GET OUT, GET OUT, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT.

Gordon Ramsey anime fucking where

Want overcooked? Order chicken instead.

God dammit.

>>53565360
It's isn't like I cooked it just for you, yes?

>gordon ramsay hell's kitchen anime
FUCK

>Fucking 6 translators notes!?

>chef, we had to... the context-

>translator's note: your a fucking twat!

>>53565389
We could have a Ramsay like character in Toriko.

>>53565403
TSUNDERAMSEY!!!

>>53565360

Oh God my sides.

>>53565414
fund this shit

>>53565403
>It is is not like I cooked it just for you, yes?
grammar is tough

>>53565417
>your

>>53565414
Take all of my money

Fucking Scallops and Risotto...

EVERY GODDAMN TIME....

>>53565417

>Watch Hell's Kitchen everytime I'm biking at the gym
>Risotto, Risotto everywhere.
>I've never eaten Risotto

feels left out man

>>53565457
I changed it 3 times before the "yes" on the end remotely fit and forgot to change the first word.
Cope with the situation.

>Iron Chef anime with Gordon Ramsay episode

>>53565417

On tonight's 'Fansub nightmares' he finds a group that hardsubs mkv's

Even when I tab away from /ck/ I get constant reminders of my hunger. That Blood screenshot talking about being hungry, now this. I'll eat breakfast, okay?! In like, 10 minutes. 10 minutes! That's all I'm fucking asking!

>>53565485
Forget the risotto.

It's the goddamn Wellingtons.

>>53565512

It's shit.

>>53565485
Scallops, risotto, Wellingtons, everything on the default HK menu is very easy to mess up. It's designed that way.

I'd prefer an anime version of Good Eats.
Alton Brown would be so moe.

>>53565512
>biking at the gym
I don't get it, if you're gonna go biking for more than 10 minutes at a time then why don't you just buy a real bike. More importantly, why the hell are you even biking. Just swim, it's a lot more efficient.

>yfw the fujoshi would be all over it

>Hells Kitchen
>Replace everyone with lolis
>Gordon Ramsey is a hard on loli from Germany wearing >implied Nazi clothes

Bizarre Foods anime?

Don't know if want

>>53565591
Sounds like a plan

If Bartender made it bearable to wath a show about drinks, this would sell

Pic related, take all my money

>>53565607
Routine is:
>20 min bike
>40 lifting
>30 min Swim
>10 min playing Zyzz at the Saunas.

I'm not bulking, I just enjoy working out.

>>53565591

>>53565622

Suddenly I am imagining Gordon Ramsey as Suigin Tou from RM or Laura from IS......

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE !

>>53565622
YES....UNCENSORED SWEARING

>>53565674
RIP

>my hips are moving on their own!

>>53565512
risotto is good but hard to make it taste good and not shit.
chinese/japanese have their own version of it or they still eat rice like savages?

>chop faster!
>you think we've got all fucking day?!

>>53565693
>Animated by SHAFT
>Loli Gordon headtilts while yelling "YOU FUCKING CUNT, GET BACK TO WORK!"

>Hell's kitchen anime
>Ramsey dubbed by Norio Wakamoto

>>53565457
>doesn't get it
being slow is tough

I hate reality shows but Hells Kitchen is fucking hilarious.

>>53565674
Do you even lift?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQImzT4n-B8

>>53565622
Stick Norio Wakamoto in there, and im sold.

>You want subs, you want mkvs, ye-
>Look, man, I just want more details on my Karaoke
>Are you always going to be this rude and interrupt when I try to talk?
>I want my Karaoke, that's all I want.
>Right, I'll get you your karaoke and I'll ram it right up your fucking arse, would you like sparkly or animated?

>>53565782

Fund it.

rie as gordon ramsay

>>53565751
I live in Sweden, but i've never thought about Risotto until Hell's Kitchen, will probably never eat it in my life, too attached to Nippon/Chinese/HK/Taiwanese food

>>53565813
I remember in one season where some fat douche kept eating the customer's food while proceeding to hype "MY RISOTTO IS THE BEST EVER, CASUALS".

