Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai.
KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking japanese games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as american ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about swords.
The best thing your glorious Katana can cut through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's folded about 10 times, for a total 800 kayers at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a rod, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about japanese history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper Kana if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn Kimono in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to Japan, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-japanese who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.

FUCK YOU OP, STOP MOCKING THE DEAD

>>50391969
>>50391937
samefag

>27
>attend high school

>>50391969
Either you just got trolled harder than anyone in the history of 4chan, or I just got trolled.

Ken-sama is dead. He died a hero. Leave it be.

Ken-sama is no more, he lost his life while trying to save Japan.
Stop trolling him.

>>50391937
>Gomenesai
>speaking kanji
>high school at 27

>>50392068
It's a copypasta.

So, the latter?

ITT: NEWFAGS

>>50391969
>no one wears a kimono in the streets

WELL THAT'S NEWS TO ME

>>50392168
>>50392068
Copypasta is a great test for newfaggotry

>>50391990
what is he really dead?

>>50392240
i actually writed every post in this thread even that 1

When the tsunami hit Japan, a large man wearing a kimono, wielding a katana was spotted near the shore.

This man was reported to have tried to use ancient sword techniques to halt the surge of the waves.

But the water resistance is huge

Ken-Sama :_;

>>50392168
So. How new are you?

Ken-sama! ;_;

Summer is really bad this year

>>50392268
This guy is being a faggot. I'm actually the one writing all the posts in this thread.

>>50392278
>using honorifics for one's self

>>50392291
What are you talking about, fool?

>>50392291
since were the same person that would make u also a faget lol

Ken-sama sacrificed himself to buy some time so that several Japanese children could escape from the roaring waves that flooded the city.

Several people described the scene as a large man wearing a kimono and wielding a Katana shouting at the waves while performing some form of ancient sword techniques..

Ken-sama... he died a hero..

>>50392277
>But the water resistance is huge

this thread actually owns

>>50392321
Hey, you can't talk to ore-sama like that!

sure is summer in here
anyone gonna post kenichi smith?

TL note: Kimono means clothes. Derived for the word Kiru, which means to wear and the addition of mono which turns the verb into an object. 着物

>>50392321

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7pyxpJFj18

as creepy and pathetic as ken-sama is, as a white dude he could totally get some pussy in Japan

not high quality pussy, mind you, but he could most certainly get laid with enough shamelessness and persistence.

Ken-Sama get's no pussy

>>50392415

Howdy /a/, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

nice copypasta,
also why are you apologizing as a greeting? Dumbass.

>>50392466
>realizing it's copypasta
>still responding seriously to it
I uh, what?

>>50392403

Only his picture sorry, I'd sure like to ugh, watch some cartoons with this guy.

What the fuck is up with all the faggots taking this seriously? It's the most common copypasta on here, what the fuck, kids, get off my lawn.

Hallo! /a/, my name is Ken.

I'm a 27 year old American-Norske folk (Norwegian for you stum Americans). I draw Vikings and Norse Gods on my Longship, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Norwegian games. (Rape, Pillage, Loot)

I train with my Battle Axe every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is fraised over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Pillaging license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Norsk fluently, both Nynorsk and the Bokmål dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Norwegian history and the Constitution of Norway, which I follow 100 percent.

When I get my Norwegian visa, I am moving to Bergen to attend a prestigious University to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an Viking, Clan Leader or Prime Minister.

I own several Viking Chestplates, which I wear around town. I want to get used to 00wearing them before I move to Norway, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Nynorsk and Bokmål as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyone have some tips so I can fully experience the Norwegian lifestyle?

>>50392456

Problem?

>>50392530
Trolls trolling trolls. With two newfags in the middle.

>>50392415
Ironically enough, I never made the connection, even though I already knew all that.

>>50392246
I've seen a couple people wearing them last I was in Tokyo. But they were really old.

Howdy /a/, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting my craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks)

I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both Texas and the Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil!

I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

>>50392578
ever watch Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei? the guy wears kimonos which are period and seasonally correct for the Taishou Era (1912-1926). as is the architecture, and the year given is even Showa rather than Heisei, even though it takes place in the year it was made.

Ken-sama now has a Facebook:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002524959866

While I'm in this retarded thread I may as well ask a retarded question.

