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    7 KB Anonymous 12/28/11(Wed)11:53 No.59042725  
    Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama
    I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

    I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

    I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

    When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

    I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
    >> Anonymous 12/28/11(Wed)11:53 No.59042775
    Fact: a broad sword is stronger than a katana.
    >> Anonymous 12/28/11(Wed)11:54 No.59042813
    >>59042775
    You just want the .gif.
    >> Anonymous 12/28/11(Wed)11:55 No.59042845
    Ken-sama is dead.
    >> Anonymous 12/28/11(Wed)11:57 No.59042917
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    >>59042775

    Bullshit
    >> Anonymous 12/28/11(Wed)11:58 No.59042980
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    >>59042845
    wrong.
    >> Anonymous 12/28/11(Wed)12:00 No.59043068
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    >>59042917
    You straight busta!
    >> Anonymous 12/28/11(Wed)12:04 No.59043252
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    >> Anonymous 12/28/11(Wed)12:11 No.59043569
    >>59042917
    Damn me for all eternity but -

    Sauce?
    >> Anonymous 12/28/11(Wed)12:12 No.59043596
    >>59043569
    boku no pico
    >> The Loli Factory ☭ !Osakap8rUY 12/28/11(Wed)12:13 No.59043664
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    >>59043569
    Out.
    >> Anonymous 12/28/11(Wed)12:13 No.59043675
    I love Ken-Sama.
    >> Anonymous 12/28/11(Wed)12:17 No.59043891
    >>59043569
    Congratulations, you have been damned for all eternity. No need to thank me.

    Also that show is horrible why would you even want to watch that
    >> Anonymous 12/28/11(Wed)12:19 No.59043975
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    >>59043569
    >> Anonymous 12/28/11(Wed)12:25 No.59044245
    >>59042917

    Seiken no blacksmith.

    Take >>59043891
    word for it though.
    >> Anonymous 12/28/11(Wed)12:27 No.59044351
    Does anyone have the Kenichi Smith version of this pasta?
    >> Anonymous 12/28/11(Wed)12:28 No.59044378
    >>59042725
    The ONLY reason the katana is folded so many times is because Japanese metal is garbage.

    Even being folded that many times, the metal is STILL garbage.

    The katana is a garbage weapon made from garbage metal.
    >> Anonymous 12/28/11(Wed)12:33 No.59044709
    >>59044378
    >The joke
    >Your head

    That said, I still love you, Ken-Sama. RIP ;_;
    >> Anonymous 12/28/11(Wed)12:36 No.59044815
    That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve
    much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana
    in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of
    solid steel with my katana. Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce
    the finest blades known to mankind. Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too.
    Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight
    wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash. Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right,
    they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers
    targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected. So what am I saying? Katanas are
    simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I
    propose for Katanas:

    (One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
    1d12 Damage
    19-20 x4 Crit
    +2 to hit and damage
    Counts as Masterwork

    (Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
    2d10 Damage
    17-20 x4 Crit
    +5 to hit and damage
    Counts as Masterwork

    Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?
    tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.



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