just as long as you don't touch my neck (I fucking hate that

>>57719645

Yeah alright come on in

Yes, but we will have to stack up.

get inside

>>57719980
Fucking Australia.

>>57719980

Onee-chan is here for you!
m-..moe~

>>57719980
>Australian
>Squish a pig spider with tissue
>Babies everywhere
>Get these fucking spiders off me
>Flailing and slapping myself

I still have flash backs at night.

>>57719980
Fuck. We are screwed.

>>57719688
I SHALL SHOW YOU THE DANCE OF MY PEOPLE

>>57720056
*big

Oh god I saw this same thread yesterday morning. These spiders aren't moe at all!

>That feel when intense arachnophobia.

>>57720061

D-doushio~

Sister... Sister..? Why does it hurt so much

Fuck your shit, I can't into this thread. ;_;;_;
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the things I would do to her.

>walk through spider-web
>flail arms around like theres a noose around my neck

Goddammit, I know someone I can't see is laughing too.

I was under the impression that thou doth enjoy spiders.

Then, it would be in your best interest if you stay tuned for the next post.

Behold! All the spiders you and your onee-chan can handle!

aren't they just adorable?

>>57720253
holy jesus what is that

>Bee-kun! Daijobou?

>>57720235
>>57720253

That is truly horrifying.

>>57720253

is that the hentai with the horse fucking the milf?

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>>57719688
>>57720058
>>57720083
>>57720155
>>57720284
This species is truly cute. I'd keep one as a pet if i knew where to get one.

>be 3
>love spiders and bugs of all kinds and sizes
>"helping" dad mow the front yard
>looking at a spider in a web
>loose balance
>face first into the web
>scarred for life

I can't even look at pictures of spiders because I remember that the photo is being projected onto the back of my eyeball.

>>57720305
'tis a bull, good sir.

>>57720339
I would like to knwo the source but i know i would probably enter a spiral of perversion.
I think i'm going to leave this thread.

>>57720253
>>57720235
Ah, Japan, you never cease to amaze me...

>>57720284
i don;t have that pic

added to my spider folder

>>57720056
>Australia.
>Fapping.
>See something on wall in the corner of my eye.
>Big ass Huntsman.
I wasn't man enough to stare it in the eyes and finish like a boss.

>>57720380
Why would you? It's censored crap.

>>57720380
Kowaku no Toki, my good chum. Other highlights include:

Tasers!

>>57720206

>>57720414
>Australia
>Have spare key under potted plant
>Underside of pot is an arachnid apartment complex
>Fuck it I'll climb through a window

not one of my favorites, but gets the job done

>>57720483
Have they paid the rent, yet?

I hear you Australians can;t even refresh in the pool w/o checking for those pesky funnel web spiders

>>57720414
Now he knows you are weak. Rape is imminent.

so what the Australia version of the brown recluse?

>>57720231
>walking along patio
>notice spiderweb mere moments before contact
>feel like a goddamn ninja

that feel when you feel itchy

>>57720672
I don't follow?

>>57720235
>>57720253

Fuck you, I never care for spider threads since I like them but god damn these pics.

>>57720504
Don't eels have teeth?

>>57720780
i think so

>>57720750
Everytime I go outside and walk on grass wearing less than long sleeves and pants, I get the irrational feeling that something is crawling on me.
Fuck the outside world.

>>57720324
Jumping spider, they're tiny and you can find them everywhere. They rarely bite either so if you really felt like keeping one as a pet it's not the worst choice.

>>57720672
Most likely the red back if you're meaning poisonous as fuck and to kill with fire at all costs.

>>57720672
Redback, maybe.

Why the fuck would you keep a spider for a pet?

>>57720901
>>57720904
do they like to hide in bed sheets

our black widows don;t like that and stay in the basements and stuff

>>57720931
Some people just want to watch the world burn.

>>57720954
They hide in rusted pipes and old cans, shoes, that sort of thing. The Funnel Web climbs into clothes that have been left on the floor, and that thing is even more fatal than the Redback.

>>57720954
They like to hide in everything, shoes, washing, clothes lines, fucking anywhere that is left alone for half an hour

They're venomous enough to require a hospital trip as far as I know, but not life threatening

>>57720997
do they do this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_recluse_spider_bite

>>57721053
Not really, but we do have the Sydney Funnelweb, which does this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death
damn quickly as well

>>57720931
In most cases I wouldn't but the jumping spiders have that same look as a kitten that makes you want to touch them. I love how they tuck their legs in so close and the big eyes emanate trustworthiness.

>>57721053
No, thank god.

>this thread

>>57721053
Hmmm, necrotic venom.

