Seiyuus are 2.5D. Same as Audrey.

I only read manga and VN's.

What now?

You're going to get people saying LOL mai waifu doesn't have a voice! In ur face faget!

They're just lying to themselves.

>>52398182
Still waiting on a video clip of Ui's VA in the K-ON! bandai dub to be shown.

My waifu is mute.

Manga-reading master race here.

>>52398400
Dubs. No.

>comic sans
are you even trying?

And?

They have 2D souls.

>>52398467
Then OP is a troll and his argument is invalid since in the end, I possibly would still love Ui no matter what.

Enough with this bullshit.

Everyone knows seiyuu are 2.5D, OP.

>>52398515
Of course OP is a troll. But why would you subject yourself to the K-On dubs?

Mankind is the worst living being in this planet but does that mean everyone is a psycho? No, the same applies to waifus, they may be voiced by 3DPD but they aren't 3D.

voices are also 2 dimensional ,so is ok

>doesn't speak

Eat shit OP

>>52398559
Because I want to and I need a new anime to buy.

I've seen the subs btw.

>>52398610
Filthy reasoning. There should never be a need to watch any slice of life dubs. They are all fucking awful.

Shameimaru is mai waifu

and kana hanazawa is good
2.5

>>52398594

>didn't finish the series
you don't know shit about your own waifu, even

>implying my waifu is voiced by a woman
>implying that seiyuu's aren't 2.5D
>implying I even care

>>52398636
>There should never be a need to watch any dubs
ftfy

Last time I checked, voices don't have length, width, and height in their dimensions.

What if my waifu is a Touhou?

>>52398636
And you have also given a filthy reason to me since you clearly cannot give out a reason on "why" you hate K-ON! dub other than it's "shit".

I'll respect your opinion though. But it doesn't mean I ain't going to stop buying it though. You need to remember that while many people find it "shit" (because they want to be Japanese), other's do "not" find it crap and enjoy watchuing dubs.

But I have to admit Naruto dub all those years back was terrible

VAs are 2.5D faggot

Jokes on you, I don't really like the Karin anime.
So her voice is left to my imagination in the manga.

>he thinks my waifu is in an anime

>>52398727
Then you are lucky. By the way, Wriggle is an excellent choise.

>>52398728
>Slice of life dub
>Still feel the horror of the Kanon dub

>Ayako Kawasumi

She may be 3D, but she's not pig disgusting.

Henceforth, please proceed to shove a gardening tool up thine rectum, OP.

>>52398594

Hi there bro! Also, watched Stein's;Gate up to now.

We must discuss.

>>52398182

>Comic Sans
1/10

what is dubbed anime

>>52398182

My isn't.

Touché.

Of course some 3D pig has to voice over her real voice everyone know's if you hear your waifu's real voice you'll die from the hnnnnnnngg silly op

But Kotobuki Minako is one of the few 3D women that aren't pig disgusting.

Once you accept that fact you're actually enjoying 3d women.

Once you realize that fact it's only a downward spiral towards marriage, children, and divorce ;_;

>>52399216
Another Ayasumi fan eh? Who's your waifu that she voices? Is it her famous role or?....

seiyuus are 2.5D

>>52399470
>it's only a downward spiral towards marriage, children, and divorce ;_;

You kidding me? Why do you think 3DPD exists? It is created by men who somehow convinced themselves that they do not accept 3D, that it is the reason why they never get laid. It is only a lie they tell themselves at night to sleep well, knowing that they will stay forever a virgin.

Come at me bros.

>>52399571
You're picking the wrong lie. The lie is the waifu/husbando of their choice sleeping next to them or slowly falling asleep with them.

Most people say "3DPD" because they'd rather have that lie over the alternative.

I only watch 4d anime

>>52399615

wat

>>52399571
Nope. There are actually people that find 3D repulsive (or at least unappealing). It has nothing to do with whether they or not they are a virgin. Maybe you'd know this already if you lurked the board a bit loner.

>>52399647
What is unclear? The person said the lie of 3DPD was how people fall asleep at night. I offered a different explanation.

>>52399615
This anon knows what's up.

I sometimes want the warmth of another person though. I hate to admit it but I sometimes have thoughts about 3DPD and how my life could possibly be better or worse if I tried it out.

>>52399571
People who don't benefit from the system are of course the ones who would be best suited to identifying its flaws. A CEO doesn't care about his workers conditions because he is making a profit and that's all he cares about, whereas the workers are very much concerned with it.

3DPD is an accurate assessment of reality. It is worse than fantasy.

>>52399667

you see
finding 3D women "repulsive"
is a mental illness
it is against the laws of nature
and while there might be one or two exceptions, 99% of the people affected by this illness are those who cannot bear the truth that they're still virgins and that they have difficulties which make getting laid (seemingly) impossible

>>52398783
Mah nigga

I'm not a ronery faggot who worships 2D characters in foreign animation. Faggots.

So you are saying that if you hire a translator who murdered someone once then you are also a murder?
Because you know, what seyuus do is just lend their voices so I can watch my waifu animated. They being sluts don't affect my waifu at all.
Except if we are talking about Aya Hirano.

