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!MoeMoe/nYc 11/05/11(Sat)06:20 No. 56811412 >>56811372 >Go to see a movie alone >I'm couple minutes late, the trailers are about to end >As I walk into the theater, the whole crowd turns to look at me >One of them yells "HOLY SHIT, HE'S ALONE!" >Whole theater laughing hysterically as I take my seat >Calls of "weirdo," "creeper," etc. >Want to die >After the movie, the entire audience mobs me in the hallway >They start dancing in circles around me, chanting deliriously and laughing >They start singing a nursery rhyme about how only virgins go to the movies alone and how I should kill myself >I can't get away because they've joined hands and won't let me escape >They start throwing their drinks and candy and stuff at me >"HAHA LOOK AT THE LOSER GETTING STICKY" >Ushers come by >They look mad but then they see me in the middle of the crowd >One of them says "wait, did that fucker come here alone?" >Ushers join in, start using supersoakers to shoot artificial butter at me >I'm lying in the fetal position sobbing at this point >The dancing and chanting continues for over 13 hours >I'm completely covered in soda, butter, and bits of candy >Black guy goes NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE >Crowd finally disperses >Cinema manager comes by >Steals the spaghetti out of my fannypack and yells at me to get the fuck out of here >All I can do is whimper yes sir ;_;