yes.

I went to comicket and fucked a cosplayer.

>>59867590
What are their standards like?

All the time. Just ask /cgl/.

Yes, or get attention. Girls who go to cons are the ones who really don't like anime.

>sluts general
fuck yes best time of the day

Don't most men go to cons just to find a cosplaying slut to fuck?

They do because they have to turn every hobby into something social, complete with dress code and shit. So that includes getting fucked yeah. Don't bother until you've perfected your sasuke impersonation or you won't get any.

>>59867554
That's why you see so many chicks dressed up like sluts at cons.

People don't go to them for the anime. They go to socialize and get laid. Fucking posers.

>>59867614
>fat landwhales
>standards

Pick one. If you have a cock and money you are good to go.

Is it true guys go to cons just to try to fuck nerdy girls?

>>59867643
That's all whores are good for.

>>59867643
Well, now that I know...sure thing.

>>59867643
I guess so, people don't go there because they like anime.

>>59867614

Tall buff Nords dressed as Kamina or short thin Asians dressed as Cloud.

Guys go too. Creepy, "charming" guys, you know the autists who think they're some kind of master manipulator now that they've read a book on how to fake confidence and interest too.

The landwhales and creepers deserve each other.

>>59867755
but I want to fuck one of the good looking girls, like ringo or sachie

Ask /cgl/.

I go to conventions because I like anime.
Honestly why the fuck does everyone misuse fun things?

>>59867785
>3D
>good-looking

>>59867823
Casual sex is fun?

>>59867840
>>>/cgl/

I can't even hate on those girls, just look at them.

>>59867554
You're saying it like they have no other reason to go to a convention other to get fucked. They go because they like to dress up, show off, meet people...you know, the usually girly reasons for doing things. You have as much of a chance of getting laid on halloween as you do at an anime convention.

>>59867857
>girls
How hard was it for you not to crack a smile

>go to a con dressed up like Kamina to show off my sweet, rigid 6-pack (i do 1000 sit-ups on my total gym every day, bitch, these fucking abs could slice cheese they're so defined)
>bunch of skanks with their titties n asses hangin out try to glomp me, but i grab 'em by the throat and pull them back like i do with my pet dog when she's trying to climb up on the furniture)
>scope the depth of field checkin for 9's and 10's
>see a hot piece of ass asian cosplaying as mari
>swagger up to her with my hand down my pants, i can tell that bitch just got wet
>ask her if she wants to come back to my room to get hammered (the hammer is my penis)
>bunch of fat no-life neckbeard betas dressed like narutoes too pussy to even meet my eyes when she's pressed up against me like a cat in heat as I take her off

>>59867871
It's pretty easy to get laid on Halloween if you live near a college

>>59867857
>Mami holding her gun like a poster boy from cowofduty

Kamina raped Reimu

>>59867871
>You have as much of a chance of getting laid on halloween as you do at an anime convention.
so extremely high as long as i bring alcohol?

>>59867961
>>59867911
>>59867896
>>59867871
>>>/cgl/

>>59867857
Look at that Kyouko, it's so obvious that she has negative self-esteem.

>>59867857
They should have put the fat Sayaka or Kyouko to cosplay Mami.

seth macfarlane said that con pussy sucks though.
maybe theres a difference in comic cons and anime cons though .

>>59867981
That's because she needs to lose weight.

Goddamn, so many people cosplayer as characters they don't have the build for. I would think if you want to look like someone, you'd do all you can to make your self as close into being as identical as possible.

>>59868009
>seth macfarlane said that con pussy sucks though.
>seth fucking macfarlane
WHAT

>>59867857
Can't Homu even put on her socks right?

I feel just sad when looking at this photo.

>>59868037
Americans are fat, they don't have a lot of options to cosplay if we go by your recommendation.

>>59868009
Excuse me gaylord, but where did you procure this bit of information from

>>>/cgl/5364271

>>59867857

i hate you amerikans

I'LL DEFEAT YOU AQUA! AS SOON AS I "MUNCH MUNCH" FINISH "GULP GULP GULP" EATING MY THIRD SERVING OF BREAKFAST!

>>59868076
on the charlie sheen roast. when he was doing his roast to sheen, charlie asked him what con pussy is like. and i just shook his head in disgust and said no good.

