>Socializing

>10 year old
>knows what lewd means

Try to make up a story that's slightly less pathetic, if you can

>>61930066
Not OP, but you'd be surprised/disgusted at how little people care about properly raising their kids these days.

>8 year old nephew with ADD comes over
>wants to play PS3
>gets mad that I don't have Call of Duty or any shooter aside from Mass Effect
>decides on Soul Calibur
>"look at them boobies big boobies"
>proceeds to make slurping sounds while moving his hands in a groping motion
>mfw no reaction image can display my hatred of the human race

>>61931051
You can always try correcting him on his idiocy.

>>61931129
Of course I've tried to help set him straight, but it's not going to do anything if it's not constant. I don't even want to know what kind of environment he lives in.

>playing Persona 3
>22 year old sister walks in
>what game is that?
>it's a uhhh..... adventure game
>can I watch?
>sure
>she ends up staying up until 4 am playing with the social links

Everything went MUCH better than expected

>>61931051
That's actually pretty normal.

>>61931376
>boy loves boobs
>try to set him straight
he sounds straight to me

Your cousn is apure maiden, be proud of her..at least until she transform in a slut

>>61931580
>That's actually pretty normal.
>"proceeds to make slurping sounds while moving his hands in a groping motion"

I uh, never did that when I was 8.

>>61931643
He's 8.
8 year olds shouldn't be worried about sex. That's how we end up with all these teen pregnancies.

>>61931580
The fact that it's seen as normal is the problem.

>7 year old sister sees my naked body penis and all
>she says "whats that thing hanging in between your legs?"
>I say "its uh... a banana"

And then I ran away never speaking of it again....

>>61931778
Yep, was just about to post something along those lines. If that's seen as normal for a 10 year old by anyone, then they've had a shitty upbringing

>>61931051
he's just acting what we're all thinking

>>61931825
>8 year old.

Got a lot on the mind right now.

>>61931825
>>61931903
typo or not, that's still absurd behavior even for a 10 year old.

>>61931051
well yea, sometimes I regret that I allow sister watching youtube channels

>not english speaking country
>7 y o sister describing some story from school
>".... it's lol"
>mfw you don't know that feel, since you are speaking english and it's not disgusting for you

>>61931051
It's your fault for playing anyone but Yoshimitsu and Nightmare.

>>61932045
I so hate that fucking feeling.
Even worse is, because of constantly being on 4chan or other english sites, I began thinking in english. And I'm prone to saying that shit as well only to correct myself immediately after or leaving big pauses to look for other words to use.
Shit sucks.

>8 year old cousin comes over
>sees your narutard and pokiman collections
>starts going on and on about narutard and pokiman
>you realize that the past 30 years of your worthless life was spent watching chinese childrens cartoons
>kill yourself

>>61931807
Oh god I hate that feel.

>8 year old sister playing with legos
>asks if I want to play
>say yeah sure and sit next to her
>some time goes by
>"what is that?"
>have no idea what she's talking about
>ask her what she means
>she crawls over to me and says "this"
>feel her hand on my bare penis making me realize I forgot to zip my fly
>no words
>start to get an erection
>in a complete panic
>run away getting legos stuck to foot
>never speak of it again

10 years later and I still can't look at her without feeling guilty. I doubt she even remembers.

>>61932860
brb, calling the cyber police to track your IP

>>61932860
she will remember for every day of her life

>>61932860
you all know what to do

http://tips.fbi.gov

>>61932860
She's spent 10 years waiting for you to show her your penis again, and you don't even look at her in the eyes.

You're such a bad brother.

>>61932860
You know what you should have done.

>>61932860
Wait, you aren't wearing underwear?

>>61931051
Do you not remember what it's like to be a kid? Kids know about sex at an early age

this happened oday

>6 years old girl(wtaever you can the sons of your cousins) in the house
>im watching nisemonogatari 8
>she stands by my side while i play and replay the new opening
>"that is so fag"..she says
>mfw

Who teach kids so young words like that man
is up to you if you want to believe me, i myself could not belive what i heard

>>61933189
Sounds like you got told hard, fag.

>>61933189
She probably browses reddit and 9ga.g

probably best you just kill her now anon

>>61932860
>getting legos stuck to foot

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

>>61932860
It's funny, because she probably remembers it perfectly every time she looks at you.

>>61932045
I know that feel.

Kids these days keep saying lol irl for almost everuthing here.

They don't even know what the fuck lol means

My 9 year old cousin plays GTA and likes to stop by the strip join occasionally
In the game I mean

I seriously wonder how the fuck his parents let him play the goddamn game

>>61933139
There's a difference between being aware of the concept of sex and illustrating how sex works while yelling "booby booby boobies."

>>61932860
>>61931807
>At my aunt's house
>Cousin was like 8 at the time
>For some reason the word penis comes up somewhere
>She gives me a confused look
>"well.. you see... penis... men ha-"
>"I know what a penis is, I've seen my dad's"

Her parents were divorced and she didn't live with him anymore. What the fuck.

>12 year old cousin comes to visit
> sees my 3DS
> "oh my gosh you have a 3DS! I would love one!"
> I say I will give it to her if she can beat Ocarina of Time in less than a month
> takes the 3DS home
> 2 weeks later phone rings
> "it's you cousin asking for you"
> she's overjoyed, just beated it and thinks it's the best game ever

Everithing whent better than expected, even losing the 3DS.

>>61933464
>Beat OoT in two weeks

Bullshit, kids are awful at games.

>>61933464
Good job, sir. You are educating kids in good gaming.

>youth orchestra
>had to drive my little bro there
>arrive
>hear 11 year-olds talking about blow jobs
>mfw
my god, kids these days.
Also, the other day I learned that about 65% of children who enter 6th grade have seen a porn video. 6th grade->I was 10 years old when I entered.
Who the fuck are raising children like these.
I mean, you would understand if they were 14 or so because of puberty, but barely 10? Come on.

>>61933539

I saw my first porn video in the 6th grade.

But that's because I was in Italy (at relatives place, no parents), and it's broadcast on their channels over there.

>>61933539
>Who the fuck are raising children like these
the music these days

>>61929955
>gives it back saying "it's too lewd"
I've never even heard anyone say "lewd" before, I've only ever read it as text.

>>61933620
Low class mongrel.

>>61933525
If you play some hours a day, 2 weeks is long enought to beat Ocarina, even if you are awlful at games.
Also, she can use the internet. Probably searched a guide for the water temple, I guess. Don't really know.

>>61933620
Undoubtedly because you are a troglodyte.

>>61933539
It's fucking disgusting. Shit like this is why I don't even dream of having a kid, they would be corrupted by all the little faggy brats running around.

>>61933672

>Low class mongrel.

