you are a beautiful weeaboo anon.
I would watch ritsu slideshows with you

I think i'd have sliced the strawberries in half, OP. They'd sit better on the cake and make it look overall better.

thats a lot of strawberries dude

It's cake, she'd like it. Looks pretty good to me, anyway.

>>53635871

I was considering that, but I wanted it to look like the K-On cake as much as possible.

your cake looks gross op

>>53635927
Yeah, seeing a reference picture, I can see that. Regardless, I think she'd love it as long as Mugi wasn't there to steal all the strawberries.

>making a cake for ritsu
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to hear ritsu fart through a walkie talkie.

It looks like a two layer cake, did you put strawberries in the middle with cream too?

That better be homemade frosting, op. Yuo weren't thinking a whole lot when you threw those strawberries on either, were you? Are you an idiot?

>cake
The hell man. No. That's two pancakes.

>>53636034

Yep.

It's really short, though. I thought the sponge part was going to be bigger, but I'm pretty sure I fucked up several things in the baking process.

I was considering doing a third layer, but then it would be even less like the K-On cakes, so...

>>53636002
What.

>>53636002
>I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to hear ritsu fart through a walkie talkie.

Oh god now you've done it.

>>53635843
It looks great OP!

I hope I have the time to make a cake for Yui come november.

>>53636048

Yes, it's homemade frosting...

And what's wrong with the strawberries? They had whole strawberries on the K-On cakes, so I put whole strawberries on my cakes.

>>53636070

Man, I suck at cooking but even I know the difference between pancakes and cakes.

>>53636127
I think the question is, is does Yui deserve one?

>>53636127

She's not my waifu.

She gets no cake.

>>53635900
>implying you can never have enough strawberries

>>53636131
Comparing your strawberries to the K-ON strawberries, you should have cut off the green tops evenly and stood them on the flat side, not just laid them on top. That's all.

must be great being blissfully autistic
i do pity you though

/a/ - Cooking for Waifus

>>53635843
Did you frost it with your butt?

>>53636241
come christmas, oh you betcha.

>>53636002
Wasn't planning on coming on /a/ tonight. But thanks for the laugh.

I'm sure she'd love you if you'd do that for her fartbox.

>>53636186

You're right.

I'll fix that later.

>>53636282
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

>>53636241
Nope. But I will be buying a big fat bottle of Sake in about 3 days for my waifu

Must be nice when you sit there sobbing tomorrow as you eat the cake yourself and realize how pathetic you are

and because the cake tastes like shit

>>53636360

Naw, dawg. I'm going to make-believe "eat it" with Ritsu tomorrow, but then I'm going to share it with my family and stuff.

Also nice 36s.

>>53636241
>bangs down Ritsu

Oh God best K-ON girl of all ever.

>>53635843
It's awful - she would hate it. Be grateful you have chosen a waifu from an anime without anything real behind it, so she will pretend to like it.

>>53635843
>I made this cake for Ritsu's birthday tomorrow
> cake for Ritsu
>Ritsu
OP confirmed to like little boys

>>53636513
>>53636360
>>53636193
>>53636070
>>53636048
>>53635929

Man, FUCK all of you guys. Like seriously.

>>53636193
Pity or envy? I bet your ass is a faggot and I bet it can't cook delicious K-ON! cakes either.

I thought Ritsu liked Mont Blanc and Yui liked the straw berry cake?

>>53636558

>>53636558
Really! I don't care what OP does, and his c-cake is terrible!

>>53636615

Mont Blanc isn't a cake, though.

>>53636443
>I'm going to make-believe "eat it" with Ritsu tomorrow

And you'll start sobbing when you realize what you're doing, trust me

>but then I'm going to share it with my family and stuff.

"Hey anon, who'd you bake the cake for?"
>Dat feeling inside

Also, even if you lie, making an entire cake for yourself isn't normal for anyone who's not a giant lardass. Nor is sharing a half eaten cake.

>Still good relations with his family

Why are you watching moe? Hell, why are you even on here? You still have a chance to have a happy life in the future if you change now. I know it's hard to believe but the whole waifu thing is a joke in the first place. You think it's kinda funny now but you're going to regret it later.

