For fuck's sake, I'm a shut-in with a bathroom here, I'm not one of those morbidly obese giants who've totally fused with their couches.

NEET isn't the same thing as hikikomori, being unemployed doesn't mean you're a shut-in too.

>>57469245
>his bathroom is around the corner rather than up a flight of stairs.
I jelly.

>>57469269
How did you arrive at the conclusion piss bottle = hikikomori/shut-in?

>>57469280
It's up TWO flights of stairs you slovenly sack of santorum.

I used to when I was super socially withdrawn that I would not even leave my room. Now I can go around my house, but still not outside the house

Bottle-pissing and floor-shitting belongs in /jp/.

>>57469348
>Bottle-pissing and floor-shitting belongs in /jp/.
Yes, you belong in /b/ but you are still here aren't you?

Been a NEET/Hikiomori for 3 years now, shit sucks ;_;

>>57469373
Why?

I have a job interview today, I might actually be able to change my hikikomori ways.

>>57469385
Good luck friend!

>>57469369
FUCKIN' SCORE

Of course.

I used to, because my toilet is outside and I browse the internet naked, and putting on pants just to take a piss was too much effort.

I don't anymore, though.

>>57469373
Don't feel too bad, my sixth year is coming right up, personally.

Piss bottle?
No.
Spit bottle?
Yes.

>>57469319

Self-projection bro.

>>57469474

Why? How much saliva do you need to produce to even consider doing this? Christ.

>>57469245
I remember about that news about a fat guy that needed help getting oout of his house and chair. Chair had worms in it,

Used to be a hikki, never left the house for more than 5 years or talked to anyone besides my mother.

Then i started to get up and finally get some proper qualification and started to leave my house more often/get in contact with old friends again.

You can do it /a/.

>>57469527
Humanity disgusts me

>>57469527
Sounds like ledouch

>>57469474
Unlike piss you can just swallow your spit. Unless you are into some weird shit, which is probably true being on /a/.

/a/ is slowly turning into /jp/ and I'm not sure how I feel about that.

>>57469527
Reminds me of that Seven movie...

>>57469550
And that dude actually had a girlfriend. It still amazes me everytime I remember it.

No, I live in University dorms, I talking to my dorm-mates, so I use the sink in my room, despite the corridor having it's own toilet. And when I need to shit, I go to the reception public toilet downstairs.

>>57469544

but i don't wanna do it

>sakura_matou_fat_inflation_fetish.jpeg

>>57469599
>so I use the sink in my room
You still disgust me. A piss bottle would be more appropriate.

>>57469597
Why? Who are these people that want to date these things...

>>57469597
>Fat guy who fused with his chair
Finally some anons feel good about themselves
>Girlfriend
Massive anon suicide rates.

Got 8 sitting next to my desk, I'll clear them up at some point. Good thing no one comes in my room...

>>57469655
>Not chucking them into your neighbor's backyard

>>57469655

>>57469655
That's why I stopped doing it. Cleaning up is a pain.

>Officers who responded to the scene said that the man's skin was fused to the fabric of chair and that he was sitting in his own feces and urine with maggots visible.


JESUS CHRIST WAT

>>57469373
I've been one for 4 years and it's great. Not sure what you're doing wrong.

>>57469655
>Not distributing them in elementary schools

>>57469655
Post a pic or you're lying.

>>57469655
I actually have two one gallon jugs full of piss next to my desk. Some might same I have a problem.

>>57469522
Right now I have a cold, so all the slime and shit that gathers in my throat and nasal cavity goes there.

>>57469630

>>57469701
There's got to be a point where you're wondering what the fuck that pain is that's eating your skin

>>57469369
Both of you faggots belong at gaia, there maybe someone would would give a shit about you shitty online identity

>>57469713
I have no source of income thats what sucks about it for me

It's like i'm on /jp/.

1 1/2 year neet here

No piss bottles, my room is mostly clean.

>>57469738
Maggots only eat dead flesh. So really you'd only feel movement.

>>57469744
No shit on bro, bro. He is a good trip-friend.

