Those are his balls

I wish I was that thin ;_;

My, what big balls you have.

I don't even know how you become that fat.

But hey! Can anyone tell what he's reading?

This is me reading manga

reminds me of that fat scientist from paprika

I can only wish I was as handsome and classy as that gentleman.

How a rice and fish eater can become so fat!?

So where exactly on that body is his penis?

>>58655202
Gaben?

>>58655220
It's all balls.

I had a teacher that fat, but this guy is using pants about ten sizes too small.

thatstotallywhyidontgetagirlfriend.jpg

>>58655220
Tell him to pee, then follow the stream

>>58655211
it's Japan, i ain't gonna explain shit

>Imcompletelycontentwithmylife.png

>>58655211
WacRonalds

>>58655211
Sugar water(soda, juice, etc.) probably.

>>58655220
It's a reverse trap.

/a/

It's funny.

Japan has the lowest obesity rate in the world but their fat people are fucking huge.

ITT: Anime music remixes. Here's my contribution -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puHyO5JNOE0

You will never be a subway airbag in Japan. ;_;

>that feel when you're too fat to masturbate

>>58655346

>>58655361
This makes me want to play The Sims, a lot.

Should I go with 2 or 3?

>>58655389
I'm glad I don't know that feel.

/v/

>>58655374
I chuckled

>>58655389
Why would you ever get that fat?

I wish, I look like a stick and can't gain any weight no matter how much I eat.

/k/

/a/merica

>>58655389
no

>>58655370
you see its because the few fat people they have got that big from eating the other fatties. Its why the few that have survived the feeding frenzy are huge.

>>58655370
Because Sumo Wrestling

>>58655517
I knew that fucking Mr Pacman was real

>>58655361
>Korean

>2011

>Still going for the tank build

/jp/

/a/

/tv/

/fit/

/cgl/

>>58655602
>/jp/

>>58655607
I wish I was as good a trap. ;_;

/r9k/

>>58655446
Is that a Texas flag on the porch?

>>58655607
That looks delicious.
I would do it.

>>58655844
caution: it's a trap

>implying we're not of the pale, androgynous masterrace

>>58655873
I think we are all aware.

>>58655607
I'd stick my wiener in it.

>>58655873
And your point is?

>>58655873
Even if he is a trap he still has a anus.

/y/

>>58655240
probably because they don't have clothes that big in Japan

Even if he could import, he'd probably be too short. I have to wear petite pants because I'm about 5'.

>>58656004
I don't remember Light wearing that cap.

/jp/

>>58656052
HA!

He looks like he's about to explode

>>58655089
Kizaru_after_retirement.jpg

>>58655607
Post more
>>58656003
I like your style.

>>58656558
I don't really have a lot of this person. I don't even remember where I saved these pictures from. I still choose to believe that /a/ looks like this

>>58656687
Please post whatever you have, for research of course.

>>58656687
>dat leg....

>>58656887
Let's see...

>>58656988

>>58657030
My dick was not ready

You know it's face probably looks like the guy in OPs pic but thin.

That mental image is now stuck in your head forever. Enjoy!

>>58657030
This kind of censoring kinda disturbs me.

>>58657083
Having eidetic memory is suffering

>>58657030
>dat bulge with shimapan
just like my chinese porn

>>58657109
And that's all I have.

>>58656687
>>58656988
>>58657030
>>58657109
>>58657174
My dick is diamonds.

>>58657109
Most of these asian crossdressers I never understood why they hide their faces for so long because usually when you do see it, they are very cute and feminine so I don't think they hide for man face.

>>58657254
Perhaps they don't want anyone to stalk them

>>58657254
Privacy. They don't want to let family, friends or their boss catch them doing this pure and innocent act.

>>58657254
Anonymity is sometimes an issue. I used to dress like a girl and upload pictures. Now I'm glad I never showed my face because I'm a teacher.

>>58657348

sensei~

/sp/

/a/

>>58657420
Is his neck...his face?

>>58657174
>>58657109
>>58657030
>>58656988
>>58656687
>>58655607
>Posting a trap that isn't Rin-kun

/co/

>>58657508
>filename

>>58657508

So that's where he keeps his expanding staff

/co/

>>58657420
What is this thing?