As much as the media attempts to portray rich people as being highly educated, most of them are only slightly more intelligent than the masses (simply because they spell better on average).

source: 14 years in the private school system

>>61933705
Water temple got redone for the remake
>>61933620
Out, you horrid pleb

>>61933705
I hear they really dumbed down the WT for the 3DS version.

Am I the only person in existence who loved the original Water Temple? ;_;

>>61933705
>The water temple
That fucking place.

>lewd
I can't believe this.

>>61933802
reported

>>61933766
I, like most people, hated the WT, but changing it goes too far. The water temple is supposed to be a bitch to beat.

>>61933539
They teach sex ed and shit in 6th grade atleast in america they do, atleast for me they did.

>>61933759
>Hurr how do I joke
Not everything everyone says is to be taken entirely serious.

>>61933802
Reported so hard.

>>61933942
It was taught in 5th grade for my cousin.
It wasn't full blown J-jam it in!
But it was "people have needs" blah "periods" dicks etc.

>>61933539
Oh god, when I first got into masturbation, I had the reflexes of a goddamn ninja guru that just got back from meditation for several years.

I knew where everything in the house was before I started to wank it. Even if the wind were to blow differently, I would immediately close whatever I was browsing, delete the tags and history, and do a backflip onto the couch and pretended like nothing happened.

I owe it all to porn downloaded from dsl for my expansive technical knowledge. Without it, I am nothing.

>>61934004
I still have amazing hearing from years of practice as a horny adolescent

>>61933729
>2012
>Not sheltering your kids and only letting them play with cousins

When I was in middle school me and my friends talked about the porn we watched.

>>61934084
Sheltering is just as bad.
You end up with basement dwelling, people hating, mother's boy people like me.

>>61933539
>At xmas party with my family.
>Cousin has two daughters, one 15 year old and another 9 year old
>Overheard them talking about periods
>Ask the 15 year old if it's ok for her sister to now about that.
>The 9yo tells me that she already knows about periods, condoms, where do babies come from.
>The 15yo tells me that her mother (my cousin) already told them everything because when she was little nobody talked to her about that kind of stuff.
Its not just the kids, the parents are kind of at fault too, I just don't know what is going to happen in 20 years when this kids, that already know about sex before they reach puberty, have their own kids.

>>61934000
I love how they always spend like 1 to 2 weeks on the female reproduction system And when they got to male reproduction, it was basically "yeah, the penis shoots sperm and what not" and that was basically it. Fuckin' Sexist.

>>61932175
I can't even communicate in my native language without using English words every second sentence.

>>61934164
There is nothing wrong with kids knowing about sex at 9 or 10. The problem is kids being exposed to internet porn and all the shitty memes online. It is mostly internet shit they need to be sheltered from.

>>61934164
Off topic, but oh shit I love your filename.

>>61934266
What's your native language?

>>61934164
> filename
I... I see it...

>>61934204
Well, the female reproductive system is a lot more interesting than the male.

>>61931051

Ah Liberialism

>>61934164
As long as she's not saying she wants to go and fuck somebody, what's the problem? It sounds like it was explained well to her if anything. Especially the stuff about periods since she'll probably be getting hers soon. She'd be terrified of what's happening to her if she didn't know ahead of time.

>be together with aunt and her daughter who's 9
>the loli keeps quiet for 2 hours
>suddenly she keeps asking questions about sexuality, periods, and pregnancy
>her mother calmly answers everything in a tasteful manner
>still feel awkward as fuck
>can't get out, we're in a car

>>61934434
It leads to her fucking somebody, of course. Why SHOULDN'T she be terrified of what's happening...?

>>61934414
liberalism ain't the issue

>>61934434
This. If my dick suddenly started bleeding for no apparent reason I'd freak the fuck out.

>>61934434
> pen-pen_ejaculating_his_brain.jpg

>>61934414

>>61934522
Whip it out and start to fap, that's the only thing you can do in such a situation.

>>61934522
> Not bringing headphones and a media player for long car rides
ISHYGDDT

>be in a public swimming pool
>touch a 6-year-old
>she goes to her mother
>mother screams in horror and looks in my direction
>get arrested a few days later as police had logs of me paying in
>currently on bail
Feels bad.

>>61934164
Not seeing the problem here. I'd rather my kids learned about sex from talking with me than from finding out from their friends/porn.

Periods aren't even inappropriate either. They're a biological function, not sexual. She's a girl, don't you think she should know about this stuff before it happens to her?

>>61934557
Huh, not sure how I went from "Pun-pun" to "Pen-pen". Maybe I was thinking about penguins at the time?

>>61934589
Wait, wait what?

>>61934589
How did you touch the 6 year old?

>>61934588
>ANON WHY DO YOU NEVER TALK WITH US DON'T YOU LIKE US?

besides, I was reading a book

>>61934589
You should've seen enough hentai to know what to do in some years.

>>61934706
Eh, whenever I'm on a long car ride I either fall asleep or pretend to, so I don't need to worry about that.

>>61934266
>I can't even communicate in my native language without using English words every second sentence.

brace for it


>I can't even communicate in my native language without using Japanese words every second sentence.

>>61934414
>liberalism
>not opressive dictoatorship keeping the ignant more ignant

enjoy

>>61933539
> That feel that through some sort of arcane mystery you managed to not fap for the first 16 years of your life.

Honestly, I didn't even know what my boners exactly pertained to until I was sufficiently bored to randomly Google masturbation. Hell, I couldn't even come the first couple times I did it (too slow). I'm not retarded. I swear.

No really ;_;. I was so innocent and pure...

>Be 15, jack off to lingerie catalogs in your room
>Your 10 years younger brother is spying on you through the keyhole
>Tells you that "mom doesn't allow you to do that" when you leave the room
>Beat the little shit senseless even though he's only five
We never spoke about it again. I'm sure he remembers. He's also always plugging the keyhole in his own door ever since he hit puberty.

>>61934807

>>61934866

>>61934894
trololo

Wanna know how i know?


trolololololo~~~!1

I'm 30. When I was in middle school kids were talking about Friday the 13th and a few girls would mention having boyfriends and "seeing weiners". In high school, guys actually had girlfriends and bragged a lot, but the girls for the most part said things like "the only head he's getting is if I pat his head" and it seemed like only sluts were putting out and most people finally got laid around prom time. That was about a decade ago. Guys are going to be exaggerating any experience they've had until it's not a big deal anymore - which is basically college. Once there it was like, ok you just date for a little bit and any girl will get drunk and naked, not a big deal anymore.

Kids are bragging because of what they see the older kids above them doing; I find it pretty hard to believe that most 11 year olds (today) are participating in blowjobs.

>>61934414
>nigra
>Bratz shirt

She never stood a chance.

>>61934894
You must live in a really old house if the keyholes are big enough to look through.