>>57469718
If I can't put in the effort to go downstairs for a piss what makes you think I'd go through the effort of taking a picture and putting it on here? Also they're mostly from when I drink alone in my room and don't want to walk through the living room and kitchen to get to the toilet.

>>57469726
What the fuck, no seriously, what the fuck.

No piss bottles but my trash bin is overflowing with tissues.

>>57469798
>tissues

I just let it fall where it may.

>>57469751
As long as you have parents putting a roof over your head and giving you food to eat, that's all you should need, isn't it?

I'm a firm believer that auto-urine drinking has numerous positive effect.

>>57469815
Get out Marquez

>>57469701
How'd he get his food if he was stuck to the chair for 2 years. Who would brave the stench of such a thing to feed him.

>>57469793
There's also quite a heap of toilet paper I used for sneezing on the the plates I've eaten instant noodles from.
Also ~ 30 empty 1,5liter soda bottles on the floor with another ~20 in the wardrobe.

>>57469814
It's not like his parents live for ever.

>>57469856
His girlfriend

>>57469856
His girlfriend.

>>57469860
Must be nice to have supportive parents.

I was a NEET for a solid year before I finally got back into college. Shit sucked near the end of that year, I felt like a useless piece of shit and people kept asking me if I was taking any classes. I finally broke down and applied to a university, managed to get in, had a boost to my confidence. Now, near the end of my first term back in school, I long for my days as a NEET. Days without responsibility, days where I could sleep as long as I wanted. I know it's short sighted, but shit I hate being responsible.

>>57469655
Same guy here, I accidentally drank piss out of one of them once after a heavy night drinking, woke up and thought it was water in the bottle. You can imagine my face when I realised I had a mouthful of piss.

>>57469863
That's when you take the whole heritage and live on that for some time.

>>57469856
His girlfriend

forever alone ;_;

>>57469879
>Supportive
More like not-give-a-fuck

Clean your room /a/

>>57469655

You disgust me.

>>57469856
FEED ME GIRLFRIEND

>>57469929
They support you, that's something.
Mine would never allow me to even live with them unless I pay rent.

>>57469701
> in a home in Bellaire, Ohio
not sure if serious

>>57469960
They are willing to bear with me until I finish studying.

I love these threads. I don't even watch anime.

>>57469980
I love these posts. I don't even like normalfags.

>>57469979
You study?
And live in such a messy room at home?

Right now I'm slowly devolving into a NEET until I get into University. But seriously even I clean my room and make sure I'm presentable, try to keep from eating through boredom. Only drink water etc... There's a difference between being a NEET and a complete drain on life

I'm glad I'm not a woman, then I'd have to use a funnel or some shit.

>>57469932

Fuck, I have the exact same chair.

>>57469998
Yes, I never stated I was a NEET or anything.
My brother on the other hand...

>>57470012
I'm in university, since I am king of my own domain I can have all the piss bottles I want.

i've been in university for 2 years, failed both years, government pays for it so i'm only a burden to the state.

technically for those 2 years i've done nothing, had a girlfriend for a year but i find myself getting more boners from glorious 2d.

ain't no one topping that in this thread

>>57470040
What are you Australian?

How do you long time NEETS support yourselves? Parents?

>>57470075
Yes.
Either that or the state/government/whatever.

>>57470075
On benefits.

>>57470075

Parents.

>>57470090
>>57470099
How do you apply for these benefits? Do you need to fake some kind of disorder?

>>57470075
my brother pays my internet, so yeah, not only parents.

Been a NEET ever since i dropped out of high school 7 years ago when i was 14.

>>57470049
Having had a girlfriend automatically puts you leaps ahead of the rest of us numb nuts. Unless she was a land whale.

>>57470075
Yeah. Feels good actually having good parents who don't just give you the boot.

>>57470117
Aspergers

>>57470117
Not quite sure how it works here since I don't use them, but I guess if you have been unemployed for a certain amount of time, they pay you until you find a new job, which you should be seeking for them to give you any in the first place.

