X] Tengen Toldpa Gurren Lagann
[X] Yu-gi-told
[x] TOLD
[x] Fucking TOLD
[x] Mawaru PenguinTOLD
[x] TOLD & Bunny
[x] NichiTOLD
[x] TOLDm@aster
[x] Usagi TOLD
[x] IkoTOLDMeiro no TOLD
[x] Baka to TOLD S2
[x] Uta no TOLD
[x] TOLD-sama no Told
[x] SacreTOLD TOLD
[x] TOLDpire: The TOLDmation
[x] Ryo-Kyu-TOLD
[x] Infinite StraTOLD
[X] Kamisama TOLD
[X] Sailor TOLD
[X] TOLD Geass
[X] The pleasure of being TOLD inside
[X] We still don't know how TOLD we were that day
[X] Told Ultimate VIII
[x] Tengen TOLDpa Gurren Lagtold
[x] Idolm@asTOLD
[X] Boku no TOLD
[X] Pokemon Told and Silver
[x] Queen of the CrysTOLD

you guys should go go to /jp/
i'm sure they will love to have more neets join them

>Anon, what are you going to do when your parents are dead?
I don't know!

>>62711590

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

>>62711555
You're doing well.

You know, I don't get why NEETs just don't go adventuring or some shit. My uncle hated working under society, had the whole "slave to the machine" mindset. So he took what money he had and just went wandering from city to city on foot. Did this for around 5 years before he finally settled down somewhere and got a job.

I mean, if your life is shit and you've nothing to lose, why not go do something most normalfags are too pussy to do? Then you can at least become an interesting person. And hey, it might be like your chinese cartoons.

>>62711588
The white devil msut be brought to it's knees.

>>62711622
Who said my life was shit?

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>>62711622
>You know, I don't get why NEETs just don't go adventuring or some shit. My uncle hated working under society, had the whole "slave to the machine" mindset. So he took what money he had and just went wandering from city to city on foot. Did this for around 5 years before he finally settled down somewhere and got a job.

Damn. I'd love to do that.

>>62711622
I live in the ghetto.

NEET 9 years , bath 5 times a year .
will go to Japan to study next month .
;_;

>>62711622
Depression and Social anxiety doesn't work like that. At least Hiki wise it doesn't.

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>this thread
Shouldn't this have been deleted by now?

>>62711644
>NEET 9 years
Jesus, I'm two years. I hope I never turn out like you

>>62711658
neet is /a/ and /jp/ related
:)

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LOL I JUST LITERALLY

PEED
MY
PANTS

JUST A LITTE THOUGH

I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ *HIGH FIVES* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I have to go to a tutorial in about an hour. I'm nervous as fuck.
help

damn,its raining all the way from work to home riding my bike.

>So anon, what have you done the past years, you didn't even report yourself unemployed

Uh, I was watching chinese cartoons and was masturbating.

>>62711622
I've considered it actually.

y is mai life sooo terrible ;(;(;(

>>62711622
last time I acted like that they put me in a hospital

>>62711622

I'm not a dirty hippie and I love machines

>>62711622
I did. Spent 6 months playing cards, living in a hostel, and having sex with 5 different women (tourist)

Shit was cash.

>>62711675
>Using a trip

Filtered. That was easy.

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>>62711573
joke's on you i don't even know where that country is

>>62711685
This thread is more about embracing it. Most people here are happy about it.

>>62711697
>and having sex with 5 different women
Bitches love people who live in hostels?

>>62711644
>bath 5 times a year .

I can smell you from here.

Cool question, I'm a NEET for almost a year now because my Uni don't let me take new courses, but today, in an hur, I'll go to do the last and final burocratic stuff so I can resume and finish my studies. Feels good man.

>>62711658
/a/ doesn't even have any decent mods, he's just there to change the background of r/a/dio threads.

>>62711721
Yeah, international pussy is the best because you fuck them, then they leave the next day. Women are sluts when they travel abroad.

>Graphic design class kicking my ass
>First Assignment was turned in late, because of Job.
>Second Assignment was corrupt and I lost it, and didn't want to start over.
>Third Assignment won't be turned, because I'm being swamped with my other classes.
>mfw

Sometimes I envy you guys

>>62711726
I should read two times my posts before hitting submit at this hours...

>>62711768
Huh. Shame I don't live in a tourist trap.

>>62711622
I don't have the charisma or confidence to do something like that, i'd rather live my comfy life watching and fapping to 2D while telling people online how shit their taste is.