>>61934879
My friends locked me in the bathroom (alone) with hentai manga when I told them I had never masturbated at 15 or something.
I didn't come. Too much for my maiden heart ;_;

>>61935052
no homo

>>61934992
I think it just depends. I went to Catholic school and at least 4 of my classmates had had sex by the time we were in 8th grade.

Of course some are going to lie and exaggerate, but a lot of them are for real. I don't find it disgusting necessarily, just really damn sad.

>>61935052

Awww.

I had sex at 12 and I'm female so I don't see the big deal. The guy I did it with was 16 so it wasn't too bad.

>>61935141
4/10 because people will reply in earnest

>>61935141
>guy

I started fapping when I was 11. I was quite horrified the first time, I thought something broke and started leaking.

>>61935141
Would you have sex with me?

>>61935141
>guy

Yeah my hand is girl, guess yours is a boy.

The only time I ever talked about sex when I was young was when older boys where around because they'd always flaunt their knowledge to us. Those guys would always teach us something new every visit.

When I was 13 I had a friend explaining to me about how bad some of the kids in that area were. She started to talk about her childhood friend that had recently run away from her house again. It seemed that she had found out she was pregnant again, for the third time, and was trying to prevent her parents from finding out. I think a couple months after that it all happened again since her parents had her abort it, again. At least it was the same kid who knocked her up everytime back then.

I got into porn at like 9 and now at 20 have horrible ED (like as horrible as that site horrible) - don't live like me kids.

>>61935067
maybe that was the problem

>>61934992
I remember being about 9 years old and being oblivious when a kid brought up blowjobs and other sexual stuff. It pressured me into trying to find out more otherwise I'd look stupid. It never occurred to me that he was the weird one for knowing about that stuff

>>61935216
does your hand not have five fingers?
how can it be female then?

>>61935073
Well, there was one slutty girl who got passed around like 8 guys at the start of high school. And yeah, I knew girls from a notre dame high school nearby - they gave out blowjobs like candy but wouldn't have normal sex basically until they went off to college.

That's high school - about 16 years old and up. Before that we still had guys talking about Canadian girlfriends and it was really only delinquents who had really done anything; with slutty girls. I guess I'm saying on average, not talking about the slutty outliers.

i hate this threads because remember the piece of shit i'mn for abusing of my 9 year old cousin i never rape him i only blind his eyes and make touch my dick and touch him when he was asleep i wonder sometimes... if he remember this fucking thing ... btw he was the only kid i did this and i'm 22 year's old now when i do taht i was like 16 o 17

>10 year old cousin comes to visit
>Sees me reading manga on the computer
>Asks if she can read some
>Show her Light of Tsukimi by Inuboshi
>We finish reading it and she jumps on the bed and goes
>"Wah, what are we gonna do on the bed?"
>Proceed to lick her all over
>She moans and asks me to do what they did in the manga
>Penetrate her tight virgin pussy with my cock
>Cum inside her
>She hugs me tightly and says she loves me

Not even making this up.

fun fact, alot of teen pregnancies come from sexual curiosity when kids don't know enough and are unaware of the possible reprecussions, that's why the sex ed movement keeps expanding in schools
it used to just be like maybe a little presentation in elementary,
then high school health class (part of it)
now you do more sex ed in 8th grade as well
(this is in my state though)
and teen prego rates have gone down

in the long run it's still the gang sluts, the regular sluts, and maybe a normal girl who wasn't thinking (idiot), or they broke the condom

but for the most part sex ed and teaching stuff about condoms has been shown to help

and it's not like it really makes a difference, the kids that we're going to do it already might do it w/ a condom, the kids that weren't still won't.
tl;dr
>oh boy I'm a 10yr old who was told about sex, now I totally want to asap
>his is what people are actually here saying although that is around the cognitive level of a much lower age group

the only one to worry about in this whole thread is the ADD kid, but it's not like he'd even be able to get in a girl's pants anyways

>>61935325
I didn't understand much of whatever you tried to say there.
Please just leave this site, it's the best for all of us.

>>61935141
This is what's wrong with society. Unless they're trying to have a baby, girls should only have sex with girls and guys should only have sex with guys.

>>61933539
>12 Year old male cousin
>Has had sex
>Smokes
>Does Drugs
>Bullies with his 'gang'
>Torches animals with lighters
>Tells parents to fuck off
>Complains if it's not his way
>Torments his younger sister

I remember the day he tried his shit with me. Hoho.

>>61935325
Well it certainly made your spelling horrid.

>>61934414

>>61935388
Sure, sure.

>>61933539
I remember discussing Condoms, Dildos and blowjobs when I was 9/10 I also remember stealing The Sun before school and then we'd all gather round to look at page 3 at break time. I did go to quite a common school though. Also it didn't fuck me up, the guys I discussed it with: One of them is now a doctor, another is on £40k a year and I'm a Biochemist. I didn't watch a porn video until 14, kiss a girl until 18. The thing is being intrested in these things is natural, what isn't natural is when kids start trying to act on these intrests. Thats where the parents come into this.

>>61935426
What a rotten fuck, tell me what you did to him?

>>61935426
Please elaborate.

ITT: No /a/nons know what it was like to grow up with two older brothers.

Seriously, you guys? I knew about almost everything sexual (at least, the obvious stuff) ever since I was around 8 or 9. It's not that big of a deal. It only becomes a problem if a child that knows these things is a tremendous ADHD faggot that can't keep his/her mouth shut at inappropriate times.

>>61935426
Pray tell.
I am curious.

>>61935466
The real question is what YOU did to him, if you know how good he is in the sack.

>be 8
>have friend who's mom was a dumb slut who remarried at least three times at that point
>he knows everything about sex because of his whore of a mother
>he shows me porn on the internet

it's the parents fault that kids are fucked up at such young ages.
id any of you /a/nons ever become parents, raise your kids to be good people and not sluts and douchebags
>

I've always been trying to be ahead of everyone.. but when I learned about sex and that stuff (I was 8) I was so shocked that I had to get the whole picture. So I used every resource I had to find out EVERYTING. So, after 4 years I really knew everything, and I had my brand new windows 98 computer, that's when I found anime, hentai and all that.. I felt so defeated to find something I didn't know about after all my research.. And here I am

>>61935496
>It only becomes a problem if a child that knows these things is a tremendous ADHD faggot that can't keep his/her mouth shut at inappropriate times.
You mean like practically every kid ever?

>>61935426
God I hate parents who have no control over their children. I wish I could punch them in the face.

>>61931807
>7 year old sister sees my naked body penis and all
>she says "whats that thing hanging in between your legs?"
>I say "its uh... spaghetti"
>burst in tears
And then I ran away never speaking of it again....

>>61935563
I know that feeling all too well.

>>61935564
>burst in tears
>not burst into treats

>>61935564
>not bursting into treats

>>61935564
>didn't burst in treats

WTF are you doing?

