>How do you guys go to cons
You don't.

>going to cons

>>54422737
..is that man wearing a wig to hide his receding hairline?

I don't, went twice per some friend's request. But never again.

Pretty much everything is cheaper in the internet anyway

>go to cons
You are on wrong board. >>>/cgl/

>>54422774
>>54422780

>THE GAME
>SUX
>TROLOLOLOLOLOL, etc.
>U MAD BRO?
Holy shit. Someone tell me that they punched this dude.

You either go to cons with friends or not at all

So basically for /a/, not at all

>Go to Supanova Brisbane
>People wearing Guy Fawkes masks and 4chan badges

>>54422833
>>54422833
What the green fuck are 4chan badges?

>going outside

>>54422802

>>54422870

Fucking hell dude, I JUST managed to get over that pic, here we go again.

You ignore them. Those fags paid money to be all "lolz ITROLLU I'm part of a cool internet club guys". Treat them the same way you treat trolls on the internet, only realize that they are much more pathetic.

Why, why, regardless of whatever board you visit, go out in public like that guy?

Same with the fuckers in the Fawkes masks that look like high school freshman.

>>54422870
Holy shit, they added to this?

>>54422833

I was there. I wanted to hit the faggots. Did you hear them spamming fucking /v/ memes all day?

I've never gone to a con, mostly because the ones around here are shitty. The last one had HannaMinx as a guest of honor. Yes, that YouTube bimbo.

Even if there was a decent con around here, cons in general don't seem worth the price of admission. Gas, food, lodging, and ticket prices rack up quickly. After the entry fee you're left with overpriced swag you don't really need and could probably find online.

This is of course disregarding the attendees since they can be hit or miss, but judging from videos and stories they don't seem like people worth interacting with.

>>54422926
No i was too busy buying my gundams to hear their autistic bird calls...

>>54422737
> deal with these sorts of people
We don't. right?
>>>/cgl/

>going to cons

>go to con
>little kid walking around
>flash card with "the game" on it
>you mad bro? signs every hour or so

You deal with it by not giving a fuck. I'm not there for the other people besides to laugh at them maybe.

>>54422971

Consider yourself lucky. They seemed to fucking follow me around, I swear...

People like in OP's image are, in reality, just sad, insecure, lonely children. He's doing that because he thinks it makes him look edgy and cool. He just wants to fit in with what he perceives as the "4chan cool crowd". He wants to belong. Really, it just makes him look embarrassingly pathetic.

These guys are the reason I don't go to cons, I could stand the landwhales and the big 3 faggots, but these faggots take it to a whole another level.

>>54422870

And there goes my appetite...

I've never been to a con. Are these sorts of people common?

>>54422833
>New Supanova in November
>Remember that MLP exploded in popularity
>I can already see the horror

>>54423017
>I'm not there for the other people
What's the point then if not for the social aspect? Can't really see why you would go otherwise. If you just want to buy stuff, you can get it online for less money.

friend wanted me to go to a con, but I declined. I don't like noise at all, gives me vertigo. Here's the aftermath of what happened:

>He goes cosplaying as Reno from Final Fantasy
>ends up piss drunk in an elevator, half asleep while some chick is on the other side just as drunk
>staff carry them out
>they make their way to their own rooms somehow
>he goes pantsless through the damn hotel, still drunk as hell
>winds up in the girls' bathroom, tries to rape a sink
>the drunk girl comes in, videotapes it
>later, it's on the internet
>Friend comes home, requests we browse /b/
>"might as well, /a/ is shit right now"
>we go there
>see a thread with him cosplaying as we scroll around
>he says "Dude, go back, that was me!"
>picture of him trying to fuck the sink

The rage after that was funny as shit. He didn't know the girl's name, so he was fucked. If I had gone, I probably would've prevented that at the cost of getting sick. To me, this was the best scenario, as I got to laugh at his bad cosplay AND keep my dignity.

>>54423070

I'm going to Armagedon Melbourne this year, I hope it won't be that bad

I personally just chill with whoever doesn't seem to be with a group. Those ones are usually the most sane.

People to who go cons:

Neckbeards
Yaoi hambeasts
Underage faggots
Ugly cosplaying sluts
Decent cosplaying sluts
Normalfag boyfriends of decent cosplaying sluts
A few /a/non buyfags

>>54423097

>browse /b/
>keep my dignity

>>54423070

I'm probably going to it too, god I can just imagine the MLP fags now...

Why do I have the feeling they're gonna be the ones who wear the "anon is leejun" shit?

>>54423170
Don't forget guys trying to get laid. (which isn't as difficult as you might think at these things)

I'm part of the staff at the two cons taking place in my shithole of a country and security is one of the things I take care of around the site. So to answer your question yes... and no. It depends how much of a loud faggot the guy is. To the autistic faggot you posted, I'd confiscate the banner and shirt. If he'd be against that, then I'd kick him out. And of course he can be kicked out just as well if he keeps acting like an autistic moron even after his shit was taken away.

>go to cons
nope.
I wasn't mad until i saw his shirt. I would probably beat the shit out of him until i got annoyed with him crying for his mommy

>>54423181
>/a/ was shit at the time
I had a good reason. Plus, this was before /b/ was cancer. I never stayed there. Plus;

>good grammar
>not throwing curse words everywhere I can
>not using emotes

I do believe that's enough proof of my remaining dignity.