>>57470075
It's kinda retarded but I am from insanely rich family.
Not to mention the fact that I am not really a buyfag, so the money just piles up.

Even If I was socially adjusted I probably also wouldn't work.

>>57470131
>Having had a girlfriend automatically puts you leaps ahead of the rest of us

As far as being a retard? Yeah.

Only after my penis starts hurting after masturbating and then going for a piss right after.

IT BURNS

>>57470134
Feels good living in yurop

6 years and counting now, still live with parents who cover living expenses so I can spend all my benefits on figs/electronic as well as investing and saving for when they die.

Welfare master race here.

>>57470117
That varies from country to country, in some you can even get a disability pension for social anxiety, which is completely retarded but good for the people who get it, I guess.

>>57469599
Same thing, except I always go to the public restrooms downstairs. To pee and to shit. But my corridor is mostly empty, so I don't have to talk to anyone. I don't even know whether I have a neighbour or not.

> hiki
> fat
I don't get this stereotype. Most are underweight because of malnutrition.

>>57470131
she was

>>57470147
Seriously? I can get paid for this shit? Amazing. How fucking stupid is the government?

>>57470174
I love Canada.

>not pissing in a bottle

>>57470117

Just general living allowance I'd assume, job seekers allowance, council homes etc...

I say that, but I've never had a proper job in my life, Once I leave Uni - I plan to change that though. My friend who works as well as study ends up chucking £70 away in a night on nightclubs. So in that respect I like to believe that my hobby is more financially stable.

>>57470180
Me neither, must be an american thing. I am skinny as fuck.

>>57470200
>no one ever stated where in the world this happens
Don't expect everyone live in America

>>57470200
Just make sure Ron Paul loses and you'll have it forever.

>>57470180
Calling in! My diet of snacks puts me at a healthy 125 pounds.

>>57470180
This.

I've met far more skinny shut in people than fat.

Unless we are talking about USA where there are no skinny people.

I'm American and a shut-in and I'm skinny as fuck, too.

It's quite simple really, though, obesity is associated with a lack of exercise and activity typical of many shut-ins.

Any Britbros get benefits for depression/anxiety?

>>57470147

The fuck you on man? I get £250 a month from the government for having Asperges. It's a good amount of money but not nearly enough to sustain you, unless it's different in your country. Or you live at home with parent so living costs are cheaper.

>>57470177
Pound on their doors, screaming and shouting.

I can never understand how so many nerdy guys are rake thin, often outnumbering fat guy nerds. But women nerds are almost always fat. WUT DA DEAL YO.

I used to be a hikki NEET.
But unlike you fags who are dirty i washed myself everyday and used the toilet for my physical needs.

Other than that, i spend the whole day in my room, i was scared of the people who sometimes knocked the door, talked with my grandma, people in general.

used to sleep from midday to midnight and stay awake all the night.


never left my bed other to use the restroom, not even to eat.

Being a Hikki is really bad i'll tell you what.

>>57469169

I do use a piss bottle but only when winter alpine climbing

God damn this fugly sub-/b/-grade troll thread has been top post on page 0 for hours, what is it stickied or what the fuck is going on?

FYAD, mootles

I get ~925 CAN$ a month for being schizoid.
Beat that.

>>57470239
I have no doubt when I finish university next year I'll start a healthy career on the dole.

>>57470239
Yep. It isn't much though.

>>57470247
>£250/month
If you have to pay rent, I agree.
But for other necessities, it's plenty.

>>57470266
>40 minutes
>hours

Are you retarded?

Used to be a NEET with literally 0 social skills, now I´m pretty much a normalfag who watches anime and plays games. Took 4 years of concentrated effort to get to the point I am, but I´m pretty pleased with the results.Not feeling miserable 90% of the time has its perks. Still a little awkward with first meetings/parties, though. But I have a social circle, an education(2nd year!) and a attractive 3DPD girlfriend now.

For anyone who wants to pull themselves out of their situation: for me, going to school was the first step and by far the most important one.