>>61934879
I didn't know jack shit about all that sexual stuff until I was 17 and my teacher had us talk about it in our sex ed lesson. All I knew was the basics, I had never fapped or even knew what a blowjob was.
Yeah, I had no friends. All chance of that was ruined when I was in middle school and refused the invitation to look at pictures of naked girls. From then on I was picked on relentlessly and I didn't even know why for years. It feels good knowing that I never turned into a boob-hungry brat.

I didn't even fap until i was 14, i was just too childish into pokémon and playing soccer all day.
I found a porn magazine when i was 12 though, one of the pics was a guy pulling his cock out and they showed the women her gaping vagina.
I remember back then i thought to myself, wtf is this gross shit i will never do this.
Makes me smile when i think back on it.

>be 26
>9 year old niece always come and play PS3 with me
>we do almost everything together because my sister (her mother) keeps me inviting to her house every weekend (we live at the same city)
>my niece always bathe with me, kiss me and hugs me (thank god i stopped molesting her years ago)
>every time she leaves (or i leave) she kiss me and says "i want to grow just to marry you /a/non!"
>mfw i know she going to become a slut in a couple years

It hurts

>>61935554
>You mean like practically every kid ever?

Sadly, yes. My friends and I were different I guess.

>>61935608
>>61935606
>>61935601
I love you guys.

>>61934866

We can always burn the world, right?

>>61935666
Nice satanic get.

Anyway, your story is eerily similar to "Uncle Anon". If you don't know what I'm talking about, look it up.

>thank god i stopped molesting her years ago

i know we say alot of things on this website about molesting little 2D girls but the fact that you actually did something like that IRLl makes me sick.

>>61935666
>"i want to grow just to marry you /a/non!"

Bullshit, this doesn't happen in real life.

i wish my loli cousin wasn't such a tsundere bitch

>>61935466
>>61935482
>>61935497

>Playing games at my aunts house.
>Tells me to give him a shot
>Tell him no
>He threatens me with his lighter
>Laugh at him
>Rips PSP out of my hand
>Stand up, 6"3 against his 5"3
>Trip him up and stand on the back of his head
>Flicker lighter on and put the flame near his ear
>Fucking hot isn't it?
>Hear him making wails of pain at the sight of the flame.
>Here him crying under my foot for a good 30 seconds as the heat intensifies and I continue to crush his face into the floor.
>Aunt and sister come in
>Sister kicks him in the side
>Aunt gets on our cases.

This wasn't even for a teaching lesson, for the 12 years I've known him I've always been blamed for his shit and double standards everywhere.

>>61935666
my niece always bathe with me, kiss me and hugs me (thank god i stopped molesting her years ago)

Well, I think these demotivationals should go on facebook indeed, d'oh!
Perhaps the boards at most rather than /a/.

>>61935862
>Here

Hear*

>>61935666
>9 year old niece
>invited to her house every weekend
You still have a chance, anon!

>>61935862
> >Sister kicks him in the side
Fuck yeah.

>>61935862
>>Aunt gets on our cases.

Fuck that stupid bitch. What the hell is wrong with people?

> Be a doctor's son
> Go to lots of doctor-family gatherings
> At one of them, this little girl comes up and starts following me around/clinging to me
> Same thing happens with the same girl at another such party
I didn't even know this kid.

What's with all this 'taking baths togheter'.
I'll guarantee you if i ever have a daughter, she won't be taking baths with anyone but alone, not even brothers to save on water. Fuck that, i'll pay more.

>>61935834
Different guy, one time I took my friend's loli sister's panties (with his full permission) and fapped in them. It was a very foolish thing for me to have done, but I had always wanted to do one of those 'panty raid' things like on tv. It's just that non of my friends had sisters or pretty older ones.

Am I a bad man?

>>61936044
What are you, Hidenori's brother?

>>61935052
I didn't fap until I was 18.
GET ON LEVEL

>>61935862
You're one cool motherfucker

>>61936044
>not wearing them on your head

>>61936032
You won't even let her bathe with her mother?

>>61936005
In my situation, she's the daughter of my Grandmother who is quite the same.

>>61935862
You did the right thing. I hope you continue to teach that little shit a lesson. Any other stories of that brat getting his ass beat would be appreciated.

>>61936005

It's the parents. I used to work with kids over the summer as a camp councillor, and whenever we spoke to a parent about their kids being a little shit-disturber, they'd look at us like we were monsters for assuming that their 'cute, innocent little child' was actually a fucker that needed to be smacked.

We have mods?

>>61936044
yes. 3d is pd. fap into your own damn panties, like a real man.

>Be in love with my cousins
>Stay cute and pure as much as possible so that they become proud of me for not being a slut and a bitch
>They all ended up being manwhores
>No time for me anymore since they all had girlfriends
I was so devastated back then.

>>61935851
She says that because i'm some kind of "Knight" to her
when she's sick my sister calls me because she never stop crying unless i'm there
also her father is always working (doctor) so maybe she has a father complex on me

anyway when she hits the "slut phase" i'm going to kill myself

>>61936120
Man, I wish my dad had beaten me when I was growing up. I got spanked twice and that was it. If my parents actually smacked me around I might have grown up to be a badass or something.

Instead I'm a useless fat fuck.

>>61936180
I'm so sorry...

>>61936205
> when she's sick my sister calls me because she never stop crying unless i'm there
Oh god this is adorable. Treasure those memories, anon.

>be 15
>at friends house
>glorious plan of going to the bathroom and looking through laundry to find his older sister's panties and sniffing/fapping to them
>Find panty, check it out, there's a massive shit stain in it

It went better in my head.

>>61935666
You can still keep her pure! Make it your goal, anon.

>>61936106
Unfortunately no, the only times he's been bet up himself he usually got the kid back with his friends. His parents don't give two shits and neither do my Grandparents because he's in the only functional family out of three possible ones, and I usually try to keep my distance from him. The things that bothers me the most though is that his friends are nearly identical...

>>61935426
Tell us more.

>>61929955
OP, did you brush her teeth?

>>61931807
>>61932860
>That feel when you were the little girl in this situation once

Parents need to beat their kids more(not all parents as some either do it too much or for the wrong reasons).
Too many little shits running around with no boundaries. If my parents beat me more I would have been such a better kid. I would probably be better than I am now.

>>61936206
Live in Belgium, but my mother is spanish. Eeverytime i did somthing wrong (which is a lot) my brother and i get hit with a belt.
And here i am aswell, so i doubt you would've become a badass.

>>61934414
>>61934866
>>61935432
>>61935883
I don't get why people get bent out of shape about things like this. What else could these kids possibly be doing with their lives? Seriously, just look at them. Now if these were upper middle class white kids doing that at ag 7 or 8 there'd be a problem, but these kids are poor and stupid born and raised by parents that are poor and stupid. Procreating and hoping their kids grow up to hate and resent them and their poverty is the best bet they have at doing anything productive with their lives, why not let them?