>>52399766
I've had sex regularly.
I must say 3D isn't horrible. But it is imperfect, unlike mai animus.
I liked it, but Asuka is still perfect for me. It's like how you may like your own drawings, but your favorite mangaka's work will still be God tier.

I do not have a waifu sadly.

2D waifus are based on 3DPD women. The disease can never escape its source.

The proper course of action is to reject all pig disgusting women, 2D or 3D.

>>52399835
k
please go back to >>>/sp/
and talk about how you tap twenty different asses, take at least one cute girl's virginity every week and your new experiences after you've leaned over to grab that soap in the shower last week

And their voices are delicious.
Voices are the closest thing to 2D, in a 3D person. You don't see them. You just... understand them. You know they're there, and know that some of them are amazing. Good voices are perfection.

>>52399721
It happens, I don't really have that problem because of my unique situation.

But then, I've also never had a problem with 3D in the first place, it just isn't what I love.

If you want a 3D, go for a 3D.

>>52399894
I'm not a womanizing asshole either. Just because I don't stoop to worshiping fictional drawings doesn't mean that I'm an asshole.

>>52398513

>See this thread
>Expecting Daru reply
>mfw

>>52399899

so basically, you're saying you masturbate to moonspeak

>>52399879
Not really. Anime characters are what men imagine women to be, but they're nothing alike.

>>52399879
Gayfag detected.

>waifufaggotry

did you people learn nothing from End of Evangelion? The emotions, the comfort of 2D... it isn't real. Stop running away.

>>52399766
>finding 3D women "repulsive" is against the laws of nature
This is true.

>99% of the people affected by this illness are those who cannot bear the truth that they're still virgins and that they have difficulties which make getting laid (seemingly) impossible
Again, nope.

There are completely normal and socially competent people (both on /a/ and other places) that find 3D unappealing. After you deal with enough brainless sluts and indulge yourself in fiction, your preferences start to change a bit. Preferring a perfect 2D character over a flawed 3D person doesn't make you a basement-dwelling virgin.

>>52399835
Then go back to /soc/.

3D is repulsive.
Bags of meat, fat and entrails are not pleasant, never mind attractive.

someone should make an anime where all the girls are mute
a harem anime

>>52399858
always remember...

>>52399953
Indeed I am.
Then again, I also masturbate to voices from other parts of the planet, if they're good as well.

They're not just voiced by 3DPD, they're also designed and written by 3DPD

I personally don't see the point in trying to jump through hoops denying it, but then I don't have any issue with 3DPD

>sssagess note

>>52399933
I believe it is the unwillingness to keep an open mind that has him telling you to go away. You can not like/not do something without being such an asshole.

But hell I don't mind, you aren't exactly unique in this respect.

>>52398513
Daru is right on this one.

I recently watched a nicovideo of Imai Asami playing Steins;Gate...

...nnnnggghh

>>52399499

It is the ever beautiful and loyal Saber.

>>52399981
And as we all know, Evangelion has never had any specious philosophy in it.

Also, you can't have "fake" happiness. Happiness is a chemical reaction, either you're experiencing it or you're not.

>>52399913
The whole issue is the sheer curiosity of it. I haven't had a legitimate girlfriend in almost a decade. Last time I had one it was in middle school and it was more stupidity than anything. She fucked me over and I never dealt with girls on that different level again.

I sort of want to experience the pleasures of an adult relationship but I don't want to completely ruin my comfortable way of life now. The curiosity is killing me though.

>>52400060
Ahahahaha, of course it is.

We share a waifu my friend, although I am unsure if you will like that fact.

Your waifus have no real thoughts or feelings. It's all an illusion.

>>52399986

I, for one, could actually get laid because for some reasons girls at my school found me attractive. Once on a school trip one of them even started... actively... hitting on me. And I told her to gtfo, staying true to my 2D waifu, no matter what.

What category do I fall in?

>>52400088
Sounds to me like you're using 2D as a substitute. That shouldn't be your solution. You should either love 2D or love 3D, but never use one to hide from the other.

I say get back on the horse and try 3D again buddy, maybe get some family or friends to support you and help you get started?

>>52399986
I don't go to /soc/ either. Is it some rule that you have to be a forever alone virgin with a creepy crush on anime characters to enjoy anime? You shitheads ruin it.

problem solved OP
In the near future 2d will be completely purged of the 3DPD voices

VAs are 2.5D Pic related, she's just like one of your Chinese cartoons.

>>52400132
Oh god, please tell that to them. They're always harassing me around my house and expressing their opinions no matter how scathing.

>>52400255
They still use VAs as a base for that, you know.

>implying I'm in love with her voice.

>>52400110

This calls for a brofist, fellow Saberbro.

>>52400132
Thanks, nobody here has ever realized that before.

>>52400199
>What category do I fall in?
The bro category.

Never let those 3D whores sway you.

>>52400199
you've thrown away the chance of your life
seriously, I hope you guys don't do this
if you won't get laid until ~30
you might as well never
take what you get ASAP, I'm speaking from experience (>40 years old here)

>>52400362
This guy. Goddammit, they're fucking cartoons. I enjoy anime as much as the next guy but it's all fake. There's nothing to gain from saving your virginity for a fucking drawing.