>>54422870
Look at the size of that foot, holy shit. That thing is almost as disgusting as the uteral lining next to it.

I have been to a bunch of cons for the past ten years, and never once had a bad experience. The worst thing I've seen is Narutards and Bleachfags prancing around like idiots, but it's not like they ever came and bothered me.

I don't know, it must be a miracle I've never run into trouble.

>>54423087
Barter with the vendors, go with some bros, see the shit for sale. All that stuff.
>friend wants a hug pillow
>30 bucks
>enter Spice and Wolf mode
>Challenge accepted
>set up the negotiations
>convince him I only have 20 bucks left
>plead friend who wants pillow to give me his "last" 5 bucks so I can buy it
>barter price down to 25 bucks

Feels more satisfying to do the transaction in real time where I can try to negotiate prices and like I said, going there to laugh at the people is fun too. Have to admit, seeing some nice cosplay work there is always satisfying.

>>54423097
You should post pics

>>54423196
Yeah.

Neckbeards
Yaoi hambeasts
Underage faggots
Ugly cosplaying sluts
Decent cosplaying sluts
Normalfag boyfriends of decent cosplaying sluts
A few /a/non buyfags
Normalfags and asian guys who go to cons to get laid.

>>54423196
>(which isn't as difficult as you might think at these things)
Who thinks that? Everybody knows sluts love cons.

The one con I went to was a nice bonding time for me and my little sister.

She dressed up as Amu from Shugo Chara.
Two girls squealed and hugged her as soon as we got in.
She got scared and clung to me the entire time.

I go to cons for potential cosplaying girlfriends and I've succeeded

>>54423310
Until they are fucked by Kamina and start crying rape.

>>54423331
Was that shit ever resolved?

>>54423264
>implying I'd save a picture of my friend fucking a sink

As funny as it was, no.

>Best friend's imouto desperately wants to go to a con, just once
>Offer to take her since I got free tickets from a friend working there anyways
>The con ends up being a game of protect bro's imouto from large crowd of pedophiles and rapists

We did manage to get some SERIOUS discounts on merchandise, though. We spent $50 on three figures and $10 on a body pillow because the dealer didn't want to take too much back with him on the last day. The artist alleys usually have some hidden gems as well.

>>54423352
The last think I read was the guy showing up and saying it wasn't rape, she wanted it, and he did use a condom.

Went up to Matsuricon a couple weeks ago. Didn't pay to get in. My friend went as Toad and got his chest signed by like half the cast of Pokemon, and the highlight of my day was hearing someone say "You know, I like you, but I don't want to give you all my money."

i make cons here on chile
they are a great $$ source, with some friends we make 2/year and they pay our university

>>54422788

Holy fuck, he is. confirmed for so bald

>>54423403
also
cosplaysluts love to get dem staff cock

gb2/con/

Just kidding. I don't think /con/ has been around since '07 or so.

I've never considered attending an anime convention, although my brother has been dragged by his weeaboo friends (I use this in the true sense of the word)

I don't discuss anime with my friends and have no intention to ever experience the grease and horrible smell those things entail.

I... I DON'T KNOW OP I DON'T KNOW AT ALL
I don't have the money to buy things, my social skills suck too much to try talking to people, and I am bad at video games. I have no idea of why I went to cons in the past, nor why do I still kind of want to go. I even almost had a panic attack last time when I was in front of the maid café-like thing and my sister wanted to go in.

>>54423403
Please don't tell me you're the ones who makes "cons" at CineArte normandie.

Please.

>>54423467
Nope, i dont live in santiago

>>54423459
/con/ became /cgl/ in 2007

A cosplayer told me she lost the game.

I took a look at her and noticed she was Suigintou.

I asked "The Alice Game?"

Just ignore them. Are you so beta that you let faggots ruin your good time? He's a fag, fuck him.

>>54423479
Oh, then everything is alright.

>mfw memespouters

>>54423493

The dumbass in OP's pic bought a ticket (with his parents money), so he can waste his time doing whatever he likes. He can't actually annoy anybody unless he starts shit like talking smack at some con guest's interview booth or physically disrupt a contest - and if he does too much of that, con security will toss him the fuck out.

meanwhile I'll have some fun

>>54423506
I cringe everytime I hear one.

The key to enjoying cons is to ignore the annoying cunts and landwhales and go with some friends. Just enjoy the good cosplays and laugh at the bad ones. Look at all the overpriced merchandise. Go to panels and events that interest you. Whether or not you can ignore the idiots decides how much you will enjoy it.

>>54423504
You should try doing some cons mate

i do em with 3 friends, its easy job lol

also

10millions/1 day
and dem hot cosplay bitches on you

I'll just leave this here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jChALYpPTX4

>>54423313
>She got scared and clung to me the entire time.

>leaving the house

>>54423536
This. I rather have some idiot like him stand there for attention than aspie congoers rolling on the floor (happens all the time) or doing retarded shit that blocks the flow of traffic.

