Madainn mhath /a/, my name is Laird Mugi.

I'm a 17 year old Scottish ned. I draw the Lochness Monster on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my bagpipe skills and playing superior Scottish games. (Highland Warriors, Medieval: Total War - Viking Invasion, Braveheart)

I train with my Claymore every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Scottish fluently, both Gaelic and the Lowland dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Scottish history and their Scots Law, which I follow 100%

When I get my Scottish visa, I am moving to Glasgow to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an food tester for the Mars Bar Factory or a Drink designer for Iron Bru headquarters!

I own several kilts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Scotland, so I can fit in easier. I get drunk and flip off my elders and seniors and speak Scottish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Scotland!

Noswaith dda /a/, my name is Mio.

I'm a 17 year old Welsh sheep shagger and I love Cymru. I shag sheep in fields, and spend my days perfecting my sheep shagging skills and playing superior Welsh games. (Sheep shagging)

I train with my Welsh Dragon every day, this superior lizard can melt through steel because it is over 600C, and is vastly superior to any other dragon fire on earth. I earned my dragon licence two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Welsh fluently, both Welsh and the Welsh Dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Welsh history and their Welsh Law, which I follow 100%

When I get my Welsh visa, I am moving to Cardiff to attend a prestigious College to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can shag sheep all day!

I own several sheep, which I shag around town. I want to get used to shagging them before I move to Wales, so I can fit in easier. I shag sheep and flip off my elders and seniors and speak Welsh as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Cymru!

Ey Up, /a/! My name is Azusa.

I'm a 17 year old Japanese Yorkshireman. I hike in me japanese moors and dales in me spare time, and spend me days perfecting me farming techniques and watching superior British television. (Emmerdale, Heartbeat)

I participate in the Wars of the Roses reinactments as the York House every month, this superior White Rose can cut down all other Red Roses, and is vastly superior to any other roses on earth.

I speak Yorkshire fluently, both North and South dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Yorkshire history and their farming techniques, which I follow 100%.

When I get my British visa, I am moving to Yorkshire to attend a prestigious pub in the moors to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a regular at The Tudor Rose Inn

I own several tractors and jeeps, which I like to drive around town. I want to get used to driving them before I move to Yorkshire, so I can fit in easier. I talk in a yorkshire dialect and drink pints around me seniors and elders as often as I can, but they don't respond.

Wish me luck in Yorkshire!

Fuck the Papists, /a/! My name is Yui Hirasawa.

I'm a 17 year old Japanese Ulster loyalist. I volunteer with the Orange Order in my spare time, and spend my days perfecting my brass knuckle techniques and watching superior British television. (Eastenders, Coronation Street, Emmerdale)

I witness for Presbyterianism every day, this superior denomination can cut down all other idolatrous sects, and is vastly superior to any other "Christian" division on earth.

I speak English fluently, both Kentish and Ulster Scots dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about British history and their laws, which I follow 100% and work over any republican scum that disagrees.

When I get my British visa, I am moving to Belfast to attend a prestigious Seminary School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a page for Ian Paisley.

I own several Union Jacks, which I tie around my neck and wear like a cape around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Ulster, so I can fit in easier. I tip my bowler hat to fellow loyalists and we fuck up Catholics - they're usually too unconscious or dead to respond.

Wish me luck in Northern Ireland!

>>52972160

What about ye, /a/! My name is Yui Hirasawa.

I'm a 17 year old Japanese Irish Nationalist. I vote Sinn Féin! In my spare time, and spend my days perfecting my Hurley skills and watching superior Irish sports. (Ruby, Hurley, Gaelic football)

I drink Guinness and eat potatoes every day, this superior diet enables me to do the knees in of all the Protestants I see, and is vastly superior to any other diet on earth.

I speak Irish fluently, both Dublin and Derry dialects, and I write fluently as well (when I’m not on ta’ drink that is). I know everything about Irish history and their laws, which I try me best to follow 100%, but ya know how it is when ya get a bit drunk. I do in any Orange Order cunts that I see.

When I get my visa, I am moving to Belfast to attend a prestigious Catholic Secondary School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a body guard Gerry Adams.

I own several Tri-Colours, which I tie around my Hurley stick so Protestants can see it before I smash their teeth in. I’ll buy a pint of Guinness for my fellow Irish Nationalists as we talk about sending our sons to join the IRA!

Wish me luck Eire!

>>52972160
Read it in Groundkeeper Willie's voice.

>>52972227
>Not reading it in the Demomans voice
Uncultured swine...

>>52972160

>Glasgow
>Prestigious high school

Yeah, you try that Mugi.

In before
>Fun things are fun, aren't they Ted?

>azusa 17
>same age as senpais
>dont be faggot OP

>Drink designer for Iron Bru headquarters!

oh you

hnngggg

I remember the original thread these came from. Shit was hilarious.

>>52972160
SUP MUGI MY HONEY!

Right now I am downloading the big 3; Eastenders, Coronation Street AND Emmerdale and I watch them without subs! Phil Mitchell is mai hasbando. I just hope my torrents finish before I head to the UK!

>>52972143
>using the word blocked twice
>not selecting anything from the wide British vocabulary of words such as blitzed, bombed, pissed or sloshed

>>52972265
They all go to the UK when they're 17.

no one likes Ritsu. Look at her damn forehead

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>52972219
>>52972295

>>52972265
>>52972319
Current time, they're all 18, except for Azusa.

>>52972160
>Mugi
>I train with my Claymore every day,

this sounds strangely adorable

Why the fuck don't we have a picture of Mio shagging sheep?

It seems like Catholic Yui seems to be considered the most canon in these threads.

>>52972364
More to the point why isn't there a picture of Azusa in a Tweed suit with a flat cap?

Ken-sama was a lot better.

>Chav
>Wants to be a writer for the BBC

Funny, when I was in secondary school I knew a chav who wanted to do this. I think his hopes got crushed when he got a D in english lit and languages for his GCSE's.

please don't tell me that the movie is going to be about the girls in Britain. Oh god, please don't.

I live right in Ritsu's forehead.

Damn.

And Ritsu is a chav? She seems more slackerish.

>>52972587


Not sure if want.

>>52972539

LIES, Lies and slander.

Real chavs don't have gcses

>>52972597
Ritsu-lapel tennis race reporting in.

>>52972757


Actually more borderline Ritsu's forehead-Azusan's fringe.

Relax, Smudger!
It's one of ours.

I for one, welcome our superior moe overlords.

>>52973147
Long live our unbreakable union.

>chav
>prestigious secondary school

You're doing it wrong