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That black lady sure loves her twitter

Will SOPA shut down Twitter?

OJII-SAN TELL ME A STORY ABOUT RUSSIA AGAIN

>Giraffe-chan in the back

ALL DEM TOLD

"IM WONDERING CAN WE EVEN PASS AMENDMENT ?"

SO MANY THREADS AROUND ME

I WANT TO YIELD TO ISSA

>>58465860
Berman looks like someone, I can't think of who

>>58465899
She is very upset that King called her boring.

>calling on the twitter post
That's good this.

Jackson-Lee calling King out on his tweet, good stuff.

SHE'S STARING AT THE CAMERA AGAIN

MY BONER!

On the last episode of Congressball Z...

>his tweet got exposed

Solid7 is staring into my soul

Hahahaha ISSA STALLING TIME. HARD.

Another live watch site:

http://keepthewebopen.com/sopa

>>58465943
going down on creepy girl. i dub her "berman's bitch"

She's still looking at me.

Thank you Issa.
WHY IS NO ONE LISTENING TO THIS MAN

>the way Solid7 is looking to ISSA

I dont mind getting NTR, ISSA is OLEV

All in favor of saving anime?

Didn't the lady speak before congress about the tweet a couple of hours ago?

Aw god, I've gotta stop watching this but I can't look away.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Need Issa as Kenshiro saying, "You are already told."

>>58466000

She's either staring at the camera because SHE KNOWS, or she's staring at Issa and he's getting laid tonight

Unless he's married

>mfw she is actually in this thread right now

>>58466022
>that feel

Yield, Darrell Issa. You get an additional 30 seconds.

God fucking damn it. I'm out one fucking day and a lot of shit happens around here
So who's winning?

>>58466022
I know that feel

I am saving every single goddamn image that gets posted in these threads, with the intent to blue the FUCK outta them

>>58465994
Now she REALLY want's to fuck

>>58466034
>Even if he's married
Fixed.

>>58465994
he smells like LCL

>>58466022
Pretty much how I feel.

>>58466034
>Unless he's married
>implying that matters to a congressman

>>58466022
I've been home for 4 hours and I haven't fapped

>>58465977
There was a shit storm about 5 hours+ ago about that, you missed it.

>>58466044
Why else do you think she keeps looking at her phone and smiling?

>>58466034
>Unless he's married
DC isn't like that.

I HAVE 4 FINALS TOMORROW, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING

Issa:"We should talk to service providers and see what they think about this shit".
Everyone else:"lol no"

>Issa: Dude, you haven't done any research on any of this shit and it shows.
[x] TOLD SO HARD
[ ] not told

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Steve King
Judging from the many responses of my critics, they've never heard of multitasking and need to, in the words of Cain, get a sense of humor.
3時間前 Twitter for iPhoneから

King of Multiteskan

>>58466034
>Implying politicians care about marriage
He's getting some tonight. She's going to ravage him tonight

>>58466034
>implying it matters to a politician
Darrel Issa is MC, he'd never NTR his wife.
Big Bad Berman, on the other hand...

>>58466082
GOD FORBID YOU INVOLVE THE PEOPLE YOU'RE ROBBING FROM IN THEIR OWN ROBBING

>>58466076
By watching TV you save America.

>>58465667
>>58465680

so is scott getting bro tier promotion

DEM 30S TRADE HAHAHA. PRO STALLIGN HAHAHHAA.

hahaahaha ms.jackson

>>58466104
MY DICK.

So miss the last 5 hours? Did I miss anything as a good as toasters and aspiring to be a nerd?

I yield that!

>I YIELD DAT!

wait is some guy throwing an epic sulk out there or something?

>>58465939
There was one time a little boy called Gorbatschow...

So who's winning?

THE WORST
THE WORST

FUCK yes Polis is back

Oh shit, Polis up to bat.

>>58466130
Chaffetz vs. Berman Ultratold

Tasukete, Anon-kun.

MR SANCHEZ TELLING THEM SO HARD HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>58466087
I-is it possible?!

Having a partisan chairman must really suck. "I don't like what you're saying so your time has expired"

>ISSA
I may be Independent, but I sure as heck would be voting Republican in this man's district.

>>58466166
It's Mr. Polis!

>>58466050
I'm now reimagining the Chairman's voice as Joji Nakata

POLIS IS BRING THE FUCKING HAMMER! MA FUCKING NIGGA.

