rip new york

I've just started and you're already this wet?
How lewd

I-It's not like I WANT you to sink my New York City, or a-anything. BAKA!

If the eye of the storm passes over DC I'm gonna be pissed.

>>53864718
>rip new york
It's the starting effect of [C]

>>53864776
50 people have ALREADY died

dont ask me how I know this

>>53864750

I hope it hits DC then we can listen to the politicians demand more funds to rebuild Washington and then argue how the rest of the country doesn't need it as much.

Stupid American-fags and their earthquakes, tornado's, storms, snow, terrible economy...

>>53864742
I laughed much harder than I should have at this.

So it's going to hit NY hard?

>>53864793
A-are you the spirit of the hurricane?

NY irrorated with radioactive Fukushima water?
my body is ready for a uncle with mutant powers

>>53864645

>mfw I'm in Brooklyn and Irene just tears through the middle of Long Island

Well, I live in that part of NYC, what am I supposed to do with my figs? I need to evacuate soon.

Meanwhile in Virginia....

>>53864873
take them with you in a bag

Fucking hurricane has nothing on me I'm prepared.

>>53864834
he didn't said where or how, so he probably killed them!
...fake

>>53864878
I giggled

>>53864884
>>53864873
BE FIG MAN
GO ON A BIG WACKY ADVENTURE THAT LASTS OVER 10,000 EPISODES

>>53864846
HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

>>53864850
No we're all dead, man. Game over.

>>53864850
Rosedale in. Going to a party on Saturday in Brooklyn. Going to UNTZ my way through Irene.

>scared
>of a level 1 storm
hahahaha faggots

>>53864873
dump them in the trash and start acting like a real New Yorker

I swear to god if my electricity goes out in my house Saturday night I will rage until the sky opens.

Floridafag here suck it hurricane you missed us!

>>53864873
save them even if it cost you your life. or you can give them to me I'm in queens

Northeast is the place to be. Tornadoes, earthquakes, hurricanes, blizzards, all of them are tiny and weak compared to South/Midwest

>classes begin on Monday
>have to drive to school on Sunday
>mfw

>>53864938
I've lived in florida my whole life and basically level 1 hurricanes only lift up garbage cans 2 feet max

>my face when the power goes out and there's nothing to pass the time except masturbate

>>53864850
>my face when i'm in brooklyn too and i'll just walk around in the storm

I wonder how bad New Jersey will get hit? I live pretty close to the shore and I'm worried that my house will be washed away. We aren't prepared for this shit.

I sort of wish I lived in a trailer so I could just raise it up a few feet with cinder blocks. Oh well...if I die at least I'm getting buried with my figs.

Isn't it a level 3 hurricane though?

>>53864969
Nevermind the other hurricanes and torandos that rape your state.

>>53864918
Your right I am going to leave take my figs with me and go on a big adventure, I am going to travel THE WORLD!!! I am going to go to Somalia, I heard it was nice there.

I hope there is no flood or anything. Getting my computer wet will be a tragedy.

>>53864972
>Blizzards
>NYC
>weak

If that was a WEAK blizzard that shut down just about all movement in the city last winter, I don't want to see a strong one.

>>53865023
Good luck with that......

After the pics of "devastation" on the East Coast from the Virginia earthquake, I can't wait for the post-Category 1 hurricane "catastrophe" pics

>>53865018
Meh, Orlandos in the middle so we get hit less by most of the hurricanes and we have no tornadoes.

>>53864760

Taking out the most bustling part of the NA Financial District huh? A lot of the Super Entrepreneurs will be wiped out.

Holy shit. Is that like the first hurricane this year? No really. I haven't watched any cable or news for months. What's that about?

Who's been through hurricanes before?

Jeanne, Francis, Wilma, Gordon (TS), Katrina (TS), and Andrew for me.

>>53865065
YOU HAVE GAIN

>>53865047
Yeah..2 feet of snow is nothing to scoff at.

Especially in a place where it's a pain in the ass to remove and function with. I'm not looking forward to this winter either...I'm sure it will be just as awful as the last 2.

>>53865047

You ain't seen a Colorado winter, boy...

>>53865065
We'll survive. I'm actually betting on deals going on in the middle of the storm.

>>53864760
mashu will save us

>>53864950

Hurricanes are wind storms. They love eating power-lines and poles. The north I assume has a lot of large shallow root trees, probably untrimmed and unsuited for wind resistance.

You're power is as good as gone.

>>53865094
>thinks 2 feet is a lot of snow
Are you fucking kidding me?

>>53865094
The city only ever sleeps when the MTA can't function.

>>53865079
The last hurricane to hit me was in 1985.

I was born 5 years later.

>>53865079
charly, frances and jeane...I was conceived during Andrew(yep, my parents did the nasty durring that hurricane.

>>53865158

Oh yeah Charley, got some rain and wind from that too.

>>53865012
You can always leave your figs with me bro.

>>53864776

What is the deal with this lawn chair? I've seen this picture everywhere.

FUCKING WALPURGISNACHT

>>53865174
I only have figs of my waifu and I would never entrust her with another man. I'm going to be buried with them.

>>53865174
i called dibs on them first

>>53865195

Earthquake damage.

>>53865171
I was in Charley too, That's the only hurricane I've ever been in, but that was nothing compared to the Tornado I had to go through a few years ago.

