id be able to see it too but its fucking overcast

Oh, thanks for remembering me. I don't want my 2d to be toasted.

What?

>>62480984
Start explaining OP.

When can I turn the shit on again? Noon?

>unplug your animes.
>Oh, thanks for remembering me

Fuck, I know you guys are trying to warn me of something, but I have no clue what.

I thought the big one that requires us to store things in microwaves is coming at a later date. This one will apparently just affect some satellite single and what not so all those Twitterers can't tell the world thee are currently picking their nose over 3G.

Is it November yet?
no?

bothing will happen
Mayas said it

I don't go out so somebody please explain.

Guys, start checking a news site at least once per day.
Seriously.

>Mfw

>Not coating your animes with anti-emp coating

Nothing will happen

The world can't end before RoE3

Awesome. Maybe it will free me of my backlog.

Just double checked. 2013 is apparently when the big one happens.

Polefag here.

Shit will be hard and beautiful. I'll stay on /a/ anyway, fuck this machine.

So the power apparently will be turned off until Friday? Will it actually happen though?

>mfw it's true

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2111506/Solar-storm-March-2012-New-sunspot-group-unle
ashes-barrage-huge-solar-flares.html

Cool. I'm going for a walk soon.

So do I just shut down my computer, or do I need to actually unplug it, too?

But I'm currently on the night side of the planet. Will it still kill me?

It's alright, the Sun's harmful rays can't penetrate the concrete walls of my basement.

>>62481145
>Daily Mail
Solar flairs coming over here and disrupting our power lines. Why isn't the Government not doing anything to combat this foreign menace?

>>62481156
I LOVE YOU SHiN, BEFORE WE ALL DIE I WANTED TO SAY THAT

>>62481145
>Daily Mail
Really? That's the first place you checked?

My aluminum armor is ready.

I'll play AoM under the power of Rah to pay my homage to our Great Father.

It hit multiple hours ago.

But if it fucks up the planes and shit, wont the planes already up in the air come crashing down on us?

>>62481177
>>62481169
Shit source aside, it's still true.

>>62481211
We're already dead.

>>62481211
No, it exploded multiple ours ago.
Shit's on its way to fuck with us.

I'm just still online because I need to warn my friends on /a/.

OH GREAT MODS, PROTECT US, POOR MORTEL, FROM THIS EVIL!

EVERYONE IS GONNA DIE

When is it going to happen?

Just wrap your HD in tinfoil

Or put them in microwave

Jokes aside, what are the risk?

>>62481237
>No, it exploded multiple ours ago.
That's sort of correct, though it exploded on Tuesday.

http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html

Nasa stream

not sure if it's live? nope

>>62481266
Just the power can go out for a while

How do you kill that which has no life?

>>62481244
Mods can't even protect us from off topic.

My lights flickered a while ago.
Was that it?
Also I'm on the dark side of the earth right now.

>>62481271
>Believing in NASA streams and public info
Yeah, men totally went to the moon.

The news says largest in 6 years. I'm gonna be honest I don't remember an apocalypse of crashing planes and mass blackouts back in '06

Well, it was a good run guys.

Atleast I got to watch K-ON movie before I die.

Now people are going to start talking about how space radiation is killing them.

>>62481300
DON'T EVEN START THIS SHIT.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE, /a/ ;_;

>>62481308
when did the subs come out.

>>62481322
But if you die, maybe you become 2D.

nothing bad will happen

we might see some cool Aurora Borealis in random parts,

Now that you all mention it. My HD TV I use for a monitor got all fucking weird around midnight.

All I had to do was unplugged it and plug it back in and it's working fine now. My PC and everything else didn't react.

>>62481300
What other proof do you need, yuropeen?

I WILL PROTECT MY WAIFU, COME AT ME SOLAR STORM.

>>62481331
You become proteins and salts and organic shit that can only be seen through microscopes.

Yes, you become 2d.

ACCEL SPAMMER WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU?

>>62481339

Also, my hands smell like lemons. I haven't eaten any lemons in months.

> will happen in few hours

Nothing's gonna happen, faggots.

>>62481384
Protection by Saya more like.

>>62481271
Why is it so hard to ask interesting questions to a astronaut or even a football players.

Like yeah we do our job blah blah.

I'm going to keep my computer on all day and wait for nothing to happen, I'm a daredevil like that.

>>62481428
The solar flairs won't blind you y'know.

>>62481428
You're so radical.

