Well I guess we won't have to use "that".

Be careful what you say nigga, they have eyes everywhere...

>MC trips and grabs a girl's boobs
>"Oh wow, I'm so sorry about that. I tripped over X"
>"It's ok. Just watch out from now on."

I should knock before entering the bathroom

>It's cold outside
>Make sure you cover up, you wouldn't want to get hypothermia

>>54293224
>not sending the mc flying

You'd die if they killed you.

My hips are moving because I will them to!

That's the class president over there. Because of the high workload of her job, she doesn't have much time to worry about her looks, and her grades are only average.

>>54293289

>the MC is surrounded by several love interests because he is a nice and outgoing person who isn't awkward

>guy wants to enter a girl's room
>knocks
>Girl: "Can you wait for a bit, I'm changing."
>Guy: "okay."

I don't know how to pilot this new advanced robot, I'm only a teenager!

That seems totally possible.

>this is my little sister
>she is a member of my family, and I feel no sexual attraction towards her

>>54293413
Shut up, Shinji.

>"Excuse me female classmate, not to be forward or anything, but are you interested in me? If so, let's go out sometime."

>MC goes up to school rooftop.
>Entrance to rooftop locked / janitor kicks them out.

I have to move my hips!

"What? No, I'm not going to tell you my evil plan. Are you crazy?"

>"S-so, Anon-kun, h-have you ever gone on a d-date with someone?"
>"Dated? Not really. Say, wanna try it?"
>"W-what? With me?"
>"Sure! You're cute and datable. I'm not THAT blind!"

>girl runs to school with toaster in her mouth
>runs around corner
>there's nobody else
>she makes it to school in time

>sitting on the front row

>"Impossible you say? Oh, OK, I guess I'll give up then."

>Girl hits MC
>Goes to jail for assault.

>no one want's the MC's dick

>tomorrow is the first day of school
>i'd better make sure to set my alarm

The power of friendship WASN'T enough to save them.

>>54293543

>Strong girls have very large muscles and small tits

>MC walks in on girl changing clothes
>"oh shit, my bad"
>closes door
>they don't bring it up again

>"I want to be the greatest ever!"
>"That goal is unrealistic, you should find a more plausible career."
>"You are an adult, and I am a child, so I should be able to trust your judgement."

>>54293537

>toaster
>toast

I see what you did there.jpg

I will finish my breakfast before leaving for school.
I can do this because I was responsible enough to wake up on time.

>>54293648

I guess having courage and working hard wasn't enough to win

>"I-it's not like I made it for you or anything."
>"Yes, you did because you like me."
>"Eh? Sh-Shut up, you baka!"
>"If you admit you like me, we could date."
>"Okay, I like you."
>"I'll pick you up at 8pm tonight."

>>54293707

That happened in K-on

>>54293668
Impressive.

>>54293648
>>54293743
I would watch the shit out of both of these.

>MC having a flashback during a battle
>Villain attacks MC while he's spaced out

>rookie joins the team
>duels the strongest person on the team
>rookie easily gets his ass handed to him

>That childhood friend never had those kind of feelings for MC
>She turns into a slut and doesn't care about MC

>>54293781

Shaman King

>girl always bullies the MC
>isn't in love with him, only does it for shits and giggles

>The main antagonist is ugly

>>54293834
Friendship wasn't enough but they used that fucking mother asspull, so yeah. Shit sucks.

>Okay, MC, I'm now going to explain my evil plain in detail to you and laugh maniatically.
>Gets torn to pieces while talking.

>this is the most powerful weapon in the world
>let's give it to that strong, smart alpha male instead of that angsty teenager

>>54293840

That sounds hot, it'd make a good NTR doujin too if she acted like she fell in love with the MC just to have him walk in on her fucking a jock that always beats up the MC.

>mc and his friends fight the villain
>villain defeats them
>villain kills them outright

>I can attack more efficiently if I don't pause to explain my next attack

>>54293840
>yume miru kusuri

"Hey, you have something on your face, need a napkin?"

>This dramatic flashback can wait, I'm in the middle of something.

>He's a homosexual
>You wouldn't know unless someone told you, though

>MC tastes food made by main love interest
>Food tastes adequate, about what one would expect from a teenager with limited cooking experience

>wake up
>naked girl out of nowhere on my bed
>call cops and have her arrested

>>54294082
I saw that, anon.

