die slowly

>>54329558
dying from rattle snake venom is'nt slowly.
feels bad man

>>54329625
Try being stabbed.

It's not the blood or the pain that gets you, but the sensation of a piece of metal entering your body.

I hope you roast in hell forever.

>>54329625
It's not fast, and it hurts like hell.

Have fun with that, OP.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzJY96m3lkg

>>54329505
>2011
>not having a tsundere imouto to suck out the poison

get your childhood friend to suck the venom out of your penis

OP you retard you should be moving as little as possible.

Cut off the limb that got bit.

>>54329701
I-It's not like I wanted to save you or anything. I was just thirsty.

>>54329749
but i had to feed my cat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsZBX2RhDZE

>2011
>dying when you are killed

>About to die
>Post on /a/

Let's see if I can get you banned before you die.

Serves you right for going outside/not plugging up all the ground level openings in your house.

Sayonara, Space Ranger.

>>54329505
Good, one less shit posting normal fag.

Suck the venom out you wanker.

The chances of dying from a venomous snakebite in the United States is nearly zero, because we have available, high-quality medical care in the U.S. Fewer than one in 37,500 people are bitten by venomous snakes in the U.S. each year (7-8,000 bites per year), and only one in 50 million people will die from snakebite (5-6 fatalities per year). Did you know that you are nine times more likely to die from being struck by lightning than to die of venomous snakebite? The graph below compares deaths from venomous snakebites to some leading causes of death, lightning strikes and other animal related deaths.

You just won the lottery, OP

>2011
>not immune to snake venom

Bye OP. I'll miss ya.

it started hurting like shit,
i love you /a/.
*bang*

>>54329892
here's the graph if you're curious

>Everyone missing the part in which he says "2 hours".

But seriously, hope you don't die OP.

Ireland doesn't have any snakes.

Come live in Ireland with me.

911 said there was no hope, not a single thing you could do to hold out for 2 hours?

Shit, you'd think they could helicopter to you if it's going to take that long. A snake-bite death looks really bad on a state's record in >2011.

Goodnight OP, you will be missed.

OP, shouldn't you be googling ways to save yourself before counting yourself done and over?
You're the protagonist, you make it out of these close calls

>Dying
>I must tell 4chan!
>bro 'till the end

not /a/ related

>>54329505
goodbye accelspammer

Are you going to leave this thread open when you go, OP?

You know what do do.

>>54329949
Wouldn't going to the hospital asap be the better choice to do?

>its going to be 2 hours to get out here
What assbackwards shithole are you living in?

>>54329505

this is why you don't go outside

>>54329960
Dat Plusvalia quota.

So you can't call a friend or a relative to take you to the hospital?

okay.JPG

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_long_does_it_take_rattlesnake_venom_to_kill_a_human

>>54329505
The laughter can't stop
I enjoy other peoples suffering

>>54330103
Probably the desert.

Seriously OP, if the Discovery Channel has taught me anything, it's that rescue departments have helicopters they can use in these situations. Fucking call them back and demand one!

Don't stop posting ;_;

>>54330106

>implying anyone on /a/ is a protagonist

>>54330103
>911
Looks like America

>>54330145
Holy shit. A few seconds? Peace OP...

Drink some 7up is you have some. It can cure anything.

At least that's what the Navajo have led me to believe.

Might as well jam it in your imouto before dying

See you Space Cowboy.

OP apparently you have a chance to survive if you're in good shape and don't move around and you keep the bite below heart level

OP's not replying anymore, guys...

So you get bitten by a snake, instead of calling friends and family to tell them you love them or writing a will, you post on /a/ with an ika musume reaction image
Hang in there, bro

Well, I guess in this case it would be "OP after waiting".

>>54329892
>we have available, high-quality medical care
How can he use such high-quality medical care when he is 2 ours away from being treated by it?

>>54330103
>Rattlesnakes

Southwestern US. His fault for living in the middle of a desert.