I have Gundam SEED and Aoi Hana on my backlog. I'll be okay.
Gundam SEED looks kinda shitty, though.

>>62481428
Enjoy losing all of your animes when sun radiation melts your hard drive.

I love you /a/, Hope nothing really happens.

Maybe aliens will come.

Nothing better happen, I honestly wouldn't know what to do with myself.

I hope it destroys 4chan's servers.

My HD is safe, I life in the basement, I cannot even receive phone wave.

>>62481480
Even if they do, you'll never have a cute alien girlfriend ;_;

>>62481334
I think this is a good enough reason to leave the house for the first time in months.

So will there be northern lights across all the north hemisphere?

>people thinking the waves are the problem
Do you guys know that your machines are plugged to the electric grid?

>>62481592
So what?

http://www.swpc.noaa.gov/

>2012-03-08 03:18 UTC Solar Radiation Storm Continues, Geomagnetic Storming Expected
>The coronal mass ejection (CME) associated with the R3 (Strong) Radio Blackout event from 0024 UTC March 7 (7:24 p.m. EST March 6) is forecast to pass ACE early morning UTC on March 8 (start of day EST March 8). Geomagnetic storm periods reaching the G3 (Strong) level are likely as a result. Additionally, the Solar Radiation Storm levels remain above the S3 (Strong) threshold at this time. Region 1429 remains potent and subsequent activity is certainly possible. Updates here as conditions warrant.

You know what you have to do to protect your waifu, /a/.

>>62481611
Surges.

>>62481629
So we are going to have power outages today

Fucking sugoi

I hope something big happens. I'm so fucking tired of seeing the same shit everyday.

>>62480984
>this morning
Morning is over already.

>>62480984
reported
ITT:retards dont know x solar flares are bad just for communication devices

>>62481671
No dude, it could set the world on fire.

>>62481629
I have a surge protector.

>>62481659
Not for the Western Hemisphere it ain't. It's just about to hit 0700 on the East Coast, which is the time the main effect of the storm is supposed to hit the planet.

It's going to hit 7am EST, time to unplug your shit.

You ladies can take those tinfoil bonnets off now, because there's no way that my America would be threatened by something as ridiculous as solar flares. You can't shoot them, so that means that they don't exist! And if they did exist, they'd take one look at me and go back to France.

where is Kamina where you need him?

>>62481691
Not it can't reported again

>>62480984
It's over. It was due to hit between 1AM and 5AM EST. If your electronics still work you survived. Grats.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17295337

Why is the Sun such a shitty star?

>>62481692
>wakarimasen archer
>not Gil archer
What to do with these mongrels?

2012-03-08 11:32 UTC Geomagnetic Storm has Started, Solar Radiation Storm Continues

The coronal mass ejection (CME) associated with the R3 (Strong) Radio Blackout event from 0024 UTC March 7 (7:24 p.m. EST March 6) arrived at ACE at 1045 UTC today (5:45 a.m. EST March 8). So far the orientation of the magnetic field has been opposite of what is needed to cause the strongest storming. As the event progresses, that field will continue to change. Based on overall strength, the predictions for periods reaching the G3 level look justified. Additionally, the Solar Radiation Storm levels remain above the S3 (Strong) threshold at this time, with values rising at the moment with the shock arrival. Region 1429 remains potent and subsequent activity is certainly possible. Updates here as conditions warrant.

if it's cloudy here does that mean nothing will happen to my stuff?

Woohoo, Earth is gonna burn up and humanity will be incinerated!
Finally, we will be rid of these filthy normalfags!

>>62481768
You live on Earth too, you know.

>>62481791
You can't prove that he lives on earth.

>>62481791
Not much longer!

>>62481741
No, that's the initial part of the storm. It's not supposed to actually hit until 20+ minutes from now. The auroras won't even appear until over 17 (give or take) hours from now.

>>62481753
The clouds will fall from the sky and crush your house

>>62481791
>>62481768
>>62481814
>>62481821
>2012
>Living in the Earth

Ishygiddy diggidy woop.

Mercury must be suffering right now.

4chan's servers are going to burst in flames, folks.

It's been a good run.

See you space cowboys.

>>62481753
Coralians will rape the fuck out of your city.

>>62481833
>auroras
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

>>62481864
Who cares about the shittiest sailor.

>>62481888
>Mercury
>Shittiest

http://www.swpc.noaa.gov/NOAAscales/
Here you muppets.

