>Call other people weeaboos.
>Have "Oekare Ni sa~" as laptops welcome message.
>Running out of class in embarrassment
You are the sum of all fags.

Learn to hide your power level, weeaboo,

>no 'gochujin-sama'

>>53497463
this
One time I was wearing my accelerator shirt, and the theme from mazinger Z came on in class. My professor later came up to me in the commons, and said " OP IS A FAGGOT"
lol this should have been posted in the crossover thread ....oh well

>>53497524

I never used this laptop in public until now.

It was just a little something for me.

>In college
>Take out my laptop
>Grief syndrome shortcut in my desktop
>Normalfag friend ask me what that is
>Say It's a pretty cool game I found
>I choose Homura, he chooses Kyoko
>We play for hours
>Everything went better than expected

girl here, true story

>at school with nerdy friend talking about animes as usual
>know he's into me but he's too shy to say it
>fittest and hottest guy at school comes out of school gym with his shirt off
>he smiles at me, takes his shirt on
>i blush
>he walks upon us
>'thats a sweet death note shirt you're wearing there. i watch anime myself you know.'
>'th... thanks'
>blush even more, head is about to explode
>'how we two wactch some animu at my place?'
>after a few hours of inconclusiveness i women up and go to his place
>we watch a few anime episodes togther
>'i'll change the dvd'
>while i bend over to take the dvd he kisses my forehead
>head turns red, heart beating really fast
>he smiles at me
>'you know, i always had an eye on you. you're not like other girls. you're something special.'
>'i... i...'
>'shhh... just close your eyes'
>kisses my lips so gently
>we love each other on the first date
>have the best time of my life with him
>few days past
>he doesn't answer my calls, sms
>see him with an other girl
>cry myself out at my nerdy friend
>so glad he's there for me
>but he's not the kind of man i lust for

why are the best men such assholes?
and why are the nicest such boring and weak idiots?
why are men so complicated?

>Wear lab coat to class
>"Why are you wearing a lab coat?"
>"Because I'm a mad scientist."
>"Dude, do you watch Steins;Gate?"
>"Stain-what?"
>"It's an anime-- DUDE, DR PEPPER?"
>"Yeah, so?"
>"You totally watch Steins;Gate, right?"
>"Never heard of it. What do you want?"
>"Nothing. So, what's your name?"
>"Fake name-san"
>"But your essay says anon-kun."
>"Anon-kun is just an alias I use for social situations."
>"You're definitely a bro, dude."
>"What the fuck is a bro?"
>I walk away
>JUST AS KEIKAKU.

>>53497883
Don't tell me, the nerdy friend was your childhood friend.
bitchesandwhores.jpg

>>53497883
>Caring about 3DPD, men or women
>He is clearly a faggot for buying DVDs when he could have just plugged up a computer to the TV and opened CCCP
>He is clearly a faggot for revealing his powerlevel so easily
This has to be a troll.

>>53497883
Cause you're a fucking whore.

>>53497883
>We love each other on the first date

Bitchesandwhores.jpg

>>53497907
True mad scientists drink Mountain Dew.

>>53498107
At least it is in that one Drama CD.

>>53498107

>Mad Scientists not drinking Dr Pepper.

LEAVE THIS THREAD NOW!!!!!!

I have never had my power level revealed. My relatives do know I like anime, but they're pretty casual about it.

>>53498107
True mad scientist drink Plutonium

>>53498107
OH HELL NAW NIGGA, YOU JUST WENT FULL RETARDED.

>>53498181
What? Is the life of a rounder too hard for you?

>>53498107

>>53497883

I find your story amusing. You and your friend are in pain!

>>53497883

If you weren't simply trollin I'd say the definition of 'best' were somewhat askew in your noggin.

Oh and OP you wanted to get 'caught', that was you coming out to the anime crowd and you loved it, admit it.

>>And I FORGET about the custom welcome message

Yeah, suuuure, whatever..

>Law School is no place for Power Levels
>Use this desktop
>People think it's some stylish geometric design
>Nobody knows it's a reference to japanese porn

Success

>Welcome Message

>go to college
>brought out laptop
>scenery porn wallpaper that I had from /w/
>female friend saw it
>"wow that's a pretty wallpaper you got there"
>"you should show me some more if you have"
yeah okay
>few mins later she wanted to use laptop to online her facebook
>let her
>I went on continuing doing our assignment with other groupmember
>she calls ne
>"hey anon-kun, you're pretty pervert arent you?"
heh>
>mfw she opened my animu and mango folder and I have shit tons of ecchi manga scans inside

>>53497883

Shitty copypasta

>>53497883
what A whore GET OUT NOW!!!!!!

>>53497883

>Like a guy
>know he likes me
>do nothing
>FUCKING MEN

>>53497883
This is hilarious, the generic jock is an asshole and the generic geek is a pansy. It's like a shitty sitcom but with trace amounts of anime.

>>53497883

7/10

>>53498360

>>53497997
>>53498005
>>53498023
>>53498039
>>53498258
>>53498274
>>53498368
>>53498440
newfags. newfags everywhere.

No really guys, the copypasta is pretty old. There's different iterations of the same story, but it's actually supposed to be a motivational copypasta telling you to get off your asses and drink some Dr. Pepper.

>>53498560
But it's more entertaining to reply as if it were real.

>Be of Japanese descent
>Worshipped by weeaboos all over campus
>List my favorite anime to one of them upon request
>No one has heard of any of them
>Now only the hipster weeaboos worship me

So at least I got 80% of them off of my back.