Where does the word Japan come from? The it gives itself is nihon or nippon, where did Japan comefrom?

Sounds like an interesting story.

>>50392700
From Dutch Japan or Portuguese Japão, from Malay Japang, from Chinese 日本 (jih-pǔn).

Although the earliest form of "Japan" in Europe was Marco Polo's "Chipangu", the first recorded form in English was in a letter dated February 19, 1565 (published 1577), spelt “Giapan”. “Of the Ilande of Giapan”, by Luīs Fróis (a Portuguese Jesuit missionary in Japan), published in Richard Willes, “The History of Travayle in the West and East Indies” (London 1577), cited in “Travel Narratives from the Age of Discovery”, by Peter C. Mancall, pp. 156–57.

>>50392700
it's Chinese, given that in past centuries our contact with Japan was through them. it means, as usual, Land of the Rising Sun.

>>50392674
Of course I've seen SZS. Who the fuck hasn't?

Var hälsad OP, my name is Sven Sturalsson.

I'm a 27 year old American Viking (Someone who trades and plunders for you dumtrattar). I draw Runes on my Grandfathers gravestone, and spend my days perfecting my axe skills and playing superior Swedish games. (Amnesia, Riddick and Battlefield)

I train with my seax and axe every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my axe license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak ur-nordiska fluently, both Uppsala and the Danelaw dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about nordic history and their asa code, which I follow 100 percent.

When I get my Scandinavian visa, I am moving to Stockholm to attend a prestigious University to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Dice as a game designer!

I own several särkar, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Scandinavia, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak ur-nordiska as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyone have some tips so I can fully experience the viking lifestyle?

Wish me luck in Scandinavia!

Greetings earthlings, I`m a 137 year old Uchuujin (alien for you earthlings). I study lower races in the universe, and spend my days perfecting my ufo flying skills and playing superior Alpha Centaurian games. (Destroy All Humans, Civilization, Spore)

I train with my lazergun every day, this superior weapon can shoot through steel because it is upgraded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my lazergun license two space years ago, and I have been getting better every day.


I speak earth language fluently, both English and the Moon dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about earth culture and that funny thing you call Boku no Pico.

When I get my Orion visa, I am moving to Orion to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about mind control and genetic manipulation. I hope I can become an administrator of some good planet, not like your shitty Earth!

I own several spacesuits, which I wear around my ship. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Orion, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Universal language as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyways, I'll be making Earth my temporary home if its not too much trouble, §¤!

Var hälsad /a/, my name is Sven Sturalsson.

I'm a 27 year old American Viking (Someone who trades and plunders for you dumtrattar). I draw Runes on my Grandfathers gravestone, and spend my days perfecting my axe skills and playing superior Swedish games. (Amnesia, Riddick and Battlefield)

I train with my seax and axe every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my axe license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak ur-nordiska fluently, both Uppsala and the Danelaw dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about nordic history and their asa code, which I follow 100 percent.

When I get my Scandinavian visa, I am moving to Stockholm to attend a prestigious University to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Dice as a game designer!

I own several särkar, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Scandinavia, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak ur-nordiska as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyone have some tips so I can fully experience the viking lifestyle?

Wish me luck in Scandinavia!

>>50392828
>Sturalsson
>are_you_a_dullahan.jpg

>>50392700

Portuguese. Jesuit missionaries in the 1500's.

Hola! /a/, my name is El vato Ken.

I'm a 27 year old American Aztec (Mexican Native for you gringos mensos). I draw friezes and murals on my Codex, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Mexican games. (Tlachtli, Lucha libre, Quemaditos, Escondidas)

I train with my Maquahuitl every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is fraised over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Maquahuitl license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Spanish and Nahuatl fluently, both Mesoamerican and the Aztecan dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Mexican history and their Otomi code, which I follow 100 percent.

When I get my Mexican visa, I am moving to Distrito Federal to attend a prestigious University to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an Tianguero, Taquero or Albañil.

I own several Aztec robes, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Mexico, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Nahuatl and Spanish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyone have some tips so I can fully experience the mexican lifestyle?

Wish me luck in Mexico!

>>50392678
brb, friending

>>50392801
Calm down, bro. This is an image board and we're anonymous.

Sieg Zeon /a/, my name is Ivan Ashtray.