>>54330215
>you're in good shape

Poor OP ;_;

>>54330145

I am not trusting this response.
>"It can take less than an hour, but if your helthy youl survive longer with medical attention depending on if you run around and jump in pain you could die in 20 seconds or you stay still you might even survive"

>How long does it take for tapeworms to kill a human?
>they cant stupid

R I P OP

This bro loves us /a/.
I also love him, hang in there dude, you're not dying on us, when times are harsh we go together and form the strongest board, it's a brotherhood.

OP get bitten a lot more by the same type of snake so the poison overflow will keep you alive! It worked for Napoleon.

Please note that that is something I heard as a child and it could be a lie but your life simply isn't important enough for me to verify.

>>54330145
>wikianswers

>>54330231
Why does it have to be the good ones that get bit by rattlesnakes?

Why can't it be normalfag?

Be quiet, stay calm. You can survive if you have balls of steel to do it.

>>54330231
We're probably his only friends.

;_;

it hurts /a/
its taking me a while to type.
but im watching this.
protip: dont get bit by rattle snakes
it hurts so much

Man OP, that really bites.

>>54330238
My sides. I'm crying of laughter and sadness.

>>54330276
HAHAHA YOU LIKE DUDES.
HAHAHA YOU LOVE SOMEONE.

WHAT ARE YOU A PANSY?

>>54330231
We obviously are his friends and family. :3

People actually believe this?

>>54330289
That was cyanide, and he just threw it up before it could kill him.

dibs on his house.

Ekans thread.

OP, the important thing to do right now is keep calm.
It'll slow the poison.

>>54330343
No we're all RPing because we are faggots. Now go away. I'm not being sarcastic.

>>54330343
If you can't believe silly things on the internet, then you must have a really bleak and uninteresting life.

>>54330098
>driving when you are disoriented from snake venom

Not a very good idea. You ever been bit by a snake? shit leaves you loopy as fuck

>>54330328
Where do you live? I want to check the news to find out what happens next.

Hang in there man.

>>54330372
You don't get much more calm than
>Fuck I'm dying
>This will make a interesting off-topic thread on /a/

>ops final message to /a/ right before he dies
>mistypes captcha

>>54330256
No one should considering who ever wrote it didn't go to school to learn how to spell shit. One or two typos are alright but that many is not.

>>54330366

>mfw i realize ekans is snake backwards

OP IS DEAD

Welp.

>>54330434
HAH

See you, Space Cowboy...

I hope is destroyed his hard drive before he went

>>54330451
There's a time and a place, man...

>>54330434
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OP leave 4chan open and a note telling whoever finds your body to make a thread on /a/ about you.

>>54330366
did you know that ekans is snake backwards?

>>54330366
Meme time, already?

Fine the snake and bite him back, you take that fucker to hell with you.

its hurting and its getting hard to see /a/
will i dream?
i hope not i hate dreaming, shit always involves bears.
i dont want to go to bear purgatory.

Dibs on his Ipod!

>>54330366

This thread has been won.

This seems fake as fuck.

I demand you take a picture of your snake bite with "sup /a/" written next to it.

Bonus points if you include a figure of your waifu in the photo so we know you're actually an /a/ regular.

>>54330343
Well, not sure, but if this was true, imagine ?
Him dying and y'all being asses...
It's like the boy who cried wolf, the Internet is full of trolls but if one day some people were really dying and telling us because we were his only "friends", /a/ would just laugh. Sad.
I bet some people who were serious about suicide came here for comfort and found only assholes who made them an hero, who knows ?

Oh god I'm laughing so much.
Feels bad man.

Dibs on hi-aww.

Did you bite it back?

Better not ever forgive that fucker.

>>54330328

GL bro - hope you make it.

Really sucks that we can't do anything but wish you the best, but that's what I'm doing. <3

>>54330498
What's your name?! Don't leave me with a cliffhanger!

>>54330498
Maybe you dream about bears because you are a bear. That explains why you got bitten by a snake and why emergency services won't pick your ass up.

>>54329505
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03qBqP2I4p8

Rest in peace, OP.
See you Space Cowboy

>>54330516
>Him dying and y'all being asses...

But that's probably why he loves us so much!