>>58657420
Its a balding mayor of Whoville!

>>58657862
goddammit

>no photoshop galore on OP's pic

/a/ i'm disappoint

>/a/ obtaining wizardary

>>58657862

Oh god, and he got the middle of his head shaved near the end.

That fits so oddly well.

>>58657420
Improved version

>>58655389
Holy fuck seriously? I know some people get so fat they can't even see their dick but god damn man.

proof that debunks the thread

>>58655438
Start trapping, faggot.

>>58658874
that guy reminds me of sheldon from the big bang theory.

that's shoped, japanese people aren't fat or ugly. they only eat healthy food and live till they're 100

>>58658971
Reminded me that guy from Community

Not fat, just bulking.

>>58659301

>>58659364
>/sp/
>Wearing a manga T-Shirt

>>58655171

People that fat usually have some kind of metabolism disorder.

/cgl/

>>58658079
>/a/ obtaining wizardary

That's it, I am paying a whore . I will not end like this guy. Wish me luck guys.

>>58659619
>Tainting yourself with 3DPD.
And a disease ridden pig at that. Be gone!

>>58659551
>check out /cgl/
>prostitution/suggar daddy thread on the front page

>>58659619

I wish I was half as cool as that guy.

>>58657644
>mfw when the guy in the suit

>>58659619
What is your problem? Look at how happy he is.

>>58659663

Went I say a whore I was talking about require expensive dinners and other shit.

>>58659428
>metabolism disorder
lies

>>58659769
link? i went there but dont see the prostitute threads

/tg/

>>58659619

My greatest fear is end up like him.

>>58659769

Yeah I going need to check out this too.

>>58659834
That doesn't make her any less of a disease ridden pig than she already is.

>>58659894

I assumethink he meant this

>>>/cgl/5261844

like hell I'm gonna read it though

>>58659769
Not quite as bad as /jp/

The first time I ever went there the first thread was 3D child porn.

Closed the tab and never went back.

>>58659985
I think I remember the thread where someone found that.

>>58659982
>I started dating a guy I don't love because he has a good job and pays for everything when we're together(dinners, entertainment etc), which makes a big difference for me in the end of the month.
>I dunno if I can call him a "suggar daddy" because he's only 22 and I never told him I was only dating him because of his money.

>What bothers me is that I'm his first girlfriend(he was even a virgin before me) and I feel bad for using him.

>>>/cgl/5261844

wow /cgl/ has a shitty life... I feel bad for her.

>>58659985
Pussy.
You caught /jp/ at the wrong time.

They mostly get nukes.jpg and shitty meta threads like this one.

>>58660132
>>What bothers me is that I'm his first girlfriend(he was even a virgin before me) and I feel bad for using him.

>Feel bad for him
>Continue dating just for money

FUCKING WOMEN HOW DO THEY WORK

Someone start scrrencapping that /cgl/, we can have "A little taste of /cgl/ V.2"

>>58660205
I think /cgl/ might have at least some blame for /a/'s misogyny

>>58658557
Thats John Bain.

>>58660149
Holy crap on a crutch, what the hell am I reading. I go to /cgl/ randomly to look at shitty cosplay photos or really good ones but I haven't seen this shit before. What the hell is wrong with these women?

>>58657508
HE'S THAT FUCKING ANOREXING SHINJI!!

AND RAVEN IS TEH REI

I DON'T HAVE IT SAVED

>>58660334
>Women.
Ha HA.

>>58660205
>>58660132
Dorry worry, it's not like you guys will ever have a good job anyway.

>>58660334
The economy?

>>58660453
>/a/
>get an education to earn their money
>/cgl/ whores
>beg for money like the dogs they are

>>58660483
Despite the economy, there are still jobs out there for those who are willing to look for them. If I can get two part-time jobs, they should also be able to find work.

>>58660447
Should I have called them bitches and whores?

>>58655370
But there's fat people every where you look in Japan.

>>58660547
>implying you aren't all NEETs

/cgl/ really proves they have a low intellect and its probably why they can't find a proper job. I made a whistling joke, some of them really took it seriously.

