>>55334268
Absolutely none.

Go for it Im sure japan would love to have you.

>>55334284
Forgot my image

Pretty much 0%.
First to find someone interested at all in you is hard. If said girl should be attractive and have a good character it's impossible.

OP
>>55332388

Your chances are actually probably pretty good. They must be starved for a male who will actually engage them in conversation and show interest.

Not gonna lie, it would be pretty fucking hard I'd wager.

Girls like the one in OP pic are interested in guys who look as good as her (or better) which means = 90lbs femboy jap with wild hair and retarded/cosplay clothing.

Foreigner + not fat nets you pretty good chances with 3DPD over there.

Pretty high as long as you have some money to go with it. Japanese girls love foreign guys. Most of 'em, anyways.

>>55334268
>So I want to move to Japan.
Stopped reading there.

>>55334318
But it isn't 0, and for me that makes it the same as a 100% chance!

After watching that otaku documentary and finding out how easy it is to walk up to a school girl and get her to sell you the panties she is wearing, I'd say it's better than 15% chance.

>>55334401
If OP really plans on moving to Japan, his #1 choice would be ENGURISH TEECHA which is probably not net enough Yen to sustain 2 otakus and general life necessities.

let's us define "foreign" first.
Because foreign is not always foreign.
You guys, as americans or europeans, are considered foreign people but for people in china or korea.
Does this makes them really foreign?

If you were black your chances would raise to about 50%

>>55334470
wat

link?

ITT: virgins who have never been to japan nor had a girlfriend ever talk authoritatively about japan and japanese women

If you are White, 0%. If you are Black, 0&. If you are Chinese/Korean or any other type of dark skinned asian, 0%.

still planning to get a girl friend just why.............

100%
pic related

>wanting a girlfriend
>2011
I didn't go to Vet school for 7 years to have some bitch take all my money

>>55334470
>>55334470
>>55334470

Sauce please.

If you are white and not disgusting, they'll be all over you. Might not be the types you'd like, though.
I have no idea how the otaku thing would play into it. If you're obnoxious about it, you'll probably be shunned.

Also, this is not anime or manga.

>>55334616

>>55334648
Damn, those poor naive deluded retarded children. I hope their dreams aren't crushed to badly or I might have to stop laughing for a split second.

>>55334679
And yet I get the feeling that you're the one asspained despite posting this.

So I want to move into the 2D world. I want to become engrossed with 2D culture.

And I want to find a cute Husbando.

What are the chances a Hibari Kyoya being interested in a 3D little girl?

Note: I am not a female. There is no such thing as women. /a/ is filled with homosexuality.

>>55334676
>If you are white and not disgusting, they'll be all over you.
Yea all over you shouting "WHITE DEVIL GO HOME WHILE DEVIL GO HOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>55334655
> Vet school
>money

>>55334716
You're still a child aren't you?

>>55334708

you mean.
WHITOOOO PIGUUUUUU GOOOO HOOOMUUUUUU!!!

become AV actor, you could be like Goro and fuck everyone's waifu like a boss

>dat feel when you'll never get an adorable cosplaying gf like the one in OP's pic

>>55334716
Coming from a neckbeard who probably still lives with his mother, thanks for the boost in confidence.

>>55334748
No, it's WHY THE PICKLE GO HOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEEE?!!!!!!!

you'd fit right in living with island monkeys, they're just as retarded as you are

>>55334744
No, I'm in medical school. For a good reason.

>>55334775
Best of luck to you~

Am I the only one tha tthinks the girl in OP's image is actually a real doll?

Just look at her eyes.

>>55334716

>2011
>Not getting medical science/law degree
What's it like being retarded and poor, faggots?

I knew coming to /a/ was the right decision xD

>>55334883
What is it like to pay money for your education in 2011?

>>55334818
Your the only one that thinks thats a girl and not the trap that it is faggot.

>>55334911
What is it like still living on earth in 2011?

>>55334911
Only about 5000 dollars a semester, with student loan having 0% real interest.

It's good living in a real country.

>>55334900
>xD

Stop it, faggot.

>>55334816
yeah right

>>55334883
>medical science/law degree
I like having a life, thank you. Enjoy being a worker drone the rest of your life.

>>55334900
>xD
Get out, faggot.

>>55334708
Every country has racist fucks.
You don't have to leave the country to find people willing to hate you. I almost got shot once visiting a friend in a bad part of town - drove two blocks too far and met some wonderful (and well armed) colored gentlemen who weren't too happy about me being on their street.

