→ STOP SOPA BEFORE IT DESTROYS THE WEB ←

Love you too, anon.

Goodbye.

It won't. I don't think they want to biggest shit storm ever. Everyone loves YouTube, also.

If /a/ close I'll go to kill myself

whait what

what the fuck is going on?

Now now kids, nobody is going to shut down anything. We will still enjoy our nights eyes rived on our monitors for long years.

We will survive anon, we will survive.

You mean I'll have to find something productive to do with my time?

Fuck.

Can I have confirmation link for that?

If true I'd like to say, you guys are really my only friend and suicide probably won't be far off once your guys are gone.

>>58442556
>Everyone loves YouTube
Why I am not surprised with you saying this?

If moot closes 4chan i'll go back to trolling forums
;_;

Isn't Obama against this? I'm pretty sure that he'll cripple it severely if it ever does get passed.

>>58442572
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tth-8wA3PdY

>>58442592
Are you saying that's not true? Even Obama's daughter loves it.

Also what time is this going to be?

>>58442556
>implying the american government has ever cared about whats its citizens think
hows your kleptocracy masquerading as a democracy treating you?

>>58442560

I love you, guys!! I love everyo-

>>58442556

...Well, almost everyone in this board.

>>58442613
This has nothing to do with youtube, though. Google has the power to delete any copyright content and they'll get off scott-free

FUCKING PENIS VAGINA BUTTSEX EPIC OP xDDXDXD

To oneechan!

I don't really care. I'll just find another place to go. I'll miss the discussion with genuine anime fans here, but that will be offset by the relief of no longer seeing unmoderated lolopinions shit and troll threads.

Been a good run.

>>58442640
Hmm, yesterday someone told me that if, for example someone uploads a shrek clip on YouTube, and disney files a complaint, that youtube goes down forever. And there are shit loads of shrek clips on youtube.

Are we going to have this thread hourly until it fails to pass?

If this really is the end... I have to say this;

You're all faggots, and I love you <3

>>58442679

That's not how it works.

Thank you, anon. It means a lot to me.

>>58442604
>Isn't Obama against this? I'm pretty sure that he'll cripple it severely if it ever does get passed.

Obama has dropped his threat to veto the 2012 National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA), and is now expected to sign it into law. Obama demanded the law apply to U.S. citizens in the first place.

The bill which would codify into law the indefinite detention without trial of American citizens is about to be passed and sent to Obama’s desk to be signed into law, even as some news outlets still erroneously report that the legislation does not apply to U.S. citizens, even though three of the bill’s primary sponsors, Senator Carl Levin, Senator John McCain, and Senator Lindsey Graham, said it does during speeches on the Senate floor.

“The language which precluded the application of Section 1031 to American citizens was in the bill that we originally approved…and the Obama administration asked us to remove the language which says that U.S. citizens and lawful residents would not be subject to this section,” said Levin, Chairman of the Armed Services Committee.

>>58442702

If /a/ disappears, I'm going to go outside and fuck women.
Because if you guys aren't around, I'll stop caring.

>>58442615
Well it'd be nice if our country wasn't being not-so-secretly run by foreign "international" corporate conglomerates that hate everybody, and thus intentionally rammed straight into a wall...

>>58442688
Check 'em

>>58442592

I have a YT channel.

It's a good source of free entertainment.

I believe this is appropriate.

Hey /a/nons,
My name is Jack, and I love every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day discussing the finer points of Japanese visual media. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of Kubo and Kishimoto because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy.
Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime”? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me. I'm going to miss all of you

Love,
Jack

>>58442679
Yesterday someone was wrong, Google can use image-recognition software to delete any video that has a frame that is similar to a frame of any movie if they so choose. It would take a while but it could purge pretty much everything.

4chan is like a homeless shelter.

Without it, where would shit go?

that feel when moot moved the servers to mexico in last big maintenance and thus i will be able to continue using 4chan

>moot shutting down 4chan
I imagine it going down like that scene from "You've got mail" when meg ryan closes her bookstore, that would be funny. Anyway back to your pathetic goodbyes that don't matter.