I can't hear you, Polis

I like polis, he's got tons of energy, he keeps going and going and going

>>58466153
>>58466161


What stream are you watching? I'm seeing Sanchez talk right now

POLIS VISIBLY AGITATED

THIS RULES OUT ANY CALCULUS EVEN THEY MAKE

Oh god, I would yield to Mr. Polis.

SHUT THE FUCK UP WATT YOU DON'T KNOW A GOD DAMN THING

SCOTT KNOWS NOTHING. HAHAHAHHAA.

>>58466197
That's Polis, the nametag angle is just weird.

>Polis

>>58466197
its not sanchez its polis at sanchez seat

Fucking hell, how long is this going to last?

Who is that smug motherfucker leaning on the desk behind Sanchez?

Shut the fuck up you nigger of an idiot Watt.

SURE ILL FURTHER YIELD

>>58466197
Sanchez nametag belongs to someone else, camera angle just makes it look like it's Polis'.

This guy is probably really fucking frustrated that these people are so fucking stupid.

>>58466197
that's ms Sanchez's name tag, Polis' tag is cut out

>>58466215
That's Watt.

Watt, shut up. Stop. You don't even know what is going on.

>>58466172
NO!
STOP IT ISSA
STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>Reclaiming my time

Oh snap

TOLD

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

reposting

Tell him polis fucking tell him!

>>58466215
That ain't Scott nigga, that's Watts.

>>58466197
Polis jacked Ms Sanchez seat or it's the angle i forget which.

Oh god, Watt again.

"Durr, I'm not convinced cause I didn't read it..."

POLIS IS LAYING DOWN THE TOLD!

Polis vs Watt
Heaven or hell

LETS ROCK

>>58466147
Should be the Alliance of Internet Justice but refball and bought players are fucking things up.

Polis goes into overdrive.

>>58466211
I would yield to Polis. All. Night. Long.

Polis telling other politicians which amendment they're on.

>>58466197
No that's Polis

Whip that nigger, Polis!

>Watt
>Knowing what he's talking about
>Knowing what's going on around him

Choose one.

>>58466166
>"Boku wa Sanchez jenai, Polis desu!"

>>58466253
It can't... be!?

Watt: "But the things and the stuff and um er..."
Polis: "SHUT UP, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK"

>Issa
>Also who did the Faiz OP

COINCIDENCE?

Polis makes me proud that I live in CO.

>>58466271
Scott and the Chairman need to be added.

>>58466294
>jenai

IF I... IF I... IF I... UH...

>Polis yields to Issa

Everyone yields to Issa because they know he'll add to the enormous amount of TOLD

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THIS BASTARD!!!

>>58466262
>It can't be
>not MASA-KA

>>58466341
WHAAAAAT.

Oh shit, Sanchez needs to be on the Internet Justice side, he's giving out tremendous amounts of told.

>>58466333
We've done it now, the ultimate TOLD attack can't be stopped!

I want to yield to Solid7-chan

And then I want Clerk-chan to whisper in my year
>Just say aye Anon

>>58466314
chairmans already on there.

>>58466298
Someone needs to draw Polis as The Rock.

>>58466351
Fake

So, when's the actual bill supposed to go to a vote? I don't give two shits about the amendments, they aren't going to change the core idea of the bill that the MPAA overlords wanted.

>>58466271
Lungren should be added also. He actually went out of his way and got information about what the bill would do in regards to DNS systems and said straight out that the bill was fucking stupid.

>will the gentlemen yield?
>let me finish

what a fucking dick

itt: people that didn't pay attention in class.

What's going on, what'd I miss?

>>58466317
>ja nai
My bad. I did get it right that time, right?

>gentlemen,yield
>keeps talking like a boss,

FUCK YEAH POLIS FIGHT THE POWAH

>>58466341
Don't see it on his twitter, link?

>>58466341
Is that real?

[ ] Not told
[X ] Told
[X] STOLD Driver
[X] Seitokai no IchiTOLD
[X] Fate/STOLD Night
[X] Dragon TOLD Z
[X] C - The Money of Soul and Possibility ConTOLD
[X] Mawaru PenguinTOLD
[X] My TOLD is a Mermaid
[X] My little sister can't be this TOLD!
[X] the Idolm@sTOLD
[X] Amagami STOLD
[X] STOLD;Gate
[X] Kore wa TOLD desu ka?
[X] Infinite StraTOLD
[X] Baka to TOLD to Shokanju
[X] Magical Girl TOLD Nanoha
[X] The TOLD God Only Knows
[X] Neon TOLD Evangelion
[X] Black TOLD Shooter
[X] Guilty TOLDwn

>>58466341
https://twitter.com/SteveKingIA
cool shoop bro

>>58466341
Please be shopped.

