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Get a job.

No.

Go back to school.

The state is giving me money

how do i get free moneys?

>>58544135
too hard

>>58544135
Nope, the country is paying me anyway just because I'm too fat to work.

>>>/jp/

Being a shut-in / poor isn't something you should take pride in.

I have several depression hence I'm inside all day and have not a single friend. I still don't think I'm better than anyone though.

Post Madotsuki because she's the cutest Hikki around.

What, the one on /jp/ not doing it for you?

Fuck off to /soc/, not here.

There is an entire board for this.
>>>/jp/

>>58544284
>murđer
>đ

Why is there a slav letter in that picture of a mango? "Murđer" would sounds like "merger".

>been a NEET for over 2 years
>live at parents place
>they give me food and everything because they think I've been in Uni for the past 2 years
>they think I will graduate next year

I'm not sure how they will take it

>>58544416

God damn it I'm shit at writing today. Ignore that "would".

>>58544417

goddamit, how can you do such a thing?

>>58544341
and there's an entire website for waifushit http://tohno-chan.com/, yet it still runs rampant.

>>58544597
You mean how I do it without them knowing,
or how I can do it towards them and still look them in the eyes with a straight face and tell them my finals went well?

>>58544647
That site has a lot of interesting boards but moves too slow for any decent conversion to actually happen.

We should have a ronry board.

/a/ - Anime & Manga

>>58544757
That's actually the least of its problems.

>>58544757
>We should have a ronry board.

Might be cool

>>58544670

The two. Man, there's no way this shit gonna end well.

You at least have a plan or something?

>>58544647
No, that's a 4chan hate site where the waifu board is the only good thing about it.

I love little girls

>>58544848
Like? Elaborate.

>>58544416

lols

hello serb-friend

>>58544647
http://tohno-chan.com/mai/
might b cool

I wish 4chan used tohno-chan's "rules"

>>58545020
What are these rules?

>>58545020
I do too.

Specifically.
>- Using sideways (western) emoticons.

>>58544887

I'll keep it as short as I can;

It's easy to pretend that you are doing work from home,
and my room is placed in a part of the house they don't often visit,
so I can often pretend that I've been in the Uni on days I've actually spend at home.
During winter I make sure to make paths in the snows so it looks like I've left the house,
I leave my jacket at different places etc, it's really easy.

As for backup plan when they find out...I have none, when shit hits the fan my world will crumble.

>>58544865
>>>/jp/
>>>/soc/
>>>/adv/
>>>/r9k/

>>>/f/
>>>/u/
>>>/c/
>>>/k/

>>>/y/
>>>/o/
>>>/u/

>>58545055
It would look stupid (and would be huge) copy and pasting them here, just got to the site and click the "rules tab".
http://tohno-chan.com/

Fuck it.

- Tohno-chan is an anime-themed image board for NEETs, hikikomori, otaku, and other social outcasts. Please take this into consideration when posting. The following is prohibited on either the site or IRC channel:

- Uploading, posting, discussing, requesting, or linking to anything that violates local or United States law.
- Spamming or advertising.
- Evading bans.
- Excessive flaming or trolling.
- /b/ shit. (GETs, Motivational images, reaction images, epic fail, win, greentext, >implying, >mfw, etc.)
- Gaia/weeaboo shit. (Conventions, English dubs, Funimation, Naruto, friends or girlfriends into anime, faces like >.< ^.^, etc.)
- Furry, porn or otherwise. (No, horo is not furry)
- 3D Porn.
- Insulting or making fun of someone's waifu in /mai/.
- Sexual / intimate relationship discussion. (Lovers, fuckbuddies, girlfriends, boyfriends, crushes)
- Encouraging people to commit suicide.

The following is also discouraged (but not necessarily against the rules).

- 3D (real) images of people. (yes, seriously.)
- Using sideways (western) emoticons.
- Talking about your friends and real life acquaintances.
- Blog style posting on /so/.
- Political/race discussion on /ot/.
- Creating multiple threads about the same topic. Don't be afraid to bump an old thread.
- saying or suggesting you're female. (doing this tends to derail threads into name calling, shit posting, fighting and so on, such threads also always get lots of hate and tons of reports calling said poster a troll.
also, some mods can be rather trigger happy with the ban gun when it comes to this.)
- saying you're an outsider or new to the site (see above for why).

