I'm only 20 so I guess I'm okay.

how many of you still make shit threads? If you answer yes then get the fuck out.

How bout fuck off.

ok, mister successful, how do I get a job?

>mfw job application's "employment history"

>>55330740
not me.

>>55330748
There are tons of jobs that'll hire you whether you have experience or not, just fill out an application. And if you want something better than that, go to community college, get a GED, do something, bro.

23. No, fuck you. I also live on welfare that you pay your taxes for.

25 asian male here. was living by myself for 3 years. lost job. lost motivation. back at my parents now. what now anon?

>over 21

I have three months left.

>>55330775
Sanitation engineer

>>55330775
i always find it's nice to say you worked for some small time construction company then put down a friend or family member's phone number so if they actually go through with calling they can cover you easy.

Even if you have a job, you'll still be living with your parents. Living by yourself is expensive and overrated, friends don't exist, most bitches don't work and cost more than living expenses. What's up with the idea that if your still living with you're parents past 21 that your a loser? This isn't the 50s anymore where a single income is enough to sustain you'reself.

I'm 23 and I can find a job in no time but I don't wanna work because I hate my life.

1 more year.

I don't need to work, because I already have everything I want. The only things my parents do is feed me. I see nothing wrong with that.

>>55330875
If I can.

>>55330807
haha ok man, whatever. Have fun being a manchild for the rest of your life then.

>>55330824
Same thing happened to my cousin, it's never too late bro. Take advantage of living at home for awhile, get another job and save up while your parents provide free food and shelter, and then when you feel like you're ready move out again. Just don't disrespect your parents by not doing anything while they provide for you, bro.

>>55330864

you'reself.

You're fired

I live with my parents but I have a job and I pay for all my own shit.

I still have two more degrees to pay for, so how about fuck you?

People who look down on the Neet/Hikki way of life are just jelly.

What if I'm going to college?

>this thread

If I read this 3 months ago I would have felt shitty about myself, but I JUST got hired at a warehouse for Amazon.

And it's a night shift. Fuck my life.

I don't leech off my parents, I leech off the government instead. Enjoy paying for everything I own, wage slaves.

Im 21 and looking for my own place but im having no luck at all.

Job im also looking for but i want something that i can do next to college and still is likeable (ea not support or groceries)

>>55330957
nothing wrong with living with your parents bro, I'm just saying don't leech off of them.

>>55330982
i can respect that actually. Good on ya anon.

>>55330864
Some jobs pay more than minimum wage, you know.

>have nice job for 3 years. Laid off cause company goes bankrupt.
>Just barely get a new job for a yea as a temp worker. Laid off at the end of the contract.
>Unemployment down to 4 weeks left
>Need job
If it becomes too bad, ill have to apply to Fry's..
Feels bad Man.

I'm 26, still leeching off of my mother and the government, I don't even keep track of how long I've been doing this anymore, but it's probably about 1.5 years. I also lost my motivation after I lost my job. I don't even know how to explain my huge employment gap. I don't think there's any way to escape anymore.

>>55330964
This.
Haters gonna hate and have a miserable life.

If finding a job is so easy, then surely people I know can easily give me a position.

Oh whoops lol that's false.

>>55331090
>Unemployment down to 4 weeks left
I know that feel, man. I've only got a few weeks left too. I'm seriously panicking here, which in a way is a positive because i didn't even have the energy to panic for the past year. I just don't know what to do. The job market is shit, who would hire a useless shut-in?

I´m almost 40 and leech off the government. I did work for ~15 years, though, so I think it´s ok to retire early.

Why don't you get me a job then faggot?

>>55331015
>>55330807
>HURRRRRR DURRRR IMA SPEND YOUR TAXES
>every fucking leech ever

Well if you are so fucking lazy and enjoy minimal amount of money be my guest. I'd rather pay for what i need / enjoy with the money i earned than worry about how long can i leech of the system before it breaks because too much faggots are leeching already.

Why contribute to society when society in a way pays tribute to me?

Guide to living on easy street:
1. Fake a mental illness/make it seem worse than it is
2. Collect sweet government money and free house
3. Laugh as I only need to pay water and electric bills
If you're not cheating the system, you're a sucker. Enjoy buying into bullshit propaganda about how you have to work to be happy and buy pointless shit.

>>55331202
Yeah, and I´d rather spend 24/7 doing stuff I like instead of being a wage slave. Internet is not that expensive.

>>55331090
>If it becomes too bad, ill have to apply to Fry's..
Have some dignity, man.
I'd rather an hero than work at Fry's.

I'm 20 and have never had a job ever. I doubt anyone will hire me.