>>53636672

My family's already been asking me incessantly why I'm baking a cake.

"It's a long story." "It's complicated".

Also, I have a happy life. And I don't think the whole "waifu thing" is a joke. I do believe in it. Whole heartedly. Hell, having a waifu has probably made me happier than I used to be.

So stop it, please.

>>53636555
trips so it must be true

>making cake for a fictional character
>2011

>>53636797

>Not making a cake for a fictional character
>2011

It sounds like you guys are jealous of OPs love.

>>53636797
>not celebrating your waifu's birthday in some way
>2011

You're cute, OP.

At least you're capable of baking a cake for your loved one. ;_;

>>53636935

Komeiji, I may hate you, but why don't you think you can make a cake for Azusa?

It may be a shitty cake like mine, but you can still do it. Love makes anything possible, etc. etc.

>2011
>not having a waifu harem

>>53636736
Not person you replying to.

I respect and agree with what you said and I hope you tomorrow is awesome for you.

>>53637028
I can't type for shit. Deal with it.

>>53635843
You do realise that your waifu is Japanese, and that it's now the afternoon of her birthday in Japan. It's also the 21st in every country east of the Atlantic. This has probably been pointed out already in this thread, but I'm just quick replying here.

how does it make you faggots feel knowing you have probably 50-70 years left of your lives and they're going to be spent alone baking cakes for people who don't exist
hahahaha

Adorable. Seriously you've got a lucky waifu.

>>53636797
>Not doing something fun and harmless that is related to a story you like, will improve your cooking/baking skills and result in something delicious at absolutely no cost to yourself
>2011

Anyways, how about a Ritsu thread?

>>53637083
How does it feel being 12 and on the internet?
>hahahahahahahahah

>>53636988
It's pretty hard when you don't have the ingredients or knowledge necessary for it. How do you just suddenly ask your parents "Hey, I'm going to bake a cake for myself. Can you pick some stuff up for me?". Shit is kind of awkward.

OP, good for you (time zones aside). I myself am going to celebrate Makoto's birthday in just over a week.

But Ritsu only has eyes for Mio. Who just so happens to be my waifu.

>>53637135
That's why you don't bullshit. Just tell them.

My mom is so jelly that I bake cakes for Mugi.

>>53637135
>google.com

>>53637135
Just use the excuse you saw a really delicious looking recipe online and you'd like to try it. If necessary, find a picture of the cake without ANY characters in it, and have your baking parent assist you to make it look like it should. Or, at least, that's what I would do if I still lived with my parents.

>>53637187
Yes, jelly of other mothers.

>>53637135
Get yourself a part-time job and a fixie bicycle young man.
Oh the fun you will have picking up the ingredients with a huge grin on your face.

Here's an Azusa picture for encouragement.

>>53637207
Probably.

Cool cake, op.
I bake cakes for the person I love too, except he can actually eat them.
Do try to not make this every year though, you might gay fat.

>>53637135
Why can't you look up what you need for the cake online and then go and get the ingridients yourself? It's honestly not that hard to get the right stuff. In any case, you don't have to use that wording if you must ask your parents to buy stuff for you. "Hey, I've wanted to try baking for some time, would you not mind..?" doesn't seem like that awkward or weird thing to say to them.

>>53637135
Are you 6 months old or something? What the hell? You have no income of your own at all? That makes being a waifufag the LEAST faggoty thing about you. That aside, just say that you're homosexual and you want to bake a cake so you and your 50 year old boyfriend can penetrate it together and fill it with your cream. She'll be less ashamed than if you tell her the truth.

>>53637077

But I'm going to celebrate it WITH her.

Which means I have to celebrate it tomorrow.

>>53637183

Yeah, no. Let's not even get into this. Not on her birthday.

>>53637135
http://www.lafujimama.com/2010/07/japanese-strawberry-shortcake/

This is the recipe I used.

If anything, just tell them you feel like taking up baking.

>>53637274
>gay fat

>>53637274
>you might gay fat
>gay
Freudian slip?

>>53637187
I don't want them to think I'm crazy, though ;_;

>>53637206
Sounds like a good idea. Maybe I'll give that a try once November rolls around.