>>58545128
>flash, yuri, cooking, weapons, yaoi, auto and yuri again
>"ronry boards"

wat

>>58545128
>>>/jp/
>Japanese Culture
>>>/soc/
>lol, rate me XD
>>>/adv/
>My girlfriend hates me, wut do?
>>>/r9k/
>green text general.

>>58545150
>- Encouraging people to commit suicide.
i suppose they don't need the encouragement at this point in the year

>>58545150
Hahahaha, really they have rules like this?! Couldn't stop laughing.
"Only genuine losers are allowed to post."

>my room is placed in a part of the house they don't often visit
Damn. Do you ever panic when they're in the house and you're hiding in your room?

>>58545215
>>>/g/
>>>/e/
>>>/t/

>>>/o/
>>>/u/
>>>/t/

>>>/f/
>>>/a/
>>>/g/
>>>/g/
>>>/o/
>>>/t/

>>58545257
That's kinda the point.

>>58545289
Alright fine, I'll go back to /a/.

>>58545217
>tl;dr
>ronry shit

I don't know how many parents deal with it, i've never been kicked out of the house ONCE for being a useless piece of shit.

If my kid was anything like myself there would be some tough love

>>58545279
If they find out I'm home,
which rarely happens as they both work late nearly every night,
I just pretend that I've taken the work home for the day.

I am currently trying to become somewhat /fit/ so I can change my almost hikki lifestyle, I just lack the endurance to do anything, especially things I hate to do.

>>58545215
cooking?
you mean
cute and guns

I miss our old roneny thread...
not those "I WANT A GF" "BITCHES & WHORES" cancer shit...

NEETs are too afraid to grow up; so they hide in their rooms, cowering behind their sheets. They don't any ounce of courage left and they all know the terrible truth: sooner or later they're going to need facing their fears.

>>58545355
So what will you do when they ask when your convocation is being held?

>>58545373
/r9k/ used to be nice for that but now it's just "why don't I have a gf" and "self pity" general.

>>58545373
why?
wallowing in self pity isnt a social activity
you just bring each other further down the ladder

>>58545404
Id rather kill myself.

>>58545081
Hope it does, because you're an ass.

>>58545448
The last act of cowardice of a man, who couldn't face his demons...

>>58545415
They don't care enough to ask me, they are just happy to hear that I'm working on stuff.

>>58545427
some of their greentext stories can be funny

>>58545439
Talking to normal people depresses me more than talking to my fellow shut-ins.

>>58545404
Everyone has a bit of Peter Pan syndrome in them.

NEET for about 3 years, mooching off parents.

It's a nice life, problem is it won't last forever. I can't get money from the government like you all. I'll probably have to get a job eventually.

I've lost track of reality to the point I don't know if I can add anything 'new' during my days as a neet.

>>58545439
When you talk to anons, you float in an ocean of piss.
When you talk to normal people, you forget how to swim so you sink.

>>58545511
This is true for me too.
It's nicer (and easier) to talk to people like you guys than to try and change.

>>58545404
>NEETs are too afraid to grow up; so they hide in their rooms, cowering behind their sheets.

Like all generalizations, incorrect. Try again.

>>58545404

Yeah so what, fuck you.

There is nothing in the real world for me.

There is nothing in it for me to be an adult or force immense pressure on myself all the time.

I would rather die than become a disingenuous, soulless cog in the machine that is greedy beyond bounds.

>>58545404
And what about all the people that can't find a job due to the economy and are forced to live that way? Derp.

>>58545404
My fear is that when I start working I'll decide I want to kill myself and go on a rampage with a gun, so yeah I don't want to face that fear

>>58545656
Maybe they've shouldn't have been so expendable.

>>58545571
you know what helped me? i learned to act
now i can just act like a normal person through my mask of misery and get on with my life
it's better to be able to live my life feeling like a piece of shit rather than having to be shut in as well

I work my ass off for about 6 months of a year and then live with the money I have made for the rest of the year, practically doing nothing but playing games, watching anime and masturbating.

I've been doing this for 3 years now..

This.

How do the other NEETs in this thread get money to survive?

Got diagnosed with some stuff, so I get around 2000$ each month + a place to stay for free, it's not great but I get by.

needs more Johnny Bravo

>>58545691
Are you not having to spread that money out a lot for it to last half a year?

ZUN!bar probably never returned from Afghanistan. His reappearance and current quality of posts just means his tripcode was cracked by the current imposter.

>>58545657
My fear is becoming so normal that I would forget to visit /a/, and when I do remember, I no longer fit in.