I'm a 28 year earthling. I draw Red Comet and Zeon symbols on the street walls, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Zeon games. (Training program A, Training program B, Training program C etc)

I train with my MS-06C Zaku II every day, this mobile suit can shoot through the five Magellan class battleships, and vastly superior to any other Earth Federation mobile suit. I've bought it on a black market one year ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I know, both Anthem and the Zeon soldier's charter. I know everything about Zeon history and their moral code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Zeon visa, I am moving to Side 3 to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about magnificent spacenoid culture. I hope I can become a pilot for Zaku or a spaceship operator!

I own several zeon military uniforms, which I wear at home. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Principality of Zeon, so I can fit in easier. I salute to my elders and seniors and get in fights with EF soldiers as often as I can, but rarely I manage to get out unharmed... and victorious.

Wish me luck in Zeon!

>>50392678

I lol'd.

Top of the mornin /a/, my name is Ritsu Tainaka.

I'm a 17 year old Japanese chav. I get blocked in my spare time, and spend my days perfecting my writing and watching superior British television shows. (Monty Python, I.T Crowd, The Office)

I drink WKD every day, this superior alcohol can get you fucking blocked because I always drink it 24/7, and is vastly superior to any other drink on earth. I got my fake ID two years ago, and I have been getting pissed every day.

I speak British fluently, both cockney and upper class dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about British history and their laws, which I never follow (because fuck the police).

When I get my British visa, I am moving to London to attend a prestigious Secondary School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a writer for BBC.

I own several tracksuits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Britain, so I can fit in easier. I swear to my elders and seniors and speak British as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Britain!

>>50392884
>>50392884

Correction. Actually weirder. Portuguese transliteration of Chinese pronunciation of the Chinese name for Japan, as recorded probably in the 1500's or 1600's.

Who said you can't learn anything on 4chan?

>>50392927
This guy is me

Madainn mhath /a/, my name is Laird Mugi.

I'm a 17 year old Scottish ned. I draw the Lochness Monster on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my bagpipe skills and playing superior Scottish games. (Highland Warriors, Medieval: Total War - Viking Invasion, Braveheart)

I train with my Claymore every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Scottish fluently, both Gaelic and the Lowland dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Scottish history and their Scots Law, which I follow 100%

When I get my Scottish visa, I am moving to Glasgow to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an food tester for the Mars Bar Factory or a Drink designer for Iron Bru headquarters!

I own several kilts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Scotland, so I can fit in easier. I get drunk and flip off my elders and seniors and speak Scottish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Scotland!

RIP Ken-sama.

shoulda taken up surfing instead of kendo eh?

Noswaith dda /a/, my name is Mio.

I'm a 17 year old Welsh sheep shagger and I love Cymru. I shag sheep in fields, and spend my days perfecting my sheep shagging skills and playing superior Welsh games. (Sheep shagging)

I train with my Welsh Dragon every day, this superior lizard can melt through steel because it is over 600C, and is vastly superior to any other dragon fire on earth. I earned my dragon licence two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Welsh fluently, both Welsh and the Welsh Dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Welsh history and their Welsh Law, which I follow 100%

When I get my Welsh visa, I am moving to Cardiff to attend a prestigious College to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can shag sheep all day!

I own several sheep, which I shag around town. I want to get used to shagging them before I move to Wales, so I can fit in easier. I shag sheep and flip off my elders and seniors and speak Welsh as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Cymru!

There was a hilarious version of this thread last year. One of the best entries was Azusa from K-on talking about becoming a Yorkshire Lass. Does anyone have a screen of it?

What about ye, /a/! My name is Yui Hirasawa.

I'm a 17 year old Japanese Irish Nationalist. I vote Sinn Féin! In my spare time, and spend my days perfecting my Hurley skills and watching superior Irish sports. (Ruby, Hurley, Gaelic football)

I drink Guinness and eat potatoes every day, this superior diet enables me to do the knees in of all the Protestants I see, and is vastly superior to any other diet on earth.

I speak Irish fluently, both Dublin and Derry dialects, and I write fluently as well (when I’m not on ta’ drink that is). I know everything about Irish history and their laws, which I try me best to follow 100%, but ya know how it is when ya get a bit drunk. I do in any Orange Order cunts that I see.

When I get my visa, I am moving to Belfast to attend a prestigious Catholic Secondary School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a body guard Gerry Adams.

