Anon you're my only friend
;_;

It'll get better eventually, Anon. Maybe you need to work out or something.

Go get a hooker. That should give you a good confidence boost until it hits you that your first fuck was a hooker.

>>>/b/
>>>/v/
>>>/soc/

Good thing I have anime

>>52738767

I don't know that feel since 2009.

sucks to be you

>>52738819


;_;

>i still have anime
>and my waifuuu
but still

>>>/b/
for talking about girlfriend
>>>/soc/
for talking about friends
>>>/jp/
for talking about perma virgin

>>52738889
>>52738803
>>52738795

At least you guys will probably changed in the future, I've been this way for nearly all my life.

That's rough bro. My problems pale in comparison to yours.

This is now a Kircheis thread

>>>/soc/
Fuck off you weak attention whoring faggot.

The thing is, /a/, unless you've got parents with saintly patience and a fuckton of money, you're probably not going to be living like that forever. Eventually, be it by your choice or someone else's, you're going to have to get a job and learn to drive and find a place of your own. And on the way you'll probably make a friend or two without even meaning to.

>>52738767

Are you me?!

I still have my waifu though. ;_;

>>52738767
I am unfamiliar with this feel

I am curious to know what chain of events could lead to that situation

Pathetic.
If you feel bad about having no social contacts then make some.
It's not that hard. If you're afraid to go out and meet people then being alone at your place shouldn't make you sad but comfortable.
And even authistic or sociophobic people normally manage to make friends online. WTF?

>>52739043

Didn't you learn anything from your animu & mango?
Rape obviously.

>>52738767
Enjoy some animu, then.

We'll always be together, anons. Together alone ;_;

saged and reported.
>>>/v/
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/

There are boards for this shit.

>>52738767
i know that feel.

feelsgoodman.jpg

shit nigga, I won't even play online games because its too social. single player only for me.

What the fuck, bro? How can you fail so much?

I don't understand how you can manage to not have at least some internet friends

>>52739197


what is your daily routine like?

>people saying online friends

Because online friends are worthless and wont get you anywhere. It isn't anything like having a real life friend.

>>52739080
>>52739080
>>52739080
this.

and maybe start drinking. depends. can you stand to watch bleach sober?

I've seen this exact post on /v/ more than once.

I always reply to your thread anon, you sound exactly like me.

>>52738767
>implying you want get married and have kids

Why?If you're once in this situation,you can't say fuck that and leave like closing a tab of a bad thread.

>The feeling that you can't even make friends on /a/.

You guys don't even talk to people via online? No one at all? Damn, how do you manage?

I have a hilariously cute chinese girlfriend but my waifu will always be you, Revy.

>>52739283
I have an online friend I literally chat with every single day for years now. I've never met a person I've had so much in common with.

I value him more than a lot of my real life friends

Though in general I agree with you, online friends are worthless and I tend to abandon all contacts with them when I feel like it

Sage, because sage.

>>>/v/
>>>/b/

>OP lives with his parents
I may as well post this image, OP. I hope it gets you through another day.

I have like 4 friends that occasionaly hang out with, a year or so ago I didn't have any contact at all except my mother. But everythings going uphill now, got my car permit, getting a Job Offer at Lufthansa and loosing my fat and building muscles.

>>52738767

That's me, except:

I talk to my mom daily, but it's never anything meaningful. I never speak to the rest of my family at all, not even my dad who visits once a week.

I have a cellphone, but I don't use it at all, so I guess that's still in line with what you described.

I'm largely okay with it, I'll probably buy a prostitute one day just to be done with the whole virginity thing.

> that feel when you've been living as as hiki for 2 years in your parents' basement and your parents finally give you 'the talk' telling you to get your shit together or they will kick you out

If someone avoids socializing and then is sad to have no social contacts isn't that a bit contradicting?

>>52739259
i wake up whenever I wake up, take a crap, read the news, occasionally play the vidya when there's something worth playing, usually just start watching whatever shit shows I DVR'd the day before, drink beer, smoke weed, watch animu, drink more beer, at some point remember to take my pills, drink more beer, eventually run out of beer, smoke more weed, go out and buy more beer, watch more animu or the occasional good tv show on netflix, drink more beer and smoke more weed, eventually realize that I can no longer follow even the simplest of plots and put in UFO UltraMaiden Valkyrie. Not drunk enough to make it funny, too drunk to pay attention. bed. sleep. repeat.

and yes, I live in my parents basement and have a massive neckbeard. no shit.