>>59868075
Not my problem if you all won't try to lose weight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7gOCgZl2uQ

would you /a/?

would you?

>personally I cringed when I heard her say 'kawaii'

>>59868111
Asking an American to lose weight is like asking a Chinese to stop having squinty eyes.

>>59868125
>cow tits

>>59868111
Yeah, it's not that easy.

>>59867961
Yeah, invite her and her friends to your room for a party and bring some music. Don't play pop, play some upbeat anime music. They're very forgiving of social awkwardness.

>>59868125
>Minxy

NOPE

>>59868141
It's actually possible, believe it or not.

Course, Americans are generally lazy so of course it's not the norm.

>>59868125
2.5D

>>59867828
Reported for advocating spamming tools.

>>59867857
Why do those landwhales always cosplay skinny characters when even they know they're going to look terrible. There's plenty of fat characters to cosplay. I've yet to even see anyone cosplay the fat opera singer contractor from Darker Than Black for example.

>>59868072

>>59868188
Fuck off and die in a hole.

>>59867896

>(the hammer is my penis)

>>59868125
holy fucking shit

>>59868188
shut the fuck up you piece of shit

>>59868160
>>>/fit/

I want to attend a con dressed as the dad from Mitsudomoe.

They go there to be attention whores.

Sometimes being an attention whores makes you into a literal whore too.

>>59868125
damn

yes, I would

>go to a con
>see a fat dude cosplaying as Yabas

>>59868243
Get the fuck off of /a/ then.

>see this thread
replies, replies everywhere

>see this thread on /cgl/ >>>/cgl/5364271?watch#5364271
sages, sages everywhere

>>59868125
I lasted .25 seconds. Goddamn why did you make me remember her.

>>59868188
No.

Yes, the only reason girls get into a hobby is for the social aspects.

I go to conventions because I like to meet people. Yea, most of them are fat landwhales and weebs, but they're easy to spot and avoid.
Cosplaying makes it more fun. It's an easy way to find bros.

I cosplay as girls just to get fucked.

>>59868188
I don't understand what this means or why everyone is so mad at him.

>>59868298
What do you cosplay as?

>>59868284
Why do so many girls like reading?

>>59868160
Shabu diet bro, it works great.

>yfw I can cosplay as the badass ripped dude if I wanted to, AND get tons of pussy as well

maybe I should start attending these cons

any cons in Europe?

>>59868125
I always found her repulsive, especially with all that makeup on.

>>59868125

I would lock her in my basement and fist her asshole until it was big I could put my head in her ass if you know what I mean.

>>59868305
It means it's five steps closer to becoming perfection.
That girl is an abomination.

>>59868188
>>59868243
>>59868305
I just want /v/ to leave

>>59868258
Sounds like you should stay in cgl then.

>>59868313
So they can appear to be cultured and get the "nerdy" boys.

Con fag here, I've fucked over 90 chicks in about 75 cons..although that number is pretty off by now.

Anyway ask me anything

Anything to do with fucking landwhales - there are a few gems at every con as long as it's a decent size. At the very least theres a hot girl who was brought by her friend but really don't want to be there. I don't like anime all that much and my sole purpose when going to cons is to find chicks so obviously I have the time to sift through the landwhales and find the good chicks.

>>59868160
It's not easy, but nothing good ever is. I used to be fat, but lost weight. Still not what I'd like to be at, but I'm getting there. Its hard, but it pays off.

>>59868125
Trashy whore.


Here's my 3D cosplayer waifu.

>>59868321
Go and ask >>>/cgl/

>>59868313
They don't actually like it, they just want to appear smart

>>59868188

10/10 I mad

There is no such thing as 2.5D, only 2D and 3DPD

>>59868356
>3D
>waifu
seriously /v/ get the fuck out

>>59868321
Shouldn't you fuck actual good looking girls?

>>59868356
>3D waifu.
You do not know what a waifu is.

>>59868350
> I've fucked over 90 chicks in about 75 cons

>>59868313
Reading isn't a real hobby, just like anime isn't. Girls say "I like to read" after they have read some Twilight.

>>59868350
So are you saying you've had multiple threeways?

>>59868331

>>59868350
It's easier to get a good whore.

>>59868401
I see.

>>59868370
no there's 3D and then there's 3DPD. Pic related it's 3D.