GANBATTE NEETFAGGOTS WHO ARE TRYING TO TURN THINGS AROUND

>>57470301

get the fuck out normalfag

>>57470301

You degenerated, not evolved.

Learn the difference.

>>57470301
>a normalfag
>meetings/parties
>have a social circle
>3DPD girlfriend
>>>/facebook/

>>57470301
You don't belong here.

>>57470301
>attractive
>3DPD

>>57470301
>social circle
>education
>3DPD girlfriend
These would just make me more miserable.

>>57470301
So how did the lady come about? I'd imagine anyone transitioning from NEET would think of it as a god send.

>>57470301

.....Then again, I suspect "going to school" isn't nearly as easy a task in most countries as it is in holland.

>>57470301

Don't touch me you filthy casual

>>57470301
>Implying I'd want any of those things

>>57470352
I'd quite enjoy an education, but a social life would destroy me.

I am not really a NEET, I just don't like going out with other people to clubs/pubs/etc.

I can talk normally to everyone and even fool them to think I am some kind of party animal.

I don't have any problems at University with people, I just fucking hate social activities.

>>57470301
But I don't feel miserable 90% unlike you, I am actually scared of becoming someone like you if I get out of my house.

>>57470276
Will you drop out or do you actually finish with a degree?

>>57470301
Who in his right mind would want to participate in society when he could live online like a decent person?
If only one could download money...

>>57470301
I started going to school today.
a lot of people missed me but i didn't miss them.
i just wanna stay home.

>>57470317
>>57470329
>>57470338
>>57470346
>>57470349
>>57470352
>>57470366
Jelly as fuck.
Inb4
HURR THIS IS /a/ ABOUT AM I RIGHT?

>>57470352
This. I'm currently in education to escape NEETdom and it's making me fucking miserable. I fucking hate having to leave and interact with people, fucking hate having to do all kinds of stupid shit I don't care about. Fuck this world.

>>57470173
What's the appeal in welfare or benefits when you get almost nothing from it? You can't buy anything expensive, you can't buy figs, video games, or anything you want-- you can only make enough to sustain yourself and sit on your computer each day browsing /a/ and being depressed. Doesn't seem like a great lifestyle to me. Even if you have to pick up a shitty job, at least you're making enough money for your hobbies.

>>57470380

Are you me?

>>57470297
oh whoops, tee hee

>>57470346
>>57470346
>>57470329
<3 I still love you /a/, even if you don't love me. I'm clingy like that.

>>57470356

haha, a couple of years ago, probably, but its not that big a deal now.

>>57470390
>huuurr look at me I'm a tripfag who is not jumping into the /a/ bandwagon, i cool yet guize?

>>57470400

Just torrent the figures and video games

>>57470396
>fucking hate having to do all kinds of stupid shit I don't care about.

I know that feel.

>>57470380
Fuck.
Are you me?
I guess i'm more a shut in than a hikki.
But i used to be a NEET.

Hey guys, remember the SOPA?

>>57470415
I wouldn't say I have a girlfriend, I'm NEET and a Hikki, but this girl won't leave me the fuck alone, I think she is stalking me, she always comes to my house and wants to talk to me. what should I do /a/?

>>57470400
>even if you have to pick up a shitty job, at least you're making enough money for your hobbies.
And then have no time to spend on them.

>>57470450
Kill her, it's the only way.

All I want to do is watch animu all day.

Apart from going to lectures i just sit in my room all day, everyday. It's gotten pretty bad now, I always think I'd enjoy going out with people but whenever I do I really just sit there and can't help but get extremely annoyed at everyone, on the inside anyway. People are just so bloody annoying.

>>57470400
You can black copy almost everything.

>>57470400
> you can't buy figs, video games
> buying figs
> buying videogames
> 2011

> you can only make enough to sustain yourself and sit on your computer each day browsing /a/ and being depressed
I have a job and enough money, but thats about anything I do anyway. So doesn'T sound so bad to me

>>57470450
>she wants to fuck.

>Do you use a piss bottle /a/?

No.