I watch anime

>>57037481
Sex with my sister.

>>57037492
I hate to say it, but so do I.

I pleasure myself with sushi.

Running out of my house with a toast in my mouth

buy something anime related.

Singing anime(k-on) songs in front of my friend

have a map of Nippon on my wall

Listen to jap music. My weaboo level isn't that high compared to most, I don't buy shit or anything.

I used an anime character's name as my display name for a week on steam.

KATANAH STRONG

Nothing comes to mind for me, other than "I watch anime"
I would buy a dakimakura of my waifu, but I still live with my parents and I couldn't explain it to them

Explaining my weakness for my opponents while being in a bar fight

I showed my 3 year old imouto Hokuto no Ken.

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

Having 70 gb of anime music.

Or, possibly, having tens of instant ramen on my shelves because I can't find them at a decent price less than 400 miles away.

And if you consider eating the french version of pockys (ironically enough called Mikado) weaboo, then I'm guilty.

>>57037522
>not with toaster

also, i learned how to use chopsticks

Watch anime
Read manga
Listen to anime OST
Play VN

I guess I have some nendroids. Oh and I drink green tea like this. I also push my glasses up with my middle finger.

>>57037481
Sawn my own yukata at a con.

Nothing

Bought anime figurines.

>>57037631

Saying "Tadaima" when i arrive home.

I live alone.

I did a small sculpture of ika musume for a friend's birthday?
I don't know, I'm quite the weeaboo, I could name a few things.

Went to Akiba.

I memorized hiragana, but that's it.
No income ;_;

>>57037506
>>57037492
fuckin wapanese faggots

usual stuff (anime/manga/VN/OST)
plus being once in Japan and say to someone: choto mate (she was talking english too fast)

I buy manga.

>>57037730
>speaking Australian in Japan

>>57037669
>push my glasses up with my middle finger.

I hope you only do that when you get the best marks in the test.
Its just like you are flipping off everyone around you, but you have the excuse you were only adjusting your glasses.

I regularly download and watch anime, I read manga online, and I've travelled to Japan a number of times, buying back h-doujinshi and h-manga.

One time, I asked my fiancee to wear nekomimi in the bedroom. She...wasn't so keen on it.

Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

>>57037631
...pffft...HAHAHAHHAHA

>>57037748
>Australian

>>57037704
you bitch

>>57037481
http://www.youtube.com/user/bumnumba1?blend=1&ob=4#g/c/9987A659670D60E0

>>57037771
Not sure if pasta but well done anon

Learning Japanese.
Anime
Manga
VNs
LNs
Have EVA poster in my room
I used to have my name written in "japanese" until I discovered what katakana was so I threw it away.

Never done anything major, since I'm scared of seeming, even to myself, anything but a weaboo. It's like rednecks and homosexuality. They are very intolerant about it and are very much against it, but really that's just because they're gay themselves. Chinese cartoons are unavoidable though, and I love talking with you guys, whether you're the assholes of /a/ or not, so that can't be helped.

Buy and wear K-On! shirt.

I read visual novels.

>2011
>not being westaboo

>>57037771

I lost it in >WITH chopsticks

watch anime and hide it from everyone

I went to school as a black samurai with a cardboard tube for a sword during halloween. Had a ponytail and everything.

I cosplay occasionally.

buying manga, i guess.

>>57037631
>d20
Anon, that's not how things work. The stat block is all wrong. Where's the power listing, and that damage format makes no sense.

>>57037858

Learning ultrabasic japanese

I said "doushio" to myself in public, but in a way that nobody would hear me.

Also I just posted this in the wrong thread because I'm retarded.

Actually learned some Japanese (around 300-400 kanji), went to Japan for vacation one time. Bought a bunch of manga in Japanese with fairly simple dialogue so I could practise reading and have them for collectibles sake.

Anyways, >>57037900, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.

I translate mangas.

I visit this shit website

Buy merchandising

Every time I see an oriental person, I greet him/her in Japanese.

Occasionally say baka under my breath to people but since I speak spanish, people understand it as vaca (cow).

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can.

