I dont get it

>>55339269

what exactly is hilarious?

>>55339352
The OPs picture is the full picture
Someone says inb4 thinking it's only half the picture
Someone splits the OPs picture in half and posts the bottom half

>>55339444
that isnt funny at all

>lol
Yeah, no, I think I prefer the "new" /a/

Been awhile since someone posted this.

>>55339500
Hey retard, this was before 'lol' 'xD' 'epic' and the likes were used exclusively by narutards, retards and faggots, but of course you wouldn't know this since you're a newfag.

Run along now

This is a classic

>>55339591
>"lol" user telling people to go
Nevermind, new /a/ is equally shitty.

>>55339811
Perhaps you remember 4chan level otaku?

I'm a 4chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even hear of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.
You keep wearing your naruto headbands and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

>>55339917
Well done.

>>55339722

>>55339917
Awww shite, the new /a/ is actually not that bad.

>>55339917
You're a 4chan level otaku, you say? Hrmph. I am a 2channel level otaku, and you are as far beneath me as narutards are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your torrents? My satellite dish is pulling down the latest shows while they air from motherfucking SPACE. By the time you even see the OP I've already fapped and smoked a cigarette. And the latest moeblob you fell in love with this season? Three years ago I played the game the show's based, got the secret harem ending, and came on her face. And her friends' faces. All at the same time. Twice. You keep waiting for your
precious torrents. I'll be standing in line at Comiket, getting the real deal from the artist
himself.

>>55340087
Oh dear god I lol'd

>>55340087
You're a 2channel level otaku, you say? Hrmph. I am a mangaka level otaku, and you are as far beneath me as 4chan level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your bookstores? My pen is dishing out the latest stories while I think them up with my BRAIN. By the time you even crack the binding I've already signed a contract for the next one. And that h-game you played three years ago? I made my wife dress up as the lead and had sex with her for inspiration when I co-wrote it. I still have the manuscript for the bondage scene you'll never see. You keep waiting for your precious bookdealers. I'll be sitting in my studio apartment, making the real deal with my own hands.

>>55339519

That is true, as well as for this picture.

>>55340122
You're a mangaka level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am a corporate bureaucrat, and you're as far beneath me as 2channel level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your new volume? I'm the one who makes it popular with my propaganda and viral marketing. By the time you even pick up that pen I've already contracted a better author. And that h-game you made last year after dressing up your lovedoll for inspiration? I was fucking a girl more beautiful than you could ever even hope to talk to. I still have the new serialization contracts you'll never see. You keep writing your silly books. I'll be sitting in my mansion, counting up all the money you've made me.

>>55340175
Wow, that's a lot of dedication to your dump.

>>55340171
Wait...if a sadist denied a masochist the pleasure of being treated harshly, then the sadist still enjoys it?

>dontcallmenormal.kpg

>>55340223
>One year ago
>09

>>55340223
>Only happened a year ago
>2/18/09

>>55340228
Think the longest one was a taiga imagedump where 1 thread stayed alive for over 1 week or something.

Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Rika are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Rika clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples.

Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible.

You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her legs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, thrusting in, taking her cherry in one quick stroke, listening to her quickening breathing, her girlish moans and gasps, her flat chest rising and falling rapidly as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm and feels a man's cum flooding through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time.

You're all freaks. Rika's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

/a/ when Higurashi was airing was glorious

>>55340175
Holy fucking shit this guy made me ragequit for awhile.

I talked to him on Vent a couple of times and he was such a sad son of a bitch I loved picking on him

>>55340347

I miss him, and I saved every single image he posted in a saber folder of my own.

oh well, posting nostalgia.

>>55339500
lol gtfo

no,seriously GTFO

Here's some old school stuff.

Why did OP start a "hurr old 4chan was so much better" thread with such a mediocre example?

>>55340658
BECAUSE HE WASN'T ACTUALLY THERE FOR IT

>>55340512
>nice boat
Where is it heading?