I'M STILLLL IN A DREAAAAAM SNAKE EAAAATER

I agree, take a picture OP
if you can't post pictures, I'll post my email and you can send it to that and I'll post it

Not your personal blog. Go die alone fag. Or go to /b/, they might suck your dick for a pitcture.

>>54330516
Good. If they're that weakminded that they can't survive on their own then good riddance. And pretty much everyone is a troll because I'm pretty sure that if you are dying you are not going to be able to use a computer and COHERENTLY TYPE unless you have the strongest body known to man.

He was a good tomodachi. It's okay guys, he's watching over us in tengoku now.

>>54330565
>>54330513
ok sure, ill get up out of my chair and look around for a camera, a figure of my waifu, pen and paper, and upload it to my computer while im dying.
even when im dying people are retarded

>>54330566
This is /b/. Observe closer.

>>54330592
oh I thought you were on your phone in the middle of the desert

>>54330533

His name is Anonymous.

>>54330580
Whoa now, I had a heart attack on Tuesday, but that didn't stop me from looking up symptoms online for a good 10 minutes before I drove myself to urgent care.

I thought about posting it here but decided not to, in favor of getting to the hospital faster.

Poor OP ;_;

So go drive yourself.

>>54330592
Give us a name and/or location so why can check obituaries. Not like you have anything to lose.

Also, you're in your house but emergency services will still take two hours?

i wont be able to post anymore /a/
it hurts to much, ill try and watch the thread.
i love you guys.
and i cant post a fucking picture

>>54330592
Yes, they are.
Now hurry up and do it you lazy fuck.

>>54330592
Even when you're dying, you're a shitposting faggot. Do some jumping jacks or something so that this shitty thread can get bumped off the board by the spammer sooner.

If only OP was still alive...

>>54330592
Just to make sure, try not to eat anything including pain meds and ESPECIALLY not alcohol.

>>54330628
what if his phone doesnt have a fucking camera?

Since I'm from Malaysia, we mostly get cobras and other snakes like that.

I remember seeing one try to attack my dog when I was a kid. My dog killed the snake, and she killed 7 cobras in total. Died of liver failure apparently, no snake could kill her, just liver failure.

>>54330647
Right after we start poking holes in your story?

Don't worry OP, see you in Gensokyo later.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_U6mWu1XQA

We're here for you OP
Hang in there ;_;

>>54330541

>>54330647
So post the combination of letters that is your name and/or location so we can google your shit.

Do it. we love you back man

>living in the middle of the desert with all kinds of poisonous shit
>not sealing up all the holes to your basement and ground floor
costanza.jpg, hope, seriousness, etc.

>>54330634
That's some real bullshit there my friend. Even I don't believe it.

>>54330647

I hope you're dying just so I can say something interesting happened on /a/ today.

When is OP going to die?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaZpZQG2z10
hang in there op
and if you live stop shit posting

ARBOK IS KOBRA BACKWARDS

>>54330673
Fuck you man.

>>54330647
where the fuck do you live so i can look for news reports

So when is OP's hell arc going to air?

I hope you really are dying, you faggot-ass cunt. The less shit-posting assholes on /a/, the better.

>>54330754
When he's killed.

By his snakebite.

Don't worry, Godoka will save you from becoming a destructive witch. She won't let your life become tainted like that

>>54330592
Do it you faggot.

Or maybe you just don't want to reveal you're a low level loser who doesn't even have a figure of his waifu.

Good news! The Hedgehog, the Mongoose, the Honey Badger, the Secretary Bird and the garden doormouse is immune to snake venom.
OP, if you are any of these animals you are going to be a-ok.

>people don't believe that OP is dying
>make him look for a camera
>excess movement when he should be resting

Well, /a/. You killed someone. How does that make you feel?

Goodbye, anon. I will remember you.

>>54330798
>inb4 op is a furry and goes out thinking hes safe and dies in the desert sun

You can still make it, OP.

You must find, kill the snake that bit you and drink her blood.

But guys, OP hasn't been killed just yet. The big question is: when the time comes, will he die?