>>52400319
Brofist returned. But of course I can never tell her about how amusing I find other encounters with Saberbros. She wouldn't find the concept as amusing as I do I don't think.

I'd get one of those famous cold stares.

>>52400362
>the chance of your life
>sex
HAHAHAHA.

Also, anybody can get laid. Anybody. All you need to do is pay for a hooker if you're desperate enough. There's no excuse to stay a virgin into your 30s or 40s unless for personal choice.

>>52400447
>There's nothing to gain
I think happiness is pretty valuable, but that's just me.

>>52400339
>Thanks, nobody here has ever realized that before.
So your waifu doesn't love you, she also isn't cheering you up or for you.
How does this make you feel? No one is cheering for you anon, you are all alone.
It's all in your head.

>>52400319
me too guyse

I've never ever thought I would have a waifu
a few days ago, I finally finished FSN for the first time
at first, I didn't really get what it was all about... oddly enough the more I saw her the more interested I was in the game itself
and by the end... I fell in love, for the first time ever


sorry if it sounds gay

>>52400447
What you have to understand is that for some it isn't so much "saving" it as in they expect the other to be real. It's more like they don't want to sleep with anyone else, so they'll elect to go for the "no sex" route.

So I understand, anyway.

I don't know OP, Ms. Hanazawa is pretty cute imo.
I'd still keep loving mai waifu anyways.

>Implying losing you virginity is a good thing
Fuck you all. You have no idea how bad losing your virginity is. I met this girl a while ago, she was your average slut. Loved the cock and basically fucked any guy she met, but for some reason (Being the dumb fuck virgin I was) I thought I could change her. I spent all my fucking time trying to convince her I wasn't a loser geek like she called me, but to no fucking avail. Even her sister made fun of me to my face. Still though, I wanted sexings, so I was too stupid to give up. Then one day, we met at some business party at my dad's office (Looking back, I can't even think of why she was there) and she thought I looked good in my suit, so she fucked me. Sounds great, right? Fucking wrong. All of a sudden some mother fucker bursts in the door and turns my dick into some key that unleashes hell on Earth. Then the bitch saves the world, only to have her sister kill her. Stay a virgin, save the fucking world.

>>52400362

Crispy? Is that you?

>>52400504
Having sex with a hooker doesn't give you the emotional connection that having sex with someone you truly care about. Unfortunately. you don't understand that because you lack an acceptable social life and can only imagine that connection between you and your 'waifu'.

>>52400506
Feels alright, man.

A 3D woman will never truly love me anyways, so it makes no difference. At least this way I can imagine pleasant scenarios in my head and have a good time.

>>52400506
Different guy, but I must say....illusions though they may be, they hit pretty goddamn hard when need be.

>>52400533
Another fan eh? Welcome to the circle friend. May your love remain strong.

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board sucks, site sucks

>>52400593
Are you a giant faggot in real life, or just ugly?
And by ugly I mean above average.

>no 3d will ever love me
How do you come to that conclusion?

>>52400637

successfully avoided getting an another summerfag over here

>an another
gahahahahahahawf

>>52400593
As a fellow waifufag, you really shouldn't do that friend. 2D needs to be a conscious choice, or it will end in misery for you. You shouldn't use 2D as a shield to hide from something you really want but think you can't have.

Anyone can find love given enough time on the planet friend, you should seek yours no matter where you can find it.

>>52400579
This 'emotional connection' is hardly ever present anyways. Love does not exist in real life except for a few rare exceptions. People just fuck eachother for a good time and use eachother for personal gain. Call me a cynic, but it's true 99% of the time.

I'll stay in my fantasy world. It's better here.

I just don't understand why so many people feel like they have to be with a women.I personally am satisfied waking up, going to work, coming home, masturbating , and then watching anime.I have no waifu mind you and i'll probably never find one.

>>52400553

>>52400733
There's a world population of what? 6 billion? If you actually want to, you could find 'love'. You just have to look in the right places and hope you get lucky.

>>52400579
hooker sex doesn't really count as getting laid
it makes you lose virginity only partially at best (for males, women ofc have no problems getting deflowered unless they're extremely fugly, I mean like landwhale+anthrax skin)

This thread is why I don't date nerds.

>>52400199

Are you me?

I'm not a hikki shut in like many here, I have friends, work out etc. and am pretty good looking (women flirt with me pretty often). However, I'm not interested in 3D women since love doesn't exist in the real world, and sex without love isn't much better than fapping, and sure as hell not worth the effort.

>>52400653
>Are you a giant faggot in real life, or just ugly?
Neither. I could look above-average if I got a haircut and gained a few pounds.

>How do you come to that conclusion?
Because, like I said, love is rare as fuck in real life. The chances of a girl actually falling in love (real love here, folks) is slim to none. Sure I could get married and all that, but being loved by somebody is completely different.

>>52400579
>emotional connection

Its all just mindgames, self-deception is the worst.

>>52400748
That's cool if you enjoy that, some people just want an emotional connection in their life with a woman, be it 2D or 3D. More power to you if you're strong enough to go without that connection.