>Going to cons

>>54423558
>mfw Mario guy
Jesus, know when to stop

That is clearly a dealer's room. You have to BUY admission to the con to get in there. If he was wandering the halls with a group of other rowdy individuals I'd probably sigh and ignore it, but if I saw him in an area you have to pay to get I'd probably just laugh at his clinical Autism. Actually, if he was walking around alone in the halls just seeking negative attention and not socializing with anyone else, I'd probably laugh even harder.

>>54423556
chilean fellow here
where do you make your cons?

>>54423696
That Mario guy was really ridiculous.

Haven't been to a con in forever. Last time I went, it was kind of cool. There was this guy cosplaying Sol Badguy, and he was hanging out with his scrawny little blond brother.

I told him his brother probably would have made a good Bridget jokingly. He said it would have been awkward because he was gay for Bridget.

This was like, seven years ago.

>be told "cons really aren't that bad!"
>go to a con
>stand in line forever
>get inside
>the stench of unwashed bodies hits the nose like a fist, rapes its way into my skull and makes me sick.
>immediately run to the nearest trashcan and projectile vomit breakfast
>go to the bathroom, dry heaving all the way
>get some tissue and cover my nose and mouth
>I can breathe again
>walk around the con with face covered
>fat unwashed landwhales grunt and squeal like pigs and cows
>horrid fucking cosplay
>everyone stands around pretending to look bored but really just silently begging for attention.
>the figures, posters, etc are overpriced
>there's no point in going to these things, is there?
>go back to the hotel, stop off at the liquor store beforehand
>some girl got locked out of her room because her roommates were fucking
>offer her a drink in my room
>mfw I fucked a 13 year old girl

>>54423731
Wait, is he serious? I thought he was just making a pun on "Chili Con Carne".

>>54423735
He sounded like one of those super awkward autistic kids with no social skills.
I think he'd fit right in on /a/

>>54423731
Concepcion/La Serena

we dropped la serena this year, profits at concepcion are bigger

>>54423558
oh god, this is terrible

>>54423755
Not sure if serious

>>54423772
i dont pay tickets so im relieved its not in your cons. i'd feel bad
im in Puerto Montt btw
we're like starting to have massive cons and events. also they're full of weaboos. i laugh at them the whole day with my friends in our stand

>>54423807
absolutely serious.

Go with bros go to pannels, get autographs, go to concerts, buy shit and ignore the fucking retards.
I go to anime expo and it's fun as fuck.

>>54423849

Are you from a magazine or comunity? maybe i have heard of you guys

and weaboos are fucking fun
specially in La Serena, theres a lot of weird guys, and they are willing to pay whatever price you set to them, one time we put the ticket at 7000, and we got 1200~ persons in the con. it was hilarous.

Never went to one. Just saw a video.
So, they spout /b/ memes
Jump around like retards
And hug other people?

This is scary. Why would anyone go to one of those places?

You are suppose to go around and "ACCIDENTALLY" break Cosplay props

>spics talking about cons
no wonder we all hate them

>>54423935

To buy stuff? I always hear stories of people finding some good shit from cons

>>54423896
im from a community but not the ones who organize the event Kaizen Summer Meet
my community cooperates with them with stands, tough. we are kinda neutral against the big two communities here
we still dont start to sell merchandise and shit; the event is small comparde to others. we have to improve a lot yet.

>wife wants to go to a con
>I'll humor her, so we go to the con
>not particularly memorable one way or the other
>some guy attaches himself to us (mainly to her)
>keeps following us around, trying to put his arm around my wife, etc
>dude, you realize we're married, right?
>he can't keep his eyes off her fucking tits.
>suddenly, THE WEIRD happens.
>he's really a psychic vampire from another dimension. Zordon himself gave him a power morpher to fight evil here.
>look can you just go away?
>cops a feel off my wife
>she hits him
>I hit him
>he starts this shrill giggle, like hee hee hee
>hit him again, he falls over
>get kicked out of the con
>never go to cons again

>>54424000

oh sweet, maybe someday we'll meet, and you'll be in one of my cons, mitebcool

>>54423558
>Mario

>>54424013
And YOU got kicked out? Security wasn't sympathetic to a psychotic tard stalking and molesting your wife?

>>54423543
>>54423883
That's the problem. Most people here don't have any close friends that share their hobby, or at least to the same extent. I've got one that watches anime a little bit, but asking him to go to a con? Fuck no. He's still too much of a normalfag for that. You can't really do anything unless you have a bunch of friends outside of the internet.

>>54424065
Cons are filled with normalfags though. You'd be surprised.

People on /a/ don't go to them for that very fact.

I prefer going to cons alone so I can actually enjoy the panels without my normalfag friends just wanting to wander around the dealer's room for a half hour and then leave.

>>54424064
Maybe he meant the guy gets kicked out of the con.