That kind of stuff makes you appreciate pissed off salarymen who would cover in fear at the sight of your GAIJIN SMASH face.

>>55334883
Are you stupid?

>>55334928
My family owns one of top 20 law firms in the nation.

Sorry to disappoint you.

>>55334883
Triple major in Mechanical Engineering, Electrical Engineering and Computer Science.
All of that in four years of post-secondary education, entirely on scholarship's dime.

You can suck it long and suck it hard, mongrel.

>>55334941
Maybe he's a mexican here illegally (in the USA). Some states they get free college tuition

>>55334949
>>55334960
hivemind

>>55334900
Fucking Youtube comments.

>>55334980
If you want to make things up, you should make it semi-believable

>>55334771
Don't have netflix, where might I get this?

>>55334983
I doubt they'll give you the 100k for med school

>>55334883
America is now the only real country on earth?

>>55334949
>>55334960
lmao u mad?

>>55335013
Not sure. You might check for torrents?

load up cash
go to osaka
obtain christmas cake
bring her home with you

>>55334983
Well germany has free education for everyone.

>>55335012
It happens to be the truth.
Believability isn't an issue.

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>>55334980
>Mechanical Engineering, Electrical Engineering

You're either a freshman, a liar, or clinically retarded.

>>55335051

not free, it paid by taxpayers' money

>>55335013
>>55335013
Want to know, too.

>>55334980
Enjoy working under me, 'engineer' scum

>>55335051
german universities charge 500euro per semester, except in hessen.

>>55334268
>>i want to move to a place with 13 hour work days
no you do not op.

>>55335051
After reunification, my x girlfriend came to the US to go to college because they weren't allowing many west germans in so they could load up the universities with east germans. Sort of like affirmative action in the US.

>>55334980
Joke university?

And how does it feel knowing that hard science people (such as scientists and engineers) earn 30% less than social science (business/economics related degree) people in Japan?

>ITT people talk down to each other about their choice in degree
You guys are such literal cock suckers, I imagine everyone of you talking shit with a lisp and what sounds like a full mouth of cock.

>>55334369
Pretty much this. If you don't look like the guys in this picture, then you can forget about that dream of yours.

>>55334268
>silly american thinks he can survive in japan

dohohohoho

enjoy being looked down upon even by cashiers

>>55335170
>yakuza 4 character meet up.jpg

>>55335186
There's 5, glad to see you made it out of the 5th grade.

>>55335170
They're ugly.

>>55335172
Couldn't say about mainland Japan, but in Okinawa, US servicemen are pretty popular as husbandos. I know a dozen guys that married there and brought back there wives. I know some who stayed and opened up businesses.

>>55335199
Can't tell if trolling...

>>55335247
Can't tell if really retarded.

>>55335199
Yakuza 4 doesn't have only 4 characters

>>55335237
i'm pretty sure that's not true, no one likes americans.

>>55335169

welcome to the internet

>>55335270
Fucking lovely, some shit from a game.
I don't give a fuck jerk each other off.

>>55335237

>Okinawa
>Japan

hahaha....... no.

>>55335219
what were you expecting from monkeys?

>>55335290
Gald that managed to find out that you are the retarded one.

>>55335045
>load up cash
>go to osaka
>hit on christmas cake
>get beat up by yakuza

osaka is the most racist city in japan

>>55335219
Whatever you say, if you want to raise that trampled self-esteem of yours. They're pretty much the guys that every 12-27 year old girl wets their pants over in Japan.

>>55335305
>Herp Derp
go fuck yourself assclown.

>>55335279
Then you're more retarded than you look, seeing how it has been happening for decades and my friends did not marry ghost women. I was stationed there at Kadena AFB

OP, you are pretty shallow person.

>>55335314
This is me giving a fuck.

>Go to Japan
>Get lost in woods
>Get kidnapped by a hot female Ogre
>You have sex with her all day erry day and she calls you Oni-chan

>>55335279
There are plenty of (literal) whores ready to open their legs

>>55335291
Wut? You don't believe Okinawa is part of Japan? Hey....google mutherfucker.

>>55335291
Holy fuck. Did you literally just graduate from Elementary School?

>>55335320
>Then you're more retarded than you look
That's impossible and you know it.

>>55335353
might be, but it's true that no one likes americans you guys should've excepted this by now.

Here is how you can do it OP

>Be Asian
If you aren't Asian, you'll find it tough to live in Japan, you will very likely be discriminated. Not always the case, so it's all up to how lucky you are.