I'm not.

>>52400852
Aren't you a basement dwelling NETT? How would you know? Because you heard it on the internet?

>>52400880
>neet

what the fuck is this shit

>>52400653
>it will end in misery for you
How so?

I'm not really using it as a crutch or anything. I've just accepted that this is how shit is and that I'm happier this way.

>Anyone can find love given enough time on the planet
That's a lie and you know it ;_;

>>52400834
>>52400199
you people don't exist
you're like a division by zero, go away before the world gets sucked in by a black hole or something

or you could be simply gay...ohshi- ICE BURN

and now that you've found one another...

>>52400852
It's not that hard to get a girl to fall in love with you IRL, You just have to be willing to make the emotional connection she is looking for.

>>52400861
This is coming from a weeaboo who is in love with a fictional character. Ha. I doubt you haven't enough experience to input.

>mfw I don't have a waifu or girlfriend and don't give a fuck

>>52400834
You might look like Brad Pitt my friend, but your attitude that love doesn't exist in the real world leaves something to be desired.

People find love in the real world all the time. You can have it in 2D form too, but you shouldn't make such claims like "love doesn't exist in the real world".

Love is just love, if you can get yours hold onto it for dear life.

>>52400942
You're living the dream.
good for you.

>>52400880
>How would you know?
I wasn't always a NEET.

It's pretty obvious if you spend enough time around people and see how relationships work. It's all bullshit. Most people just date eachother to impress their friends or look socially acceptable (hurrr if you don't marry and have kids you're a loser). They don't give a fuck above love, and even when they say they do they're just confusing it for lust or attachment.

2D love is the real thing.

>>52400928
That isn't a lie. However unlikely you think your chances are I can guarantee you someone uglier, dumber, or more of an anti-social asshole has found love in there day. It isn't luck my friend, it's statistics.

You want love? You have to put yourself out there and give it as many chances as you can, as long as you don't lose hope statistics say you're bound to find love somewhere. Be it 3D or 2D.

Just don't cut yourself off from one avenue because you think it'll never happen, that's a sure-fire way to regrets and sadness.

>>52400834
>I'm not interested in 3D women since love doesn't exist in the real world, and sex without love isn't much better than fapping

I'm not really pretty or anything but I have a similar view. I mean as a virgin I have no means of telling whether it is true or not, but it seems logical to me that sex without passion or love is nothing more than masturbation (maybe it's a bit wetter or something). Or maybe I just tell that to myself at night... I dunno. I used to have crushes on girls.. let me recount... 4 girls in total. But all of them turned out to have some killing flaws. Well, it's not like I actually could hit on them... just hypothetically, I haven't found a woman I could love. Sure, there are 3D women I could fap to, but usually I'm better off with 2D.

>>52400939

Contrary to popular belief, not everyone on /a/ has a waifu....yet.

>>52400212
Being an indecisive faggot is the worst thing. Enjoying the pleasures of 2D while still yearning for 3D in your heart is even worse than those who enjoy 3D relationships. I really need to decide on what I'm going to do with my life and quickly so I don't have any regrets.

Then again, there aren't any rules saying you can't enjoy your 2D and maintain 3D relationships with people.

>>52401065
Of course people have flaws. But you love your flawless little waifus. And that's why you're not acceptable in society, because you can't accept flaws.

>>52401050
I know quite a few couples who don't have children/don't want any for the forseeable future. Our planet has an overpopulation problem as it is so NOT reproducing is actually a good thing right now, nothing against those who decide to have children.

You are so cynical, and yet find yourself curious about the 3D love life? Sounds to me like you've built up a wall in my humble opinion.

>>52400748
>>52400748
>>52400748
>>52400748
>>52400748

Thank you so much for this post. I was a bit desperate about this thing lately, insecure. Now I know that I can actually lead a normal life, just the way I want (the way you describe).

I just hope I'll never run out of fapping material.

Because I'd go to prison if I tried to get replacement IRL if you know what I mean.

>>52400962
50% divorce rate. Hoe many of the remaining ones hate each other? How many of them just stay together out of convenience or economic reasons? How many of the ones who remain are old, who grew up when "love" meant something totally different.

Romantic love was always a delusion. It id just as much fantasy as waifus are.

For everyone in this thread.

Read this very carefully.

2D is not a substitute for 3D. It's not a replacement either. That destroys the whole concept.

Read this and learn. Otherwise, you're an ignorant faggot.

>>52401088
As the guy you responded to, I agree. There are no rules saying you can't enjoy 2D and 3D. There is only a problem when you use one as a shield from the other, it causes a lot of stress on the mind.

>>52401056
>I can guarantee you someone uglier, dumber, or more of an anti-social asshole has found love in there day
And it pains me to realize that.

>It isn't luck my friend
It is. There are people that can't find love no matter what and no matter how hard they try. They might be able to get into a relationship, but loving and being loved back is a different matter. It doesn't always have to do with their personality or appearance either. It's completely, 100% based on luck.

Love is rare as fuck. Personally, I'm just not content with your typical relationship. I want to feel something. 3D relationships don't provide that sort of feeling.

