That's neat.

Am i in 2006?

>not posting the superior japanese version

kisamas, anatatachi warui sekai, I'm in a samurai suit, etc

pic unrelated; watashi no onna ga aru

>>55467311
You're doing it wrong OP

Why is this one always the fucking old copypasta that gets reposted? I haven't seen a genuine reply in years.

Posting superior Japansese version.

HEY KISAMAS,

WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.


SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.

(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)

Oh nostalgia.
You know, I never thought of masturbating to Facebook pics until I read one of these.
Thanks John.

>>55467398
I don't know. If we're bringing back old memes I'd prefer tuff dawg.

Hell, I should just post the other ones I have.

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Reported.

wonder if the real john ever got to react to these meme pastas?

Old Meme thread?

>>55467403
okay, I chuckled

>>55467403
>ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI
Still funny.

Hey Monsters,

My name is Ilias, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are lewd, perverted creatures who spend every second of their day looking for male human prey. You are everything bad in my world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a consensual sex partner? I mean, I guess it's fun milking semen out of people because of your own biological necessities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than vore.

Don't be a bitch. Just hit me with your best attack. I'm pretty much a goddess. I was the yang of "yin and yang", and creator of the world. What sports do you play, other than "jack off helpless little boys"? I also get faithful followers, and have a mighty shota warrior (I just blew him up; Shit was SO cute). You are all abominations who should just let yourselves be exterminated. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my Hero

This is my favorite /a/ meme.

>>55467476
I'd her horns.

>>55467403
That's more like it. The OP wasn't even trying.

Does anyone have the Yuno version?

Hey Faggots,

My name is Touma, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, espers who spend every second of their day looking for stupid ass level uppers. You are everything bad in Academy City. Honestly, have any of you ever punched a bitch? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of level zeros because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Saten.

Don't be a child-error. Just try and hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much indestructible. I was captain of the Kamijou faction, and starter on my Daihaseisai team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked level 5's and Christian Nuns"? I also get straight F's, and have banging hot girlfriends (One just shocked me; Shit was SO fukou da). You are all faggots who should just moral speech to yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my Pikachu.

>>55467445

OK, this one made me laugh.

I don't even use Chrome.

Hey Faggots,

My name is Chrome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slow, chunky, web browsers who spend every second of their session waiting for websites to load. You are everything bad on the internet. Honestly, have any of you ever started up in under 10 seconds? I mean, I guess it's fun adding all these extra add ons because of your browsers lack of features, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than Netscape 3.0.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was voted fastest browser, and most downloaded software. What achievements have you reached, other than "crashing every time you try and play a Youtube video"? I get 5 stars, and have a banging fast client (She just offline browsed me; Shit was SO cached). You are all faggots who should just uninstall yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my client

>>55467526
That got me bad. :>

>>55467540
NOPE, that one can stay dead.

This is now a desu~ thread.

Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu

>old meme thread
>no waha
fuck you faggots

GUESS WHO IS BACK /ɐ/!

>>55467597
That's too old,sir.
Do you want me to post that_grinning_guy and the nigger?

>>55467526

>>55467601
You tell me

>>55467635
if you still have them sure
btw its cockmongler

>>55467663
Thanks. Now to type shit manually.

I nasolgi'd

>HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM

every single time

It's like I'm really on 2006 /b/!

M-my name is Yuno, and I think every single one of you should try harder! I mean… you’re… you’re all so slow and lazy and… N-NOT THAT I THINK THERE’S A PROBLEM WITH THAT but I… I think you need to do better! You’re the people who’ve everyone’s forgotten and I… I think you have the great potential to do what’s right! I mean have any of you had any friends? I mean, I guess it’s fun talking to people online, but you need to make honest friends! Please I don’t want to see you start getting angry at each other for no reason.

Please don’t ignore me. I know I have my own problems. I have a lot of them in fact. I was invited into an art school I don’t deserve, and made a bunch of friends who treat me better than they should. What do you do? Other than “fapping” and “being so ronery” which I don’t quite understand, I’m sorry. I also don’t get that good of grades, and I have a very good neighbor who’s fun to be around (she just ate my entire supply of noodles, she’s very short on cash I’m afraid). But as I was saying, you all must try and be better people! …please? Thank you for listening, I hope.

This image is related too: It’s me and my friends.

>>55467732
this better (2007 /a/)

Good News Everyone! You are now breathing and blinking manually, Meatspin is playing in your head to The Final Countdown, get your hand off of your face/crotch, and you thought this was going to be another shitty "You read this in my voice" Thread.
You didnt even look at the name field, did you?