>>61931525
> >she ends up staying up until 4 am playing
Reverse story time?

>be 10
>stay for a week at my youngest Aunt's house 22 at the time
>sit in her room 24/7 as she grinds away on FXII
>fall instantly in love with JRPGs
>go through her DVD collection
>she says "go nuts, put on whatever you like"
>Paprika, Perfect Blue, Tokyo Godfathers (because they were the first three discs in the holder)
>Rape scene comes on in Perfect Blue
>aunt explains very softly by giving a demonstration
>try wearing her clothes the next day, since she passed out nude
>aunt's actually impressed when she wakes up
>pictures of me in a thong, miniskirt, and tanktop sequentially taken
>pictures stored in archive to this day

All when I was 10. I learned grinding, marathoning, functions of a vagina, and crossdressing all within one week of my prepubescent life.
I later cursed my aunt for doing such things once I learned the definition of fujoshi.

/a/ - personal therapist

>>61936261
Did the same thing and to this day I don't get the panty fetish.

>>61936180

>>61936314
she can brush them herself, unlike certain slut.

also I apologize for using the word "lewd' when translating this to english, I guess "perverted" would have been better

>>61936342
Well, I bet I would have had better character, that's for sure.

>>61936300
Please take charge and try to keep that kid in line. It might not be too late if he is only 12...

>>61936430
I'd try but I'm now at College in a different county, I very rarely go back over. I only keep in contact with his suster in hope the same thing wont happen.

>>61936379
was she hot?

>>61936032
When kids are small they can't be left alone in the bathtub. My friends are old enough that most of them have kids now, and initially with babies you sit outside the tub and wash them. Then when the kids are bigger, my friends are wearing swimming trunks in the bathtub. It's not about saving money but rather that somebody HAS TO keep an eye on kids in the bath when they're small.

>>61936366
Hello mister social darwinist. How does it feel being a stupid white boy living in the suburbs?

>>61936261
>go to cousins house
>she isn't home
>my aunt totally just lets me stay in her room with the door locked
>hahaha, this is too easy
>tons of used panties under the bed
>they were all old and had the scent of fermented piss
I still fapped like 7 times

>>61935862
>>61936304
Little sis is bro as fuck.

>>61936379
>pictures of me in a thong, miniskirt, and tanktop sequentially taken
>pictures stored in archive to this day

>>61936507
How's it going, Jarred? Still hate moe shows?

>>61936563
My archive, not Foolz/4chan archive. Though, fuck, I haven't checked if she posted them on here or anything.
Still, if it's enough to turn myself on, I'm not exactly ashamed of it being posted...

>go to a private school for elementary and 6th grade
>very sheltered, unfit and unpopular
>spend highschool in a small circle of friends, mostly made up of people in the chess club
>resolute to never have children or a wife
>go to a state university and do well, continue straight until I complete my PhD
>by then all my immediate family is gone, live in a shitty apartment and do postdoc work
>last family member I know, a distant cousin, dies
>her 8 year old daughter has no where to go, so I adopt her
>entire life changed, went from doing the minimum to live to doing what I can for her
>became certified and worked as a teacher
>saw her grow up while I continued to try to do the best for her
>she becomes like other girls I see in her teens
>runs away one time at 16
>she later becomes pregnant and smokes and drinks
>at 18 she dies when her boyfriend crashes into another car
Why /a/

>Playing poker with some cousins
>8 year old cousin come up and sits on my lap
>"Hey anon let me play uno on your phone"
>"Sure"
>Give it to her with out thinking
>Remember my waifu is my background
>Think to myself "Oh shit"
>"Hey anon who is this? She's pretty."
>Mfw

>>61936507
Different anon here. I paid good money to live 25 minutes away from downtown and have still had run-ins with "nigger culture." My friends that live closer have been held up at gunpoint, car stolen and burned in a field, mountain bikes taken from their fenced in yard (chains cut), etc. If you don't know that poor people are responsible for a disproportionate portion of crime, YOU don't live near any.

Do us all a favor and move closer to downtown rather than talk in ignorance about something you've never experienced. The facts are that well off people have fewer children and invest more in education and improving the quality of life for the few kids they do have. Poor people just have more kids with a shit quality of life and the cycle repeats. This is the OPPOSITE of social darwinism - the more successful members of society are having FEWER offspring.

>>61936651
>"Hey anon who is this? She's pretty."

>>61936379

Are you a chick or a guy

The first time I started seeing porn on a regular basis was when I was 7. my brother who was 7 years older then me would wank off the moment our parents left not giving a single fuck if I was in the room or not. It's probably why I didn't give a single thought to half the crap I saw here on 4chan when I first found it, i'd already been desensitized to a lot of shit by the time I reached age 11.

>>61936648
because you made that one up, bring her back to life you faggot

>>61936688
Guy.

>>61936648
2/10
Meh, nice try.
Too much Usagi Drop for my taste.

>>61936688
>crossdressing by wearing women's clothes
A guy, obviously.

>>61936651

>>61936743
Fuck you I loved Usagi Drop

>11 year old niece drops by with her 11 year old friend
>I'm playing TF2
>she starts pointing at the screen and shouting "kill that guy kill that guy kill that guy"
>leaning in front of me and getting all up in my business
>"You're not very good at this game"
>mfw this was not the bespectacled loli I was expecting to meet today

>>61936772
As do I, but it makes it too obvious.

>>61929955

>>61936342

I know that feel bro. I'm Italian (born and raised in Canada though), and whenever I was a kid, my great-grandmother smacked me with a wooden spoon, or took a newspaper/magazine to the head from parents whenever I was being a dick.

It gave my discipline and stopped me from being a little disphit though, so it probably worked out for the better.

>sneak into friend's house to surprise him
>silently walk upstairs
>slowly approach his imouto's room
>sees her masturbating furiously on her bed
>go back downstairs
>yell out, "Yo, tomodachi-kun, you there?"
>she yelps
>"Wh-Who's there?!"
>"It's me, Anon"
>"Oh..."
>very slowly walk upstairs
>approach imouto's room
>she's sitting on her computer chair, completely red-faced
>"So, uh, whatcha up to?"
>"Nothing much...."
>mfw

>>61936659
I AM FUCKING POOR. I went to school and live with this shit daily.
Of course poor people commit more crime. It happens as a result of poverty. You don't know how much it sucks. If you want to help it then put more tax dollars into social programs to help us out.

>>61936379
>be 10

>Paprika

Underageb& ruining the place.

>>61936797
>how do I crop
Seriously, what the fuck were you trying to isolate? Theres like half a post on the bottom, and why is the
>socializing
post there?
You're bad at this.

>>61936648
Did you practiced any kind of martial art that uses the lance?
One week practicing the lance can fuck you life forever.