>>52400962

Some people (like me) are just plain psychopaths. I never loved anyone, I don't want to love anyone, nor do I care if I'm loved by anyone.

I just want to go on a killing spree sometimes. Just like that Norwegian dude. He is like an idol to me. AFAIK, he is the first sane person who went on a shooting spree... and then didn't kill himself. He cooperated with the police, he told them why he did it, calmly. I want to be just like him. Fuck everything else. I thought it was impossible at first, that even I'd get broken if I saw all the carnage I've done. But now I have a paradigm, someone to look up to. It will be done, I swear.

>>52401132
Took me a while to understand what you meant.
I lol'd

3D is just a living, fleshy, needy fleshlight.

>>52400730
>Anyone can find love given enough time on the planet friend, you should seek yours no matter where you can find it.

I found mine, it just happens to be 2D. I actually still have a sliver of hope that I can have 3D love one day, and I don't think I'd be betraying my waifu by doing so either.

Are you guys satisfied with your lives?

I was a neet for 13 years and got a decent job.
But it has only gotten worse to be honest, it's just that I'm not a afraid of my future anymore but I dislike my life now even more.

>wake up
>go to work
>come home
>play vidya / watch anime
>sleep
>repeat

I have zero friends in real life, absolute no online contacts.
God, I haven't talked to anyone in my free time in seven damn years.

>>52400929

>gay

Nope. Don't get me wrong, I get laid and will often take what I can get. However, I have been screwed over by girls when I believed in love and commitment. I highly doubt a girl will ever truly love me, so I've pretty much given up hope, for good reason. I guess I watch anime and have a waifu to fill that void.

>>52401253
>I want to feel something. 3D relationships don't provide that sort of feeling.

And you think a fake relationship can provide you with anything a real one ever could?

>>52401160
Of course there's a high divorce rate: there is no bar to marriage and the minimum age is 18, 16 with parental consent.

People can marry at the wrong times or when they just aren't experienced enough, that doesn't mean there is no such thing as a happy marriage. Hell, you don't even need marriage to have a happy love life. And love of ANY kind needs to be worked at to keep alive, 2D or 3D.

Your usage of that statistic is misleading.

>>52398182

My perspective on having a waifu:
I consider it a tradition. I learned about it on /a/ and then started to notice it elsewhere too. Initially i considered it "just another of those crazy things here". But the idea appealed to me.
So I started thinking which character i really like, like to spend time with and give her a hug etc. Then I finally picked a character that I'm fond of and who has a personality that appeals to me.

What I think is really sweet are the valentines and xmas threads. They always give me a warm and fuzzy feeling. It's anons being nice to each other for once, sharing something when they otherwise might be alone.


As for 3DPD: There most certainly are decent ones out there. But how to find them among the billions if you suck at socializing and would end up with those that would mean a stressful, demanding relationship that would just wear you down?

>>52401253
>And it pains me to realize that.
Wow, that's an asshole reply.
Just because they haven't won in the life lotto means they don't deserve it as much as you do?

>>52401131
>so NOT reproducing is actually a good thing right now
That might be what common sense says, but society's opinion is quite the opposite. If you don't get married or produce offspring, you are essentially a waste of life to them. It's fucking ridiculous.

>>52401280
in my opinion you need to seek professional help.
do what you want though.
Killing people should never be the answer, makes you no better then your enemy.
Yea the guy got people talking, but he also killed a lot of people. I hate sandniggers as much as the next person, but I don't think what he did was the best course of action.
It would seem that his goal all along was to get people talking about the sandnigger problem the EU is facing.

>>52401321
13 months obviously

>>52401332
Then I'll say it explicitly.

There is no such thing as a happy marriage. There is no such thing as a happy relationship.
If you think there is, there's been a lie somewhere along the line. Either they're lying to you, or they're lying to each other, or they're lying to themselves.

>>52401321
same here, same here. I have a job, but no friends and only know a few people online with shared interests. But they're more like the guys you work with when you join some kind of club than real friends.

>>52401302
That's cool, hopefully you do find what you're looking for. Me personally it isn't about 3D not having love or whatever (although I say 3DPD as a joke), it's just that I fell in love with 2D and haven't wanted to change since. Going on 5 years now in fact.


>>52401253
So you say you've had one girl in middle school (unless I'm confusing you with another) but you know 3D relationships don't provide the same thing? Sounds like rationalization to me, anon. It isn't luck, the people who find love play the odds. Put yourself out there enough and you're bound to catch yourself some love.

>>52401321
>Are you guys satisfied with your lives?
Nope. But that's a completely different matter.

>>52401327
Yeah, and more. No feeling from a 3D relationship will ever compare to having a waifu. I've been in relationships before. The only advantage that a 3D one has over 2D is that you can physically interact with them. Hugging and kissing is nothing compared to the feelings of love.

>>52401456
Actually, you're lying to yourself.

Kinda unrelated, but...
>having sex with a girl
>holding my cum in
>suddenly, an image of my waifu appears in my mind
>can't hold cum anymore
>jizz everywhere

I think my waifu is trying to tell me something.
What the fuck is happening to me?