>>53635843

I'm gonna make a cake for my waifu, too.

I will probably feed it to my little sister and pretend that I made it for her in the first place after that. It's too embarrassing otherwise.
Killing two birds with one stone.

>>53637274
>eat a cake once a year
>get fat
>this is what bitches and whores actually believe

I still have a month to figure out what I am going to do on the anniversary of my husbando's suicide. Other than re-read Ten and cry, that is.

>>53637274
>gay

oops. How did that get in there? I meant to say "get"

am I in /jp/?

>>53637274

I work out, bro.

>mfw I see this thread and realize Ritsu has the same birthday as me

>>53637369
>>gay
>oops. How did that get in there?
Said God when he looked at the gene pool

>>53637385
Holy fuck, she also has the same face as you.

>>53637369
Too late. Now he's going to eat that one cake a year and become fat and extremely gay. Good job, faggot.

>>53637302
Not everybody lives in walking distance to a supermarket. If I wanted to buy ingredients I would have to drive, and you can't really do that without a license. Buses? Fuck that, too crowded. I'll just ask my parents if I have to.

>>53637385

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ANON
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ANON
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ANON

i love you even if nobody else does. now go take a shower

>>53637385

Any any characters that have the birthday December 15th? Very curious to know.

>>53637424
I don't know where you live, but it ought to be bombed into the ground by every other country on Earth.

Hey OP, do you have a recipe? That looks delicious!

>>53637424

Christ, you're not UiDrew. You're not an autistic fuck who can't be around people. Just take a bus or something.

Hell, if you REALLY loved Azusa you would just deal with it and go get your cake making shit.

happy birthday

>>53637381
No, dumb-ass.

>>53637459

http://www.lafujimama.com/2010/07/japanese-strawberry-shortcake/

It looks NOTHING like the cake on the webpage, obviously.

>>53637420
Don't make me laugh faggot, you guys are going to make me poop myself.
Man, you guys are comedy gold. this thread

So how old is ritsu anyway?

>actually doing something for your waifu's birthday
It's heartwarming to see someone treating their waifu with love and respect rather than acting like she's some sort of joke.

>>53637424
Holy shit do you live in a dessert? How can you be not two blocks away from a supermarket?

>>53637438
According to google, Yuffie Kisaragi of Final Fantast VII does.

>>53637456
Where the hell do you live? If you can walk to a supermarket from anywhere; you either live in a tiny-ass town and have no room to talk or in some overpopulated, disgusting city and should just spend the rest of your days dying in your one room apartment.

>>53637553
They're called food deserts and they are a very real problem in both rural areas and in many major cities.

>>53637553
>Holy shit do you live in a dessert?
Oh wow, my favourite show, Taiga's Freudian Slip Show.

Happy birthday Ritsu! It looks great, fellow ritsubro, I'm planning on making Hamburg Steak... hopefully it'll turn out well!

>>53637561

>final fantasy.
>anime.

PICK ONE!!!

But thanks anyway.

>>53637470
Between asking your parents to pick the shit up for you, and sitting awkwardly on a crowded bus for a half hour and then fumbling around in a supermarket, the choice is kind of obvious. I'll bake the cake, but I'd rather not deal with awkward stares all day long.

>>53637553
>Holy shit do you live in a dessert?
Funny thing is that I do. Kamloops, not so good.

Komeiji, you really don't have flour, eggs and sugar to bake a shitty cake? Honestly, I don't think you're very serious about this waifu thing.

Brofist, OP. I like what you're doing.

I'd celebrate Ritsu's bday with you even if she's not my waifu just cause you seem like a cool guy.

>>53637553

>Holy shit do you live in a dessert?

>Live in a dessert

>Dessert

Taiga confirmed for best troll of the year, all years.

>>53637517
Eternally 17, I believe.

>>53637610
You know, most people aren't awkwardly staring at you. Even the ones who are will have forgotten you the moment you are out of visual range. You're letting other people have way too much impact on you if you can't even go to the store.