>Have a degree/experience in a popular field
If you were planning on being an English teacher, reconsider. Teachers at the pre-university level make fuck all for money. You won't be able to support two people's, much less your own habits. Why not be an engineer? They want to make Gundams, why not help them and be known as part of the team that advanced giant mecha technology? If you have a good job, you're in for a treat. Girls will be all over you, including the ones you don't want. But that gives you the opportunity to be selective. That will help later on.

>Speak Japanese fluently to the point you could pass off as Japanese
Yeah, if you want to blend in, learn to speak well enough to sound local. That requires a lot of work though. You won't be able to get that local accent right away, so focus on learning to speak properly.

>Be alpha
This is probably one of the less important things, but if you want a Japanese girlfriend, don't be the shut-in you've always been. For the most part, Japanese girls like confident and assertive guys, as do most girls in general. Remember how I said with a good job, girls will be all over you and you can be picky about what girl you want? It helps here. You can now be the alpha that you never were. Sluts will be all over you for the money. But you can reject them all to get with one of the otaku girls.

ITT People getting trolled

this thread again.

if you are a loser who can't get laid in your own country you will be just the same (if not worse due to not speaking the language/knowing the social rituals) in japan. also you will have 90 days to either find a job/wife before being sent home.

We
re all going to be replaced by robots so whatever degree you get, you're gonna be obsolete

Supposed to be going to Tokyo next year.

I need to find a maid bar and go in the most formal attire I have with a top hat and monocle, and pretend it's a day-to-day occurance. See what the reaction is.

>>55335398
We've donated the most to relief efforts, I'm sure there are plenty of whores for us over there.

>>55335398

>should've excepted this by now.
>excepted

>>55335348
Who's good looking in your opinion then?

>>55335041
No torrents

>>55335013
bamp

>>55335429
their reaction willll be that you are a creepy weirdo
but they will smile anyway because that's what you pay them for

also most maids are in fact pretty ugly

>>55335434
Not really. Alot of the population thought that the U.S. just helped out for publicity / good image. Only the some of the older women are genuinely grateful for the help, and would probably whore it out.

>>55335467
I honestly don't care bro, seriously.
I'd rather sit at home and fap to Chinese cartoons.
Women are the bane of my existence.

>>55335469
I don't know what else to suggest. Maybe see if some one has uploaded this in segments to youtube?

>>55335490
Nice projection. That's most likely what you think.

>>55335500
whoa.

>/gaia/ thinks girls like that actually wander in Akihabara and are otaku

Those are paid models.
Young girls that have NOTHING TO DO with anime and just are doing their work as models.

The same goes for meido cafe.

They hate otaku.
You have fat fujoshi everywhere, that have Kaiji backpacks.

>>55335490
It sounds like you're making shit up based on things you read on the internet.

I was actually in Tokyo this summer, and other than having to keep the AC off to save electricity, nobody gave a shit about the Tohoku incident, or even mentioned international help. In fact, they seemed pretty surprised to learn that anyone foreign would have even heard about the incident.

tl;dr J-girls are still sluts who will fuck on the first date regardless of nationality

>>55335519
Go dig up some posts from 2chan, you'll be surprised at how people act off-line and on-line.

Tokyo is an international business city. Just sayin'. I doubt they really freak out seeing foriegners. If you ever watch documentaries done in Tokyo, you see allot of foriegners amongst the crowd. And zero fuck is given.

>>55335596
I'm sure they have their share of racism.
But I agree with you, they learn English for a reason.

>>55335412

>Be Asian

Nope. Chinese/Koreans are much lower down the social scale than white people. Only Africans are discriminated against more than people from other Asian countries.

>Teachers at the pre-university level make fuck all for money.

Not really. I earn 330,000 yen a month and my rent is 45,000. My girlfriend has a job, we split the rent and have substantial savings.

>Have a degree/experience in a popular field

Irrelevant. You will never break through the glass ceiling as a foreigner. Even if you are fluent in Japanese, which is so much harder than you think it is to achieve. Ten years living here and you would still not be 'fluent' nor know enough about social/business customs to not be a liability.

>Be alpha

Nope. Means nothing here. Women want a husband and kids before they are in their late 20s. Being a 'player' might get you some one-night stands in Roppongi but will not help you find a long-term relationship. Of course you do have to go out in order to meet people, but that goes without saying outside of /a/

I don't think you have ever been to Japan, ever had a girlfriend or ever had a decent job if one at all.

>>55335589
>teenagers posting on the internet, mostly male.
I seriously don't care.