>Juicy gossip about Gundam AGE
>Wanting AGE to fail
>Not wanting AGE to fail
>Errybody getting trolled
>Errybody getting mad

This thread has been delicious

>that feel when browsing /a/ made you glorify being a NEET/Hikki, and you now feel jelly of NEETs and Hikkis

Not your personal army faﾂｭggot.

Every post that reminds me of Kev is a good post.

oh HELL
is that Mugen in that manga?

Life has no meaning, and I failed to create a meaning to mine. So I just exist with no purpose, ambition or motivation. Indulging myself in time killers is the only activity remotely interesting left, but even they will lose it's effectiveness like it has been happening over time. Sleeping is probably my favorite activity.

The only thing keeping me alive is the fear of pain or death. That's why I'm a NEET. Would be a hikki if the situation permitted, but I'm pretty close to it anyway.

I envy those NEETs who like their current existence.

WAT

Level 35 here, came across a couple of dragons. Not much, i think because i don't use fast travel or sleep. Just walk everywhere and go with the flow.

I pretty much give every polar bear as much space as they like. They can have Skyrim for all i give a fuck, they have too much badassery for me to handle.

Fuck everything else, though. Oh, and i hate those Drauger Deathlords or whatever the name is. A game with such a fucking repulsive UI with an enemy that blows weapons out of your hands. Cool until i had to spend most of the fight re-equipping weapons after running around staring at the floor

No you humongous faﾂｭggot.

Is this homo?

>been hiki for 8 years, didn't go to middle/high school, now 20
>the world is now a jungle for me, no matter how much I try to get some independence I just feel like I want to die rather than deal with these now deeply ingrained problems
>can't handle any responsibility or social pressure
>too afraid to even take the steps to get on disability
>pretending everything is going to be ok but knowing I'm probably not going to see 30 years old
>living in a fantasy

>>58545729

Like I said, I literally work my ass off. 6 days a week, 9 hours a day and usually even more. The thoughts of 6 months of complete freedom keep me going.

Sure, it gets a bit tough during the last month but it's not like my living expenses are that big anyway.

>>58545761
I know this feel ;_;

I'm still fighting this desire though, solely for my waifu

CUTE NOT PEDO
Does he ever fuck any of them?

>>58545720
That's what both my parents get each month here in Latin America. I wish I got that while living here.

You aren't playing as a borderline down syndrome kid in Extra, so no, I didn't see that coming.

Normally, I'm opposed to non anime/manga threads on /a/ as well. But NEET/hikki threads are remotely related to the issue and are a good way to make normalfriends feel unwelcome.

Is is just me, or is 4chan getting a bit healthier as Christmas is approaching?

I've seen a fuckton of threads like this or >no gf general, >misoginy general, etc. on /v/ lately, filled with angry people who would tell the normalfriends to get the fuck out.

Thad is the hero /a/ needs

>>58545740
Don't worry anon, we are destined to be here. I used to think 4chan was a horrible place and I hated anyone who would even visit it. Here I am.

Just fuck already /jp/

>>58545855
Your spam has caught my attention.

turbo bump

hey, does anyone know, in fallout: new vegas, whether guns can only have one mod or multiple. i have an anti material rifle, but once i attached the supresser, the carbon parts on it seem to have vanished.

Have not worked for 8 months now.
Feels bad.

I still can't over how Liam looks like Jeff Jarrett

Not if it has gorilla glass.

The only way to scratch gorilla glass in every day use is sand, and even then it won't slap your shit instantly, you gotta try.

iPhones don't use gorilla glass, in case you're wondering.
The front glass is generic aluminosilicate glass, not using Corning's techniques or manufacturing, and the rear glass is not strengthened at all. That's why most iPhones are scratched.

you must be about 14 to find that anything but a bit of fun.
get over yourself kid.
complain when its a gang of nigﾂｭgers stomping a couple of kids faces in for no reason.

ITT backpack technology.
Swiss >>>> all else.

Seriously?
Porco Rosso and it's depiction of italian fascism.

hey accel maybe you should resize your images and make them <9kb to make your script work faster. just saying.

>>58545791
If you put a bad around your head and tie a scarf you die without pain. I know because when I was doing it for breathplay while fapping I went a little too far and suddenly started convulsing. I didn't feel anything anymore, I just felt about to faint.
It's scarier when you have almost felt death and you realize how easy it is to get out.

>Brilliant pacing that make infodumps and time loop bullshit captivating
>worst you've seen in a long time
Have you ever watched any other anime?

HE HATES IT.

fucking epic

>>58545761
Nothing glorious about it.