G3 isn't that high, its HIGH but nothing extensive.
God now you give me fucking paranoia and I am thinking my headache is due to my brain being fried

>>62481888
The shittiest one was Sailor Moon.

Fuck, do I need to cover my hardrives with aluminum foil or anything like that?

So the survivors will get awesome powers and shit right?

Turnoff your pc until the sun is down.

>>62481925
Yes, don't forget to put a hat on too.

>>62481934
I can already feel stronger.

All this radiation on my genes sure show results fast.

>>62481925
... if things were really bad putting a fucking aluminium foil would just make it worse you fuck tard.

do you want to bake your harddrive?

If its strong enough to damage your electronics badly then it going to be strong enough to make you seriously ill.

what if we get superpowers

and can summon our waifus?

>>62481976
We call that natural selection.

>>62481919
In fairness, the forecast does predict isolated G4 storms. Still nothing to worry about compared to some of the shit I'm sure we'll get over the course of the solar maximum.

>>62481973
Same. Finally I can hear the difference between 320CBR MP3 and FLAC clearly.

UPDATE:

Geomagnetic storms as of now have risen to G1.

>>62481991
>summon Gil
>every waifu belongs to him
>everyones waifu thus belongs to me

>>62481919
You have a headache too? What latitude do you live at, I'm around the 42°N.

Would staying in a concrete bunker help in anyway?

Geomagnetic storms makes me think of Red Alert Tiberium sun game.

>>62482026
Holy shit, I have a headache too!

What does this mean?

>>62482019
And that mean?

>>62482005
Actually, that's because the solar radiation accelerates rotational velocidensity, so your 320 MP3's are now probably around 64kbps.

>>62482055
>>62482026

Stop feeding my fears.

>>62482055
WE HEADACHE NOW

>>62482055
Your autism is boiling.

>>62482055
>>62482026
>>62481919
Me too.
I think we're receiving our superpowers.

>>62482055
You have a head.

Blowout soon, fellow /a/non.

The time is now.

I'm feeling tingly. Am I batman now?

>>62482064
Lies! I've just converted flac to mp3 and listened to mp3 file a few seconds after conversion, it couldn't accelerate rotational velocidensity that badly.

My hyperweapon is tingling, damn you sun.

I seriously hope my power won't be something like turning into a bucket.

>>62482090
Fuck batman.
I WANT TO HAVE THE SPEEDFORCE.

>>62482095

I have a slight fever and sore throat. What powers may I get?

... The estimate Kp for today is extremely low.
So today isn't going to something to worry about..

Can I finally be MC?

NOW FINALLY I CAN BECOME LIKE ACCELERATOR

>>62482143
You are already the MC of your own life.
it will be cancelled early

>>62482126
The what?
Explain further.

Will it turn me into the little girl?

>>62482126
http://www.swpc.noaa.gov/today.html#xray
Have look.

9 and below is minor.

We are well below 9Kp, so its we not going to suffer anything as long as we aren't spacemen floating towards the sun.

>>62482143
Fuck this, I want to be a little girl.

Praise the sun.

>>62481991
Calling dibs on Haqua, enjoy you're shit waifus.

guys i'm getting a headache aswell,
CET+1 timezone here

zappityzap

>>62482218
Oh boy, not again...

Solar Activity Forecast: Solar activity is expected to be moderate to high. M-class level activity is expected to continue and there continues to be a good chance for an additional major flare and/or proton producing event from Region 1429. In addition, the growth trend in 1430 suggests that it may also contribute to the M-flare activity during the next three days.

Geophysical Activity Forecast: The geomagnetic field is expected to be active initially on day 1 (08 March) but is expected to increase to major storm levels with a likelihood for isolated severe storm levels after the arrival of the CME from today's X5/full halo event. The arrival time is estimated to be sometime between 0600-1000Z. Minor to major storm levels are expected to continue partway (6-12 hours) into the second day (09 March), but a decline to predominantly active levels is expected for the remainder of the day. Predominantly unsettled levels are expected for the third day (10 March). The greater than 10 MeV proton event is expected to continue through the first day and is also likely to continue partway through the second day. The greater than 100 Mev proton event is expected to slowly decline over the next 24 hours.

Short animation of the solar storm happening right now.

PRAISE THE SUN

>>62482243
Woah...

>people having headaches right now
Mine's not a headache, just stuffy.

I'm terrified.

What the fuck are the Gundams for?