>>54422737
>go to only anime convention in austria
>nostalgia critic is there. i hate this faggot
>it is held in my university, now everytime i go there i will be reminded
>it is also an old and prestigious building and they tainted it with their crap original character do not steal manga prodcutions and other shit
>austrian cosplayers fucking suck ass and 90% of them are nauto cosplayers or others
>only good cosplay was a panty&stocking and a durarara group
>not a single madoka cosplay
>not a single stein's gate cosplay

i hate my country, it's like they don't even know what's popular atm and are always a year behind at least

austrian bros if you read this (as if there are any): is anyone out there with better taste? if so tell, i want some bros

>>54424018
how is your community called btw?
maybe we can use your ideas to get better over here, it'd be really helpful
and like you said maybe someday we'll meet each other in one of your cons
but we wont know we´re meeting anyway lol anonymous

I think a con would be fun to go with if I actually had some bros, but unfortunately everyone I know is a normalfag or has only very slightly dabbled in hobbies like gaming or anime.

Fuck! Why is it so hard to find people who actually watch a lot of anime but aren't fucking retarded about it?

Chilean bro here
in Santiago all cons are so expensive with narutards and hetalia fujoshis
but I go only for meet girls

the Cine Normandie cons aren't cons are boring

What is there at cons exactly? I kinda want to go to at least one to see what it's like, but I don't really know what's there. I know they have some musical guests and things like that, but the rest is a mystery to me.

What do they have to actually make your money a well investment besides getting the satisfaction of knocking out a retarded stalker?

>>54422870
Fuck, and I thought the males of 4chan were fat disgusting forever-alone losers. I now know there is a female counterpart.

>>54424124
>nostalgia critic is there. i hate this faggot

fuck off

>>54424165
sup, Puerto Montt bro here
tonight i've seen lots of chilean people over here. it feels great

>>54424160

>>54424165
also
>hetalia
>hetalia everywhere
i know that feel

>>54424124
Steins Gate Cosplay would be retardedly easy as well.

>>54423755
The first part of the story made me never want to go to a con, but the prospect of fucking some underage girl has me interested again.

>>54424135
We dont have a specific name, we are just 4 guys that makes cons on different cities lol
never tough of a name to be honest


well mate, the key is to make your own cons
find a city where people is retard (like Serena, or Concepcion, anyway, most small cities work)
Ask for a school in the city hall, get some shitty locals bands and put publicity everywhere (this is the important part, you can ask some companies for publicity, in serena we use aguas del valle, they provide us banners and such) with a good work, and some luck, you can get easily 800-1200 weaboos at your con, with tickets at 4000, its like 3millions ATLEAST, easy profit.

>>54424160
What state do you live in my friend?

>>54424244
Chilean pride

This was from a con.

>>54424292
>>54424292

>Chilean Pride
>Madre

nope.

>>54424269
>lab coat
>unkept hair
>look like you stayed up all night and never sleep
>ramble on about conspiracy shit

I am Okarin IRL 8)

>Went to a con nearby
>Boring, so I just wandered around
>Found a quite place
>Saw a hot girl cosplaying as human form Alice from Monmusu Quest
>I approached her
>She asked: "Who am I cosplaying as and what series am I from"?
>I answered: "Alice from Monster Girl Quest"
>She gave me a blowjob as a reward

>>54424318
Her monkey face will never stop making me disgusted, it's even worse in her other pictures, I'm still not sure using "her" is correct, it could easily be a man. The costume is nice and all but fuck.

OH BOY, HERE WE GO

Dumping con-related stories, but I have weeaboo-horror general as well if people want.

>>54424292
>Chilean Pride
>posting U de Chile
you lost my respect

>>54424277
i like your way of thinking as in "look for a city with retarded people"
im gonna look for your cons in conce to see how they look like
thanks for the advice bro

>>54424346
is the narrator of this a guy or a girl?

>>54424336
Please, if you will, share more.

>>54424165
I haven't seen that many narutards lately, but man, hetalia fujoshis are everywhere. That or Vampire Knights faggots who always kiss on stage.

Before I could take photos from almost every cosplayer I found good, now I only take 3-4 photos and buy some stuff.

Shit's depressing.

>>54424367
Fellow Cruzado also?

anyway, you'll probably find em shitty, for fans they are shitty (mostly) but they are great business (anyway people is retard and like em anyway)

>>54424382
I always presumed it was a female myself.

>>54422737
http://washiblog.wordpress.com/2011/08/07/daily-intake-07-08-2011/olympus-digital-camera-3/
>daruuu

>>54424339
I'm pretty sure that's a dude

HOW DOES THIS MAKES YOU FEEL?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwHapH0LVy8

>mfw Valparaiso have more cons than Santiago

>>54423558
That guy is funny.

>>54424394
Well, that's about it. I just said "Thanks, you need to say some Hora Hora, though." to which she replied "Haha, you're right, well have a good day." and then I replied back "You too".

After that when I was about to go to the parking lot, I saw her again talking with her friend who is cosplaying as Ilias. I don't know if her Ilias gave the same kind of service or not, but I was satisfied so I went home.

>>54422737
I think I know that guy. Where was this photo taken?

>>54424410
sadly for you and the other guy im Albo
anyway i have friends who are Del Bulla and Cruzados so its all right. we make fun of each other.

all that matters is having a good time and if we can help to do it, no matter how shitty is, it'd be worth the effort

>>54424467
>>54424467
>>54424467

>>54424523
>>54424523
Cool, hope you enjoy em (:

and its ok that youre albo, atleast you have a stadium and an international cup, not like other teams... that call themselves "pride"

>>54422737
>implying that guy doesn't look like a /b/tard

and why hello there that lady sitting in the background

THIS STORY

GOD

>Chileans
>Talking about cons
>Complains about Valpo having more cons than Santiago
>Complains about not having cons

What the fuck guys, I live in Valparaiso and the cons are worse than standing in front of the PUCV inhaling tear gas.