Nah, the spiders over here pack neuro-toxins. Nausea, severe pains, possible coma, hyper-tension that sort of stuff. Shit that has the potential to kill. The funnel-webs are sadistic bastards. They don't just bite once, they attack repeatedly and cause large puncture wounds.

>>57721053
No, just your usual run of the mill swelling, nausea, cramping, nervous system venom.

wh...Why all the hate a..againt spiders?
it..it's n..not our fault we're not po..popular

This fucking thread man, I was almost over my fear of spiders. Fucking itchy all over.

>>57721169
Not just that, they're aggressive motherfuckers.
Most spiders leave you well alone if you don't piss them off, but funnelwebs will actually chase you
White-tails are also pretty aggressive, but there is a lot of misconceptions about how dangerous they actually are.

>>57721179
fear=/=hate. Plus it's spider's nature to bite and cause horrible pain and injury, if you don't fear their venom at the very least I wonder how you're still alive.

onii chan don't you want to come in and play?


The Brazilian wondering spider often said to be the most venomous spiders in the world requesnts the South American jungle and likes to hide in banana trees often called the banana spider. It has been know to hitch rides in banana bundles in appear in grocery stores all over the world

we only have these

they are actually really cute and fluffy :3

they hide away in the day and come out at night, mostly

>>57721170
> the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours

>>57721240
Are they daddy long-leg spiders?

>>57721240
Apparently those things have a really potent venom, but their fangs are too short to penetrate human skin.

>>57721240
Those look like Opiliones not spiders. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones

>>57721240
Those things are alright when they're alone, problem is they like to show up in swarms.

>>57721275
Every fucking spider thread goddamnit.

>>57721275
myth busted

>>57721227
No venomeus spiders in my country, only cute fluffy ones

>>57721227
Rather than fearing them you should respect them, let them do their thing, and be aware of the most likely places for them to be.
Common sense is the best way to avoid bad experiences with spiders

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWASwBWyUXI

Look at my god damn harem

>>57721230

>>57721327
Fuck you. I'm not going to open that.

>>57721312
You don't fear being bitten by spiders? I don't need respect to sit in the same room as a huntsman and ignore it while not touching it.

>>57721230
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVxTQd50M24

>>57721327
THEY ARE FALLING DOWN ON MY FACE!!!!

>>57721327
Same as the guy calling them cute. Those aren't spiders they're opiliones

>>57721374
I was cringing the entire time.

>>57721312
> see a medium sized spider (for my country) build a net on my rooms window
> thinking about throwing him out
> don't do it
> watch him catch flies for at least 6 weeks
> mfw he is now probably dead because no more flies in winter

>>57721357
>Implying a huntsman will bite you
>Implying anything would happen even if it did
They're one of the most harmless spiders around

>>57721275
I'll explain since no one else did. The cellar spider (Also known as daddy long legs) is believed to have a potent venom but lack fangs long enough to bite people, this is wrong. The cellar spider can bite it just has a mild venom.

Spiders are slowly nibbling away at your feet when your are asleep, and there is nothing you can do about it.

I heard you guys were having a party, can I join?

>>57721425
It was an example dickweed. My point is it is rational to fear a harmful event.

>>57721476
wtf? plague?

>>57721476
I read the entire thread with just a little itchiness now my teeth are aching

>>57721405
>>57721405
Spiders don't need to eat for long periods of time. He'll survive as long as something doesn't eat him.

in a few years we'll have spider-human hybrids

>>57721476

That's just because dude doesn't wear socks...

>>57721549

>>57720504
>>57720447
>>57720253
>>57720235

Looks like it's fapping time.

How bout centipedes?

>>57721212

Arachnophobia is common as fuck isn't it?

I used to love spiders and other bugs, but over time, I've seen and read more and more horror stories of the spiders we have and where they live. I've killed hundreds of redbacks over the years I guess. It got to the point I had a can of spray and a stick to first stun the fucker (since normal spray doesn't kill them) then crush it, every time I went downstairs to search for stuff.

Now even harmless huntsman (even daddy long legs if caught off guard) scare the fuck out of me when I look over the room, look back and someone has decided to come out from hiding covering the area the span of almost my hand.

Chill out guys I got this. Break up the brick shits with some comedy

>>57721549

pokemon knows how to make spiders moe

>>57721516
and my point is it wouldn't be a harmful event

>>57721053

>>57721335

I'm so glad I live further north than Brisbane, I've herd they've finally made it up that far, then again I never leave the house really. But I'm sure they attack humans rarely, as setting off their detector would scream 'something HUGE just tripped my wire'.

>>57721689
I had my fist balled up thinking "Don't do it man, don't do it!"

There's entire Doujins about spidergirls, you guys don't like them?