>Watch the calendar to see where my animu is going to be released
>Realize a week from now will be my birthday

I used to be so pumped for this

>>62711878

I'm only going to be a NEET for about three more months. After that, it's all college for me.

>>62711558
Tomorrow morning, take a walk. Now while you're walking along a path, look up. See that spider on that spiderweb? That thing is bigger than your palm.

Now, go get yourself a Toyota Hilux with some roobars and go for a drive. A long drive. Interstate across a desert. You're bound to hit a roo or two. Why are all us Australians such shitposters?

>I'm browsing /a/ in class
Where did it all go so wrong

>>62711912
>Go to the middle of nowhere to find the kangaroos
>He thinks spiders are in the city.
How about actually living in Australia before talking shit.

>>62711899

And to think last year was like this

>>62710688
>How are you NEETs doing today?
well, actually all of us /a/nons or a big part of us are gentlemen studying in college or university to get better jobs and afford our precious hobby/lifestyle we are a huge amount of engineers like me, go back to >>>jp

>mfw all the normal fags are in school or work
>:)
just get the fuck out of here please

We had a similar thread yesterday.

It was just as shitty.

>/a/ - Anime & Person/a/l Blogs

>>62712016
>and afford our precious hobby/lifestyle
as if you need a well paying job to afford all those figurines and anime. Even a McDonalds job does it.

>>62712016
>all of us /a/nons or a big part of us are gentlemen studying in college or university

>>62711997
I suggest you do the same as well. Watch out for the drop bears too, faggot.

If you never drove down/up the New England, then of course you've never seen a roo in the wild.

>>62711622
I used to fantasize about that, but let's face it, I've been a shut-in for .. I think it was around 4-5 years now. I'm able to take absolutely everything for granted, a warm bed to sleep in at night, a fridge that my mom constantly restocks with food, a computer with internet I can use whenever I want for entertainment or social interaction, and hell, even running water is technically a luxury.

It's easy to imagine just going out on a great adventure and not giving a shit about any of that, but in reality, most of us would want to crawl back to this comfortable lifestyle within the first 24 hours.

Only time I go outside is to walk my dog

I've been a NEET since september 2011. I've been working on finding a job but sadly enough it just won't work.

I am however studying Japanese in the meantime mainly because of /a/ and im@s. I'll be going back to school in September though because being a NEET is fine and all but I want to learn something proper too.

>>62712016
>gentlemen
>engineer
haha oh wow sorry to break your bubble there buddy

Going to bed before I finally move out and in to my own place tomorrow, Feels good man

>>62712260
>learning a language so you can watch cartoons and play children games

>>62711054

>>62712433

Mutatsu my nigga, you need a new set of clothes

>>62712429
> watching cartoons with subs and waiting for translaions of children games

i'm okay

just woke up, still in my PJs and blanket.
drinking coffee

I don't know what to do today.

I've been a NEET/hikki for two years ever since I dropped out of highschool.
Been seeing a doctor for the same amount of time, and I will get under social security soon.

Not anime or manga, fuck off.

Been up all night playing Freespace 2.

I'm on fucking medium and this game is fucking my shit up.

Also this isn't /jp/

I sort of miss my NEET life, but working isn't that bad. Both have their advantages and disadvantages.

>>62712494
>Been seeing a doctor for the same amount of time
A psychologist?

>>62712522
yes

>>62712507
> there will never be a space combat game as awesome as Freespace 2 again
;_;

>>62712429
There's no better motivation for learning a language than a hobby or a pastime if you ask me.

>>62712532
My aunt asked me to see one. I opted to get a job instead to prove that I'm OK.

>>62710688
Wrong.
University starts at 6 pm.

I work full time, but I'm on an overnight shift and this is my day off anyway.

Living on my own, making my own money and stuff. Feels good man. I'd never go back to being a NEET.

>>62711471
I took even more often a shower than usual if I have hollydays or be in a NEET phase. When you have too less things to do a ~1h shower is always a god thing.

>>62712567
>1h shower
Stop destroying the planet.

>>62712587
>implying we'll run out of water

>>62712587
Someone has to force us off the earth after all.

>implying NEET life isn't the best life

Don't know why people who get money stuffed up their asses all day long are still complaining about their life

Anyway in my country it's not so easy to become a parasite and leech off the state so I haven't become a neet really

If I study I can still say "fuck it" later on, but then at least I won't be destined to work at McDonalds if I ever decide to go back