They are like a fucking parade of narutards and landwhales, and the only time I went (to see if I could find some quality manga) they only got big 3 and yaoi.

Fuck. That. Shit.

(also horrible cosplays everywhere and "nah, si hay que valorar el esfuerzo :P" bullshit.)

for Chilean bros
Anime Festival Deluxe 2011, Sep 10th, Industria cultural Cueto #1470 Comuna Santiago Centro

I can't go, I have a class on Saturdays, prepare your harpoons

>>54424651
you should read my post, cons are a great source of money, you have to organize them, not attend to em

and when youre part of the staff, most of hot cosplay bitches want your cock

>mfw no one here would survive in a Mexican convention
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy-FN5F2Uxs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YzGgvYZDNs

Going to cons and meet all those gaia and summer fags, showing my ultra hidden power lvl? NOPE NOPE NOPE

Well the only con I go to, PAX, doesn't have especially obnoxious people. The worst is a few shitty memes drawn at the fangamer booth but that's easily ignorable.

>>54424579
thanks and hope to find you in another thread bro!
>>54424651
you find horrible cosplays not only there. they are like everywhere
>>54424690
sadly im not from santiago
>>54424691
>bitches wanting my cock
i really have to make a con
thanks for all the advice again bro

Too bad there will be no /a/non meetup.
The alpha-betas would want to beat the shit out of the beta-betas.

>>54424691
I like that you make money from it but please stop doing them, or at least not in my region, please. Taking the subway or the bus in those days is a godawful experience (when alone, if in company we can all point and laugh).

>>54424772
i dont make em in santiago or valparaiso, so dont bitch about it bro

>even fucking chile has more anime cons


i fucking hate austria

>>54422833
>Supanova Brisbane
I went in '08 with my "friend" and his weeaboo friend. By christ, it was the worst day of my life.
>buying anime/ manga at supernova
Never again.

>>54424745
I cosplayed at PAX! Did I run into you?

>>54422870
Brilliant. This is almost as good as /jp/'s floor shitting threads!
This is why I come to 4chan. I already feel better about myself.

>>54424876
I fucking love austria. Seriously, chilean cons are shit.

>>54424925
Chilean cons are source of infinite profit

fixed

>>54424879
I went to Supanova Brisbane a couple years ago too. God, so many underage weeaboo girls wearing dog collars and hauling people around with chains. Considering they didn't have a first aid table it's amazing nobody got hurt.

Was 08 the year there were heaps of Death Note cosplayers? I forget what year I went.

>>54424876
Come on. There are some cool things in Austria.

Bruno.
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Steve Irwin
Mozart

Cons aren't that bad, unless you're fucking unlucky and get the worst of the worst.

Not to mention you can find some figures there that you usually cannot buy online. There's also times where you'll meet cool people and just chat. I met a cosplayer at the last con I went to, and it was a pleasant experience. Though that might be mostly attributed to the fact that I havent had human contact with others in almost a year.

>>54424968
>Was 08 the year there were heaps of Death Note cosplayers?
I didn't see anyone in Death Note shit. But fucking jedi's/ stormtroopers, sailor moon and pokemon cosplay everywhere.

>>54424627
JAYZUSS KROIST

>>54425029

Last year I had the misfortune of being cornered by a landwhale who wanted to brush my wig because she had a fetish of some kind. She left bruises on my arm from how hard she was gripping me and then claw marks after I pulled away from her to run.

After that I was in line waiting for an event and had to stand behind this fat kid trying to cosplay Roxas. He kept making lewd comments about me until I told him to fuck off. Later I found out he did the same thing to my friend's little sister, asking to touch her boobs to see how she'd binded them.

I'm almost dreading going to the same con this happened at in a couple weeks, but if I see this guy doing something again I'm just going to straight up get him kicked out.

>>54425118

Must have been 09 then. That was my first Supanova con, I'm not sure I'll ever go back.

>>54424698

lol @ morrigan everyone went wild.

>>54425419

It's a good time if you go with friends who aren't huge weeaboos. Just ignore the retards.

>>54425118
I'm not a fan of cosplay but I have to admit that Master Chief was a boss. I don't know how that fucker didn't melt.

>>54424899
Depends, who were you?

>>54425478
The monkey-faced one

>>54425473
Yeah, that guy is a boss.

I went to one, Had one good cosplayer who was a dude and but im not that gay so it sucked

>>54425500
No then sorry. Maybe you saw me, cosplaying as Vincent from Catherine.