>>58660701
Some may be NEETs, but others are just reclusive. And that doesn't mean you can't find some job. Pic related

>>58660701
Hey, I am going to college, so fuck you.

At what point are my parents supposed to give up on the idea of me having a relationship with a woman?

>>58660845
When they see your dakimakura.

Why are women such whores, /a/?

That /cgl/ thread really shows me how little dignity and self-respect they have.

>>58660955
If it's something to consider, they are on 4chan. Anyone here is normally at a low social point some way or another.
As for why they are whores, it's really just a combination of a bunch of shit. Someone could probably write pages on how gender roles ended up to how they are now.

>>58661038
>Anyone here is normally at a low social point some way or another.

Somebodies projecting.

>>58660955
Cost-benefit

>>58655089
>implying I can wear a belt

Ever seen the boondocks where martin luther king is ashamed at the blacks for acting like they do when he fought for their freedom? Same shit here. Why did men give women equal rights if they aren't gonna use them and behave the same as before?

>>58660955
Males would be much bigger whores if women decided to pay them for sex.

>>58661106
>Why did men give women equal rights if they aren't gonna use them and behave the same as before?

Excuse me, what the fuck are you on about. Watch any Movies from the 40's to 50's and you'll see how women are supposed to behave.

>>58661106
Because some idiot actually though that women do something with those rights and not continue their millenia-old practices of sleeping with men to get what they want.

Because I smoke pot?

>>58660955
>/cgl/

Uhhh, why?

She definitely wouldn't have scars, and I can't see her dressing or wearing her hair that way.

Yeah, Wars and World definitely don't have shooting across layers of maps.

Get the fucking hell out of /g/ you cunt(s).

didn't realise romanian gypsies can afford burgers

also ew

Come watch all of the Jurassic Parks with your bros!

http://synchtu.be/BUNnGUN

Anti-reddit thread?

While we're at it, someone post that pic of all the reddit neckbeards at the reddit HQ with their fists in the air like that stupid freddie mercury stencil they ran into the ground

is duel gundam that worthless?

he has a good defense and 2 awesome weapons. im getting mines to skill 1 and he still tanks and damages like a boss

You know it will, when I wish for it.

>Dangers of drugs
>False
Explain yourself.

>imagination in cartoons
>cartoons
Come back when you've learnt how to read. We're talking about DC features not their cartoon shows.

They just traded Amuro's voice for Tomino deaths.

Ok, ok, I lied. It was actually >instert governments

9gag

you mean that like it's a bad thing

Well..I don't like starting threads. I have no idea the general direction they should go. Maaaybe someone else could? hint hint?

>>58661106
It's like telling a child they're not allowed to eat any candy and one day the parent goes you can eat as many as you want. They just abuse what they have in my opinion.

>ponies are for pussies
Fuck him!

There is no such thing as actually random, otherwise, parallel universes would not exist.

Hey, is anyone else enjoying this?

I've yet to see a thread about it or anything.

So far, I think it's been pretty awesome.

>bakemonogatari
>TWGOK
I LOVE YOU ALL!

Listen you whiney little candy-assgot. No one cares about your cat. Get the fuck off 4chan. BTW I hope your cat fucking dies, worthless piece of shit.

did you mean assgole?

Go fuck yourself with a cactus

It took me 3 minutes to figure out we've got another wannabe.

i don't remember the last time something gave me joy

well maybe marijuana

Over here /a/non

Does anyone find themselves cutting the video off at the last minute or two? Doug you already put out your entire opinion, do you have to go over it a third time in a three minute video?

Jegan and TIE Interceptor, bros.

>/jp/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjEK0xOLAF0

I like to think the original vision of Simon's Quest was realized with Symphony of the Night.

>XP

Back in my day we were educated while we were spammed.

just bought this in the sale, recommended mods? greentext stories? noob tips? stalker general

>People actually complaining about king pimp ending

WTF?

Well, currently I use a fairly bad Laptop to play World of Warcraft (Lol Nerd) and I was thinking about upgrading to a tower. I was thinking about getting a mid-high tower that can run WoW on ultra setting in 40 on 40 PVP matches (Tol Barad) and 25-man raids (LFR).

