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    45 KB Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:27 No.58463349  
    The anime industry is saturated with cliches and otaku pandering.

    You are tasked with pitching your idea for a new anime to a disgruntled boss...that boss being /a/.

    Let's hear your ideas! How creative are ya?
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:29 No.58463415
    Okay. We have a young middle school girl. She has pink hair, dresses cute, and has nice friends.

    Suddenly, murder, rape, contracts, betrayal, insanity, DARKNESS.

    I call it: Madoka.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:30 No.58463461
    >>58463415
    There is no rape in Madoka
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:31 No.58463514
    >>58463461
    There should be
    >> sage 12/15/11(Thu)19:31 No.58463515
    Okay, so, let's put every last project on hold and focus all our effort of rebuild 3.0
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:32 No.58463533
    Ok, wait...

    Stay with me here...

    An average High School Boy... has his life turned UPSIDE DOWN.... when a cute ANGEL drops onto him from heaven!

    It'll turn out in the end that she is the first of a group of fallen angels! They've all got different hair colors and breast sizes but all share one thing in common...

    They all love the MC!!
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:32 No.58463541
    >>58463514
    Fuck your shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:32 No.58463556
    >>58463461
    >Implying Homura didn't rape Madoka before going back in time.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:33 No.58463572
    OK so this boy transfers to a new highschool and makes friends with only girls and they have wacky adventures together.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:33 No.58463575
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    A young male mechanic, specializing in robotics and weaponry, attempts to survive in the harsh wastelands of a science fiction-themed post-apocalyptic future. His only companion is his girlfriend.

    His girlfriend is a highly advanced artificial intelligence inhabiting a heavily armed, 15-feet tall unmanned battle mech. Throughout the story 'she' struggles with the concepts of love, gender identity, and mortality. The mechanic originally entertains her struggles with human emotion simply because it benefits him to have a giant metal death machine having a 'thing' for him, but he eventually overcomes his selfishness and cynicism to care for her in return. The main theme will be the concept of love with the absence of sexual attraction or physical compatibility.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:34 No.58463616
    TWOGK except the MC is a girl and loose souls reside in males. the only way to get loose souls out of them is well...they have to 'let them out' if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:35 No.58463644
    Cute girls doing cute things
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:35 No.58463648
    Okay so it's a fighting anime about a group of guys who fight each other

    but whatever they punch turns into doors

    and the strength of their punch determines the quality of the doors, so a really powerful punch can end up making venetian doors and stuff.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:35 No.58463655
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    >>58463533
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:36 No.58463679
    Why not a slice of life drama of a freshman college student in Tokyo University? There are too many anime set in high schools and private academies. So why not a college?
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:36 No.58463690
    magical girls

    with tits
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:36 No.58463701
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    Dune
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:37 No.58463705
    Okay so there's this girl, right?

    And she's got a bunch of friends with varying personalities and all of them are also girls. Are you still with me?

    Okay get this: they go to high school and do stuff

    Eh? Eh?
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:37 No.58463706
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    >>58463575
    You might want to check out an anime called "chobits". Unless you were trying to parody it for this thread
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:37 No.58463711
    >>58463679
    >Why not a slice of life drama of a freshman college student in Tokyo University?

    This has been done. Countless times.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:37 No.58463722
    Okay...Okay....Listen to this.
    A girl from the 1800s goes forward in time, and falls in love with her great great grandson
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:37 No.58463738
    It's set in a world where men who retain their virginity by the time they turn 30-years-old obtain magical powers. Some men use them for evil...some use them for good...some don't use them at all and some aren't even aware that they have them.

    The main character is a female agent of a secret worldwide organization dedicated to regulating the use of magical powers in the world and preventing men from obtaining them. She's given specific targets and her mission always includes ensuring that the target loses his virginity before his thirtieth birthday.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:38 No.58463764
    humanity is extinct, there are only machines left.

    main character wants to somehow transfer his consciousness into a human form (and therefore become human)

    most of the plot would be about rounding up the parts/dna to do so, end of season 1, he pulls it off.

    season 2, humans become mass produced, machines have to learn to deal with their new feelings. villains are the ones who determined it was more logical to remain as robots.

    i don't think this has been done before but in retrospect it sounds like the matrix. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:39 No.58463778
    >>58463722
    Unless she raised a kid already, that's impossible.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:39 No.58463808
    >>58463764
    Nier
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:40 No.58463817
    An anime about the slow deflowering of a very pure girl thrown into the harsh settings of reality

    episode 1: "I'm pure."

    last episode: "More cocks please."
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:40 No.58463828
    >>58463706

    Is Chobits about a man falling in love with a sexless AI contained inside a giant death robot?
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:41 No.58463893
    >>58463778
    Are you even using your head, faggot? Time travel, bitch. She just rips her past self into the the future. Time travel ain't gotta make sense.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:43 No.58463958
    >>58463817
    I've seen that before. forgot the name of the hentai tho
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:43 No.58463979
    >>58463738

    ALL OF MY MONEY. TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:43 No.58463981
    A show that parodies Lucky Star

    I call it: Azumanga Daioh
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:43 No.58463990
    >>58463778
    That makes it better. So now she has to find a way into the past to make sure the boy she fell in love with will exist.