>go to a con, it was cool
>go to another con, it was cool
>decide to cosplay at the next one as a Hetalia character
>fat hambeasts "glomping" me everywhere
>one comes up and roleplays to me, kisses me on the lips against my will, she tastes like Monster energy drinks and Doritos
>smell like sweat, doritos and fat body odor all day
>never dress up for a con again

>>54425010
reading these stories mad me realize that most of you are underage and really really really weak

i mean i can't even comprehend how you can be this emo and retarded to let another person ruin your day

cons confirmed for omega hideouts who are too weak for the real world

You don't know shit about con horror stories unless you know the Miku period blood one

>>54425541
Oh and I forgot to mention the one who kissed me is black and I'm racist as all fuck so I was standing there in complete shock and revolt.

>>54425010

Hitler.

White shirt?

>grab mustard and ketchup bottle from table
>hit and run that nigger like the idiot he is

Oh I'm sorry, did I ruin your hilariously cliche internet t-shirt?

>>54425552

>>54425552
oh my god.............

>>54425609
>cosplay as Hitler at whatever con is coming up
>hell, just dress up as Hitler for any costume party
All of you people should do this.

>>54425542

I'm not so sure. We're not exactly conditioned to deal with people like this, even in our normal lives. Being at your first or second con and suddenly being confronted by a weeaboo/creeper/whatever can be pretty intimidating, especially since you go into a con thinking everyone is going to be friendly.

But give them a couple years and they'll probably start being able to identify the idiots and either avoid them or tell them to get lost.

>>54425704

The Hetalia fujioshi will just call you "kawaii Hitler-chan" and insist you're a tsundere. Afterwards they'll ask you to kiss Stalin-chan.

>>54425531
There were two. One in a suit and one in underwear. I presume you're the suits one with the worse Catherine at the con?

>>54425774
THERE'S NO ESCAPE

>>54425505
>Brisbane Supanova
Never again
>Brisbane /a/nons
I would get drunk with all of you if I weren't so scared of everybody.

Ever wonder why the term "trolling" only appeared here, on the Internet, even though there are seemingly so many people who do it outside?
In fact, trolling always existed, it's just that it wasn't called "trolling" - it was called "asking to get your face punched".
Sure, it may count for replying to a troll, but I doubt he's gonna be too happy about it in the end.
Say what? I have to pay for a broken tooth?
Well shit, if I can give some of my money to punch a fucker in the face, I'll do that every day! Especially if I get to break a tooth.

>>54425866

Maybe if there was an /a/ meetup I would go again, but stuff like that never really works out.

>>54425866
It's not so bad.

>>54425866
>>54425947

I'll have to do that one day. I hate to say an "/a/ meetup", but just a gathering at a hotel somewhere in Brisbane for Supanova with only /a/ bros and get drunk whilst watching flavour of the month or Bible Black or some shit.

It would be memorable for sure.

>>54425979
I could bring in my jazz band and we could play Bebop tunes all night.

>>54425979
>watching porn with other men
I don't understand this.

Saw these bitches walking around con all weekend with this sign, and they giggled and shit whenever someone got mad or gave them that indifferent look at them

>>54426002
Haha some entertainment would be good for sure.

>>54426013
We'd watch it dubbed. For the lulz of course.

Regardless I couldn't organise anything this year because of military. Keep an eye out on /a/ in 2 years.

I swear to god, everyone at that con wanted to kill those fucking bitches, or at least beat the living shit out of them

>>54426069
I'll mark it on my calendar.

Not con related, but here's some of the worst weeaboo ones I have.

>Go to first animu convention
>Spot this really cute chick cosplaying
>People are taking pictures of her
>Easily best cosplay and hottest girl in the entire con
>Later go to masquerade
>Sit next to two K-ON landwhales
>Hot girl in cosplay pops up between me and K-ON landwhales, tell K-ONs "Hey I'm going to be on stage in a bit," chats a bit
>Easily 10/10 in terms of looks, voice, personality
>Hot girl goes on stage
>Winner of karaoke contest
>Next day go to open karaoke with friends
>Group sing Pokemans opening
>Cute girl standing next to me
>Different costume so didn't recognize at the time
>Say "nice costume" talk for a bit, made it herself, etc
>Make friends
>Search her name up on FB
>She's the hot girl from the prev day
>Too pussy to add as friends

what do /a/

sage for being blog

>>54426091

Heh maybe we could all cosplay as a big group or something. Or that might be taking it too far.

>>54424627
MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK!?

>>54426116
Too far. Even thinking of an /a/ meetup is too far. I just wanted a beer.

This thread has made me never want to go to a con ever again.

I've only been to 2 and had somewhat fun times with bros.

From the looks of things it seems as if 3 times is the charm for worst experience of your entire life.

>>54426110
>hurr sage for being blog
Why did you post it then faggot

>3DPD
>>>/adv/
>>>/soc/
>>>/b/
>>>/cgl/
>>>/v/

>>54426110

Add her, initiate flirtings, if she seems like on of those chicks that just flirts with everyone then drop it.

Provided she isn't a retarded annoying weeaboo.

>>54426116

As long as it's both cool and the costume can still be crappy enough to be fun, it can be done.

Or else everyone can just cosplay Manma.

>>54426110
>really cute chick cosplaying
In my experiences, these chicks are usually batshit insane. I can't tell you for post con stuff, but during, they make for a great one night stand.

Add her, anon.

>>54426159
I'd wear the gundam box.

>>54426131
Duly noted.

>>54426159
Maybe we could all get a shitload of dodgy Zero costumes.

