>watching madoka in 2012
Cool opinions though.

Gundam 0083
Probably the worst anime I've ever fully watched.

deconstruction

>>60853541
>vlcsnap

Confirmed for moron, as if the text in the OP left any doubt. Fuck along now, faggot.

I'd go with Shining Tears X Wind
Damn Tony Taka for making such attractive character designs, it wasn't worth it.

>>60853541
>vlcsnap
Typical madokahater

>>List of awards
>>List of directors praising it
>>List of sales
>>List of discussion thread numbers

Madoka
School Days
Milky Holmes II

Index if only because I used to be too stubborn to drop shows.

there was nothing terrible about madoka

quit being hipster

Sayaka's the biggest bitch in history.
First she takes the magical girl job thoughtlessly and for selfish reasons. Then she proceeds to hate her friend for being a better woman than she is and thinks not returning 'selfless' favors by falling in love with your ugly bitch self proves the world is unfair. She even kills two innocent men just because they annoyed her. They were more honest and selfless than Sayaka anyway. She also starts fights with everyone for no reason and to top it all she denies ever having been selfish with her last words. It's a fucking lie and even Madoka feels disgust rather than pity.

>>60853541
You're not alone!

>>60853626
What's wrong with a vlc snap?

Also, someone explain to me why Madoka is so good?

It had shit characters, lame buildup to the final episode. Homura showing up at just the right time, every fucking time.

The whole show Madoka just whined like a bitch.

Apparently after Madoka turns into God she will cease to exist or interact with the world. She does anyway on the lame premise that friendship outlasts time itslef.

I could list another 20 things but I think you get my point.

It's not the worst show but, I'd only give it like a 6-10.

*puts flame suit on*

>>60853777
LMAO

I JUST LITERALLY

PEED MY PANTS
etc...

>>60853844
because anime

>>60853844
>What's wrong with a vlc snap?
Just get out.

Madoka is trollbait.

>>60853949
>ignores all my other points
>knows I'm right

>>60853844
faustian deconstruction of mahou shoujo genre
2deep4u, etc

>>60853981
>VLC user opnion
>Relevant
>>>/gaia/

Gonna share some copypaste posted like 15 mins ago here @ /a/

Madoka is about female sexuality.

Becoming a Mahou Shoujo represents losing virginity.

QB is the desire. It makes you a Mahou Shoujo, and you can't kill it.
Mahou Shoujos turn into Witches. Witches represent perversion.

You lose your virginity (become a Mahou Shoujo) due to desire (QB), then eventually you maybe turn into a pervert (Witch).

The fact that Mahou Shoujos kill Witches represents the fight against perversion once you know how good sex is.
Every single girl in the show represents a girl's sexual situation.
Madoka. She is the girl afraid of losing her virginity. She doesn't feel prepared and is insecure, meanwhile she sees all her friends losing it. But once she decides to be a Mahou Shoujo, the world around her becomes perfect, and it feels like nothing bad ever happened, the liberation of that weight makes her feel like God.
Sayaka. She becomes a Mahou Shoujo for the one she loves. Then she is NTR'd and becomes a Witch. As in losing your virginity for your loved one, then he betrays you and you go full slut due to emotional damage. She is a good friend of Madoka (the girl who is afraid of losing virginity likes the idea of losing it to the person she loves).
Kyoko. Her family being religious made her hungry, so she becomes a Mahou Shoujo to satisfy her hunger. As in sexual hunger. And then her religious dad found out she was a Mahou Shoujo and commited suicide with her family and she had to live alone (as in the dad kicked out the daughter from home for being a slut).
Homura. Represents the girl who was raped. She desires to change the past, but she can't no matter how much she tries, and has a cold attitude but in the inside she is fragile. Madoka is a projection of herself, she tries to save the virgin girl she was.
Mami. She is the experienced girl, the one the other girls admire, especially Madoka (the girl afraid of sex), she eventually loses her head to perversion.

Star Ocean EX
Vandread
Ai Yori Aoshi
X TV
Turn A Gundam (This being the worst)

>>60853981
>uses vlc
All your opinions are invalid.