OP confirmed for white american male

I'm 22, moved back home while i'm at grad school because it's right by the L so I can hop on.

I'm grateful that they let me stay.

OP you suck. You can't have a job with med school on your back.

>Work all my life to become NEET
or
>Just be NEET and collect sweet gub'ment money by pretending I'm sooooooooooooo depressed; money that will be nonexistent by the time I actually have rights to it as well

Option two sounds pretty fuckin' sweet Anon. I'm gonna need way more convincing to "go out and get a job" when the whole point of that act is to accumulate enough financial stability to do exactly what I'm doing right now.

Seems kind of retarded if you ask me.

>>55331229
How much money are you getting a month?

>>55331186
>leeches off his parents his whole life
>expects other people to get him a job
I probably could too, because I'm not a waste of space like some people.

>>55331229
As much as I hate myself for being a useless person, in a way this is true.

A lot of employed people are pretty big leeches themselves. Lying, cheating on their taxes, and for those who honestly work for what they earn, how many of them really get to enjoy it? Doesn't matter how successful you are, you can lose it all if you piss off the wrong person, or your wife decides to leave you, or your industry goes down, or whatever. There are a lot better men than I am in the unemployment line.

>>55331224
>>55331240
I REALLY hope EVERYBODY in your countries starts to think and act like you.

>>55331293
400 a month, my bills and food cover maybe half of that. The rest goes on shit I feel like buying. I've got a friend who spends his time botting in online games, he says he makes over a grand a month.

I'm not a leech because I can't get a job, OP. I'm a leech because I can't hold a job. Panic disorder, not so fun.

>>55330824
wow dude. If you weren't asian maybe we could've become friends

Yes
22
Leaving next year, is that alright with you OP?

>>55331229
>>55331288
Is it really that easy to fake depression? I mean, I've never been to a shrink, so I wouldn't know, but I've spent a good chunk of my life trying to convince everyone that I'm not depressed. Sucks when you probably need professional help but will never get it because you never let anyone know.

3 more years.

I'm 23, living with and leeching off my parents however I also do work for my father as an assistant and a translator. where is your god now?

>>55331286
My bad bro, you actually have no idea how much i respect you for going through with med school. It takes a lot to do that.

>>55331271
What's that supposed to mean? Are you one of those "WAAHHHH I CAN'T GET A JOB CUZ DUH WHITE MAHN BRINGEN ME DOWN" fags? And I'm not white, I'm actually arab.

>>55331288
>I'm gonna need way more convincing to "go out and get a job" when the whole point of that act is to accumulate enough financial stability to do exactly what I'm doing right now.

You somehow overlook (on purpose ?) that after you have your own house and financial stability things like government kicking you from 'your' quarters and halving you 'pay' because they need money for another war on something just doesn't happen.

>>55331390
A simple depression is not enough to drop out of life. You need a more serious condition like shizophrenia etc.

Also
>Going out
>Mexico
It's fucking Afghanistan out there, fuck you OP

>>55331409
If things were better in my shithole country I would've probably been a fireman, not a doc, well anyway that's how it is. Though the idea of a military doctor was very tempting as well

>Anon! You need to go meet the managers in person to follow up on applications.

I don't know if I should have attacked my mother or laughed at her. Naive mother still living in the past.

Never getting a job.

The day the government stops paying me for being autistic is the day I kill myself.

I do, I'm 20 years old.

>If you answer yes and are over 21 then get the fuck out of the house and find a job.
? Some of us are studying at universities, you know, my normalfriend.

>>55331390
Considering diagnosis for derpression, and various other mental "maladies" contain some of the widest range of symptoms in the fucking world it's easy as shit to get diagnosed for
>>55331427
Hahahahaha you cannot be this naive.

>Boohoo I feel as if there is a constant weight on my shoulders
>I feel out of place constantly
>I often think of suicide or harming others

There you go, free ride.

>>55331427
A simple depression? You must've never experienced one, it's not sadness...it's really really bad and it makes you fell ill, afterwards chances of suicide are very high. Depression is a serious psychological disease unique for everyone

Left home at 15 like a boss.

Hey, normalfag, don't you have better things to do than be on the internet? You know, bang your girlfriend, drive your car to places, drink at clubs...

The fuckever you people do. We're busy being losers, so kindly realize that your taxes will not suddenly lower because you come here and tell a few hopeless faggots to get a job.

22 years old here
Father's been dead for ~6 years, mother for 3-4.
Been job hunting on and off for probably two years now, but the economy is in a shithole
But I'm also running out of money
Finally getting motivated and looking harder and trying to turn my life around but it leaves little time for anime and manga.