>>57721721
Lived in brisbane half my life and have never seen one, nor do I know anyone who has

>>57721744
I liked the ant one better.

>>57721689
though its the tiny ones you really got to be afraid of dont you

>>57721744
Life with arachne is pretty good

>>57721766
she's kawaii too

>>57721735
Jesus christ, what the fuck is that?!

>>57721699
I can't stop imagining that thing hanging from my ceiling and I am seriously freaking the fuck out.

>>57721795

or the one with the arm-less snake and the frog

>>57721744

Spidergirls are a big fetish of mine.

There's not enough material out there. ;_;

>staying over at bros place
>ask him where I'm going to sleep
>he points at a bed
>there's a huge clusterfuck of a spiderweb with two big spiders in it
>I tell him to get rid of them
>"no"
>my face the entire night

>>57721689
I thought that was someone pushing their penis towards a spider at first, took me a moment to realize it was only a finger.

>>57721842
In time there will be more.

>>57721832
 I would wreck that frog.

>>57721744
>that feel when legit arachnophobia
>that feel when boners from spider girls
>that feel when you combine those feels
Anybody else get these feels?

>>57721874
Roy Rondo does.

This is under your bed, and guess who comes out to play when the lights go off.

>>57721874
sometimes you just gotta go with the flow, and cry afterwards

I live in Oklahoma
Throughout my years in school, ten or more kids had to go to the hospital because of brown recluse bites.
They'd come back to school with casts on, and when they were removed they left these terrifying semi-moist dark holes, and smelled like a dead animal.
Fuck spiders.

Are you thirsty Onii-chan?

All right, I guess I have to now...

ONII-CHAN!!! ONII-CHAN!!! B-B-BIRD!! T-THIS B-B-BIRD WAS WATCHING YOU FROM OUTS-SIDE ONII-CHAN!!! I S-SAID "NO GO AWAY" B-BUT HE WOULDN'T!! S-S-SO I H-HAD TO TAKE CARE OF HIM!!! HE WANTED TO H-HURT YOU ONII-CHAN!!! B-B-BUT I W-WON'T LET THAT EVER HAPPEN!!!

YOU'RE MY ONII-CHAN!!! YOU'RE THE BESTEST ONII-CHAN!!! YOU'RE GONNA BE MY HUSBAND ONII-CHAN!!!! ONE DAY, ONII-CHAN!!! YOU WILL BE MINE!!!

>>57721935
You niggers are pissing me off. Those are OPILIONES not spiders.

>>57721990
Dammit! Now I can't finish my soda.

>>57721636
OH FUCKING HELL, just watching that makes me cringe.

>>57721874

Do you get boners from this also?

>>57722068
Really? I chuckled at him flailing and nocking over the camera like some horror movie. Also I've seen so many people try the same thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTEIMDb5qfg
>Gainax end

>>57722093
And then you see him run past the fallen camera

Stay away from Onii-chan!

the feel when I can't look at a spider without hearing little animu girl voices in my head anymore. I couldn't even clean out the cobwebs in our home's shed because I kept hearing "onii-chan...I promise I'll be a good girl so...please let me stay.."

>>57722116
that's just unfair

>>57721636
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRV4d9LCawU

Hey.

Hey guys.

I found something cool in my yard, should I dig it up?

>>57722150

Then we have done our job correctly.

I also hear the same thing. It amuses me a great deal.

>>57722051
It's part of the arachnid family.

>>57722182
NOPE

>>57722182

Looks valuable, think Ill just dig around the edges...

>>57722051
I know right
>2011
>Not knowing the difference between Araneae and Opiliones

>That feel when you are Australian and none of the Spider images phase me.

Eat some concrete and harden the fuck up, Northern equator.

>>57722191
So are scorpions, are scorpions spiders?

>>57722116
That was so cool. It was like some low level friend fighting an end level boss and he just takes the punches like he doesn't feel them then starts running around too fast to be seen and the side character starts seeing numerous copies of the boss then, BAM attack from the back and the extra staggers while coughing up blood.

I love these threads.

>>57722219

Hey.. It wont it wont come out of the ground....

What...

What is...OH NO...

Onii-chan, you've filled me up so much I'm gonna burst!

Sorta related. Anyone want to dump the rest of Guu-tan, I seem to have lost it

>>57722225
Opiliones are arachae but they aren't spiders. It's like calling a scorpion a spider than saying they are both arachnids

>>57722261

>>57722261
the fuck

>>57722281
I thought it was a gif and it would pop and spider would come crawling out

>>57722199

I want to believe.

>>57722300
I'm on it.

>>57722300
anyone got the one with the cockroach girl?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdXDDhgGDsI
>this thread
>/a/

>>57722175
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRV4d9LCawU
>i told you not to play with spiders
dat daughter

>>57722349

>>57722300

Is this that one from the H-manga?