>>58466273
>All. Night. Long.

Yeah, yew... shook me AAAWWWL NAAAAAHHT LAWNG!

When is this going to end? I want to go to bed

>>58466341
>Judging from the many responses of my critics, they've never heard of multitasking and need to, in the words of Cain, get a sense of humor.

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Polis
>On December 15th, 2011, he was deemed Savior of the Internet.

>>58466341
Is... is this real?

>>58466353
It's polis you ninny

>>58466341
THIS CAN'T BE REAL

>>58466366
The amendments are basically them delaying the vote.

The idea is if you amend it enough, those who want it will just give up on it and let it die due to it no longer being what they originally wanted.

>>58466407
Oh wow.

>>58466333
hurry up i already started looping HBTC theme

Polis you are a motherfucking beast

Is the forehead balding white guy our friend?

>>58466353
you're probably thinking of polis, his label can't be seen, but sanchez's label is on screen in front of him
Polis is on Issa's side
AYE

>>58466399
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK8ednS0skQ&t=1m25s

Why is he sitting at Ms. Chu's spot?

Solid7's facebook
http://www.facebook.com/people/Sarah-Kish/10010843

Polis vs. Chu on nitpicky readings of the bill's language, this looks like my chance to turn off the stream and make my escape!

>>58466407
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Polis
Shit, Polis is a faggot. He must be lusting for Issa

RECORDED VOTE, MY FAVOURITE MOMENT

>>58466407
YES

>called vote

Yes, troll the court more.

RECORDED VOTE TIME

OH CLERK-CHAN, RECORD THOSE VOTES

HAHAHAHA TIME FOR COUNTING

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

RECORDED VOTE TIME

Love you clerk-chan

Voting-chan is so cute

CLERK-CHAN!

RECORD THAT SHIT

OH GOD THIS TEAM
ISSA POLIS LOFGREN JACKSON-LEIGH
TOO STRONG
TOO FUCKING STRONG

UNLIMITED NO WORKS

Clerk-chan

WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY VOTE NO ON AN AMENDMENT THAT WOULD CLARIFY THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????

>>58466407
Polis the only openly gay member of Congress

I love this faggot! To bad he can never run for president for that.

>>58466456
>Polis is a faggot.
a_classy_faggot_like_freddie_mercury.jpg

>>58466456
Can you blame him? Issa is one handsome man.

>>58466443
Stop reposting your shitty drawing holy shit. Shitty porn viraling in a serious thread.

>>58466472
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

All these no's.
Is this a bad thing?

sopa-chan's twitter


http://twitter.com/#!/smkish

Clerk-chan: Mr.Po-why am I even asking?
Polis: AYE, BITCH

oh shit here it comes...

>>58466443
Reminds me of the first time I saw a screencap with backlinks.

UNLIMITED THIS IS GOING NOWHERE WORKS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzHR-VIrEm8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzHR-VIrEm8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzHR-VIrEm8

Polis is gay? Can we get some yaoi doujins.

>>58466504
Yes.

I don't even care that he's gay, the amount of told he laid down was impressive.

>>58466504
Yes. They're all in it for the special interest.

I think Nadler is my representative.
I need to write to him right fucking now.

COHEN IS A BRO
JONSON IS A BRO
QUIGLEY IS A BRO

"Today we got some bill about computer machines, I will just vote no to everything."

We're getting out asses kicked, aren't we?

AYE

Waitin' on Polis's awesome AYE.

>>58466490

Makes it too hard to take down sites then.

EYE

>WHAT ARE WE VOTING ON
>I HAVE NO IDEA
>WHO'S PAYING US MORE MONEY, THE RIAA OR THE PEOPLE?
>THE RIAA
>SO WE VOTE NO RIGHT?

I AM SO MAD I SHIT MY PANTS

>polis
AYE

scared the shit out of me

AYE

>>58466500
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

POLIS VOTES AYE, DEAL WITH IT

>>58466453
Are we sure?
And what's clerk-chan's real name?

AYE

>>58466521
PolisxIssa
My Congress OTP.