Considering the rate this poison progresses and OP's current time of survival, I don't think OP will die when killed.

>>54330791
This. el mao. wut a nerd.

No but seriously take a damn picture, do it really quick.

But OP, if /a/ is getting hazy and you can't even post a picture, how can you even enter the captcha?
Shit got harder since that squiggle line came.

>>54330819
>bited

Don't worry guys, he's going to Gensokyo!

>>54330850
Not faggots who can't even take a quick picture but still posts here go.

>>54330817
Fantastic.

>>54330647
>and i cant post a fucking picture
fantastic last words bro.

>>54330850
but only girls with silly hats go to Gensokyo

>>54330841
This. Also, I refuse to feel bad until OP gives me a name that can be cross-checked in the obituaries in a few days.

>>54330798
>Honey Badger
Thank God! At least I don't have to worry about dying like OP.

Come on OP, don't waste your precious last minutes on this thread, use them instead to do something productive, It's never too late to repent your sins.

I hate it when Rattlesnakes get into my apartment.

>>54330929

>>54330798
Dude, a gardendoor mouse can still be ripped to shreds and/or fatally wounded.

>>54330929

eva reference on /a/?

anon confirmed for bro

Goodbye OP.

>>54330929
Fuck, you're right.

OP don't forget to ask Haruhi for forgiveness. And any other anime gods you can think of.

If you are dying it's a real shame you have to go whilst reading all these shitty jokes people are making - but maybe that's why you posted :3
Regardless, hang in there bro

OP, if you're still alive and if this isn't complete bullshit make sure you tell your waifu that you love her.

>>54330684

>>54330996

Clearly the snake is not there anymore and he's still alive.

>>54331018
>If you are dying it's a real shame you have to go whilst reading all these shitty jokes people are making - but maybe that's why you posted

You know he loves us

It's ok. Life essentially comes down to circumcision trolling anyway.

>>54331018
> :3
I wish it were you dying.

NAME OP, PLEASE.

I WANT TO BELIEVE.

>he dies when he's killed

I refuse to feel bad or even believe OP until he posts some kind of proof.
Post you address or something faggot.

>>54331035
Why must you take away OP's chance to finally be united with his waifu?

Let the man go already. Has he not done enough for us already? Think of the sacrifices he made! We should let him rest.

>>54329949
i think these were supposed to be his final words
too bad op has a bunch of retards asking him for a picture

I hope you all die.

>>54331080
You want a guy to be dying out in the middle of nowhere just so you can feel sad about it?

>>54331099

OP has nothing anymore. He's dead.

Good.

>>54331099
>We're the retards
>You're the one who believes and not joking around with the rest of us

>>54331099
Fuck pictures I can get those breaking into a coroner's office.

I want a NAME and LOCATION. I don't want to search the news from fucking the entire American Southwest.

been about an hour since op posted.
hes either dead or blind right now.

DONT WORRY OP!

I WONT ALLOW IT

I thought I was going to die when I got shot the other week but I remembered back to when I had all those good times trolling kids on /a/ and then I came back from the brink

>OP never told us who his waifu is
>He's been lying the entire time

Sorry OP, but I don't buy it. The least you can do is tell us who your waifu is so I can dump mindbreak NTR images of her in your thread.

I guess OP wont be able toslither his way out of this one

>>54330333
Studies show the mortality rate among human beings is 100%.

>OP's face

I told you not to go out with saya, bro.

>>54331204
Either that or someone posing as OP for shits and giggles.
The original post was posted an hour ago, he's probably dead.

>>54331231
So people DO die when they are killed?

HOLY DFUCK SADBSAUDGASIDASI

>>54331099
I liked his snake bite protip better.

Hopefully an /a/non is on the rescue team, and they see this thread open. Then we might get his last posts slipped into his obituary.

>>54331221
Guess its just about time for him to bite the dust

>>54331221
I'm getting really tired of these puns on /a/.

guys P{ here..
im in so much pain
cant type any more
cya faggots

>>54331271
Never mind that, I want to know who OP's waifu is.