>>59868401
just like /v/ flocks to /a/ after reading one mediocre VN

>>59868401
This is probably the reason why you're single.

>>59868350
I take it you're a passive aggressive douche, and that you feign interest in people you despise just so you can stick your dick in a wet hole?

>>59868448
Why is that? He is right.

>>59868312
I've just started going to conventions so I've only cosplayed as Lelouch. I'm working on a Zack cosplay at the moment though.

>>59868125
Without even opening the video, I can tell it's that sell out fat slut.

>>59868413
Yes. Most girls go together in packs, so it's much easier than anywhere else to get multiple girls at the same time.

The most depressing instances are when there's a hot girl that is friends with a fat chick and won't leave her so you have to give up on her.

>>59868448
I hate you /v/.
I hate you.

>>59868454
You're acting like that's a bad thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47GAmXv4ack&feature=related

>>59868381
>>59868387
I've been here since 2006 and I have 16 2D waifus and 2 3D waifus, deal with it.

>>59868448
Wow, you sure showed me.

>>59868496
None of those are Waifus.

>>59868496
>more than one waifu
>been here since 2006

Choose one.

>>59868496
I hate you /v/.
I hate you.

>>59868385
yeah, but I wanna fuck good looking nerdy girls

like video related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_B6E-mKv5U&feature=related

I'll never understand why so many men jump throw hoops to get laid. You have to become a whole other person.

>>59868531
I hate you /v/.
I hate you.

>>59868538
Because they're betas.

Reported anyone who said they find real girls attractive.

>>59868531
Then go to >>>/cgl/ you fucking retard.

I once went to a con. In 2008. London expo or some shit.
It was awful. They only had shitty animu stalls and noone gave a shit about anything that wasnt the big three. There were cosplaying girls everywhere, but they were all grotesque.

It was hot, stuffy and crowded. The music was to loud. I just wanted to go home and play video games, but I wanted to make the most out of the 50quid i had spent getting there and getting inside.

To make things worse there were two /b/tards walking around in the full get-up blasting fresh prince from their giant portable radio cassette player.

Never again. I only went because I wanted to see if the horror stories were true and because a friend kept going on at me to keep him company. The fucking traitor bumped into some old friends whilst there and left me on my own anyway.
God i hate this gay earth.

>>59868531
News flash: Girls at anime conventions don't give a fuck about anime. If you want to just get your dick wet, going to any bar at 2 AM will get you the same results. Girls only make costumes and go to anime conventions because they want to look "kawaii" and get attention. I'd bet the entire balance of my bank account that none of them are actually interested enough in anime to actually, say, marathon a series.

Fuck those whores.

>>59868454
It's not like a lot of girls aren't there for sex too. I'm sure I've been just a dick to some of them

I honestly like most of the girls though, and even maintained contact with some of them - so no, I don't look at them as JUST sex. I think you are forgetting most people don't hate other people just on principle

>>59868448

I've dated enough woman to know that what he said was the truth. Just push hem to tell more about themselves and you realize that they are empty there is nothing more to them but the 'ideal' they seek (they are the same as /a/ in this sense). And before you people throw a bitchfit over this saying that I don;'t belong here I've written off sexual relationships entirely.

>>59868496
>I've been here since 2006
Oh and I have been here since 1997.

>>59868538
Because we're trying to fill that gaping hole in our souls...

A bunch of angry nerds in this thread lol

>>59868546

We love you too, /a/.

>>59868592
I hate you /v/.
I hate you.

I went to a con and no slut wanted to have sex with me ;-;

>>59868599
No, that's /v/, /r9k/, /cgl/, /b/ and a few other boards.

>>59868538
No personality + Actually lonely = /cgl/

>>59868599
I hate you /v/.
I hate you.

>>59868615

Suck my dick, dude.

>>59868566
/cgl/ has hot girls?

bullshit!

>>59868599
In that case you should just wait for Instrumentality.
Only four years to go!

>>59868460
He's just so bitter about girls who pretend to be smart and I'm going to guess that's the reason why he's single (and that he is single). There are so many nerdy (and HOT) girls out there.

Not exactly, OP. Some of them go to cons to stock up on their yaoi merchandise.

>>59868643
I hate you /jp/.
I hate you.

>>59868648
/a/ has hot girls or knows where to get them?
Bullshit.

Wife thread?