I own several Tri-Colours, which I tie around my Hurley stick so Protestants can see it before I smash their teeth in. I’ll buy a pint of Guinness for my fellow Irish Nationalists as we talk about sending our sons to join the IRA!

Wish me luck Eire!

>>50391937
>>50391969
>>50391990
>>50392018
>>50392068
>>50392168
>>50392278

Ey Up, /a/! My name is Azusa.

I'm a 17 year old Japanese Yorkshireman. I hike in me japanese moors and dales in me spare time, and spend me days perfecting me farming techniques and watching superior British television. (Emmerdale, Heartbeat)

I participate in the Wars of the Roses reinactments as the York House every month, this superior White Rose can cut down all other Red Roses, and is vastly superior to any other roses on earth.

I speak Yorkshire fluently, both North and South dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Yorkshire history and their farming techniques, which I follow 100%.

When I get my British visa, I am moving to Yorkshire to attend a prestigious pub in the moors to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a regular at The Tudor Rose Inn

I own several tractors and jeeps, which I like to drive around town. I want to get used to driving them before I move to Yorkshire, so I can fit in easier. I talk in a yorkshire dialect and drink pints around me seniors and elders as often as I can, but they don't respond.

Wish me luck in Yorkshire!

Dios lo bendiga /a/, my name is Ken Perez

I'm a 27 year old American Tacomaniaco (Mexican culture lover for you gringos). I draw olmec codex's on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Mexican games. (Lucha Libre AAA: Heroes del Ring)

I train with my Macuahuitl every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is made from obsidian from the deep Mayan caves, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Charro license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Mexican fluently, both Aztec and Nauatl dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Mexican history and their Chimalpahin Codex , which I follow 100 percent.

When I get my Mexican visa, I am moving to Guatemala to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culinary arts. I hope I can become a Mariachi or a game designer!

I own several charro, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Mexico, so I can fit in easier. I adress my elders and seniors by "wey" and speak Mexican as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyone have some tips so I can fully experience the Mexican lifestyle?

Wish me luck in Mexico!

>>50392464
Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's Hello, not Howdy.
H E L L O. Howdy means you're a homo.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking American games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as japanese ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about guns.
The best thing your glorious 1911 can shoot through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's got no feet, for a total 0 ass kicks at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a gun, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about american history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper 10 gallon hat if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn cowboy outfit in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to America, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-american who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

>>50392960
>>50392983
>>50393010
>>50393033


>>50393025 here

Wow timing

>>50392603
>Rawhide Kobayashi
I am totally naming my son this.

Yo, whas' good, /a/? My name is Keshawn-kun.

I'm an 18-year-old mangaka (Japanese comic artist for y'all dumb niggas out there) . I draw manga in my rhymebook and spend all day schoolin' niggas 'bout homies like Toriyama and Tezuka (the O.G., son!).

I train with my G-pen every day. This pen lasts MAD fuckin' long and it makes other pens look like shit. I bought a shitload of tone two months ago, and I been usin' that shit every day, word is bond!

I speak Japanese fluently, but prefer to use Kansai dialect (Tokyo dialect is mad fuckin' fem, kid!) and I write like a muh'fucka. I know Japanese history from A-to-Z, and you KNOW i be on that Bushido tip 24/7/365.

When I get my Japanese visa, I'm movin' to Roppongi to fuck bitches and get a contract. I hope I can become a mangaka for Shonen Jump or Shonen Sunday (Shonen Magazine can eat a dick, tho...)

I got a kimono or two, but I don't wear that shit (fuck I look like doin' that?). I give daps to all the jii-sans and baa-sans and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan! Peace, I'm out!

Urshuuguurei /a/, my name is Ken-Tömörbaatar.

I'm a 27 year old Amerigol (a fan of Mongolia for you foreigners). I play amazing Mongolian folk music with my morin khuur, and spend my days perfecting my art and immersing into the superior Mongolian culture. (Horse-racing, Khapsagay, Khoomei)

I train assembling my ger every day, this fantastic dwelling place is special because it can easily be moved to whichever country you may be conquering, and is vastly superior to any other type of home on earth. I currently can assemble my ger in less than two hours, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Mongolian fluently, both Khalkha and the Oirat dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Mongolian history and the teachings of the great Genghis Khaan, which I follow 100 percent.