>>54331261
Well, except Enoch/Elijah/anyone else I forgot who didn't actually die.

>>54331291
>implying op can still see at this point
>implying op would call us faggots

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvzCmV3_12c&feature=related

I think this is the best song for OP now

>>54331291
Go and join Madoka in eternal harmony.

>>54331291
OP's already dead you poserfaggot.

I love you guys. Seriously, if I'm ever dying slowly I'm making a thread like this. I'll give my name and location as well though.

>>54331291
{P? Is your fucking computer upside down?

>>54331283
Do one with his snake bite protip

>>54331291
Says the faggot who won't fucking post his name even on his deathbed. It's not like we're going to steal your identity.

i think we all learned somthing valuable here.
POST YOUR FUCKING NAME ADDRESS AND A PIC WHEN YOUR DYING!

Good night, my sweet prince

Real OP here, I was just messing with you guys. I'm ok although it was a scorpion that stung me it wasn't fatal. Just kidding i'm dead.

>>54331291
>cant type any more
But you're willing and able to use spoiler tags?

So now thats Op dead.

What do you think will /a/ will be like when the world is collapsing and the internet is still up at 2012?

>>54331291
>Implying OP can still type spoilers while he can't type OP

So what would your last words be, as an anon?

I think at times like these it's important to think these things through.

>>54331389
>HOLY SHIT GUYS IT WAS TRUE
>I LOVE YOU GUYS
>WE LOVE YOU TOO
>YOU WERE MY BEST FRIENDS
Etc.

>>54331333
That's all I ever wanted.

I also plan on letting 4chan know I'm dying as I go. I was the heart attack guy above, I only didn't post because I figured I'd make it if I got treated right away, and I was right.

Everyone is dying right now, it's just that some are dying faster than others. In fact, spending all your time on 4chan instead of doing something relevant is basically like embracing death.

>>54331363
Where

>>54331389
Well we still have one more christmas to go till then so lets celebrate it to the max

>>54330498
>>54330328
>>54329949
any of these have to be what he wanted his last words to be

>>54331291
Ganbarimasu, OP-san!

>>54331441
Unless you are somehow prolonging your life, is everything is basically like embracing death. Because you are. Duh.

>>54331320
Fuck, my mind keeps playing the Busta Rhymes version. RIP OP.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puHyO5JNOE0

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=90880052

>>54331389
I don't think most /a/nons will notice.

It will be pretty much normal until we all horribly die.

Tell us your name so we can look up your obituary tomorrow

He does die, just google "rattlesnake death september 5"
Since there are only 6 a year, it ought to come up

Good luck, OP, I think you can make it through this. Think hard about your religion if you've got one, call anyone you might want to tell them that you love, and don't die knowing there's someone you haven't apologized to. Let this be a marker for a turning point in your life. Don't give up on this life, dead or not

>>54331416
"I was a lolicon the whole time, and you all had no idea!"

Nice Bite end

>>54331509
*If he does die
typo

>>54331486
>2008
>old people getting bitten more

I don't see where you are going with this.

>>54331486
>You do not want to get bitten

>>54331320
If OP were actually dying, and I were OP and opened that link, and was about to die with that song being the last experience in my existence, I would come back from the brink of death just to track you down and feed you your own intestines. Seriously. Get some taste.

>>54329505

speaking of heart attack symptoms...

I'm very susceptible to painful heartburn that feels like a squeezing or pressure, and often wonder "is it actually a heart attack this time".

Any tips on this so I don't actually die a preventable death one day?

MOU IKKAI

もういっかい！

>>54331587
How about visiting a doctor?

I don't think anyone likes doing that, but if you think it may be serious it's worth the trip.

>>54331416
"I shall return. TO KILL YOU ALL!!!

I'd like to believe our cause of death will be the theme of our superpowers in the fantasy afterlife world.

So in OP's case he gets snake and poison powers, kinda cool.

>>54331587

>>54331587

Fart more. And do some jogging periodically.