>>60853844
>*puts flame suit on*
Oh boy.

>>60853844
>What's wrong with a vlc snap?

>>60853844

>*puts flame suit on*

well fuck you too

Tenchi Muyo GXP

>>60854088
What is wrong with VLC? PLEASE TELL ME!

>inb4 it green screens files

Nope, maybe your shit computer but not mine.

>>60853844
My trolldar is pointing to this post.

http://wiki.puella-magi.net/Speculah:Madoka_Magica_and_Faust

Madoka is shit, but so is VLC.

Also anyone who describes Madoka as a deconstruction is as fuckheaded as anyone who thinks Evangelion is one.

>>60854192
Please stop posting, piece of shit.

>>60854023
>Mami. She is the experienced girl, the one the other girls admire, especially Madoka (the girl afraid of sex), she eventually loses her head to perversion.
>she eventually loses her head to perversion.

>>60854171
>Marking actions with *.

Get out.

>>60854264
Stop proving my point that Madoka is shit and you have no counter other than "VLC FAG HERP DERP"

>>60853844
4/10.

I didn't catch it until the second post. With a little more subtlety you may have had me going.

>>60853541
>vlc snap
Your opinion is invalid.

ITT: Butthurt Madoka fags.

>>60854336
That's cute and all but get out.

>Madoka and vlc snaps
>could have been a good thread

I hate everyone who is a fan of Madoka personally. All of the industry people who praised it are on a lower level of media production knowledge than George Lucas to me.

I like madoka, but I hate the fans. But then again, fans are never good.

>>60853844
>*puts flame suit on*
Oh dear.

>>60854528
>I hate everyone who is a fan of Madoka
Way to be an autistic faggot , anon.

>>60854621
>post on /a/
>not be autistic

Choose one.

>>60854621
Whereas you hate everyone who doesn't like it?

Fuck me even if this show was just 12 episodes of Madoka walking to the supermarket you fags would still love it.

>CUTE MAGICAL GIRLS INSTANT CLASSIC

vlc is shit, so is madoka.

otherwise un-go, elfen lied and d.n.angel are the only anime i honestly regret watching.

>>60853541
>>60853844
reported for violation of global rule 3.

I feel the same way, Madoka was ok, but christ, you guys blow it tremendously out of proportion, it's not the first series to do GRIMDERP (THAT ISN'T REALLY THAT GRIMDERP) STUFF HAPPENS TO CUTE LITTLE GIRLS, it's the first SUCCESSFUL series to do so though.

But still, it's over rated as fuck, the witch animation was pretty good though.

Though honestly, the shows visuals would have been better if they didn't use those ugly as fuck ume designs.

Fuck I hate those designs, anytime I see fan art of the show I can't help but think how much better it would have been without them.

>>60854915
I know...freaking square faces.

Wow, I didn't think that you madoka fans were so bad.
And no, I'm not OP.

>>60854915
>Fuck I hate those designs, anytime I see fan art of the show I can't help but think how much better it would have been without them.

this, seriously.

vlc is bad but not as bad as you all make it out to be.

most of you are faggot hipsters that like to use programs such as notepad to watch anime just for the sake of being able to say you use said programs.

>>60853844
Oh, I forgot one of my main points.

Madoka's Mom just lets her waltz off into the biggest fucking storm ever seen. Plus, the slap? What the hell was that?

Worst parenting award goes to her.

>>60855016
>>60854994
>>60854915

>Hideaki Anno
>This is really good, Kyubey. Be it getting rid of lip-synching, or working it as a character, doing it so thoroughly makes me feel great. And the symbolization of the witches is also skillfully done. The music is also good. My urge is to own the three BGM tracks like the "salesman's theme" which I love, got me to buy Vol. 2 of the Blu-Ray. Ep. 10 was good too. The way HomuHomu was depicted was good. I think in terms of the released form of anime works, going for a movie series instead of another TV series is a good way to establish it even further. I have high expectations of it.

>Mamoru Oshii (Japan Media Arts Festival judge)
>Madoka is the first "god-tier" anime since Evangelion.

