nope.
now if it was about the general NERV staff, who run the computers and shit, that would be good.
although as a general rule, the more asuka the better.

>Would you watch NGE
No.

>>54006744

>I hate mopping up the LCL

i would watch a slice of life with the nerv pilots being the main protagonists

>>54006744

TAKE ALL MY DICK AND MONEY

>>54006923

>Fucking kids, who said they could wear black sneakers in here? Guess I'll be buffing the floors again tonight.

>>54006882
I would watch it.

>*eva 01 smashes wall*
>Pablo:Hooooo Boy. *puts mop into bucket-cart and heads to the command center to clean up*

One of the janitors has to have a ridiculous secret crush on a staffer way out of his league.

Since he knows the ins and outs of all of NERV, he helps her out from the shadows.

>>54006932
you should try Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Would you watch NGE with the janitor in Shinjis role?

>I swear I saw the purple one move. No, just when it was in the dock! I think it's haunted.
>Test of courage time

How about the pool-boys who have to clean the Rei-quarium?
>Juan: Found 3 frogs in the filter this morning. They need to get a pool cover

>>54007115
>Pablo
new element to the plot: even in the future in Japan, all of the janitors are mexican

I'd watch an X-Files-esque spinoff starring Misato and Kaji.

They investigate strange happenings on behalf of NERV.

Also, semi-related:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAbMeMdpiys

Do you think there is a connection? Despite the title, NGE was in all likelihood first with this one.

>>54007177
>>54007115
>>54007026
>>54006923

Write a fucking doujinshi.

Why the fuck would I come home from my shitty job and watch an anime about it? Hanasaku Iroha is about the closest I can comfortably get.

Is this an Eva thread? Full of nice and helpful anons?
If so, I've a question for you gentlemen.
I've watched the 26 episode series, EoE, 1.11, 2.22, am I missing something? I looked it up and there's Death, Renewal, True1, True2, but weren't those mixed together to make EoE?

I just realized 80% of NGE folder is homolust
Not that this is a bad thing

What about in EoE where the halls get flooded?
Pablo:...MADRE DE DIOS!

>>54007270
No you have watched everything.
>Death, Renewal, True1, True2
They are just recaps

>Get the bleach. Looks like Shinji's been beating off again.

>Man, it's fucking everywhere. Maybe it'd be easier if I just bought the kid a damn whore.

>>54007270
Death and Death True 1 and 2 are recaps, but with new animation, iirc. Skippable.

Renewal is a mashtogether of Death and EoE with a live-action sequence; it's not been released in the West. It's basically one coherent film, rather than a sequel like EoE, as I understand it.

>>54007405
Goddammit, this shit is fucking hilarious.

You bet your sweet bippy I would, OP.

Wait... Just Janitors or maintenance crew as well?

A 'detective' episode dedicated to the janitors trying to figure out just who came on sleeping Asuka. fingers are pointed as janitor is turned against janitor.

the episode ends when they all turn to tang.

>>54007624
Sounds somewhat un-eventful, But interesting anyway.
I'd still watch it.

So, /a/ made a nichijou doujinshi, I want to make this.

>>54007624
But... If all the janitors got turned to tang... Who would clean up the janitors?

>So Carlos, which would you bang first, Maya or Ritsuko?
>I dunno about Ritsuko man, I saw her and the boss doing the nasty in the LCL pool earlier, I dont want to lose no job. It's safer down here than up here, you know what I mean?

>>54007730
This is how we make it unnecessarily grimdark at the end for no reason.

I would watch a spin off about the bridge bunnies

>>54007730

That will be resolved in the Janitor Rebuild movie "You Will (Not) Clean"

Since they live in Japan, wouldn't it be, like, Chinese and Filipinos?

>>54007744
>Man, I'd do that Misato chicka first. She's one spicy enchilada.

I'd watch a spin off about 21 year old hikkikomori shinji

>>54007998
That thought made me giggle.