Started learning Japanese a couple weeks ago. I have only done like 4 hours worth of it since, and I'm just learning it from some drunk American on YouTube that swears a lot so it's not that bad. I also watch Chinese cartoons, so that too. I'm not as bad as you guys, but it's starting to get worse, I know it.

teach my nephews proper meme usage & catch phrases
they'll be years ahead of everyone else in their class
also, the looks my brother gives them when they start spouting umad and other shit

I talked about Japanese shit and embarrassed my mom in front of my dentist (it was after I had my wisdom teeth pulled).

>>57038053
Nama sensei isn't drunk

>>57038041
I hope you don't actually do this, I would get a very bad first impression of you if you said Ohayo/Konnichiwa/Konbanwa to me

>>57038047
Is this you?

>>57038046
>vaca
I laughed, anónimo
Also, I use "are" and "oro" when I'm confused. Which is pretty often. Thanks god my voice isn't loud, or I'd embarrass myself all the time.

I lost power for a week and was driven to the point of buying manga.

>>57037700
the bet

Told my family i wanted to learn Japanese and Mandarin and wanted to live in Japan.

>>57038096
You don't know about Ken sama?

Middle finger on the glasses.
MIDDLE FINGER ON THE GLASSES!

singing yaranaika during penis inspection day at work

>>57038095
When you see a white person greet him with "Howdy".

I say "ganbare" to myself

I saved the world when I was 16

>>57038143
I do it all the time, people give me weird looks, like im middle fingering them.

Am I still a Weaboo if Im Japanese American?

>>57038143
every time

>>57038108
>Oro
'sup Kenshin

I listen to Jap music. I used to watch cheesy J-drama's but only for the chicks.

Popularized MD Geist in North America

>>57038165
Depends, do you hide your powerlevel?

>>57038046
Yeah, baka basically means soldier here, so it wouldn't make much sense

>>57038095
I say GOMENASAI and if that doesn't work then I say ANIHASEO and if that doesn't work I count to 10 in Chinese.

Once I got a package I was waiting for and shouted "kita!"

>>57038165
yes because you're still gaijin

>>57038083
Maybe, but he drinks beer (granted it's shitty japanese beer) and calls himself fucking nama-sensei, so he seems pretty drunk to me most of the time.

Wearing a azunyan t-shirt on a gig with my band.

I bought a Gundam model.

It was shit, and fell apart a few days after I got. It lost the part that fell off, and so it doesn't have a head now.

Never again.

>MOSHI MOSHI
>ANON-KUN DESU~

>>57038279
Dude, you got a bootleg

I painted Ika Musume on my tank

I used -kun once. its a slang term for ass in my native language.

>>57038269
[spoile]You bitch[/spoiler]

He actually drinks alcoholised juice most of the time

Bought some Newtype magazines I couldn't even read.

Watched anime
Bought a JRPG.

That's about it.

raped a schoolgirl?

>>57037548
I sang Chobits OP in front of the whole class in middle school.
I've been so proud back then, but now that I look back ... embarrassing as fuck

I went to a convention and actually enjoyed being there.

>>57038360
Jesus fuck, i feel embarrassed by hearing that

Stick things up my ass.

I enjoy japanese media and games, other than that I don't think I'd like japan much. Might visit it some day though just for the hell of it.

>>57037481
You bet, I act like a reverse weaboo to hide my power-level

>>57037879
I want to become Japanese to be able to be a true westaboo.

Bought a K-ON! t-shirt with the star and HTT over it, and a Penguindrum t-shirt.
Bought all Haruhi LNs
Might buy a mini Ika Musume figurine

>>57038096
PERSONA

>>57038396
Being a gay deviant is weeabooish

Why /a/ have 8 pages of threads?

Currently studying master degree in Japan...
The main reason i choose Japan not the US is because of animu and video games...
pic related, ordered omelet rice in a maid cafe

Bought a book to learn japanese
oh my gawd why have i done that? ;_;

>buying useless accessories and merchandise of anime/manga instead od purchasing said anime/manga

I made omu rice for myself

>>57038313
He is a god. He makes you feel a lot less weeaboo about what you're doing.

>>57038509
because Accelerator-kun is depressed and spamming /a/

I wear neko mimi (kitty ears) 100% of the time.