>>61935325
Are you my cousin? He's 22 now too, except our age difference is only 4 years, and it was when we were way younger.

Something similar like that happened to me when I was younger, and I pretend it never happened.

when i was 14 i was already fapping all the time and most of it was non vanilla shit, i think i even used to fap to traps, of course it's alot different being 14 in 2008 then it is in like 1998

>>61936790
> Expect cute loli
> Receive Mitsudomoe loli

>>61936379

>FFXII
>When you were 10 years old
>Paprika
>When you were 10 years old


Out.

>>61936797
if you don't know how to crop, at least try to make your screencaps more hilarious

>>61936895
I meant VII
Caught me on Paprika, though.

>>61936648

If true, then how unfortunate.
I hope you're still living well yourself though.

>>61936850
Fuck that. You poorfags need to pull yourselves up by your own bootstraps instead of living on the government dole.

>>61936854
>>61936895
Way to miss the entire rest of the story, you faggots.

>>61936998
>why don't poor people stop being poor
like, %80 of the world population is poor as fuck

>>61937013
Don't tell me you're encouraging underage being here.

>>61936998
Let me guess, you're a college libertarian with parents helping you all the way through life. You don't know what it's like unless you're living in shit and having to make it on your own.

>>61936839
>>sneak into friend's house to surprise him

hmmm

>>61937059

Ignore him. He's either a troll, or someone who hasn't been in/had relatives living in poverty, and therefore don't know jack shit.

>>61937013
Take it easy anon, it can't be helped.

>>61937059
And of the other 20%, 19% is in the middle and 1% is super-rich.

>be 26
>never look at or touch a loli because the internet has scared me shitless about what might happen to me if i get caught

>>61936998
I think its funny that people tend to forget that poverty is a self perpetuating thing.

>>61937087
>>61937110
>I don gots no money so the gobernmet gots ta gimme urs

>>61937059
>%80

Why is it that 3rd world folks can't into proper punctuation? The percent sign goes to the RIGHT of the number. The dollar sign goes to the LEFT of the number.

fucking libyans

>>61937163
the worse part is you didn't even have such thoughts or urges until the internet came alone, so now you have a burning desire for the forbidden fruit thanks to the internet

>>61937163
just don't stare at any young girl who isn't your sister or cousin, actually, don't stare at any little girls, direct eye contact is taken as an attempt at scanning the child for sexual reproduction by the parents, and for god sakes don't molest a loli, get caught for that and you are in jail for years

>>61937186

Considering I'm living in the top 5%, and never wouldn't have gotten here if my dirt-poor parents weren't given subsidized uni tuition from the government, the government better damn well be giving that money to the people who need it.

>>61937182
If giving them money helps get them out of poverty, why are they still poor?

>>61937089
I was dead sure that was going to lead into one of those crossplaying as konata copypasta.

>>61937186
>obviously the best idea to combat poverty is to keep people poorer

>>61937282
Capitalism doesn't work in a way where most people can be rich. If everyone worked as hard as they could the wealth distribution would still be about the same.

>there are no lolis in my life
life, why are you such a cruel mistress

>>61937318
This?

>>61937392
At least, you didn't your cute little loli cousin becoming a filthy slut.

This is the worst feeling ever.

>>61937382
>Even if they worked they still wouldn't be rich, so we should give them money for being too lazy to get a job.

>>61937392
10-12 year old girls typically aren't ready for sexual intercourse and will not come on to an older man, this is the stuff of fantasy, if you mean non sexual, it's because you are a pathetic neckbeard who can't make a child with a woman

>>61937403
>.gif

Hmmmm.

>>61937460
Way to ignore basically the entire post.

>10 years old.
>Watch Akira for the first time.
>FLCL airs on Adult Swim for the first time same week.
>Watch Adult Swim for the first time in general during that week.
>Watch Pulp Fiction for the first time that week.
>Porn channel for some reason coming through, see that while flipping through the channels.
>Parents tell me they're getting a divorce in the same week.
>Kids at school start talking about sex,drugs, gangs and other shit that week out of the blue.

>Mfw my innocence was completely and utterly destroyed in a single week.

>>61937460
Funny, since most poor people are harder workers than your rich ass. I wish you could meet the kids that built your shitty hipster ipad.

>>61937480
Nope.
Static .gif, sorry. Not even sure why I haven't corrected it yet.

I hate all of you who have adorable cousins/sisters/whatever to be around and have fun with.
The only little girl relative I have is my 8 year old cousin who is ugly as fuck and never shuts up. Her mom is a major lazy bitch who can't raise a child properly, so she runs around being annoying with no discipline. I hate my life.

>>61937403
Yeah, that. I'v seen green text versions too. They seen to hit a little to close to home.

>>61937529

You okay man?

>>61937531
If they're such hard workers, why don't they have jobs?

>>61937529

>>61936379 here, I know that feel all too well.

>>61937591
0/10

>>61937464
not like a daughter, but a cousin or a sister or someone, fuck how is it possible that in an extended family there exists no adolescent girls?
>>61937565
alternatively, you could have nothing at all

>>61937531
Stop replying to the troll.

>>61937620
>My argument was dispelled, so I'll pretend I'm being trolled.

>be 22
>have a 10 year old cousin who is all tsun tsun
>mfw irl tsunderes are just a pain to deal with

>>61933539

I found a VHS sex tape when i was 6.

Watched it, got an erection, knew I shouldn't be watching that shit, turned off, forgot about where I put the tape.

Also a lot of kids talked about sex in school, there was this group of kids that used to gather their money and buy the newspaper just to see the sex ads and the naked bitch in the last page.

It's perfectly natural.

>>61933398
No actually, boys are pretty obsessed with "boobies" no matter what their age.

If it were a girl I might actually be shocked

Before you read any more, let me state one thing. I am a diehard Star Wars fan, and somewhat of an obsessor. I get together with my friends and, yes, we use plastic lightsabers to fight each other. Some people may think this is weird but hey, if you're like me, you want to experiance lightsaber combat first hand. I have mastered Form II (Count Dooku's Fighting Style) using this lightsaber. This lightsaber happens to be one of my favorites, the reasons being...
1. Cool grip. It is a little akward at first, but when you get used to it, you can fight in great comfort.

2. Red Blade. Okay, maybe this isn't relevant to all people, but I am a Sith by heart. Using a Jedi lightsaber would destroy me.

3.Durability. This saber is exceedingly durable. Maybe not as strong as the basic lightsabers, but compared to other electronic lightsabers, this is one of the most durable.

Overall, this is a great lightsaber. It is beat (in my opinion) only by Darth Maul's saber (A very rare lightsaber with dual-blades) and the Darth Vader Force FX Lightsaber (Really nice in all aspects, but very expensive).

>>61937582

No.

>>61937675
You keep ignoring what people's posts are actually saying, so you're either a troll or a legitimate retard. Either way, people don't want to discuss with you.