>>55335625
>Never break glass ceiling in Japan
>Never break glass ceiling in US
>Never break anywhere else either
>Forever shit wage

>>55335596
And if you've ever been to tokyo, you'd notice monkeys staring at you everywhere you go

>>55335666
>Not knowing what 2chan or 2ch is

>>55335565
>that have Kaiji backpacks.
I'd hit it if she'll keep her backpack on.

>>55335666
>2chan
>Teenagers

What?

>>55335718
I do know what they are, and it's mostly young people and they're mostly male.
You think just because those sites are Jap sits that they suddenly have more females they males?
fuck that.
Angry faggots that have no real grasp on reality just like here.

>>55335672

>Glass is just too hard a material, you know?

>>55335625
Most normal japanese girls don't have much against other asians. Just like in other countries, and particularly in Japan, not everyone is hateful to other races. There's the vocal 2ch conservatives that hate other asians, but they also hate americans for the whole nuking them thing, but they are as bad as 4channers in terms of representing the the country.

For the few discriminative places/people in Japan, they definitely dislike Americans more than chinks and koreans.

>>55335756
You dont understand

Every island monkey with internet access visits 2chan daily

2ch is the one with the angry faggots, but island monkeys have a disproportionately high number of angry faggots so the number's slightly skewed there too

Wait til the k-on movie airs and go to japan with lots of british flag clothes. That's what i'm going to do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzmgyFQNvvU&feature=related

Island monkeys, so cultured

>>55335799
>Every island monkey with internet access visits 2chan daily

This is what faggots who have never been to Japan actually believe.

>>55335830
Great Idea! you'll be the talk of the town for sure!
>did you see that faggot with his foreign flag and faggotry all around?
>ahahahhahaha, I did, did, what a piece of shit.
>he's here for the k-on movie ahahahahahahhaha
I hope it goes down like that.

Oh and if you get robbed or killed over there, good luck

Island monkey have like 94% conviction rate. Because they dont bother with cases that may be even slightly challenging.

>>55335799
I think you're mixing up 2ch and 2chan again.

>>55334369
>>55335170
My cousin from japan showed me a pic of her boyfriend. The only thing I told her was.. "Are you a lesbian? He looks like a fucking girl"

If you are latino, you can pick up pretty much any girl you want on the street, for some strange reason they seem to be really attracted to tanned skin.

Just never talk about anime and manga, its a huge turn off.

>>55335936
I talk about whatever I want while I'm getting sucked off.

>>55335672

I'm quite happy with $50,000 a year equivalent at 23. That is above the median household income in the US. I am getting married next year and will probably do a masters online in order to work at universities. My wage would be enough by itself for when we have kids but an extra 2-3m yen a year couldn't hurt seeing as she won't be working for four years at least.

No Japanese company will allow a non-native to become even a low level manager. Any moron can have people under them in America.

[caution] kimchi warning

>i want to move to Japan
>I want to become engrossed in the otaku culture
>I want to find a cute otaku jp girlfriend

>Not that big of an otaku all things considered

>>55335936
Aw yeah. Plus a got a pretty boyish face (which I hate), but I'm not a big enough weeaboo to ever to there so it doesn't matter anyways.

No wonder you people think Japanese are all prejudice, you're all fucking retards. They're probably laughing, 'oh man, did you see that fucking moron? He thinks he's tough by calling us monkeys.'

How is this /a/ related?

>>>/jp/ is that way.

>>55335936
>If you are lationa

Bueno.
I see my genetics payed off for more than just a naturally strong and testosterone overblown body. That and affirmative action in American schools.

Holy fuck, it must suck being white.

>>55336029
ever go there*

>>55336048
Latino*
>Scissor switches

>>55335865
But... I've lived there for three years you retarded faggot

pic related, oresama enjoying some chicken

If I dressed like Dino and went to Japan,do you think I'd get laid?

>>55336095
I bet you'd cause another tsunami as all the japs get wet

>>55335625
You're full of shit. You can obviously become sth more than a pen scratcher.

>>55336095
You'd get laughed out of a bar.
Apparently.

>>55336120
>>55336095
Do it!

>>55336159
Nah, that's only if you look like the old and busted White haired dante. New hotness is all the rage at bars. Guys just quake in fear at the sight of him.

>>55336048
>I see my genetics payed off
latinos are nothing compared to the masterrace.
spain, mexico, south america are all fucking shitholes.

>>55336123

no. you can't.

>>55336317
You squiddin' me? Even kraut's /int/ is green with envy from mulatto's.