Sometimes I try to make ths face :3 but it ends up looking more like :} because I am not that kawaii.

>>57038279
I bought a Gundam model too. The damn wing broke after like a week.

Pic related: The Gundam model I had.

>>57038564
I honestly can't see how a person would be able to make the :3 face.

>>57038360
ahahaohwow

Flew to Japan after high school and lived with a family that does exchanges.

Went to school with their son in Japan for a while, hella awkward. Most japs either fear your big American penis and avoid you or call you gaijin and flee.

Wandered around Japan for 3 months buying manga and playing video games.

Beat off with a pair of the host mother's panties while the family was out.

Flew back home.

Cured of the weeaboo, forever.

im learning japanese via namasensei

because im a bitch

>>57038667
>they call you gaijin and flee
I'd be laughing too hard at that

>>57038667

Are you serious?

>>57038602

>>57038667
>Beat off with a pair of the host mother's panties while the family was out.

>>57038667
>Beat off with a pair of the host mother's panties while the family was out.

>>57038667
sounds like fun

>>57038602

>>57038667
Did you try and seduce the host mother?

I revealed my power level to a girl in english class (and I think she was impressed. The other day she asked if i've been watching anymore anime).

>>57038667
>Beat off with a pair of the host mother's panties while the family was out.

My nigga

>>57038678
You better have a mother fucking notebook. Too bad his series is better as a supplement to other learning aids if you are self teaching.

>>57038744
Naruhodo...

I had a big problem with some other people.
But in the end everything went just according to keikaku.

>>57038836
If you don't pause this video and go get one, bitch

>>57038715
>>57038755
>>57038778
>>57038779

I wish I was joking and/or lying, but I'm not.

It was a huge, stupid waste of money. I actively tried making friends but either the city I was in was completely devoid of otaku/vidya game fans or Japan hates white people that much. Some people honestly did flee. I was about an hour north of Tokyo in the countryside near Niigata.

There were like a handful of cool people that went out for lunch and shit with me but everyone was so busy with school, cram school, club activities and work, none of which I was really allowed to do as an outsider.

It was fucking awful.

The panties thing was hot but that was probably me just venting some kind of bizarre sexual rage at Japan.

>>57038836

oh believe me, i have a motherfucking notebook

i consider his lessons a springboard

>>57038667
you wont want to be japanese but i bet you wanna go back there again

I own a C.C. nendroid that says "ahh, pizza" when you push the button on her little stand.

It's hidden in my closet.

>>57038798

I tested the waters a little bit, but it was not happening. The host dad only came home on the weekends and he was a bro-tier salaryman that just wanted to drink beer and he was pretty cool to me, so I'd have felt bad. Well, badder than beating off into his wife's pantsu.

It cured my weeaboo hard though. After coming home, I basically changed gears from fullblown animu otaku to mixed nerd; I read comic books, I play vidya games a lot more, I watch the occasional anime and read manga sometimes but like 90% less than before.

I'm going to be attending college at Ritsumeikan Uni. in Kyoto next year.

I dunno. You tell me.

>>57038955
why hide it?

>>57038882
Too bad... didn't you try to be the supah genki gaijin who hugs everybody and treats them to food?
>>57038955
That's too fucking delicious. I want one.

>>57038882
What kind of panties did the host mother have? Did she have sexy panties?

>>57038882
you should've lied that you're not american, other anons said that japanese were really alien with them too but when they told that they're irish/german/french the japs got really friendly

I don't wanna be a tourist and I'm too old for exchange schooling. I guess I'd like to go to Japan as part of my work, like seal some deal or meet some business partners or check out some new product or something like that.

>>57038975
well I see you like Ika

>>57037700
lol

I sing iM@S songs in the car. I don't speak moon, I just memorized them phonetically. I hate myself

Danced to digimon 3 music in front of all my school.
Me and my friend danced in such a cool way everyone cheered us

Later a boy tried to sing happy material...
Those embarrassed claps man... they are burned on my mind.

>>57038882
>>57038969

So the only way to break this curse is to fly to Japan, steal a married woman's panties and bust off into them?

