Being Lancer is suffering.

>>56766263

E level luck, what else do you expect?

I was laughing so hard from this scene right to the end.

>>56766363

Hmmm...? ....No.

He's Irish, right? Why?

>>56766387
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C%C3%BA_Chulainn

>Both Lancers Irish.
>Terrible luck.
>Awful deaths.
>Luck of the Irish
>laughingmasters.jpg

I really was losing it right here

ENERLOOP!

>Name of the episode is hajimete no otsukai
>Remember one shota gangbang doujin that goes by the same name
>Pass a good part of the episode picturing 2 berserkers raping a small boy
>My face when

So T-M is propagating a rumor that Irish people have the worst luck?

>>56766531
Berserker's love for Lancer is too pure for that. How dare you.

Sending Berserker to go look for a battery

Win Holy Grail War

Just as planned

If Lancer was my servant things would be different around here.

Best Noble Phantasm ever.

>>56766263
>>56766290
>>56766309

Poor Gilgamesh. From enjoying droit de seignur in Uruk to wandering the streets of Fuyuki City aimlessly, swilling wine straight from the bottle, and harassing passerbys.

>blade interface
Goddamn Ilya update yo Xbox already, it isn't 2007 anymore

Being Lancer is endless suffering.

This episode ad me laughing from start to finish though. Well, almost to finish, then that Phantasmoon bit happened.

Goddamn Berserker was just so goddamn happy in this episode. I need gifs of him strolling down the street.

>>56766619
>harassing passerbys

that's our Gil!

>>56766689
He's like a drunk hobo, except if a hobo was made of unlimited money.

Why is Gil so drunk?

>>56766634

Its the original xbox you baka.

>>56766703

Well, when you own ever treasure ever made, what else are you gonna do? May as well run around acting like a drunk hobo for shits and giggles.

>UTW
is this 10 or 8 bit?

>>56766713
Because there's nothing to do.
But
Nothing can become something, if you just add humanity's best friend: Alcohol.

>>56766718

>Not being able to playback 10bit.

Its 10bit so piss off.

>UTW
>the new gg
2/10

So, is that what Gil did in the 10 years between Grail Wars? Shout at people, drunk, looking fabulous?

>>56766775

Pretty much. Living the dream.

>>56766619
Don't forget getting smashed through the roof of a building by a large weapon.

>>56766775
Took a page out of Zelretch's book basically.
Or perhaps you could say Zelretch took a page out of Gil's.

>>56766713
Imagine, if for a moment, you are the King of Heroes. In theory, you are the strongest Servant. Nobody can beat you. In theory. And yet you can't win a Grail War for the life of you because you keep fucking it up. It's not that you're not good enough: oh no, everybody knows you are. But goddamn, you just keep dropping the fucking ball at the worst moment.

So you're a failure as a Servant.

You've got your eyes on a bitch - bit on the slender and boyish side, but beautiful eyes, a lovely smile, and a resolute personality. Yeah, all in all, she's a fine thing. But instead of going with you, the KING OF HEROES, she's shacking up with some ginger punk whose claim to fame is making third-rate knockoffs of your shit. What the fuck is this garbage?

So you're a failure as a man, as well.

Is it really any surprise whatsoever that Gil has taken to the bottle? Now he roams Fuyuki City, drunkenly accosting whoever he runs into, alternating between random beatdowns (proving to himself that he's still got it) and nostalgic tales of BACK IN MY DAY.

>>56766790
GET DRUNK
FIGHT THE MOON
GIVE NO FUCKS
LIVE THE DREAM

Even when he was back in Uruk that was pretty much all he did all day.

At least, when he wasn't making proclamations about how he should be legally allowed to fuck everyone.

Always good to have some Leysritt.

Type Moon, can we have a full season of slice-of-life style, Gil shouting at people: the anime?

Before or after the full season of Phantasmoon is fine.


;_;

>>56766885
Poor Gilgamesh. Every time he tries to pose on a post, it gets chopped out from underneath him.