How am I supposed to survive in a world without /a/?

>>58442722
NDAA is different from this.

Also lots of versions of bills are passed.
They are different from house and senate and then moved to committees where the final was is made and sent to the white house.

Chill the fuck out people shit.

> implying so hard it hurts
Nothing will happen, and you know it.

>>58442756
It seems that I miss undertood the post.
Excuse my faggotery.

>>58442819
You'll actually have to find a hobby

>>58442772
Honestly,
if 4chan disappeared I would most likely look for other sites like it for a day or two and then kill myself if I didn't find one.

think about it, though, realistically moot would only have to shut down like 5 boards, not the whole site

less, even

and one of those boards nobody even uses all that much

moot's just scared he'll have to choose between his /b/tards and his domain name

he needs both for his schemes

>SOPA passing just before 2012
THE AZTECS WERE RIGHT THE WORLD IS ENDING IN 2012 OMFG

He'll take the image feature off and turn it into /dis/. I wouldn't really mind, might be nice for a change.

>>58442770
So what time will it be decided? I'm so curious.

it was good knowing you all fellow anons

>>58442845
Not the first time. You don't know anything about powerlevels either.
>Dbz characters can destroy planets, strongest characters ever hurr, but lets forget that they are glass cannons and die to a couple sword stabs

>>58442770
they are already doing that and people already found ways to go around that.

>>58442908
This is not the right thread to talk about this

not specifically /a/, but you get the point

I think I'll follow OP and tell you guys how much I love you.
It's a lot. All of you are neckbearded losers who spend too much time arguing over miniscule details that don't matter instead of spending time doing something productive. And I'm one of you. And I fucking love it. Here's hoping the bill fails.

>>58442964

>>58442964

>>58442908
And Pork Whaler is already trying to derail the thread.

>>58442964

That was the gayest shit...ever.

I just wanna say, I hate all of you and hope you go to hell. And I'll be there waiting to give you all a big hug you faggots ;_;.

>>58442964
Well, if it wasn't /b/, that picture would be somewhat accurate...

>>58443047
Na, he just sometimes makes me sick.

4chan is like a box of chocolates.

But you're only going to get shit.

Is anyone else downloading as much supplies as they can or is it just me?

http://judiciary.house.gov/hearings/mark_12152011.html

Live feed

>>58442964
Would have been more accurate in 2006.

/b/ is a husk of what it used to be before. A portrayal of exactly what they claim to hate so much.

So how long until it's passed/rejected?

>>58443149
I don't know man... I don't really think it will pass, but I'm still scared.

>>58443172
myspace 2.0

I don't really love you

Im kinda glad the site will be shut down

I love you guys, you helped me with the most depressive period of my life.

I love you all, and I thank you for everything.

Nothing's gonna change, see you all around.

I love you guys, it's been a pleasure posting on this board with all you gentlemen and lasses.

>>58442964
The old /b/.

>>58443196
That sound kinda tsundere.

>>58443172
id say it applies to /a/ now.

Isn't only a committee voting on this right now?

It's possible things will go full circle and I'll end up where I started idlechan

/a/ may be a shitty board.
But it's out shitty board and I wouldn't trade it for anything.

Oh, and here's live coverage of the act if you want to hear some bitch talk really fast.

http://keepthewebopen.com/sopa

CloudFlare servers hosting 4chan are in Switzerland

>>58443293
Ahem, OUR shitty board.

But you got the point anyway.

>she finished reading
OH MY GOD HERE IT COMES

4chan is like a debt collector.

It's not going to confiscate your shit, though.

>>58443296
I used to write long winded explanations of why you're an idiot but greetext has made me lazy.
>I don't understand DNS please laugh at me

>>58442859
Your users are uses images from our copyrighted works without our permission goyum.

>>58443251
I'd agree. I used to post on /v/ from 2007-2010, but recently it's 90% as bad as /b/.