And my fucking face when he got kicked out personally by Ramsey instead of the usual voting.

Felt like /v/ in person.

>>53565849

>>53565849
Ahahahaha.

>>53565822
>implying my goal isn't Otters mode / Athletic.

Man vs. Food anime? I'd kill for that.

>>53565869
>never eat risotto
goddam, can't you buy rice?

>>53565932
>not spending rice on Sushi instead

>>53565905
We already have man vs pastry, it's called lucky stars first few episodes

>'Did you just translate nakama to friend?'
>Yes sir we tho--
>'Well you thought fucking wrong. It isn't friend.'
>It can be friend in cert--
>'Dont talk back to me you fuck, did you even look at the fucking context? Do you know how hard we would get blasted if I didn't catch this? You are a fucking disgrace.'
>'Okay I'll change it.'
>Good. Don't let it happen again. Fucking amatuers.

>>53565971
>rice
>sushi

barbarian.

>>53565994
>'Did you just translate nakama to friend?'
>Yes sir we tho--

>Yes sir.
>Not YES CHEF.

You're doing it wrong...

>senpai
>sempai

The great debate

>>53566013
Looks like puke.

>>53566072
but chefs don't translate

>>53566085
it's rice cooked with sausage, it's not supposed to look nice.

this is the problem with people these days, they need food to look moe.

>>53566085

>Judges food by it's looks

You're the cancer killing good food.

>>53566183
cancer cant kill things that arent alive newfag

>>53566167
>>53566183
Presentation is an important part of food, ask any chef. Not that I'm disagreeing, but you can't introduce someone to a new plate if it looks like dog food. That said the pictured risotto really don't look that bad at all, I want some..

>>53566167
>>53566183

But doesn't the presentation hold a great deal of importance ?
Specially in those 5star Michelin restaurants.

It all matters for the ratings, man.

>What's this? Localisation?
>Well.... But Chef...
>You think people want shitty /b/ Menes thrust in their anime for no reason!!!
>It's s-so they can understand...
>ARE YOU CALLING OUR CUSTOMERS STUPID!?! Take out all that fucking localisation you disgrace, next time just stick in a TL note or something, have you fucking got that?
>Yes chef.... Fukou Da....
>Oh don't you fucking start on that one

>>53566281
This.
I like to cook because I view it as an art form.

>>53566327
>Fukou Da..
now i've lost it

I don't give a shit if my food has little sparklers or is in the shape of a fucking pentagram, I just want it to be nutritious and delicious.

>>53565389
With Wakamoto as Ramsay.

>>53566327
>Fukou Da

>>53566281
>>53566330
>>53566318

>presentation
>food

listen sissy boys, if you want good looking food ask to the frog eaters, they like fancy and cute stuff.
i cook because i want to came for the taste, not for some modern art bullshit.

>>53566318
>>53566281
Risotto doesn't always look like that either.

Kinda hard to make it look nice, but it's possible.

>>53566429
*come

>>53566327
>Fukou Da
Fucking lol

>>53566389
If a plate runs 50 dollars you will be a little more picky, trust me. It's called cuisine, and presentation is one of the factors that separates it from grandma's mashed peas.

Protip: Food is like video games.

Presentation/graphics is not necessary, but great taste/gameplay is even more enjoyable if it looks good too.

>Presentation
>Taste
Faggots. All of you.
One should eat for the sole purpose of sustenance.

>>53566327
>Translation without localisation
>Ramsay advocating it

Its like cooking a dish and leaving half of the ingredients raw

>>53566494

Don't play with the food, you faggot.

i like it when they dab a small spoonful of food onto a plate and then drizzle shit in swirly little patterns and charge $100 for it. it reminds me of artists that put a single dot of paint on a canvas and then sell it for a lot of money

>>53566472
are you implying your granma mashed peas are worse than some "cuisine" because they looks bad?

>>53566494
That's deep, man.

