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01/09/12(Mon)20:24 No.59642757Gentlemen, I like VLC.
Gentlemen, I love VLC!
I like AVI, I like RMVB.
I like 120fps, I like interlacing.
I like rainbowing, I like the dot crawl, I like blocking.
I like the ringing, and I like tinny audio.
On
a computer, a DVD player, a PS3, on a Mac, on an Archos. I truly love
each and every kind of artifact man can encode to a file.
I like
the broken ASS support when even the simplest of lines fails to render
correctly. When the translator’s notes overlap the main dialogue, it
makes my heart dance!
I like when an encode displays like it is
corrupted! It always left a warm feeling in my chest when they would
check the CRC, only to find it is correct.
I like it when
#darkhold encoders post on AnimeSuki and rage about the topic at hand. I
recall how much it moved me, seeing how epic longposts were made - how
they would shun the subject again and again, even though it wouldn’t
die. And it’s painfully exciting when a leecher posts about how great it
is in the same thread. And how wonderful it is to have 120fps for a
show that is a constant 23.976!
And that pitiful resistance,
encoding to h264, despite it being harder on the CPU. I even remember
when Xvid had a 10:1 leecher ratio!
I like it when the MKV
fanboys are thrown into chaos. And when the VFR feature they are
supposed to be promoting is violated repeatedly… oh how very sad it is.
I
like it when the detail and sharpness in HD encodes are crushed and
obliterated! And them being filtered, smearing and ghosting and looking
worse than a standard DVD. Gentlemen, what I want is a low bitrate hell.
Gentlemen, my compatriots…
Leechers, you who abuse my XDCC bots…
Gentlemen, what do you desire? Do you also want eyecancer? Is a return to the age of VCDs what you want?
Do
you yearn for a VHS encode that stretches the very limits of poor
quality, the artifacts so intense that it makes Stevie Wonder cringe?
Very well then, we shall have VLC. |