Hey Gaijin,

My name is Katana, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are pale, dishonorable devils who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass longswords. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever bisected any European Knights? I mean, I guess it's fun making me underpowered in d20 because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than being too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I can cut slabs of solid steel, and I'm thrice as sharp as European swords. What can you brag about, other than "targeting the men with the katanas first in World War II"? I also scared medieval Europe into leaving Japan alone, and have a banging honorable wielder (He just cleaned me; Shit was SO cash). You are all ignorant devils who should just commit seppuku. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: It's me and my Samurai.

>>55467476
>11

mah nigga

R.I.P. Ken-sama

Gomenasai /a/, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games (Disgaea, Team Fortress 2, God Hand and recently FlyFF).

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyways, I'll be making /a/ my temporarily home if its not too much trouble, konichiwa!

PS: Here's a picture of me.

>>55467311

I saw you posted this same shit on /c/, /m/, and /o/. Reported.

I didn't come to /a/ till 2009 ;_;

>>55467803
Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai.
KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking japanese games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bad as american ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about swords.
The best thing your glorious Katana can cut through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's folded about 10 times, for a total 800 layers at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a rod, except you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about japanese history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn't even get a proper Kana if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn Kimono in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to Japan, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-japanese who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.

good old times

>>55467805
You are new here I'm guessing.
This shitty copypasta has been posted for ages.

>>55467803
>>55467851
>Triptards gonna tards

Was there a picture for this one?

Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

>>55467884
you fucking newfag
the reply's pasta too fucktard
fuck off newfag

>>55467884

Speaking of tripfags and old copypasta

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn’t necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you’re making!

Now, there’s no need to thank me – I’m just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>>55467884
>Tards gonna tard.

Hey Mongrels,

My name is Gilgamesh, and I hate every single one of you.

>>55467785

Here is one i don't see posted often.

My legend started in the 12th century.

I believe it was midsummer's day when the rays of the sun were strong? No... it was a chilly autumn... at that time, I was "bad." Now that I think of it, it was probably already winter. I was so "bad," I was famous amongst the public for being "bad." All of my friends were bad guys. All of the beautiful women were fighting over me. No... it was definitely summer. It was a very hot midsummer's day. I remember it like that. I was different like now, I was a man shaped like a knife. However, without knowing why, I felt elegant. Everybody said so. Even now I'm called that. Having said that, at that time it probably wasn't said like that, but little by little it had started to be said. it unexpectedly kind. If I think about it, i was probably feeling elegant. As a result, I was amazing. Even now I am amazing, but nevertheless I was "bad." On a winter day when everything was elegant...

Now then, shall I speak about my legend?

Excuse us for the disgraceful inconvenience, honorable gentlemen.

We are >>>55467851 's courtiers. We are sorry that our lord has made such a stupid POST.

After the last war we had completely lost, our lord got mental illness. Everyday, he kidnaps girls from the village. Every night he gets drunk and tries to chop courtiers with his katana. Now the lady of the house is ill in bed. The people in our country are suffering badly from famine. The neighboring Daimyos is taking advantage of this situation, they try to pass across the border and take over our land. Quite a few of our fellow courtiers have intention to rise in rebellion. We are now in dire straits. Our clan would be destroyed. But, don't worry. We arranged that our Lord become a Buddhist priest.

In his way to the temple, our skilled assassin should take his life. That is arranged perfectly. After that we will hail Master Monaminokami, the nephew of our lord, as our new lord.

We, all courtiers, would do our best to serve this new lord with faith. We apologize for any inconvenience our lord may have caused you.
Please wait for a while. Please forgive the evil deeds done by our lord.

>>55467919
Hey mongrels,

My name is Gilgamesh, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are weak, dumb, women and children who spend every second of their day fighting in the grail war. You are everything bad in the Nasuverse. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any flying saucers? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to visual novels.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best noble phantasm. I’m pretty much perfect. I was King of Uruk, and beat the shit out of a god bull. What heroic feats have you accomplished, other than mustering up the courage to face another day despite the miserable mediocrity of your existence? My noble phantasms’ stats are straight A’s, and have a banging hot Saber (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all mongrels who should just kill yourselves.

Pic related: It's me and my Saber.

>>55467785

wait how can meat spin and final count down both play in your head at the same tie

I play you round to the final countdown?

You have a sexy mouf John *slowly unzips pantsu*

ZA WARUDO!

>>55467805

>>55467789
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

>>55468058

and gayman

It's like i am on old /b/ during it's prime shit days.

Hey dudes,

My name is Jack, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny pictures and macros. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy.

Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime”? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me.

Pic Related: It’s me and my female friend.

anyone have the Michael Cera version of me and my bitch