>mfw when I finished Angel Beats and still refuse to become an organ donor

>LET ME DO STUFF BECAUSE IT HAPPENED IN MY FAVOURITE ANIME.

Pathetic.

>yfw you donate blood and give lectures about Diabeetus and monitoring your blood sugar levels at elementary schools.

>>51728332
>helping 3DPD
lol nope. Maybe if my organs went to save 2D girls I'd give a shit.

Enjoy doctors not trying as hard to save you so they can harvest your delicious organs and save more people.

I don´t need some baawy Maeda adaptation to make me do the right thing.

Go to your local hospital/pharmacy, fill the card up and keep it in your wallet. Is that easy.

>>51728396

>Don't let something you love affect your life.

Boring.

>>51728464
>Enjoy doctors not trying as hard to save you so they can harvest your delicious organs and save more old people who are only gonna like like 10 more years tops anyway.
ftfy

I was an organ donor way before anime made it cool.

>Decide to donate blood at foreign college campus

>Attendant tells me to eat something from the buffet, since the blood drain will leave me a bit weary. I Eat like a motherfucker

>Time for donating, they tell me my blood can´t be accepted, since I come from South America and there´s a risk that I am infected with some kind of tropical virus shit

>Feel like a jackass for the free grub and not doing anything noble at the end.

>This isn´t like my japanese anime

> mfw I'm not able to be an organ or tissue donor.

Never actively sought to become an organ donor. That particular Monty Python skit helped discourage me

>>51728474
Mine says so on my driver's license, but I forget how I ever became one.

Does anyone know if there's a way I can modify that so that my body is donated to science?

already was an organ donor.

>>51728776
Get yourself removed from being an organ donor (check the DMV), and write a will saying you want your body donated for science.

I don't see why anyone wouldn't be an organ donor. Shit, it should be compulsory with an easy opt-out if you're actually a fucking idiot like >>51728552

Why would I give away my precious, healthy organs I've tried years to polish ?

>>51728396
>my face when I picked up running as a hobby after a shitty anime/manga

>>51728776
>Donate body to science
>Get revived with an insane amount of cybernetics and drugs
>become insane ninja cyborg
>This is just like my Japanese vidya

>mfw the show was shit and the majority acknowledges that

>>51728997
I recall that whole season being shitty, so it was the best of a bad bunch.

>>51729031
K-ON!! was better.

the only argument against organ ownership that makes any sense is "my soul cant go to heaven without my organs intact", which comes from the same people who say "i try hard to save other's souls".....

>>51728694
since 1999

>>51728974
You mean:
>donate body to science
>med students laugh at your tiny penis
>this is nothing like my japanese animes

>>51729135
Enjoy not being able to even CRAWL when the Zombie Outbreak starts.

Meanwhile I'l be eating brains with my zombie waifu thanks to my healthy dead organs. u jelly ?

>>51729135
How about, people almost universally trash, and I don't want to give them the chance of surviving.

>>51729244
this is so fucking true

>>51728332
>mfw I'm automatically a donor in my country whether I like it or not

>>51729244
If they're not getting it erect, of course it'll be small.

>>51729244
Fuck!

>>51729244
>That feel ;_;

>>51729244
I'm still doing it, but fuck me if I say that didn't discourage me a bit ;_;

Still, I'm a scientist, and I plan on getting some overtime in after I croak.

>>51729244
God dammit, it's cold in there!
It's a legitimate excuse!

>>51729297
>Be an organ donor
>/a/non needs one of my organs
>save an /a/non's life
>mfw

It kinda made me want to become a doctor. Wouldn't it be nice to be able to feel for once that your existence has brought something good to the world?

>>51729491
Actually, I wouldn't have a face because I'd be dead, but it's still touching...I think.

>>51729491
>saving a pathetic shut-in
What a fucking waste of organs.

I'll have my organs removed and stored in canopic jars for mummification.
I'll be buried in a pyramide like a boss.

>>51729491
>save /a/nons life
>He continues being a hikki

Great job, /a/non.

>>51729491
>implying an /a/non could afford an organ transplant. Those aren't normally covered under most Medical Insurance policies.