Fuck. Werewolves needing to find the werewolf that bit them and eating their heart for the cure seems like an easier task at this point.

>>57038998
>mfw I know german and when I'm going there in Spring I'm going to tell them I'm german

I sing moe songs in a manly style when I'm alone or driving.
Also, never drive with Initial D soundtrack or you'll get more tickets than miles per hour.

>>57038600
>>57038279

No wonder Bandai make so much money with these things. You buy it, it breaks within a week. Rabid Otaku then buy another one. Rinse and repeat.

I'd only buy something now if it didn't have any moving parts, like a figurine. I've been looking at the Type-Moon stuff.

>>57037492
This.

Well, maybe also I only watch Japanese pranks and gameshows in youtube but they are fucking hilarious.

>>57039009
I wonder how you could tell.

>>57038995
>>57038998

I tried that, but like I said, people were either too busy or xenophobic. The closest thing I had to a "friend" was this ugly kid with glasses who was otaku but for Gackt. He was like 16 or 17 and he knew everything about Gackt and all of his songs and shit, to the point that everyone called him Gackto (nobody liked him).

The pantsu were white with pink and purple polkadots with a little lime green frill around the top/waistband.

>>57039042
Then make up unaccurate stories about your natal town at germany to tell them.

>>57038969
Seriously?
I talked to a few people who've lived in japan, and from what I've heard, girls are usually all over the big american penis.
Are you unattractive or something?

I'm a buyfag. If a normalfag would enter my room he'd call the police, thinking I would rape schoolgirls on a daily basis.

I go to Mitsuwa every other weekend and buy Ramune, Pocky, green tea, and various instant noodles. I also order tempura at the food court.

>>57039146
Well he said he was in the countryside, and out there it mostly goes like this
>Jap sees whitey
>YOU REAVE HERE OR I CARR PORICE

>>57039130

>The pantsu were white with pink and purple polkadots with a little lime green frill around the top/waistband.

fuck you guys, if I went to japan, I'd get laid instantly.

>>57039013
>mfw Jibun Wo is the first animu song I learned.
>mfw I only sing it when no one is around me.

Fucking Jibun Wo, y u do this to me?

>>57038882
> cram school, club activities
Just like my Japanese animes

I have some anime op/ed downloaded and that's about it, apart from watching anime, of course

>>57039226
By the police on the ground you mean

bought a naruto bandana
Will I be more weaboo when I start using my cosplays?

>>57039146
>>57039201

Yep. I was in Tokyo for like a day and most people there speak English and don't give a shit, but as soon as I hit the countryside, it was like "LOOK THAT MAN DROPPED BOMBS ON US, GO INSIDE CHILDREN"

Speaking of Germans, Germans were the coolest people I met there. I got lost on the train once because I don't understand moonrunes, and these German businessmen were like "YOU LOST, JA? GET OFF HERE, GO THERE, GET THAT TICKET, THEN SWITCH TO THAT TRAIN, YOU DONE"

If not for them Germans, I'd have been niggalost.

>>57039208

What? The only other pantsu I had to choose from in that drawer were just entirely white/plain (BORING) or a solid yellow/ugly cream color.

I made the right choice.

>>57039226
I don't think rape is looked on as kindly as the internet has led you to believe but I might be wrong

>>57039059
>Also, never drive with Initial D soundtrack or you'll get more tickets than miles per hour.

>Driving home, some guy almost take me out the road
>What the flying fuck!?
>Night Of Fire starts to play
>Oh nigga IT´S ON!

I spend 2 months paying for the bills for that day

>>57038989
Because I have friends that come in my room.

>>57039130
>The pantsu were white with pink and purple polkadots with a little lime green frill around the top/waistband.

Welp, time to fap.

>>57039290
Nah, I'm actually attractive

I'm born from a japanese mother. is weeaboo enough?

>>57039301
so

>>57037631
Fuck your katana bang bang ur dead

>>57039130
>The pantsu were white with pink and purple polkadots with a little lime green frill around the top/waistband.

fap fap fap fap

Learning moon. Every few minutes I introspect and think "What have I become?".