>>57722371

>>57722261
what the fuck

fuck
fuck

>>57722387

>>57722261

OH GOD..
There..I think there's more of them INSIDE IT...

>>57722349
I wonder how they fuck.

>>57722399
Guu-tan's father is so reliable...

>>57722261

>>57722371
>>57722349
>>57722300
I LOVE the father, he's awesome.

>>57722414

>>57722427
And... We're done.

>>57722422
Oh what the fucking actual hell.

>>57722441
hhhnnnggg as fuck.

>>57722427
>>57722414
>>57722400
>>57722399
>>57722387
>>57722371
>>57722349
>>57722300
This is some moe~ass shit!!!

Good God HHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>57722443
someone give me more of these to shop. shits fun

>>57722486

Anyone got the one with the little cockroach girl?

>>57722498
what are those things?

>>57722531
Dicks

No, really

I don't mind spiders. They helped me fighting moth larvae in my kitchen so they are bros.

>>57721689
Jesus they move fast...

Hey buddy, don't forget to wipe.

>>57722531
Look like gooseneck barnacles

Uguuu~

Felt a slight tickle on my arm and jumped like fuck.

FUCK ALL OF YOU

>this thread

>>57722605
>look that up on wikipedia
>In Portugal and Spain, they are a widely consumed and expensive delicacy

fuck, I wouldn't mind trying that once.

awh shit.. not this thread. urgh.

>>57722616
what the fucking tentacle rape is that?

>>57722646
I just wanna be your friend, anon~

>>57722680
they have them in the states. called gooey ducks or some shit.

>>57722686
Here, eat this.

It will calm you down!

>guu

what the actual fuck

>>57722686
Miyako would let me sleep next to her, why won't you?

>>57722776
I just clenched my teeth as hard as I could watching that.
Fuck you.

>>57722697

I'm big enough I could keep your feet warm at night.

Wouldn't you like that?

>>57722776

Fuck this thread!
Can´t even put my feet on the ground anymore.

>>57722861
If you're doing these, could I make a request?

Could I get "Do you think this is a motherfucking game" on Peking here.

I'll continue posting my spiders.

>>57722789

FROM THE MAKERS OF POCKET SAND!!!

For those of you who are afraid to put your feet on the floor, they'll find other ways!!

>>57722951

Lazy, but dozo~

>>57723049
Cool, thx.

Have an angry vagina.

Imagine putting your dick near this!

The australian funnel web spider is known for hiding in shoes. It repeatedly bites it's envisioned threat. It is found throughout eastern australia

Anon-kun, denwa~!

>>57720407
Is that the original of SCP-966? What's it from?

This is why I viciously kill any and every single spider I ever see.

They are nature's most horrific and terrifying creature.

Anon-kun, I hope you take responsibility!

>>57723099

The food god is getting ready to put the half-price sticker on the bento.

How many will fight to the death tonight?

>>57723071

Okay, let's get this started:

Huntsman - the tough-looking, tough-talking scary girl who is actually harmless and wants to protect you from the more dangerous girls
Brown Huntsman - the really tall, shy girl who runs away when you approach her
Funnel Web - the psychotic yangire girl, who'll kill you first chance

Any more worth adding?

>>57723334
Oh that's fucking great!

>>57723351
running out of ideas / needing to do homework

>>57723380
Make sure you study hard!

>>57723367

This thread reminded me of monster-girl quest.
how i wish for part 2 to come out soon

>>57723499
A spider would make quick work of her.

>>57723499

>Be 11
>Terrified of spiders
>Play Resident Evil
>"Pfft, fuck this pussy shit. This isn't scary!"
>Get to the Guardhouse
>See pic
>Turn off the PS1
>Snap the disc
>Burn it
>Play Silent Hill instead

I woke up one night to a huge spider hissing by my face.

I didn't even know spiders could hiss.

Though, I don't really mind spiders anymore. My dad had a policy, you could kill any insect but not spiders.

>>57723548
Imagine walking thru the woods at night and running into this!

>>57723575
Fucking hell...

I wonder if that myth of eating 10 spiders in your lifetime is true.

>>57723617
Or waking up to this!

>>57723692
JESUS CHRIST!

>>57721593
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2hetqpfg
Itadakimasu~!

Im s..s...sorry I kept you up all night Onii-chan. Now you're going to be sleepy at school.

Anyone have the video of the really tiny spider that looks cute as hell with the big eyes on youtube?

IIRC, it was a reddish spider.

Looked a bit like
>>57723871
and
>>57723449

>Live in yurop
>No big spiders

Fuck all of you