>>61936379

>Been watching anime for what can amount to around a year
>Already madly in love with Asuka, unable to comprehend why
>Just got done with FSN
>Wake up one saturday morning
>Come face to face with sister in full Rider cosplay about to leave the house

I thought that I had finally gone insane for a while
Turns out that my sister was and still is a massive weeaboo, hangs around /jp/ and is in general a massive bro...and our relationship causes our parents untold grief as they think we're fucking

>>61937686
>screenshotting threads on 4chan
>how to spot a newfag

lol epic win xppp

>>61937701

>>61937701
oh it's copypastas you want eh?

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood.

He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever!

Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU."
Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!"

Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head

Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite!

Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate.

Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES!

All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass.

Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full!

All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

>>61937706

You missed your chance to quote Pulp Fiction
You are a failure of a human being and I hope you get butt fucked by rednecks while a gimp watches

>Shocked because of a boy talking about breasts

Holy fucking shit, I didn't know Anon was raised in a catholic church. Jesus fucking christ, you need to get out more.

>>61937728
You're not fucking her????

I'm 23 went over to a family gathering for new years. I have a 9 y o cousin, she follows me everywhere. Went to take a piss inside the house, she ended up following me to the steps and sat down to wait for me. When I make fun of my younger brother, she joins in on my side. My bro hates her for that. Every time I visit my aunt with my family, she tries to get my attention, and it seems like she's getting closer and closer every time.
(She has an older brother and sister, who find her annoying, so they ignore her or treat her a bit badly.)
Well, new years, I ended up asking her "Why do you hang around me so much?" She looked at me and told me "Because you're nice to me."

>>61937690
Asexual master race, never once lusted after a boob.

>>61937163

>Browse /a/ for years
>Still don't find loli appealing

Don't misunderstand, I love a good trap. I just don't enjoy loli.

>>61937728

Well if they're thinking it, you might as well go do it

>>61937855

What part of "waifu" and "sister" did you nto get?

>visiting 11 year old niece
>she shows me her favorite music album
>fred figglehorn
MFW

I wish my older sister wasn't such a nigger lover. I got a 10 year old niece half white/black.

>>61937745
I've been here for about six years. Went to reddit once and couldn't get past the awful interface. I'm not sure what you're so upset about.

>>61937860
> Well, new years, I ended up asking her "Why do you hang around me so much?" She looked at me and told me "Because you're nice to me."
...That's pretty sad, actually. Makes me wonder if she has any friends.

>>61937908
nothing, now go fuck your sister while she cosplays as asuka

ITT: stories of purely fucking autistic "parents" that should have been beaten with a big stick and never had children to begin with.

>i hate the human race

never truer words have been spoken /a/non

My little brother is a faggot and my little sister is a fucking cunt. All of my cousins are the same, except for one that I love, but never really pays me much attention. I'm being ignored by a fucking 6 year old.

1. Taxation and government are evil.

2. Taxation and government are NECESSARY evils to keep society running

3. Therefore, taxation and government should be kept to the bare minimum to keep society running.

4. Ergo, government should have control over infrastructure (Until it can be proven that the private sector can effectively handle it), law enforcement, the justice system, the military, BARE NECESSITIES for the poor (Food and housing. Nothing else.) and should offer incentives to businesses to offer services necessary to those unable to afford them. (Tax breaks for hospitals and schools, privately run, who offer their services to those under certain income brackets.)

5. Both anarchists and statists can go suck cocks.

>>61937860

I swear to god if you ever do anything to hurt that kid I will hunt you down and I will beat the ever loving shit out of you

You will wish for death anon, you really will.

So take care of her

>>61938012
What...

>Browsing /a/ nonchalantly
>This 10 minute old thread walks in, wearing only a few posts
>"Ara ara /a/non-chan-kun, don't you think you should make use of me~?"
>I clench my heart, a boner starts to form, but I mustn't
>I see a few more fake greentext stories start to appear, I have to hurry before it's too late
>I make my moves, start formulating the greatest made up greentext story ever
>"Ara ara, what's this /a/non~ you thinking of me?"
>Damn right I'm thinking of you topic-chan, I'm gonna be all over you when I'm done.
>Finally finish my great made up greentext
>Push submit
>A thousand new replies have appeared
>It's too late, no one responds to my greentext, no jollies to be had
Fucking topic-chan, always such a tease...

>>61937728
>not having sex with your sister while she was dressed as asuka
way to pass up living your ultimate fantasy you fag

>>61938050

Oh, sorry. I thought there was some sort of laissez-faire capitalism vs socialism debate going on. Pardon me, then...

>>61938002
The trick is to suddenly get hot around the time she starts looking at boys

>>61938012
Sure is republican in here.

>>61938090

Sure is partisan shitheads in here.

>>61938012
Anarchist are not anti-government. Anarchists are actually most closely aligned with Marxists. The split of the 1st working men's international was over the conflicts between Marx and Bakunin.

>>61937860

HHGGGGGNNNNNNNNN

cant wait for your report once she goes through puberty

>>61937908
Sisters are not always 3DPD, depending on circumstances. If she's not a hambeast or slut, and will always love and stay true to her oniichan, for example.

But then, you did say she's a weeaboo. So....forget it, I guess.

>>61938118
full retard.jpg

>>61938118

I'm talking about libertarian anarchists. The sort who believe that government shouldn't provide social services and anybody who can't afford to feed themselves should just starve.

Fuck those guys.

>>61938090
Nah, Republicans are pro-big-business. That post was specifically small-government-focused.

Oh, /a/.

>>61937955
I have wondered that. And well, I hate going to over to visit. Whenever I do, it's only to spend time with her. She has great "tomboy bro" potential.
I rarely hug people but I happily hugged her good-bye. Telling her to stay tough. "It will help when you're older."

I love you guys.

>>61938132

She's a bro, and beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, but this is entirely beside the point

Incest is only fun outside looking in

>>61938134
Look up any history of the first international. I'm a former syndicalist anarchist that has moved more towards left communism.

>>61938012

> Health-care not a bare necessity

Remember that the US is the only privatized health-care system in the 1st world, but pays the most for it, and has a life-expectancy on the lower end of the spectrum.

That's where all the debate in regards to the government's role comes in: it's hard to tell when the private sector can cover some infrastructure/necessities more efficiently than the government

>>61938164
The GOP is against welfare for anyone but corporations, so they can go fuck themselves too.

>>61938184
Just stop with the fucking screencaps, nobody wants to see this shit.

>>61938127
why is that anon? better not be for what i think it is

>>61938088
I'm not IN LOVE with her, I just think she's adorable. My entire family are assholes to her, but I always try to be nice to her. My family is just full of fucking retards, and so I try not to see them too often, but that also means I don't get to see her. I don't know what do anymore

>>61938230
Most girls turn to shit when they hit puberty.