>Yutaka Yamamoto
>Stop Cancelling Our Anime! There’s no need for “self-estraint” with anime. There is no need to cancel Madoka. Now of all times, Madoka must keep crying out the truth of humanity.

>Kazuo Koike(Lone Wolf and Cub & Crying Freeman)
>There were many times I felt my heart rending when I watched Madoka Magica. I think it is a great thing to create such touching work. Gen Urobuchi, I could not have such ideas. I admit defeat.

>Shunji Suzuki
>Madoka might beat Eva, if it hasn't yet. It's not good for relics of the past to stay at the top forever.

>Ryusuke Hikawa (Japan Media Arts Festival judge)
>For the past decades I've wondered, "Why can't anybody make an anime with as much impact as Gundam using the power of the moe anime genre?" Madoka Magica made this wish come true.

>>60855128
FUCKING RETART; saging with a pics.

>15 Japan Media Arts Festival
The series continued to be an ambitious one, skilfully setting critical traps that shook the very foundations of the genre, leaving viewers unsure about the premises upon which this otherwise common theme of the “magical girl” is based.

>The seemingly adorable familiar Kyubey offers to grant a girl a wish if she will enter into a “contract” to become a magical girl and ?ght witches. Both the terror that lurks within “desire” and the emotional reaction to “miracles” that overcomes that fear... these are two sides of one coin, both born of the human heart.

>Putting the particular “media characteristics” of a television series, in which one must wait a full week to learn what happens next to their best use, the series maximized the tension within the viewers‘ minds even as they enjoyed the show’s beautiful images.

>The script is over?owing with the revolutionary energy that always strives to change things. With the hope that this series will become the necessary catalyst to change the world we live in, we award it the Grand Prize.

>Jury:
>FURUKAWA Taku, Animation Artist
>HIKAWA Ryusuke, Anime Critic
>ITO Yuichi, Animation Director
>OSHII Mamoru, Film Director
>SUGII Gisaburo, Animation Director

>Newtype Anime Awards 2011

>http://gigazine.net/news/20111009_newtype_anime_award_machiasobi7/

>Best Male Character: Rintaro Okabe
>Best Female Character: Akemi Homura (Madoka Magica)
>Best Mascot Character: Kyubey (Madoka Magica)
>Best Screenplay: Madoka Magica
>Best Character Design: Madoka Magica
>Best Music: Madoka Magica
>Best Song: Madoka Magica "Conect"
>Best Photography: Madoka Magica
>Best Art Direction: Madoka Magica
>Best Color Design: Madoka Magica
>Best Effects: Madoka Magica
>Best Commercial: THE IDOLM@STER
>Best Male VA: Mamoru Miyano Okabe Rintaro
>Best Female VA: Aoi Yuuki (Madoka Kaname)
>Best Male Supporting VA: Keiji Fujiwara
>Best Female Supporting VA: Chiwa Saito (Homura Akemi from Madoka Magica)
>Best Director: Akiyuki Shinbo "Madoka Magica"
>Best Movie: Macross Frontier The Wings of Goodbye
>Best Anime: Madoka Magica

>>60855202
You keep ridiculing yourself, OP.

>>60853844
>*puts flame suit on*
I think you have mistaken this site for gaia.

Come on guys, we all know Japan has shit taste. Whether or not something gets a reward is entirely moot.

>>60855246
OP here. I didn't post that you moe loving fag.

Your silence says it all.

>>60855202
sage with a pic does not bump a thread. that was fixed like, years ago

>>60855290
They dont like what i like, so they must have shit taste!

>>60855290
But Moot likes Madoka.

>>60855326
moot also likes infinite stratos and reddit

>>60855303
>moe loving fag
Please go back to /v/.

>>60855358
So, you are implying that Moot has shit taste?

>>60855122
I thought the same thing.

>NO YOU'RE NOT GOING!

>but I need to help a fweeend

>Ok, you can go. ^.^

>>60855407
possibly

>>60855312
>implying this isn't common knowledge.

2/10. You could at least try.

>newfags hating Madoka because its not about manly fights or mecha, it must be moeshit garbage for pedophiles!

