I played sports and was 200 pounds because I was a lineman and could lift as much as the seniors when I was a freshman. At the same time I played video games and watched chinese girl cartoons.
And I wanted to not have moved 5 times and changed 6 schools due to their jobs.I wish I had some friends.
>>56858478Well sucks to be them.
>>56858502I did the same but i fucked the entire cheer leader team.
>>56858589I'm in los angeles, so every cheerleader was a mexican, no thanks.
>>56858478Well sometimes they get a daughter instead. It can't be helped. They got a son eventually though.
>>56858610So what?Just leave 10 bucks in your wallet so they don't get mad.
Jokes on you, OP, I don't play video games nor I sit all day. I lie on my bed while browsing /a/
200 pounds isn't really all that heavy if you're decently tall and have some muscle on you. I guess if you're like 5'5" and weigh 200 pounds you're pretty fat, but you should be more upset about being short as fuck. You can't fix short.
If my parents wanted a son like that, then they would have pushed me to do something, ANYTHING, with my life. Instead they left me to my own devices, and everyone knows that will inevitably lead to me having no motivation to do anything.
>>56858641
They have one. Leaves me free to do whatever the hell I want.
I wish they never made me.
parents who can't accept the way their children are are bad ones.I think thats easy to understand (especially because children are mostly very similar to their parents)
No they didn't. My parents wanted a son who would listen to them, enter a respectable profession, and marry a nice, suitable woman. I've satisfied two of the three and am too young for the third, though admittedly it appears I will fail that desire. They couldn't give two shits if I played sports or not and I'm far below 200 pounds.
>>56858685Thats called an Oedipus complex
>>56858735>too young to get marriedReported for underage.
>>56858746He said that the have a job, so...Who wants to get married at 20?
>>56858649Being short is great for Cricket, bouncers go right over your head.There is always a bright side to everything, /a/non. Do the best with what you are dealt.
>>56858772It's not about what he wants, if he's over 18 he's technically old enough.
Jokes on you I'm 160 pounds
well shit, im average at the docks, i do muay thai for exercise, i like vidya because im never going to space anywaybecause im cyberpunk fan i eventually found GitS and Akira and you know how it goes.also i hide my powerlevels even at gunpoint if i have to
>not saging obvious troll thread
>>56858746These days people get married when they reach their late 20s/early 30s. That's grandpa age for the denizens of /a/
>>56858806You are probably dumber than the OP thinking he trolled anyone ITT.
>>56858783Its also favorable for working in a coal mine.
>>56858649>You can't fix short.Actually...http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/17/would-you-break-your-own-legs-to-become-taller/
>>56858838It's a good thing you have at as a bookmark, right?
But I do play a sport. It's starcraft
>>56858883Oh you chimpo.
>>56858865Maybe you've heard of this thing called google?
>>56858883
>>56858799*average joefuck my typing sucks today
>>56858892Watch out ladies, I'm in masters league with 90 APM.
>>56858834Do you work in one?my grandpa did, his lungs gave up
>>56858478oh yeah parents?i wanted you alive.
>>56858932>masters league>90 APM
Let's see.>Grandparents are 3rd world country peasants (literally)>Parents are 3rd world country middle class>I'm working freelance for the European client earning more than all of the above combinedI think I'm good. They rightfully consider I have a right to have a one or two strange quirks, judging by how I'm so above other people of my age living in this shithole.
>Your parents wanted a son who gets laid and plays sportsNo they didn't. And they got exactly what they wanted, they just didn't know they didn't want it.>not a 200 pound fat fuckTry a 135-lb. malnourished fuck.>who sits around playing video gamesFuck video games.>and watching chinese cartoons for girls all dayI spend all day browsing /a/, not watching anime.