>>53566472

Good thing that I won't pay $50+ for food that's going to turn to shit in a few hours then.

>>53566523
That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

Gordon Ramsey the best xDDD

Has a Ramsay-type character appeared in Toriko?

>>53566429
Yes I understand presentation comes second to taste.
But I like to take pride in my work and make it look beautiful. I want it to be pleasing to more than one sense.

/a/ just went full Lucky Star

>All these ideas
>A Gordon Ramsay anime
>Why though

>>53566569

Then make it smell good, food that tates great usually smells good anyway.

There you go, two senses.

>>53565782
All of my WANT

You cannot compare eating a Foie gras in a 5 star Michelin rating restaurant with eating some regular dish in a tavern across the street, man.

It's two polar opposites...

It's all about the presentation in those places, something that not only will put you in heaven once you taste it, but also that astonishes you once you've seen it.

Regular places don't care for such trouble in most cases, since they aren't getting any rating, extra benefits from it, nor are the clients that usually frequent them people with money to spend on more luxurious requests.

Needless to say, there is a place for everything.

>>53566569
Sup Lain.

>>53566569
taste > smell >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>presentation

>>53566629

Well, it was a nice thread while it lasted.

>>53566629

Thread over.

Awesome Ramsey anime thread ruined by tripfags.

Fucking /a/.

>>53566629
go away, you defiled my country with your presence; i don't want you to corrupt a (almost) good discussion

>>53566629
I see you have found another proxy there little buddy

>>53566640
Taste>Smell>Texture=Presentation

>>53566629
Get the fuck out.

WHO'S READY FOR SOME MOTHERFUCKING CHEF RAMZEY NEXT MONDAY

>>53566608
Good food will smell good, you don't need to try for that.
Seriously, what's the matter with making a meal sit well on a plate? Come on guys.

>>53566684
I'm sorry, but I don't know of another way to speak with Lain.

>>53566629
Who are you exactly?
>>53566640
I understand completely. I just like to go the extra mile.

>Hell's Kitchen
>Shaft
>foul mouthed loli ramsay
what next?

>>53566629
also

>>53566719
I'm Park Ranger.. or you can call me Moka.

>>53566628
>>53566709

well, the discussion started because steins hated on risotto because it looks bad.
i can understand that, if you pay a lot of money for it you may expect food to look good, but disregarding food because it looks bad, well, it's wrong.

>>53566734
CG slowmo cooking

Someone get a drawfag to do this loli Ramsay serving wellingtons with risotto.

>>53566716

You can talk to him at the /a/chat. Add this to your MSN: group304669@groupsim.com

He is not called Lain in the chat though, ask for him.

>>53566640
>>53566689
No way. Someone put way, way too much parmesan on my pasta once and it smelled like puke. There was nothing wrong with the taste or the presentation; however, you simply cannot enjoy something that smells terrible.

>>53566734
>How about all of the customers who go to the restaurant are from other Anime/Manga

>>53566802
Fine then.

Taste=Smell=Texture=Presentation

>>53566802
>good taste and horrible smell
>horrible taste and good smell

you will always pick the good taste

This thread is comedy gold
Fucking fund it.

>>53566798
Nevermind.. I don't want to give people my MSN. I'm scared they are going to dox me.

Erm...anyway, I want a Emeril Lagasse animated cooking show.
"BAMU-desu"

>>53566860
>pork ranger

>>53566863
Because I'm straight

add ainsley as a cameo

>>53566860
Damn straight I will

>>53566840
The smell affects taste in my case. Might be just me though.

>>53566860

They can't see you MSN, you dumbass, it will only show your nick. You can also make another MSN if you are so insecure and want to talk to him so bad.

can i report pork for something?

>Ramsay Anime
>Not Ainsley

I am disappointed /a/.

>>53566885
He's going to be a villain turned ally

Ramsay vs. Ainsley cook-off

Ramsay hates Ainsley. He can be the rival character.

>>53566921
When I first heard Aimsley, I was shocked.
Dat voice man, dat voice.