When I get my Mongolian visa, I am moving to Ulaanbaatar to attend a prestigious University to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a big name in professional wrestling or a Khaan myself!

I own several deels, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Mongolia, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors, study ancient Mongolian writings and speak Khalkha-Mongolian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyone have some tips so I can fully experience the mongolian lifestyle?

Wish me luck in Mongolia!

Kenichi smith is still a badass.

wait I thought Ken-sama died during the earthquakes


do kenichi an Rawhide have facebooks too?

>>50393143
>do kenichi an Rawhide have facebooks too?

If you make them, I'll friend you.

Selam /a/, my name is Zijad.

I'm a 36 year old American Mujaheddin. I draw Ottoman icons on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Bosnian games.

I train with my Zastava M70 every day, this superior weapon can shoot through the toughened heart of a Orthodox Serb, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Serb-killing license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Bosnian fluently, both Serbo-Croatian and Montenegrin dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Bosnian history and Tvrtko's Code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Bosnian visa, I am moving to Sarajevo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an officer in the Bosnian Armed Forces!

I own several Fez's, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Bosnia, so I can fit in easier. I send death threats to Serbs in my town and speak Bosnian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Bosnia!

Annyeonghaseyo /a/, my name is Kim-Jong Ken.

I'm a 27 year old American fan of Corean culture. I draw Animune and Maunnga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Korean games. (Starcraft, Starcraft 2)

I train with my hwal every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my archery license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Korean fluently, both Pyojuneo and the Gyeonggi dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Korean history and their Confucian code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Korean visa, I am moving to Seoul to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a game designer for Blizzard!

I own several hanbok, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Korea, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Korean as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Korea!

>mfw this thread

Hola! /a/, my name is Kenora el Sippo.

I'm a 27 year old American Spaniard (from the REAL Spain you illiterate fags). I read most of their superior literature such as Don Quixote or La Regenta while drinking some sangria, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Spanish games. (Commandos, Castlevania Lords of Shadow)

I train with my rapier every day, this superior weapon can fuck up a bull with one single blow, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my rapier license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. There's no more dogs in my neighborhood tho'.

I speak Spanish and nothing else fluently, both Andalusian and the Madrid dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about spanish bullfighting history and their torero code, which I follow 100 percent.

When I get my Spanish visa, I am moving to Sevilla to attend a prestigious bullfighting school to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can be impaled by a bull so I can lose both of my testicles soon!

I own several traje de luces (bullfighter suit for you peasants), which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Spain, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Spanish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyone have some tips so I can fully experience the spanish lifestyle?

Wish me luck in Spain!

Heil Hitler /a/, my name is Ken Hydrich.

I'm a 27 year old Aryan American SS Sturmbannfuhrer (Storm Unit Leader for you foreigners). I listen to Hitler speeches on my iPod, and spend my days polishing my Eisernes Kreuz, practising my formation marching and perfecting my Jevv recognition techniques.

I train with my Sturmgewehr 44 every day, this superior German weapon can shoot straight through side armour of a T-34 and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I also own a Walther P38 and a Hitlerjugend Fahrtenmesser.

I speak German fluently, both the Bayerisch and the Plattdeutsch dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Third Reich history and the Schutzstaffel creed, which I follow 100%.

When I get my German visa, I am moving to Bad Tölz to attend the prestigious SS-Junkerschule University to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Konzentrationslager commandant or a Gauleiter!

I own several SS uniforms, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Germany, so I can fit in easier. I march everywhere and greet everyone with a Hitler salute, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Germany!

Shalom, my name is Ken Stein
I'm a 27 year old American Ger (Jewish convert for you Goys). I practice Hebrew calligraphy on my tablet, and spend days perfecting my art and playing superior Israeli games. (Dreidel, Matkot, Taki)

I train with my Desert Eagle every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it is blessed over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Hebrew fluently, both modern and biblical dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Jewish history and their halakha code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my Israeli visa, I am moving to Jerusalem to attend a prestigious yeshiva to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a soldier in the IDF or a biblical scholar!

I own several shtreimels, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Israel so I can fit in easier. I respect my elders and speak Hebrew as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Israel!

Jesus, how many variations are there?

>>50393256
>I own several SS uniforms, which I wear around town.