>>60855358
>He can't diferentiate between trolling and honest opinions.

>>60855388
>Please go back to /v/.
says the guy who keeps posting reaction faces

>>60855326
>Moot
>creditable at all after becoming a gigantic normalfag

>watching girly shit like Madoka instead of a manly anime like Heartcatch Precure
ISHYGDDT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e2X289jhZI&feature=related

>>60855303
>moe
when in doubt, blame the moe.

>>60855455
>implying fight or mecha is worse than MAGICAL 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>60855455
but it is moeshit garbage.

>>60855452
>>60855432
You not even trying anymore, OP.

>Chu-Bra
SO BORING

GOD DAMNIT YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING UNEDUCATED, UNCULTURED, UNINTELLIGENT, PLEBIAN PIECES OF SUBHUMAN FILTH
NONE OF YOU FUCKING DESERVE TO EXPERIENCE THE ART THAT IS ANIME.

NONE. OF. YOU.

YOU FUCKING DOGS ARE FAR BELOW WHAT SHOULD BE CONSIDERED THE STANDARD TO BE HUMAN AND TO BE ABLE TO ENJOY ART.

GO EAT SOME MORE MADOKA SHIT, FAGGOTS.

>>60855540
'sup X^333

>>60855525
>implying
>hating mahou shoujo
>>>/v/

>>60855540
>He's disagreeing with me, he must be the OP!

Enjoying your backpedaling? Stay fanny flustered.

Nanoha > Madoka

>>60855229

If Madoka won all that, then 2011 was a really shitty year.

YOU SWINE. YOU VULGAR LITTLE MAGGOT. YOU WORTHLESS BAG OF FILTH. AS WE SAY IN TEXAS, YOU COULDN'T POUR WATER OUT OF A BOOT WITH INSTRUCTIONS PRINTED ON THE HEEL. YOU ARE A CANKER, AN OPEN WOUND. I WOULD RATHER KISS A LAWYER THAN BE SEEN WITH YOU. YOU TOOK YOUR LAST VACATION IN THE ISLETS OF LANGERHANS. YOU'RE A PUTRESCENT MASS, A WALKING VOMIT. YOU ARE A SPINELESS LITTLE WORM DESERVING NOTHING BUT THE PROFOUNDEST CONTEMPT. YOU ARE A JERK, A CAD, AND A WEASEL. I TAKE THAT BACK; YOU ARE A FESTERING PUSTULE ON A WEASEL'S RUMP. YOUR LIFE IS A MONUMENT TO STUPIDITY. YOU ARE A STENCH, A REVULSION, AN OVERFLOWING LATRINE, A BIG SUCK ON A SOUR LEMON. I WILL NEVER GET OVER THE EMBARRASSMENT OF BELONGING TO THE SAME SPECIES AS YOU. YOU ARE A MONSTER, AN OGRE, A MALFORMITY. I BARF AT THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOU. YOU HAVE ALL THE APPEAL OF A PAPER CUT. LEPERS AVOID YOU. YOU ARE VILE, WORTHLESS, LESS THAN NOTHING. YOU ARE A WEED, A FUNGUS, A STINKING SNOTRAG, THE DREGS OF THIS EARTH. YOU ARE A TECHNICOLOR YAWN. AND DID I MENTION THAT YOU SMELL YOU ARE A SQUEAKING RAT, A MISTAKE OF NATURE AND A HEAVY-METAL BAGPIPE PLAYER. YOU WERE NOT BORN. YOU WERE HATCHED INTO AN UNWILLING WORLD THAT REJECTS THE LIKES OF YOU. YOU DIDN'T CRAWL OUT OF A NORMAL EGG, EITHER, BUT RATHER A MUTANT MAGGOT EGG REJECTED BY AN EVIL SCIENTIST AS BEING BELOW HIS LOW STANDARDS. YOUR ALLEGED PARENTS ABANDONED THEIR BASTARD WHELP AT BIRTH AND THEN DIED OF SHAME IN RECOGNITION OF WHAT THEY HAD DONE TO AN UNSUSPECTING WORLD. GO EAT SHIT AND DIE.