>POLIS

>>58466504
Just wait until you hear what Issa\Polis votes.
Whatever one of them votes, is the good one.

>guy who requested vote's face

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jared+Polis&diff=466090659&oldid=466090253
dey didnt rike my edit

AYE!

>Issa uses mic to record his aye like a boss

AYE

Wait, this bullshit is still going on? I left at about 17:00, have they actually made any progress on something since then?

YESSSSSS

fuck you nayers

>mfw

So what I can gather, we Amerifags are fucked?

>>58466507
Get me Clerk-chan's info!

Ok, guys. Was a pleasure to play with you all.

TROLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING.

TEN AMENDMENTS AWWW MAN

>>58466584
You could say 4chan has gotten more shit done considering the OC that has been spewing out the last hour.

>10

WHHHHAAAAAAAT

THEY ARE TELLING JOKES WTF

>>58466584

>U.S. Congress
>Making progress

OH SHIT

TEN MINUTES OR TEN AMENDMENTS

10 MORE MINUTES TILL RECESS!

AYE

>"LET'S PROCEED FOR A LITTLE LONGER!"
>"what"

>>58466600
AYE!

CHAIR TROLLING HARD

>>58466558
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>"Let's Proceed for a big longer."
>"What."

Whoa, what. That was a bit childish.

>LOL I TROL U
No, fuck you

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON?

STREAMS NOT WORKING FOR ME

/cruise control

>EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH??
Oh god, Chairman trolling

ONE AMENDMENT DOWN, 50 TO GO. IT'S GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT.

>>58466570
>it kept savior of the internet
CONFIRMED
WIKIPEDIA AGREES DON'T BOTHER IT ABOUT IT

>10 minutes or 10 amendments

OH SHIT

>>58466601
>>58466507
That is clerk-chan's twitter. SOPA/Solid7-chan looks different.

>what

>>58466600
So much for FREEDOM, huh, Amerifriend?

>Lofgren opting for Polis' ammendment
OH SHIT NIGGER

>>58466539
Kinda, one of 2 things will happen here every amendment will get shot down and the bill will enter congress as is and hopefully not pass due to it being utter shit, or it will pass as is and then we are completely fucked

I broke it for ya

What time Is It In the US?

Like 5 AYEs.

>>58466271
>>58466330
I didn't even know who Issa was before this, but now he's my hero

Also can you guys tell me what parties each candidate is from?

>please define "a little bit longer"
>ten amendments
>"WHAT"
>"Well, I'll consider it, wait a little bit longer"

He is ten kinds of retarded

>>58466663
Someone get this poor girl some coffee.

>>58465958
I just remembered, he looks like a guy in that shitty Volcano in New York movie

>>58466678
7:47 PM central

>>58466678
Lots of times

here we go.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darrell_Issa
>He's here to save the internet and impregnate women.

>>58466678
Almost 9:00PM

>>58466682
Issa is a Republican from SoCal. Pretty cool cat.

Can someone explain to a non-merrican what in the holy hell is going on?

AW YEAH POLIS AMENDMENT

LET'S DO THIS

>"Let's saaay... 10 amendments"
>"What? Noooo!"
>"Did you say '10 amendments' or '10 minutes'?"

So what is the main purpose of the bill exactly? Is it to stop piracy and copyright shit? What all does it do?

polis 85.

lets do this shit.

>>58466680
5 EYES!
WE ARE GOING OVERDRIVE!
SOMEONE GET ME THAT FURRYFAG UDONGE

>>58466667
They won't pass this.

At least I hope not

>>58466678
Check the time of your post.
Board time is DC time.

>>58466709
I read that as Mexican.

>>58466678
5:47 for me, so I believe 8:47 where they are. Also, dat Issa representin'.

>>58466678
8:48 EST

>>58466655
R-really? Anyone who can confirm?

>>58466709
US congress being full of idiots save for a few.

So the same as usual.

We aren't getting our asses kicked. In fact, any good amendment that passes makes the bill more likely to get last minute supporters. I want the piece of shit in all it's glory to go to vote and get shot down.

>>58466715
it blocks sites hosting copyrighted content available for piracy.

>Discuss discuss discuss discuss
>Yes from the guys who always say yes
>Lots of No
>Repeat

I can't believe these guys are still going at it.

Welp, Ms. Sanchez is back on.

I think she might be taking testosterone

Why is SOPA-chan also called Solid 7-chan?