No. I have never in my life been an actual weeaboo.

>>61102190
fucking jews

/a/ just tries to deny it

I think I'm being optimistic when I say this, but I feel /a/ generally has above average intelligence.

Smart, quiet, and shy kids that know better than to have online profiles.

Please don't prove me wrong /a/.

I always felt that the cowardly lurkers were the smartest denizens, but whatever.

>>61102582
Well, yes. For every poster, there is probably 50 guys and gals just lurking. It is but a case of silent majority vs vocal minority.

The less someone understand something, the louder and more opinionated they are about it. And that's not even regarding the people who do it for trolling or joking

>that /gaia/ post

>>61102190
You should've seen the gasp I made reading that.

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

>>61102582
>I feel /a/ generally has above average intelligence.

I remember an offtopic college thread a few months back. I don't how many people were lying, but every GPA posted was above a 3.3 on a 4.0 scale.

The majors were mostly all economics/finance/engineering/sciences plus some liberal arts.

So yeah, we're mostly above average.

>>61102828
>>61102582

Someone post that /a/ 2012 demographics.

>>61103005
>implying offtopic threads on anonymous imageboards provide good statistical samples

>>61103005
You fail statistics forever.

>>61103005
No way. Are you stupid?

1) /a/ lies a lot.
2) Only educated members of /a/ contribute to such statistics, and half of them lie to fit in more with the real above average guys
3) The rest of the vile, retarded scum read these statistics then suddenly feel like they're part of an above average intelligent community.

That's how it goes.

>>61103005
>Expecting people with crappy GPAs to post their scores.
How silly.

Pftt haha. I don't know why you people rage. I still can't believe i read that.

>>61102987
post that one with German culture too

>>61103302
I still can't believe how new you are.

I never quite was a weaboo.

A was a Narutard when I was 13-14, but I quickly moved on to deeper animus and mangas.

I'm 20 now btw.

I want to force western culture on the Japanese for some reason. It's not fair that they have hordes of weeaboo drones.

>>61103601
Liking western culture is mainstream in japan. You need not waste your efforts.

I have been a weeaboo my whole life. It takes hard work, skill and dedication.

how does a weeaboo rage?

>>61102190
A lot of /a/ isn't too far off gaia-level weeabooness.

Zdravstvuite /a/, my name is Vladimir Borisov.

I'm a 27 year old American Rusophile (soviet fan for you capitalists). I Work and Labor on my assigned camp, and spend my days drinking Vodka and playing superior Soviet games. (S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Cryostasis)

I train with my Avtomat Kalashnikova every day, this superior weapon can Pierce through steel because it is used over fifty years, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Avtomat license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Russian fluently, both Drunk and the Sober dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Russian history and their vodka code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Russian visa, I am moving to Moskva to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a laborer for Zavod Kalashnikova or a vodka drinker!

I own several soviet uniforms, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Russia, so I can fit in easier. I drink with my elders and seniors and speak Russian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Russia!

I've never met a single person who has seen more anime than I have (not in person at least.) I don't quite know what being a weeaboo entails though. I don't flaunt my knowledge around that much, I act pretty fucking normal everywhere I go. I would say that I was a weeaboo though.

I was never like what OP posted, but liked Naruto and Bleach back then, 2003-2004 I guess. When my computer was bad so I had to download .rm and .ram episodes.

I'm Chinese so I think this matters a bit.

Used to think everything japanese was superior to everything else.

not anymore

No, only a little. Not really for anime though. More, the history and language.

depends how you define "weeaboo" (to what extent, etc.)

No, because I always knew a little bit about Japanese history, and bushido alone is enough to make the place pretty distasteful to me.

A lord should prove himself to his men just as much as his men should prove themselves to him, if not more.

>>61103737
That seems incredibly achievable, and also less pathetic.

>>61103737
>not including tetris with the games

Guys, what do you call a weaboo, except instead of Japan, it's with Korea? I know a guy who's obsessed with Korea and thinks it's the best country in the world, and I just can't understand why... His family isn't even asian, he's a ginger for christ's sake.

this is what weeaboo means. I don't see many on /a/

>>61103873
Koreaboo.

>>61103873
koreaboo

Wow that took a big fucking imagination.

Not really, actually. Even when I was at the age for raging weebism I kept it on the down-low. Lucky me I guess, I don't have to page through old forum posts and hate myself too much.

>>61103873

>implying korea has contributed anything of value to the world except samsung and that's a stretch

>>61103873
Weeaboo. Korea and Japan are the same thing.

>>61103873
chinkaboo

>>61103926
gifs of Starcraft progamers.

>>61103935

Ｋｏｒｅａ　ｉｓ　ｃｏｕｎｔｅｒｆｉｅｔ　ｊａｐａｎ

>>61103873
Koreaboo

>>61103883

Quite a few will rage if you say anything negative about Japanese people and things, though. Usually accompanied by insulting Americans.

>>61103883
If that is the case, no I'm not a Weeaboo. There are time I wish I were raised in Japan (for example, I think their school system is better), but there is a great number of things I do not like about Japan. I would never curse my heritage either, I'm fucking Irish. My heritage is fucking awesome.

What's a person who fucking loves america? I know an Aussie who pretty much wants to be american.

>>61104080
Fucking stupid.

>>61104080
An idiot.

>>61104090

hahahahahahaha

>>61103888
>>61103891
>>61104001
Well shit, there's actually a word for it. Still, of all the countries to be obsessed with, fucking Korea...

>like something from Japan
weeaboo!
>like something from your own country
patriotic! there are countries other than X

you can't win

>>61104139

Such is life as an American on 4chan.

>>61104080
America used to be great, now I'd say we should just be nuked.

I used to think that a ninja could single-handedly hold back a whole viking raid through superior dexterity.

