>>55856569
Go read the VN. Any desire for more Umineko should pass very quickly.

How can you have a second season when they didn't even make an anime to start with?

Faggot anon

>second season
Fucking NOPE. DEEN ruined the first season. The only good thing about first season is the artwork. Other than that, it's shit.

>first season.
Explain. As far as I know, Umineko anime does not exist.

>>55857212

>The only good thing about first season is the artwork
>Implying OH DESIRE was shit

Bitch what.

the artwork was fucking terrible. Completely doesn't fit Umineko at all

Considering how 80% of the japanese Umineko fandom turned into Umineko hatedom after Chiru, I think it's safe to say no more Umineko.

First season sold terribly.

Chance of a second season is very low.

You will get the second season when the seagulls cry.

>>55857283
Or when he believes in witches.

More like "where the fuck is my translation of episode 8?".

Didn't everyone turn anti-R07 after the final EPs of Chiru? I heard the moonlanders stopped defending Ryukishi's writing and pretty much all agreed that he's full of shit.

I can't see it selling well.

>>55856569
Second season will never exist. That's fairy tails.

If the bastards had given us more fanservice from Jessica and Maria I'm sure we would have seen more episodes. Listening to Battler argue with a witch concerning the existence of witches just made me want to see a witch rape him until he admitted that witches exist.

>>55857358
And by moon-landers you mean "faggots on 4chan" right?

As for OP, if the second PS3 game sells good, maybe there will be a second season.

>>55857358
No. It's just that the ones that hate it are the most vocal.

The ps3 game with ep 5-8 will be out before witch hunt finishes ep8. That makes me kind of sad.

I want to see that scene with Rudolf climbing the ladder, Natsuhi's trial, and the one with Erika and Beato at the end of ep6 animated. Fuck, I just want to see Erika!

>>55857212
Don't forget the groping.

>>55857358
Oh really? It does seem as though he's a one trick horse who has nothing more to show.

There shouldn't be a second season, there should be a complete remake by some other studio like ufotable.

>>55857463
wat.

>>55857456
Umineko by Shaft...

I just want to see the scene with Black Battler tenderly raping Ronove and breaking his fingers animated.

>>55857527
16? Too old!

>>55857527

a baby

Should have spent more time focusing on the males, everyone knows fujoshi are the ones that decide whether a series will be popular or not.

>>55857404
>>55857436
EP8 has an average of 49/100 and median of 50/100 on EGS. R07 bombed hard and then went as far as to piss off his fans with his attitude.

I could use some more Ange tits, so sure.

>>55857661
Pic related.

>>55857395
> Listening to Battler argue with a witch concerning the existence of witches
Bad as it was, I'd take that over Endless 8 any day. I'd rather they had condensed all that crap into fewer arcs, then it would have been more palatable. Not that it would fix a fundamentally broken concept, but still...

I just want more Beaotriche moe.

>>55857686
All dat hamburgermeat.

>>55857681
What did he do?

>>55857809
>Moetrice
This is only a good thing.

Needs more focus on my waifu, and less time spent on Battler's imaginary little sister.

Jelly as fuck....

>>55857929
He didn't give them a shitty happy ending.

>>55857948
Too bad he doesn't have a penis.

>>55857983
Nor do i and i'm jelly as fuck

The main reason I wanted a second season was to hear Erika and Dlanor and all the rest voiced. Since we're getting all that in the Chiru PS3 port, I don't have as much of a desire for a second season now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtjV7MHes58

>>55857929
I'm Ryukishi
Son of a hired womb reader
Reader is no love
Do you want van Dine?
Do you want Bernkastel?
Reader is stop thinking idiot
Beatrice is not murderer
Fucking reader.

>search Pixiv for Umineko fanart
>no fanart of Kinzo raping Beatrice 2.0, Lion, or Yasu

WTF Japan?

>>55858070
What is a hired womb anyway?

In my Sound novel, this is Umineko no Naku Koro ni Ryukishi07
1. steal stuff from other mysteries
2. lying to reader
3. spit to reader when writing, mouth smell bad
4. don't make good writing, He and his brother, plot holes and dirty story, ugly sprites
5. raping? jap boygirl because italian girl is dead and say jap grandfather no thanks, very ugly and his grandfather
6. very smell of candies eating by EVA-beatrice
7. very smell of incenerated body, no bath long time, sometime 2 days?
ryu07=monkey same

>>55858153
A surrogate mother.