>>60855540
I haven't seen you argue against anything I've said in this whole thread except that "VLC is shit"

Come on, you're embarrassing yourself Madoka fags.

>>60855572
>Anime
>Art
Goddammit, OP.

two people have the same opinion they must be the same /a/non.

>>60855613
speaking of nanoha, why was the show really well animated for like, one scene, then it was never animated the same again?

Chobits. Seriously, why?

Worst part is that the suggestion spawned from a YKK thread. I think i got trolled.

>>60855629
you wanna fucking fight kid well guess what I just hacked your IP address. yea thats right you can't do shit you fucking pussy... if you try to start ANY MORE shit with me, I'll hack the shit out of your computer so be warned you terrorist piece of shit. and if you try to come to my house just be warned that I know Kung Fu and have a GUN so if you wanna start some shit I'll fuckin be ready to kick the shit out of you. You've been warned, motherfucker. don't FUCK WITH ME again.

Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you.

hi anime board! i couldnt find an introduction thread so i decided to make my own hahahhaa. well im hannah (im not telling you my age or where i live) and i love anime! i like naruto, bleach, sailor moon, and Tatami galaxy (but i dont get to watch too much of that its on too late hahaha). i dont watch a lot of animes because im not allowed to be on the computer that much but i still love it! i hope its okay that i dont have an email. im ecited to start posting here!

(will the picture i post be my avatar on this site? and if anyone can tell me what show she is from i will appreaciate it!)

>>60853844
>Homura showing up at the right time every time
Huh, you have a good point. It's like she knew everything that was going to happen ahead of time. I wonder why.

>>60855631
>OP

are you stupid?

>>60855671
Hello! Welcome to /a/ my friend! I'd really like to recommend a few things but I won't do that you need to try lurking more and learning more about anime first it's more fun that way! But maybe try watching K-ON! everyone loves it here and it's really fun to watch! Just watch your step around here though everyone is kinda mean :3

>>60855666

>>60855665
Oh noes! This guy is bringing al the power of his basement onto me! What will I do?!

>>60855666
>>60855666
>>60855666
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>>60855666

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This thread really just goes to show that Madokafags are worse than the Bronies.

>>60855666
>>60855666
>>60855666
>>60855666
>>60855666
>>60855666
>>60855666

Madoka fans once again prove themselves to be incredibly easy to troll and derail. You guys really are the new EVA fans.

>>60855720
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life

>>60855720
>Repsonding to copypasta with teenage girl sarcasm

>>60855689
Why, his name is "OP", so why not call him OP?

>>60853541
>I don't understand it because my tastes are universally correct

Bet you're a christian against evolution too, eh? Don't get like it myself = Everyone else must be wrong?

>>60855773
>>60855776
OP status
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>>60855680
If that were really the case...then why didn't she turn up 5 minutes before every time she showed up. Fucking tool.

>>60855842

Here we go again, another fucking dickhead trying to tell
me how to live my life. This babyfur_watch asshole on here, commenting on my LJ telling me that im making a big mistake by throwing away my college education just to, quote, "Roll around in crapped diapers and meddling in cheap and petty BDSM fetishes." Who the fuck do you think you are saying this shit, i swear to the fuckin heavens above if i knew where you were, i would come over, break my foot off in your ass and slice your damn throat. I have enough crap coming from my dad and grandmother about the way im living my life, so i dont need to hear it from some fucking scumbag like you. There are two things you do not fuck with when it comes to me, my friends and my lifestyle. You screw with either one of those things and you're gonna have one pissed off fox on your ass. Just becuase im a babyfur doesnt mean that i dont have a dark side, i will go medevil on you if you provoke me. I'm getting fuckin sick and tired of these fuckers thinking that since we're babyfurs that they can push us around and redicule us and not have us fight back. Most, if not all of us babyfurs get pissed off if an outsider decides to fuck with us. You may not like the fact that we are babyfurs, but you will fucking respect it, that's all we ask anyways. Everyone has their fetishes, and ours just happens to be wearing and using diapers, sucking on pacifiers and bottles, wearing baby clothes and acting like baby's. We aint hurtin no one by doing this, but there are some that are making it seem that way, which is complete and udder bullshit. As far as the BDSM stuff go, so what, i wanna be owned by someone and dommed by them, big deal. Keep your fucking comments to yourself if all they're gonna do is gonna piss off whoever your sending it to. Use common since you stupid pricks...oh wait, you dont have any!

in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /a/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /a/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return.