/a/ seems like the coolest board to actually discuss the interest at hand and as well as have a decent community.

I'll miss you /a/.

FUCKTHISGAYEARTH

>>58443149
No because, I don't live in "The land of the free" - So it's, ironically, still free for me even if it passes.

The shitty thing about all this is that it's a fucking false alarm and I will likely see you faggots again after the bill passes.

A few days from now and trolls will be back to posting shit like 'lol y meduka won media arts so shit xDDD' and SOPA shall be forgotten.

Yes, I'm implying that even a meta thread like this is better than the average shit on /a/.

>moot closing 4chan
If this is legit, well, goodbye folks. I love you.

Except you, Park Ranger, you can fuck off and die for all I care.

>>58443371
>still free for me
>I don't understand DNS please laugh at me
ftfy

Why america is so shit?

4chan is like a balloon.

Then when you poke it with a pin, only a rubber is left.

>>58443320
Nope, 4chan was recently bought by a psychotic spanish mafia bank, so yeah, it will repo your shit.

Even if you don't actually currently owe anything.

I waste so much time here, I don't know what I will do with all my free time if this happens. Of course if this happens the entire Internet might as well shut down.

It's not going to pass people,chill your shit and think for five seconds. This bill has been in before and never passed. Hell, even if the world goes insane and it does pass, Obama's not gonna fuck over his chances of reelection that hard and not veto it.

SOPA a shit

FUCK this shit is biased a fuck
watch the live broadcast guys

>>58443431
Eh, there'll always be white spots.
Don't worry.

>>58443387
>Implying all DNS servers are in murrika
>Implying most sites wont switch to european DNS if this shit passes
>Implying implications

And then thousands of anons around the world refresh the site every 5 mins

>>58443446
He already just fucked over his chances with redacting his veto for the NDAA which is 5x worse than SOPA.

I had fun here. If 4chan does go down I'll miss you guys.

>>58443420
Damn. ;_;
Btw, nice (and creepy) timing: >>58443420 >>58443320

So what exactly is this going to do if it passes other than stopping piracy? Because that is all I'm hearing in the broadcast.

Conyers looks like he's about to fall asleep.

inb4 moot asking for money to move servers to europe

So who wants to commit suicide with me once SOPA passes and 4chan gets shut down?

>>58443553
He also looks like he has no idea what he's talking about.

This will be the worst birthday ever, if this bill is passed.

It won't happen, right guys?

>>58443543

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLYgs0xMDm0

>>58443464
Watching it now. Sounds bad. Really bad. They just don't give a fuck.

you can all die in a fire, but

>>58442560

>>58443607
FTLOG will people stop posting this picture.

>>58443579
>implying I won't go to Gensokyo when I commit sudoku

So, what channel/site is the broadcast on?

http://mfile.akamai.com/65764/live/reflector:39480.asx?bkup=39655&prop=n

>>58443607

GET HIM GOO TECKS

4chan is like roadkill.

Someone will have to pick it up.

4chan is hosted in glorious Switzerland, don't worry.

>Comparing downloading music to selling fake medicine
I love our government

>>58443604
Well that does sound pretty shitty.

Friends, Rom/a/ns, Countrymen.

Thanks for being here, you know? Even if this all blows over, I want you to know that (though obscured behind a great deal of bullshit pretentions) this board is really fun.

And this board is you. For all that sounds like a line in a self-help guide, it's true. Whoever you are, if you've posted even once, you're part of what makes this board the distressingly amusing, amusingly distressing place it is.

Thanks for that.

>>58443679
Is anyone else getting this stream only on their right ear?

>>58443833

It's in my left a bit, but only a little.

>>58443833
Me too.

Love you all. I wish I could do more to stop SOPA, but as a Britfag, it can't be helped.

See you on the other side /a/nons.

>YFW it passes and nothing changes.

Breaking news: Handbags are the latest target of piracy.

Protect your handbags!

>goto stream link
>nigger talking about toothpic piracy
wat?

>I'm a retard who can't into new technology.