>>55857929
Basically he said that if you tried to solve the mystery, you are retarded, lack love and shouldn't be allowed to read the story. Because without love, the amazing things cannot be seen.

Remember when the game didn't have 50,000 new characters? Those were good times...

>>55858184
Didn't he say that to stop the idiots who kept going "OH MY GOD IT MAKES NO SENSE THEY WOULD DO THAT WAAAAH WHO DID THE KILLINGS!"

>>55858236
You mean back in episode 1?

>>55858236
Erika is one of my favorites though, so I was very okay with it.

Soo, Beato marries Battle right?

This thread reminds me of that comic I found where Ronove fucks Battler's body, disembowels him, fucks him again, and french-kisses Battler's severed head while Beatrice watches in horror.

So in the end, who was the culprit?

>>55858341
The bomb.

Ange!
Stop killing the sisters!

>>55858383
Who put the bomp?

>>55858383
BULLSHIT~DESU

>>55858247
I haven't read the all the VN's yet but isn't all taking place in Battler's imagination as he lies on his death bed?

Ange doesn't exist. She's just a fantasy Battler created in his head to deal with the fact that his family members are all dead because he wouldn't fuck a trap.

OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT FOR A SECOND SEASON SO I CAN BE DISGUSTED WITH RYUKISHI ALL OVER AGAIN

>>55858398
In the bomp bomp bomp ba bomp?

>>55858426
>Wouldn't fuck a trap.
Isn't he gay?

>>55858422
That's what I got from it.

>>55858431
Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong?

Beatrice is the physical manifestation of all the suffering that Kinzo's children have gone through.

>>55858501
Yeah but she knows who put the bomp?

Ronove was brought to life to make Yasu's daily dickings with Kinzo and Genji easier to deal with.

>>55858473
This comes up as one of the top results on google. I am not entirely dissatisfied with this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1VL88Knido

Who put the bop
In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?

>>55857263

>implying that anyone would want it to look like in the game unless he is homosexual

>>55858530
That's a shitty song, stop forcing it.

>Umineko Season 2
>Yasu
>Snotty Author Avatar bitch
>The entirety of episode eight

>>55858537
That scene was so retarded...
>>55858556
Look who is bitter.

>>55858321
>"I'm going to lick this head every day until you like it."

>>55858599
Is there some kind of secret translation of EP 8 that I don't know about? Or people just basing their dislike of it based on fake screenshots and he said she said nonsense?

>Umineko Season Two

>>55858644
Partial patch/some people can actually read Japanese, who knew?

But go on, keep clinging onto a false hope that the series ended well.

so
i am reading ep 2 now
from this thread i can see that many more characters appear which makes no sense at all

should i just drop this?
bernkastel after ep1 was bad enough
made no sense

>>55858600
>Anime version
Weird song I don't even know what it's called.
>VN Version
Pure fucking perfection.

youtube.com/cvSzO4UGt8o?t=2m25s

>>55858696
cool invalid url

In season two we'll learn that everyone is either gay, evil, and/or Batman.

>a bunch of greedy morons trapped on an island
>Battler constantly goes full retard at the very thought of his family members being the culprits
> idiots still wonder who the culprits are

It was Col. Mustard in the parlor with the candlestick.

People have been speculating that BT was actually a co-author of Umineko and with his death some of the answers went down the drain so R07 just had to hack it.

>>55858687
I'm not the anon you're replying to, nor have I read it, but didn't the series end at 7? Wasn't 8 entirely fantasy? Why would you expect anything out of it?

>>55858687
>implying I'll think it's shit because you think it's shit

>>55858760
The series ended at Eight, hence why Eight was the last episode.

...Retard.

<--- The culprit.

i stopped playing after ep 1 because i don't really see any point in it

beatrice admitted she did, they all died and battler refused to acknowledge her so they died
end of story
there aren't even any mysteries, because all the deaths were just lol magic

any reading after that is just pointless, the story is already over, what's the point to read it again with changes

>>55858802
>Black Penis revolution.
Tell me the patch is out.