>>59868571
Are you me? I went to Otakon in 2004 and had basically the same experience. This was when Naruto was really first getting big, and vendors were selling them for like $50 a pop, AND SELLING OUT.

And I spent hundreds to go there (travel, hotel, admission, food). The last day of the con was even my birthday. I wanted to find the largest building in Baltimore and jump.

>>59868661
I hate you /v/.
I hate you.

>>59868415
Yes it is pretty easy, I wouldn't claim otherwise.

I will say though that the best time to jump on this was a few years back.

Cons do have reputation of being for fucking and having that out in the open..it just changes things kind of.

>>59868538
>It was hot, stuffy and crowded. The music was to loud. I just wanted to go home and play video games

>>59868538
Normalfags do it because that is what society expects them to do.

>>59868648
tripfag from /cgl/

>>59868661
Fuck off back to >>>/cgl/
No one gives a flying fuck about "Nerdy" girls apart from the /v/irgins who came over here for KS.>>59868708

>>59868676
pig delicious

>>59868491
He looks better than the landwhale cosplayers.

>>59868667

I love you too /a/ so go and suck my dick, dude.

>>59868708
disgusting, your point?

>>59868538
Some people's personalities aren't so shitty they have to greatly change themselves to get a girl to like them, just saying.

Nerdy is a buzz word and this is not /a/ related by any stretch of the imagination.

Get the fuck out /cgl/.
We told you to fuck off hundreds times.

>>59868676
Fuck off.

>>59868711
Fuck off.

>>59868709
I'm from /a/.

>>59868718
for you /jp/, I'll even swallow.

>>59868708
solid 7.5/10

not anime

>>59867643
>Is it true guys go to cons just to try to fuck nerdy girls?

That, and seeing Madoka cosplay. What other possible reasons are there?

People who dress up at conventions are the same who write horrible fanfiction and say "WELL I HAVEN'T WATCHED/PLAYED/READ THE SERIES BUT...." at the beginning.

>>59868740
This. Reading Harry Potter makes you a "nerd". Doing well on a test in college makes you a "nerd". Thinking an anime character's costume is "kawaii" makes you a "nerd".

>>59868321
>any cons in Europe?
Nope.

And even if, don't go there, unless you like being NTR'd.

>>59868755
clearly you don't belong here

>>59868740
Sure
>Nerd is a derogatory slang term for an intellectual but socially-impaired, perhaps obsessive person who spends inordinate amounts of time on unpopular or obscure pursuits, usually relevant to topics of fiction or fantasy as opposed to relating to the natural world, to the exclusion of more mainstream activities.

This is one of the worst threads I've seen in awhile. Why is morning /a/ so terrible?

>>59868755
I think you meant /b/ and this is your first month on /a/.

>>59868759
I hate you /v/.
I hate you.

>>59868622
Assuming there's nothing blatantly wrong like ugly or total creeper

Either your standards are too high you just didn't look hard enough, they're definitely there.

>>59868755
Then get the fuck off of /a/

>>59868661
>not even deepthroating it

Seriously, it's like she's not even trying.

>>59868789
Because it's the weekend.

>>59868629
Don't forget the ugly and disgusting.

>>59868779
That's really not how the word is used anymore. Seriously.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

>Go to a con
>Slutty girls everywhere
>Cant socialize because I went by myself and I'm completely unable to mantain a conversation 1v1.

>>59868661
POST THE VID

>>59868789
I'll give you a hint, it involves cripple girls.

>>59868789
Because it's the weekend, /v/ is over because of KS, and /cgl/ has decided to take a trip over here.

>>59868841
Get the fuck out.

>>59868676

Good taste in 3d.

>>59868837
>Not having a wingman

You dun goofed

>>59868830
that is not my daughteru

>>59868789
Because the underages of America woke up. Also, where did you get that gif?

>>59868866
I hate you /v/.
I hate you.

I know I would. I mean can you imagine? Going as Tifa or something, all those guys eyes on you, finding a hot male cosplayer dressed as some half-dressed character and showing off his muscles...

>>59868866
There is no good taste in 3DPD.
Go and die.

>>59868869
>needing a wingman

so beta

This thread really shouldn't exist.

>>59868896
Idk man

Cons are for normalfags who want to pretend they watch anime for whatever reason flashed through their head.