>>54331587
If the pain starts radiating to your lower jaw and left arm, call 911 just to be safe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDEqGQtJZL8

>>54329505
Don't die Anon!

>>54331640

What if you die normally?

>>54331663
if op wasnt already dead, he'd probably tell you to fuck off tripfag

>>54331663

You're too late man.

>>54331587
The pain will move into your shoulders, left arm, or jaw after a few minutes. That's what the doctor told me.

Also nausea, sweating, dizzyness, the usual symptoms of heart attack in addition to chest pain. They thought it was just heartburn when I walked in, too, but they stuck me on an EKG and freaked out once they got the readout.

I'm really glad I didn't call an ambulance. $300 I don't have to pay right there, since my insurance doesn't cover it.

OP are you sure it was a snake bite? Could it be at all possible that you stepped on a pin of an electrical plug?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hlADpxjj0s

>>54331686
There is no normal way to die

>>54331686

Then you're cursed to be one of the stick figures from Penguindrum.

BITTEN GOES IN EVERY FELD

>>54331686
no superpowers

>"I've broken eight bones, and I'd rather break all eight again than get bitten," Johnson says.

Nature is fucking scary.

>>54331389
>The real hardcore hikkis of /a/ would be on thie computer posting their lifestory and names and
adresses, bro fist and feelsbadman.jpgs everywhere.
>The non-hikkis of /a/ would be trying to get it on with thier imouto, mom, or some other life fulfilling
shenanigan.
>I would be laughing my ass of by myself when what i said happens just as describes, alone in my house regretting my life.

>>54331700
Well, he was probably outside and saw the snake, you know.

before he died.

>>54331587
I actually remember getting severe heartburn back in highschool.
There were time when I would just fall to my feet clutching my chest because of the pain.
I think the cause was because of stress cause I loved this girl like hell, but couldn't do anything cause she was in a different year and already had a boyfriend.
Really wished I had my waifu with me back then.

>>54331686

What exactly is a "normal" way to die? If you die from old age you can get rotting or time powers like Barragan or Dio.

>>54331719

I'd call dying of multiorganic failure caused by old cells uncapable of reproduction a normal death.

>>54331798
You'd probably just get rotting powers or health regen by draining energy from other souls.

I'd rather get rotting powers. Rot people's shit like there's no tommorow. HELLa zombie man.

>>54331627
Usually these things happen late at night, so it would be more like going to a hospital.

The other tips work well enough for me, though.

Jack off with your new venom-infused semen.
It might even attract ants.

>>54331363

>>54331843
How many people actually die from that though? Is it truly normal?

I will remember you forever, OP-kun.

or at least until this thread 404s

>>54331885
Thanks man

>>54331849
Fuck, I remember being in that thread. Good times.

>>54331843
>uncapable

なに？

>>54331725
I love you.

O-YA-SU-MI

>>54331725
Heh.

We shall mourn OP's death.

Even in the last moments of his life he didn't contact his family or friends (if any), no, it was his comr/a/des. That's LOYALTY you don't find often on the internet.

>>54331690
>>54331696
You guys...

>>54331587
You may want to start taking aspirins...
It's pretty simple.
It has an antiplatelet effect by inhibiting the production of thromboxanes... And...
Eh well, too make it short it prevents heart attacks.
I recommend you to have a healthier life instead!
Also visit a doctor.

OP is already dead...

>>54331993
In my case it was stress induced. And let me tell you, it's so easy to tell people to piss off once you've had a stress-induced heart attack.

Now I'm just ignoring my hospital insurance form I'm supposed to submit.

>>54331885

>>54331993
>Have a healthier life

Yeah I really agree here, I should. Whats a good cardio exercise I can do that doesn't involve me having to go outside, or wake up people living below me? (I assume cardio is all I really need).

GLORY TO THE RATTLESNAKE LEGION!

DEATH TO THE HUMANS!

>>54332042

I hope your waifu is Mami

Typical Australian.

Nothing of value was lost.

>>54332074
/fit/ here. First I must know your top 3 anime before I can make a decision on how treatable you are.