>>55858802
I don't care what you think. Remember, Umineko used to have two threads up on both /a/ and /jp/'s frontpage at all times, and it wasn't speculah either. It was shipping.

But the ending was so shitastic that it killed off the fanbase. Even Shroedinger was disgusted by the climax.

That's why this thread has all the enthusiasm of a Slayers thread after the Revolution-R fiasco - The ending was total shit.

>>55858858
You mean "the main heroine".

>>55858858

Go to bed, Erika.

>>55858760
I'm pretty sure 8 was the destruction of all the bullshit that Battler had cooked up in that fucked up brain of his, so it wasn't entirely fiction.

>>55858892
Seeing Schroedinger lose it broke my heart.
"Here's all the stuff that absolutely should not be in episode 8 ever."
>All of it was.

>>55858892
Oh wow, I can use pictures with words on them too.

>WAAAAH I DIDN'T LIKE THE ENDING SO IT'S SHIT IT'S ALL SHIT!

That's all I'm getting from your post.

sauce on op pic plz ^__^

>>55858963
IT CAN'T BE HELPED

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>>55858985

Boku no Seacats

>>55858875
This is why you are dumbass. At least read episode 2 before you talk. Also, use proper punctuation.

Captcha: Battle

>>55858963
>No, the ending was good! Amazing even! I haven't read it yet, but I know it's great and everyone who read it are fucking wrong about it sucking!
It's over already R07 fanboy, EP8 has PISSPOOR ratings.

>>55858951
When did that happen?

>unreliable narrator, unreliable narrator all over the place

Natsuhi - Evil crazy bitch who punted a baby off a cliff along with an innocent servant. Also makes her daughter pretend to be cold and distant because if she doesn't she'll get locked in a closet.

Krauss - Good guy, very stupid.

Hideyoshi - Reasonable man, that's why he was killed.

Kyrie - Evil greedy murderous bitch.

Rudolf - Evil greedy murderous bastard with no spine whatsoever.

Gohda - Just a chef at the wrong place in the wrong time.

Yasu - A profoundly greedy individual who hides her? humongous selfishness and who has no respect at all for the value of human life. A sociopath who thinks mass murder is justified if it allows her? to be with her? true love, which can be any of three candidates (all of whom she? has led on for more than a year)

Battler - Spineless coward who allowed his sister and aunt to suffer.

Genji - "Honorable" fool who aids in mass murder due to a misplaced sense of loyalty.

Rosa - Abusive mother with a few good points among her heaping piles of shitty ones.

George - Just a guy who wanted to marry his fiancee. A bit manipulative, but not in any horrid way. Completely undeserving of his fate.

Jessica - ??????. Either the most evil or most innocent character of the series, really.

Maria - Autistic child manipulated by all tons of evil forces.

Kumasawa - Selfish bitch who is cool with aiding in murdering people for money.

Eva - Good mother with some flaws that came from being raised in a family of vipers. Much deeper and complex of a person than Yasu could ever hope to be. Tragic Hero.

Author Bitch - Author Bitch.

>>55859064
i don't see a point to it

they died
the end

anything else is wankery and milking, there aren't even any mysteries

>>55859098
>implying I said it was great

But hey, if one person liking something makes you asspained, shall I give you a prescription to some ass creams?

inb4 hurr durr you shall find it is you who are asspained

>>55859098
Sadly he's right. Episode 8 has the worst ratings in the series, and really the worst ratings drop of most VNs ever.

>>55859128
You're smarter than you look.

>>55859115
>Eva
>tragic hero

Fuck no. She was an asshole. The only thing tragic is that she lived.

>Yasu - A profoundly greedy individual who hides her? humongous selfishness and who has no respect at all for the value of human life. A sociopath who thinks mass murder is justified if it allows her? to be with her? true love, which can be any of three candidates (all of whom she? has led on for more than a year)

Given how Yasu was raised, I think it's more than just petty selfishness that is the motivating them. How can you sympathize with Eva and not also sympathize with Yasu?

>>55859128
Use punctuation you fucking retard. I mean is it that fucking hard? Also, get out asshole. We don't want your kind in here.

>People hating EP8's ending
At least tell me its for a legitimate reason and not the retarded one I'm half-assuming it is.