My Laptop can't do either so that's why I need a tower. I have a good Television so I was going to hook it up to my tv, use that as a monitor, and buy a wireless keyboard so I can lay on my bed while I get my MMO on.

Only problem is, I've never dealt with towers before. I've never built one or bought one new before, and their are just so many different types. And all my friends tell me to just build one from scratch, but I don't know how.

I was only planning on spending 500-700$ on the tower alone. Can you guys help me build/buy a tower within that price range? I'd really appreciate it.

Oh look what just came in the mail.

I wonder what it could possibly be!

Choose

Gay sci-fi sex.

Bitch It NEVER meant anything.

Hang in there!

>Angel Beats
>good

OP is 13 years old

Nothing about Kyrie and Rudolf huh? I should have known that Ryukishi would have shitted on 2 of the least developed characters with the most potential

Hentai key my friend.

Meiling's used toilet paper

i'm just queuing reports, no repleis

Go Here.

/co/ cliches thread:
What cliches do you like?
What cliches do you hate?
What cliches do you know of?
Discuss here

Here's one to start:
>Hero fights an enemy
>Kicks their ass, but shows mercy and doesn't kill them
>"This fight is over. You lose."
>Hero turns around and starts walking away
>Enemy gets up and tries to sneak attack the hero
>Hero turns around and delivers the final blow almost instinctively

pic unrelated

Hey, what's wrong with loading up on guns, missiles, and taticool? If it can handle it, load it up. Fact is, it's kinda silly to spend all this time and resources building a massive robot, and then only give them this tiny load out of a single rifle, sword, and shield. At the very minimum they should all have missiles and another sidearm to boot.

That said, there is room for a small number of either extreme for custom units, or limited production models. Especially during an epic final battle.


Look, the point of the wing zero was sustained flight in any atmosphere. Honestly, it doesn't really matter what shape the wings are in does it? If it does the job, that's fine, but hey, a little psychological warfare helps too.

from wikipedia

>He was raised in Eastwood, New South Wales, and attended Marist College Eastwood Catholic secondary school, where he achieved Dux of the college, with a UAI (now ATAR) score of 86.3

>Dux of the school
>UAI in the mid 80s

that must be the worst school in the fucking state. Rofl.

>Olivia Parker
>Blonde Mayor that turns into sharpshooter crimefighter

...did they genderswap Green Arrow?

Olivia Parker = OLIVER Queen + Roy HARPER?

Fa la la la la, la fus ro dah.

This game was broken before it began- a card game designed to keep pace with a cartoon show which was cooler than any bunch of rules could possibly encompass. It's a feeble marketing exercise which emasculates anyone who takes it seriously. The only way to enjoy the card game itself is to use the most troll-y and ridiculous concepts the poor Konami shmucks can come up with. Pic very, very much related.

Me too! I don't get it.

In reality none of you would be attached to half of these women long enough to file the paperwork for marriage.

I think that says a lot about the kind of people who browse this board.

The funny thing was, this poor man was 5'3 and 129 pounds before his plane arrived in America. It only took 2 weeks ;_;

>>>/f/1589989

This thread is about rapebots.

Post some rapebots.

金閣
>Kinkaku
京都
>Kyoto

The slip was probably acquired here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinkaku-ji

PROTIP: I wasn't fat

Some other great ones are Crimzon Clover, Genetos, Hellsinker, and so on.
The list is pretty big, actually, and it gets even bigger if you count MAME roms as well.

Well, thread's over I guess. Fun while it lasted. I'm out.

>The game's title begins with the letter "G"
>The game's title ends with the letter "R"
>It can best be classified as a Strategy RPG
>It is the fourth release in the series
>It is a PSP game

Gungnir/Sting/Dept. Heaven thread?

It's not Growlanser IV.

Oh god, that's so fucking pathetic and hilarious at the same time.

...Joseph Joestar?

>Lego Island
>GOAT

pick two.
Seriously this game might have been the sole reason I got into the PC master race and not the dirty console peasants.

>Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne

Goodbye /v/, it was nice while it lasted...

Always :)

spammerfag confirmed for being in highschool, on holiday break.

/a/ with avatar the last airbender

It's like 4AM in the UK, Accel. Why are you still here?