Stylish. I guess that's what happens when your leadership is comprised of homosexual Jewish men. They know fashion.

>This thread

>>50393317
If you remember the spam .hta scripts, the spam script actually made its own version of it:

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I'm a 27 yera old maerican underjordsbo (Scandinavian culture lover for you outlanders). I draw Norse runestoens on my tabelt, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Scandinavian agmes. (Bad Company 2, Mirror's Edge, Max Payne)

I train with my dnaea xe veery day, htis superior weapon can cut clena through tseel because it is made from iron from the Scanidnavian fjells: K?en, and si vastyl superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my strids?s license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Norse fluently, both wsedish and Norwegian dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everythnig about cSandinavian history and their ?ir code, which I follow 100 percent.

When I egt my Fininsh visa, I am moivng to Helsinki to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnfiicent social welfare system. I hope I can become a skald or a game designer!

I own several honred hemelts, which I ear around twon. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Scnadinavia, so I can fit in easier. I adress my elders and seniors by first name and speak Norse as often as I can, but rarely does anyone amnage to respond.

Anyone have some tits so I can fully experience the Scandinavina lifestyle?

Wish me luck in ifnland!

Привет, my name is Ken Pertovich
I'm a 27 year old American Soviet (USSR fan for you bydlo). I draw sickles and hammers on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior soviet games. (STALKER, King's Bounty, Stalin vs. Martians)

I train with my AK-47 every day, this superior weapon can cut shoot a bullet everywhere but where youre aiming making it unpredictable because it is made out of plastic and wood, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my AK-47 license two years ago and I already blowed up one of my toes. However, I have been getting better every day.

I speak russian, ukrainian and georgian fluently, both drunk and the sober dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about soviet history and their support to the Government code, which I follow 100%

When I get my USSR visa, I am moving to Omsk to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a KGB spy or a slave in Siberia!

I own several ushankas (russian fur hats), which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to USSR, so I can fit in easier. I drink with my elders and seniors and speak russian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond or stay sober.

Wish me luck in the USSR!

Guys, Ken-sama needs more friends. Right now he still only has like 4 people who were brave enough to approach him. He's dying to meet you, so friend him and he won't kill himself.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002524959866

>>50393410
>I speak russian, ukrainian and georgian fluently, both drunk and the sober dialect

haha

Mahalo /a/, my name is Keni.

I'm a 27 year old American Moke. I put Spam and Katsu in my bento, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Hawaiian sports. (Surfing, Canoeing)

I train with my Longboard every day, this superior board can cut clean through a tsunami because it is waxed over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other floatation device on earth. I earned my surfing license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Hawaiian fluently, both English and the Pidgin dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Hawaiian history and their aloha code, which I follow 100%

When I get money for plane tickets, I am moving to Honolulu to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a flight attendant for JAL or a chef for Waikiki Resort!

I own several muumuus, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Hawaii, so I can fit in easier. I give the shaka to my elders and seniors and speak Pidgin as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Hawaii!

>>50393419
>only 4 friends

That sounds about right.

>>50392678

>ken.sama.gomenasai@gmail.com

I lost my shit at that

>>50393102

>I draw manga in my rhymebook and spend all day schoolin' niggas 'bout homies like Toriyama and Tezuka (the O.G., son!).

We need a Facebook page for each one of these. At least for Kenichi.

Manu maaf kardawo, /a/, my name is Kenjeet Prab Singh

I'm a 27 year old American Sikh. I read the Guru Granth Sahib on my tablet, and spend my days perfect my art and playing superior Punjabi games (Kabbadi, Cricket)

I train with my Kirpan every day, his superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Punjabi fluently, both the Majhi and the Pwadhi dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know every about Sikh history and the Five K's, which I follow 100%

When I get my Indian visa, I am moving to Amritsar to attend a prestigious Gurdwara to learn more about their magnificient culture. I hope I can become a Granthi for the Harlmandir Sahib or a tandoori chef!

I own several Kachera, which I wear around town. I wan to get used to wearing them before I move to Punjab, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Punjabi as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish my luck in Punjab!

>>50393530

and they should be friends with each other

>>50392678

Daoqian /a/, my name is O’Brien Daren

I’m a 60 year old Oceanian Otaku. I watch Donghuapian and Manhua on my Telescreen, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing doubleplusgood Eastasian games. They fascinated me, for they were the product of a mind similar to my own, but enormously more powerful, more systematic, less fear-ridden. The best games, I perceive, are those that tell you what you know already.