>>53498360
>ecchi manga scans inside
>no futa/monster/rape/loli/fetish content

Son,I'm dissapointed.

>>53497907
If this is true, that's fucking hilarious.

>In summer school because I went through a fuck homework phase back in middle school
>Everyone is just dicking around, doing what they want
>Bring my flashdrive erryday
>Plug it into one of the computers and play Touhou in fullscreen
>Everyone is like "fuck is u playing girl games for dawg"
>Tell them "fuck you, I bet you can't even beat the 2nd stage"
>mfw they played on easy
>mfw they didn't even get to the midboss
>mfw they mad
>mfw they kept playing with me and I became the class' vidya gaems guru

everythingwentmuchbetterthanexpected.jpg

>>53497883
Nice trollpasta.

>most stories are about watching animu in puplic

Why would you do this??At least act outside the internet like a normal heterosexuell person.

>>53497907

close one!

>Go to a party with normalfags because I'm not autistic/assburgers like 90% of /a/
>"hey anon put your iPod on party shuffle and dock it here"
>Go ahead and do it, why not?
>Suddenly realize there are some OSTs on there
>Panic! at the disco
>Suddenly remember that all of the OSTs are orchestral pieces from the NGE franchise including the rebuilds
>"wow anon, I didn't know you liked this stuff! Shit's epic, yo!"
>mfw everyone is looking at me in awe of my superior intellect and taste

>>53499081

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljv0ZWE_kCM

>>53499081
fucking this, back in highschool I brought touhou on a flashdrive because I had an off period and knew the computer science teacher.
She'd let me use the computers during off period
People would gather round and watch because touhou is pretty intense
Some kid says that it's gay because of little girls in it
He can't make it past first stage on medium
>mfw

>Custom Welcome Message

No OP, you are the fag

>>53499484
>little girls
>gay
little girls are never gay unless they have dicks

>>53499283

Damn, that guy sounded like an immense /a/spie

>>53499442
Orchestral pieces in a party?

I like your style.

>>53499661
The rest of the songs were exclusively by Jonathan Coulton or They Might Be Giants.

>>53497883
Why are you an underaged slut who uses people ? These are questions I will never have answers to ;__;

>>53498346
I'd like to know how this rederences porn

>>53499846
You new or something? It's from Fate/Stay Night.

One of them chinese porno games the kids are talking about nowadays.

OP I don't feel sorry for you, since you revealed your own power level. If you want to hide it, you need to commit to that goal.
Now if your power level is blown by some faggot meddling with your shit then that's a different story.

>>53499751
>>53499751
because its old copypasta. No. Seriously. I see it almost every fucking day

>>53499442
total badass

>in college talking about movies
>anime crops up
>few mentions of ghibli stuff
>keep mentioning other anime movies, can't help it - need to stfu
>someone asks me 'Jesus how much anime do you WATCH man?'
>panic, I've seen well over 300
>go for a low number so I don't seem like a loser
>"60"
>referred to as being the 'anime nerd' for 2 years

also once stupidly carried a pic of mai waifu in my wallet and someone saw it and just stared at me...waifu pride quickly turns to social awkwardness when faced with a "what the fuck" look from a female cashier.

>>53500348
haha nope

>>53500620
>low number so you can be seen as normal
>pick 60

uhh !!

>dat feel when your background is rukako
"Anon-kun, you like cartoon porn don't you?"
"Yeah, I do"
>But he's a guy
"Anon-kun, I didn't know you watched anime! Who's this girl you have in your background, i've never seen her before?"
"Just some generic anime girl lol"
>But he's a guy
"Anon-kun, I always thought you were gay because you don't talk to girls, but at least now I know you're straight!"
>But he's a guy

>obnoxious weeaboo faggots
>op

Reported

>>53500793
"Daga otoko da" I could hear it. I could fucking hear it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8NJh_sTQLY

>roommate's girlfriend is over
>we're talking about tv shows
>she brings up Cowboy Bebop
>I say "Oh shit I remember that. Wasn't it on Adult Swim or something?"
>roommate shakes his head in disappointment
>she and I laugh at him, then we all go out partying.

Seriously guys. It isn't that hard.

>>53500738
Yeah, the fuck? Even the most newfag of anime has seen shit like DBZ, Pokemon, etc. counting more shounenshit and other generic shit that I can think right now. 60 isn't shit unless you are less than 14 years of age.

>>53501082
When they asked him how much anime he watched I assumed they meant series.

60's gonna look like a lot of anime to a normalfag.

>>53501082
But they will not REMEMBER them. If you say 20, it's already leaning towards "too many".

>>53500570

>>53501218
I guess. I wouldn't know anymore, I hardly to interact with people anymore.

>>53501219
That's what I meant. They probably watched that many themselves they just don't realize it (like the same people who think DBZ isn't anime).

And if they really haven't well, I wouldn't know because I don't associate with those type of people anyway.

>>53501082
In principle, it isn't hot shit. Its when you lay it out that people realize "Oh shit, that was anime?"

>>53501320
Yep. Still it's funny to me though.

Havent had any yet but a very close call a few years ago.
>Back in highschool
>Take a course during summer
>Tons of stoners and wiggers
>They all listen to music on the computers in the computer lab
>I decide to do the same while I take a test
>Load up grooveshark
>Have two playlists, one with alt/hipster/normalfag music and one with anime op/ed shit
>I could have easily chosen the second but I didnt
>Wonder why I cant hear music playing
>Turn it up louder
>Realize the headset was plugged into a different PC and the music was blasting out of the speakers
If I had accidentally picked the second playlist I think I would have just got up and left like OP.