>I dont know much about dem fancy technological things
>talking about pirated perfume

I love you guys

>>58443051
>That was the gayest shit...ever.
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/38FlyingGiraffes
>FlyingGiraffes xD

4chan is like a retard.

It demands more care and attention than usual.

So how long are these payed off shmucks going to talk about shit they know nothing about? I just want the know the results.

>>58443960

It's gay because the comic assumes everyone on 4chan has had a horrible life, thats why they enjoy it here.

That old nigger doesn't even know what the fuck he's talking about. He just said he doesn't use any of that "fancy tehnology"

>>58444007
>implying it's false

>>58444009
>Aww shit, those /a/ faggots are freaking out, I'm gonna troll them.

Goodbye, you lovable faggots.

If 4chan goes down though would that really be such a bad thing?

>>58444033

>implying just because you've had a horrible life means I have

Me on the left.

>The internet is like Las Vegas
I didn't know Las Vegas had loli.

>>58444091
You can take stuff for free in Las Vegas?

>The Internet is like Las Vegas.

>>58444082
>Implying anyone gives a shit about your life.

>>58444093
Stop it

Pawn shops = internets

I always find it amusing when people say "The virtual world"

>Internet is complex.
No you are just a dumb old nigger.

>>58444082
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR LIFE
go to >>>>/personalblog/

>>58444073
Depends, maybe you will be able to have a life IRL, make some friends and shit normalfags do and enjoy, sadly, you will never enjoy them and you will end un with major depressive disorder and commiting suicide after you realize no 3DPD bitch will be at your waifu's level...
Feels bad man ;_;

4chan is like a plant.

It'll shrivel up then die when you stop pissing on it.

>>58444082
Fuck off then
>steam
You clearly don't belong here.

The internet is like a pawn shop. You can go in and get stuff.

>>58444173

That's exactly why the comic is bad, it relies on the fact that everyone has had a bad life.

>>58444222
Can you please stop posting? your existence is offensive to the board.

>criminal activity

Too much comparisons! My brain can't handle all of them.

wow finally someone who is not a fucking retarded

>>58442722

first, fuck you for being a gullible stupid faggot who lacks critical reading and common sense skills

second

>>58442507

>>>/pol/

third, i beleive you guys mean SOPA.

>>58444263

Sir have I offended you in some way?

If I get sextuple 4chan will get shutdown.
58444324  

>>58444222
>>/soc/

I will miss you guys, but I''m not too worried. 1TB of anime and real life will keep me busy, I guess...

>>58444320
What if I want to discuss the SOPA with my beloved /a/?

>Stream goes down when the opposition has the floor

Coincidence?

4chan is like a poorly maintained carpet.

You won't be able to remove those shitty stains anymore.

One question, anons.

Let's suppose a BR in Brazil are downloading some movie or game made in america using torrent or uploaders.
Will that BR be arrested in his homeland by request of American Laws? Will this Bill allow it?

Is that wrote on what SEC.?

>>58444387
>stream goes down
No it didn't.

>>58444387
Still up for me.

The stream on keepthewebopen died.

>>58444411
>444411
>4444
>11

Just use the
mfile.akamai.com/65764/live/reflector:39480.asx?bkup=39655&prop=n
in VLC/MPC-HC/Whatevah

>>58444411
no

>>58444411
No

>>58444411
You'll be extradited and sent to Guantanamo if caught.

>>58444411
Nope.
But you probably won't have a site TO download it from

>The world as Obama wants it

>>58442720
How will I find you Taiga if 4chan goes down?
;_;

Mangatraders goes down, why

>>58444635

>>58444608
C:\My Deepest Secrets\Chinese Cartoons\Best Love Story Ever Told

>>58444635
It's up again, thanks God

http://keepthewebopen.com/sopa
>superior stereo audio

I'll miss you guys...

4chan is like a bottle of wine.

Only it's left outside the fridge, uncorked, for far too long.

I wouldn't miss you because you all live in my heart.