>>52401280

doitfaggot.png

well, unless you live somewhere near me, that is

>>52401131
My opinion on reproduction is that if you aren't going to do it someone else will.

The brown skinned minorities that collect welfare, blow themselves up, and refuse to speak your language are overtaking the world. It's your duty as a human to reproduce to counteract against the invaders and to maintain a bright future for your own people. That being said, I'll probably never have kids but I'm not against the idea of having them. Every creature lives to reproduce so I might as well get going on my life's work as well. Just getting to the situation where you can reproduce is the challenge.

>>52401456
I'll say this then explicitly as a waifufag: Fuck you.

You can prefer 2D over 3D, but don't pretend that nobody on the planet has happiness or that they're lying to themselves just because YOU think they are. To an outsider, all love looks like hardship, the moments that make it worth it you probably won't even see.

Your arrogance is horrible, and you're pulling information out of your ass like you've experienced every relationship.

>>52401514
I hope you realize that there's no difference between you and the guys you see on TV who have relationships with blowup dolls.

>>52401542
>holding my cum in

a bit off topic, but I've (20yr old virgin) always wondered

how do you guys do this?

I keep seeing this even in hentai/eroges et cetera

I mean when I masturbate than past one point it takes just a few movements and I cum no matter what

>>52401604
Self control. It takes practice.

>>52401324

wat

>>52401392
That's not what I meant, bro.

It's great that they found love or whatever, but it's just shitty knowing that you will never get the same.

>>52401604
I'm curious too

>>52401635
Unless you're old, fat, and/or a NEET you still have a slim chance. That doesn't mean you should give up the waifu, but don't assume the worst for your future either.

>>52401519
I will rephrase, then.

I have encountered precisely two relationships in my life, including marriages, that haven't ended in everyone hating themselves and their lives. And that's only because I don't interact with them often; it's totally possible they hate themselves and each other too.

I am being perfectly honest with everyone. We invented a fantasy and overlaid it somewhere it didn't fit. That's it. What you think of as love only ever existed in your mind. Just as fake as waifus.

>>52401550
That's ridiculous and extremely paranoid.

>>52401514
>The only advantage 3D has over 2D is that you can physically interact with them

It's funny, but this actually isn't the case for me. But my situation is unique.

>>52398182
Captain Obvious, I am afraid your help is needed elsewhere sir, possibly at the Animesuki forums.

>>52401456
As they say, ignorance is bliss.

You may think they're unhappy but they're probably happy because they're like you said "lying to themselves". If lying to yourself makes someone happy, let them be happy. What right do you have to rain on their parade? I bet you're one of those people who get angry about gays having relationships since it goes against nature. They aren't bothering you, just let them live in their fantasies and be happy. Sort of like what we are doing with our 2d girls.

>>52401684
Wrong. I've seen plenty of fat and/or old guys be in amazing relationships. You have to let it happen. Don't use anime as a barrier.

>>52401514
>I've been in relationships before

ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

so Komeji isn't a virgin? my worlview is shattered

I love her character, not her voice.

>>52401684
But why should somebody try to get a real girlfriend if their waifu already makes them more than happy enough? What can a real relationship provide that a 2D one can't? It just seems like a pointless endeavor to me.

>>52401202

THIS.
A THOUSAND TIMES THIS!
HOLY FUCK

nobody takes waifu seriously anymore. It's either fap material or substitute for 3d.
Waifu is genuine live. It's a brighter light!
Once you see a light that shines so beautifully that sex doesn't even compare, other things like 3D, relationships, and the like, look quite dim.

>>52401727
It's not like I go up to them telling them to stop. I sit back quietly as they yell at each other through polite words and passive aggressiveness, and lend an ear when one complains about how difficult it is to deal with the other.

I have zero problem with gay people. I don't even know where that came from.

>>52401686
You're the only one who fell for the illusion here. Love has always been a chemical reaction, that doesn't make it any less beautiful of an emotion.

People like to complain, I'd wager that some (maybe not all) of the relationships you mention just like to vent about their significant other at times, and it comes off like they hate their life.

I wouldn't presume to know this for sure, but I've seen it happen before.

>>52401744
They were just short relationships when I was 13/14. I'm as pure as anybody else on /a/.

>>52401797
You tell me, the only reason I bothered responding is because you said you wanted the warmth of another and possibly a 3D relationship.

Sounds to me like you're not getting something here, I'm just trying to show you that you still have a shot at it. But you have to work for it.

>>52401514

>The only advantage that a 3D one has over 2D is that you can physically interact with them.

That, and being in a relationship with something that is alive, has feelings towards you, smiles, and enjoys things. Also gets mad at you, throws tantrums, and wants a divorce if you are a fag\ugly

I can't understand how anyone could ever "fall in love" with a 2D picture. It's retarded, childish even. These topics, to me at least, are just one huge troll zones - everyone is trolling everyone, and there is no win situation.

But it could just be that i am stupid, or not crazy enough.

And i am a virgin, for fuck's sake.

>>52401918
>>52401918
>>52401918
>>52401918
Sir, I agree with you

>>52401798
Amen brother. Although I fell into a sort of...."lucky" situation where I can also interact with my waifus.