I'm living the life.

>>52739338

4chan provides plenty.

>that feel when you have no real or online friends
I have friends
>don't use a facebook, skype, msn, or a cellphone
Kinda use it, barely use it, used to use it a lot but not so much anymore, and yeah I use my cellphone
> never socialize unless it's on 4chan
I hate crowds but I have a lot of people wanting me to be "out of my element" as they call it. By that they mean not watching anime or playing da vidya.
> never had a girlfriend or befriended a girl, are a perma virgin
Have a great girlfriend and I'm not a virgin
>have a dull personality, lack a sense of humor
Nope, nope
> never talk to your family, stay in your room all day without any social contact
most days yeah, but by my choice.
>don't own a car or have a job
I have both
>will never get married or have kids, and will die alone and miserable without amounting to anything
My girlfriend wants kids a lot but as a musician it would really complicate things.

>>52739440
>/a/
>not contradicting about everything they ever did in life

that feel when you don't do drugs because you don't know any dealers.

>>52739478
>musician
As a Teacher?

>>52739425

I'm the same. My mom gives me 'the talk' once every few months but the next day she just forgets all about it.

>>52739404

I-It's....BEAUTIFUL! ;_;

>>52739466

so I'm guessing you get no social interaction other than on 4chan? Same here, do you think you'll be this way forever?

I wish I'd know some /a/nons in real life. I'd hang out with you and insult your favorite anime but in the end we would still be bros.

>>52739510
no, the "pie in the sky" performing musician kind. Blackened death metal frontman/keyboardist/lyricist.

infact I just recently wrote a song about madoka but made it vague enough that my band members dont know.

>>52739570
that's the plan. as far as I can tell, everything else is more bother than its worth.

>>52739478

Get the fuck out of here, you loser.

>>52739623
Where are you from?

>>52739632


What about when you're out (or does that never happen? nevermind) and are forced into conversation? What would you say or talk about?

Ha ha, its funny how people insult those weaboos and and furries that run around. In groups. With friends and are happy.

>>52738767
Are... are you me? Did I start this thread and then forget?

>>52739665

It's funny how seeing people being happy can make you so angry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD9Hqko7ts4

>>52739708
Oh so funny.

>Implying that I lack a sense of humour
Faggot.

GEEZ, I WONDER WHOS TO BLAME!

>>52739665
Well Punks look also happy when they sit around all day drinking bear, yet I don't want to be one of them since they are fucking retarded.

>Actually wanting friends
Fucking summer.

>>52739623
>a song about madoka

I honestly want to hear the lyrics

Not even to mock them, just because I'm curious

>don't have a sense of humour
i know that feel, no one ever laughs about my witty comments. but oh well, sometimes i crack a joke and suddenly everyone busts out in laughter

I'm the only one not laughing

>>52739806
Walpurgisnacht

Offer from beyond the stars, tempting my young feeble heart
Soft spoken deceiver, in my ear he whispers

Pact of immortality
I must vanquish vile sorcery

Walpurgis Night, I feel no pain
I must fight, Arcane power coursing through my veins
Walpurgis Night, Righteous Wrath
They will die, Destroy every witch in my path

Sword and spear lie shattered, taken by despair
Headless comrades ravaged, causing horrid fear
Mysterious runes paint the ground and the sky
Diabolic energy, Corruption of my light

The occult can not be tamed
Those I hunt were once the same
Those I call my enemies
Decayed Identically

Walpurgis Night, A feast of pain
forced to fight, To this vow I'm forever chained
Walpurgis Night, Its too late
I will die, Callous cycle I'm enslaved

Living soulless body, essence's torn form me and turned into a gem.
Mephistopheles harvesting seeds of grief, ultimately condemned
No, I shall not succumb to this prophecy
Desecrate the scheme to reverse entropy
Recreate The sands of time follow my command
I'll negate the wicked bond before it all began

Incubator of sin, in the form of vermin, longs to form a contract
Demon with red eyes, evil mastermind, betrayed by his own acts

Walpurgis Night, Its never too late
I will fight, The flow of time I manipulate
Walpurgis night, The Black Mass
I won't die, I shall be sent into the past

>>52739664
the only time I ever go outside is to get more beer. and I'm usually drunk then. and even then I go just before closing time so that no one will be there but me. the clerks at the store and the foreigner at 7/11 all recognize me, because I wear the exact same clothes whenever I go out and hardly bathe, so my hair and neckbeard is long scraggly greasy and I generally look like a bum, and you can probably smell me coming. on the rare occasion that I encounter another soul on these late night trips, I do not present the kind of countenance that makes people feel chatty.

