ah too much work to think about it...but bump for interest

>There has to be a balance of both male and female in the movie

>last anime I watched was YuruYuri
NIGHTMARE MODE ACTIVATED

Let's not and say we didn't.

Leonardo Oakes
The protagonist, a self proclaimed mad scientist. Since he doesn't like the sound of his name, he uses the pseudonym, Phoenix Revil. The 'Revil' means he wants to REVeal the EVIL in the world.
However, his friends call him Oakley instead, taking the first syllable of his first and last names.

Mary Shiner
Leonardo's childhood friend. She likes to make costumes. When she's working at the local Hooters with her friend, Fairy, she goes by the name Marshi.
Her catchphrase is "Toodle-oo!"

Darryl Hatita
Leonardo's classmate, and a genius 133t hacker.

Kristal Marx
A child prodigy who got her thesis published in Science Magazine at only age 17. Leonardo likes to tease her by calling her 'Kristina' instead of 'Kristal.'

Monica Kira
A quiet girl who's been searching all over California for the famed phantom PC, the IBN 5100. Since she texts really fast instead of talking, Leonardo likes to call her 'Flautist,' as in a flute player. And you gotta admit, flautist is a really funny word.

Lucas Ulysses
For some reason, Lucas' father makes him dress in girl clothes -even though his gender is male.
He looks really feminine -even though his gender is male.
Leonardo likes to call him Luca -even though his gender is male.

Fairy Meowmeow
Mary's best friend, the most popular waitress at Hooters. While she seems like a regular sexy lady, she has an interesting secret.
Her real name is Remilia Hollyworth, lone daughter of the Hollyworth family, who secretly owns all of Hollywood.

Susana Armani
An odd girl who comes to work part time at CRTsR'US downstairs.

>by Michael Bay

>Qwaser
>American film

HOW DO YOU EVEN

Mite b cool..

YuruYuri...
>You have to change the title to fit US shores(If in japanese)
Um, err...
>You have to change the name of the character (If in Japanese)
Meh, it's doable.
>You have to attract the non-anime audience (anime audience too!)
We're almost to the event horizon
>There has to be a balance of both male and female in the movie
NOPE

>>54369673
american pie?

i mean both are shit

Las anime I watched was Yuru Yuri so...

>Dumb lesbians
>Starring Alice, Karen, Cady and Yasmin
>They do lesbian things (this was easy)
>Not fucking possible

If you do this to any show, not just anime it suck even if it sucks already

>>54369599
Fund it.

Baccano is now directed by Guy Ritchie

That was easy.

>>54369731
>Starring Alice, Karen, Cady and Yasmin

Just add Justin Bieber to Yuri Yuri

>>54369599

There are only 2 1/2 males and 5 1/2 females
Mabey change susana and fairy to mael?

>Beelzebub

Babby dick. Either they put some diapers on Beelbo, or some extreme camera angles. Either way it wouldn't work.

Clannad

>Change Title
Clannad sounds normal enough

>Change names
I dunno

>Appeal to non-anime audience
It isn't horribly weeaboo

>even characters
>implying that's possible

>>54369673
Now I'm wondering what Seikon No Qwaser would be like on 4kids...

American Yuru Yuri would sell by millions. Just saying.

It is already being produced by Jim Hensen up in heaven. You will see it after you die, don' t worry, it won't be long.

>You have to change the title to fit US shores(If in japanese)
Musi-club!
ugh

>You have to change the name of the character (If in Japanese)
Yui -> Julia
Mugi -> Marissa
Mio -> Mia
Ritsu -> Rita
Azusa -> Slut McWhoreson

>You have to attract the non-anime audience (anime audience too!)
Marketed towards the Highschool Musical audience.

>There has to be a balance of both male and female in the movie
Now I've lost it.

>>54369833
There's Señor Cathode, Dr. Nachtmann, Mr. Ulysses, and Mr. Hollyworth.

Kaiba....There is no way in hell you could work this over to the american audience

Gintama...

NONONONONO.

I know Adam Sandler will end up as hinting somehow and I will then have to kill myself in front my whole family.

>Redline

Not much to do. It's already packed to be a summer hit.

Blue Exorcist

Randon instead of Rin (Or Reed or whatever I seriously dont care)

Show no longer takes place in a school, the characters have graduated already. Randon discovered his demon blood after Satan possessed his Adopted Father and killed him. He teams up with his brother who has trained to be an exorcist since long ago who introduces him to his fellow exorcist who he has trained with during his youth. They form a band of exorcist who aspire to defeat Satan but a long the way the rest of Satans sons (except that principle guy who guises himself as a fellow exorcist and betrays them towards the end) attempt to kill Randon in hope of obtaining his power so similar to Satan himself. His powers unknown to him he must learn how to use them if he hopes to survive and avenge the death of his father.

Etc

Steins;Gate.

Keanu Reeves as Okabe.

Mnemosyne

I really don't think it can be done

>>54370140

Buffy took place in high school, there's no need to change the setting.