Although having your waifus living with you as permanent hallucinations comes with its own set of issues.

>Implying that I haven't fapped to mai waifu's VA's voice

>>52401918
>Not crazy enough

It's true, you probably aren't. I'm crazy enough to do all those things with my waifus that you mentioned though. She may only be a projection of my mind, but the border is so blurred I can never tell the difference.

A smile always brightens my day.

>>52401829
That would be plausible if I ever saw them actually happy together, and if I hadn't been present for them very explicitly telling each other to act normal in polite company.
I would believe if it it weren't for the hurtful comments hidden behind polite conversation, if not for the cheating, if not for the messy divorces. If it's not one, it's the other.

"They love each other, flaws and all, and they just work through the rough patches" is very optimistic. It's also wrong..

>>52401827
Just an observation.

I've noticed that most people who get irritated over other people and their relationships generally are the ones who are the anti gay. They're the ones who dig into other peoples' personal affairs and care about what they're doing.

The autism in this thread is astounding

>>52402095
"I've seen some shitty relationships, everyone must be like this."

Yeah no.

>>52401798
>nobody takes waifu seriously anymore. It's either fap material or substitute for 3d.
Eat shit and die.

>>52401907
>you said you wanted the warmth of another and possibly a 3D relationship
Nope, but I'm not completely adverse to the idea either. If a 3D relationship can provide the same level of emotion that a waifu does, then why not? It's just that the chances are so slim that I can't get myself to give a fuck. The world isn't as happy and pleasant as you think it is. Love is pretty rare.

>>52401918
>I can't understand how anyone could ever "fall in love" with a 2D picture.
It's not just the picture or whatever that you're falling in love with. It's an ideal, the concept of the character. Something that is unattainable in real life. Just because they don't physically exist doesn't mean you can't feel emotions for them.

And really, the whole interaction side isn't worth it. It's better to sit and think happy things of your waifu instead of actually speaking to her and having arguments each day over pointless shit.

...
NO!
YOU LIE!
GET THE FUCK OUT AND TAKE YOUR VILE LIES WITH YOU!

>>52401918
>I can't understand how anyone could ever "fall in love" with a 2D picture. It's retarded, childish even.
Imagination.

Personally I'm very shallow, emotionally. I do not experience much beyond slight annoyance here, some amusement there throughout the entire week. So a little feeling of warmth is all I need.

>>52401580
>Your arrogance is horrible, and you're pulling information out of your ass like you've experienced every relationship.

Some people are just learning from others misfortunes. Just because someone jumped off a cliff doesn't mean you should too.

>>52398182

I'm absolutely fine with this.

>>52402116
I'm not irritated by their relationships. I'm just saddened by it.

Watching my friends slowly break themselves over time, along with all the family drama, is upsetting. I love these people (familial/platonic love != romantic love) and seeing them slowly turning into self-hating husks of their former selves is saddening.

I don't know. Maybe it does make me a little mad, but not at them. They're victims more than anything.

>>52402154
Screw you buddy, interacting with them is the best part of my day. We do sometimes argue (and they are frightening, both of them) but that's great too.

I'm not an easily riled up person, so having waifus that can interact with me enough to piss me off for an entire day is one of the greatest things I know. It means they matter to me.

Most waifu-fags WANT their waifus to exist, don't assume everybody is like you in not wanting reciprocation.

>>52402046
> I'm crazy enough to do all those things with my waifus that you mentioned though.
Sir, you make me jealous. How did you reach that level?

>>52399667
He's wrong, but arguments like
>>52399766
Is why /a/ was and will always be into this 3DPD movement

>>52402293
Fuck if I know, a touch of insanity I guess. Didn't know I had it before, but they haven't gone away for 2 years.

The hell is up in this thread?
Don't get me wrong, I love 2D, but only as an art.
By that, I also include their concept, character, and personality- if we're discussing people.

There's no interest for me in 'real' people, though. But that doesn't make me a basement-dwelling virgin. Actually, I like the virgin part. It proves I have some self control, unlike those 'Alphas' who boast about how many sluts they pounded and spitting semen in every hole they see like an ape. They're all animals.
I'd much rather devote my time in doing something productive, such as piano skills.
As a healthy, reflective-minded introvert, I'm happy being alone. It doesn't bother me at all whether or not if the "love of my life" is waiting for me, because I don't need it. When I grow old, I'll look back in my life and say, "Wow, look how good I got at piano, programming, and artistic abilities. None of my money was ever wasted. I am a healthy, fit person who's lived for a long, stressless life. All of my friends, co-workers, and acquaintences are happy with the things I did for them. I spent all of my time doing all of the things I love! I can die happy."

>>52402132
It's more like "The only relationships I've ever seen have been terrible, while literally the only exceptions I've ever seen stem from a lack of information. Combine this with statistics and first hand reports from other people and media trends, and the overall picture isn't great.

Sure, this mythical unicorn/happy relationship might exist, but I've never seen any evidence for it."