    It turns out he's his own great-great-great grandfather or something
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:44 No.58463996
    I butthurt samurai wannabe sets out to avenge the death of his family, only to lose horribly. But it turns out he was actually the bad guy all along, and his family was never dead to begin with. So when he killed his brother, he was killing the actual good guy.
    I call it Asspull Journey.

    Then in part two, he comes back from the dead to take revenge on his family for killing him only to find out his family has been dead all along. A necromancer resurrects his brother, and they take out the corrupt future government as zombie samurai with laser swords.
    That one is called Asspull Journey 2: Electric Boogaloo

    It's a marvel of modern story-writing, and I expect it to win pretty much every award.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:44 No.58464014
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    >>58463828
    No, the main theme is concept of love with the absence of sexual attraction or physical compatibility.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:44 No.58464026
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    Animate Minamoto's Story
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:45 No.58464041
    >>58463893
    >She just rips her past self into the the future

    If she is no longer in the present, how does she affect the future? It makes no sense
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:45 No.58464047
    A group of children become the masters of small, cute animal-like things that somehow have planetary destruction-scale superpowers.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:45 No.58464051
    More yakuza anime
    Give the Gunsmith Cats manga a series
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:45 No.58464054
    A show that parodies Nichijou

    I call it: Pani Poni Dash!
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:46 No.58464087
    >>58463958

    I'm pretty sure anon was making homage to a copypasta called Guilty Fap about a girl who goes to a new school and is constantly bullied, then discovers Hentai and masturbates to it as a scapegoat from reality only to find that later on she's fallen to the point that when her parents discovered she reads and masturbates to hentai and takes away her computer and other electronics, she literally cries herself to her parents whilst still fingering herself shouting how she can no longer live a life without it.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:46 No.58464105
    >>58464041
    >If she is no longer in the present, how does she affect the future? It makes no sense
    See
    >>58463990
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:46 No.58464126
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    >>58464014

    >No sexual attraction

    Motosuwa was totally sexually attracted to this.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:48 No.58464182
    >>58464087

    I remember the thread about that

    at first we were all whipping out our dicks

    only to find in the end we shamefully put them away and cried ourselves to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:48 No.58464195
    haha, why not an anime about Romans? like i dunno, invading shit and being decadent as fuck
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:48 No.58464206
    >>58464087

    don't remind me
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:49 No.58464229
    >>58463958
    >Pure girl has a crush on Class President(male)
    >She's too nervous to do it herself, so she gives it to the secretary
    >President is intrigued, tells secretary to ready her up
    >Secretary makes her suck another classmate's dick, then fuck him
    >Next thing she knows, she's having a threesome with another dude
    >Secretary watches
    >Every day she's having sex with the two dudes, completely forgetting about the President
    >President calls her a slutty whore, fucks the secretary in front of her since she's pure and wouldn't fuck other people.

    I forget what the name of the manga was.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:50 No.58464280
    >>58464087

    One of these days a mangaka or animator will run across Guilty Fap and make it into a manga/anime

    Our days of fapping will then cease entirely
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:53 No.58464426
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    >>58464126
    Damn, I shouldn't have copy-pasted that straight from the post for maximum intertextual impact but instead edit it to go better with the handling of sexual themes in chobits.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:54 No.58464475
    A normal girl of 15 finally gets to go to high-school with her beloved onii-chan of 16...

    ...Until shit goes wrong.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:55 No.58464519
    A spunky do-gooder sets off to fight evil.
    He loses every single fight, but he keeps trying.
    In the final episode, he dies.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:56 No.58464560
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    An anime about some loser high school students in a club that spend their luxury time playing the computer game "Nutbladders of Steel III." It's a World War 2 Grand Strategy Game but all the soldiers, commanders, officers, and world leaders are portrayed as lolis.

    It's a bit episodic, as every 2-3 episodes cover one game they play over a week, as different countries and other crazy shit happening. The style it'd take is like making the "Day of Sagittarius" from Haruhi an fullblown series on its own.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:57 No.58464596
    >>58464560
    FUND IT
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:58 No.58464639
    >>58464560
    >an fullblown

    Dammit, 'a'
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:58 No.58464657
    >>58464560
    /k/ - the anime
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)19:59 No.58464700
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    > samurai
    > with dildos
    The thing is the location is a city inside of a dome with no excape and its full of lolis.
    The story focuses on a highschool security force known as the pantie brigade and is elected via popularity polls.
    They must protect the dome from morphing creatures known as the "straps" they alone posses the ability to phase through the dome.
    >> K-Kuhn !q3HVqBc9Uw 12/15/11(Thu)20:01 No.58464789
    Battle Harem

    MC has the power to use the abilities of women who lust after him, but loses the powers when their feelings towards him change-- including love.

    The exception to this is if he masters the powers of the women before their feelings change. He bonds with the girls and gets them to love by having them train him in their abilities.
    >> Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)20:11 No.58465205
    I want grimmdark one-sided homolust when both the protagonists go crazy, one chasing the other everywhere, both killing each other's family, even using friends as human shields as they have even forgotten how it started. I want the running one to become the chaser, get dark powers, invoke the demons in Urotsukidouji while the other one meets a creature called Kyuube. They destroy numerous cities, then even a whole country and get repeatedly H-bombed till the whole earth is a total mess. Then they erase the earth, create two new planets for each of them, become God and Evil but no one knows who is who anymore. Not even themselves. Then their Messiahs were born and one fall in love with the other.
    Chaos starts again.



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