If this place does ever shut down in the near future, I would just like to say that you guys were the closest to friends I've ever had. I sincerely hope that we can continue many more years together in this shit hole.

I love each and every one of you, faggots.

>>58444795
No one cares about you

>>58444881
Okay ;~;

I will miss all you guy, I even love all the tripfriends
except Park ranger,she could die for all i care

>>58444905
>Pork Wrangler
>she
...

Even as a newfag to /a/, I'll miss you all.

Stay safe, stay strong.

>>58444905
>Park Ranger
>She

Now they're talking about CP

you know I'm glad that /a/ is being destroyed
it's give me time to do my work
which will allow me to go to politics
which will allow me to repeal the bill
so I can go on /a/ again

>>58444905
I'll miss all of you, guy, too.

So the end of world is near...

I wish I had watched more anime.

>>58444881
But I care about him/her/it, because I love everyone in this board, and even in some other boards

>nerds
I don't even care anymore...

>>58444795
We'll see you on /moe/

would you look at this faggot...

>>58442675
Someone post the one with the last panel saying "You're still a faggot though"

>>58445017
wait nvm...he's on our side...

At least we've got that place to fall back to, eh?

>>58444940
>>58444947
Park ranger is a woman, that's why it explains a lot of things

>nerds
NERDS!

I like this guy.

Finally. This guy knows what he's talking about.

>>58445049
http://chaffetz.house.gov/

Wait if that stupid bill passes in murrica does that mean even eurofags won't be able to access this site anymore?
Seriously guys , I'll miss you if this shut down.

My only regret is that I didn't actually watch anime.

>>58444795

>>58444795
we all live in sniper island?

>Nerds

>nerd
this guy is on our side faggots

I will find a way to continue DYC. I swear.

AS THE FINAL BILL PASSES, YOU REALIZE THAT YOU HAVE NEVER COME SO CLOSE TO YOUR OWN DESTRUCTION. NOT EVEN THE FIGHT WITH D'SPARIL AND HIS DISCIPLES HAD BEEN THIS DESPERATE. GRIMLY YOU STARE AT THE GATES WHICH OPEN BEFORE YOU, WONDERING IF THEY LEAD HOME, OR IF THEY OPEN ONTO SOME UNDREAMED-OF HORROR. YOU FIND YOURSELF WONDERING IF YOU HAVE THE STRENGTH TO GO ON, IF NOTHING BUT DEATH AND PAIN AWAIT YOU. BUT WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO, IF THE WILL TO FIGHT IS GONE? CAN YOU FORCE YOURSELF TO CONTINUE IN THE FACE OF SUCH DESPAIR? DO YOU HAVE THE COURAGE? YOU FIND, IN THE END, THAT IT IS NOT WITHIN YOU TO SURRENDER WITHOUT A FIGHT. EYES WIDE, YOU GO TO MEET YOUR FATE.

I like how this guy is calling them all out on not knowing jack shit about what they're trying to pass legislation on. Good man.

Guys, get in here
OFFICIAL SOPA THREAD

>>>/v/120722836


>>>/v/120722836


>>>/v/120722836


>>>/v/120722836


>>>/v/120722836

>I'm not enough of a nerd.

>yfw any reaction image you post is copyrighted and you will be sent to prison for doing so

>>58445179
Fuck off and kill yourself please

>>58445179
>/v/
I'll pass.

>>58445179
>official
Why would we discuss it with /v/, of all people?
/g/ or /pol/ are much better if we wanted to do so.

That thing in front of you...
It's a Microphone, woman.

>>58445179
>/v/

Fuck off.

>>58445179
>/v/ - The Vidya
Why haven't you got a girlfriend yet?
No. Fuck you.

>>58445179
>/v/
No thanks.

Hey, /a/nons if we can't see each other again. 'Twas fun hanging out with you mofos. I hadn't come in here since after the EE shitstorm until iM@S started. Goodbye, my /a/nons, it was fun while it lasted again!

captcha: was depregem

>mfw this bill passes