>>54293753
Or alternatively
>"I-it's not like i l-like your or anything baka"
>"Yes you do"
>"No, I'm not found of you"
>They part ways

>>54294051
this, it's fucking disgusting when they pick it off their face and eat it

>This didn't go exactly as planned, but it's unrealistic not to expect a certain margin of error.

>>54294082
this happened to me. Turned out it was Margot Kidder

>"Wow, he's one of the strongest men in the world!"
>"He is also very large."
>"That skinny girlish kid with the spiky hair must be weak."

>I drank from the same place as that guy. He seems to have a cold so I hope I didn't catch it. Not that it's that dangerous.

>>54294130
>found of you
>found of
>found

>"I'm going to attack the enemy head on!"
>"No don't do that, you will give away our position, and you'll get hurt if you're by yourself."
>"Good idea, I'll stay here and help think of a plan."

>>54294120
It's not like I did it for you or anything.
No seriously, I didn't.

Maybe this is just a seriously bad case of memory loss, deja vu, and lucid dreaming. I don't think we've actually entered an endless recursion of time.

>>54294195
fond, it's late here alright?

>>54293224
that hapenned in Evangelion and King Gainer but the girls didn't send the MC flying through the galaxy
>mfw while watching those 2 shows

>he has a huge appetite
>he is also fat

>Our newest weapon
>You get to pilot it because of your years of training, experience and demonstrated ability
>Some crazies wanted us to give it to some teenager because he was "the chosen one," pfft, w/e

His parents are at home.

>I got a haircut recently
>It's nothing major, just a trim

>>54294258
Dougram.

>This plan is crazy enough that it might result in serious injuries to everyone. We should choose something that we have more experience with executing. Even if it's likely to fail, the other plan has even less chance of succeeding.

>I should use techniques that I have been practicing for years.
>That technique I learned earlier today is still weak, I should get more practice with it.

>girl loves protagonist
>she tells him that she loves without physically abusing him
>she's voice by Rie Kugimiya

>This guy is 30x more powerful than us. Instead of training to fight him, let's just slip poison into his food.

>girl is taking a shower
>her hair is back, and not covering her breasts
>because it is easier to wash this way

>>54294448
Rurouni Kenshin

>>54294490
Not anime, but that's how Elle killed Pai Mei in Kill Bill.

>Guy makes fun of girl lightly
>Guy loses a tooth when girl punches him in the face
>Everyone legitimately sees girl in a poorer light

>That guy always has his eyes closed
>He bumps into furniture constantly

>>54294471
I'd watch that, if teh Rie used a sligthly more low pitch (which she can, I heard it somewhere)

Always having the same hairdo is boring. Sometimes I'll wear my hair down, sometimes I'll have a ponytail. Oh, I could dye it too.

>EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH camera pans into the ground

>>54293753
>>54294130
>"I-it's not like I'm doing it for myself or anything, sweetie, I love you after all!"

>Female fighter
>Has about the same abilities as the male fighters but slightly less physical strength
>Average looks

>inmortal enemy
>they can't kill him

>Be the bad guy
>Use the strongest attack right off the bat.

>Guy is caught watching girls change
>girls report him to police and do not have sex with him

>Guy sees girl naked
>He gets an erection
>His nose doesn't bleed

>He dresses like a girl.
>Looks like a drag queen.

>>54294639
So cutting off his head dosent work?

>I want to go fight the enemy!
>I'll request permission from my higher ups
>Have the ground crews fuel, load, and check all the systems
>Form a well thought out plan of attack, making sure to keep all nearby friendly units in the loop
>Then I'll brief my team so we can all attack together in an effective manner

>all girls school
>no lesbians
>masculine looking girl
>other girls make fun of her for looking like a guy

>>54294738
He's not Scottish

I just realized an anime about a totally reasonable guy in a world full of anime logic would be hilarious.

>Strong female fighter
>Wears heavy armor in order to protect herself
>Never even considers walking around in a chainmail bikini, as that would be dangerous

now I have found it

>>54294639
That happened with Garlic Jr. In Dragon Ball Z, they couldn't kill him so he ended up sealing himself forever with his own technique.

>>54294635
>female fighter
>is visibly muscular due to her training

>>54294793
>Big bad is sealed forever
>No, really, forever
>He never gets out

>Most people have brown, black, red or blond hair
>Girl has pink hair because she dyed it that way
>She gets in trouble at school for this, and goes back to a normal color.

>oh god,the enemy is too powerful
>you know guys instead of someone charging in so every can escape we should make a dummy
>that works too