Example:
Panty and Stocking cosplayer who didn't know what the fuck was Panty&Stocking and Gainax.

Damnit guys. Don't badmouthing /cgl/, they haven't done anything to deserve this.

>>59868939
I hate you /v/.
I hate you.

>>59868939
If you use photoshop, then maybe.
But otherwise get the fuck off this board.

>>59868950
They exist. That's reason enough.

>>59868939
>man

>>59868676
>>59868866
Who's that?

Eeeehh, fem/a/non present. I don't really like conventions, as I've had similar experiences as other anons here. I rather spend time watching my 2D husbando's series than interact with 3D.

>>59868950
Get out /cgl/.

Next to /b/ and /soc/ you are the worst board.
You aren't called maggot ridden slut for nothing.

>>59868830
You created her, /a/. Now you need to love her like your own daughter.

>>59868968
3DPD

>>59868984
>Eeeehh, fem/a/non present.

Glad you feel the need to say you're female. Not enough attention being paid to you, whore?

>>59868895
Tifa is usually done by older women

>>59868916
>2012
>Not having a wingman

Really though lots of girls come as packages and not all of them are up for a b/g/g with their friend, you pretty much have to have a wingman in those situations.

Plus it can make it faster so you can get multiple girls in throughout the entire con. It's all about efficiency bro

Cons are for attentionwhores so yes. The people don't even have knowledge of most of the anime.

>>59868968
I hate you /v/.
I hate you.

>>59868984
>Eeehh
>fem/a/non present
That only proves that you're an attention whoring slut.

You know the only thing that reaaaally gets on my nerves is women cosplaying touhou characters. You are not supposed to do that, touhous are to be cosplayed by manly men, a woman cosplaying a touhou is an act against nature itself.

>>59868968
Go ask /r/ or /gif/, they're the porn sauce boards.

>>59868950
>Damnit guys. Don't badmouthing /cgl/, they haven't done anything to deserve this.

O
U
T

ITT: frustrated virgins
If you didn't care this wouldn't bother you so much

I hate cosplays in general..they are never good and ruin the character.

>>59869037
that is a 10/10 cosplay

>>59869037
Touhou's really not done all that much.

Most girls that go to cons probably don't even know what Touhou is honestly

>>59869037
It bothers me because they obviously don't play the games, they just wanted to pick some popular character that gives them lot of attention. Unless you've 1CC'd all the games you have no right to cosplay Touhous.

>>59868321
Je in france is the biggest one in europe.
its pretty damn big.
more than 100 000 people in 2 days

>>59868797
My standards aren't that high, just:
Have to be 3-5 inches shorter than me (I'm 5'7.5"). Any shorter is too short and any taller makes me feel small.
BMI has to be below 20.
Hair has to be black and dark brown. I myself have a light reddish hair and can't stand to be with someone else with the same color hair.
If they're cosplaying, it can't be something from Madoka, LS, or anything like that. Yuki is mai waifu, so I couldn't stand her to cosplay her or anything from Haruhi or I'd feel like I was cheating.
She has to be an atheist (or anti-theist) and be horrible pretentious about it.
She must be a strong leftist such as myself, and none of her clothes must be made by corporations.
I will be carrying a recyclable/reusable tote bag I received from EarthJustice. She needs one as well (doesn't have to be from EJ though).
I am apart of the VHEM. I would like someone who understands our values and goals (but doesn't have to be a member themselves).
I am an avid reader, and I would like a girl who can understand my literary references I make during small talk.
I have a maid fetish, so if she is cosplaying as one its a plus. If not thats fine, but she must always refer to me as master.
Her ethnicity must not be: Black, Asian, Native America, or Aborigine. The only acceptable races are white and arab. However, she must not be more white than I am (I am deathly pale).
Finally, she must not browse 4chan or any equivalent because it will make her lewd and unpure. She must (of course) be a virgin.

>>59869071
>that go to cons probably don't even know what Touhou is honestly
Or the character they're cosplaying. They mostly do it because it looks good to them.

So much nerd rage

>going to a con
Nope. That would involve me getting out of my basement. Even if I was that desperate to get a cock in my vagoo, there are easier ways, places, and much better specimens I can choose from.

>>59868984
Did you have to mention you're a female?

>>59868401
>Reading isn't a real hobby
>Girls say "I like to read" after they have read some Twilight.
Prove it.