>>51729491

>Be an organ donor
>/a/non needs one of my organs
>organ gets tossed out
>mutation
>corruption evolves it
>reincarnation
>cause an epidemic
>become shadow incarnate.
>mfw

I'd only donate organs if I get to pick who gets them. Fuck a 30 year smoker getting a new lung because of cancer. Or the alcoholic getting a new liver.

>>51728332

i will never be an organ donor since it makes doctors less willing to save you

>>51729491
>>51729551
>A pathethic shut-in saving another pathetic shut-in

Recycling at its best. It shall be called Frankneckbeard.

>>51729505
>Wouldn't it be nice to be able to feel for once that your existence has brought something good to the world?


Yeah..nah. Enjoy being blamed for the death of EACH AND ONE OF YOUR patients.

When will you wake up to reality /a/ ? Life isn't as beautiful as you see it in dem aneemays.

>>51729632
>Implying /a/ sees any beauty in this world
Or did you think the 3DPD thing was a joke?

>become an organ donor
Now why the fuck would I do something likethat..?

There's like a +50% chance the recipient would rather have me kicked me out of his country than thank me in any kind of way if he randomly me me on the street.

>become organ donor before Angel Boats ever aired
>friends find out I am one after it finishes airing
>call me a bandwagoning faggot
>stop being friends
>become hikki
>enjoy life
>mfw

>>51729666
Being an illegal immigrant is suffering.

>>51728997
They had to shove it into a single season, it's not like there wasn't a shitload of good material to work with.

I watched Angel Beats! and decided to stop being an organ doner. So I can meet my waifu in the afterlife sooner.

I wanted to be an organ donor before the show, because quite honestly, someone else could probably use the time alive more than I would care. But the dmv refused to give me the sticker needed.

I'm a blood, plasma and organ donor. Feels good, man.
>Actually, donating plasma feels weird.

I'm already an organ donor.
Don´t give a fuck what happens to my body after I die.

>be organ donor shut-in
>die from heart attack after watching moeshit
>body isn't found for months until the mailman notices all the fig packages piling up outside and the strange smell
>all organs decomposed to shit
What is the point.

>become a doctor for the sake of helping people
>first patient dies
>get blamed by the family
>death threats every morning
>someone throws a brick in my window one night
>all the other doctors talk behind my back
>get into a car "accident"
>decide that I should at least help someone before going off
>decide to fill out to donate my organs and then send my body for science just in case
>ran out of oxygen by "accident" one night
>people laugh at my skinny body and tiny penis
>two of my organs goes to a drug addict who starts a rampage at my cousin's school before shooting himself
>my face when I didn't get to see the end of berserk/one piece

FUCK IT ALL, I'M GOING FOR CRYOFREEZE!

>implying i wasn't an organ donor to begin with because im a good person and don't need an anime to tell me to do the right thing

>be an organ donor
>don't take care of my body at all
>by the time I die my organs will be so shitty people would have a better chance of living without them

>>51729612
I dunno what sort of backwater shithole you live in, but in the backwater shithole I live in (america), we don't give livers to alcoholics, lungs to smokers, etc. It's REALLY FUCKING HARD to get a donated organ, to the point HUGE numbers of people die waiting.

Really, I can't wait until lab grown organ structures can be used in lieu of human organs for transplantation. End this silly schism between those in favor and those against organ donation and everyone's happy.

>my face when I donate sperm and blood but not my organs

>>51730273
>people against organ donation
These people are idiots and should be rounded up and shot.

I was going to, but when I went to the NHS donor website there were pictures of old people, balding fat middle aged men and bratty little kids. That put me off, so I thought fuck that.

Plus I hear horror stories about the doctors taking whatever they want, not just what you allow them to take. So fuck that.

My blood type is O neg, so I would be loved by the people in blood drives, I tried twice but both times they couldn't draw blood because my veins are too hard to locate. So fuck that.

tl;dr The anime inspired me, but reality put me off.

>be an organ donor
>watch Angel Beats!
>feel good about myself

>that feel when your /sci/ and do it for the greater good
fuck i dont need

>>51730288
That's the face you're supposed to make if you only donate sperm.