Scruffy needs the boss man to drain the Eva holdin' tanks so's I can scrub it down

>>54007998
oh God yes

No, but I would watch a spin off about the UN forces. Fighting apocalypse themed terrorists, spying on Nerv, turning off the power, trying to save the world from the people who are supposed to save the world.

>>54008042
>She's one spicy enchilada.
You aren't American are you? It'd be
>Mang, que había que golpear Misato chicka del primero. Manténgase alejado de los que chickas pelo rojo y azul, sin embargo, jailbait masiva.

>>54008094
me too

>>54007998

Followed by 2.0 You Can (Not) Sanitize

>>54006744
if janitors in america are spanish, what are the janitors in japan?

>>54008318
Chinese and corean

>>54007270
learn to fucking use google you piece of shit

>>54007649
>nerv gets invaded by the special forces
>uneventful

>>54008419
it can be pretty confusing to be honest. I don't blame him.

>>54007624

>>54007284

When the halls get flooded, there is a reason why it didn't do anything to help the inhabitants of Nerv.

Guess who cleaned it all up.

This is the best I can do without proportion, clean paper, a tablet, a scanner or actual drawing utensils

>>54009285
this is fucking golden.

also, what the fuck is up with that filename?

>>54009488
It's a screenshot I took.

>>54009507
wha...oh you clever son of a bitch!

What a depressing series this would be. Work cleaning up enormous messes, get attacked by angels, then get murdered by JSSDF. Horrible, horrible job.

>>54009567
The leader of the group of Janitors survives until the tanging.
We go through his eyes and see what instrumentality is like for him, with introspection and all that jazz.
Then at the end, he's one of the first humans to return to his normal state from the sea of tang, and he offers to help Shinji and Asuka mop up all that tang

>>54009610
KEEP GOING BRO

>>54009743

>mop up the tang

no, it's the only food source, why would you do that.

>>54009847
It's Pedro's job. Pedro ALWAYS does his job.

>>54009930
there should also be a janitor who has doubts on why he should clean it up and if his struggles are futile.
and of course a hot tsundere janitor

>>54010019
No no, make it a yandere.

Pedro:Mi mop es muy moist.
Juan: Si? Es una mopa cabron.
Pedro: No holmes, I ain't used it in three days

Then there's a flashback to Maria bathing the mop in VARIOUS bodily fluids. Pedro forgets to wear gloves when he wrings it out.

>/a/'s face when

As long as the janitors are all moe schoolgirls and the genre is slice of life then yes, yes I would.

Would you watch this if it became a full show?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i4zxh9mTN0

I would.

>>54010183
Don't go anywhere nasty, don't do that shit to my waifu

>>54010230
I wouldn't. Shinji is not only a fucking wuss, he's completely retarded to have dreamt up a scenario like that.

Well, he does deserve that scenario though, it's so much better than his current one.

Let's archive this shit.

>>54010230
Does anyone else find that disturbing?

>>54010376
> archive

Janitors, Maintenance, Engineering, and Security all interact with each other in a spin-off series.

Fuck yes.

I'd watch the hell out of this.

>>54010409
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

Janitor: Well time to clean the toilets......
>scenery of dierhah blood puke and shit
everywhere
Janitor: what the FUCK!
Random Nerv Employee: Sorry forgot to toilet train the reiclones again bro , ill be counting on your skills to clean this up *leaves with a
trollface*
Janitor: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>54007231
No. Theres maybe 5 seconds of overlap between the two themes, a single phrase, otherwise they are entirely different. It's coincidence.

>>54010735
>>>/reddit/

"Oh what the fuck, EVA-01's arm came off. Great job keeping all of the limbs on NERV."

Needs a NERV employee getting abused by Asuka for being slow or something. Not really a big deal, just something quick, like verbal abuse telling him he's so slow to get out of her way, and perhaps complimented with a little kick to the shin.