OP faked death

/a/ faked cries and made horrible puns

Everything is right and calm in the world.

so... when you respawn?

your gear will be all red

>>54332130
Are there even rattlesnakes in Australia?
I've never seen one.

1 last time OP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

>>54332130
>911
>Australian

>>54332163
Ok, that would be Eyeshield 21, Hajime no Ippo, and Prince of Tennis.

>>54332163
What would his favorite anime have to do with that?

Not the person you responded to. Just curious.

>>54332200
No, but they've got snakes that make rattlesnakes look like garter snakes.

>>54332074
I hate going outside too... So I jog outside at 4 AM sometimes. You might want to try that..
Anyways, I heard that jogging without actually moving works, however it happens you actually need to do cardio and for that you need to move forward...
Moving forward actually develop your heart muscles and helps you utilize more muscles in your body.
You can always buy a treadmill, bicycle, etc.

>>54332074

Jump rope? Get a treadmill? Buy an 80's gymnastic tape?

Jogging is best though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-EHBJkavWc

>>54332254
I am Australian and I don't know anyone personally who has died from a snake bite.

>>54332200
Bro if you live in Australia you have much more poisonous things then snakes and spiders to worry about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsVkwb20YVw&feature=related

This one for you.

>>54332247
Because there is a correlation between faggy moeshit and depraved neckbeards who have given up on life. >>54332246
Good. How fat are you? How tall are you? Would you say you're strong?

>>54332074
Rig up one of those bikes that don't go anywhere in your apartment, like a treadmill but it's a bike.

If you did running it'd be harder to watch anime with your head jerking everywhere, this is much better.

>>54332383
5'7" and 130-135 lbs, only strong in spirit.

You'll live on in our hearts op ;_;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzboqS0veY4

I got bitten a few days back, it wan't poisonous, but it got infected pretty bad. Here's pic.

Oh my god. I'm not sure if you guys are dumb or not.

Even if OP had to wait 2 hours, you do realize that not getting medical treatment is not equivalent to death?

>>54332535

You should have pretended to be OP.

>>54332535
>long hair

Nice texture to it, too. How's that shoulder doing?

Another one bites the dust.

>>54332465

You gotta be one stupid motherfucker not to know how to work out when 4chan itself has a fucking /fit/ board...
Asking /a/ for /fit/ advice, wat.

>>54332465
Shit. I would suggest lifting if you were overweight. From being a fatass you can easily diet down or just lift lots for about 6 months and pretty much come out a beast. Low bodyfat makes it hard to gain muscle mass, so you'd be skinny, but being short also means you will look better in a shorter time than taller people. You have the same stats as me when I started 4 months ago.
Anyway, if you just want to be healthier, 2 nights of cycling on an exercise bike for 30 minutes would give you all you need.

>>54332596

The skin started falling off about day 3, it was really gross.

And thank you, I like my hair.

Well I... don't know how to feel about this.

OP, OP!

;__________;

OP you only have to hold on for about half an hour or so. The ambulance will get here soon! HOLD ON TO LIFE!

>>54332664

How do I otter /fit/-san?

>>54332605
But I like you guys better. Plus you're more likely to know exactly how to tailor exercise habits to this kind of lifestyle. Going to the gym is for normals.

>>54332664
Well I already had motivation to get a bike considering its a pain in the ass to get to campus from here. Maybe that will get me to finally do it.


>>54332535
>Skin falling off
>madotsukivomit.jpg

OP you can do it, summer is almost over.

>>54332691
He's dead by this point, now we're just waiting for his death to hit the online news so we can get some closure.

Worst case scenario we start calling state coroner's offices until we've confirmed no one died of snakebites today.

>>54332778
I think we should do this.

>>54332778
>Worst case scenario we start calling state coroner's offices until we've confirmed no one died of snakebites today.
That reminded me of a thread my /b/ friend showed me where they called a Wal-mart for hours and tried to order a pizza. It'd really suck to be that coroner.

>>54332753

It's a shame I didn't take any pictures while the skin was falling off. It's almost healed now if you'd like to see.

>>54332885
Sure why not, I'm bored.