>>55859151
Because it wasn't the happy ending that everyone was looking for. No one likes a "Reality sucks" ending.

Once upon a time there were two great factions.

The White Knights of Yasu, and the Yasu Defamation League.

Episode 7 had been released and translated, so there was naturally a great divide in the fanbase.

The Defamation League slandered Yasu, saying that she was a selfish evil murderer.

The White Knights knew better. "Without love it can't be seen!" was their battle cry.

They had faith in Yasu, and in Ryukishi.

But, here's the thing.

The Defamation League? The guys who slandered Yasu and thought the worst of her?

They were right.

>>55859242
no i won't
because this is 4chan
not an essay
stop getting mad, it is bad for your health

Hey guys, let's ignore this bitch and her obvious mental problems. What could possibly go wrong?

>>55859239
Because Eva at least has some respect for human life.

>>55859148
Hurr durr you shall find it is you who is asspained.

>>55859281
>her

The malformed penis says otherwise.

>>55859281
who the fuck is yasu.
why are there so many characters.

it makes no sense, how could you trainwreck a story so hard.

>>55859239
But it IS selfishness that motivates Yasu. It comes down to this "I want to be with my true love, hey Kinzo tried to kill everyone to sort his shit out, I should do the same. Oh sure tons of people may die but whatever, tons of people aren't me!"

At no point did she? stop and think "Gee, other people might not be cool with being murdered." She? is a horrible horrible person.

And even worse than that, she? is a stupid person. You don't need to murder people to figure out who gets your vagina-penis erect the most asshole.

>>55859293
Yeah, because you can clearly see that from the way she treated the people around her.

Not to mention, didn't she kill Natsuhi?

Everyone here seems mad.
But who put the bomp?
Seriously guys, Chill, it's good for you.

>>55859357
Was it ever proven that she killed anyone? Writing fanfiction about how you'd murder your family isn't exactly the same thing as actually murdering the stupid fucks.

>>55859320
Stop being stupid. Umineko isn't hard to follow.

>>55859293
episode 3 tells otherwise.

>>55857681
>>55857929
>>55858070
Why did he do this?

Also I hope his new VN bombs. Retard deserves to be poor and starve.

>>55859289
Fine then. At least read episode 2 then. I won't say why but just read it.

>>55859358
Yes, but it was in the heat of the moment under extreme duress caused by Natsuhi being Natsuhi.

A bad act, but not premeditated well in advance like Yasu's was.

They should make a first season before that.

this whole thing is so badly written and the characters constantly make idiotic decisions that make no sense.

nearly as bad as TM.

>>55859320
Yasu is Shannon/Kanon/Beatrice (the one Battler knows)

They're all different personalities of Yasu. Think Sensui from Yuyu Hakusho. Yasu is his/her original name.

>>55859398
Interviews from Ryukishi and other factors have shown that yes, she? honestly planned to kill everyone.

There's a good chance that others beat her? to the punch, but that matters little. She? still set up all the guns and the bomb and everything.

>>55859361
Shut up already. You're not wanted in Idolmaster threads, and you're not any hotter here either with your unrelated memes from wrong show.

>>55859481
Well you either chill or i pull a accelspammer out of my ass.

Umineko is a babby's first VN of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of setting and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and META. The NEET anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for normal, sociable, underage faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The metaworld characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the magic, the peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole "colored text" faggotry and everything about the Umineko world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on love, and the overall preachiness of the whole series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes normals and underage retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Umineko is basically THE series to attract the most hated visual novel fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this franchise and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Umineko threads ever encourage the normalfags to show their faces here.

>>55859417
And her constantly picking on Natsuhi and treating her like shit was what, her just being a rambunctious scamp? She's no tragic hero, she was a sadist, and she doesn't even have the excuse of being tossed off a cliff and raised as a servant.

>>55859474
Can you blame Yasu? Look at the fuckers h/she grew up around. I'd want to kill all of them as well.

>>55859509
>Waaaah PEOPLE AREN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO ME AND HAVING A DISCUSSION I'M GONNA THREATEN TO SPAM THE THREAD

Rosa is my waifu :3

>>55859472
i don't understand

how can this yasu person be three different persons