I live in New York. Should I even bother stocking up on supplies? Really, I think the media is blowing this out of proportion.

>>53865134
I'd rather have Jennifer or Q save me.

Or Mikuni.

MEANWHILE IN TEXAS

GET OVER HERE YOU FAGGOT HURRICANE

WOW
HURRICANE IRENE IS HUGE
THAT MUST MEAN IT HAS HUGE GUSTS

... Okay I'm sorry. I couldn't keep from saying that.

>>53865012
I don't know how long you have lived in NJ for but unless you live on a barrier island very little will happen. Hurricane Floyd flooded some places and that was about it. It really depends where you live though.

At least it's not like the 2004 season.

>>53865236
Rip and Tear
RIP AND TEAR

Tens of thousands of basement dwelling neckbeards will be flooded and drowned by this hurricane

Attic dwelling master race here. Our time draws nearer....

>Meanwhile, in the west coast.
Oh wait, nothing happens. How does it feel living on the worst coast east coast?

>>53865142
>Enough to block all roads with snow.
>Enough to block above ground train rails with snow.
>Mayor laid off many people in sanitation so many streets remained unplowed for a week or two.
>Long Island Railroad took 3 days to recover fully.
It's not about being a lot. It's about being enough to fuck up the system. And believe me, the system was raped from behind.

>Rain and wind. Chance of precipitation 60%. Highs in the mid 70s and lows in the low 60s.

Feel good to live in Maryland I guess.

>>53865211

Hurricanes are the best natural disaster.
If you built your house using cinderblock like God intended, and your roof isn't a piece of shit, the worst part about a hurricane is the power outages. But all of that advanced warning sure beats the 5 minutes you get for a tornado-spawning supercell, flash floods, tsunamis, or earthquakes.

And if you're threatened by a volcano, you've picked a shitty place to set up your residence.

>>53865195
East Coast urfquake.
West coast laughs because they're used to earthquakes and east coasters made a big deal about a small shake. So west coast shooped something about "devastation in the east coast" to make fun of them.

>>53865263
Maybe you should prepare yourself better. That's what more northern areas do. It's not about the size of the city, it's about how well you take care of the problem.

>>53865198

>>53865263

You must be shitty drivers if you cant deal with two feet of snow

>>53865310
SAVE ME HOMU, no homu.

Hurricanes are business as usual in NC, you pussies. That earthquake was weird though. Never been in one before.

>>53865265
So Maryland will be ok?

>>53865215
I couldn't agree more, as a fellow New Yorker. They always do this. Hype a "hurricane", and then by the time it gets here, it's nothing more then a thunderstorm. They waste tons of money on preparing everyone for something that isn't even a big deal.

>>53865310
Save us Homu! You're our only hope.

Did you know the North Atlantic over the last few years has had the hottest sea temperature ever recorded?

I know, I know, Americans don't believe in global warming, just saying.

>>53865195
Earthquake in the east. Absolutely no damage. The ground shook, people were like "what's that", and that's all.

It's been over 100 degrees for 70 days in a row where I live

I want to get hit by a hurricane at this point

>>53865305
It wasn't much preparation I could do.
I was returning home for Winter Break from Florida and shit just descended from the sky.

>>53865284
But East Coast laughed like hell at it anyway. We even made a t-shirt for it

I liked Irene better when it was called Floyd.

>>53865275
The trick with hurricanes is actually the windows. If the wind smashes through them, then the roof blows off and you are fucked.

>>53865235
Fucking this!

100 degree weather eurr day, fucking hit US damn it!

>>53865079
Ike and rita.

Ike was just flooding in downtown. Houston.

Rita was hilarious. The whole city was almost evacuated. And we were just driving everywhere, watching the bayou fill up.

Then shit started falling everywhere.

>>53865368
You forgot
>makes news headlines all fucking day

>>53865381

But Andrew isn't mainstream.

>>53865079
Ill Ninio. Though, I'm not sure what the hell it was. I'm going to go look it up.

obligatory

>>53865235
SO RONERY.

>>53865440
Damn that hurricane is so wet!

>>53865391

Got dem shutters, boy. Fuck plywood, accordion shutters make things so easy. I did plywood when we thought Ivan was gonna fuck us over, and then left it on for Jeanne. Not fun.

I miss rain I barely remember what it's like.

Gloria hit us as Cat 1 in 1985 and caused 900 million in damage to the northeast, and that's before inflation.

You guys laugh now but when this speeds up the decline of the economy from 6 months to next week you're going to be furious.

You know, since the Northeast basically runs this shit hole country for you west coast peasants.

Posting this picture every day until the northeast drops the rest of this shithole country.

>>53865335
Here is the projected path of the storm.

>>53865342
That is the american news in a nutshell.

>>53865368
This. I live across the street to train tracks. Trains coming down twice a day I honestly thought it was nothing but a train passing by fast..

>Hyping a weak earthquake
>hurricane does nothing but provide storms and knock out power for a while.

I-I I'M COOOOMING~! NEW YORK

This little bitch pretty much forced better building codes, and shutters on new constructions.

>>53865235

I hear ya, no rain and triple digits for days on end

another week and the fish in the pond behind my house will all be dead

>mfw i live in miami and not going to be affected.

>>53864645
Someone want to shoop these two for me? inb4 over 9000 hours in paint