I went to the anime club on campus and quit when I found out that I couldn't be the token black kid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWhhPWyWCv0

>>57037568
>>57037568
>>57037568
>>57037568
>>57037568
>>57037568
WTF!!

Be half-Japanese.

These are the closest facsimile to the pantsu I could find on google. The only difference was that the dots were all the same size, and some were pink, and some were purple, and as mentioned, the frilly thing around the hem at the top.

I still remember and that was 6 years ago.

>>57039394
Whenever you get that, look outside or turn the TV on.
Every time I think my life is shit because I'm a male, I don't have a job, I'm learning Japanese and I like anime and manga instead of going out to get a woman to fuck, some friend (yes I have normalfag friends) comes to complain about his/her shitty life.
It makes me proud of myself. Every fucking time.

>>57039394
Taking a college japanese class this semester. Over half the class is in there for anime.

>>57039477
You and those pantsu have made my day.
>I still remember and that was 6 years ago
I still remember the face my drunk cousin made when I fucked her 8 years ago. Sexual experiences are branded in your skull forever.

Studied nihongo for 4 years because of anime.

There were two other people in my class.

It was quite fun, the teacher watched anime and he showed us Perfect Blue.

>>57037518
pic related
>>57037700
that's sad.

Me and my brother sang at full volume Dango Daikazoku while we were going home in the car. When we stopped at a red light, there was a black guy on the car by our side, and he looked weird at us.
Fuck him.

P...pantsu man!

You've inspired me to go to Japan.

Even if everyone hates me there...

Even if everyone hates me here...

I WILL beat off into their panties.

I went to japan

>>57039477
Son I am fucking proud.

>>57039588

>Pantsuman

He is the hero that Gotham deserves.

I eat my fusilli and meatballs with chopsticks.

I also watch anime

>>57039588
>>57039609

>Japan gets Densha Otoko, everyone on the internet cheers on a nerd to get with a girl

>4chan gets Pantsuman, everyone on the internet cheers on a man to beat off into panties

Oh, you guys.

>>57039575
That's weird. Maybe the black guy wanted to sing with you? I've met a fuckload of black guys that like moe.

>>57038955

I have a Taiga figurine.

It is also hidden in my closet.

>>57037481
SO DID I! WANNA FIGHT?

>What's the most weaboo thing you've done?

I literally fucked an asian otaku.
And it wasnt a normal fuck, we did it after watching Bible Black and trying some of those kinky sick stuffs in the anime.
It wasnt so bad if he didnt ejaculated so fast all the time, I got bored after 5 min
Never again

>>57039662
It's an well known fact that black guys love moe more than white guys.

>>57039701
That's gay as fuck, dude. I hope your ass is still hurting.

>>57039662
I hate moe.

>>57039701
Bitch and whore.
Please tell me you did the inflation thing, that was my favorite scene in the whole VN

>>57039736
Then you're not black enough.

I helped a Japanese student find the registration office.

>>57039736
you're not black then

Dated a Chinese girl because I wanted a Japanese waifu and pretended she was Japanese.

It didn't last long.

>>57039701
holy fuck

>>57039638
>meatball
>faggot

I went to Japan last year and I had a blast, had no problem getting along with people at all, even more with people outside Tokyo, Hiroshima was the best place of all unexpectedly, thought they'd go all "GAIJIN BOMBED THIS PLACE KIRR HIM" but it was pretty much the opposite, got laid and had lots of fun. So I think >>57038667 is just a huge beta and is trying to put the blame it on the japanese. But I guess me being intermediate at Japanese helped me a lot, probably much harder to get along with people if you don't know Japanese or don't try to learn.

>>57039752
I'm latino, I don't watch moe oriented shows (as in keion or a-channel) but I love when a girl does something moe in a show with plot, like Horo.
I think the theory works here.

>>57039701

You non-asian female convention junkies are freaky. I'd rather get it on with an asian girl only because any deviate sex behavior is to be expected.

Went to school dressed in a schoolgirl uniform

I moved to Japan to work as a TMA assistant.

Dressed up as Azusa for my school's Halloween event.

>>57039801
>Horo
>Moe
wait what?

>>57039840
Let me guess, you're not a girl.

I have a body pillow, and went to Japan.