>>51730310
Or denied organs should they ever need them.

"Are you an organ donor?" "No, I'm against it." "No kidney for you."

After all, it's only fair.

>>51730310
>people who want to keep their organs deserve to be shot

>yfw blood is a connective tissue

>>51730364
Your logic is all fine and dandy, but you should start from the bottom, and that means no longer stopping/counseling people who want to suicide.

I was an organ donor before Angel Beats, but not for the purpose of saving someone's life. I just want to live on in someone else's body.

Then i take over by filling my new host with DARKNESS.

>>51729977
How do they take out plasma without blood?

I was asked to be one when I got my updated license at 21.

I refused again...they're my organs and I want them for myself. Sorry other people, I don't want to be buried with half of my body missing.

>>51730456
That's why it's weird. They draw the blood, sift out the plasma...

And then they shoot the blood back in, which feels weird as fuck.

>>51730456
They don't. They centrifuge the blood.

I'd be an organ donor if not for the fact doctors admit to 'trying less hard' to save the lives of organ donors.

>>51730454
But anon-kun, that only works if it's your brain.

>>51730416
Well, I agree with that, too. If a fucker wants to die, let them. It's stupid we more or less try to FORCE people to live lives shitty enough to make them actually want to kill themselves.

>>51730473
Your corpse is a corpse, and those organs will decompose eventually. Might as well let someone who can use them have them.

>>51729591
Oh America.

>>51730525
>And then they shoot the blood back in
Why?
I get that they only need the plasma, but if I can live without it while they separate it, why do they go through the effort of putting it back in?

>>51730364
>" "No kidney for you."
>implying I would want the dirty, disgusting and vile organ of a misbegotten peasant.

>>51730581
>not being so filled with hate that it seeps into your very bones

I really hope you guys don't do this.

>>51730364
Fair in what way?

Rich fags are still gonna be bribing the hospitals to get priority treatment regardless of whether they themselves are organ donors.

>>51730531
Do you have proof of this?

>>51730645
>implying my kidneys aren't the only organs in my body actually worth harvesting

I don't even drink coffee anymore. Those fuckers have it easy.

>>51730656
Well, it's as fair as it gets in a game that's rigged from the beginning.

That show sucks. I dropped it in the middle of the first episode because it's so face palm worthy.

>>51730525
>>51730530
Ugh, that's creepy. What is the consistency of the blood they shoot back?

I was an organ donor before it was cool.

>>51730581
You're wrong. You see, the darkness is CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIN.

>yfw you've got a rare blood type but refuse to donate

>>51730763
If I remember correctly it'd be mostly red blood cells and the like, so probably pretty thick. Something like syrup being injected into you. It'd also probably be closer to room than body temperature, which is what would really make it feel weird.

>>51730792
>implying skin grafts don't exist

>>51730796
>mfw I don't even know my blood type

>mfw you dont get paid for donating blood in sweden, the government claiming they dont want people to feel forced to donate to get money

You haven´t donated bone marrow cells? YOu don´t know SHIT about anime.

(Seriously though, that looks horrible to endure)

>>51730882
Here in america we get paid in cookies and juice, which to most of us seems to be as addictive as heroin.

>>51730796
O's the most common blood type in America, so it really doesn't matter how rare your virtually useless blood is.

>>51730903
Well if you're dead I'm sure the impact of such a procedure on your nervous system is lessened.

>>51730903
That, I would never do. I am not letting someone stick a giant-ass needle INTO MY BONE. Supposedly it's the worst pain it's possible to feel or something.

>>51730928
You do get paid for plasma here though.

>>51730903
it is, too.
My friend had to do it for his younger sister. he was in great pain, but he endured it because he wanted to - that is the gift of donating organs

>>51730956
No. It's entirely painless. Why would you have nerves in your bone?

>>51729244
That sounds like a sketch in a 4-koma manga.

Never drank more than a bottle of alcohol in my life. Don't smoke. Am generally paranoid about not being 2nd hand smoker.

My organs should be pretty healthy overall, the only thing that might be fucked up is my liver since I used to eat shit tons of ketchup a few years back (lots of sugar), and I still get small spots of jaundice from time to time.

i guess I could sell my kidney if I ever got desperate....