>>60853981
>points.
>'its shit'
>'its lame'

>>60855828
I like how you took the type to actually type that out.

Diagnosis: Mad as hell.

>>60855899
Omg, you're like the most ignorant, and most stupid person I have ever heard.

You don't even know any thing about chinese and japanese and talk big, you fucking retard.

First of all, the chinese language doesn't even use syllables. YOU use syllables to translate it, because YOU are not able to read the language.

On the other hand "NONG BONG NONG FONG DONG" doesn't make any sense at all, because those words are non-existant.

AND if you are referring to Japanese, don't use these words because they don't even hit the right pronounciation of this language, I think you are

not able to differentiate between chinese and japanese.

After all, even if you translate the Kanji with the same syllable…most asian languages base on pronounciation.

If you have ever thought about those languages with a common sense of your nazi-like brain you would know that.

You are just a dumbfuck with no knowledge of the world at all, go fuck yourself and die.

I wrote this for your sake.

>>60855874
>fail

You should leave as well.

WOW SON, U BUT ANGREY. I hav neer seen sum1 so pooper peeved, u ned to tak chilpil and stop raping your ownasswit with husband. you are the gayest fgt in fgtopia, no u r the mayor. lol u troled so fukin hard u wan sum ice for the ASSBURN? U cry tears of blud and cum ur mom's penis out your angry butthole. gb2 pussybaby land where u git own3d by dick "omg i love sukn dicks and crying to link park" - You. ur butt is evaporating cum bcuz it is steaming wit angr. SUMBUDY IS ANALLY ANGUISHED its lik u r seeding wit raeg

Stop impersonating me, people. You will never be as cool as me or have my all seeing wisdom.

>>60855666
You are so fucking reported. I can't believe you bring this shit in here again and again and again. "OH MY GOD MY POST NUMBER ENDED IN X REPEATED NUMBERS ZOMGROFLMFAO!!11!!" You listen here you underaged shitdicked little cumguzzler: THIS. ISN'T. FUNNY. It's not cute or charming or something that gives people a smile, it's a waste of time, a waste of space, and an eyesore. You make me worry, really really really worry about the state of my generation. Where the hell is our world gonna go if it's run by shit-stained cuntminds like you that have NO originality and NO creative drive AT ALL. You contribute nothing at all to this board, nothing at all to your fellow peers. You are worse than a dumbass my asinine little friend, you are a black hole of faggotry and stupidity. You suck in the people around you and corrupt them with your cancerous posts. Your very existence is robbing this world of all things good. Leave this place, sell your computer, give the money to someone with brains who can wisely use it, and then kill yourself you waste of life. Die.

I'm an Aplha male /a/.

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is

totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to

cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will

curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks

for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible

and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

>>60855874
I know! I'd shoot the Madoka lover, too!

Why are you such an idiot? You jaundiced jumped up, vercordiously pusillanimous piffle. Your vileseome existence nauseates me beyond compare. It is politically correct when discussing your faults to use certain words to denote your humanness above your disability. But in your case, there is nothing human. You are just challenged, you are just different. Given a choice of stepping in something nasty on the sidewalk, or bidding you good morning, I would happily choose the former. Single-handedly, you have wrenched all meaning out of life. Congratulations. As I write this I try vainly to think of something, anything, which redeems in some small way your utterly pointless existence. The only thing that comes to mind is that you have taught me hate. Pure, unmitigated hate. I have had fantasies about attacking you with a machete, but I dare not. I once cut up a starfish, which was so neurologically simple that each piece grew into a clone of the original. Your coleopteron brain no doubt shares certain appalling similarities with such creatures. You, misguided as you are, might be asking yourself what you have done to deserve such a letter as this. Your misdeeds and villainous vampings can be described in just two words: you exist. And believe me, there is no reason on earth why you should. How do you justify to yourself waking up each morning and ruining yet another day? If everything in this world has some purpose, some grand plan behind its existence, then yours surely is to show everything else, whether it be a slops bucket in a fried chicken stand, or the gunk behind the fridge, how fortunate it is not to be you. I have tried, but clearly, I have failed. I must stand firm to the realisation that mere words cannot express my utmost and profound contempt and loathing for your person, your being and your existence. You are a blight against nature.