ALSO:

JANITOR ACCIDENTALLY GOING ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE BASEMENT

>Janitor #7 gets fired because he gets caught in the Reiclone tank doing terrible things

>>54010820
>That lance needs to be polished, I'll take it out first though.

SHINJI! did you put A PENNY on that door!

How about a NGE spinoff where Second Impact occurred in the medieval period, and Lilith was under the Sistine Chapel?

>>54010838
>cuminyourformaldehyde.jpg

>>54010884
Why would I put a penny on the door?

>>54010886
So... wooden mechas?

>>54010753
I counted around 12 seconds of similar notes, but it's probably coincidence.

It'd be fun if it was something there, though.

>>54010924
Ok fine, its 12 seconds, but thats also the same phrase repeated 3 times. The phrase itself isn't very long.

>>54010900
i read your diary

Janitor: well time to clean the showers.
Janitor: AW FUCK ITS CLOGGED EVERYWHERE
> stares at drain
Janitor : Theres some fucking shit clogging the drain....what the fuck is this shit.
>realizes what is
Janitor : GODDAMIT SHINJI STICK TO UNCONSCIOUS GIRLS YOU CREEPY LITTLE FAGGOT!!!!

>>54010884
i think shinji would shit himself if he had to interact with The Janitor

>walk into a hospital room with to kids
>one kid is unconscious, the other is seriously injured and missing a leg
>walk out

So....what do they do at this organization again?

>>54010967
>The janitor calling Shinji girl names
>Shinji responding

oh god all of my money
you already have it I looked in my wallet and it's gone what the hell did you do

it's ok guys, i know how to break through the AT field!

>have to scrub the inside of the entry plugs
>sit in the seat and pretend I'm driving

oh ho ho

>>54011098
listen here shirley, if anyone is going to call shinj girl names it would be gendo played by doctor cox

J.D. as shinji
Turk as Kowaru

>>54011204
Post that gay song between JD and Turk NOW

>>54011315
>>54011315
ok honey pie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0

Keep this thread going, just do eet.

>shinji x kawouru anal sex
>shinjis first time
>SHIT EVERYWHERE
>janitors fw

This is some original ass shit. I say archive it.

Drawfags requested, we need Pablo's drawing NAO!

>>54011698
NAOOOOO

>>54011443
Can you imagine how Gendo must've been scrambling seconds prior to EVA 01 bursting into the holding cage? Now he stands there in wonderment, with a tight anus.

Okay, wait, I got an idea
Pablo:Janitor
Frank:IT Guy
(A Japanese girls name):Intern
(A Japanese mans name):Accountant

Any other names/occupations?

>>54011637
On what archieve, newfag here, sorry.

I'd love to watch a spinoff doing just that, with the original cast doing some cameos now and then.

Like, one janitor is mopping some walls down the path to terminal dogma, listening to Beethoven on his nervPod when he sees two EVA's fly right past him battling it out.

Later he sees Rei floating down giving him a weird look, at which point he says "fuck this shit" and jets up to the surface.


There is also a scene where the group of janitors are going to take the elevator, the elevator door opens, and Gendo is there. It closes without anyone daring to enter.

>man that hombre looks mean esse

It could get pretty embarrassing. Plus the chance of death is like 99% as the series progresses, either from terrorists or an angel attack or one of the chosen's tantrums. Not to mention all of the fucked up shit that goes down in the depths, I bet cancer is the least of your worries from that.

>>54011875
Jack Blazer, the Technician?

>>54011875
We need the two old guys who bullshit over what it used to be like

>Yea, I remember when that Rei was just a little girl. Can't believe she grew up so fast

Hey Guys whats goin on in this thread?

>>54011875
Rico: The Latino pool-boy in charge of cleaning the EVA tanks that all the female staff want to bang

Everything you thought you knew about Giant Robots is wrong.

Dead wrong.

Excuse the intrusion, but can I just ask why the rebuild movies seem to be called both 1.0 / 1.11 and 2.0 / 2.22? Is there any difference at all?