>>55340692
All that time I spent fagging around at Gaia I could have been here enjoying quality threads.

>I don't get it
of course you don't newfriend

>>55340875

Bottle Fairy was good, though.

/a/, today is my 23rd birthday. My mom came over today, and the only present she brought over was a box of condoms. Then she asked me why I haven't introduced her to any special girls yet.

I took a slight sigh and told her I didn't need the box of condoms. She replied "Well just take them anyway, for whenever you need them". I told her "No really, I don't need them. Just give them to my brother, I'm sure he'll find use for it. He is 17 after all..."

My mother gave me an annoyed look and asked "You are practicing safe sex...right?...". I knew she wouldn't get the hint unless I told her, so I said "Look, I haven't even kissed a person yet, much less even date one. I really don't need them, they'll just expire with me."

She continued on "But they expire in 2011..." I just said "Exactly" and she looked down at her bag that she brought it in and said "Oh okay then. Well, I just came to drop this off and say happy birthday anyway. I'm just going to drop by the bathroom before I leave." So I went to my room while she went on with her business. About 5 minutes later she comes into my room to tell me she's leaving. She hasn't been into my room since I moved in, but she always knew I was into anime stuff anyway (or "that korean stuff" as she says).

She laughed a bit and said "You told me you didn't have anyone special, but here you are sleeping with her every day." I looked at what she was pointing at, it was my Miyako body pillow on my bed. I said "Oh yea, right" and gave off a obviously fake laugh. So after that moment I walked her out the door and made sure she got out safely to the taxi before locking the door.

I looked on my table and saw the bag she brought the box of condoms in. I opened it up to find a Miyako figure inside also along with the condoms....
/a/, how the fuck did she know about my waifu?

>>55340975

shut the fuck up with your fake copypasta

>>55340087
You're a 2channel level otaku, you say? Hrmph. I am a mangaka level troll, and you are as far beneath me as /jp/ level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your bookstores? My pen is dishing out the latest plot holes while I think them up with my BRAIN. By the time you even crack the binding I've already signed a contract for the next one. And that doujin you fapped three years ago? I made oda's wife dress up as the lead and had sex with her for inspiration when I co-wrote it. I still have the manuscript for the bondage scene you'll never see. You keep waiting for your precious bookdealers. I'll be sitting in my studio apartment, making the real deal with my own hands.

>>55341103
You're a mangaka level troll, you say? Hrmph, I am a corporate bureaucrat troll, and you're as far beneath me as 2channel level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your new volume and no backgrounds? I'm the one who makes it popular with my propaganda and viral marketing. By the time you even pick up that pen I've already contracted a better author. And that doujin you made last year after dressing up your lovedoll for inspiration? I was fucking a girl more beautiful than you could ever even hope to talk to. I still have the new serialization contracts you'll never see. You keep writing your silly books. I'll be sitting in my mansion, counting up all the money you've made me.

>>55341075
Fucking idiot.

>>55341156
You're a corporate bureaucrat level troll, you say? Hrmph, I am a politician, and you're as far beneath me as mangaka level troll are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your viral marketing? I'm the one who makes it possible with my pork barrel spending and hedge funds. By the time you even call an author I've already secured subsidies for "the arts". And that girl you were fucking? I was fucking over more voters than you could ever even hope to talk to. I still have the new anti-abortion bill you'll never see. You keep counting your silly money. I'll be sitting in my office, assfucking my secretary.

>>55340975

Was expecting that to devolve into motherXson incest but oh well

>>55340976

>>55340512
Wait, this is the original thread where the meme that every eleven laughs about started? Because it's fucking hilarious if it is.

does /a/ have that Hiding powerlevel turned to Ika the best waifu copypasta??. saw it months ago.
itmademesmile.jpg

>>55341398
It is

Back then the servers went down with that threat at the top of the first page, and was stuck there for hours, which made it even more hilarious.