>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Atelier Totori
>”What?”
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh fuck not again
>face gets red
>”Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now.”
>”I don’t know what that is. What platform is it on?”
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>voice reduced to a mumble
>”have money please alterlier torti give money please game”
>”Are you okay?”
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee’s counter
>he’s holding onto me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling “ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI”
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

>>61938193
>Incest is only fun outside looking in
Incest is like slapstick: it's only enjoyable when it's happening to other people.

>>61938171

I don't like either big business or big government. If mom and pop stores COULD replace big corporations, I would prefer them to do so. Unfortunately there are benefits corporations offer to society that mom and pop stores can't.

>>61938207

Sorry, government should provide LIFE-SAVING health services as well. Nothing else.

>>61938223

Corporate welfare is the stupidest shit on the planet and simply should not happen. It also makes people think that capitalism = corporatism WHICH IS FUCKING WRONG.

>>61938205
>Anarchist are not anti-government is wrong in any event, though. Anarchist oppose any kind of artificial hierarchy. Left anarchists are close to Marxists when it comes to collectivism and the Marxist analysis of capitalism, but not much more.

>>61938261
okay, thought you were talking about unlawful acts

>>61938269
It's sex. Why do you think It's outlawed if It's so fun that people kept making retards?

>>61938230

how else do teenage girls get a man's attention?

not that you should act on it but amusing nonetheless.

>>61938298

>Anarchist oppose any kind of artificial hierarchy.

This is stupid. I recognize that the map is not the territory and that government is a fiction, but if you have half a brain you'll realize that fictions can be useful, and government is an extremely useful fiction.

>>61938270
>Unfortunately there are benefits corporations offer to society that mom and pop stores can't.
The largest corporation possible, and the most efficient in terms of both worker rewards and shareholder returns, is the World Socialist State.

>>61938085
That was pretty interesting. Thanks for the read.

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>>61938270

Which is done in every country but the US. Up here in Canada, I was given free medication for my Scarlet Fever, but both crutches (when bones were broken; all work on the bones was paid for by the government) and my meds are taken out of my pocket.

>>61938360

I mean technological progress. Large corporations can introduce better technology and services far quicker than mom and pop stores.

Also, forcing people results in slower progress, so no thank you for socialism.

>>61938391

I love my country. I really do. America is a great place founded on amazing ideals.

But holy fuck can it be retarded sometimes. I apologize on behalf of all of my countrymen and it's government.

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>>61938336

Technically incest is not illegal where I'm from and for potentially dangerous mutations to occur it would require a few generations of inbreeding and our parents are very genetically different with different origins

Internet high-five to my fellow copy/pasters.

>>61938496

Remember the part where I said government should handle infrastructure until it can be proven that the private sector can handle it effectively?

Yeah.

Hardcore libertarians make the rest of us look bad.

>loli/family-related powerlevel stories thread
>derailed into government and healthcare-based debate

Jesus, can't even enjoy the off-topic threads anymore.

>>61938496
>the right complains about too many federal taxes
>post photo of local taxes

Miss using the quote function.
Reddit and /v/ all over the place.
No one reports the thread.

>Have 5 cousins from one uncle of varying ages, most younger than me.
>Used to live near by and we'd see eachother a lot, they were almost like sisters
>Oldest is fairly popular but modest and nice teenage girl, closest to my age is quite and aloof and sort of airheaded. Responds to most things by shrugging or shaking her head. Osaka always reminded me a lot of her. A little younger than me is tomboyish genki girl, always running around. When I was like 7 she once turned around abruptly and flashed her chest at me. It was weird. After that is the second youngest, who is surprisingly well mannered and precocious. Her hair is a pale brown and almost gray at the ends, wears glasses. Really cute. Youngest is a little bratty and a spaz. She's cute as a button and knows it, and tries to use it to her advantage. Except it never works on her parents or her sisters.
>All of them are adorable but have the most fucked up family dynamic that makes them get in fights all the time, but in a way it's still kind of cute
>They move to bumfuck nowhere 4 hours away from me, only see them once a year
>Time flies by with me pretty much never seeing them. Almost every single one of them grew up to be titty monsters and have had a kid before 18. I hate that they had to live in the sticks like that and have their lives robbed from them. Feels bad man

>>61938496
>stupid serfs, protesting feudalism on their lord's land, wearing clothes paid for by their lord, eating their lord's grain

>>61938560
These fuckers in the image don't even know there is a difference, so what is your point?

>>61938560

Plenty of libertarians I know complain about taxes on all levels. Yes, the federal government is the one we go after most of the time (lol 10th amendment wut dat?) but there are plenty (Myself not included) who think government at the local level should be stripped back as well.

>>61938571
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>>61938603

Also this.

Mind you, that's mainly because the federal government has taken control of so much that the state and local governments really don't have much effective power over anything anymore.

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>>61938571
This is one of the more interesting threads today though.

>Couple of years ago, 17 years old, at some outdoor party/event with dad+ his family
>me and step-imouto (14) are bored, decide to hang around the volleyball net and pass the time playing and talking
>little girl (5-6) sitting to the side looking bored watching us play, I invite her to play, her face lights up and she joins our game (we play with less power and more to amuse her, very cute)
>my step-imouto hits the ball a little to hard and it hits her in the face, and she falls on her butt, starts to cry
>I pick her up to her feet, and tell her "Aww come on, don't cry, show me a smile", she sniffles a few times and shows the most HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGHHHH inducing smile I've ever seen
>later on step imouto says I would make a great father

Haven't had much interaction with lolis lately. I wouldn't mind being a father now.

>>61938436
>I mean technological progress. Large corporations can introduce better technology and services far quicker than mom and pop stores.
Technological progress comes from poor students working for peanuts. Corporations then take the technology and make lots of money from it.

Or they sit on it, and prevent progress, to protect their own profits. Look at historically how long Bell Telephone actively fought against packet-switching technology, or how hard Edison fought against alternating current.

Corporations are good for one thing: making money. They are not good at making the world a better place.

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>>61938675
It doesn't justify it for being off topic.

>I can only barely remember one time when I talked to my 8 year old cousin and I didn't make anything of it because I was 10 or 11
and alas, remains my only interaction with a young girl around that age

>>61938700
fuck step imouto

>>61938736
I know, but when the off-topic threads are better than the on-topic threads and they keep to one thread, it is just better to leave it alone and let it die when it dies.

My grammar is fucked but whatever.

>>61938714

And how would you suggest technological progress come about at a rapid pace if not by having a lot of people with a lot of money (You know... A corporation) invest in it?

Yes, you'll have poor students working for peanuts to create it. Yes, you'll have corporations keep the copyrights for years on end, but you won't have technological progress at the rapid pace we've had since the 50's without it.

You may want a technological rate of the 1300s, but I sir, do not.