Oh, so Gorespammer is out of school now?

>>60855874
>implying you'd prefer to save 7 million Jews if you could

Get the fuck out.

>>60854022

Is this a sequential digits thread?

>>60856111
It's a thread of reddit and gaia friends responding to copypasta.

>>60855776
To be fair, they are way worse.
Just look at this madokafag who is spamming the thread because of some negative comments about madoka, at that fag who spams these
>>60855163
>>60855207
>>60855229
In almost every madoka threads with negative comments and at all these people who posted "lol vlc is shit so your opinion about my favourite anime is shit XD"
You don't see all this crap in a eva thread.

>>60856111
fuck off :)

Madoka
FLCL (I dropped it after episode 5)

>>60856169
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

>>60856111
go scriptfag on /b/
its not even remotely difficult on a slow board like this

>>60856168
try harder next time, OP.

>>60856018

PLEASE, OP, RESPOND TO THIS MESSAGE. I CAN JUST PICTURE YOU READING ALL THIS SHIT, WONDERING WHY I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND ANYTHING. YOU'LL GET SO FUCKING PISSED OFF YOU'LL FUCKING PUNCH A WALL AND FUCKING EAT EVERYTHING IN THE FRIDGE AND THEN WADDLE BACK UPSTAIRS AND QUOTE THIS SHIT AND SMASH THE FUCKING KEYBOARD WITH YOUR GIGANTIC, FAT HANDS AND SLOBBER PROFUSELY WHILE YOU POUND OUT SOME IDIOTIC REPLY, LIKE YOU COULD EVER EVER EVER FUCKING EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE SHEER HATRED I FEEL FOR YOU, THE BEST PART ABOUT IT IS THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY I'M JUST GOING TO LAUGH AT YOUR FAT, STUPID, UGLY, RETARDED, IDIOTIC, WORTHLESS, MANWHORE COCK-LOVING ASS! BUT IF YOU DON'T REPLY, I FUCKING WIN, BECAUSE I'VE SMACKED YOU DOWN LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE DIE MOTHERFUCKER.

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>>60856111
Can we get back to everyone ignoring my facts about why Madoka is bad? Thankyou.

>>60856265
Not me, faggotron.

>>60856229
OP here. ANYTHING lese - ONE word

>>60856351
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /JP/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

Madoka obviously.

>>60856333
>inb4 shitstorm

>VLC using faggot expecting legit responses
Check them.

>>60856351

u are 1 fucking cheeky cunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life

>>60856444
Script faggot using scripts to derail truthfull thread about why Madoka is horrible.

>>60856444
FUUUUCK

Don't watch an anime called "Boku"

Man this sh*t is so wrong in so many motherfu*king levels

yo...I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled "Boku"

I said to this dude, What's this sh*t? He just giggled and said "Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!"

Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange sh*t

but as I watched the first video, I was like "Yo.....what the fu*k.." THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......."

THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfu*kING CAR AND THEN I SAID "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

I couldn't fu*king believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, sh*t was so disturbing..YET I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM.....THOSE NIGGAS...YOOOOOOO.......

THOSE NIGGAS....AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE...YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........

IT WAS LIKE YOUR bi*ch WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING "DIFFERENT"

AND IT WAS SO fu*kED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST...KEPT WATCHING IT...AND THAT'S WHAT I fu*kING DID!!!!!

THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE...THREE NIGGAS...THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT...WAS...THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfu*kING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER!