>>51730959
Really? Well, shit, stick a needle in me, I've got stuff to buy.

Sup OP, you do release that your organs will be used to save a nigger who's smoked too much weed,, right?

That's right, a nigger will used your body parts. Consider yourself partly black.

>>51730963
And then his sister got fucked by a bunch of niggers in FRONT of him.

But he couldn't move the whole day because of the bone marrow cells transplant.

>yfw Heart donation doesn't work that way.
Herp derp Forced drama.

>>51730959
You do? Fuck yes, now I've got a cash source.

>>51730988
You have the relevant nerves lining your blood vessals, too (these are actually responsible for a large part of all headaches). Nobody ever said everything about the human body makes sense.

>>51731029
>you do release
BAN KAI

When I finished Angel Beats I looked at my driver's license and remembered I already had the organ donor mark on the card because I want to live on in someone else's body after I die . But I guess helping people is also part of the reason I did it in the first place.

>>51731029
>implying weed have harmful physical effects

>>51730988
You would have to poke around other tissue which would induce pain.

Also I won't be guilted into giving my organs to anyone else for any reason -- and if for some reason I need an organ, I'm not long for this world, and that's fine.

>>51729394
If it makes you feel better about some losers laughing at your limp dead dick to feel better about themselves, your dick is near the top of the list on the maggots feasting list when you're burried.

Angel Beats was pretentious hipster shit that went no where and did nothing for 90% of its run and the people who thought it was deep and meaningful are meandering retards.

>>51731041
Alright, I'm wrong. Still, donating bone marrow is almost painless regardless because you're under anaesthetic.

>>51731080
>implying enough long-term studies have been conducted to determine that one way or the other.

>>51731080
Well, inhaling smoke of any sort DOES fuck up your lungs, but it's pretty easy to tell that that's why a given perosn's lungs are fucked up, and so no new lungs for them.

>>51731054
God damn, how do you faggots keep finding this place?

>>51731080
>have

>>51728729
>go to foreign college campus
>eat their food
>don't give blood
>alpha as fuck

If anything Angel Beats turned me OFF becoming an organ donor. Anything to avoid going to a place full of such shallow dramawhores.

>>51731117
Usually, yes, but you can't always put everyone under. Anesthetics are dangerous things, that's why there are people that specalize in JUST that, so people don't just die.

>>51731127
>implying the university of saskatchewa (??) of canada havent arrived to the fact that usage of cannabis sativa will induce growth of new braincells

>>51731158
Hey! At least there's a pretty decent band.

>>51731158
like Earth?

>>MFW I'd love to be an organ donor, but I am not allowed because I ate some beef in Britain in 1996, and thus am a potential mad cow incubator.

>>51731190
>96
Good year.

>>51731184
>you are now imagining Dio and Scott Columbus teaming up in heaven to create the greatest band ever

>>51730928
>Here in america we get paid in cookies and juice, which to most of us seems to be as addictive as heroin.

It shouldn't be any surprise. Increased appetite and thirst is an almost immediate reaction to any significant drop in blood volume.

>>51731190
i wish doctors had a way to check for dormant viruscells...

>>51731211

>>51731029
>implying people who have records like that get donor organs
nope, learn how the real world works please

So how did she get there first if she was the person who got his heart after he was dead.

>>51731242
>Give blood (like a baws)
>Walk out (like a baws)
>Pass out (like a baws)
>Cause a wreck (like a baws)
>Get my blood back (like a baws)

>>51731278
I tire of your jokes.

>>51731290
It's magic, I don't have to explain shit.

If I become an organ donor, what is removed?

I never bothered getting a license because I walk everywhere but when I do, I'll probably become a donor.

>>51731290
she was in medically induced coma to prevent her heart from stopping until they find a donor

>>51731290
her unfulfillment was that she was unable to thank him for letting her live.
So God brought him there.
He never had a reason to go there.
So he couldnt leave.
Now hes waiting for her.

>>51731290
He got lost on his way to the purgatory.

>>51731290
What makes you think time in that realm is analogous to the real world?