Living the dream.

>>52739837
Well shit, I expected some hipster emo shit.

>>52739838

eh, I'm sure that you talk to at least someone online. I don't, but whatever. I'm the exact same whenever I go out. it's quite embarrassing.

>>52739882
i don't talk to anyone online. and I'm not embarrassed when I go out, I just don't give a fuck. I prefer to be at the store when nobody's around so I don't have to wait in line. having other people around ALWAYS makes things more troublesome for me. if they just weren't there I wouldn't have to wait. even when my cousin stops by to drop off more weed, I can't wait for him to go so I can get back to being by myself and watching what I want to watch.

>>52739838

Do you ever find yourself staring at the ceiling or computer screen mindlessly for an hour or more?

>>52740002

You're talking to someone online right now.

>>52739838

Do you even talk to family members?

you're talking to yourself right now, crazy cunt, this is you/me from the future, fast talking adhd, kill yourself before it's too late cunt

>>52739838
Take a fucking shower.

It's 15 goddamned minutes out of your uneventful day. Take a fucking shower.

>>52740084

and he sat in a time loop until i came along and was like back, sup!

>>52740069
Better question, would his family members talk to him?

>>52740088
Yes yes the shower is 15, but add in drying off, shaving, dental hygeine, deoderant, put on clothes I would give yourself at the very least 30 minutes before that. If you want to eat that is at least an hour minimum whilst planning on preparing for something.

I hate being in a rush so bad.

>this is your new anthem

A winter's day
In a deep and dark December;
I am alone,
Gazing from my window to the streets below
On a freshly fallen silent shroud of snow.
I am a rock,
I am an island.

I've built walls,
A fortress deep and mighty,
That none may penetrate.
I have no need of friendship; friendship causes pain.
It's laughter and it's loving I disdain.
I am a rock,
I am an island.
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/simon+and+garfunkel/i+am+a+rock_20124809.html ]
Don't talk of love,
But I've heard the words before;
It's sleeping in my memory.
I won't disturb the slumber of feelings that have died.
If I never loved I never would have cried.
I am a rock,
I am an island.

I have my books
And my poetry to protect me;
I am shielded in my armor,
Hiding in my room, safe within my womb.
I touch no one and no one touches me.
I am a rock,
I am an island.

And a rock feels no pain;
And an island never cries.

Simon & Garfunkel 1965

i know that feel

>>52740069
when I must. usually just in passing.

>>52740211

I don't know what to talk about with mine, all we ever do is greet. No form of relationship whatsoever.

>>52740088
yeah I know, but it's a lot of work and since I'm always by myself pretty much anyways, eh why bother.

>>52739837
I like how the chorus changes each time.

>>52740249
spending anymore time than strictly necessary around other people is guaranteed to either start an argument or force you to bite your tongue and fume in silence to avoid starting an argument. being around others is exhausting.

>>52738767
>>>/adv/
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
>>>/sp/
>>>/v/

>>52740252

Wearing pjays and sitting next to a home electronic with no social interaction all day evryday master race?

I know that feel, except
>die alone and miserable without amounting to anything
I'm okay with this. Life is pointless anyway.

I get really happy when I see these threads because it gives me some hope that I'm not the only one living like this. Then I realize I'm an asshole because I'm happy that other people are living shitty lives as well.

I'm the same, except that I have kind of a sense of humor. If someone says something mean, I laugh and I get basic humor. Everything besides that is me really and it feels alright. Maybe you'd have a few friends if you went to school though faggot.

>Mfw I'm replying to copypasta

>>52740351
just the bottoms of my PJs. beyond that, my glorious kingly bathrobe is all I need. except when going out. then my PJs become pants and I throw on a t-shirt (usually the same one I've been using for months) and my jacket, which has everything you could ever need for a foray into the dangerous outside in it.

but short answer, yes.