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01/10/12(Tue)23:06 No.59698613>>59697738
Augh but it's so obvious.
We
had one of those sets of two rooms that was connected by a pair of
doors that you could lock and unlock, and we had one room while his
parents had the other side. The guy and his bitch were on our side of
the rooms. When it got quiet, we milled around and listened, but they
didn't leave their room.
James, he jumps onto his bed and pats
it and says, really loud, "OH GOD I'M SO HORNY." I gave him one of those
"the fuck is this nigga doing" looks, but realize what he's trying to
do, and jump on the bed, standing up and jumping up and down. We
screamed the most retarded, dirty shit we could think of and jumped the
bed for about five minutes. He had me sit on his stomach and bounce up
and down, then he started bouncing, and I thought the bed was going to
fucking break. He hit the wall and made the most horrifying sounds, like
he was being eaten alive by a pack of tigers that are picky eaters.
>ARE YOU HORNY YET BRIAN?
>YEAH I COULD USE ABOUT TEN DICKS IN MY ASS
>LET'S DANCE
>DROWN ME IN YOUR SEMEN
>ALRIGHT COOL
We
screwed around until we heard a knock at the door and he pulled off my
shirt and made me go to the door with my hair messed up and a bottle of
sparkling grape juice in my hand.
A clerk lady was checking to
make sure no one was hurt, said she got a call from a worried customer,
and she gave me this horrified look and was all, "Well okay if
everything's alright I'm gonna head back downstairs, take care." I
offered her some grape juice but she said no thanks.
I went back
in the room and sat down and we laughed forever until I realized he had a
boner. I got all prissy and made me give me back my shirt and told him
to go choke out his shame in the bathroom. The
whole time he did I sat on the other side of the door, "OOOOH JAMES,
WHAT A HUGE PENIS! OH GOD JAMES!" until he threatened to punch my dick
off.
We didn't hear anything else out of them for the next three days we stayed there |
