"Look at this fucking loser. Jesus christ how could he think I'd ever like someone as pathetic as him?"

I don't have one, but probably...

thanks for making me feel lke shit op

love at first sight

>>57507618
she'd find me delightful because she is my waifu

>W-why does he spend all of his time in front of a computer? There's nothing wrong with doing that on occasion, but it shouldn't be your entire life. And why did he drop out!? Education is important. Jeez, get your life back together.

- unsocial.
- wouldn't be good at having conversations when needed.
- Lazy and unmotivated.
- to weak to help one with heavy stuff.

It's nice being free. But I think I'd feel absolute shit because of this thread you dick.

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Closest thing I have to a waifu is Tomo (Azumanga Daioh) and I think she would approve of my ability to think up dickish things to do and willingness to listen to her craziness, but I don't think she'd magically fall in love with me.

>>57507699

>>57507644
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"Why does that freak keeps staring at me so much? Oh god, he's getting closer, he's going to rape me, oh god, please someone, help me"

Everyone's getting doubles.

>>57507777

I'd have to be a trap or have a fragment before she would even acknowledge me.

"Wanna play karuta?"

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>>57507777
Jesus tittyfucking christ.

>>57507777

And you, my friend, are getting quads.
Check em.

>>57507777
WELP

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>mfw trying to get dubs in my own thread.

>>57507811

"He's nice. Kinda cute. A little chubby though. He's also a musician. Maybe it could work!"

and no, she's not a K-on.

>Whoa, guess that guy really doesn't like the barber's.
>But he's nice, well-spoken, and smiles, so I guess he can't be all THAT bad.
>Oh, hey, he's accepting the food. That's nice of him.
>Not a bad person. Guess I'll see him around.

>>57507878

>7878

mfw i have no face.

something along "oh, an even bigger failure of a human being than me."

>>57507878
>7878
we need to go deeper

>>57507618
>Not bad
>He's so handsome and such a gentlemen
>He drives such a nice car and has a steady job
>What great taste in anime
>He's so sweet to me
>I think I'm in love

Something along those lines I would assume.

kimoi

>>57507948
And then you wake up.

I just hope she notices i'm a fellow lefty.

Her reaction would be pretty cute to watch.

[inchorent mess I cannot understand]

>>57508001
>off by one

Baka.

She'd probably stare at my hair because I'm a redhead.

My personality is like a combination of Shinji and Sakura's.

I don't have the overwhelming insecurity or rape urges like Shinji, but I am an ass to most people.

I'm not a slut nor do I have worms like Sakura, but I do try to make an effort to be nice to people I like.

I think she'd probably like me.

>>57508038
But she comes from animeland. Everyone has red hair. And blue. And green. And so on.

>>57508060
Yeah, but they're a lot less diverse in K-ON! The most unusual hair there is Mugi and she's blond.

Tall, blonde haired gaijin.. She'd probably stare at me for a moment and ask in perfect engrish if I need directions or something after I stand there for a while with a stupid dumbfounded look on my face.

>>57508060

not in K-on land.
unless you're british

>>57508052
I'm kinda like that, except replace Shinji with Shirou. I'm not an ass, but I can be a bit stupid at times.

It looks like we are at a stalemate, fellow Rider fan.

"umm...anooo.....etoooo....ko...konnichiwa"
yep, just like in my chinese cartoons

What? You have 22 years and you aren't magus? Don't make me laugh, you think that by being lazy shit you become sorcerer by 30? That's pathetic.
;______;

>>57508115

It's all good. For now, I think it's enough to say that fine men have fine taste.

We should have a wine tasting party sometime and discuss matters of intelligence, how stupid Rin fans are and the various finer things in life.

When I dream about my waifu, I don't even try to think of the real me as the "main character". Rather I self-insert myself into her canon love interest. That's how pathetic I am. I can't even dream of having my waifu like me.

>>57508154
Hm, yes, quite. And I shall bring my monocle and wear it under my glasses.

Because I'm fat and I don't take showers. It's been a while since I cleaned my dick too, building up some smegma so a my waifu will eat it.

I think it would go alright if I just called her very weird nicknames to exert my dominance on her. (she loves that)

My master, I will remain by your side and pledge my loyalty to you forever. It seems you lack the ability to communicate with people, and your English seems atrocious and needs work. Shall I teach you with utmost level of strictness? It would be harsh, but it would really pay off the latter. Moreover, in return, I want to learn more about yourself, and I'll do my best to become your future wife.

>I cant believe how often you sit around and do nothing. Is there even a brain in that skull of yours? You're a hopeless virgin. The only chance you could ever have is with a late blooming virgin like myself.

And everything went better than expected.

In real terms?
I'm not her husbando.

She'll like me because she likes poorfags.

>Wow you are a dragon dildo craftsman?!
>Can I try out your exquisite collection of imitation animal penii?

>>57507664
I'm sure you're a decent guy.

>>57508315
You make your own dragon dildos?

>>57508362
I am skilled in the arts of ceramic, silicone, and metal fabrication of animal shaped phallus.

>>57508382

>>57508333
I see you're getting better at this.

"How the hell did he get to Gensokyo?"

>>57508398
UDILDOW

My license plate. If you ever see me on the road give me a honk.

>>57508456
Pfft haha

>>57508410
Thanks. How are you doing?
A drawfag did my request, by the way.

She'll probably friendzone me immediately.
Not that I'm complaining, she seems like a total bro.
>hanging out with Ayase and Tsugumi all day, every day

>>57508486
>Thanks. How are you doing?
I think I might have a serious heart problem.
>A drawfag did my request, by the way.
In the big one? You lucky bastard!

>>57508581
No, in a waifu request thread. It wasn't even the OP I think, but another guy.

>This guy doesn't seem that bad. He works hard and gets good grades. But he is nothing compared to Hayate.

I am so jelly of non-harem waifu bros here ;_;

>It wasn't even the OP I think, but another guy.
That's usually how mine got done.

>>57508723
Well, now I have a nice exploitable.

>>57508865
>J-OFF!
>anime about female masturbation

Make it hapen

>>57508941
Hahaha, I thought of that also. Some day, when I have infinite monies.

>thread still up.

why.jpg

>>57509029
Please let me know if you come up with anything. Note that many stupid-sounding phrases have become popular.

>>57509095

>>57509188
"Wall of text imminent"?

>>57509188
Do "whito piggu go homu"

"Fuck you captcha"

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>>57509386
OK, give me a minute.

>>57509274

>>57509319
Tell me if you want the box repositioned.

>>57509386

>>57509466
Fucking saved

"I'm going to tell him so hard that he'll be told to death"

>>57509597
Here, have this one too.

>>57509647

I'm out of ideas.

"fucking meat pies"

"Like bags of sand"

>>57508077
Oh no, you no le didn't.

>>57509764
It's OK, I'll be here all day.

>>57509798

Do that XXXXDDDD THIS IS A SHIT copypasta

>>57509813

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>>57509878
thank you

>>57510042
A grat one

Feel free to accost me in any thread I'm tripwhoring in for an Imouto computer image.

I'll be taking requests here for another half hour.

"just five more minutes"

>>57510338

"fucking coalgirls"

"go climb a wall of dicks"

At this rate she going to become fucking-tan.

>>57510908

"What happened to this thread?"

>>57510908
Second one.

>>57511017

>>57510908

Thanks, I'm saving all of these.

He's not a bully, is he?