Gilgamesh the homeless king, pissing in family restaurants and doing lines of cocaine off the sidewalk. Any authoritative figure who pursues him is never heard of again.

King of Bums, do you have enough liquor?

>>56766885
Look at that shit.
He's getting styled on,
BY A FUCKING MAID
Tell me you wouldn't be hitting the sauce hard if you were in his shoes.

>>56766885
Does F/HA have casual clothed Sella & Leysritt?

>>56766902
Unlimited Pruno Works?
Gate of Boxed Wine?
Chains of Thunderbird?

>>56766885
Gil's got his prioties straight - notice how he never lets go of the bottle.

>>56766802

>she's shacking up with some ginger punk whose claim to fame is making third-rate knockoffs of your shit.

Whatever. Sure kicked YOUR ass.

Hey, why don't you shoot some swords at me King of Heroes? OH TOO BAD, YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH.

>>56766903
Leysritt is as strong as a servant.

>>56766895
Fund it. All of it.

>>56766802
Don't forget that he lost his best bro that was specially made for him by the Gods.
Shit must be tough.

>>56766942
And once again, this is why the King of Heroes is now the King of Hobos.

Oh god this thread is reminding me of the "What if Gilgamesh was your dad" thread we had a few days back.

;_;

>>56766997
deer at the headlights.jpg

>>56766714
>original Xbox
>blade interface
Never go full retard, son.

>>56766989
It's cool though, sometimes Gil and Lancer get together and just drink.
Drink and drink.
And cry.
And drink some more.
And cry a little more.
And drink.

>>56766977
The funny part is that after this happens, he spends all this time mourning.

But as soon as he can think stright, the first thing he does is throw on the dingiest animal skins he can finds, wanders around shouting people to tell him how he can get to the afterlife, and once he gets there he pretty much just yells at people and eats their food.

>you will never be irish and have this sort of shitty luck
betterthanexpected.jpg

>>56766997

Why is Caster doomed to suffer slapstick just so she can show off her moe crying?

Its so mean ;-;

>>56766928
>Gate of Boxed Wine
>Thunderbird, the Drink of Disgrace that Split Sobriety and Taste

>>56767038
WE DRINK AND WE SING AND WE DRINK AND WE DIE

WE HAVE NO HEADS
NO WE HAVE NO HEADS

>>56766903
>My face when maining Leys on Unlimited Codes and steamrolling everyone.

Her ending is awfully bittersweet though.

>>56767040
>just yells at people and eats their food

OH GOD MY SIDES

>>56767040
When I become an old man.
I want to be exactly like Gilgamesh.

>>56767072

I need to up my power levels pretty quick so I can go play (and understand) all of these fate/derp fightan games.

>>56767088

I think when I'm in my twilight years I will move to a nice college town, keep a pillbox apartment so I have a bed, and just spend all day every day boozing and walking around town, snarking at youngsters and talking to TV shows at the bar and buying knick knacks and meals from local businesses just so I can have conversations with people.

I think Gilgamesh would be proud of such an end.

>>56767143
There's only one fightan game, Unlimited Codes, and it pretty much sucks.

You don't have to have played the VNs to be able to play and understand Fate/Extra.
Extra basically has abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do with the rest of the franchise.

>>56767143

Unlimited Codes owns.

The first time you manage to do the whole Unlimited Blade Works chant you feel like a king.

Rider died way too easily.

>>56767203
That's not Assassin. "I have the high ground" my ass.

>>56767203
But not before causing heartattacks across the world with her face of confusion.

Spoilered by request of the Office of the Surgeon-General.

>>56767251

Next episode is a Sakura/Shinji/Rider episode.

>>56767287
You have to be pretty skilled to ride a chainsaw.

>>56767287
>Shinji

Oh this ought to be great. Sluts and manwhores the episode? Sluts and manwhores the episode.

Was anyone else disappointed that, other than a tiny cameo in Caster's episode that was just her costume, we didn't get to see Saber Lily?

I mean, they brought in Nero for the Saber episode, and Alter got to steal the show, but they couldn't give us Lily?