>>57039840
Please elaborate.

>>57039800

You were on the complete opposite side of Japan than I was. Believe me, I tried. I was there for three months before I packed it in to her panties and went home.

>>57039866
Whenever she teases the guy or gets all dere with him, that's very fucking moe

>>57037704
Excuses, learn kanji faggot.
Also, learning japanese (sort of), and interest in shodo would be my most weeaboo-ish achievements.

>>57039840
liar

>>57039914
You better have taken them pantsu home with you

I went to Anime Boston 2010. In fairness, it was more to meet a girl off 4chan than for weeabooness, but I bought some anime/manga and we're still dating.

>>57039727
I'm not male
>>57039737
>inflation
Wat, no!
I would never let anyone do that to me, but I would love doing it to someone else.

>>57039777
>>57039752

This skin wasn't painted brown my friends.

>Go to japan dressed in your navy whites.

Yoroshiku Gozaimasu mah nigga!

>>57039936
At least some bondage I expect?
also, I never cared about your sex

>>57039936
Well, duh, of course you're not a male anymore. You got fucked in the ass dude. That means you're not a guy anymore, you're a faggot.

I once bought that overpriced, shitty Japanese soda called Ramune. Why do people waste money on that shit?

>>57037481
Learning Japanese at University. My god my class is full of retards, on the bright side I haven't gotten below a 90.

Other than I guess I hum anime tunes when I am alone in my dorm.

>>57039936
>not male
>on /a/

>>57039875

Even if I told you I'm female you wouldn't believe me.

Also 3DPD

went to a con and emptied my wallet buying figurines

>>57039984

Because the melon flavored one is delicious. And it depends where you buy it from.

I get mine for a dollar.

>>57039936
>not male

>>57039936
Expose thine mammaries or vacate the premises.

>>57039936

>Im not male

Well of course. You're a faggot.

>>57037481
>I bought a katana.

I did that. I later found out that it was a replica of the sword Connor MacLeod used, though, so it doesn't bother me as much anymore.

>>57039854

what is a tma assistant

Watching anime, listening to japshit, having figurines, reading mango, playing eroges/VNs.

>>57039810
You know, I had a asian girl friend
She loved to talk dirty with me, and she always said she wanted to fuck my ass with a strap-on
At the time I was virgin so I never agreed, but now I kind regret it.

>>57040081
Type Moon Amazon assistant.

>wanted to learn jap so I could translate animu
>naaah yeahhh nah German, French, American are probably better languages to learn

None, for I am not a faggot.

>cosplay badly as Deidara
>watch anime at school in computer lab, quote and laugh loudly
>claim shit like sasuke x Naruto is canon
>drink ramune
>had an "ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL" fc that I paired with Sasuke
>wrote yaoi fanfiction
>read manga in public
>roll play
>dated a sasuke coelostat over Gaia for two months

I've grown so much...

>>57040133
>American
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>>57040154
>not a faggot
>browsing /a/
Yeah, sure thing faggot.

use "ka" and not "?" when write

>>57040162
Your kind is still not welcome here. Fuck off.

>>57037481
I vacationed in Japan for two weeks and I'm Asian American (half chinese/ half korean). People would go about their business and then when I started talking English, they'd stare at me in shock for a split second and then awkwardly start using their broken English.

It was amusing to see the reaction but that got old pretty fast when I actually wanted information

>>57040154
That's some minutes of your life you wasted there, my fine gentleman.

Now get the fuck out before I shove a double A battery up in your ass.

Bought a few volumes of Manga - Read Mangas online - Listen to some Japanese music - Studied Japanese in College a bit - Watch some anime - Spent like 2 hours in Tokyo airport on my way to Hong Kong basically acting like an excited school girl in front of my family (I'm a guy...) - Dated half-japanese girls - Watch some Japanese culture related Youtube videos...
Wow I guess I qualify in a lot more ways than I thought..

i watched the last episode of mirai nikki(the oe with the rape victim) IN PUBLIC
with no headphones

>>57039982
>>57040006
>>57040052
>>57040079
>not believing that I'm a girl unless I show my tits

Welp, time to get off the thread
Its been fun talking to you guys