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2011/08/21/scores-celebrate-ritsus-birthday/

>least favorite K-On! girls

Fuck you Sankaku Complex, FUCK YOU

>>53637588
God, your area sounds horrendous. I live on a road where every house is semi-detached and three storied. The area has a rule where X% of it must be greenery, to keep it nice and natural. Despite that , there is a 24/7 convenience store a ten minute walk away and countless supermarkets a very short drive away (like 5-10 mins in most cases).

>>53637613
I don't know, don't really go in the kitchen much except to grab soda and warm up ramen. I'll figure something out once her birthday draws near. There's still another 3 months to figure something out.

>>53637610
Spending 20 minutes at the supermarket and dealing with a couple of imaginary awkward stares is too much to sacrifice for your waifu eh?

>>53637610
I loved Kamloops when I passed through it. Even though it'd be the last place I'd ever want to live in BC.

>>53637604
>implying Last Order isn't an anime

>>53637610

Komeiji, I take what I said back.

You ARE as bad as UiDrew.

>>53637670
>I don't know, don't really go in the kitchen much except to grab soda and warm up ramen

>willywonkaisnotimpressed.jpg

>>53637610
>Funny thing is that I do. Kamloops, not so good.

Stop making fun of me, you're gonna make me burst into treats.

Happy Birthday Ricchan!!

So this makes me wonder, are all tripfags about 17?

>>53637647
Social anxiety is a hell of a disorder.

>>53637692
What's there to love? It's dry as fuck without anything to really do. Maybe if you're into golfing it's not such a bad place, but there isn't anything else here.

>>53637309
Well, damn, everything there looks delicious. I might also be making this cake this week.

>>53637385
Happy Birthday, anon!

>>53637424
Sorry for assuming that you had stores nearby, I just have never been in a place that doesn't. Anyhow, riding the bus can't be that bad. I don't particularly like them either, but I put up with it and you forget the uncomfortableness as soon as you get home.

She isn't my Waifu, but I'll watch some K-On! to celebrate her Birthday!

>>53637756

I burst into happy treats when I think of you taiga :3

Happy 19th, Ritsu.

I look forward to getting fucking blitzed with you a year from now.

>>53637818
>waiting for the legal age to drink
People do this?

>>53637665
Because we have like two supermarkets? I'm glad you can make such great accusations off little to none detail. Good try, though.

I, too live probably about 4 blocks from a tiny convenience store that might have everything. Just not a supermarket.

But now I am curious, just because of the greenery to a tee in a town that you described. Where are you from?

>you will never own a Ritsu special edition G-Shock watch
>you will never own a Ritsu special edition Lamy Safari 0.5mm lead pencil

>>53637775

i'm 20

Good work anon.

>>53637385
nice, and here I have a same birth month of Yui and Azusa . Happy Birthday too anon.

>>53637873
>you will never be able to reconcile that fact that you have a watch and a pencil, not an actual girlfriend

>>53637776
>What's there to do?
Mountain biking. That's half the reason I went to BC during the summer.

Happy birthday Ritsu.

>Captcha: the delicio

OP NEEDS TO CUT THE STRAWBERRIES AND WAIT TILL THE CAKE COOLS TO PUT ON THE FROSTING NEXT TIME

and even then the cake still looks rather bland, your waifu must not mean much to you then

>>53637801
It's not really the bus ride itself that's the problem, but walking up to the cashier is always awkward.

If you think about it, this is actually a deconstruction of the masturbatory pseudo-relationship a waifufag has with their waifu.

>>53637936
He tried his best guy. Look at the side of the plate, where he desperately tried to make his mess of a cake look a bit nicer by wiping away the cream. I'm sure his waifu will appreciate his mediocre efforts.

>>53637942
The cashier doesn't give a fuck about you. They don't even talk to you, they just tell you how much stuff costs and you pay them. grow some fucking balls.

Ok what the hell I hope you guys aint serious bout this! This has to be the most pathetic thing I have seen in a while. I mean I fap to 2D images from time to time but you guys have taken it to the next level.

>>53637902
>imply I can't stick a pen up my butt

>>53637902

>Implying I want a real girlfriend.

>>53637936

I'M NOT A GOOD COOK.

I'M SORRY.

I just tried to make it look as close to the K-On cakes as possible...

>>53638021
'Sup newfag?

Happy birthday, slut.