But I think it's Hollywood that gave me that perception, rather than weeabooism.

I wish i was a glorious German man, a people clearly superior to us lesser beings.

>>61103873
Closet-weeaboo. Only reason you'd be obsessed with Korea is if you're obsessed with Japan but want to feel unique.

I never understood the fascination with Ninjas in America. Don't get me wrong, some of the shit Ninjas are fabled to be able to do is pretty fucking awesome, but I always found Samurai to be the more interesting warriors.

>be from New Zealand
>no one gives more than half a fuck
Most people can't point to NZ on a map.

>>61104435
Same reason some people in the US are obsessed with the CIA and secret operations.

>>61102987
Ken-sama died during the Earthquake.

>>61104435
you don't get pizza eating samurai turtles

I love pretty much everything Japan-related and I guess you'd call me a weeaboo but let me just say that a weeaboo refuses to recognize Japan's problems and flaws "JAPAN IS JUST PERFECT DESU" and I find it fucking pathetic. The difference is that I know most of these problems and I'm still willing to accept them. If that still makes me a weeaboo then fuck it.

>>61104435

Ninjas are "Bad guys", bad guys are almost always more interesting.

>>61104538
Those turtles were the worst fucking ninjas I've ever seen! Just the fact I've seen them makes them horrible ninjas.

I used to love Sailor Moon, fapped to Mars erryday.
Other than that, I didn't watch any other anime till Toonami/Adult Swim. Back then Kenshin and Outlaw Star were my favorites, YYH a close third. I guess you could say I was a weeaboo as I enjoyed Inuyasha but I also realized I'd be a huge faggot if I ever revealed my powerlevel and kept it to myself. I also bought a chapter or two of Shonen Jump but I found most of the stuff in it to be complete shit.

>>61104557

Then you're a Japanophile.

>>61104080
I used to be like that. I watched various Old West movies and thought America was this great country of freedom and opportunities, and a paradise for the entrepreneur, and one day I wanted to move there and become an American.

Yes, you may laugh now.

Yes, I had how to draw manga books and fucking how to learn japanese books

>>61104557
>knows Japan problems
>Still wants to live there

That doesn't make you weeaboo

It makes you a fucking retard

>>61104706
What the fuck are you talking about?
Every country has problems, you dumbass. That's just common sense.

>>61104529
Ken never died, he lives on in each one of us.

>>61104706
Instead of being such an ignorant faggot why don't you give a good reason/problem for not living there?

I would fucking hate living in Japan. You see these anime where everyone has these nice big houses, but in actuality a majority of the people live in fucking cubicle sized apartments. That would drive me fucking nuts.

>/a/
>not weeaboos
The normalfaggotry in this fucking thread.

>>61103005

GPA doesn't mean a lot.

My undergrad gpa was a 2.9.

My lawschool GPA at a better law school than my undergrad school (Wake Forest U) was a 3.6.

I was just lazy as shit in undergrad.

>>61104891
That's exaggerated, but it wouldn't bother me at all to live a small house. All I need is room for my computer and the essentials, I often look for smaller places anyway.

>>61104940
>I don't know what weeaboo means

>>61104435
Samurai are kinda limited to war settings in Japan between 1400 and 1900. Even if you abandon realism completely, a samurai just wouldn't have any function in any other setting.

Ninja, on the other hand, work in any action setting as soon as you abandon realism. Even in a modern setting right in America, you can have ninja appear out of nowhere and ambush some guy. You can't do the same with samurai, it would just look ridiculous, and not in a good way.

>>61104344
This is the only correct answer. If you want to worship a culture, German is the way to go.

>>61104891
Oh come on cubicle sized now. That only if you're poor. And that'd be the same in any country anyway

Japan fucking sucks. Drunk, old men everywhere, staggering around telling you to get a job so they can leech off what the fucking government takes from you so they can spend it on their whore houses and take some 3dpd whore's pantsu and sniff them, while spending more money on the pantsu vending machine while staggering home.

>>61102190

The problem is that most people don't know the difference between being a weeaboo and retarded.

So no, you probably aren't going to find a single weeaboo on /a/ because it isn't "cool" anymore.

>>61105000
Who are you quoting, normalfag?

>>>/v/

>>61105072
>Who are you quoting
>>>/jp/

>>61103873
Korea is awesome

deal with it

>>61105072
I'll take it that's a no.

>>61105022
Just like shoe.

>>61105134
She looks unsually pretty. That means she has had plastic surgery.

>>61105124
I'll go to /jp/ if you take your normalfaggotry back to /v/.

>>61105134

Yeah, it's pretty good but I still prefer Manga over Manhwa.

>>61105124

Just what /jp/ needs, more Shitposters.

>>61104891
Those are the large metropolitan areas. Yes, taking the train into Tokyo and seeing those residential areas packed with apartment buildings is pretty fucking depressing. But that's Tokyo, that's how the housing prices are there. It's not at all representative for all of Japan. It's like thinking New York represents the general living standard of USA in general.

>>61105124
>>61105283
Stop replying to yourself.

>>61105022
I used to worship Germany, but then I visited Berlin and the illusion was quickly destroyed.

I once wore a Nurutu headband for a day when I was in DC for the day. I took it off when I realized what a massive faggot I was being.

>>61105374

Sounds like everybody that's ever visited Scandinavia.

>>61105437
>I once wore a Nurutu headband for a day when I was in DC for the day.

This is why animu will never be accepted.

>>61105134
Joke's on you, she's Japanese.

>>61105455
Sounds more like Paris to me. Most people I've heard about traveling to Scandinavia always say they want to go back, though they never quite explain why. Maybe it's just stealth marketing.

>worshiping any other country besides the one you were born in
Do people seriously do this?

>>61105724
It's like the female version of Duval.

The grass is always greener.