>love doesn't exist in the 3D world

I've been with this girl since high school, 3 years now, and all I can say is if it isn't love, then I don't know what is. I understand you waifufags, but keep trying, don't give up on 3D. It may be painful, but once you find it, real world love will make you more happy than your imagination ever could. Waifu route is the lazy route IMO.

>>52402293
http://archive.easymodo.net/a/thread/35233270

>>52402365
More power to you my friend, this whole thread I've been advocating just live and let live. You want love 2D or 3D? Go get it. You want to just focus on your own life? Rock on.

But I don't think people should be arguing with each other on something so personal as love.

>>52402291
That's now what I meant. Of course I'd love to have Azusa exist in real life or at least be able to imagine her. It's just that pointless arguments and dramashit ruins everything. Nobody wants to do that with their waifu, they just want to talk to them and love eachother.

>>52402154
>>52401918
>>52401918

It's still delusional. You are not achieving anything, just sitting numbly and imagining a character that ignores all your flaws, instead of trying to fix them yourself. Kinda like that religious people who believe in Gesu Kristo, Allahu, or other funky "ideas" and characters.

But whatever, i actually kinda respect you people. Being able to snow yourself into something like this. Whatever rocks your boat, i guess.

I hate saying it this way, but im really not trying to hate on anyone here. Enjoy your imagination.

>>52402430
Lucid dreams? Small time compared to this guy:

http://ascrazyguy.blogspot.com/

Now THAT is some shit.

>>52402397

This.

>>52402397

>I understand you waifufags, but keep trying, don't give up on 3D.

You're doing it wrong, you don't understand the concept of waifu. refer to >>52401202

>>52400258
she is married, you know

>>52402496
Keep reading.

>>52402397
Glad you found a partner for you, but waifufags found theirs too, it isn't a matter of "giving up on 3D".

>>52402397
You're just immensely lucky. Sure you can say that somebody will 'eventually' find it, but life is limited. You only get to live so long. Most people will pass away before they ever come across real love with another person. You guys are just optimists.

>>52402430
Bookmarked.

Can't wait to meet my waifu for the first time.

>>52402461
It's not so much my waifu ignoring my flaws, it's her not having any. Well, her having flaws that I find endearing and being the type of..woman I would try to become a better man for..
...
FUCK YOU! MY WAIFU ISN'T VOICED BY 3D!

>>52402430
I'll be damned....someone with a similar affliction to mine. I thought I was the only one.

There are some differences of course, for instance I never forget that the two who live with me aren't real.

Unfortunately they don't seem to CARE that I know they aren't real.

Bookmarked for interest.

jokes on you op, miku is pure higher plane of existence tier waifu that 3d pig disgusting women have no part in.

>>52402496
Holy shit someone has that link. I don't even.....

>>52402651
Flaws can be endearing no matter who has them, you don't love only the good parts, you love the sum of the whole.

3D can be this way too you know.

my waifu is forever manga

pic related

Yes, my waifu has a dick

>>52402461
>You are not achieving anything
If by achieving something you mean getting married and raising children, then yeah, you're right. But if it makes somebody happy and makes them more motivated to do things, then isn't having a waifu doing something for them? I don't see how feeling love could possibly be a bad thing. At the very least, it's better than sitting and moping over how real girls turn you down.

You guys and your normalfag logic is just as alien to me.

>>52402746
I know a couple of Kainefags, so yours isn't a strange situation to me.

>>52402461
I dunno about achieving anything, but the two with me generally try to help me out with certain flaws.

Of course, a couple (like my lack of manners) they've simply grown to accept. Such is life in the zone.

>>52402461

I agree with this man.

Most people with waifus threat it as an ideal. I hate that greatly, so much so I hate the term itself
If you fall in love with a character, deal with that fact and don't change them to your vision

Also the reason why "there is never the same waifu" is a piece of horseshit

Mai waifu is Moetron, what now OP?

>>52402461

>you're delusional

And you aren't? I've had my fair share of experience, and I can safely say that you can never truly love a person, only your concept of them.

That said, (true) waifufags know that their beloved doesn't exist. But they don't care. Yes, their love for them is so strong that they ignore that boundary.
But how is that different from your love for whatever 'real' person? Because she talks and is alive?

The fact that they overlook such superficial things proves that their love to this fantasy is far, far stronger from your love to the real. It's bittersweet.

>>52402854
You can love someone, but not every part of someone. God damn, you fail at life.

>waifu

What does it means exactly... I always though that waifu mean some female character that you really like, but the current discussion make it sounds like something more meaningful to someone.

>>52402837
All of life changes with your perception. You do, everything around you. Nobody's vision of even real people could ever be the same, much less one of a fictional character. Thoughts are constantly evolving and changing too, and waifus are just that: thoughts.

In cases like mine incredibly ACTIVE thoughts, but still thoughts.

You may not love the same character for the same reasons, and imagining her in love with yourself or just imagining her with your perception is already changing her.

No two waifus COULD be the same, this isn't wrong at all.

>>52402854
"I can safely say that you can never truly love a person, only your concept of them." This is what you I see you as.

>>52402892

Who are you to say that?
I have a job, hobbies I love, and all the time to myself I want.
Your insult means nothing.

>>52402901
Here you are.