>>54423213
>before /b/ was cancer

/b/ has been cancer from day one, newfag

Brisfags, hate to turn it into /soc/ shit, but any of you at UQ?

God damnit /a/, why do I have to be in the fucking West instead of in Brisbane.
An /a/ meetup would make a con worth going to.

>>54424731
>see's me drawning le animu
>le

Fuck you reddit faggot.

>>54426210
Military-fag.

>>54426212
It's only like a fucking hour drive, don't be lazy.

>>54424627
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! How horrifying.

>>54426144
It contributed as much to the thread as your post did.

>>54426151
Don't think she is. Looking from FB more of a cosplay person.

>That akward feel when adding someone you barely know

>>54426110

If she's single, she's nuts.

Also, in actual life, subtract 2 or so. You have con blindness

I'd kill this guy not for sign, but for the t-shirt. After pissing at his damaged face I'd admit that I'm mad and successfully trolled.

>>54426212
What kind of west? Ipswitch west or burramungamiddlafuckinnowherebruv west?

>>54426239
>Western Australia
>hour drive to Brisbane

I wish.

>>54426210
If you are at Gardens Point, I am across the river. South bank campus for Griffith. There are two. I won't say which.

>>54426252
She's "married" to this other cosplayer girl on FB who came from the same town.

10/10 on normal facebook pictures as well.

>>54426279
sup fellow WAfag. South of river reporting

>>54426280
Nah, that's QUT. My campus is at St. Luica.

>>54426298
>not living in NT
...
...
...
;_;

>>54426298
North of the river here.
Mandurah sucks ass.

>>54426303
St. Lucia

>>54426303
Ah. I have friends there. (in St. Lucia. Not at UQ). I am an idiot for getting the two mixed up though.

One day a con will ban memes and be pure enjoyment.
One day.

>>54426279

Thought you meant West Brisbane.

Herpaderpa.

>>54426193
jesus fucking christ
what the fuck is wrong with you people

>>54426295

>married to girl on fb

That's like a neon sign of STAY AWAY.

didnt know htere was a con in sweden but it looks shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GgvJK94s3s

wat da fuk is this shit, i actually laughed at 0:53 or something

>>54426325
most anons from WA I've talked to seem are from the north. feels bad to be south of the river

>>54426358
Why?

Tons of girls do that, like adding friends as "family members" or shit like that.

>>54426279

Have you ever been to any of the WA cons? From what I've heard they're a cesspool of insanity, drama and cosplayers so retarded that they think they're elitists.

Any of you Australians remember this? He made it into the same column again recently. the guy was talking about realdolls.

>>54426368
this is exactly how bad the austrian con was, unfunny retards everywhere

europe can't into cons

>>54426223

JESUS WHAT THE FUCK

>>54426413
I went to Waicon in January. Weeaboos fucking everywhere, along with GIRL GAMERS and just general insanity. There were a few people there that seemed alright though. Got a few figures and some manga.

Never been to Supanova, I might go next year though.

>>54426223

>attempting to kill someone over a boyfriend

Well. That's it. I think the human race had a pretty cool run.

>>54426380

That's different. Adding bros as your biological brother is okay. No one really cares. But relationship stuff is a little more serious.

It's just not a good sign, based from personal experiences.

>>54426415
Yeah, I remember that, I also saw the recent one.

>>54426493
Do you have a picture of it or a thread? I am that guy.

>>54426535
>>54426535
Nah, sorry.

>>54426535
I'm pretty sure it's in chanarchive.

>>54426535
Oh, you meant the new one.

Well, I still have the MX. Do you want a picture of it?

>>54426608
That'd be good. I thought it was great.
>>54426535
Props on spreading the word.

>>54422833
Sounds like Manifest all over again.

Working Manifest was kinda cool because of some of the screening and panels I got posted at, but fuck me the people were awful.
Extremely disrespectful weaboo motherfuckers swinging their shitty wooden swords around that cost them something like
$70AUD, screaming and hugging and all sorts of stupid as fuck arguments regarding powerlevels or whatever the fuck. Half the
people at the Katawa Shoujo panel didn't even know what the fuck it was and were disturbed by the fact that those few of us
who have been following it all these years "wanted to watch cripples have sex". Fucks sake I hated it and I never want to do it again.
I will gladly go back and buy some shit, see a few screenings or panels, but never again will I work there. The staff are the biggest
pieces of wasteful shit I've ever had the displeasure of meeting and I pray to god they're all neutered at one point or another.

>>54426475

Supanova might be a bit better since you get a greater amount of fans from different sub-cultures. When you concentrate anime fans together it's just asking for trouble.

Don't go to the Friday night preview though, they're always shit. Here's an example of what you'll see: youtube.com/watch?v=hP5mRr5PsiI

I had to go that night to help film that and write an article for a magazine. The weeaboos were out in full force.

>>54426535
>>54426635

>>54424511
Nothing?

>>54426835
hory shet

>>54426835
Thanks. I wasn't expecting anyone to have it. Are you one of those awesome newspaper collectors?