>>55336317
While that is true the Japanese seem to prefer Latinos from Mexico for whatever reason, so every one else is kind of fucked but not was bad if they were white.

>>55332388

>>55336317
spain is a great european country but south america is shit.

>>55336407

BRIC is the future - brazil, russia, india, china

europe and USA have had their chance. they blew it.

>>55336436
you wish. europe is the master race continent and it will always be like that.

>>55336436
>brazil
haha, fat chance

south america is a shithole because the CIA spent decades installing drug cartels and fascist warlords

compared to africa, which has been terrible since time immemorial

>>55336407
germany, switzerland, austria, skandinavia>benelux>everything else in europe. if you´ve ever been in spain you would know how fucked up the country really is, it´s like european third world.
es hat einen grund warum es herrenrasse genannt wird.

Girl in OP's picture is pretty cute. Is she anyone in particular, or just a generic maidcafe ho?

>>55336491
Germany is holding the rest of Europe on it's shoulders, don't lump together the other shit nations together with it. All of eastern and southern Europe is made up of third world shit holes like Greece and Romania.

Spain, UK, and France are barely holding up by cheating Germany.

>>55336511

>>55336529
ich war schon 3 mal in spanien. warum fahren so viele deutsche nach spanien in den urlaub wenn das land so doch so kacke ist?

>>55336548
come now, UK and France are holding their own.

And how dare you put spain with the two mentioned above

It depends. My Swedish friend studying there have a 25 year old Girlfriend (he's 21). It only took him alcohol and 5 months. She's an 7/10.

So not impossible.

>>55336596
I was being modest by not comparing UK and France to Portugal as well.

>>55336674
dem be fighting words!

>>55336573
How does the UK overtake Germany?
It's GDP is slightly smaller than France's at the moment and Germany is in a different league with twice the population and with a much bigger GDP.

>>55336741
Because for the last 70 years Germany has lived under the tyranny of the UN and EU.

The last thing they want is for Germany to be successful.

>>55336741

ask goldman sachs, who compiled that prediction.

>germany
>twice the population of UK

what the fuck am I reading? UK will be largest population in europe by 2050. that most of them will be muslims is incidental.

Japs have ridiculous fucking work ethic, if you ever managed to meet their standards and actually enjoying your life, kudos, because I'm pretty sure most native Japanese can't even pull this off.

If you want a chonga honga girlfriend so bad move the fuck to Vancouver, atleast that way you can live comfortably and have some time for yourself.

A girl of that calibre could probably get herself a rich, likely experienced and cultured older man, who would spend his shit on her and take her all around the world and all that jazz.

Do you really think you can compete with that?

Though, her face does look really plastic - it's kind of creepy in fact; but, if those plastic Koreans sell, then I'm sure she would also.

Just saying.

>>55335485
>their reaction willll be that you are a creepy weirdo

They'd think you're a weirdo if you were wearing normal clothes anyway.

>>55334268
Lightning-chan thread?

Just remember, 90% of Japanese women are disgusting looking. Out of the 10% that are decent, 5% of them have gotten plastic surgery.

Those 5% are usually rich and date rich guys, so you're left with 5% of the population. Which is scattered throughout the country and your chances of meeting on are slim, let alone her actually liking you.

Sorry kiddo.

>>55338075

Not if your a 9/10 10/10 wearing really nice classy clothing. I myself am 9.5/10 and i usually go to school with some nice jeans and shirts, and let me tell you man clothing makes a huge fucking difference. I've been told man that my clothes increase my hotness level by a lot. Normally im a 9.5/10 w/ clothing my level is increased by over the cap to 11/10. And i get pussy like a fucking mad king man. QC

>Move to Japan
You want to visit for a week and then get laid as much as you can.

>>55338851
You just might be, like, the most aweomest guy ever, man!

>Jap exchange students back at highschool
>Hated on the chinese kid
>Hated on the black kids (just cause people told them to)
>Jap chick had a white bf back in japan
>Jap dude was obsessed with fucking white girls.

Personally, i'd say they're pretty okay with us whities.

>>55339049

Y los espanos que?

> whre´s my japanese shimapan wearing, seventeen year old otaku tomboy schoolgirl baaaaw

I´m going out tonight with a normalfag chinese christmas cake.

Have to keep those expectations realistic.

>>55339427
>short haired
>tomboy
>gorgoes eyes
that's all i need to ask for

and i saw such a girl the other day but didn't ask her because came straight from work and looked like a hobo ;_;