If anything, the glorification of such lifestyles are reactionary as a counter-movement towards normalfaggotry.

Practically, it's not really too great. On the contrary. If you do it for long and you don't happen to be rich for some reason, i.e. not in the need to ever work or function within society, then it's more depressing than anything else.

Threads like this are more to find comfort, like-minded people, rather than showing off - at least for the actual hikkis, not college students or people who still somewhat well off but just don't have a social life outside their job/school - who may be miserable too, but not threatened by their future.

You've never read gantz?

If a Minus is what's created from your personality, then it's possible that the injuries were created when he was extremely young.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J67nkzoJ_2M

Clichﾃｩ? Yes
Thread ender? Yes

GaoGaiGar

Once I get evicted out my apartment I'll probably be using an exit bag.

Painless death sounds nice.

You can. He's a retard.

Oh this is that accel spammer guy, I've never actually seen his spam before.
Everyone talking about him said he was disabled or had something wrong.

>hiki for 8 years
>now 20
>hikki since 12
What the fuck happened?

Not the guy you're replying to, but poorly played man. Post something from the same/similar genre of webcomic if you're gonna compare...

>>58545992
Faggots like you are the cancer killing /a/.

No matter how shitty a thread is, spam is never the answer but just another problem - and a much worse one than shitposting.

Remember how that faggot spammed a fucking LOGH thread yesterday where people were discussing LOGH politics?

You're too obvious.

That little girl is very moe.
I'd molest her too.

Thick, brown Haruhi's

>>58546103
I don't think you got the true intent of the request.

Futayo vs Muneshige concludes, Tori boards pope ship trying to get to horizon.

>>58546095
He's an autistic moron who solves his captchas manually. Also, you must be new here if you haven't seen him before.

He's pretty much the cancer killing /a/.

Much worse than Pork Ranger, shitposters and normalfags could ever hope to be.

>video game
>weeaboo
oh boy, here we again

>>58546123
hahahahahahaha
I'm really curious about how he generates these posts.

>>58545995
That's a common method, actually. There are some "suicide packages" sold even online that involve this bag method. I forgot their name, it's pretty popular.

But that's a no-no for me, I am absolutely terrified of anything that has anything to do with suffocation / asphyxiation. I can't even swim because of that.

The only way to go for me would be with a gunshot to the head. I would probably top it off with some poison to make sure that, in case the bullet is not fatal, I wouldn't just end up crippled in a way I would be unable to try the suicide again.

Hell, maybe even go as far as poisoning myself, then shooting my head standing from a ledge with a rope on my neck. Should die from one of the 3 methods.

Problem would be acquiring a gun. You need a VERY good reason to have one in my country. If only I were american...

DANG IT, CHAR!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLpUq__iQqw

Too much Sophie...

>>58546171
He's probably just running a script which gathers them from an archive.

>Martin DaCosta
>Smith
>XM-07B Vigna Ghina II
I read my suit as Vagina and then I saw the bonus game. I guess I'm a Lee Sue Min or Cima Garahau.

My Grandpa was stationed in Japan in World War II at the age of 19 where he studied the connection between anime and wizardry. He became a wizard and then died at the age of 70. However he was reborn a lich and gained immortality. Now I have to carry on his legacy and become a more powerful wizard than him so he doesn't live forever and witness anymore deaths of his loved ones.

Feels bad man

>>58544417
Either they're just going along with you out of pity and regret or you're parents are incredibly fucking retarded which would explain you.

Hi, im looking for some nice E-books.
currently reading 'the Game' by Strauss and 'the internet is a playground' by Thorne.
Any other suggestions?

>>58546148
that's kind of sad, seriously..
Maybe he does it to make us feel better.. like, we'll never be that pathetic.

>>58546171
He takes old posts(not sure if they're only from /a/) and reposts them.
If you' hang around long enough, you'll start recognizing posts from previous threads.

>>58546180
I enjoyed that thoroughly.

Holy crap thanks. Now, 6.875 x 10.5 at 300dpi is fucking MASSIVE.

Is that an ok size to work at?

Uh oh, what's this?

>>58546148
>He's an autistic moron who solves his captchas manually.

You believed his drivel? He is more likely to be a moron with money to spend that pays for those "solve captcha for you" services and uses it on his script.

Its probably not the OS, AMD has win 8 beta drivers but their win 7 drivers work as well which is what im currently using. Which drivers did you install, either way try the other driver

I think spacing for panels is 1/4''