My
Weeaboo faggot of a friend is dragging me to a con next month. Never been to one before only looking forward to the dealers room. Fuck.
weeaboo faggot of a friend ia draggIng me to a con nw

>>54426928
Nah, I just hadn't thown it out yet. I'm a lazy cunt.

I went to a con once.

It was unpleasant, even though I went with a friend.
The worst kind of people gathered in one place.
Every female was loud, obnoxious and craved for the attention they never got in school. ..and most of them were ugly/below average.
Just a few good-looking females, who all cosplayed as a random anime character with as little clothes as possible. The nerds flocked around them.
The guys act so damn beta while trying to be liked by these whores.
There was a time when I used to think gamers and anime fans were cool. That con changed it.
They are the worst kind of people.

I had a lot more fun at a summer festival filled with alpha males and "so-called-sluts".

>>54426780

FFFUUUUU-so many Narutards

>>54426780
Yeah I think I might enjoy Supanova more, I'm a big sci fi/fantasy fan as well.
Waicon was just a bit too underage for me.

>>54424124
Im assuming you mean Aninite.
Fuck, I liked it better last year when it wasnt in the TU.
And jesus, like 15 fucking L cosplays and only big three fans.
I went with a group of friends and holy shit, one of the L cosplayers was a 14 year old girl and she was loudly proclaiming hwo awesome Death Note and Bleach are. Then she started to talk about how she liked blood and dead guys because it makes them cute.
I did find Otaku No Video and the second Tenchi Muyo movie at the con but I always regret it cause it has german subs.

>>54427058

Also, much better looking people on the Saturday/Sunday. There's a second video on that account for the Saturday with heaps of good cosplayers on it.

>bothering with cons
>not just dressing up on halloween instead

>>54427189
Australia doesn't really have Halloween.

>>54427189

But /a/non, surely you noticed most of the posters in this thread aren't from the US.

>>54427208
>>54427216

Ausfag here, me and my friends always have a halloween party. An excuse to get together around a fire and dress up in the worst costumes imaginable.

>>54427279

I'm from a bogan area where peoples idea of Halloween is going to the pub and getting drunk.

Just like every other night of the week.

>>54427315
Basically this. Just another excuse to get drunk.
And for woment to wear lingerie as costumes.

>>54426835
Regardless, thank you.

>mfw I live 10mins away from Comic-con yet I've never been to it.


According to this thread, it'll stay that way.

>>54427315
>>54427340

You guys gotta be proactive. Organise a house party with only a small amount of bros and women who aren't too horrid.

I'm a normal fag. I keep my anime passion a strict secret and I go to great lengths to keep it that way. Unfortunately I'm german, too, and anime fans/otakus here seem to be extra disgusting.

/a/ is the only anime socialization I need.

>>54427425

You know, I'd love to have a horror movie night for Halloween. Just once with a bunch of my friends.

But every single one of them refuses to watch horror movies. I've got friends who haven't even seen a horror movie in their entire life. Feels bad man.

>>54427499
Oh man I know that feel. No one I know will watch them either.

I was just reading through this thread,
All these psychopathic women...
I thought I was the only one...
I had a girl go full fucking strange on me, believing she was a vampire.

One of the most horrible experiences in my life.
And I've had my ex-girlfriend kill herself over my fuck up, as well as some crazy bitch on the internet making me webcam with her while she cut herself.

No wonder I never leave the house any more...

>>54427499
>>54427528

All you need to do is promise alcohol and pizza and they'll flock there.

>>54427534
>And I've had my ex-girlfriend kill herself over my fuck up

Wait, what the fuck?

>Having a 3DPD relationship

You sick fuck.

>>54427539
Tried that, they just hijack the movie night and play shitty comedies.

>>54427551
Hey, it was a long time ago.
I've reformed now.

>Go to cons.
>Don't expect the worst experience of your life.

>>54427573

If you're organising it then fuck them and make them watch horror. Christ, stop be so beta anonymous.

I would congratulate him on having even less of a life than myself if he has nothing better to do than waste his time attempting to troll something he doesn't care about.

>>54427315
Sounds like all of New Zealand.

I don't go to cons because I have no friends.

You are all I need /a/ ;_;

>>54427740
>I have no friends
Friendship is overrated. I shit you not.

>>54427679
I was going to argue that, but I can't. Fuck this country.

>>54427816
>I only have ever had shitty friends

I do not go to cons because I am not a huge, flaming, disgusting, smelly weeaboo faggot.

I'm planning on going to won fes this winter. Other than that I've never been to a con.

>>54427833
I know that feel

>>54427998
It's going to be even worse for the next two months or so with the rugby world cup on.

>>54424627

Holy shit. A good read, though. Is that tripfag still around?

>>54428058

Probably a /cgl/ tripfag.

>>54428040
It's going to be glorious when we lose and we finally wake up and realise we aren't the best in the world by default. inb4 John Key forces more bullshit laws like the copyright law and the road law during the Rugby World Cup while everyone's attention is focused on it

>>54428123
That would be wonderful for all but wives of rugby fans. I just hope people come to their senses and feel so butthurt over us losing that they don't vote for Key.

>>54427087
oh wow another austrian? on my /a/?

add me on skype if you want: dudebroguy

If there's one thing these threads have taught me it's that 3d females are fucking crazy.