18 and just got a new job that I'll be starting in about a week

Feels pretty good but sage for blogpost shit

>>55331427
Depression is a serious condition. Real depression can debilitate you to the point where you can't get out of bed for months.

>>55331493
>>55331494
Well, yeah. Sure. I know what I´m talking about since I am depressive myself. Mentioned suicidal intentions some years ago and whoops I was locked up in a hospital for months and fed haldol and other shit.

>>55331568
I know. Been there myself. And was still treated as unemployed by the authorities.

>>55331484
I really don't consider going to uni leeching off your parents, cause at least you're working towards independence from them. I was really directing this thread to the people who do literally nothing with their lives, sorry i should've been more specific.

>>55331562
So what are you doing on /a/ ?

>>55331390
Suicidalfag here.
Depression is a bitch but you are a bitch if you let other people know. As long as you don't have any means to kill yourself easily and you learned how to put a straight face when you have to, you should be fine.

It's not fare for other people to worry about you or pay your bills through taxes.

>>55331613
Silly OP, there's nothing to do in life anyway. It's pointless and random and it doesn't say anywhere that you die if you don't do something with it. For all I care I should be doing drugs and having sex with prostitutes then blowing my mind off. I am pretty sure this life would be more fulfiiling than a normal life. But fuck everybody does what they want.

22, still live at home but I go to school full-time and I have a job.

Rent is mad expensive in this area man, I'm gonna live at home until I get a real job from my degree and I can actually afford moving out.

>>55331427
Yeah, I never expected to be able to get welfare just for having depression. I was just curious about how easy it is to fake. Can people really keep up the ruse long-term and deny themselves everything? I sit in my room, avoid meeting people, I barely participate in my hobbies (can't keep interest), continually think about suicide, never sleep right, can't concentrate on anything, have no hope and no self-esteem, am drastically underweight, often suffer from panic attacks and sometimes hallucinations. Those who know me are never comfortable around me because I'm that grumpy guy who is negative about everything. I just don't see how any normal person could fake that for long periods of time. I mean, I guess you can just lie about it, but aren't professionals supposed to be able to pick up on that stuff?

>>55331494
It also doesn't just go away when your circumstances improve. In fact, some of the worst times I've had were in good situations, like when I qualified for extended unemployment, ate a good meal, or when I was around friends having a good time.

What if I leech off my wife?

>>55331639
Damn, you are a fucking man. Don't commit suicide, we need more people like you in the world, bro.

>>55331444
>living in Mexico
>living in Jalisco

lol enjoy your cartels and rain of body parts

It's hilarious how America is sick and disgusting country and no american even realizes it.

Living with your parents, having a job and buying the groceries and doing necessary home work isn't bad.
Actually it's something that humans are supposed to do.

>>55331617
Burning a few hours until it's light enough to go out and get more shit done, why
I've already done around a dozen online applications this morning already

>>55331723
You seem so tired dude, wouldn't it be better if you got some rest instead?

>>55331705
>normal person
>on /a/
I can do everything you say on the list without an issue, aside from the mental shit they can't actually test for.

>>55331721
>Jalisco
>Bad
Laughingwhores.gif

What little useless pride I have left is the only thing keeping me from leeching off my direct family.
Instead, I just leech off the government. Receiving around ~£550 a month, £200 of that goes to my cousin who I'm living with to help pay the bills and buy the food, the rest I'm free to spend on whatever I want. Can't exactly say I hate this lifestyle, though it can be pretty depressing sometimes living the same stale routine day after day.

Yes, but only because they offered so I could save up some money and move to a capital city where my degree will actually get me a job.

And this is after self-supporting myself for 5 years after college.

>>55331680
All I'm saying is don't make life harder for your parents. Other than that, ya sure you can go do crack for all i care.

>>55331706
I'm fine with it, but post that on /adv/ and you're sure to get some laughs man. The people there are legitimately fucking crazy.

>>55331568
Been bipolar all my life, only my specialist knows.

Did 2 years homeless then 6 years military without medication. 15 years later and no break from working.

Sometimes the best medicine is a teaspon full of concrete powder.

>>55331562
Did your parents not leave you anything or something? Or was it all split up between a bunch of kids?

>>55331639
>Mentioned suicidal intentions some years ago and whoops
This is why I never EVER mention my suicidal thoughts to ANYONE. Even though there's a risk I'll go through with it, I don't want that shit on my permanent record. The only hint anyone has ever had is that when I was younger my father discovered a suicide note in my room that I had written and discarded as a literary exercise (I wasn't suicidal back then).