Pero que putos. Todos aqui me la pelan.

>>59869107

>>59869092
I hate you /v/.
I hate you.

Moderate con-fag here.
I like cosplay, participated a few times. But, now I just like to make cosplay props for fun.

Anyway. Cons have become a very diverse gathering of people.

Steampunk. Lolita, Goth, Rave People(Although they're all pretty much the same thing at this point)
Weeaboos, People with powerlevels, /a/nons etc etc.

What's more important to know is that conventions are a cesspool of women with issues. Think Closet fujoshi are bad? Open fujoshi in your schools are bad?

Cosplaying is the next tier above both. At this point. The female has become so engrossed in her fandom that she is clueless of her sexuality or the differences between 2d and 3d.

So she'll claim to have a husbando or waifu, while being some multi-sexual indecisive shit that feels the need to constantly plague the world with their existence. Since the whole argument of not being able to choose your sexuality, you can expect all con going females to just say they're "Bi" or "pan"-sexual

I still don't understand what the hell a pansexual is, but word of advice /a/, stay at home.

If you really want 3d, look for the girls hiding their power levels. You're better off. Trust me.

>>59869107
> Even if I was that desperate to get a cock in my vagoo

Nice try, dumb slut. You're not one of us. Aren't there some UGG boots you should be trying on somewhere?

>>59869123
Mientras tanto en Perú.

>>59869118
It's thread relevant so yes.

>>59869113
>>59869112
>>59869106
For gods sake, fuck off to another board.
If I wanted to "Feel" things for 3DPD I'd go to /v/

>>59868789

Saved for an occasion in the future such as this.

>>59869043
>mukamesh.png
>not girugamuk

>>59869092
>I'm 5'7.5"

Wow that must be absolutely terrible. I'm sorry dude

Wypierdalać kurwy i szmaty.

>>59869154
fuck off burrito breath

Anyone attending? I'd meet up with /a/, if I could.

>>59869156
Or you could have just ignored the whole thread.

>>59869123
Hable en ingles, espalda mojada.

>>59868789
Weekend coupled with KS spam. /v/ normalfag kiddies are more prevalent.

>>59869205
I hate you /v/.
I hate you.

>>59869170
You must be jealous, I love my height.

>>59869181
I attended last year, and I will be this year. Claytonfag here

Really now?
Would it be so hard for you skanks to go to the regular places where sluts looking for a quick lay go to, like bars?
Kids go to cons too, you know.

Too bad Katawa Shoujo brought so much cancer.

/a/ lets get this shit started, see this shit? this OUR cosplay, if there's a con near you, you will fucking pick up a cheap white shirt and write THE HEART on it, if anyone asks your cosplaying the character bleach from bleach.

Its subtle enough that normalfags wont get it, so youll be able to easily recognize other anons. And you could troll the bleach group with it or whatever you feel like.

doesnt work properly if youre black

>>59869188
Tu no eres la migra, cabron. Asi que vete a chupar verga como tu madre.

I like cons because they allow me to dress in drag while still looking normal compared to everyone else.

Sure.

>>59869150
Girl's being openly bi is great, they're always open to do it with another chick at the same time.

There are of course times where the chick gets in the situation and freaks out, realizing she's really not into chicks at all. Those are always fun times

>If you really want 3d, look for the girls hiding their power levels.

That sentence doesn't make sense at all

>>59868708
sachie is my cosplay crush

>>59869324
That's some Silent Hill shit right there!

This thread sucks, go to /cgl/ for cons and other normalfag shit.

>>59869324

>>59869254
I actually bought that shirt from Perplexitees...

>>>/soc/
>>>/cgl/
>>>/v/

>>>/cgl/5364392

Let's get Komeji a girlfriend.

>>59869226
Honestly I'd rather have a small dick than be a shortfag

I don't see how any guy can even feel like a man under 6 feet.

I mean hell you couldn't even see over any of the crowds

>>59869320
>Look for girls with hiding power levels

Do we have scouters now or something?

>this thread was linked on /cgl/
No wonder it smells so awful in here!

>>59869324

While we're having a cosplay thread, might as well post this!

>>59869324
Literally the scariest thing I've seen in my life.

Normalfaggotry and blogs don't belong in this board.

>>59869181
yeah, im mostly gonna be a buyfag though.