I train with my Dao every day. This plusgood weapon does not establish the dictatorship in order to safeguard the revolution; it makes the revolution to establish the dictatorship. Whether wars are won or lost, this weapon is a sure safeguard of sanity every day.

I speak all Eastasian tongues fluently, both Hanzi and the Habor 6 dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Eastasian history and their Obliteration of the Self, which I follow 100%.

When I get my mules to sneak to the Eastasian border, I am moving to the Beijing Miniluv to seek power entirely for its own sake. Not wealth or luxury or long life or happiness: only power, pure power. I will be different from all the oligarchies of the past, in that I will know what I’d be doing.

I have no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. I want to get used to having all competing pleasures destroyed, so that I can always have the intoxication of being penetrated for the first time by Onii-chan, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. If you want a vision of the future, imagine a hip, moving on its own – forever.

Wish me luck in Eastasia!

>>50393564

YES

DO IT

>>50392678
>Activities: Bowing

>>50393397
I miss Cornelia-chan.

My name is Bond. James Bond.

>>50393583
Holy shit. that han yu ping yin

>>50392277
Someone draw this scene!

somebody please screencap this thread.

>>50393841
Nah

ALLAH ACKBAR /a/, my name is Ken Hussein

I'm a 27 year old American Muslimaniac (Islam lover for you infidels). I declare jihad on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my daily prayers and playing superior Muslim games. (Suicide Bomberman 64)

I train with my RPG-7 every day, this superior weapon can blast clean through steel because it is blessed by Allah a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my terrorism license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Muslim fluently, both Sunni and the Shiite dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Islamic history and the Qu'ran, which I follow 100%

When I get my Saudi Arabian visa, I am moving to Mecca to attend a prestigious terrorist training academy to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a fighter for Hezbolah or an operative for Al Qaeda!

I own several turbans, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Saudi Arabian, so I can fit in easier. I blow up my elders and seniors and speak Arabic as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Arabia!

WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT’S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.

SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN “ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN”? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A’S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.

(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)

>>50393926
Fuck.

It's been a while since I laughed that hard on 4chan.

>>50393926
>KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.
Every fucking time.

Oh jesus it's this copypasta again. Seriously you know what the worst thing about Ken-sama is? That fucking CD tower behind him. That is the worst fucking place possible to put a CD tower and every time I see this picture it makes me rage.

>>50393926

>>50393926
the best

>mfw these threads are actually quite educative.

>>50393583
Ok listen you crimethinker, I’m tired of seeing your doubleplusungood posts all the time.
Fire off, you fucking twerp. It’s Nihao, not Daoqian.
NI FUCKING HAO. Daoqian means sorry.
Second, you’re verging unperson for thinking Eastasian games are plusgood in any kind. They’re samegood as Oceanian ones. I also bet you, like all rulers in all ages, have tried to impose a false view of the world upon your followers.
Now, you fucking pluswantpenis, let me teach you something about weapons.
They best thing your plusgood Dao can start is an argument, and NOT A FUCKING REVOLUTION. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE. And it’s not a safeguard of sanity, it’s a safeguard of the freedom to die while hating Big Brother at most. Nobody’s gonna sit 5 years not winning a war, except maybe you because you make all records tell the same tale — then the lie passed into history and became truth.
Now, you’re telling me that you know stuff about Eastasian history. HA HA FUCKING HA PLUSWANTPULSATINGPHALLUS. You couldn’t even get a proper Pinyin if your life depended on it, not like it’s worth anything since even as you die the Party will eternally continue its existence. No fucking one destroys all competing pleasures to have the intoxication of being penetrated for the first time by Onii-chanm, you retarded crimethinker. The intoxication is the standard process of all goodthinkers, fag.
Go on, move to Eastasia, get laughed at by fucking everyone. I might just canter with you to have a seat in the front row when I sell you and you sell me under the chestnut tree. No one is gonna like an Ingsoc-ridden wannabe-Eastasian who doesn’t know shit about the death worship he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly become an unperson, heretic.

>>50394212

I'll bite, what exactly did you learn here?

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where fucking did you guys stole this pictures from?