So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON'T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON'T DO IT NIGGA, IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!

>>60856502
wtf tough guy wow what the hell is that this isn't the 50's f*ck face wow and its sad because some dumb ass started talking sh*t wait that was you f*cking retard-o good job because in my eyes you are trying to be bad ass with you f*ck america and f*ck this and that blah blah scene emo scene emo f*ck you damn retard i think you are hiding something were you ass raped isn't that how it goes in other countries f*ck face you must be emo or scene to know so much about it

This shit

>>60856444

>>60855616
But 2011 was god tier.

anything this season

>>60856265
I wanted to say "look at all these people who think that only one person can disagree with them" too, but we can see that in eva threads as well.
Obviously I'm not OP.
I'm just:
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If quads Madoka is shit. Also shit even if not quads.

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>>60856653
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a dung-bred maggot, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that WWW.GUYMACON.COM/FUN/INSULT/INDEX.HTM is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.

>VLCsnap
>*puts flame suit on*

Not even going to scroll down.

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>>60856744
You already read everything in this thread worth anything if you read up to the end of my post.

You can leave now.

>>60856776
Nice fail, faggot.

>>60856799
Oh wow, were you serious? I just assumed you were a troll by what I only assumed had to be intentionally shit spelling. You're actually just that bad at typing/spelling aren't you? Did you lose a couple of fingers in some sort of machine shop accident or something? I'm so sorry, I didn't know you were disabled, that was totally rude of me. Hey man, I hope you get better though, I hear they can reattach limbs like that, though you might not get your full range of motion or dexterity back. But hey man, it's all cool, you still got a ripe full life ahead of you, just keep that chin up and keep on truckin', bro.

>>60856799

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more apidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full genome. Worse than that, you top-post. In HTML. God created toads, houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks,slugs, leeches, and intestinal rasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, microcephalous, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.

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>2012
>Not h8ing popular shit like Madoka

>>60856840
Look, even if I had my genitals burned off I'd still be more of a man than your magical girl, moe loving ass.

>can't win argument, resorts to grammar

>>60856905
lol you faggot, we get it, you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a debate so that someone can finally listen and hear your point of view because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. You're not smart, you're not interesting, you're an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home.

acting all intellectual and witty is just another way of you trying to be superior to others. you elitist middle class liberal, smub asshole. have you ever worked hard at anything you piece of shit. if you weren't born with the brain you have you wouldn't have nothing you lazy fuck. you've never had to work hard at anything have you. people like me have to work hard to get anything in life. that is something you would never understand. you ivy tower elitist prick. fuck you jones. fuck you. go ahead and laugh at this with your #bun butt buddies. nobody on #bun will ever have a girlfriend. you guys are fucking lame. irc is for nerds.
why don't you tell everyobody why you create those scripts. you do it to gain people's trust so that one day you can hack our anuses. you're not getting anywhere near my anus you lolicon hacker freak.
why do you go to /a/ anyway. let me guess to shitpost. i saw you post as sion that day. we all know sion is your bot. sion is how you really are. unstable and autistic as fuck. you stupid fuck.

>>60856926
tl;dr

>>60856964
What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.

Anyways, >>60856905, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>60856905, should just stick with today's special.

>>60856985
These are funny. Post more.

>>60856985
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /JP/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

This thread is thoroughly entertaining.

>>60857010
I've never understood this pasta's popularity.

>>60853541
I really want that time I spent watching those 5 episodes of Haruhi back.

>>60857091
>I've never understood MADOKA'S popularity.

IT'S OKAY GUYS I FIXED IT. THAT'S WHAT HE MEANT TO SAY.

>>60857155
My dear fellow! I just inadvertently toppled from my seat because I couldn't and am still unable to restrain my mirth! By Jove, this is a marked occasion. Nay, a momentous occasion. I believe some form of commendation is in order, old chap.

the fastest way to cause the biggest shitstorm on /a/ is to imply madoka isnt good.

most defensive fanbase. easiest to troll.

>implying Madoka did not rip off The Little Mermaid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyFVG4VfPmg