>>55331639
>As long as you don't have any means to kill yourself easily and you learned how to put a straight face when you have to, you should be fine.
The thing is, there are bridges, tall buildings, and train tracks everywhere. I've often sat on train tracks at night, but I never go through with it. No one knows, so it's not a cry for help or anything, but I'm afraid that one day I'll finally give up and do it for real.

>>55331705

It´s not THAT hard to get welfare for psychological conditions. But depending on where you life they won´t simply let you alone and pay your bills. A friend of mine is a schizophreniac and in order to get his welfare he had to sign a contract that he is willing to attend to some daycare shit for ~30 hours per week. So not really much different from being bound to a job. Well, except that he just needs to appear there and sit around for half of the day drinking coffee.

>>55331780
>teaspon full of concrete powder
I'm hoping I don't get this because I'm not american or something. Could you explain what does that mean?

>>55331739
Thanks for the concern, but I've only been up for about two hours now. Got a lot of stuff to do today.

>murder parents
>get free house and cars
>live off the money from low risk investments
Enjoy living with old people waiting for them to die, hoping they won't eventually kick you out.

>>55330719

>my parents leech off me
>mfw

Life's not so easy, unless you're a total dickhead.

>>55331859
Reported to the FBI.

>>55331862
My friend is having the exact same problem. He works his ass off to have his fucking parents leech 3/4 of his pay.

He's leaving next year, I'm going to miss him cause he's my bro, but fuck he deserves a better life.

You guys are really comfortable living off of $400-500 a month? Doesn't it suck not being able to buy all of the stuff you want for the hobbies and what not?

>>55331765
I'm the same way. My unemployment money goes to pay my student loans and then for rent and groceries to my mother. Still, just living under her roof I know that I'm costing her money and it kills me. There's no worse feeling than being a man and still relying on your mother to live.

>>55331838
A teaspoon full of concrete powder is the "medicine" given when being told to harden the fuck up.

>>55331859
YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL MOTHERFUCKER

>>55331914
I've never been much of a buyfag anyway. A few hundred bucks every few years to upgrade my PC, and buying new consoles isn't that expensive. I only buy figures occasionally.

>>55331914
>hobbies

My hobbies are.. anime and /a/. Occasionally I'll buy an action figure or something.

>>55331964
>implying they can catch me
Feels good to move to a country without extradition laws. Plus, I think you have to have actual evidence, a joke on a message board isn't going to make them reopen a case seen as an accident.

>>55331914
To be honest, I just can't work up the enthusiasm to want to buy hobby goods anymore anyways. What little spending money I get goes to alcohol, which really probably doesn't help my situation at all but helps me stave off panic.

>>55331814
(I'm the 39 poster)
Well, I think I have it easier without trains or bridges here. And I would feel really bad for the guy in the car that gets me (and there's the possibility that he'll try to avoid me and fuck himself up, which would be horrible).
Can't say that I haven't wondered what bleach tastes like. But If you have a familly you pretty much have to keep it up for them.
Relationships suck, too. Once I shared my stuff with a girlfirend and between me feeling in a too vulnerable position and her attempts to help... well, it sucked.

>>55332029
Shit man. Hobbies are better.

>>55332071
Don't drink bleach, it tastes like utter crap and burns the shit out of your mouth. Just make an exit bag, easy as shit and painless.

The upside of working is travel guys.

I live mega cheap as well in student accomodation, dont have the 40" plasma, car or house or anything. Just put the money aside to travel overseas.

Fuck the bitches, fuck the system, but fuck sitting in front of a blue glow my whole life as well.

>>55331919
Oh, that makes so much sense that now I feel retarded for asking. I'm gonna try to use it in my country just to check if it works.

>>55332126
My job lets me go all over the world, all paid for by the company. You jelly?

>you must leave the house if you're over 21
Fuck off, American.

I'm 23, I leech off my parents and there's nothing you can do about it.

The only reason you can't understand something like this is because moving out is so ingrained in your silly foreigner culture that you can't possibly imagine there are places where people do the smart choice, stay home, and save money.

>>55331914

I'm living off ~200$/month and I have a job. Sucks living in Europe's gypsy raped asshole.

But since I'm sharing an apartment only half of that goes towards bills.

>>55332071
>But If you have a familly you pretty much have to keep it up for them.
Yeah, and what's worse is that my mother is a cosigner on some of my student loans. Which means that if I kill myself she'll probably be out on the streets. It would be the most selfish thing I could do, but when I'm particularly bad I just have this tunnel vision and can't think of anything other than your failures and wanting to disappear. Which is probably why I shut myself away in the first place.