I mean, hell, Lily is probably the only thing in the Nasuverse that has been left as pure fluff and not given any story. It makes me sad.

>>56767311
From what I've heard it's not very good.

>>56767304
Chainsaws aren't the only thing she rides well if you know what I mean.

>>56767327
I don't follow

>>56767324

Well, its kind of "intentionally" bad. They're parodying Japanese soap operas. Plus they were stretching out a comedy doujin whose content was only about a quarter of the episode, which is already sharing a little screentime with Nekoarc team's bumpers and Phantasmoon. So that couldn't have been easy.

>>56767327
Yeah, the chainsaw isn't that efficient for getting from place to place. She should stick to the bike.

>>56767314
Her fig is in the OP

What was the building that Gilgamesh was whacked into? Was it just a random building? We saw some people inside it looking up.

>>56767314
don't lose your hopes
CPseason3

>>56767409
A random house.

>>56767409
I was under the impression it was the maids.

>>56767395
Oh shit, I never realized that.

Back in my day, Gil was classy as fuck.

>>56767409

It's either a nursery for little kids, or someone's house.

>>56767415

Oh god, please let it be true!

Still, its a little sad that Neko characters and Saber Lion have more plot in the universe than Saber Lily does. They should do SOMETHING with such a great design.

>>56767451
But we can already see the beginnings of his alcoholism. Clearly, Tokiomi was a bad influence on him, prying him with good wine to keep him from bitching about shit.

At least he still used a glass back in the day.

>>56767395

Kuzuki is about to pop a cap in his ass.

>>56767465
Clearly the modern world is just not the right place for him.

This episode was like made to shit all over powerlevel arguments. And that made half the fun.

>>56767507
It's hard being the King of Heroes, isn't it?...

>>56767465
Nigger a glass just gets between you and the delicious pain go away juice.
Besides its not like Gil every appreciated the wine properly, he just slammed that shit back before he stumbled out the door

>>56767507
>get bored after only a few days from the fourth war
>break into Kotomine's room
>drink his entire stash in one sitting

Wow, he must think this place is a shithole.

>>56767576
Hey, Gil is a wine connoisseur.

>>56767576
Well, at least in the Tokiomi days, he still had his pride as a Servant and Saber hadn't rejected him for some ginger (who turns into a fucking bleach-haired guido in the future, what the hell?).

>>56766977
Enkidu was more than a bro to Gilgamesh; he was Gil's fated waifu that Gilgamesh kept dreaming about days before he would meet Enkidu in person and fall in love at first sight.

>“The stars of heaven appeared above you,
>Like a rock from the sky one fell down before you.
>You lifted it up, but it weighed too much for you,
>You tried to roll it, but you could not dislodge it.
>You lifted it up, set it down at my feet,

>And I, Ninsun, I made it your equal.
>Like a wife you loved it, caressed and embraced it:
>A mighty comrade will come to you, and be his friend’s savior.
>Mightiest in the land, strength he possesses,
>His strength is as mighty as a rock from the sky.
>Like a wife you’ll love him, caress and embrace him,
>He will be mighty, and often will save you.”

After Enkidu died, Gilgamesh cried over Enkidu's corpse for days and would not allow Enkidu to be buried until a maggot finally fell out of Enkidu's nose.

Gilgamesh never became the same again once after Enkidu died. Forever alone ;_;

>>56767597
>forever alone
Except he has an entire kingdom bending over backwards for him.

They're just not a very good replacement.

>>56767597
>Like a wife you loved it, caressed and embraced it

>>56767594
Gil is a guido as well, bro.

>>56768351
Dat semi-Engrish. Dat superbly erotic Taiga.

CONTROLLING SHARES IN ALL OF MY BUSINESSES.

Not quite related
>My face when Nero says "UMUU" in Fate/Extra

>>56766263
being lancer is suffering

>>56768351
meanwhile in my crotch

>>56768351
taiga put some clothes on

you're embarrassing me

>>56766263
he sure doesn't have luck

>>56767415
Type Earth vs Saiba lily??

DO FUCKING WANT!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0&ob=av3n

Hobo Gil's them song.