Sup nigga?

消えろ，馬鹿や炉

> ニコ動からきますた
> きますた

>>60448321
Don't need to be a dick man.

Just help the guy out

それで？

>>60448289
first, learn alphabet. 50 times you bitch!

what is this nice nihonjin asking us?

What do you need?

>>60448289
女の子の話と彼女の

http://translate.google.com/#

>>>2ch

>>60448321
>Get lost, stupid and furnace

http://may.2chan.net/b/res/98506368.htm

your move

ここ、みんな　友達　です！　どぞ　ごゆっくり

You guys do realise a grasp of English is needed to use reCAPTCHA, right? You're being trolled.

>>60448441
>complete grasp of english
>just type what you see

>>60448441
ahahahahahhahahahahah

>>60448441
I know hiragana, that doesn't mean my Japanese is perfect.

the answer is boku no pico

>>60448441

>>60448441
How can you explain the other captchas that contain arabian, chinese, etc?

>>60448441
You do know that you can just set the setting on the computer to english and type that out right?

>>60448433
Nice desu ne

Someone should translate me into Japanese in Japanese.

>>60448441
nie pierdol pan

>>60448441
nips at the very least can read the alphabet because they learn it in school.

don't compare their situation to us. we didn't ever need to learn a lick of japanese.

　　　　 _,,　-‐-　,,_
　　　／　　　　　　ヽ
　　　|　　　　　, 、　 ＼
　　　|　κ@χ　κ@χ|
　（⌒　　 ￣　　＼￣　|
　 （__　　　　 ヽ,,＿）　ノ
　　　|　　 ﾄｪｪｪｪｪｲ　ﾉ
　　　ヽ　　＼-┬-| /　　＜ HAHAHA！
　　　　 ＼　 | ｜　|）
　　　　　　￣`ー-'´

>>60448519

mitte >>60448385

>>60448441
Nem, tô de boa.

>>60448519
Translate what?

What do you want help with that google can't translate for you?

>>60448490
If it gives you a word not in the standard English alphabet, captcha doesn't give a shit what you type.

>i am japanese
かっこいい話、兄貴

これわ　ツロリング　です！！！

Don't make us nuke you again

>>60448601
>わ

If the japanese is the foreigner here, is he the gaijin?

>>60448441
The vast majority of japanese people type on qwerty keyboards and so by typing ha they get は and typing ja gets じゃ and so forth. I would assume they have enough character recognition to press the correct key on the keyboard.

日本語でおｋ
Unlike Japanese, we have more people knowing foreign languages.

YEROU PIGGU GO HOUMU

>>60448632
I dunno, in some of the rare occasions where we had threads up where we visited each others boards the primary complaint on their end was that the captcha confused them. Hell i cant even read the english displayed in there a good 20% of the time and thats when im not gettign equations or like arabic words.

stop fucking, american!

>>60448717
I wonder how many people from /a/ could type a Japanese captcha.

At least anyone with an ime installed should be able to do it.

u know who made hentai things

http://thimgup.lilect.net/files/thimg201201260740220006.jpg

It returns to original room.

RADIOACTIVE NIP IN MY /a/?!
Everyone, run away if you don't want cancer!

>>60448845
fuck you, fundamentalist conservative

>>60448855
Fuck you, radioactive monkey

Someone post ken-sama

>>60448812
君が言いたいこと分からない

>>60448717
Well the only real contact I've had is taxi drivers, airport staff and hotel staff. They don't understand when I say vocally 「Prince Hotel」but when I write it down on a piece of paper, they understand ... and yes I've learnt by now to say purinsu hoteru...

放射能汚染wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

ぼくのダブル観察する！

>>60448812
Translation: 姦

>>60448888
Well i would imagine that your handwriting is better than captchas most of the time and lacks the current trend of massive inkblots obscuring your words.

>>60448433
>fuck me
>i'm a pen

>>60448812
チンポ付いてる期待した俺ってホントバカ・・・

>>60448970
残念ですわね

>>60449042
別に。。。

>>60448289
>英語使う

oh you weeaboos crack me up.

>>60448632
even if his keyboard is a たていすかん keyboard it has a QWERTY mode that can be activated pressing ALT + ひらがな
There is no excuse for a nip to fail captcha other than simply not knowing the alphabet

>>60449067
>。。。
アホ

氏ね、くず。

>>60449071
There's nothing grammatically wrong with that sentence.

>>60449094
こちらも

お肉のそのズキズキ塊のために懸命にラステッドので、巨大なコックがあな
たの顔を平手打ちすると、その後一晩中泣いた。

>>60448289
我は貴様の救済者となり.
さー...何でも聴きたまえ.

なにがしたいんだ一体

>>60449072
So that is what this horrid excuse for a keyboard is called.

かいとかにみき
Ｔｅｓｔｉｎｇ
てすちんｇ

Fuck yeah!!! Learn something new every day.

>>60448717
>not being able to solve math equations
also captcha uses 2 words, it knows the answer of one of them and it wants you to give the answer to the other one, this one is usually the scanned text that captcha uses (in case that you dont know, captcha uses you to digitilize books)
So just solve the Computer generated ond and type anything else on the other one
For exemple, My captcha right now is Elanount cyna,'

Elanount is obviously the computer generated one, so Im gonna answer it, the other one is scanned text, so I can just type a random character and be done with it

>>60449131
Considering that all Japanese grammar requires for a correct sentence is a verb with a state of being modifier, that's not saying much.

>>60449197
Shhhh, this is a secret Mister Anonymous!

America is うんこ than Japan.

>>60449189
I agree, is confusing as fuck to type in japanese with it in たていすかん mode, but at least it has hotkeys to cycle between hiragana, katakana and romaji

y u no respect

>>60449373
For every day use it's annoying too if I hadn't remembered the original keyboard layout. Damn apostrophe is shift+7 on this thing so I still use the US layout.

>>60449563
got used to it
when typing "I'm" keep the shift hold and type I with your midle finger and ' with your index
In other words, learn how to type correctly, if you think those educational programs are boring, get Sega's typing of the dead, and play the tutorial, also, get the japanese version and learn how to use the goddamned たていすかん　mode
another thing that I hate is ￥, it has no use as its the japanese equivalent of \ on windows
but one thing that I love is how @ has a stand alone key

> http://may.2chan.net/b/res/98506368.htm

>FUCK OFF!!!
>fuck me
>Where is Party?
>Pardon ?

Why... why am I laughing so hard?

>>60449815

"I'm a pen!" made me lose it.

とりあえず英語の勉強しろや、アホ。

>>60449917

FUKKA YHU, YHU JAPPANEESIE MUDDERFUCHKA.

ROR

Obligatory

>2chan thread
>9 replies
>4chan thread
>289 posts and 80 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

>go to 2dimenson world or go back to 4chan

Waito piggu go home!

>>60449998
>don't make us nuke you again.

>>60449998
Oh god I laughed hard at
>Dont make us nuke you again.

>>60449998
Oh God that last line

>>60449998
Thank you, I've been looking for this image for ages!

>>60449998
Is that legit?

Are the Japanese that easy to troll?

>>60451358
That guy talking in caps reminds me too much of the I AM KOREAN copypasta for me to take it seriously.

>>60451358

Say anything in Korean on 2ch, I dare you.