This is the best cosplay ever. Anyone who disagrees is a moron.

>>59869432
A scouter wouldn't help if she was hiding her powerlevel, stupid.

>>59869391

>Freddie Mercury
>Johnny Depp
>Brad Pitt

>>59869371

>mfw I look it up

>>59869448
The person cosplaying as hisao must be hung like a horse. Look how fucking low the crotch on those pants goes down. Did he get those custom tailored?

>>59869506
I forgot how power levels worked.
So what? We kill everything they love until they flip shit and show us their power level?

>>59869391
>mfw im a short fag and have a small penis

>Painfully normal except for interest in anime over the years
>Finally talked into going to a con despite the horror stories
>Filled with said horror stories, along with bad cosplay, an acute lack of shame on everyone's part, and worst off: people who thought they were better (alpha, etc) than these people because they had minimal social skills and could dress themselves

Out of morbid curiosity, I attended a few other cons in my area of various sizes and genres.
They're basically all the same.

I can't say what causes this phenomenon, and it might be better at huge cons (Pax, Dragon-Con)... but shit, why do people do this to themselves?

>>59869503
I KNEW I'D POST THIS SOME DAY

Question to /a/

Are you guys always so serious about everything?

>>59869654
dude... thats fucking awesome

>>59869654
>>59869503

>>59869700
>Are you guys always so serious about everything?
Yes.

>>59869654

>>59869700

yes

>>59868818
oh god

I'm so glad I'm a male and don't have to deal with stuff like this

>>59869654
What is this? Cheap chinese gundam knockoff?

>>59869700
yes we take things seriously unlike whores

>>59869700
Nope, I just like seing people fight over the internet and while I do not actually mind whores personally slut-shaming on the net is always a riot

>>59869780
A true bro of all time.

>>59869778
So anime is serious business?

>>59869814
>>>/8 years ago/

bump

Bump limit, here we go.

>>59869814
Yes.

>>59869814
Yes.

>>59869171
Spróbuj aby pisać po Angielsku aby oni mogą cie zrozumieć.

Too bad it will be ineffective either way.

>>59869848
>>59869840
The >>>/cgl/5364271 thread is going strong.

>>59869814
Yes.

>>59869884
Don't be mean to them, they haven't done anything to us.

I wish, I got a different kind of attention

>2 years ago
>go to con cosplaying Metabee
>have to pay for manga but wallet is in pants pocket
Take costume off for less than a minute
>guy comes to me
>"you know, apart from your small but, you're pretty cute"
>"uhm, thanks I guess?"
>"so you want to get a drink?"
>tell him to fuck off

>>59869934

Shut up whore of babylon.

>>59870015

>>59869503
>>59869654
>>59869722

>>59870015
go back to cgl slut

Only cosplayers want to get fucked. Normal girls are more or less fine.

>>59870118
I'm a guy..

>>59870179
Still a slut

>>59870110

>>59870216
Well yeah, but not a faggot.

>>59869861
>9DAM
>Not 9Ball

>>59870179

ahahaha

>>59870179
b-b-back that ass up

>>59869391

CON FAG. Give me more tips.
I realize picking up girls at cons is no different from approaching girls anywhere else, but tips are still good.

What would you say if your only wingman option outclasses you? The only dude i know that is into cons/anime is a dude taller than me and he's more built too. He's got style too. I know he'd be a good wingman but i feel he'd steal the spotlight.

>>59870179
slut

>>59870372
Then he isnt a good wingman.
The purpose of having a wingman is for making you look better, taking your friend would make you the wingman.

ITT: /v/irgins don't even try to hide their presence on /a/ anymore.

I thought it would get better after Winter Break. Instead, it's only gotten worse and worse.

Sometimes.

Most of the people I go to cons with are underage though, so I don't see it very often.

>>59870409

What if he didnt dress all that great.
This is my only option man. Fuck!

>>59869391
So you're not just a fraud, you openly admit to several complexes?

>>59869391
It's easier to defeat someone when you are shorter though.
Maybe because tallfag never bother learning.

>>59870416
Internet is like thermodynamics.

If there are two groups of different people, continuous interaction will end up with both groups balanced and merged into the same facebook undefined pisspool.

Fucking Instrumentality..

So we have to keep /cgl/ /v/ and the likes separated from /a/

My superior tastes in 3d > yours