>>51731290
And this kills the thread.

>>51731314

>>51731314
>tire
HO HO!

>>51728332
>mfw I registered as a donor that night

I would donate my organs if I was guaranteed that they wouldn't go towards:
1. Old People
2. Women
3. Fat people
4. Men who aren't virgins
5. Jews

>>51731554
So you dont want your fellow anons to survive?

>>51731584
>anons
>men who aren't virgins
Haha, nope.

I was already registered as an organ donor before that episode.
>mfw a whole bunch of /a/nons were inspired and signed up for organ donation after that episode
It really was the best episode of AB.

>>51731584
I've made that list specifically so anyone who isn't /a/non doesn't get my organs.

>>51731554
>5. Jews
Oh, man ;_;

>>51731617
>implying /a/ isnt overrun by fat people

>>51731631
Whats with that reaction?

>>51731649
Nope. Most of us are probably underweight.

>>51731649
Meh, its probably 70/30. I think /v/ is the real fat people board. I'm willing to bet this board is more skeletonfags.

>>51731649
The fat nerd stereotype is outdated and just plain incorrect. Nerds are much more likely to be skinny and pasty.

>>51731731
>nerd
>not geek

>>51731731

>>51731730
120 lb's 6"3' here

>>51731750
I prefer nerd. Same shit, really.

>>51731755
>middleman
OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE

>>51731554
Why not write that in a will?

If I ever write my will, I'll leave my organs to a little child - they're the only innocence left in this world

>>51731765
>15.0 BMI

Shit bro, that's amazing.

>skinnyboard
>be 183cm and 110kg
I was supposed to join a boxing club, but anime and WoW ge me hooked...

>>51731765
U hungry?

>>51731820
>implying BMI matters
that shit isnt counting musclemass.

>>51731765
5'10“
120

BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>51731846
But he won't have any muscle, obviously.

I just jumped slightest chance that can help me get some dead loli cunt afterlife

>>51730956
who said they be using a needle?

>>51731826
Just ate cereal and drinking coffee
Not even hungry

Do you skeletonfags have longer than 18" hair

>>51731940
Down to my ass, why do you ask?

>>51731940
>long hair
>2011
I seriously hope you don't do this.

No, really. Nobody has been able to pull it off successfully since 1995.

>>51731959
It's just rare to find a nerd with long hair nowadays

>>51731940
Its down to my jawline on the sides and below my neck in the back.

>>51731940
Is that supposed to be Yuki?

>>51732019
See:
>>51731755

Though I do hesitate to associate us with ponychan.

>mfw i absolutly love girls with long hair
Pics damnit!

>>51731755
>meeting in person
That isn't a real /a/non. That's the normalfag cancer.

>>51732058
I've only found 3 pics of long haired yuki

>>51732092
Probably should point out I'm male.

>>51731868
5"5
130

I was an organ donor long before that show, I'm not retarded...

6' 175 master race here

>>51732143
Bueno.png

>>51731868
same as this anon

6'2" 170lbs

I am getting hungry, hombre. Gotta rev up the BBQ

long hair on guys is pretty gross, not sure why you'd want to deal with the pain-in-the-ass that maintaining it is

>>51732373
Beard is superior.

>>51732373
Well mine is curly/whatever so I straighten it every couple of days

If I don't feel like being arsed to straighten it I'll braid it or ponytail it. I braid it alot differently and do alot of shit with it.

Right now I look kind of like legolas but my hair isn't straightened

>>51732373
I've had long hair since I was younger, so I'm used to it. I'd probably freak if I had short hair.

Damn where this thread has gone

So how many people here are morbidly obese?

>>51732566
Wait, what was this thread about? I forgot.

I was going to be one anyway.

Why the fuck wouldn't you want to? Unless you're a neckbeard and your organs are useless anyway

>>51732654
Oh, that's right. Organ donors.

Im just donating my organs to my family members.
That means, mother and sister.
Fuck my greedy moneyhungry vultureside of family that devoured and sold all that remained of my grandfather who was nothing but a saint.

>becoming organ donor after watching Angel Beats

Was this before or after you faggots bought your narutard headbands?

>>51733208
After.