no

>>60322606
Die in a pile of hellfire

>hello?

Are you 17?

>Yes.

What's your question?

>I just wanted to ask Dr. Drew about Somatotropin?

OK, what do you want to know?

>Well it's growth hormone, right?

Yes, it is growth hormone, it's generally used to treat chronic Symptoms of AIDS, wasting, Turner syndrome, developmental disorders.

>What if you just want to get tall?

Time for weekly amazing.

Hold on, Hold on, Hold on. Suzu, you want to give yourself growth hormone to get taller?

>No not just for that, I also hear it helps your boobs!

No. No. No. Suzu you are thinking of Bovine growth hormone used to stimulate milk production in cows. It will probably not result in larger breasts, or will only temporarily have that hormonal effect.

Yeah. I get the feeling you want to take some drugs to turn you into Niki Taylor, but it's going to come out with you looking like Roger Clemens.

>What do you mean?

Well, Tall, there's not a lot we can do about that, but hey if you want to have bones the size of tree trunks, big meaty hands and an arm that looks like a rack of lamb then, hey, maybe Growth hormone is the right choice.

>It can't be all that bad!

Listen, you bitch. It's gonna turn you into an ogre!

Bracing for F**K YOU, MOTHERF***ER!

Anyone have links to the other threads?

>>60322547
OH GOD YES! Mond/a/y Loveline is here!

>>60322547
I missed you, loveline /a/non.

>>60323485

>>60323641

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5chZJvlXIo

>>60323641
>Cornholing in four days
It never fails.

>>60323671

>F**K YOU, MOTHERF***ER! I'm a returning student with a 180 IQ, I'm multilingual and can do ten digit equations in my head!

Alright, Alright, you know what, Dr. Drew? I'm above this. Go ahead and regulate.

Look, Look, Suzu. There are some height deficiencies that can be treated with HGH, but these deficiencies can-

>Don't call me a bitch! I'll kick your ass if you get too cocky with me-

Hey, you know what Suzu? You're too short? Use it to your advantage. Start blowing porn stars! Get a school girl outfit, go do some porn, just blow porn stars until your 35. You're short? You're flat? Do porn! There will always be a some guy at home somewhere waiting to beat off to you.

It should be said that HGH is a peptide hormone, like Insulin, it is very hard to isolate, very expensive and

Shut up Drew. Shut up. She's gone. She's a bitch just shut up.

Lots of vitriol out of you in that call.

I don't know what it was. She struck a nerve or something. I'm sorry you had to see me like that.

I see you like that quite often.

Well, then I'm sorry you ever have to see me.

>>60324166
How do you censor swears on live radio?

Aria?

>Yes?

You're eighteen?

>Oh my yes.

Well then what's going on.

>Well, I was just wondering if its normal to have an orgasm while shaving.

What do you mean shaving your legs?

>Oh, my No.

Oh, then you must mean shaving your armpits

>No. Not there.

Wait a second. Drew, orgasming from shaving, it's not the legs it's not the armpits, what's going on here?

Could it be her head?

Do you mean you have an orgasm when you shave your head?

>Why would I orgasm while giving head?

Drew this is a mystery. She's shaving something, and having an orgasm. How's this work?

I have no idea. What in the world could she be shaving?

Hey, Aria what are you shaving when you have an orgasm?

>Why My pussy, of course!

Ooooooooooooooooh. Oh.

Oh, so that's it' she has an orgasm when she shaves her pussy.

>Well, I don't shave it myself, though.

Never. Stop. Doing these.

Did I just hear that?

Hear what?

Aria, did you just say you don't shave yourself?

>That's correct. My maid shaves me.

You have your maid shave your pubic area?

>When she's not tied up. Or when she's not too busy.

How did you talk your maid into shaving your bush?

>Well they call it private help.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Just to get to your question, Aria, what are you using to shave that gives you the orgasm? Is it a safety razor an electric razor?

>It's electric.

Well, that explains a lot then, doesn't it.

Yeah. That think is literally just a dildo with the worlds smallest hedge clippers attached.

>>60325011
>>60324550
Oh lord, how they troll her, this is fucking hilarious.

i am so glad i didn't just close my browser. a shower can wait.

loveline thread, fuck yeah